Burn Book: I Fell for Caroline Calloway’s Never-Ending Scam

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  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace  6 місяців тому +1172

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    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +55

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you.

    • @JK_JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK_JK 6 місяців тому +26

      🙄

    • @quuaackyy
      @quuaackyy 6 місяців тому +43

      @@MbitaChizi job

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      @JayEyedWolf 6 місяців тому +7

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    • @mochikitten745
      @mochikitten745 6 місяців тому

      opera is my favorite browser tbh kinda love it

  • @g7924
    @g7924 6 місяців тому +9420

    Remember they’re not better than you, they just have rich parents

    • @Elirum
      @Elirum 6 місяців тому +74

      THIS

    • @pinksnake8001
      @pinksnake8001 6 місяців тому +273

      She's objectively worse than almost anyone tbh.

    • @FernBlackwood1995
      @FernBlackwood1995 6 місяців тому +29

      @@pinksnake8001 Real and true.

    • @gregap8282
      @gregap8282 6 місяців тому +15

      They are better than you if they make you pay for OF subs and bad photos of Cambridge

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 6 місяців тому +20

      @@pinksnake8001that’s typically assumed when you say they have rich parents

  • @alphabetamale616
    @alphabetamale616 6 місяців тому +4973

    there is no way this girl is paying her taxes

    • @joannayoung4004
      @joannayoung4004 6 місяців тому +309

      I was thinking the same thing! Forget the "FTA", Miss Girl should be worried about the IRS!

    • @Vineshsien
      @Vineshsien 4 місяці тому +69

      you wont believe me when i say this..

    • @fishkyle
      @fishkyle 4 місяці тому +21

      @@VineshsienSHE ISNT?

    • @Vineshsien
      @Vineshsien 4 місяці тому +102

      @@fishkyle in the literal video it says she stopped paying her taxes LMFAO

    • @fishkyle
      @fishkyle 4 місяці тому +29

      @@Vineshsien im like actually stupid then or i zoned out but it makes total sense

  • @ferplz9872
    @ferplz9872 6 місяців тому +14195

    I feel so bad for Natalie, imagine being friends with someone for 6 months max and they blame you for everything wrong in THEIR life after years 😭😭😭

    • @annamelvina216
      @annamelvina216 6 місяців тому +1095

      The fact they were friends for such a short amount of time is... In some ways it makes me pity Caroline. She's had so few close relationships that her harping on about this one... It's just sad.

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 6 місяців тому +803

      @@annamelvina216yeah but its clear to me that its her own fault. She seems like a terrible friend and nasty person, had she just been a little more considerate of others she would have flourished socially

    • @ewetn1
      @ewetn1 6 місяців тому +7

    • @Zelomakitoko
      @Zelomakitoko 6 місяців тому +381

      she has also moved the narrative around a lot over the years, and she would often conflate her dad dying with Natalie's article, as in, "i was upset about this article coming out so i was dismissive when my dad called and then he died right after and it was kind of Natalie's fault"

    • @ssmith968
      @ssmith968 6 місяців тому +120

      It happened to me. Caroline is just wildly jealous of Natalie.

  • @daphnia9664
    @daphnia9664 4 місяці тому +1613

    its like shes so violently dense she almost does a full circle and becomes self aware

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 3 місяці тому +103

      My brain hurts when she thinks she got into Cambridge on her own academic merit compared to someone else with true academic merit and then also says she faked her grades...help me understand.

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew 3 місяці тому +54

      It seems like she separates herself from this “character” she claims to have taken on for the sake of her non-existent first book. It’s just another way not to take full accountability. She was trying to curate a persona but fails to realize once you start living that persona non-stop and enact actual harm on people, that’s not a character you made up. That’s a real person and the real person you were (and are-she just hasn’t gotten far enough to recognize that yet lol).

    • @TheNotshauna
      @TheNotshauna 3 місяці тому

      She's the special kind of dense you only get from people who are born into immense privilege, she has the unique form of narcissism and laissez faire attitude that only comes from being completely shielded from regular concerns and consequences. To anyone who hasn't spent decades around the kind of wealth that is truly unimaginable to behave like that, but her actions are hardly unique or even especially heinous.

    • @emmyturner7385
      @emmyturner7385 3 місяці тому +13

      She has always been aware of her actions, she's just a bad person who's fundamental foundation is entitlement and greed

    • @glamourgirl-n9b
      @glamourgirl-n9b 2 місяці тому +4

      When did she become self aware??

  • @MikaylaKennedy
    @MikaylaKennedy 6 місяців тому +5000

    the way she just laughs off blowing $100,000 multiple times is exhausting

    • @Taradoxxi
      @Taradoxxi 6 місяців тому +461

      Rich people live in a different reality

    • @Magicwithizz
      @Magicwithizz 6 місяців тому +106

      It’s truly insane

    • @YMMW
      @YMMW 6 місяців тому +156

      Like tell me you don’t know about the state of the economy without telling me you don’t know about the state of the economy 🙃🙃🙃

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 6 місяців тому +132

      I’ve never seen that amount of money in my life it blows my mind

    • @Anngrl69
      @Anngrl69 6 місяців тому +175

      And the audacity to claim her family is lower middle class at the same time

  • @Jenninka
    @Jenninka 6 місяців тому +4272

    Natalie casually thriving is the best way this could have ended

    • @melanie_meanders
      @melanie_meanders 6 місяців тому +86

      so true, im also glad she doesn’t read caroline’s writing

    • @dahliacheung6020
      @dahliacheung6020 5 місяців тому +81

      I know. She's doing so well and it's great because she didn't have to -perhaps lie about having had to- fake grades to get into a pristigeous international school, fake an internet presence, fake a personality, fake not having developed an addiction, fake being a writer, fake having multiple crises of poverty, fake needing federal protection from paying rent, fake being an It Girl, and then fake being a memoirist by useing the audience built off the original fake audience to sell a memoir that was apparently fake edited.
      Natalie did the one thing the NYU professor told Caroline to do, the one thing Caroline has all along, for some reason, made every excuse not to do: write. With no family fortune, no celebrity/influencer status, no real life Gossip Girl train wreck of a life story, and no Cambridge fairytale degree, Natalie simply wrote a book and sold it.
      (I know Caroline technically sold hers but self-publishing doesn't count when a decent number of the buyers don't ever even recieve the book.)
      It's easy to tell exactly who is on whose mind when they lay down to sleep every night. 😂

    • @cwired9407
      @cwired9407 5 місяців тому +35

      It seems simple: between Natalie and Caroline only one has self respect.

  • @biishop99
    @biishop99 6 місяців тому +7357

    you’ve heard of emily in paris, now get ready for caroline in cambridge 😭😂 god it’s unbelievable to think this person is REAL and not a badly written and portrayed netflix original character

    • @lotusthemermaid
      @lotusthemermaid 6 місяців тому +139

      Underrated comment

    • @D0MiN0ChAn
      @D0MiN0ChAn 6 місяців тому +44

      The way I *cackled* 🤣 Thank you for this!

    • @Mundane_Madelyn
      @Mundane_Madelyn 6 місяців тому +40

      Please don’t give her any ideas 😂

    • @jaidadraco
      @jaidadraco 6 місяців тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alisonmercer5946
      @alisonmercer5946 6 місяців тому +25

      Just heard.of her and my brain can't process it why who is she? Did she have Famous parents ? Whaty the hell is this lmao

  • @mijel-3
    @mijel-3 4 місяці тому +526

    I remember the Cambridge student newspaper, Varsity, reporting on this, and they called for her degree to be withdrawn, and honestly... Yeah, maybe.

  • @SharpestLiVES13
    @SharpestLiVES13 6 місяців тому +5388

    "At this point Natalie is living inside Caroline's head rent-free. And she would know a thing or two about living rent-free, wouldn't she?" 💀

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff 6 місяців тому +132

      My jaw dropped when I heard this line LMFAOOOO so good

    • @monbub
      @monbub 6 місяців тому +60

      that line killed me fr

    • @veethedarling
      @veethedarling 3 місяці тому +16

      HES SO FUNNY HELP

    • @lunomootz211
      @lunomootz211 2 місяці тому +1

      TIMESTAMP IM BEGGING

    • @applecat3
      @applecat3 2 місяці тому

      @@lunomootz211 2:13:21 here u go!

  • @pommipomm
    @pommipomm 6 місяців тому +4428

    Caroline’s sexual obsession with Natalie is by far the most disturbing aspect of this whole debacle. Sleeping with a man that looked like Natalie? TURNED ON by Natalie’s sexual assault? REENACTING IT WITH HER BF LATER?? That knocked the breath right out of me. Unbelievable.

    • @sane5761
      @sane5761 6 місяців тому +190

      ​@ville__is this a bot? Why do you keep commenting this?

    • @Robocrab-td8dr
      @Robocrab-td8dr 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sane5761Yeah it is a bot, just report its replies for spam

    • @breauseph
      @breauseph 6 місяців тому +534

      And the gall of her to simultaneously blame any criticism she gets on misogyny

    • @onarosebeam
      @onarosebeam 6 місяців тому +4

      You’re absolutely right. And her fantasizing about killing her? There’s something psychosexual going on here

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 6 місяців тому +181

      My jaw literally dropped

  • @crazyanimationtime
    @crazyanimationtime 6 місяців тому +4235

    Her talking about Natalie 100% sounds like a creepy ex who’s still stalking you.

    • @butterflyeffect6298
      @butterflyeffect6298 6 місяців тому +209

      Right? She’s obsessed.

    • @greenkitchenpng
      @greenkitchenpng 6 місяців тому +288

      Super on brand of her. Her college boyfriend begged her several times to stop talking about him. She even stalked his next girlfriend and claimed that this man’s new girlfriend made a fake fan account to stalk Caroline

    • @ukaniko
      @ukaniko 6 місяців тому

      Caroline is just SO self-obsessed and delusional that the reality of Natalie being a seriously regarded and *professionally* published author has driven her (even more) insane. She has spent so long equating being "someone who lived a life worth writing about" with being an actual talented and accomplished writer, that someone as "mundane" as Natalie having legitimate success while she's, at best, a self-published freakshow, seriously broke her brain.

    • @angietoonz6605
      @angietoonz6605 6 місяців тому +151

      i deadass wondered if i was 'making everything gay again' cause i was like "is she like, in love with her???" lol.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- 6 місяців тому +92

      constantly tracking what someone's doing and spreading malicious rumours about them online are literally known methods/aspects of stalking. if she isn't already legally considered a stalker, she's damn near close. (iirc it falls pretty in line with how the rejected & resentful stalker archetypes act)
      it's genuinely scary at this point - like holy shit just move on and let natalie LIVE

  • @adiegrass1616
    @adiegrass1616 4 місяці тому +287

    Something I didn’t realize at the time: an average page of a book contains 250-500 words. 20,000 words is equivalent to 40-80 pages. She wrote a 40-80 page response to Natalie.

  • @jenl7094
    @jenl7094 6 місяців тому +6161

    She gave that $50k to charity? Nothing about her leads me to believe this is true

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 6 місяців тому +791

      I would believe a 'charity' that her family owns/gets inflated CEO salaries from for doing almost nothing.

    • @heatherb9588
      @heatherb9588 6 місяців тому +594

      I’m surprised D’Angelo didn’t explore this more!!!

    • @Rosecco_Real
      @Rosecco_Real 6 місяців тому

      @@heatherb9588well something like that is pretty hard to prove or disprove. She would have had to state the names of every charity she donated to and said charities would have be willing to disclose their donors publicly. I understand him not wanting to waste his time and just give her the benefit of the doubt.

