the most edgy simp steam profile ever

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2024
  • i have found the most insane pokimane simp steam profile of all time...
    live on twitch: / ohnepixel
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  • @leftbehindpinkbicycle1232
    @leftbehindpinkbicycle1232 27 днів тому +4769

    Why is this an official channel video 💀

    • @txhq
      @txhq 27 днів тому +36

      cus

    • @FrogShmeat
      @FrogShmeat 27 днів тому +259

      Cause it involves his queen

    • @-.-1724
      @-.-1724 27 днів тому +48

      makes it even funnier tbh

    • @MintP1cker
      @MintP1cker 27 днів тому +3

      free money

    • @aromatic8565
      @aromatic8565 27 днів тому +16

      Why is this more of a concern to you than the most unhinged obsessive profile 💀

  • @shimuthedoggo4496
    @shimuthedoggo4496 27 днів тому +2105

    This is either a rich dude playing the most expensive joke ever or this is the scariest man to walk the earth

    • @warsouk
      @warsouk 27 днів тому +33

      I can't believe he is serious, 100% joke

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 26 днів тому +107

      @@warsouk The amount of effort put into this, I highly doubt it's a joke if not this dude is still regularly simping for someone else on the side. Those type of creepy dudes that regularly edit their profile base on what chick they're into at the moment.

    • @sorenvc
      @sorenvc 26 днів тому +14

      @@NinjapowerMS it's not much effort... it isn't difficult to turn your profile into this if you already bought showcases and have the knowledge. although this 9 month sub streak is making me question it. must be the loneliest guy ever even more so than me.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 26 днів тому +3

      @@sorenvc He has a video uploaded a year ago with Poki mentioning his name so he could link it back to his steam. Yes he's that sad or he's the most committed comedian. Which is still sad if this is your material

    • @HieuVu-lo6st
      @HieuVu-lo6st 22 дні тому

      i can tell he joking lol. There is no way your self-esteem was so low that you described your self as autistic monkey and a whole paragraph about barking in several language

  • @vzus
    @vzus 27 днів тому +2495

    the "i need a case to calm down" and "i can quit any time guys" is a classic combo

    • @Dr_goman
      @Dr_goman 27 днів тому +2

      Indeed you can bro 😂😂

    • @fermentating3420
      @fermentating3420 27 днів тому +14

      ​@@Dr_goman yes, "indeed you can" is a classic combo

    • @BigDaddyJesus69
      @BigDaddyJesus69 24 дні тому +2

      "and - schade"
      *video ends*

    • @reapermodus2130
      @reapermodus2130 19 днів тому

      never understand how you can calm down from opening cases xD either you get sh1t and be mad or you get good stuff and be hyped but 100% not calm xD

  • @nicholasgaulin1085
    @nicholasgaulin1085 27 днів тому +1748

    That’s for sure ohne’s burner steam account.

  • @soldem5237
    @soldem5237 27 днів тому +1065

    bruh 2 groups in common 💀

  • @semi__colon
    @semi__colon 27 днів тому +382

    what 3000 hours of counter strike does to a mans brain

    • @Dr_goman
      @Dr_goman 27 днів тому +5

      What does 10 k do?

    • @Miko36110
      @Miko36110 27 днів тому +48

      @@Dr_goman belle delphine💀

    • @user-pe6ct7ut8t
      @user-pe6ct7ut8t 27 днів тому +11

      @@Miko36110 That aint half bad.. compared to pokiemane.

