Sam Riegel's Crash Pandas One-Shot

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  • Опубліковано 22 вер 2018
  • Thanks to generous Critter donations to the Pablove Foundation, game master Sam Riegel takes his friends on the ride of their lives in Grant Howitt's Crash Pandas! Join (most of) the Critical Role gang with special guest Blair Herter in this hilarious one-shot that originally aired live on Friday, September 22nd on the Critical Role Twitch channel at: / criticalrole
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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 5 років тому +3399

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    3:50 Caveats
    5:00 Episode Starts
    7:35 Reggie Burns
    8:20 Rhinestone (AKA Traci)
    9:45 Ringo
    10:35 Izzie
    11:50 Gooba
    14:55 And now the car names
    21:05 The back hood
    32:30 Race starts
    37:50 Fact checked- raccoons really are mostly colorblind
    42:05 Front window kill
    48:00 A stunt in the next Fast and Furious movie
    50:00 The social media presence is real
    52:30 Voltron
    53:20 Sprocket Raccoon, the banana-eating Frenchman
    55:05 The rules are clear
    56:30 Blair Herter
    57:20 Meta voice
    1:04:10 Sam guesses car parts
    1:04:45 Clear communication is important for GMing
    1:05:40 Raccoon paternity
    1:09:35 Rat intimidation
    1:10:40 Don’t read into it
    1:13:15 Giving the fingers
    1:19:10 The catching game begins
    1:25:35 Sam guesses more parts
    1:28:55 Secret skunk
    1:33:20 Fact checked- apparently, Travis is right
    1:34:40 Big Paulie
    1:37:30 More racer intros
    1:41:40 Sam knows what a gas cap is
    1:45:05 Second race begins
    1:45:55 Poor Planning
    1:47:55 Izzie fixes it
    1:50:20 Throwing insults
    1:53:50 The dad save
    1:55:00 The LAX orphan walls
    1:58:40 Ringo is bad with rockets
    2:01:00 Rocket jump
    2:03:10 More car parts
    2:04:25 Sabotage and assassins
    2:13:10 Confronting Roadkill
    2:18:10 The banana peel maneuver
    2:20:00 Character assassination
    2:25:45 Jamba Juice always finds out
    2:26:50 Skunk pouch
    2:28:40 I was really waiting on that impression
    2:30:50 Criss cross
    2:34:25 Rabies
    2:36:25 Benign tentacles
    2:37:30 Chicken with a plane
    2:38:55 Two engines?
    2:39:50 Oh right, we fixed it
    2:42:10 The blowing begins
    2:46:00 Everyone gets what they want
    2:50:05 Adorable child
    Between Twitch and UA-cam, live viewership of this episode peaked around 12,000 people.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. See you tomorrow

  • @MythicSierra
    @MythicSierra 5 років тому +2095

    I love that Sam doesn't know the basics about cars, but knows off the top of his head roughly how much of the raccoon population is rabid.

  • @puettwillcox2250
    @puettwillcox2250 5 років тому +2498

    "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @everithh
      @everithh 4 роки тому +47

      42:53 for those who need it

    • @danielnesland8014
      @danielnesland8014 4 роки тому +65

      Also kudos for the green flame effect on the exterminator's car somewhere around 44:30

  • @benycollins4458
    @benycollins4458 4 роки тому +1321

    Sam Riegel looks like he woke up, POUNDED a cup of coffee, and was like "Let's play raccoon D&D! I'll play the auctioneer!"

    • @happythoughts700
      @happythoughts700 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 Рік тому +6

      He looks like he missed shave day because he was planning for 6 days straight

    • @Mikeztarp
      @Mikeztarp 4 місяці тому +5

      He didn't even drink coffee; he injected 1500 mg of caffeine intravenously.

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 4 роки тому +741

    11:38 “I’m not saying trash can’t get hammered, I’m just saying you can’t make little cubs that way” is such a fucking underrated line hahahaha

  • @user-kt9mu2fo7f
    @user-kt9mu2fo7f 5 років тому +4584

    Watching Matt play as a character in any form of roleplay and having to hold himself back from describing everything around him is so entertaining

    • @Gldenbunny
      @Gldenbunny 4 роки тому +95

      ありいArlee omg yes I said the same thing in the dimension 20 series he was in. Honestly he was amazing as he always is. You should definitely check it out if you haven’t just be warned you will become addicted to all content involving Brennan Lee mulligan if you’re not already.