    • @bettyspag_
      @bettyspag_ 6 місяців тому +193

      Agree! There's just no way that happened lol

    • @Jenninka
      @Jenninka 6 місяців тому +373

      @@heatherb9588 yeah I would have loved him to question this part because he doesn’t mention her actually providing any evidence that she donated anything. She probably considers herself a charity case and selflessly donated to herself

  • @sarap4780
    @sarap4780 6 місяців тому +17716

    Getting a half a million-dollar book deal and not publishing the book because, "it wouldn't be about me," is one of the most self-centered things I've ever heard.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +51

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you..

    • @alyshaking
      @alyshaking 6 місяців тому +1054

      If I was offered 500k to write a book, I'd write whatever they wanted me to.

    • @Sweety8587
      @Sweety8587 6 місяців тому +123

      That's a great summary of CC actually

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 6 місяців тому +158

      It’s genius getting paid half a million to do nothing sound like the American dream

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 6 місяців тому +35

      @@MbitaChizimy subscription list is full I’m giving you permission to fudge the numbers in my honor

  • @2baby2rex
    @2baby2rex 6 місяців тому +13443

    UA-camrs pulling at a loose thread only to unravel a moldy, rotten, boulder sized ball of yarn is my favorite genre

    • @Cocobutt290
      @Cocobutt290 6 місяців тому +12

      omg YES, you described this type if video essay perfectly I love it aha

    • @justvibingg-yt
      @justvibingg-yt 6 місяців тому +840

      Hbomberguy core

    • @eldrichnemo9312
      @eldrichnemo9312 6 місяців тому +495

      it's like the interpersonal relationship version of ingrown hair extraction videos

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +4

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you..

    • @Half_LifeKitty
      @Half_LifeKitty 6 місяців тому +9

      LIKE GANG

  • @rakkoonee
    @rakkoonee 4 місяці тому +299

    it’s so satisfying to know that i truly did NOT know who this scammer was. and she really thought her image and likeness was worth $1m to netflix?? the DELUSION

    • @rakkoonee
      @rakkoonee 4 місяці тому +10

      also, someone please report her some more to the FTC and/or BBB 😭

    • @rakkoonee
      @rakkoonee 4 місяці тому +3

      also v sad chappell roan follows her on ig lol

    • @iwouldgiveyouthemoon_
      @iwouldgiveyouthemoon_ 4 місяці тому

      @@rakkooneelmao i just saw that but she also follows a ton of people from before she got rlly famous so hopefully it’s just remnants of that

    • @rakkoonee
      @rakkoonee 3 місяці тому +1

      @@iwouldgiveyouthemoon_ yeah and honestly i bet chappell is a girl who ironically loves cringe and gets a laugh out of it, so nbd hahahah

  • @raincloud_1740
    @raincloud_1740 6 місяців тому +7640

    "I've always wanted to be a famous memoirist" is an objectively funny statement.

    • @adripurdy1998
      @adripurdy1998 6 місяців тому +1143

      it was a subtle tip-off to her crescendo of narcissism lowkey. who dreams of being a memoirist?? her, because she could only envision writing about herself

    • @vnikyt
      @vnikyt 6 місяців тому +17

      Objectively 😂😂😂

    • @s7d788
      @s7d788 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@ville__😂

    • @justkiddin84
      @justkiddin84 6 місяців тому

      @@s7d788it’s a bot

    • @pleasegetajob
      @pleasegetajob 6 місяців тому +50

      @ville__free palestine ❤

  • @wrenmassey6876
    @wrenmassey6876 6 місяців тому +12668

    She keeps talking about wanting to be a published author but never talks about actually writing books which is such an offputting vibe

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +30

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you..

    • @alicemcdonald8382
      @alicemcdonald8382 6 місяців тому +521

      She “makes” books, never writes them

    • @bakaichigo
      @bakaichigo 6 місяців тому +317

      That's (not very subtle) doublespeak for "I paid someone else to write this for me, silently and then edited it to sh1t myself so I could say I did something here"... I would not be surprised to find out she even used AI to write :'D

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 6 місяців тому +196

      @@bakaichigoAi wasn’t around during her announcement about these books. It’s much more likely she hired a ghostwriter.

    • @anniee5487
      @anniee5487 6 місяців тому +304

      she has the same mindset i had when i was 8. i also wanted to be a famous author, but then i realized i didnt like writing and those arent exactly compatible, so i dropped that dream. i guess she never grew out of that phase.

  • @Michelle-js5kh
    @Michelle-js5kh 6 місяців тому +5404

    Her taking all of these interviews lying down like she’s just on FT with her friends is unhinged.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +17

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you..

    • @orangeants
      @orangeants 6 місяців тому +405

      I feel like that's a purposeful choice because she's trying to be relatable

    • @lookatdemijipers
      @lookatdemijipers 6 місяців тому +109

      omg ikr I couldn't stop thinking the same thing lmao

    • @wright4599
      @wright4599 6 місяців тому +261

      literally! it's so off-putting and almost maddening how candid she's being while she's talking about being horrible debt and scamming her fans.

    • @bettyspag_
      @bettyspag_ 6 місяців тому +179

      I commented the same thing! It seems so disrespectful and blasé, as if the questions are all so pedestrian and beneath her, she can barely muster up the energy to give a single eff about any of it.

  • @crestren5996
    @crestren5996 4 місяці тому +313

    I cannot believe she took the phrase "Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" too seriously and did it herself oml

  • @kiwi9445
    @kiwi9445 6 місяців тому +15522

    her saying she’s attracted to 15 year olds is somehow just a footnote in this story ☠️

    • @josephinehowell5280
      @josephinehowell5280 6 місяців тому +2095

      Holy shit, I'm going through the comments after finishing the vid and I literally forgot that. AND the fact her momma subbed to her OF. God is dead and we killed him.

    • @sammikits8001
      @sammikits8001 6 місяців тому +505

      BRO I'm only 20 minutes in, damn

    • @jolynelovemail
      @jolynelovemail 6 місяців тому +435

      god yea two hours in and i forgot about that part what the fuck

    • @nicolah.6481
      @nicolah.6481 6 місяців тому +176

      I just started this and now I'm scared wtf

    • @coleymoley514
      @coleymoley514 6 місяців тому +196

      59:23 oh girl …….. its this one

  • @billyb7852
    @billyb7852 6 місяців тому +5967

    There’s something so wild about her saying “the book I never wrote would not have stayed true to my artistic vision.” Caroline, you’re not a writer if you don’t write.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +2

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you..

    • @yourlocalnerd7788
      @yourlocalnerd7788 6 місяців тому +235

      No book is going to stay true to an artistic vision anyways. Like as a writer, what you imagine in your head will always be more perfect than what ends up on the page

    • @maryellenparmenter9303
      @maryellenparmenter9303 6 місяців тому +93

      Honestly that's such a common pitfall for creatives. Perfectionism, not the scamming part

    • @taylorg2320
      @taylorg2320 6 місяців тому

      ​@@MbitaChizi I'm reporting your account for spam dude, please fuck off

    • @michellerhodes5477
      @michellerhodes5477 6 місяців тому +62

      She's a legend in her own mind. Not to mention a creepy stalker. If I was Natalie, I'd be seriously alarmed for my wellbeing. Imo, Caroline is a deeply disturbed individual.

  • @alaynestone6438
    @alaynestone6438 6 місяців тому +3944

    I'm a first year international student at Cambridge and didn't expect this video to cure my raging imposter syndrome.

    • @waterfall5660
      @waterfall5660 6 місяців тому +123

      SAME 😭

    • @AmiKh-qi6zb
      @AmiKh-qi6zb 6 місяців тому +79

      LMAOOOO from a fellow cantab

    • @MillennialMcGuyver
      @MillennialMcGuyver 6 місяців тому +404

      As an Ivy League grad, I was IMMEDIATELY cured of my imposter syndrome the second I was in rooms with “big wigs” who were complete imbeciles. I quickly realized certain people traverse through the world on the backs of smart, hard-working, competent, imposter-syndrome-ridden folks. Rooting for you!! You got this 💪🏽

    • @MMCLLC7
      @MMCLLC7 6 місяців тому +149

      ​@@MillennialMcGuyver for reeeaaaaal. It's like two types of people at prestigious schools: the people who just wanna benefit from the prestige socially, and those who take advantage of the resources that make the school prestigious in the first place 🙄

    • @tomewifecollector9608
      @tomewifecollector9608 6 місяців тому +6

      BRO GETTING INTO CAMBRIDGE IS HARD AS BALLS AND SOMETHING I COULD NEVER DO
      And it's not like I'm bad at school or anything. I got 5's on every AP Exam I took (which was many) and high ACT score. I just didn't have the motivation or skill to maintain a 3.5+ GPA. Not like it matters, I wanted to pursue animation out of all things and got into a really decent and selective school for it in the end.
      Irregardless, be proud of your hard work because you deserve it! They accepted you out of the tens of thousands of applicants because you had merits they didn't. You made the cut because of your own skills, hard-work and commitment to the school. That's metal af!
      People will always be better, sure, but that is inevitable. If anything, you should befriend the people you compare yourself to and steal all their knowledge for yourself (unlike Caroline Calloway who just steals people's money lol) . That's what college is all about anyway. To learn and vanquish your mortal enemies. The only things that matter is that you got accepted for a reason, and that you graduate. That's it.
      At my school, we don't say "your art is good" or "wow, you drew that so much better than I did." We say: "I want to eat that." You know why? It means we want to consume whatever skills that artists has and share our own like sharing a meal.

  • @themessafterthemarty4770
    @themessafterthemarty4770 4 місяці тому +287

    1:06:08 Hearing this line, particulary "only 4 people... 4 people ... complained... to the US government ✨💅" said in the tone of a brag, was a genuinely surreal experience.

    • @SamanthaShelley
      @SamanthaShelley 4 місяці тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @feuilletoniste
      @feuilletoniste 3 місяці тому +24

      To the best of my knowledge, not a single person has ever complained about me to the US government! I guess by Caroline Calloway’s standards, that makes me eligible for sainthood or the Nobel Peace Prize or something…

    • @leonecore
      @leonecore 2 місяці тому +8

      right?? it felt like "only 4 people - 4 PEOPLE - died after eating my rotten food"

    • @tumbleweedfish
      @tumbleweedfish 2 місяці тому +9

      i think if four people complained about me to the whole ass government I'd just lie down and let the dirt take me back lmao

    • @AidanXX0
      @AidanXX0 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@tumbleweedfish😂 right???

  • @claudiau2620
    @claudiau2620 6 місяців тому +2133

    She's like if a mean, cringey 12-year-old was a grown woman

    • @Kaybye555
      @Kaybye555 6 місяців тому +24

      That's exactly it

    • @monbub
      @monbub 6 місяців тому +97

      It's like she peaked in highschool and just kept acting like a child for the rest of her life

    • @mmabelmm22
      @mmabelmm22 6 місяців тому

      ...same

    • @gracegrrl007
      @gracegrrl007 6 місяців тому +44

      to be completely honest with you: she literally is just me when I was 13 and thought I was the best writer ever despite not actually writing anything of worth except i had friends and family who pulled me back from that and i went to therapy to fix my mental health issues a d i earnestly hope Caroline is able to do the same one day. girlie you need help.

    • @awesomeirlable
      @awesomeirlable 6 місяців тому +10

      @@monbub Not even high school…middle school

  • @bouncyshak
    @bouncyshak 6 місяців тому +2401

    As a Black girl who had to study nights in order to achieve the extra grades for my conditional offer at Cambridge, I am very glad I have never heard of this person. How enraging.