    • @Vnm.
      @Vnm. 27 днів тому +1

      @@Dr_goman what 14k do !!!
      belive me it was a waste of time one thing you should do is respecting your time give evrything its limits and you will be good + dont dooont wast time in this stupid thing 14k hrs for what a game without anti_cheate its realy bad

    • @thighhighenthusiastic1268
      @thighhighenthusiastic1268 24 дні тому +1

      @@Dr_goman you learn russian

  • @seavs1
    @seavs1 27 днів тому +680

    M E N T A L I L L N E S S

    • @TheyabLo_
      @TheyabLo_ 27 днів тому +13

      And I thought I'm mentally ill 😂

    • @zaxzun
      @zaxzun 25 днів тому +17

      @@TheyabLo_ ive been diagnosed with multiple mental illnes things. and even i feel more normal then that guy

    • @holy_pony8873
      @holy_pony8873 24 дні тому +3

      No but seriously streamers take advantage of people that are weak mentally for whatever reason and make a career out of it, its pathetic

    • @CometWarriorYT
      @CometWarriorYT 21 день тому

      @@zaxzun you probably are more normal than him

  • @vaznussis8729
    @vaznussis8729 27 днів тому +522

    Can’t even talk trash at that point ngl. If he’s balling he’s balling but man is it frightening to see this much obsession

    • @jenzu4229
      @jenzu4229 27 днів тому +38

      we can always talk trash bruv

    • @NateDargyy
      @NateDargyy 27 днів тому +95

      having money aint no excuse for this shit bro

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM 23 дні тому

      This isn't ballin, it's just straight up mental illness 💀

    • @Vorkxd
      @Vorkxd 13 днів тому

      @@NateDargyy Preach

  • @fuzzymcgee_
    @fuzzymcgee_ 27 днів тому +276

    thanks for clarifying that "this is not your alt account" very suspicious indeed ...

  • @nukamz6583
    @nukamz6583 27 днів тому +389

    keep this man 100000000000000 km away from schools

    • @Blackwell0102
      @Blackwell0102 27 днів тому +20

      ? Poki is pushing 30 mah drillah

    • @ultraviolence3632
      @ultraviolence3632 27 днів тому +36

      away from society you mean

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 27 днів тому +12

      @@Blackwell0102 He is not well. Poki has little to do with it.

    • @jaylowlp6181
      @jaylowlp6181 26 днів тому +1

      @@UmamiPapi Poki is a reason for corruption. Example: A (shown above)

    • @holy_pony8873
      @holy_pony8873 24 дні тому +1

      @@UmamiPapi Youre wrong, dont you understand that streamers do everything in their power to make their audience parasocial. I mean clearly he was weak before that but the whole point it is that theyre trying to exploit that breach...

  • @M1chael_
    @M1chael_ 27 днів тому +249

    Eva Elfie Peek IS WILD OHNE

  • @gabrieltoma1998
    @gabrieltoma1998 27 днів тому +88

    4k pokimane points is crazy

    • @lilmadlil
      @lilmadlil 27 днів тому +1

      I need explaination. How much time is it will be?

    • @nicksmith1988
      @nicksmith1988 27 днів тому

      ​@@lilmadlil its hard to tell because there are many ways to get points faster.
      tier 1 sub=1.2x points
      tier 2 sub=1.4x points
      tier 3 sub=2x points
      other ways to get points: watch streaks 1-5+, participating in raids, google extensions that automatically claim bonuses.)
      if we assume he did none of this and wasnt claiming bonuses in chat, it would take: 1 hours and 20 minutes
      which is not much time ngl

    • @warsouk
      @warsouk 27 днів тому +4

      @@lilmadlil not much, couple of hours.

    • @bgbd182
      @bgbd182 26 днів тому +9

      he forgor he was watching Pokimane in his main account not his alt

    • @1cbc81
      @1cbc81 26 днів тому +1

      @@lilmadlil12hrs

  • @aarohemmo
    @aarohemmo 27 днів тому +132

    ohnepixels best alt

  • @Rvx6
    @Rvx6 27 днів тому +80

    imagine the smell of his room

  • @asdf0822
    @asdf0822 27 днів тому +51

    Sickening.