    • @jamesmaceaveli6679
      @jamesmaceaveli6679 4 роки тому +63

      I need more stuff with Matt as a PC, where can I find moar, pleeeease.

    • @SiNFPVGUAM
      @SiNFPVGUAM 3 роки тому +38

      🤣😂🤣 He's Killin me🤣😂🤣 "you got a pickle?"

    • @ClaireDuhLune
      @ClaireDuhLune 3 роки тому +29

      I have to do this since one of my players decided to DM for me and some extra spots for other IRL friends not in my campaign and sometimes I have to stop myself to respect how he handles his game.

    • @urktheturtle2988
      @urktheturtle2988 3 роки тому +6

      Dimension 20, Escape the Bloodkeep

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 5 років тому +3232

    This is a perfect example that having fun is the most important thing. Sam didn’t know half the rules, they added and subtracted some of them as they went. But it was a blast because everyone was totally on board and having a good time.

    • @TheTrueRandomness
      @TheTrueRandomness 5 років тому +206

      The best thing about it is that it's a one page game. All the rules are on a single page xD

    • @nathan8268
      @nathan8268 5 років тому +317

      Sams complete lack of knowledge when it comes to cars makes this a million times better.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 роки тому +175

      @@nathan8268 it helps that he leans into it too. He doesn't shy away from describing things, he just makes shit up and, as someone who also knows NOTHING about cars, it's the BEST.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +73

      This is what A really good rpg group can do. Unlike what you might believe according to most commenters it's not about knowing everything and doing everything "right."

    • @rdmissey2084
      @rdmissey2084 2 роки тому +6

      @@elbruces love this

  • @danielgies3541
    @danielgies3541 4 роки тому +1754

    "It's take-your-orphan-to-work day." was far funnier than anyone fully acknowledged.

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 4 роки тому +680

    "Look, I'm in a-- I'm in a bit of a pickle. Uh, I'm in a--"
    "You found a pickle?"
    "You have a pickle?!"
    🦝😝🦝

  • @ebony1442
    @ebony1442 5 років тому +1672

    "Greetings, fellow humans. I am a race car driver, much like yourselves. I am definitely not five raccoons in a coat."

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 5 років тому +11

      chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/17/giphy-7.gif

  • @branchtree448
    @branchtree448 5 років тому +3056

    *rolls dice*
    "0 succeses"
    "That is exactly what you needed"

    • @Sintarzus
      @Sintarzus 5 років тому +31

      Well, it's like 10 on d20, not bad nor good

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 роки тому +53

      @@Sintarzus not really, 0 successes is like a 1

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 4 роки тому +15

      @@XpVersusVista getting more than half your max die pool in failures is a 1. A 1 on a d6 is a failure and anything above is just no success.

    • @benshepherd2419
      @benshepherd2419 4 роки тому +28

      @@sinsinchi6239 you are more clear on the rules than Sam 😂

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 4 роки тому +4

      @@benshepherd2419 lol so yeah depending on your skill say if you have a 5, you can only fail on a 1 but if you have a 3 you can get a no success on a 3 or lower and pass on a 4 or higher

  • @tuesdaynext7370
    @tuesdaynext7370 4 роки тому +440

    "very empathetic tentacles"
    Now hang on, I thought Taliesin wasn't in this one.

  • @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234
    @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234 5 років тому +454

    “Nope. You were very clear about that. I’m sorry.”
    The delivery was perfect 😂

  • @Helloitisjay
    @Helloitisjay 5 років тому +3585

    Sam Riegel is chaotic good in its purest form

    • @709mash
      @709mash 3 роки тому +33

      With a capital C lol.

    • @Colley_co
      @Colley_co 3 роки тому +8

      Now I understand what that means lol

    • @nathanrosich6584
      @nathanrosich6584 3 роки тому +50

      That’s what happens when a bard/rogue player becomes a GM

    • @beafbuger
      @beafbuger 3 роки тому +3

      good.....?

