The Ultimate Samurai Experience
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2020
- I became the worst samurai brought an absurd amount of dishonor to my family.
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♩ Big Time Rush Theme
♩ Kingdom Hearts - Dark Impetus
♩ Sonic Unleashed - Dragon Road (Day)
♩ Fall Guys - Survive The Fall
Ghost of Tsushima: The Ultimate Samurai Experience... - Ігри
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Hi
Nah (btw You Tooz look so similar on the website!)
First
I will buy
but what if i dont buy???!!!!??
"Mom, are you home?"
"SHE'S A BEAR"
- Brave, 2012
"WHY IS THERE A SECOND BEAR?!"
-Also Brave, 2012
*Merida, 2012
I can’t bear this
Grandma are you home
SHE’S A WOLF
Israel Wesley -Brave, 2012
“My arm is my sword”
Well, they do say the sword is an extension of the body.
Pun Goblin yes they do
My body is an extension of my sword.
Like a double head
Wyatt Arnett
*Me, wearing a jacket made of broken glass:* MY SWORD IS AN EXTENSION OF MY BODY, COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG!
@@pungoblin9377 My god, Longfinger kirk?
8:19 the entire plot of Brave explained in 5 seconds
Jajaajjaja
yes
Lmao
Jakjsjajakskssksksj
lol
9:18
"honor died on the beach"
the kid named honor:
👁 👄 👁
Slimecicles humor never changes. He's like the saying "There's the only two things constant in the universe: Taxes and Slimecicle".
This implies slimecicle has ended death, and I'm all for it
Ian Wolfe yes sir.
Perfect
bröther
Speaking of that, let's have Charlie play Death and Taxes
Basically what I saw in this video
- Cool shit
- An ad where a desperate salesman asks for your donations in return for for a figurine while drenched in a thick green stretchy substance
- Funny reddit moments
Oh and I forgot;
*_B E A R_*
"Beavers sure do look different in this game"
Don’t forget that he sang an ad parody of BTR
and the return of vent goblin
But you forgot the monke
Reddit funny!!
“Do not attack me from behind or colors will NEVER EXIST AGAIN!” Best and frankly most underrated line ever
*"Your mom grey"*
My favorite was "now thats what i call horseplay, just kidding, because i took his life"
what about "mmm, frog"
Your mom gray
I think you mean goopy
"its coming out"
are we still talking about your youtooz or your dislocated kneecap
Both
Eduardo Peri definitely the kneecap
Na fam he talking about his child
Think he was referring to his agressive homosexuality.
The man is in pain
The youtooz ad was actually incredible.
Agreed
I ruined your 69 like. MUHAHHAHA
@@russiancomrade4929 oh that's the funny number! Everyone laugh!
Is the lmg mounted and or loaded?
He said the slime tasted good
Charlie: *shoots a deer*
Dualshock 4: You have committed a crime of the highest order and are hereby sentenced to eternal damnation.
Deer are sacred on Tsushima, it says it in the loading screen, the gods got pissed at him and killed his controller inmediately
“They are very D E A R to me”
@@The_Rangers_Hip thanks
D e a t h
@@The_Rangers_Hip *you are genuinely funny*
Imagine battling with a fearsome warrior known throughout the land but he keeps making stupid puns as he kicks your ass in a really cool way.
Spider-man in a nutshell
8:48: Enter the Japanese Vent Demon and his mighty power over the vents
Can't think Of a Username
Ah, the ancestor to the impostors from Among us.
@@jaegercat6702 the impostor is the evolution of Vent Goblin
Change My Mind.
Does anyone know if he was actually speaking Japanese
@@thepriestunknown3999 got no clue
Almost all of it is Japanese
i feel slimey after seein what you went through
eMBeaR hI
eMBear pls post we love u
general kenobi
@@Schwagg69 we've been expecting your arrival, but you seem to be the only jedi master that came.
Remember when u uploaded every other week
The most effective threat out there-
"I'll piss your pants"
"your pants can't wait for my piss"
“Just you wait until I’ll wet your friggin pants”
I feel like Charlie's personality is seeping into his viewers.
samuel hayden about to shit yourself
@@noahdonson2287 Lmao that's what I was thinking.
"my sword is a blade, and that's a fact"
Shakespeare: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Das funny bro
11:14 that disorted "sorry" sent me dead
“I’m sorry :(, I’m SoRrY ;(l
I have no regrets being assigned to this man
what’d he do to get on your watch list my guy?
ProbablyWasabi Corn
@@sokeen275 ya know what? Fair..
Hes not allowed to answer or his manager will kill him
@@jonathanSpg But can we speak to the manager?