  • @haturpl7159
    @haturpl7159 27 днів тому +34

    thats just depressing

  • @moronic5805
    @moronic5805 20 днів тому +3

    I love the sudden "Nein!" and "Was?!" in between sentences and silence

  • @powyyyyy
    @powyyyyy 27 днів тому +40

    new mental illness just dropped 😭

  • @kent-ingestensen5371
    @kent-ingestensen5371 27 днів тому +55

    This is honestly just sad to watch

    • @samp2651
      @samp2651 25 днів тому +1

      like you 😂

    • @Idkwhattoputasmyname1
      @Idkwhattoputasmyname1 22 дні тому +19

      ​@@samp2651? Thats a kindergarden playground level insult

    • @enteoz1694
      @enteoz1694 21 день тому

      It's unbelievable people like that even exist

    • @user-xu1co2mi4k
      @user-xu1co2mi4k 9 днів тому

      @@samp2651 did you like yourself lmao

  • @jyztyz2324
    @jyztyz2324 27 днів тому +27

    most normal ohne vid love it

  • @leothelionslayer5641
    @leothelionslayer5641 27 днів тому +12

    As a Leo we dont claim this person.

    • @DemsW
      @DemsW 22 дні тому

      You are opposites on the leo spectrum

  • @smokeweave3925
    @smokeweave3925 26 днів тому +8

    if anyone calls you a broke boy show them this

  • @Galeritor
    @Galeritor 26 днів тому +9

    poki has to see this clip fr

  • @Simon-xk6mq
    @Simon-xk6mq 27 днів тому +4

    That story was something else

  • @DonaCSGO
    @DonaCSGO 26 днів тому +13

    Ohnes burner account

  • @yalocaldex
    @yalocaldex 7 днів тому +2

    I love how he needs to clarify that it's not his alt account 💀

  • @L3ZC
    @L3ZC 27 днів тому +5

    I saw this live and I couldn't believe, I'm seeing it again and I still can't believe

  • @S4NSE
    @S4NSE 26 днів тому +1

    I didn't even know you could have that many artwork and screenshot showcases 😂

  • @Mokka-wb2gl
    @Mokka-wb2gl 27 днів тому

    I confused and surprised at the whole video but the case opening to “ease his mind” at the end make me laugh

  • @MisterDoomHimself
    @MisterDoomHimself 26 днів тому +4

    As a fellow dutchman, I need you all to understand he stands alone in this.... He is no longer welcome to buy weed or go the the red zone disctrict... or whatever else we are known for.

  • @GAZEmusic69
    @GAZEmusic69 27 днів тому +7

    Even if it's a joke, this is just fucking sad

  • @pepsicola7992
    @pepsicola7992 24 дні тому +4

    Church of Poki got me🤣

  • @Audiofears
    @Audiofears 26 днів тому

    This is for sure a well elaborated prank

  • @_fd
    @_fd 27 днів тому +7

    bro is a version of 2020 you

  • @danielvelkov116
    @danielvelkov116 27 днів тому +10

    ive never seen someoen so cooked

    • @tpl1339
      @tpl1339 26 днів тому

      buddys dry aged

  • @voidworth9004
    @voidworth9004 25 днів тому +5

    i would disown my son

  • @lodevandenberg5361
    @lodevandenberg5361 27 днів тому +2

    As someone from the Netherlands we DO NOT claim this guy!!!

  • @Haydxn_P
    @Haydxn_P 25 днів тому +2

    i respect the dedication honestly

  • @I_agree
    @I_agree 14 годин тому

    Bro is not seeing the gates💀

  • @NqniKun2001
    @NqniKun2001 27 днів тому +9

    Discord moderator vides

  • @Dr.PeterLaFleur
    @Dr.PeterLaFleur 27 днів тому +14

    This world is so empty when it comes to even lowest lvl of self-respect and morals

  • @DiegoideGetsNoBitches
    @DiegoideGetsNoBitches 27 днів тому +61

    If that man put as much dedication into something else we would have flying cars

  • @75tgvfby6
    @75tgvfby6 24 дні тому +11

    blud's gone, there's no turning back for him 😭🙏

  • @woid0
    @woid0 27 днів тому +7

    dear mr. editor, what was the other thumbnail that didnt make it and ohne waffled about on stream?