    • @drbritishdude
      @drbritishdude 3 роки тому +3

      Chaotic neutral

  • @lalalight1551
    @lalalight1551 5 років тому +2979

    7 grown ass famous adults blowing a toy car across a finish line was the greatest thing I didn't know I needed to see

    • @user-py3kp9yl8l
      @user-py3kp9yl8l 3 роки тому +56

      I had to watch it again and my roommate just looked so confused while I was laughing on the ground.

    • @leodarknesshelm
      @leodarknesshelm 3 роки тому +12

      I'm late getting into this but that shit was wild

    • @Highwaym4n
      @Highwaym4n 3 роки тому +2

      ....SPOILERS....!?!!?

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 роки тому +60

      @@Highwaym4n the comment section is for people to talk about the video. Don't blame others because you lack either the self control or the common sense to stay out of the comments until you've finish the video.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 3 роки тому +7

      @@Highwaym4n spoiled without context

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 4 роки тому +1006

    Watching this at 150% speed is the closest thing to cocaine I've experienced since the 1980s.

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 4 роки тому +685

    liam : are you the top or the bottom
    matt, knowing exactly what he's saying and how the internet will take this : for you, I'll be the bottom

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 3 роки тому +25

      @purplerains 2:40:45 ;)

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 2 роки тому +32

      I appreciated how flattered Liam was by Matt's answer😌😘

  • @TheBubblypumpkin
    @TheBubblypumpkin 5 років тому +1834

    "look for the red button!" "RED BUTTON"... Sam:, "Raccoons are color blind" "CRAP" LMAO

  • @grahamfenn9060
    @grahamfenn9060 5 років тому +1974

    “I’m looking for something to kill a man”
    Ringo the accountant is out for blood

  • @canniloni
    @canniloni 4 роки тому +2529

    “I take my grappling hook..”
    “what the hell?? you have a grappling hook?!? I have a banana!!”
    i’m not even 30 mins in and i’m already dying

    • @jerryharris876
      @jerryharris876 2 роки тому +10

      She does use the banana though.

    • @HedaLexa
      @HedaLexa 2 роки тому +1

      Seeing your profile pic I need a Lexa Crash Pandas AU now 😄 🦝

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 2 роки тому

      @@HedaLexa lol lexa would be perfect for this

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 3 роки тому +191

    I think we need to appreciate that in this game Vin Diesel was a core part of not 1, but 2 people’s backstories

  • @Mongward
    @Mongward 5 років тому +3041

    I love how much ad-libbing goes into Sam's DMing. "I have no idea what I'm doing, this story makes no sense, let's get ridiculous, guys!". He's like a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. This is fantastic.

    • @edwinfrerichs8674
      @edwinfrerichs8674 5 років тому +22

      Where is the lie?!

    • @TheLearningDroid
      @TheLearningDroid 5 років тому +109

      pretty much every DM adlibs like HELL. I remember sessions I ran where players went off plan 5 minutes in and then next 6 hours was me ad libbing. :D it comes with the job

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward 5 років тому +169

      I know, but compared to Matt or Liam Sam just makes shit up as he goes, with just a passing glance at a "plan" or "rules". Sam's entire style seems to be "sure, why not". Which is great, make no mistake. Much as I love Matts of Liam's style, Sam is just so animated and enthusiastic about it all.

    • @babyplaneswalker341
      @babyplaneswalker341 5 років тому +87

      It's because he is a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. And that's why we love him.

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 5 років тому +64

      i love how they all have their styles
      Matt has his detailed epic fantasy
      Taliesin is good with horror
      Liam takes interesting concepts to play with (like an IRL campaign, or the screw job (especially the secret agendas)
      and i am yet to see the other various one-shots, so i'll save a comment for those ones i've seen honey heist and bunions & flagons.

  • @sirdubberz8297
    @sirdubberz8297 5 років тому +1114

    "we should trade this game for campaign 2" Matt: *"Well that makes it easier on me"*

  • @TankCollinsProtectionSquad
    @TankCollinsProtectionSquad 4 роки тому +352

    I love that at the very beginning Sam says flat out 'THERE AIN'T NO RULES!' because this is the most chaotic no rules just right thing I've ever seen.