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 6 місяців тому +204

      Hey, congratulations! A Cambridge offer is huge
      (context for scrollers: Cambridge sees A Level grades as a very good predictor of future success. So you have to not only get all As in whatever standardised tests you take at around 18, you have to get VERY HIGH As. I actually didn't apply to Cam because my marks weren't high enough, and I got all As and A*s. It's scary!)

    • @bouncyshak
      @bouncyshak 6 місяців тому +252

      @@isabellamorris7902 Thank you! It was hard but I am glad to have achieved it. And yes, you're spot on with your commentary. I was predicted 3 As at A-Level and Cambridge said I had to TAKE AN EXTRA COURSE AND ACHIEVE 4 A*s....which I eventually did. I would literally have 5 minutes to eat dinner over the sink after college and then my dad would drive me to my night course 3x a week. People like this Cambridge cosplayer are SO insulting to those of us who worked for it.

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 6 місяців тому +54

      @@bouncyshak if I never have to hear the phrase "UMS" ever again, I will be happy...
      The sad thing is that it sounds like CC's eventual offer was legit. She could have done SO MUCH with that education plus the privileges afforded to her by her parents, and her obsessive-level drive

    • @bouncyshak
      @bouncyshak 6 місяців тому +87

      @@isabellamorris7902 Well if she forged her transcripts then it wasn't. The UCAS system in the UK fed my results directly to Cambridge but I'm certain that a scam like the one she described may have been possible with international students in the 2010s. Cambridge is traditional in every sense, and that includes their admin. She most definitely took that slot from someone more deserving.

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 6 місяців тому +27

      @@bouncyshak ...oh shit I did not watch that far. What the fuck

  • @briannamcfarland5974
    @briannamcfarland5974 6 місяців тому +3833

    It is PEAK irony that the only time I ever felt sympathy for Caroline was while reading Natalie's article. She did a better job humanizing Caroline than the woman herself has ever done.

    • @Evendur6748
      @Evendur6748 6 місяців тому +158

      Because Caroline tried so damn hard to make herself look perfect that she just comes off as...Well not human at times and just a character in a book trying to be the MC of the world

    • @2eachaccording
      @2eachaccording 6 місяців тому +4

      Yes! Exactly

    • @Maggie-vt8wp
      @Maggie-vt8wp 6 місяців тому +16

      @ville__no he didnt

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 6 місяців тому +25

      @ville__when will you leave us alone

    • @frankiemillcarek6976
      @frankiemillcarek6976 6 місяців тому +21

      I'd say D'Angelo did it well too. He just had to find multiple half soundbites to eke out any thoughts behind and then filter through his own beautiful brain to make meaning. Performance art!

  • @MoneyPrinter123
    @MoneyPrinter123 3 місяці тому +333

    I can't get over the fact that Caroline repeatedly calls herself blonde when she very clearly has brunette hair.

    • @prince_of_cats
      @prince_of_cats 3 місяці тому +110

      bet she was blonde as a kid and still isnt over the fact that it went brown as she grew up

    • @tumbleweedfish
      @tumbleweedfish 2 місяці тому +16

      i mean given how far removed she is from reality it's not that surprising

    • @Saucycavegal007
      @Saucycavegal007 13 днів тому +2

      Sister of a hairdresser……she has med to dark blonde hair. My hair is darker and according to the cosmetology world, I am dark blonde.

  • @iwillworkharder
    @iwillworkharder 6 місяців тому +6805

    I cannot get over how often she referred to herself as a writer, talked about the legacy of her writing, talked about staying true to her artistic vision, when she literally HAD NOT WRITTEN A SINGLE WORD.

    • @nothatingjustanxiety
      @nothatingjustanxiety 6 місяців тому +384

      Delulu. Straight up prophetic talking with no back up. This is why she believed it so hard, is cause she KEPT TALKING about it instead of doing. the. Thing.

    • @louibeans
      @louibeans 6 місяців тому +86

      She did write Instagram captions. Don't know if it's something but it's not nothing.

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 6 місяців тому +169

      ​@@louibeansAnd she got help for this from Natalie, so barely even that.
      I hesitate to call myself a writer because I don't write outside of my writing classes, but she doesn't have this kind of consideration, clearly.

    • @mundanepants
      @mundanepants 6 місяців тому +1

      She didn't want to write a book that wasn't about heeeer!!! Come on now, can't you see how painful it is for her to do something that's not completely about her 100% of the time?

    • @louibeans
      @louibeans 6 місяців тому +15

      @@shytendeakatamanoir9740 Yeah but not throughout her whole time doing this. She did write some stuff, even if it's not a lot and even if we can criticize her rightfully for the context of her writing and for the things connected to it.

  • @electricbathbomb
    @electricbathbomb 6 місяців тому +6891

    I’m obsessed with the way the interviewers in every clip are just sitting in silence, and occasionally nodding their heads with their eyes completely glazed

    • @electricbathbomb
      @electricbathbomb 6 місяців тому +352

      The girlie from the revolut ads is absolutely seething with hatred lol

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena 6 місяців тому +441

      you can see them counting down the minutes until they can end the podcast and never have to talk to her again lol

    • @14ToeBeans
      @14ToeBeans 6 місяців тому +52

      I love Sloan.

    • @krk6216
      @krk6216 6 місяців тому +1

      Like me they have probably never wanted to hit someone so badly before

    • @mr.icecream7880
      @mr.icecream7880 6 місяців тому +79

      Exactly, the Evolution of a Snake had her as a guest and even they couldn’t get a word in

  • @errorrcodee
    @errorrcodee 6 місяців тому +6650

    She blocked me for saying that shrimp wasn’t vegan one time
    edit: i did not expect anyone to see this so sorry for no context lol!! this was years ago (maybe 2018 ish) and she was temporarily vegan. i was following her at the time because i was fascinated by her whole deal. at time she was constantly talking about being vegan but then posted herself eating shrimp and at the time it pissed me off that she was like cosplaying as a vegan so i messaged her saying essentially that. took me a while to notice after but she blocked me immediately lol. good stuff!

    • @Nosiop09
      @Nosiop09 6 місяців тому +123

      Lmao

    • @Prettygl0nky
      @Prettygl0nky 6 місяців тому +961

      I heard shes writing a book called “shrimps is not bugs” and theres 384 mentions of you

    • @meghanhenderson8417
      @meghanhenderson8417 6 місяців тому +69

      This gives such mean girls vibes lol

    • @whittlyarts
      @whittlyarts 6 місяців тому +34

      omg....iconic

    • @kokeru
      @kokeru 6 місяців тому +228

      well do you speak shrimp? how can you know its not vegan? maybe that shrimp watched a documentary and had a change of heart

  • @Burn-qd1mj
    @Burn-qd1mj 4 місяці тому +231

    Hearing about people like this makes me REALLY mad at myself. Shame is definitely holding me back. If I was shameless and blasé enough, i could probably get a couple hundred thousand too 😭

    • @sbaxter3252
      @sbaxter3252 3 місяці тому +23

      I think this ALL the time. Let's go ahead and do it! (Not that I plan on being a scammer. I mean just living my life shamelessly)

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Місяць тому +6

      So, so true. Having a conscience in this world is really a burden.

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 15 днів тому +3

      This!! I was thinking this during the whole video. Like there are people who believe in themselves so much despite being terrible😅

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 5 днів тому +2

      Having ethics/morals really keeps a person in the lowest tax bracket. Truth.

  • @metamaus5701
    @metamaus5701 6 місяців тому +5450

    WHAT DOES SHE MEAN THERE ARE NO SERIOUS BOOKS THAT AREN'T FICTION?!? ONLY FICTION GOES HARD?!? GIRL!!!

    • @SodaPoppet
      @SodaPoppet 6 місяців тому +599

      I think she may just need to read more books 😅

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 6 місяців тому +373

      That took me out I was like "wut". She literally mentions memoirs earlier. Like we know, she knows those exist.

    • @napatora
      @napatora 6 місяців тому +131

      i'm like 95% sure she said "series of books" but i'm not positive

    • @JRiddelle
      @JRiddelle 6 місяців тому +160

      @@napatora Those still exist, I'm just not sure she'd have the patience for them.

    • @Thenumberstationangel
      @Thenumberstationangel 6 місяців тому +69

      judging by the ways she’s fudged with her story, I think she means nonfiction books that are escapist

  • @sazzen7240
    @sazzen7240 6 місяців тому +17443

    the way every single interviewer in all of these clips looks like they are intensely regretting having her on their show has me cracking tf up

    • @wplants9793
      @wplants9793 6 місяців тому +770

      Exactly what I was thinking ~ I feel embarrassed and bored for them

    • @FROBcom
      @FROBcom 6 місяців тому +793

      Yep. They all look like they can’t wait for the interview to be over, nodding just to humour her and have it end faster

    • @jflyiii1682
      @jflyiii1682 6 місяців тому +739

      Yes! Especially the beautiful blonde lady with her hair pulled back- I’m not sure that wasn’t eventually just a still shot of her that she put up so that she could leave the interview while Caroline was blathering on like a fool.

    • @thestellarelite
      @thestellarelite 6 місяців тому +369

      @@jflyiii1682 YES! She looked like she was growing deader inside the more she listened.

    • @LEMATTOFFICIAL
      @LEMATTOFFICIAL 6 місяців тому +288

      This! I was thinking the same thing as I listened to her speak and then noticed the interviewers dead eyes as the video goes on 😂 they HATED speaking with her and hearing her self absorbed fantasies

  • @belovedwinter
    @belovedwinter 6 місяців тому +3072

    The incredible irony of Natalie Beach literally writing the kind of real-life experience book that Caroline Calloway wanted to, even loosely.

    • @Santiago-in1xf
      @Santiago-in1xf 6 місяців тому +353

      And all the while being unbothered and happy. Truly the best revenge.

    • @KoalaMoon
      @KoalaMoon 6 місяців тому +220

      Yeah, you nailed the reason Caroline is so obsessively angry at her, I think.

    • @TheTinaBelcher
      @TheTinaBelcher 6 місяців тому +27

      i wonder if she did it as a jab to her lol. i hope so cause it seemed to really sting.

    • @stress395
      @stress395 6 місяців тому +72

      Honestly, it's better if she didn't do it just to get back at caroline, her being indifferent towards Caroline is so much of a better karma than her doing stuff on purpose. ​@@TheTinaBelcher

    • @TheTinaBelcher
      @TheTinaBelcher 6 місяців тому +7

      @@stress395 yeah.... but it is funnier.

  • @elizabethjahr173
    @elizabethjahr173 4 місяці тому +101

    I am a self-published author, and the idea of Caroline physically printing, binding, and distributing the book herself is insane to me. Literally no one does this

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft 3 місяці тому +12

      Many years ago, I came across someone else who legitimately did this! He wrote, bound, and distributed his book. It was on the conspiracy theory of the moon landing being faked… but hey, he’s another one

  • @taylorg2320
    @taylorg2320 6 місяців тому +12781

    I literally GASPED at the passage where she asks her professor if she's a better writer than Natalie and her professor tells her "I thought you knew all along." The fact that her vendetta with Natalie runs so deep that she literally wrote wattpad level fanfiction of a professor telling her verbatim that she's better than Natalie is INSANE, absolutely WILD. I had to pause the video and process it. This woman is in her 30s

    • @severiss
      @severiss 6 місяців тому +845

      SHE'S IN HER 30S?? 😭

    • @Uhohlisa
      @Uhohlisa 6 місяців тому

      @@severissyes dude all of this happened a decade ago

    • @pleek_pleek
      @pleek_pleek 6 місяців тому +711

      its crazy, she's literally obsessed with her. imagine being Natalie and reading that

    • @bassetts1899
      @bassetts1899 6 місяців тому +536

      It's giving my immortal bloodyrose666 and raven

    • @eleveli2437
      @eleveli2437 6 місяців тому +505

      "and everyone clapped"

  • @analisaswann1039
    @analisaswann1039 6 місяців тому +2218

    "growing up being young" really made me realize Caroline's talent with words

    • @SimsyHazel
      @SimsyHazel 6 місяців тому +64

      Truly inspiring words, truly...