    • @IpadBatteryEater
      @IpadBatteryEater 27 днів тому +8

      We wanted to use poki feet for thumbnail

    • @woid0
      @woid0 27 днів тому +5

      @@IpadBatteryEater nahh 💀

  • @md3d519
    @md3d519 24 дні тому

    bro was so flabbergasted he went back and forth between english and german

  • @itsdezzire5461
    @itsdezzire5461 25 днів тому +3

    “This is not my old acc”💀

  • @samuelmiranda5257
    @samuelmiranda5257 27 днів тому +3

    bro leaked his love for poki on stream LOL

  • @user-it2ss1wm3z
    @user-it2ss1wm3z 24 дні тому +2

    imagine starting dating like an actual human just for the girl to see your steam pfp

  • @Dapper974
    @Dapper974 26 днів тому +1

    What was the mac 10 at the end? i didnt know so i didnt know

  • @augustcederberg5904
    @augustcederberg5904 26 днів тому +1

    Ohne showed his main 💀

  • @exus00
    @exus00 27 днів тому +3

    this is so funny how are people unironically taking it seriously

  • @radddish
    @radddish 26 днів тому +1

    korrectionz ? is that you buddy ? PokiBurrito

  • @DescendDab
    @DescendDab 17 днів тому +1

    As a Dutch person, this particular Dutch person has lowered the swagpoints of The Netherlands by 10%

  • @beacer
    @beacer День тому

    "he wrote a whole book" LMAO

  • @Ryzxun
    @Ryzxun 25 днів тому +1

    Sad to see these type of people not trying to seek professional help

  • @junes4jpg
    @junes4jpg 27 днів тому +3

    Thats Crazy 💀

  • @jonathanbrinks7445
    @jonathanbrinks7445 26 днів тому

    Nice of you to finally show us your alt account ohne.

  • @OneOfAKind597
    @OneOfAKind597 25 днів тому +2

    ASTAGHFIRALLAH WAS????!!!!

  • @whiterhinorecreational9299
    @whiterhinorecreational9299 24 дні тому +2

    Pokimane got ohnopixel talking like xqc

  • @MobyHuge123
    @MobyHuge123 27 днів тому +1

    Not the chatgpt 💀

  • @isthatjun
    @isthatjun 24 дні тому +1

    “WAT IS THIS PROFAYULLUH”

  • @vlonelywrld1426
    @vlonelywrld1426 27 днів тому +1

    i cant believe u cut out the part where u got admitted being ur alt steam account

  • @miornajib3288
    @miornajib3288 21 день тому

    "it doesnt make it better you accept it"
    im dying haha

  • @jessicaabel3481
    @jessicaabel3481 24 дні тому +1

    That's actually deranged

  • @bekiuwu
    @bekiuwu 24 дні тому +1

    I see NSO in background, good account

  • @InternalxHD
    @InternalxHD 25 днів тому +2

    i lost braincells with simps

  • @yarou3124
    @yarou3124 26 днів тому +2

    This guy gets to vote

  • @lukasq1565
    @lukasq1565 27 днів тому +2

    why are you acting like you saw this the first time, it’s literally one of your alt accounts 💀

  • @sylvester4207
    @sylvester4207 21 день тому

    Me and my friend is having a debate about the Eva Elfie Peek server you were in. We need to get a peek into the server to get to the bottom of this.

  • @ReziKureizi
    @ReziKureizi 4 дні тому +2

    bro is the definition of a SIMP, nvm I think he might be beyond that. May lord save him.

  • @reapermodus2130
    @reapermodus2130 19 днів тому

    i for some reason have the sudden feeling to buy a 30 bucks cookie packet

  • @ruslanagadzhanyan2753
    @ruslanagadzhanyan2753 23 дні тому

    What have I just witnessed?!