  • @CJMGalaxy
    @CJMGalaxy 4 роки тому +1691

    Ah, they're playing Crash Pandas! What a refreshing little break from the heaviness of the M9!
    "I'm Ringo, my cousin was brutally murdered, sending me on a self-destructive revenge rampage"
    Oh right, Liam's here, he brought the angst

    • @dreamtween1495
      @dreamtween1495 2 роки тому +30

      When ever I think of Liam angst I think of this
      Grr grr gar grr ger ger
      Love, Liam

    • @kalamander8563
      @kalamander8563 2 роки тому +28

      Brought? He IS the angst!

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 10 місяців тому +2

      *furrows brow*

  • @tylernelms4695
    @tylernelms4695 5 років тому +842

    I seriously spent the first hour of this game waiting for Sam to reveal that this was one of his elaborate D&D Beyond gag advertisements.

    • @animaetmateria3578
      @animaetmateria3578 5 років тому +92

      HAHAHA
      Plot twist, you are Sam, and this is your way of advertising it. This video was created solely for this comment

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 роки тому +18

      Another plot twist! Its Black Willow hacking back in from the Ultracodex!

  • @rykadawnreaver2075
    @rykadawnreaver2075 5 років тому +1998

    Whoever drew their raccoon portraits is automatically amazing for somehow making Ringo look exactly like Liam! Dying laughing before game even starts :D

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 років тому +7

      I know XD

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 років тому +13

      I actually laughed out loud at that!

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 4 роки тому +29

      Jack Hart it’s his fursona

    • @RamonCerrat
      @RamonCerrat 4 роки тому +13

      the art is crazy good ! i love all of them, very talented artist

    • @DurandalsFate
      @DurandalsFate 4 роки тому +19

      The artist was Hugo Cardenas: twitter.com/criticalrole/status/1043320234805841921

  • @sebbat9575
    @sebbat9575 5 років тому +480

    Matt and Travis losing it when ther wives are talking= GOLD

  • @elpunk4463
    @elpunk4463 4 роки тому +312

    matt: maxine was beautiful, she had a lifestyle we had to maintain
    liam: notice the name starts with M
    marisha: HEY
    I FCKING LOST IT SKDNDJKSKKSK

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 5 років тому +1229

    "Criss cross! Kill Vin Diesel!"
    "The guy who told you kill Vin Diesel is dead!!"
    *pause
    "ALRIGHT!! WE'RE FINE!!!"

  • @thehumangerm
    @thehumangerm 5 років тому +816

    2:40:33
    Liam: "Are you the top or the Bottom?
    Matt: "For you I will be the bottom!"

    • @makom2405
      @makom2405 4 роки тому +187

      As Liam said, way back in the first campaign "And that is the sound of one thousand artist's pencils beginning to draw."

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 4 роки тому +6

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 4 роки тому +1

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @leticiagraca1099
      @leticiagraca1099 4 роки тому +19

      And then Sam smile disappear for 5 seconds XD

  • @Eirud
    @Eirud 4 роки тому +441

    45:00 the tiny touch of the green fire for that camera angle on the exploded exterminator is absolutely gold. Such a small detail but it had me absolutely rolling. So good!

  • @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928
    @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928 4 роки тому +889

    Please God someone timestamp the part where matt mercer says "I look at this demented raccoon and think back to all the people who've screwed me over and done me wrong, and then I say okay sure" please. It's too perfect.

  • @pieman1227
    @pieman1227 5 років тому +813

    Wow. That carbon monoxide hallucination bit was one of the greatest moments of improv explanation for player insanity that I’ve ever witnessed...

  • @BingoWizard
    @BingoWizard 5 років тому +2306

    I've never wanted something animated more than this oneshot.

    • @erintomlin8147
      @erintomlin8147 5 років тому +47

      Kenneth8112 I would say true but I so want that dnd beyond cartoon lol

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 5 років тому +41

      I was just thinking about how amazing the Fan Art potential is for this episode. Can't wait!

    • @yordletheater9989
      @yordletheater9989 5 років тому +19

      Hold my beer...

    • @Hawkerra
      @Hawkerra 5 років тому +55

      I started thinking halfway through that this would make an incredible animated movie.