    • @davidwinn2575
      @davidwinn2575 6 місяців тому +125

      For me it was experiencing eyeball pleasure.

    • @Username0467
      @Username0467 6 місяців тому +47

      I don’t know the context but “growing up, being young” is a perfectly fine thing to say verbally. Saying things twice like this is pretty normal and helps the receiving party better understand you.

    • @marym.1567
      @marym.1567 6 місяців тому +26

      @@Username0467it is confusing on page. By young is she immature, naive, sheltered??? Everyone is young in age when growing up. “Young” next to growing up is not emphasizing that she was young in years - it adds nothing and if anything is so redundant it pulls the reader out from the text

    • @blackclouds909
      @blackclouds909 6 місяців тому

      Lmfao

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens 6 місяців тому +4176

    She could have flourished if she discovered self-insert fanfiction.
    Edit: guys it's a JOKE, some of yall are taking this too serious.

    • @Robi-Chaud
      @Robi-Chaud 6 місяців тому +494

      All of this could have been avoided if someone had just shown her the "x reader" tag

    • @TwizzleTown
      @TwizzleTown 6 місяців тому +232

      Idk yall....she would've had to do REAL WORK to write that kinda stuff. She seems to be against that kinda thing

    • @eleveli2437
      @eleveli2437 6 місяців тому +194

      Nah, there are ao3 writers way more professional and dedicated to their work than her

    • @idkhowbutimgay
      @idkhowbutimgay 6 місяців тому

      I think that still would've lead to some insane fandom drama lol

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 6 місяців тому +74

      I am confident that I put more time in some of my fanfic chapters than she did her entire book.
      And fic readers can be a thankless bunch, she would never be able to handle the pressure of people wanting more. Her page would be a graveyard of dozens of abandoned works

  • @mobolite
    @mobolite 4 місяці тому +156

    It’s so weird to hear someone talk about being a student in a foreign country and complaining about $36,000 a year tuition when I’m going to a state funded school as an instate resident for $30,000 a year
    Furthermore, to hear someone complain about issues like poverty, the patriarchy, etc. when- they do have the right to complain, but- they are actively taking advantage of those systems and other people for their own gain and making choices which empower others to take advantage of THEM is mind boggling. Well, not really mind boggling since it happens so often. It’s uncomfortable to comprehend.

    • @caitlynwinkler4189
      @caitlynwinkler4189 4 місяці тому +9

      I had the same thought! She acted like that was some insane amount of money when that’s what I had to pay to go to a state school…

    • @jelliifish
      @jelliifish 4 місяці тому +4

      Come to the UK, what the hell 😭 my uni’s international student price is £19,000 which I thought was bloody loads

    • @mobolite
      @mobolite 4 місяці тому +6

      @@jelliifish After converting it to usd it comes to $24,000 which is $1,000 less than my tuition after scholarships are applied

    • @jelliifish
      @jelliifish 4 місяці тому +2

      That's mad

  • @The1andonlyAbber
    @The1andonlyAbber 6 місяців тому +9287

    Is anyone else kind of hung up on the fact that she kept calling Natalie ugly in interviews? It’s needlessly cruel.

    • @happinesshither
      @happinesshither 6 місяців тому +1433

      that's what got me! haven't read it but the disparity between Natalie writing a nuanced essay about body image and gender dysphoria and Caroline being fatphobic, queerphobic, racist... there's too much wrong to unpack

    • @ard4461
      @ard4461 6 місяців тому +1197

      And then claiming that she suffers special, especially bad misogyny for being "thin and pretty". Does she think that calling other women ugly and fat isn't spiteful misogyny itself?

    • @monbub
      @monbub 6 місяців тому +622

      It's disgusting how obsessed she is with trying to make Natalie look bad in all the ways that she can, even if it's completely irrelevant. I mean she wrote a whole paragraph about her weight and tried to claim it wasn't out of fatphobia when we all know she hates Natalie and is itching at any way to make her seem unlikable. And the way she talked about her SA was fcking degeneracy that goes beyond the normal type of hate that an ex best friend would feel.

    • @marziomasini0
      @marziomasini0 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ard4461 also not to bodyshame but she is not *that* pretty. She's the epitome of milquetoast

    • @Ash-yu2cj
      @Ash-yu2cj 6 місяців тому +259

      It’s incredibly disgusting and upsetting. She somehow wants to convince people that she’s a good person but there’s a ton of video and written evidence of her being insanely cruel to Natalie.

  • @SteeleHeller
    @SteeleHeller 6 місяців тому +3477

    “I made 25k a month on OnlyFans, thanks patriarchy 🙄” is such a weird take when she has had more privilege throughout her life than 95% of people.

    • @vsm6847
      @vsm6847 6 місяців тому +321

      Also after she got a $500,000 book offer. Unreal

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 6 місяців тому +403

      I mean I get her point that women's work often isnt given a chance or taken seriously unless it is sxuaI because of patriarchy. That is absolutely true. but her sentiment just doesnt apply to her lol the reason people didnt appreciate her other work is because it didnt exist, her legacy is just being a scammer

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 6 місяців тому +192

      ​@botanicalitus4194 I feel like she really doesn't care about the point or actually pointing out issues. She's just jumping on the bandwagon to make herself more sympathetic. Like how you can you blame patriarchy for thus but also purposely decide to dress as underaged characters in your onlyfans?

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 6 місяців тому +97

      @@Ashbrash1998i agree shes definitely not saying it sincerely, she is just trying to paint herself as a victim

    • @jupiterzombies
      @jupiterzombies 6 місяців тому +12

      95% is pretty generous ahahhh

  • @VieDeBle
    @VieDeBle 6 місяців тому +1892

    The number of chances this woman has been given is truly mindboggling. For most of us one wrong move or accident and we end up in unredeemable poverty

    • @taschabalafas6804
      @taschabalafas6804 6 місяців тому

      Pretty privilege and white privilege ftw 😔

    • @patrycjaspiewak
      @patrycjaspiewak 6 місяців тому +203

      A perfect example of a nepo baby. You fail upwards, and there is a safety net waiting for you every single time.

    • @monbub
      @monbub 6 місяців тому

      its that attractive white woman nepo baby type of privilege she has keeping her from failing

    • @procrastinating_celery4994
      @procrastinating_celery4994 6 місяців тому +34

      Ugh privilege.

    • @glamourgirl-n9b
      @glamourgirl-n9b 2 місяці тому +2

      I feel you

  • @legendaryfrog4880
    @legendaryfrog4880 3 місяці тому +38

    If Caroline wasn't from a rich family she would have been put in prison the second she the publishers asked for the money back.

  • @Sapphykins
    @Sapphykins 6 місяців тому +3634

    I'm literally 10 minutes in and this woman is already completely insufferable. There are no castles in cambridge! What in the teaboo nonsense is she talking about?!

    • @mossy9901
      @mossy9901 6 місяців тому +813

      teaboo is such a good word for her behaviour lmaoooo

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 6 місяців тому +647

      I was literally thinking during the early Cambridge segment "this woman is a weaboo for England" and you've come up with the perfect word for it. Or maybe it already existed. I didn't check lol

    • @ariaaa_g
      @ariaaa_g 6 місяців тому +189

      teaboo lmaoooo that's brilliant

    • @amysomething3370
      @amysomething3370 6 місяців тому +332

      ​@@mellow_mallow I thought it was 'anglophile', but I like the idea of teaboo 😂

    • @orangeants
      @orangeants 6 місяців тому +158

      It's existing slang apparently but thank you for sharing this with us lmao

  • @whiteparachute
    @whiteparachute 6 місяців тому +2227

    I love how every single interviewer looks so fed up with her. I don't blame them, she's incredibly annoying to listen to

    • @noha123ism
      @noha123ism 6 місяців тому +214

      also why is she lying down talking to some of them!! who does that.

    • @SalayaSkystone
      @SalayaSkystone 6 місяців тому +63

      Yess! Came here to say how bored all of them looked talking to her 😂

    • @666kittycat666
      @666kittycat666 6 місяців тому +43

      For REAL. These are the faces I make when I’ve zoned out ages ago.

    • @msdouglas12100
      @msdouglas12100 6 місяців тому +15

      Gosh her voice is so grating too.

    • @hockeygrrlmuse
      @hockeygrrlmuse 6 місяців тому +8

      Yup they all booked her for the clout & then realized she's not a good interviewee lmao

  • @pisces444
    @pisces444 6 місяців тому +3170

    caroline’s obsession with natalie is UNHINGED and beyond concerning. i feel like she’s using natalie as a scapegoat for EVERYTHING that she dislikes/that goes wrong in her life. genuinely kinda scared for natalie tbh :/

    • @annamelvina216
      @annamelvina216 6 місяців тому +269

      Same! Especially starting at 2:20:56 is freaking disturbing. I hope Natalie stays far away from Caroline.

    • @ZugTheMegasaurus
      @ZugTheMegasaurus 6 місяців тому +176

      The only reason I'm not scared for Natalie is that I can't imagine Caroline actually following through on a murder plot either.

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer 6 місяців тому +1

      No seriously, if anyone needs narcissistic injury, narcissistic rage or smear campaigns defined, we just need to clip that part of the video for them. It's why people have to be so careful about revealing what's behind their masks. They won't stop.
      At the rate she's going, if she doesn't get some help to even begin to have some insight into her behavior, instead of "Rosebud" she's gonna be whispering "That b*ch Natalie" on her deathbed 😬

    • @attabooii
      @attabooii 6 місяців тому +190

      Seriously!! And the fact that she said "Oh Natalie is misogynistic cause she played into the trope of pretty equals dumb and ugly equals smart" like WHAT and she starts talking about her weight in such a disgusting way 😳 also if one of my ex-friends lied about a professor telling her that she was better than me, I would be SEETHING

    • @bees.857
      @bees.857 6 місяців тому +37

      I read about this lady in the New Yorker years ago and forgot about it until I saw her name just now and it all came back. The New Yorker wrote a follow up last year and called her 'an agent of chaos'... Accurate lol

  • @jessehaglund955
    @jessehaglund955 3 місяці тому +62

    Just the fact that Natalie, who she worked with for 6 whole months, was her "best friend" for some period of time is likely a fascinating rabbithole in itself.

  • @patsykiniry3564
    @patsykiniry3564 6 місяців тому +2123

    its crazy to me that there's so much interview footage of someone who didn't even DO anything, just talking about what she WANTS to do

    • @chloskyskies4399
      @chloskyskies4399 4 місяці тому +93

      I imagine it was a combination of the semi-fame of her instagram, her calling around asking to be interviewed, and the interviewers having a bit of a dry spell.

    • @jossypoo
      @jossypoo 4 місяці тому +21

      Absolutelt agreed. Being asked what you WANT to happen is cause people ask What's Next?

    • @Camille-t5e
      @Camille-t5e 3 місяці тому +14

      There are so many interviews with her because podcasts are an epidemic 😂. I miss the time in life when we weren't exposed to everyone's thoughts and life styles 24/7.