  • @randomguy7932
    @randomguy7932 20 днів тому

    "its not my alt guys" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @_Swayin
    @_Swayin 27 днів тому +5

    This ain't got nothing on k-pop profiles

    • @karwane1
      @karwane1 26 днів тому +4

      Yea but kpop is a brand, this is just some d tier streamer person.

    • @FrazzleFlib
      @FrazzleFlib 14 днів тому

      at least kpop bands actually do something worthy of admiration ie making music, pokimane is just a bog standard twitch coomer baiter lmao

  • @ItsLifeJim_VB
    @ItsLifeJim_VB 21 день тому

    "guys this is not my alt account" yeah right buddy I'm onto you >:)

  • @GiulianoVenturo
    @GiulianoVenturo 26 днів тому +1

    ngl I dont understand how those kinda ppl have THAT much money. like how do they even have a "life" if all they do is simping all day, like doesn't make sense

  • @magnekjeldmark6838
    @magnekjeldmark6838 27 днів тому +1

    He posts tier lists and 1 vs 5 on his 2nd channel (actual good content) and then posts this on him main😭

  • @FelixTheCat94
    @FelixTheCat94 25 днів тому +1

    the "Evaelfiepeek" group

  • @frutato7498
    @frutato7498 26 днів тому +3

    Wow he exposed his alt account 😮

  • @slezyorla
    @slezyorla 26 днів тому +3

    coming from the guy with the poki tattoo ^^

  • @ReyOfLight727
    @ReyOfLight727 24 дні тому +1

    Idk if i should impressed or concerned

  • @Jetstreamsammy
    @Jetstreamsammy 27 днів тому +3

    look at the mutual groups

  • @milkcurdle1629
    @milkcurdle1629 24 дні тому +1

    Ohne hahhaha be like "Just want to make that clear, this is not my alt account"

    • @AniPlut0
      @AniPlut0 4 дні тому

      Is the person talking is pokamane simp?

  • @weabooavatar399
    @weabooavatar399 26 днів тому

    I thought pictures were removed in steam

  • @FeelsOkayMan1337
    @FeelsOkayMan1337 26 днів тому +1

    💀💀💀NAHHHH AINT NO WAY LIL BRO

  • @ic0nicstreams
    @ic0nicstreams 24 дні тому +1

    This is the most relevant Pokimane has been in years.

  • @shahkrown
    @shahkrown 26 днів тому +1

    this HAS to be satire

  • @Radioactivepaladin0703
    @Radioactivepaladin0703 26 днів тому +1

    Eva Elfie group is crazy

  • @ramtinzx7108
    @ramtinzx7108 27 днів тому +1

    Leo FeelsStrongMan

  • @sumei_
    @sumei_ 27 днів тому +3

    ohne's smurf account

  • @Filbo_Fraggins
    @Filbo_Fraggins 27 днів тому +2

    no way ohnes alt account

  • @bbboywaxr
    @bbboywaxr 26 днів тому +1

    Blud really uploaded this to his main acc ☠️🗿 ( is this bros alt 😳 )

  • @Gavin_jk
    @Gavin_jk 27 днів тому +2

    this is sad, he has better skins than me

  • @satou9508
    @satou9508 24 дні тому +1

    ohne's incognito steam account

  • @Arepa_obyrne
    @Arepa_obyrne 19 днів тому +1

    2:38 EVA ELFIE PEEK IS CRAZYY

  • @noobyplays7679
    @noobyplays7679 26 днів тому +1

    Bro down bad

  • @ethernet764
    @ethernet764 26 днів тому +1

    When does a joke stop becoming a joke? When it was serious all along.

  • @pm-2039
    @pm-2039 26 днів тому

    The first time i laughed at an youtube clip for a long time

  • @lovesusalmon7665
    @lovesusalmon7665 26 днів тому +1

    He wrote a whole book 💀

  • @yongchen1603
    @yongchen1603 25 днів тому

    Got me mixed up😂