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 років тому +8

      @@Hawkerra I think that's kinda the point of this entire system

  • @taylordwyer7253
    @taylordwyer7253 4 роки тому +386

    They really missed the opportunity to use “Vin Weasel”????

    • @benbauer3426
      @benbauer3426 2 роки тому +4

      That's my next crash panda character.

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 11 місяців тому +38

    I’m dying because as soon as Sam starts his beginning monologue it’s like Matt is IMMEDIATELY possessed by a raccoon

  • @animefan3794
    @animefan3794 5 років тому +442

    Guy on motorcycle: “I’m oka-“ *gets hit by rocket and dies*

  • @DJhayesify
    @DJhayesify 5 років тому +1685

    Marisha: "Rhinestone, it's like jewels but trashier" got me bad

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 5 років тому +1

      *Marisha, but yeah same :D

    • @DJhayesify
      @DJhayesify 5 років тому +1

      @@stella1996able didn't notice the mistake, thanks

    • @Altyrell
      @Altyrell 5 років тому +73

      Marisha's "Rhinestone" is the Raccoon version of "Tracey"

    • @XerrolAvengerII
      @XerrolAvengerII 5 років тому +1

      Hell yes!

    • @obscurredstar
      @obscurredstar 5 років тому +1

      *DED*

  • @clockworklullaby8295
    @clockworklullaby8295 5 років тому +394

    "it's 2018 now, there are alot of interspecies relationships, you should get woke"
    dear god Marisha, split my sides

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio Рік тому +3

      i mean we arent far off from corps and media promoting bestiality as well...

  • @itzzbowserjr
    @itzzbowserjr 4 роки тому +138

    44:58 Whoever put that green fire over the wrecked car during the live stream deserves a raise

    • @corgiw7281
      @corgiw7281 2 роки тому +2

      I was hoping it got noticed by more than just one or two!

    • @jurlew4111
      @jurlew4111 Рік тому

      That's what we said! XD

  • @Ristro44
    @Ristro44 5 років тому +3196

    Sam: I don't know anything about cars.
    Me: that's ok. Very few people do
    Sam: describes Travis' character getting into the engine of a car.
    Me: oh.... he really doesn't... That's quite impressive...

    • @sarahs.6667
      @sarahs.6667 5 років тому +17

      You seem interesting.

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 років тому +109

      The back hood lmaooooo

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 років тому +35

      A ball peen he says

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop 4 роки тому +53

      "Afterburner?"
      *evrryone shaking their heads*

    • @MrDrumStikz
      @MrDrumStikz 4 роки тому +125

      At some point I was thinking, "Has Sam ever SEEN a car?"

  • @omatt2469
    @omatt2469 5 років тому +565

    I love how Vin Diesel (who voices Groot) ends up teaming up with a raccoon (who keeps using Rockets)

  • @archaros
    @archaros 4 роки тому +192

    7:19 When you see Matt making this face, you know that he is more in character playing a racoon than you ever did playing your own D&D characters.

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro 5 років тому +448

    This one-shot absolutely reaffirmed my affection for Marisha and Sam.
    Sam's a comedic genius for running such an insane fun and entertaining story where giggle fits took priority
    Marisha for giving into the humour and laughing like a maniac. I'm so used to her playing Beau that this was amazingly refreshing.

  • @vampiric13
    @vampiric13 5 років тому +643

    "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math" moment.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 3 роки тому +26

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it??

    • @mattrobinson5479
      @mattrobinson5479 2 роки тому +12

      @@spacetearable the boot?

  • @darenmitchell5960
    @darenmitchell5960 5 років тому +1351

    “I know nothing about cars, racing, engines or tires!”
    Says the GM about to run a car racing RPG. Oh man this is going to be good!

    • @darenmitchell5960
      @darenmitchell5960 5 років тому +97

      “You pry open the backhood!”

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 5 років тому +79

      "It goes right through the front window"

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs 5 років тому +18

      Tyres* ;D

    • @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege
      @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege 5 років тому +8

      @@TheDanielcs we're Americans. It's tires

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +15

      I think Daniel was referring to the intro, where Sam was reading the description and noted that he didn't understand the instructions because it was referring to 'tyres'.