    • @maddieboo2297
      @maddieboo2297 3 місяці тому +3

      All talk no action. Shell have another life long dream next week lol

    • @wiggletonthewise2141
      @wiggletonthewise2141 3 місяці тому +1

      What do you mean, she did lots of stuff, very scummy, sad, awful stuff

  • @themckenzies
    @themckenzies 6 місяців тому +2032

    the only way she actually donated to charity is if she heard someone say donating was a "tax write off" and she didn't know what it meant and thought she'd get it back lmao

    • @MsHermyGranger
      @MsHermyGranger 6 місяців тому +273

      I actually don't believe that she donated the money. She doesn't want to tell us what she spent her money on

    • @snoozeanne.
      @snoozeanne. 6 місяців тому +128

      Yeah lmao, her casually saying she donated it "to charity" was probably her giving it to some org that's technically a nonprofit but not doing anything worthwhile as a write-off. If she had actually given tens of thousands of dollars to like, an actual organization like, providing meals for hungry kids there's nooooo way she wouldn't have milked that shit.

    • @nadie7368
      @nadie7368 6 місяців тому

      @ville__ we jump on nazis in this house. get the fuck out.

    • @mtchob
      @mtchob 6 місяців тому +37

      I'm gonna call my adderall "Charity capsules" from here on out.

    • @Mickey-m1
      @Mickey-m1 6 місяців тому +4

      @ville__huh?

  • @ElizaGlide
    @ElizaGlide 5 місяців тому +2821

    "I knew what my voice was and didn't want it infected by the English course here." It's giving "I'm a writer who doesn't read"

    • @robinbirb
      @robinbirb 5 місяців тому +13

      💯💯

    • @miranda13c
      @miranda13c 5 місяців тому +56

      Lmao that reminds me of Nick Miller’s quote on New Girl.
      “Writers don’t read, we write.”

    • @dylanagoblin9298
      @dylanagoblin9298 4 місяці тому +89

      Did you miss the part at the start of the video where she basically claims she invented alternate storyline’s occurring at different time periods 😭😭 she thinks she can write a masterpiece but she spends all her time boasting about writing. Writers speak through writing, not aloud lol

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 3 місяці тому +19

      Literally what type of writer says "I don't wanna write a book that's not about me." Girl the fvck?

    • @ElizaGlide
      @ElizaGlide 3 місяці тому +14

      @@MoonchildDontCry I KNOW like maybe you don't want to write a book, maybe you just want to have a book written about you

  • @mistyamarch
    @mistyamarch 4 місяці тому +108

    im late but i love how in every clip of her being interviewed its just her yapping and the hosts just dissociating 😂

    • @buginashirt
      @buginashirt 2 місяці тому

      I was looking for this comment!! 💀 they look FED UP

  • @kiman6
    @kiman6 6 місяців тому +2656

    I like how she’s like “ ugh 🙄 it’s stupid that people would pay for my OF more than they’d pay to read my actual writing stupid patriarchy!!” WHAT WRITING.

    • @lilemoarts
      @lilemoarts 6 місяців тому +1

      I know!!! Girl, YOU made the OnlyFans! The patriarchy didn’t make her dress up as underage characters for money, SHE chose this-
      She knows full well why people pay more for those pictures than her books-

    • @tomithebunny
      @tomithebunny 6 місяців тому

      Also as soon as she said that I was like..........hm. Odd that you don't delete your incredibly lucrative OF for some reason then, if it bothers you so much that your titty pics sell better than........your unpublished books....

    • @singanddance-q9b
      @singanddance-q9b 6 місяців тому +109

      I read "WHAT WRITING" in the most exacerbated way

    • @shananalan
      @shananalan 6 місяців тому +71

      BUT LITERALLY WHERE IS THE WRITING?! Other than ✨Cambridge✨

    • @m.s9972
      @m.s9972 6 місяців тому +76

      ✨And is the writing in the room with us right now? ✨

  • @CocoLicious
    @CocoLicious 6 місяців тому +2140

    The world got pretty lucky that she only ever aspired to write a memoir and not found a medical tech company 👀

    • @anonuser1279
      @anonuser1279 6 місяців тому +33

      ​@ville__ That sucks that it happened if it did but anyway I'm glad she didn't end up in healthcare and possibly killing someone.

    • @flipina
      @flipina 6 місяців тому +44

      She does give the same vibes... We shall see.

    • @appleseed2976
      @appleseed2976 6 місяців тому

      ​@@anonuser1279 ville is a bot

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 6 місяців тому +57

      @@anonuser1279 nah, the person you’re replying to is a spammer and a troll who posts these types of comments all over youtube and has some weird one-sided beef with a youtube channel that hasn’t posted in 7 years

    • @anonuser1279
      @anonuser1279 6 місяців тому +20

      @@esobelisk3110 Oh he's one of those. I've seen those on UA-cam recently but mainly in the comments where they'll post something ridiculous or act like a suck up to the creators they're commenting on. Grifters lol.

  • @a.wanderer.
    @a.wanderer. 6 місяців тому +3353

    Her origin story has big ‘I want to be mentioned in the same sentence as the Mona Lisa’ energy

    • @wrenmassey6876
      @wrenmassey6876 6 місяців тому +242

      Omg yes, she 100% giving Miles Braun energy

    • @marykay7878
      @marykay7878 6 місяців тому +131

      OMG that is SO true! and benoit would say about her "THIS IS SOOO DUUUUMB!!!!"

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 6 місяців тому +2

      My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
      literally begging you..

    • @bobbifrost2665
      @bobbifrost2665 6 місяців тому +56

      What a great time for this reference

    • @ariaaa_g
      @ariaaa_g 6 місяців тому +30

      @@MbitaChizishut upppp you're under every comment

  • @MollyIsVeryCool
    @MollyIsVeryCool 3 місяці тому +38

    “You’re lucky there wasn’t more cat hair in the snake oil” is a wild thing to say out loud, how did we get to a place where that sounds normal??

  • @uninvincibleete
    @uninvincibleete 6 місяців тому +1252

    Caroline: "I turned in essays that weren't good or weren't even done"
    Also Caroline: "My professor told me I'm a better writer than this other person"
    Sure, Jan.

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 6 місяців тому +45

      Nah she just has incredibly high standards so her worst is still pulitzer prize worthy. /s
      Though I suppose at this point it is fair to say that unfinished or rushed work is her style so at least she has found that.

    • @csengelajos
      @csengelajos 6 місяців тому +19

      you've got a point but actually the first quote is about the cambridge stuff and the second is still new york. though I can't imagine she was doing much there either

    • @beokfoundation
      @beokfoundation 6 місяців тому +12

      I do not believe a word she says, lol

  • @whitneyhendrix8075
    @whitneyhendrix8075 6 місяців тому +1049

    “I want people to dress up as me” *has the most generic look*

    • @theweehooyeah
      @theweehooyeah 6 місяців тому +43

      hence the ragweed bargain basement Frida Kahlo crown

    • @DanataD
      @DanataD 6 місяців тому +20

      Ikr...so let's see. Oversized cropped top, messy bun, leggings or yoga pants, Starbucks cup. Nailed it!

    • @Mothmaninist
      @Mothmaninist 4 місяці тому +11

      Can’t wait for that party city costume of ‘generic internet white woman #7’

  • @MoonLight-np4wx
    @MoonLight-np4wx 6 місяців тому +4728

    Okay but like...cosplaying as Dolores Hayes, the 12 year old victim of rape and abuse at the hands of her step-father, for fucking OnlyFans is so unbelievably disgusting.

    • @jolynelovemail
      @jolynelovemail 6 місяців тому +1088

      Vladimir Nabokov spins in his grave faster every day, man. He did not write Lolita for Dolores to be actually sexualized.

    • @someonewho
      @someonewho 6 місяців тому +476

      @@jolynelovemailhe suffers 65% of the time someone reads Lolita

    • @TheAbigailDee
      @TheAbigailDee 6 місяців тому +75

      Nasty nasty nasty

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 6 місяців тому +212

      @@jolynelovemail new green energy source ?

    • @bridget7539
      @bridget7539 6 місяців тому +67

      Also I might be misremembering but I don't think Dolores lived to be 28
      ETA in the book. I have no idea about the actual person the story is inspired by

  • @sunny__johanna
    @sunny__johanna 4 місяці тому +79

    D’Angelo I’m so fucking serious when I say the quality of this video just blew my socks off. Thank you so much for creating such amazing, lengthy, detailed and entertaining content :)

  • @cryptiddmashups
    @cryptiddmashups 6 місяців тому +5924

    The fact that she dressed up as Dolores Hayes, the underaged victim from LOLITA of all books for her ONLYFANS, is a unique kind of disgusting

    • @kingintern7566
      @kingintern7566 6 місяців тому +436

      OMG I knew that I knew that name when he said it but I didn't place it. God that's abhorrent!

    • @Loudshark_
      @Loudshark_ 6 місяців тому +241

      genuinely it made me paused the video for a moment, its so disturbing

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 6 місяців тому +418

      THIS, and also how she casually dropped the fact that she follows dancing 15 yo on tiktok that she has to, in her words, "pretend Im not attracted to"

    • @vvitch-mist20
      @vvitch-mist20 6 місяців тому +82

      That's grotesque.

    • @luv4tajhanb
      @luv4tajhanb 6 місяців тому

      @@botanicalitus4194That’s so gross. JAIL

  • @cassinipanini
    @cassinipanini 6 місяців тому +2571

    the fact that caroline is SO obsessed with natalie but then natalie is basically like, "i dont think of you at all." *chefs kiss* poetry. i just know thats feeding caroline's rage even more

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 6 місяців тому +100

      Natalie simply met a garbage human and recounted her experience and that was where it ended for her.
      Caroline was forced into her villain arc, of course it'd occupy her mind on a regular basis.

    • @Lee-fw9mr
      @Lee-fw9mr 6 місяців тому +41

      Sidebar: Does anyone know if she's been diagnosed with ADD or ADHD? I'm 1 hour and 10 minutes into this video and her life sounds surprisingly like mine. Sounds like she suffers from SEVERE ADHD, like I do. Maladaptive daydreaming, being handed multiple once-in-a-lifetime opportunities and letting them slip through fingers not because your work was bad, but rather because you did not even being the work. When Natalie said, "Caroline counted down the days until she missed her book deadline" that shook me because... that has happened to me all throughout highschool, my young adult life, my middle aged life...... and it's been extremely embarrassing and damaging to people around me BUT... it's like a paralytic thing. I'll sit there PARALYZED and be stressed about the deadline and do nothing about it. I'll nap stressfully, stare at the wall stressfully, watch TV whilst not paying attention due to stress, and I will literally watch the hours of the day, and the days until the deadline count down. Without me even STARTING the project. These are projects that I was passionate about, and had amazing ideas for. And I had the skills to blow expectations out of the water. BUT.... I was always paralyzed. They say it's linked to a Perfectionist problem. I don't know how, but that's what I read. In highschool, I would even help my friends write their papers if they seemed overwhelmed, but I wouldn't write my own. When I was 32, I learned that I have BED (binge-eating disorder) I started taking Vyvanse, prescribed by a physician who has an eating-disorder practice. BOY did I become productive. The medicine worked... a little too well. I was on the lowest possible dose of Vyvanse (30 mg) and I was straight up "limitlessing" like Bradley Cooper. I was suspicious of how my life changed in literally 1 month. I became a new person. I continued researching my disorder (BED) and my medicine (Vyvanse). Turns out, Vyvanse is also a medication for ADHD. I researched ADHD... facepalmed myself... because everything I was reading about ADHD was every single terrible trait I had. I spoke with my eating disorder doctor. She was agreed I probably had ADHD, and she WAS qualified to diagnose a Patient with ADHD but she said she'd rather have a psychiatrist formally assess and diagnose me. I did that. Was formally diagnosed with severe ADHD in my 30's. And dude..... I'm not perfect.... but I'm 1000x more productive than I ever was before. I get shit done. People rely on me. I WANT to clean my house. I WANT to finish projects. I WANT to work on my businesses and make money AND FOLLOW-THROUGH for my customers. ------ I know Caroline's got other gross stuff in her life, like the cat thing, and obsession with her ex-bff Natalie.......... but everything in regards to her being a flake, an eternal planner and never-doer, talking and over-explain as much as she does, did I mention being a flake?, hopping from 1 side-hustle to the next, and constantly apologizing for broken promises, losing fantastical career opportunities handed to her on a silver platter, being CRAZY irresponsible with money, stressfully watching the clock run tick away until it hits the deadline instead of WORKING................................................................