The original title is "dishonouring everyone in ghost of tsushima"
Then he changed it to "This is Ghost of Tsushima" and now it's "The Ultimate Samurai Experience" lol it'll probably be different when you see this reply
Eventually it's probably going to be "underwear man strikes bacc"
chiccen wingツ mhm
12:05
the way he has to take a second to come up with a joke and then leans into the bit, i love it
7:37 how is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen all day
*m o n k e*
*m o n k e*
*m o n k e*
*m o n k e*
*m o n k e*
"My middle name is blurgh"
Slimy boy - 2020
Smorja No, it’s Tiger Balls.
You mean slimy bleugh boy
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His humor is unbelievable. He always exactly knows what to say, even if he has no time to think about it.
He records gameplay and speaks after he recorded the gameplay
@@JoeMama-bl2uw Not always. Live streams, for example
He's already shown he does both. If he doesn't make the joke live he makes one in editing.
@@evilbail2184 Either way you have to admit he's hilarious
maybe he says it on the spot but re-records it for a better performance?
9:14 - Samurai: “I trained you to fight with honor!”
Ronin: “Honor died on the beach.”
9:20 - *Man runs for his life, not trying to catch any crabs, or let the crabs catch him*
Lol
Yeah I saw the fuckin video mate?
@@mide8845 chill
Woah, you got the joke too?
♋
0:43 "And my sword is my blade- thats a fact. And now i shall restore honor to- Bruh" Slimecicle 2021
Fear runs through my bones every time I see Slimecicle use a sword
And remember most of the ways he killed those mongols are considered *honorable.*
Jacob Wong Why does he sound like an adult Robin from Teen Titans to me-
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You mean his arm?
I misread sword as word and I was %100 ready to agree with you
That Japanese Vent Demon bit was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard or will ever hear.
Gugugugugu
josie chapman that part sent me into cardiac arrest
I mean if he never gets the chance to vent as an imposter he has to make do
意味が全然わからなかったけど...
Final vent
I feel like a "Sun Tzu, Art of War" meme could be made here, buy I'm to lazy to make one.
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why Sun Tzu? We could do it better with any number of japanese warlords.
@@andreasballe7470 it's a reference to technoblade, a youtuber who has used sun tzus quotes in videos as a joke
Well yea Sun Tzu would know more about it since he invented war
Sun Tzu said that!
Only Charlie could have a 2 minute merch plug and still be an absolutely beloved individual
Ah yes, the rare indigenous eastern Japanese vent goblin. Quite majestic.
"ベントゴブリン" if you want to be authentic.
6:48 Are we not going to talk about how clean that transition was?
What was the music he used during the montage. So inspiring as slimecicle was shattered throughout existence
All the music used in the video is in the description
@@Murad_el-Kaffas no the song used in the montage
@@gamesgamer2091 bruh same i been looking for it too
@@gamesgamer2091 Edgar Hopp - In Abundance
“Update I’ve talked to the trees, I don’t think they’ll be bothering us anymore” lmao
0:53 *Man literally dying of Anthrax*
Slimecicle: "including my fart bomb! That should stun him!"
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Be.”
“Be w-“
*”B E A R”*
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I love how the longer the video goes on, the funnier his stupid jokes become.
What kind of witchcraft is this?
Like the one where he just says the river is die and plays Soulja boy sound effect
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It's because he took the crickets in the beginning. Didn't you watch it?
He makes your braincell reduce so that you find anything funny
I love how slime was just genuinely having fun with the people backstage making the youtooz add. So wholesome
ngl, japanese vent demon is probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen
"I should have used wind stance" was the most underrated joke in this entire video
"You'll never take me alive, Mongols! My middle name is-"
Slimecicle. is....
dead.
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Ok dimple
@@jennifersolis4585 😂😂did you get to that part?
Lord Shimura: I trained you to fight with honor.
Jin: Honor died on the beach.
**Meanwhile, on the beach**
Jin: CRAB RAVE!
Slimecicle did that, not Jin.
The part when he was in photo mode on the cliff and he saw the bird I literally wheezed harder and louder than I ever have before
"And that's what I call horseplay. But not really. *Because I took his life"*
Have you ever seen siblings horseplay? That isn't exactly a disqualifier.
@@arrtes6479 😂
I need a full version of the kazoo parody for the Big Tim Rush theme.
Zuko in the background: “HONOOOooor!”
Lol
“YOU’ll NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE”
moments later
“they took me alive..”
Charlie when he uses 6 syllables instead of 5
“Oh sh-”
Gets thrown out
he committed heresy
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It's seven, dude. Don't you know what a haiku is?
Melanoc3tus II it’s 5 7 5
I like how there’s just fall guys music in the background lmao
8:20 brave in a nutshell
"honor died on that beach" - crab chase montage
I had to laugh ... this guy is genious
Depression: exists
Slimecicle: I am about to end this man's whole career
Of course a video can end a mental disorder in 14 minutes... 😒
Don't take this illness as a joke.
Thank you.