  • @apharys8921
    @apharys8921 4 роки тому +313

    "He'a got a grappling hook and duct tape, he's a tinkerer!"
    "Why do I have a banana?!"
    Omg this is amazingly ridiculous.

    • @centaurian90
      @centaurian90 2 роки тому +9

      And that banana saved Vin diesel

  • @magsq193
    @magsq193 4 роки тому +145

    Gooba, Izzie, Rhinestone, and Reggie all come out of Pixar then along comes Ringo from HBO.

  • @IHateHandleNames
    @IHateHandleNames 5 років тому +520

    Sam's lack of car knowledge is hysterical. He described a rear-engined work van with a nitrous system and a modified exhaust.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 років тому +12

      Even funnier is the fact that this thing would have to be refrigerated… not a great place have an engine.

    • @LuciferTheBloody
      @LuciferTheBloody 5 років тому +16

      it had 2 engines m8

    • @Vrym42
      @Vrym42 5 років тому +31

      What’s even better is that I, like San, have no idea why this is funny - and I love it.

    • @isaacmiller3386
      @isaacmiller3386 3 роки тому

      Its clearly a Toyota Previa lmfao

  • @lilorlybear1146
    @lilorlybear1146 5 років тому +478

    This was absolute chaos from beginning to end, nothing made sense, Sam was like a kid tweaking out on a sugar high..... and I loved every single second of it lmfao.

  • @SaintDorado
    @SaintDorado 2 роки тому +43

    UA-cam decided to make this video the first Critical Role content I've ever seen. I'm in.

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan Рік тому +70

    I love that Marisha played an Instagram user and Laura played a Tumblr user

  • @aStudyInTeal
    @aStudyInTeal 5 років тому +384

    I love absolutely everything about this one-shot but Sam's non-existent knowledge of cars had me in stitches pretty much the entire time. Quite sure “FRONT WINDOW?! I don’t even know the word ‘windhield’!” is the best sentence I have ever heard and I will cherish that memory forever :")

  • @Maharetr
    @Maharetr 5 років тому +468

    Okay, for all that Sam's playing the "I don't know what i"m doing" card, 1:29:43 is a freaking masterful "...welp, THAT went weird, let's dial it back some" level of GMing. A+ work, Sam

    • @ckannan90
      @ckannan90 4 роки тому +83

      Yes!! That was such quick thinking, pulling it back on track while still incorporating a game breaking player decision into the narrative

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому +57

      And we got a bonus "Sam doesn't know shit about cars" gag when he said carbon dioxide XD This whole one-shot is just chaotic chaotic and it is gold all the way to the end

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 4 роки тому +19

      Ohhhh now I see what he did there! Thanks for pointing that out... yeah that was getting uncomfortable for a minute

  • @munchkin5679
    @munchkin5679 2 роки тому +71

    As a brand new Critter I'm working through the oneshots and Good GOD this was fucking chaos... My stomach hurts from laughing so much and I have fallen even further in love with these dorks.

  • @najadetwo22
    @najadetwo22 3 роки тому +101

    Blair when he has to seduce the old lady: "It's still Sam, you know what I mean? How do you guys do this?"
    Liam: "It's really not a problem for me."

  • @J.Devitt
    @J.Devitt 5 років тому +1393

    I love how amazingly quickly and heavily Matt gets into his character. When Sam started and the rest were still relaxed, Matt already got his face and mannerisms into his character there and then, and mostly doesn't seem to break character thereafter that much (even between time when he doesn't necissarily need to semi-constantly hold his character). Holy shit Matt is good at what he does!!

    • @ScoptOriginal
      @ScoptOriginal 4 роки тому +65

      I find it much more impressive when they switch between characters and their normal voices without a break and like it's nothing, which Matt does all the time too.

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 3 роки тому +25

      @@ScoptOriginal Liam on the other hand owns whatever voice he has for his character the whole time. I remember how shocked I was to find he wasn't really English in Campaign 1.

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +8

      @@ambskater97 Right?? I was like wait...He's a New Jersey boy and not actually from Jersey?

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +7

      Matt's concentration face is the most adorable thing ever.