    • @Lee-fw9mr
      @Lee-fw9mr 6 місяців тому +21

      I just googled it. She was "recreationally" taking Adderral (an ADHD medicine) which is one of the worst ones you can take because you can get 'high' off of them. You can take more than you're supposed to and "limitless" even harder. You can't do that with Vyvanse. Adderral is a "fast-acting" ADHD medication so you limitless hardcore for a couple of hours. And eventually it even stops working on you, so you have to take more and more. And when you stop, the crash (psychologically, physically) is apparently like coming off hard drugs. It's really bad for you. But Vyvanse is a SLOW-acting ADHD medication, that makes you limitless calmly for 12-14 hours. And you can't get high on Vyvanse because you can't like.. snort it. Or whatever. Vyvanse doesn't go straight into the blood-stream. It gets digested by some enzyme in your intestines and then gets slowly absorbed into your blood from there. You feel the medicine kick-in after 1 hour, but not a RUSH. It's just... suddenly you have motivation. For 14 hours. That's it. So even if Caroline HAS undiagnosed ADHD and she accidentally was treating it with illegally with Adderrall that wasn't prescribed to her.... then she's still basically got untreated ADHD. She needs to be formally assessed by a Psychiatrist or PhD Psychologist and needs to try a slow-acting ADHD med. Not fast-acting. I have no idea who fast-acting Adderral is for because that medicine leaves nothing but dumpster-fires and broken brains in it's wake. People legit get diagnosed with depression for the first time in their life DUE TO STOPPING Aderral. Jesus Christ. Stay away from Adderal, people.

    • @Infern0z2
      @Infern0z2 6 місяців тому +52

      ​​@@Lee-fw9mr Please don't do stuff like this. Like I know it's popular on the internet to just speculate on stuff like this when a person does things wrong, but it's truly inappropriate. Not to mention irrelevant. Just. Don't?
      Well intentioned or not it's just a huge overstep in general. We're all random strangers here. Caroline does enough uncomfortable boundary pushing herself so let's just not. Like in the most polite way I can say this: it's inappropriate.

    • @Lee-fw9mr
      @Lee-fw9mr 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Infern0z2 Here we go. Here comes the illogical one who says a bunch of stuff without actually saying anything at all. ------ ​ @Infern0z2 Are you saying it's inappropriate for me to speak on how her life is eerily similar to mine? Are you saying it's inappropriate for me to share my experience with the internet and share how many aspects of her history align so closely to mine? Is Generation Z (or your) the arbiter of when it's appropriate to give an opinion on a youtube channel comment section, and when it IS inappropriate? Is it your job to police people's free speech? So many commenters here are commenting PRECISELY on Caroline's psychology, freely DIAGNOSING her, and branding her a narcissist, a psychopath, a sociopath. Yes, those are psychological diagnoses. But when I comment on her psychology in a constructive way, rather than a hateful/mean way.... you tell me not to? Are you normally this illogical and hypocritical or is today just a special day? Who exactly are you to gate keep my experience? Who are you police the comment section at all. I'm doing less harm than 99% of the other commenters here, but instead of preaching to them, you preach to me about inappropriate. Tell you what, when you reply to every single hateful comment here which freely diagnosis Caroline with severe psychological disorders..... then you'll have a leg to stand on. Until then, you're just a giant and unfair hypocrite 🤷‍♀ I don't take the advice of hypocrites.

  • @ginny7000
    @ginny7000 6 місяців тому +1025

    you'll not be laughing when caroline reports you to the federal trade association

  • @EdrickBluebeard
    @EdrickBluebeard 3 місяці тому +33

    Her life long, childhood dream... was to write about herself.
    Even Narcissus would be like, "whoa, there. Take a step back."

  • @stephaniqua
    @stephaniqua 6 місяців тому +1685

    It’s giving Mean Girls. It’s obvious Caroline is delusional and feels extremely jealous of Natalie. Caroline is so obsessed with appearances, living a fascinating life, throwing parties, wearing expensive ballgowns; essentially doing everything she can to make sure her appearance matches her delusion.
    And yet she feels jealousy & spite for Natalie, because she knows that no amount of money, looks, manipulation or lies will erase the truth: Natalie is a better writer than she will ever be.

    • @smolexfundie6458
      @smolexfundie6458 6 місяців тому +178

      she also seems weirdly sexually obsessed with her too?? It’s extremely uncomfortable, and I’m sure if Caroline was a man acting this unhinged about a woman, people would’ve called it out sooner.

    • @raysofmariehere6441
      @raysofmariehere6441 6 місяців тому +76

      She literally did the Gretchen Weiners “I can’t help it if I’m popular,” speech

    • @rorococo.
      @rorococo. 6 місяців тому +129

      I was in Undergrad when Natalie’s article was released and I remember being OBSESSED with it. It was such an intimate and realistic glimpse into the kind of friendship we all have experienced at some point with a friend you love but so does everybody else and you’re not as important to them. She also was very graceful in her writing and humanised Caroline way more than she deserved. CC should be thanking Natalie on her knees because Nat made her sound so much in depth and interesting than she actually is.
      Also Nat is a better writer because she isn’t a narcissist and actually has the ability to look beyond herself and at other people long enough to understand them which reflects in her writing. CC lives in a bubble so obviously her writing will never resonate with anyone else because it’s for herself only.

    • @riqrimoli
      @riqrimoli 6 місяців тому

      but mean girls is good

    • @qingxinn_
      @qingxinn_ 6 місяців тому +6

      not trying to defend caroline, but this comment just rubs me the wrong way 😭 you guys are treating her as a one dimensional character and are throwing accusations about her personal life. especially this line:
      "And yet she feels jealousy & spite for Natalie, because she knows that no amount of money, looks, manipulation or lies will erase the truth: Natalie is a better writer than she will ever be."
      like how do you know that ?? do you know her personally ?? who are you to assume someone's mental state ?? it honestly feels like yall are dehumanizing her and projecting ur feelings on to her. i agree that she isn't a very good person; but paiting natalie as the hero and caroline as the villain seems rlly weird to me

  • @spacecat7864
    @spacecat7864 6 місяців тому +4535

    That fake quote from the professor absolutely killed me. The fact that she thought she could get away with that low key slander of her professor twice is hilarious.

    • @rorzoi
      @rorzoi 6 місяців тому +309

      it’s crazy how she assumed nobody would fact check anything

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 6 місяців тому +69

      ​@ville__bud if you're going to clone comments, at least make sure there's some space between the original and the clone

    • @krixkhaos
      @krixkhaos 6 місяців тому +44

      ​@artyb27 This user has done worse than copying comments, they're a straight up troll. Don't feed the troll.

    • @THEDubbleHelixx
      @THEDubbleHelixx 6 місяців тому +49

      ​​@@krixkhaos Wait, is this the same account that was running around accusing everyone of being friends with Dan Schneider a couple of weeks ago?
      OMG it is 🤣 They got a new schtick!

    • @spacecat7864
      @spacecat7864 6 місяців тому +68

      @@rorzoi the fact that she didn’t think about how he’d react to that. He was so professional in the response so good for him… but I’d be mad. Slagging off your students to other students is such a bad look.

  • @adiegrass1616
    @adiegrass1616 6 місяців тому +1253

    Natalie: *keeping her peace, not engaging in drama and writing books.*
    Caroline: and I took that personally

  • @trottinboots
    @trottinboots 4 місяці тому +71

    dude things were so wrapped at like the 40-minute
    and then i checked the runtime
    and lemme tell you i was not ready to see OVER 2 HOURS? this man spoils us!!

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft 3 місяці тому +2

      Same! It did sound like he had wrapped up the video and I was getting ready to find another video when I saw the video was no where near finished

    • @sleeepy181
      @sleeepy181 2 місяці тому

      Same Here

  • @just_niah
    @just_niah 6 місяців тому +1821

    The amount of interview footage of this girl baffles me

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 6 місяців тому +97

      There is an infinite number of podcasts, and she seems to relish any opportunity to unspool about herself - even unprompted - so I guess it shouldn’t surprise me… but I know what you mean 😅

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies 6 місяців тому +11

      Right????

    • @juliamarchese9457
      @juliamarchese9457 6 місяців тому +57

      she looooooves talking about herself

    • @ff_m3570
      @ff_m3570 6 місяців тому +40

      Lol same. I literally haven’t heard of this woman at all before this 😂

    • @beemayhemful
      @beemayhemful 5 місяців тому +15

      Narcissists love a platform and will hoover whoever they can to get one

  • @BandFairy
    @BandFairy 6 місяців тому +1066

    Just adding to the engagement by mentioning that my statewide library system has 14 copies of Adult Drama and 0 copies of Scammer.

    • @veloriahex1593
      @veloriahex1593 6 місяців тому +24

      Hahahaha! Brutal.

    • @AliMeetsWorld
      @AliMeetsWorld 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @auberry9900
      @auberry9900 6 місяців тому +34

      Checked mine out of curiosity: 17 physical copies plus ebooks and audio books :o

    • @kaylen6492
      @kaylen6492 6 місяців тому

      @ville__where

    • @redpanda383
      @redpanda383 6 місяців тому +8

      i checked mine, and it has 3 copies of adult drama and 0 of scammer!

  • @cursedcharlie
    @cursedcharlie 6 місяців тому +1586

    caroline named her book “scammer” the way andrew lloyd webber named his musical “bad cinderella”

    • @fatcat22able
      @fatcat22able 6 місяців тому +29

      @HadleyGrace Supremely cultured profile pic, you have good taste in cartoons

    • @jolynelovemail
      @jolynelovemail 6 місяців тому +33

      oh *this* hits

    • @cursedcharlie
      @cursedcharlie 6 місяців тому +18

      @@fatcat22able thank you very much i do have good taste 😌

    • @nraflower
      @nraflower 6 місяців тому +9

      too true 😭

    • @SomethingProductions420
      @SomethingProductions420 6 місяців тому +27

      As a theatre kid this comment has me dying laughing

  • @allegraceolmstead2759
    @allegraceolmstead2759 3 місяці тому +18

    Tl:dr:
    I didnt even notice how long this video is, great work!
    I'm newly disabled and confined to my house, sometimes just my bed. I haven't even been able to laugh because of the pain of this unexplainable illness. I know that's a bummer but I wanted you to know if I could pay you directly for what you do, I absolutely would. It takes skill, and focus, and passion for information. I didn't even notice how long this video is. I just wanted to tell you how immensely grateful i am for your work and for you generously producing this work for people like me among others. I know you're not the only one but you're my favorite.