@@edran4506 even if happiness is just temporary this video is still amazing. It's true that I did make a joke but just someone being themselves and being entertained can distract someone from the world they live in and just be happy. Even if it is for a few minutes. Depression isnt a joke, but dont go to youtube comments to let people know
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@Izaak Cabacungan no need to spout insults at somebody.
Slimecicle is the true father of SCP 999
*When the world needed him most he returned...*
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4moonlord4 GOD DAMMI-
9:20 me running away from my entire bloodline after I tell them I won a million dollars.
_me millionth dollar echoes from behind_
The sleeping mongol waking up moment was one of the funniest things ever
6:15 the best interaction between human and game ever.
8:57 that laugh sounds like coming from 90s anime bully lol
1:41
-Enters
*AH*
-Crumbles
"The trick to becoming a legend is to always let one live" is chilling and, as far as I can tell, original
He must capture the avatar to restore his honor.
I’ve been looking for a comment like this lmao
Honor: exists
Zuko: it's free real estate
If I had a penny for every time Zuko said honor, I'd be a millionaire
How about how many times Jin mentions the “code.”
7:31 he pressed triangle
6:40 THUNDER CLAP AND FLASH
Jokes aside, Charlie's actually good at comboing his Ghost weapons with his other attacks.
Seriously, some of those combos need you to really understand timing
“This will be a piece of Keikaku.”
Slime does know that means plan right? Right!?!
All according to cake
Bro I got fucking flashbacks to the communist uprising on my rp server when he said keikaku. Dont ask.
Wizelf 402 I really want to join that server now. Preferably with a shotgun and a cigarette.
Kakku is also cake in Finnish
It would be cool if he said: this is piece of my keikaku
Nobody:
Me: *peeking out of the shower to check where the murderer in my house is* 7:37
9:06 "I finally found him, Uphorse."
14:10 "HoNeR DiEd At ThE bEaCh
Crab
11:07 I swear to god I have the entire hamilton soundtrack downloaded and I though the What Comes Next file opened by itself
8:48 I can't speak japanise fluently but I think this is actually the correct translation... So he could have just scream something in his mic and put the subtitles under it. No. He translated it for real
Well done
The only error besides his pronunciation is his use of のみ to say "only". のみ does mean only, but in conversation you would probably use だけ instead.
A Fine Egg I think this is because of Google translate isn't always right
Ah yes my favorite Japanese saying laughs while returning to vents aka GUGUGUGU
4:19 bro im dying
2:19 he looks so nervous tho...
Slimecicle: (adds in avatar clip)
Me: “Ah I see you are a man of culture yourself”
the name changed from "Dishonoring Everyone in Ghost of Tsushima" to "the ultimate samurai experience..."
He should have kept the OG title, that was more accurate.🥷🏻
8:48
Imposters in Among us be like:
2:45 when the hulk gets freaky
Maybe the real ghosts were the enemies we killed along the way.
7:37 i laughed so hard right there
"it's 5:59 and everyone knows that all mongels wake up at 6 am sharp"
This is like my tenth time watching it and I can now basically recite the first two minutes as he says it
Also the ad was the best thing I’ve ever seen
Was seeing vids yesterday and told myself, "wow, we miss seeing him do this on this channel." But now we finally found you again.
walking into parent’s room at 3 in the morning:
13:10
8:49 here we can see the rare Japanese vent demon in its natural habitat.
My sword is my brush. And I’m a poet and my arm is a sword. And my poem is my blade, and blood is my ink, and my sword is a blade
I just wanna Imagine him actually being in the wars this would be as accurate as possible and the game would be called the funniest samurai.
3:50
Sonic Unleashed - Dragon Road
Thank you Slimecicle. I needed that.
Famous last words before death: It’s a bear!!!
"I dishonnered my family"
me: first time?
Can we just talk about how he actually did some brief Japanese for the Vent Demon bit
"I have red your every move."
"Your mom grey."
7:14 unlike all the other content I didn't expect that pun
10:43 your Supposed to say hwacha doing dog
This video was unbearable
Wait
OH GOD WHEN DID THEY ADD BEARS TO LANGUAGE!?
WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE?!
New DLC: bears added to language, water, and the international space station.
I can't bear it
i can bearly believe this how could this happen
B A E R
I like how Slime’s been making less and less videos but more and more streams with his friends. Can’t be mad, be happy for him.
7:24 that shit was terrifying ngl
5:02
Holy shit slime was like THIS close to unlocking his sharingan there
i can see team trees went well 5:51
7:43 I imagined zuko saying this and that was cursed
I must capture the Avatar!
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT LMAO
My friend's dreams : "omg, I just dreamed I kissed my crush"
My dreams : 5:15
12:15 you better stop horsing around
11:45
did...
did he just autotune his Kazoo
I love the fact that he started the vid with his version of a haiku and its literally as bad as every single one I made in the game
The Samurai Slimecicle has entered the 5th dimension:(6:58)