  • @ThatCrazyBookWyrm
    @ThatCrazyBookWyrm 6 місяців тому +826

    Okay I don't know who else watches Swell Entertainment but finding out that Caroline didn't pay any rent in that New York apartment when she COMPLETELY WRECKED that place is so insane to me? I remember when Amanda was covering Caroline's insane chaotic "home renovations" and I need y'all to know that those were original hardwood floors that she painted over. Like she poured paint all over the hardwood floors (the kind of old hardwood flooring that you literally can't buy wood for anymore because they came from original, non-tree farm forests) and painted around her piles of stuff instead of picking them up and the entire time?? She wasn't paying rent??? Girl WHAT
    The way she just waltzes through life doing whatever she wants, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars that isn't hers, and just gets away with it?? Like actual proof at how impossible it is to fall out of wealth

    • @addy3520
      @addy3520 6 місяців тому +133

      THAT WAS HER!!!

    • @JayJay-17
      @JayJay-17 6 місяців тому +49

      Wait that was her ? I thought I was confusing her with Kellyanne Conway. So she was from Swell’s video.

    • @catboy_official
      @catboy_official 6 місяців тому +51

      THAT WAS HER?!? Also, swell simps represent 🙏🏻

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 6 місяців тому +71

      Wait THIS is the woman who did THAT? the rich are truly living in a different world to the rest of us

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 6 місяців тому +43

      whiteness is a real life plot armour! anybody else would have been charged and prosecuted into oblivion.

  • @swoonscapades
    @swoonscapades 6 місяців тому +1875

    It makes me so happy Natalie is publishing the type of meaningful memoir that Caroline wishes she could but probably never will because she’s so inauthentic, self-absorbed and lacks the self awareness, depth and intelligence to write the type of important nonfiction that she so badly wants to. Good for Natalie, I wish her a long successful writing career 💖

    • @jezstyles2233
      @jezstyles2233 6 місяців тому +53

      I wanna see Natalie’s writing career soar 🥹

    • @thecamelchannel1467
      @thecamelchannel1467 6 місяців тому

      @ville__ receipts

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 6 місяців тому +8

      i mean, to play devil's advocate, at least Caroline shares all of those traits with her idol Joanne!

    • @natalieisanerd
      @natalieisanerd 6 місяців тому +9

      @ville__lmao what? you have ONE video. people will say anything for a crumb of clout.

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 4 місяці тому +3

      Natalie grew up while Caroline stayed a classic mean girl on the verge of being psycho. Caroline can't stand Natalie being happy without her. Natalie lives a genuine life with people who really love her and Caroline is very jealous of that cause she's empty, has no one which Natalie observed when getting to know who she was and knew that's not the life she would want (money doesn't fill a void).

  • @mollydarling1993
    @mollydarling1993 6 місяців тому +1552

    The fact that Caroline consistently refers to "making" a book rather than "writing" one says... something, definitely

    • @bmichellew2010
      @bmichellew2010 5 місяців тому

      Now that Natalie isn't around to help she can use Chatgpt to write it for her.

    • @1800PAlN
      @1800PAlN 4 місяці тому +45

      LMAO right? i don't really write books myself, i prefer writing fanfiction, but i *write* fanfiction. i don't *make* fanfiction because it doesn't sound like it's for me. the way caroline speaks about how she wants to "make" a book is so concerning to me. it sounds like it's about her rather than for her.

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 4 місяці тому +11

      ⁠@@1800PAlNexactly! even if it’s just phrasing, it really feels like she wants the book (and accompanying acclaim) to manifest itself without the actual *writing* part

    • @AgataBajorska
      @AgataBajorska 4 місяці тому +8

      Went into the comments to see if someone pointed this out. It's either "making" or "producing" a book, never writing it. Not to mention it seems like she only talks about writing and almost never actually does it. And i just love the fact that Natalie just went and published a thought out book and this weirdo college friend of hers still claims that everything is about her. Yes, of course Caroline, this person you claim to have spent around six months of your life with years ago is secretly obsessed with you.
      Caroline did surprise me though, i 100% was prepared to hear that the book "scammer" will never be published and is in itself a one big scam. Though if it weren't for Natalie's book, it would probably be the case.

  • @littlemisslipstick2999
    @littlemisslipstick2999 4 місяці тому +39

    That absolute lack of consequences this woman has faced completely blows me away. And, her careless attitude towards it is insane to me.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 4 дні тому +3

      Privilege is generally given to the wrong people, imo. But that’s the nature of privilege, I guess. The “meMeME” theme.

  • @thalmorbiznitch4028
    @thalmorbiznitch4028 6 місяців тому +4241

    Her: “I wanted to read about a girl in these worlds”
    Me: “fan fiction literally exists”

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 6 місяців тому +359

      Also urban fantasy, magical realism…like this HAS been done.

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 6 місяців тому +257

      Books with female protagonist exists. It is not hard to find and read them.

    • @Alty-Souls
      @Alty-Souls 6 місяців тому +227

      It's always a good sign when an up-and-coming author drops a line that shows that they've never read a book before. Like, would you want to watch a movie from a director who goes on interviews talking about how no one has ever made a movie about superheroes before, and we're really breaking new ground here

    • @JRiddelle
      @JRiddelle 6 місяців тому +72

      Fanfiction isn't necessary. There are a lot of acclaimed or just like.....well-written series with female protagonists. The underlying part is, "I want people to read about a girl IN A BOOK AS FAMOUS AS HARRY POTTER". It's purely about fame and profit.

    • @butHomeisNowhere___
      @butHomeisNowhere___ 6 місяців тому +39

      Yes, female protagonists are neeeeever found in Y.A. or fiction 😌🤔

  • @theo4991
    @theo4991 6 місяців тому +1028

    NOT THE FANFICTION OF HER BEING TOLD SHE'S "BETTER THAN NATALIE" 😭😭

  • @oliveriscoolerthanu7834
    @oliveriscoolerthanu7834 6 місяців тому +836

    "15 year olds dancing that i have to pretend im not attracted to" IS SUCH AN INSANE THING TO SAY. LIKE I CANNOT GET OVER THAT. WHAT.

    • @monbub
      @monbub 6 місяців тому +18

      I PAUSED THE VIDEO TO MAKE SURE I HEARD IT CORRECTLY

    • @unkofi445
      @unkofi445 6 місяців тому +2

      What does that mean? This drama is so long. I don’t even remember the context lol

    • @shelby6
      @shelby6 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@unkofi445 literally what it is. She said her cut off age for dating is 20. Then posted that video saying 15 year olds are attractive 59:25

    • @emiliap8790
      @emiliap8790 6 місяців тому +2

      That is an inside thought If I ever heardone

    • @takearriabrown7644
      @takearriabrown7644 6 місяців тому +6

      @@emiliap8790this is a thought that should not EXIST to anybody who is a fully legal adult who KNOWS the age of a minor.

  • @mysteriouslifeform5154
    @mysteriouslifeform5154 3 місяці тому +21

    as a writer who struggles with imposter syndrome, nothing has infuriated me more today than hearing about this woman’s “writing.”
    on the more positive side, i’ve only just discovered your channel and as someone who loves watching video essays while i work/craft/chill, i’m so glad i stumbled across your work. thank you for all you do 💖

  • @lizziayers
    @lizziayers 6 місяців тому +1080

    "I see myself as professional" she says, clearly laying down in MULTIPLE zoom interviews

    • @buckyscastle
      @buckyscastle 6 місяців тому +69

      she doesn’t even know how to format a resume or write a cover letter 😂

    • @Jusdepommerose
      @Jusdepommerose 6 місяців тому +25

      I was looking for this comment lol I was like "maybe it's an American thing...?" 😂😂😂

    • @Zelomakitoko
      @Zelomakitoko 6 місяців тому +28

      she is incapable of sitting up. any car selfie, every zoom interview, whatever it is - she is always laying down.

    • @lizziayers
      @lizziayers 6 місяців тому +15

      @@Zelomakitoko even in one of the in-person interviews, she was slouching halfway out of her seat!

    • @airypersiflage
      @airypersiflage 6 місяців тому +6

      That was driving me completely up the wall!!!!

  • @im_just_gracie
    @im_just_gracie 6 місяців тому +770

    OH MY GOD THE VIOLENCE IN THE BOOK TOWARDS NATALIE 💀💀 If I were natalie, I'd literally get a restraining order atp

    • @roseivy5956
      @roseivy5956 6 місяців тому +82

      Yeah as someone who has actually gotten a restraining order against someone, her obsession with Natalie is disturbingly familiar

    • @jolynelovemail
      @jolynelovemail 6 місяців тому +78

      Starting to almost get worried for Natalie's safety tbh. Like I'm worried

    • @oomay1925
      @oomay1925 6 місяців тому +46

      Or a defamation lawsuit 💀 the entire book was out for her

    • @little_leo_john
      @little_leo_john 5 місяців тому +9

      @@oomay1925 lol, that's exactly what my bf said while we were watching the video. "If I was Natalie in this situation, I 'd sue Caroline for defamation so hard she wouldn't be able to say my name outloud without lawyer's permission"

  • @radishes1331
    @radishes1331 6 місяців тому +951

    As a woman of colour who went to Cambridge as an international student the same years Caroline was there this shit is WILD.

    • @timriehl1500
      @timriehl1500 6 місяців тому +124

      Now, YOUR story would make a good book! I'd read it.

    • @FernBlackwood1995
      @FernBlackwood1995 6 місяців тому +31

      I wanna know YOUR side so much more, oh my lord.

    • @reganhulvey4213
      @reganhulvey4213 6 місяців тому +11

      👀 story time

    • @dfgmavis
      @dfgmavis 6 місяців тому +9

      Did you ever meet her?

    • @sylviarolloff5261
      @sylviarolloff5261 6 місяців тому

      I honestly don't understand how she can make throw-away comments to the effect that Americans are stupid and ignorant because they do not appreciate "Oxbridge," while making glaring mistakes about the university and college system in Britain.

  • @gracefregia1741
    @gracefregia1741 4 місяці тому +49

    Imagine having main character syndrome and not being the main character in your own life. 😂

  • @ThatCrazyBookWyrm
    @ThatCrazyBookWyrm 6 місяців тому +1042

    It's deeply infuriating to me that Natalie's book has a lower Goodreads score than Caroline's. Where is the justice.

    • @stretchmonster
      @stretchmonster 6 місяців тому +605

      If it makes you feel any better, Caroline probably pays people to leave 5-star ratings.

    • @buckyscastle
      @buckyscastle 6 місяців тому +432

      @@stretchmonsterand caroline is probably writing bad reviews for natalie’s book 🤣

    • @Sharpe1502
      @Sharpe1502 6 місяців тому +303

      Oh give it two weeks. The D’Angelo fans are gonna fix that.

    • @pugettepugs6766
      @pugettepugs6766 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@buckyscastle It is a certainty my firend

    • @vaelia1203
      @vaelia1203 6 місяців тому +79

      don't worry people are prolly going to buy Nathalie's book now and give reviews that will make its rating higher and the fact that Caroline's book is rated higher is probably due to two things : since she's an influencer a lot of young people bought her book and rated it high because they like her and don't actually read a lot, they just got it because she's their fav influencer so they don't care about the writing anyway & considering her past history there's a high chance that she paid for fake reviews or made fake accounts to boost her rating (also maybe in order to make sure that it would be rated higher than Nathalie's considering she wrote it only because of anger towards her she probably wouldn't be able to bear her book being rated lower than hers and because she thinks she's a literary genius too so she probably think she deserves to cheat in order to make her book seem better than it is just like she thought for everything else.)

  • @xXprettyxkittyXx
    @xXprettyxkittyXx 6 місяців тому +819

    I feel so bad for Natalie. All she did was explain the abuse she faced at Caroline’s hands and yet Caroline CONTINUES to abuse her publicly. She’s not some manic pixie dream girl as she portrays herself. She’s just a rich girl who wants to be perceived as a certain type of person without doing any of the work.

    • @Cat_Woods
      @Cat_Woods 6 місяців тому +31

      I wish I knew why people buy into such people's stories. Happens all the time. The world would be so much better if more people knew to roll their eyes in the face of a pathological liar like Caroline.

    • @xXprettyxkittyXx
      @xXprettyxkittyXx 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Cat_Woods I definitely think we’re seeing a shift where people are waking up to the “relatable” influencer. I think it helps that people like Caroline create these “characters” that they THINK is relatable like a romanticized version of poverty. Especially in a time of economic crisis. Really the only people I see eating up her bs anymore are other well off yt women who have absolutely no concept of what the real world is actually like and how EVERYONE can see through their facade.

  • @RK-dc2es
    @RK-dc2es 6 місяців тому +1179

    for awhile I was "involved" with a guy who went to Cambridge with Caroline Calloway and would fondly reminisce on how they constantly flirted, but never got together. He clearly had a soft spot for her, like I couldn't make fun of her without him getting very defensive. He later turned out to be a habitual lying manipulative weirdo and it was like "ohhhh actually that makes a lot of sense, that should've been a red flag"

    • @Angelonwheels24
      @Angelonwheels24 6 місяців тому +53

      Dang that is nuts that would be a deal breaker for me haha

    • @AFFTFOMSICHTS
      @AFFTFOMSICHTS 6 місяців тому +47

      He probably didn’t even know her and was just trying to sound cool/impress you. My pathological lying ex claimed his bm dated kid cudi, got pregnant by him and ended the pregnancy in high school. I just KNEW he was completely FOS and was just trying to sound cool. 😂😂 I was legit embarrassed for him.

    • @darlenetroise7079
      @darlenetroise7079 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@ville__ you never state which alleged idea he stole in the numerous repetitive comments.

    • @GongoozlerThe
      @GongoozlerThe 6 місяців тому

      @@darlenetroise7079 it's a bot, just report and ignore.

    • @beanmoo
      @beanmoo 6 місяців тому +9

      Isn’t it such an odd feeling when you make fun of a girl and your boyfriend gets defensive of her, happened once.... wasn’t a fan lol

  • @NAT20Ashes
    @NAT20Ashes 3 місяці тому +30

    THAT EVICTION MORATORIUM WAS FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME A SINGLE MOM WHOSE HOME HEALTHCARE PATIENT PASSED FROM COVID LEAVING ME JOBLESS MID PANDEMIC AND MY RENTAL COMPANY STILL GOT AWAY WITH IMMEDIATELY ILLEGALLY EVICTING ME AND MY SON. We lost everything and had to live in our car. And our only family died during this period. We are still struggling now. So F Caroline and I wish Natalie all the best.

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Місяць тому +3

      Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I hope things turn around. The greed that people who weren't struggling during the pandemic showed is just... horrendous.

  • @gabbyb9939
    @gabbyb9939 6 місяців тому +1458

    The fact that Caroline’s take on this video is that she was honored to have been featured in a D’Angelo video really proves that her mindset truly, genuinely, terrifyingly, and audaciously “any attention is good attention”
    (Edit to add the source: on Instagram in the comment section of her post from May 2. Someone asked if she saw it and what she thought and that was her response)

    • @zyplixx1415
      @zyplixx1415 5 місяців тому +39

      Where did you find this, and how may I access it?

    • @gabbyb9939
      @gabbyb9939 5 місяців тому

      @@zyplixx1415 on an Instagram post on her page from May 2, she commented this in reply to someone asking her thoughts on the video

    • @dinkle9197
      @dinkle9197 5 місяців тому +8

      i looked all over and couldn’t find anything related to her responding to this video, maybe i’m just not looking in the right place??

    • @moonlitcameraa
      @moonlitcameraa 5 місяців тому +5

      where

    • @bmichellew2010
      @bmichellew2010 5 місяців тому +8

      She has this prestigious education yet still has no clue on how to read a room 🤣

  • @heckinCHONK
    @heckinCHONK 6 місяців тому +666

    Cats, in fact, are NOT meant to be held by thier heads.

    • @Mushmellow7
      @Mushmellow7 6 місяців тому +67

      I could barely watch her do that to the poor kitty

    • @neff6185
      @neff6185 6 місяців тому +19

      IM ONLY 34 MINUTES IN WHAT IS THE CAT OK???? 😭

    • @heckinCHONK
      @heckinCHONK 6 місяців тому +47

      @Mushmellow7 right!? "aren't his survival instincts supposed to kick in" wtf she's supposed to take care of him

    • @heckinCHONK
      @heckinCHONK 6 місяців тому +26

      @neff6185 the cat seems fine she just handles him badly. Knowing the way she treats people, idk if she should have a cat.

    • @Jessica-vl7dr
      @Jessica-vl7dr 6 місяців тому +20

      There was a 2nd cat when she lived in NYC that she gave away.
      Poor Matisse has had to live in absolute filth. At one point I believe she had kitty litter in paper plates and she'd often post photos from her NYC hovel that included cat poop. I'm also not sure if Matisse has ever been to a vet and she's been known to carry him around in a tote bag.

  • @hsd2000
    @hsd2000 6 місяців тому +470

    she doesn’t want to be a writer. she wants to be famous for living a lavish and sophisticated fantasy. if she truly cared about writing above all else as she claims, she would actually, ya know, write.

    • @j.munday7913
      @j.munday7913 6 місяців тому +6

      She probably started then realized writing is hard.

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans 6 місяців тому +2

      She wants to be the Great Gatsby, but nothing about her is great.

    • @little_leo_john
      @little_leo_john 5 місяців тому +1

      I think she wants to be famous for being a writer, especially as a self-centered writer, but doesn't really want to WORK or like actually WRITE???

  • @brianp3570
    @brianp3570 4 місяці тому +29

    This is the book version of SEO-hijacking. Searching her name with scammer will likely prioritize her book, not her actual scams.

  • @Melody-td5hd
    @Melody-td5hd 6 місяців тому +709

    It's pretty easy to see why Caroline hates Natalie so much. Natalie is everything Caroline wanted to be, and she didn't have to fake anything to do it. Natalie is intelligent, hardworking, talented, successful, surrounded by love, and - this probably kills Caroline the most - genuinely at peace with herself. Caroline had to con thousands of people just for the hope of being a fraction of the person Natalie is, and now she hates her for it. And it must KILL HER that Natalie doesn't think about her at all.

    • @xxo5294
      @xxo5294 6 місяців тому

      Natalie is riding Caroline’s coat tails and is objectively not very attractive. What could she be jealous of based on what we know of her

    • @itsdrea2353
      @itsdrea2353 6 місяців тому +8

      @@xxo5294 ok Caroline

    • @BindleBelle
      @BindleBelle 6 місяців тому +7

      Hey Caroline 😂

    • @johnphilipteguihanon8293
      @johnphilipteguihanon8293 6 місяців тому +9

      I think she likes Natalie but in denial haha

    • @SillyTrain
      @SillyTrain 6 місяців тому +11

      @@johnphilipteguihanon8293 seriously, they way she talks about her feels so weirdly obsessive.

  • @HGRAP1
    @HGRAP1 6 місяців тому +380

    Caroline is the perfect case study of how generational wealth causes harm to the development of a person… and why most family wealth is lost within three generations.

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Місяць тому +6

      And how it's detrimental to the rest of society. That money could have been used for real progress, instead it was used so that a person who never worked a day in her life could pretend that she did.

  • @kaskus7147
    @kaskus7147 6 місяців тому +689

    She can't stand Natalie, because she sees Natalie as beneath her and not attractive enough to be deserving of praise and acknowledgment, while at the same time wishing she was Natalie. I believe that she actually wants to be a famous writer, but she just isn't.

    • @monamayfair470
      @monamayfair470 6 місяців тому +51

      Yes! Natalie seems to have the career Caroline has always wanted but never achieved. that has to hurt because she can’t attain/buy it

    • @celestewatson8351
      @celestewatson8351 6 місяців тому +17

      She wants to be a writer, but when does NOT want to write.

    • @veronica5lmaa
      @veronica5lmaa 6 місяців тому +12

      Exactly! She is envy of Natalie, because Caroline sees herself as her superior but at the same time Natalie is the one getting praise and having the life Caroline thinks should be hers.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 6 місяців тому +5

      Omg, I just heard D'Angelo read how Caroline wants to hurt Natalie. That's some actual insane shit. If I was Natalie, I would honestly get a restraining order 😱

  • @eaglest0554
    @eaglest0554 3 місяці тому +15

    I think the wildest thing to me is how she kept finding these ways to get so much money, but then just abandoned them.

  • @sariahvelarde6105
    @sariahvelarde6105 6 місяців тому +943

    I’m so glad I had no idea of this girl’s existence. Seeing her laying down on the couch/bed in almost every interview she had PISSED ME OFF. Does not even have the decency to sit up straight for an interview 😭

    • @saraab4782
      @saraab4782 6 місяців тому +55

      ugh tell me about it, it really really pissed me off, god, so self absorbed

    • @phoenixfire6482
      @phoenixfire6482 5 місяців тому +42

      No because I was thinking the same thinggg. Like girl, you aren’t being quirky, sit up lmao

    • @mypupismup
      @mypupismup 4 місяці тому +10

      While she says she’s “really professional” 😭

  • @user-ow1ly2bs1e
    @user-ow1ly2bs1e 6 місяців тому +1057

    In case anyone’s wondering how Caroline responded to this, she claimed that she’s honoured to be the subject of a D’Angelo deepdive as she’s admired him for years (and then she linked the video and called it art). She also made a semi-passive aggressive comment about how the book D’Angelo ordered probably won’t come for another month since he only ordered it 15 days ago. She followed that up by saying "anyway, back to business."
    I guess she's insinuating that she won’t talk about this again, which I somewhat doubt given her track record...

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 6 місяців тому +358

      Of course she's going to call it art. It's about her

    • @IntrotoPsych101
      @IntrotoPsych101 6 місяців тому +159

      Oh yeah this chick is INSANE!!! 😭😭

    • @emelia3160
      @emelia3160 6 місяців тому +182

      she’s quietly seething for sure

    • @yoursalwaysliyah
      @yoursalwaysliyah 6 місяців тому +57

      she really thinks she’s invincible

    • @oliverse404
      @oliverse404 6 місяців тому +176

      i love the idea of her watching this and just tuning out every piece of criticism and only listening when D'Angelo (very vaguely) compliments her

  • @that1person695
    @that1person695 6 місяців тому +1395

    Caroline telling everyone how aroused she was over Natalie's assault story is crazy awful!! Then for her to go on and share Natalie's story with more details is shockingly disgusting.

    • @mayabakke
      @mayabakke 6 місяців тому +128

      Right?? Thats the part that disgusted me the most, what a genuinely horrible thing to do! I'd be devastated, cant imagine what that must be like for Natalie

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 6 місяців тому +101

      I'm only 40 minutes in, what the fuck is about to happen

    • @lunatykica5636
      @lunatykica5636 6 місяців тому +20

      @@crypt5129 I saw this comment at the same timestamp...

    • @spaget7428
      @spaget7428 6 місяців тому +3

      What part was this? I was working while listening and somehow missed it.
      Edit: nvm i just hadn't reached that part

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 6 місяців тому +8

      @ville__ L