    • @lightspeed4173
      @lightspeed4173 2 роки тому

      Imagine how fun his and Marisha's house much be

  • @natalieflores7468
    @natalieflores7468 5 років тому +412

    26:23 ‘YOU HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK?!?.... I HAVE A BANANA...’ 😂🤣

    • @Bah56
      @Bah56 5 років тому +20

      Little did she know how that banana would save the day in the end.

  • @gwynething
    @gwynething 3 роки тому +255

    Everyone leaning in together and blowing air all over eachother is so deeply pre-covid

    • @JordanAK907
      @JordanAK907 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah them all blowing the car over the finish line at 2:42:00 would never happen today, but it was so hilarious lmao

  • @bdj_tvk
    @bdj_tvk 5 років тому +135

    1:11:13 Holy shit, Matt put some real strength into that line. It just shows how much fun games like these can just have some amazing moments.

  • @eddiegalvan6284
    @eddiegalvan6284 5 років тому +1648

    Show idea, Sam talking about things he doesn't know about. A Brief Explanation with Emmy Award Winner Sam Riegel.

    • @zacharymathis2815
      @zacharymathis2815 5 років тому +74

      Everything is content!

    • @MythicSierra
      @MythicSierra 5 років тому +62

      10/10 would watch

    • @rarazalproductions519
      @rarazalproductions519 5 років тому +64

      Make this a thing. Nothing too big, maybe about the lenght of a Handbooker Helper episode, but I'm sure it would be glorious. A Brief Explanation is also a great title.

    • @seraphlord
      @seraphlord 5 років тому +9

      Yes please and thank you

    • @MassiveFoot29
      @MassiveFoot29 5 років тому +8

      Yes all of this

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm 5 років тому +402

    1:00:26 "Got a lot of friends that don't actually exist, so I've learned to... love everyone" is possibly the best one-liner I've ever heard.

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin 5 років тому +4

      abso-fucking-lutely. wifey and I laughed and awwed at this simultaneously.

  • @hedonisticmilk
    @hedonisticmilk Рік тому +46

    not enough people are acknowledging how accurate liam's raccoon growl was

  • @Made2Monk
    @Made2Monk 4 роки тому +598

    Liam’s quiet “It’s really not a problem for me” when Blair/Baldpaw is talking about how uncomfortable it is to rp getting intimate with Sam at 😂😂😂
    Edit: 1:14:50

    • @zgblanche1815
      @zgblanche1815 4 роки тому +34

      UNDERRATED MOMENT

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 роки тому +15

      I had to go back and watch it again, it's such a cute moment 😍😊😊

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 4 роки тому +71

      the cr guys are generally so comfortable with that which is one thing i really love about them. there are never any “ohh no what about masculinity!!” situations with them

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 роки тому +34

      To be fair, Sam is Liam's husband

    • @sturdyblastoff9300
      @sturdyblastoff9300 3 роки тому +3

      @@canniloni That guy is Sam’s brother, it’s pretty weird nothing to do with “toxic masculinity”

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 5 років тому +539

    It's always so sweet to see how serious/excited Mercer gets about getting to be a player! :D

    • @elijahford8915
      @elijahford8915 5 років тому +82

      I've also noticed how proud he is to see his friends who when they started had never played dnd, to now Dming a social platform.

    • @t.r.l.9818
      @t.r.l.9818 5 років тому +35

      Always give your DMs a chance to be a player every once in a while. I love how our DM runs the game but because he's so good, it's always such a joy to have him as a player.

  • @dhammer5842
    @dhammer5842 5 років тому +582

    Vin Diesel must be the special guest for the next Crash Pandas.

    • @Touven85
      @Touven85 5 років тому +9

      This needs to happen!

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 5 років тому +28

      He has been on before, that isn't outside the spectrum of possibility.

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 5 років тому +8

      When has Vin Diesel been on Critical Role? Are you thinking of Joe Manganiello?

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 5 років тому +40

      they did a one shot with him called "D & Diesel" for that witch hunter movie he did a couple years ago, turns out he is actually a D&D fan

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 5 років тому +3

      Oh, one of the CelebriD&D things. I had not seen that one. Thanks man, and now this proclamation should definitely happen :)

  • @croberts576
    @croberts576 4 роки тому +25

    Im so painfully aware that Sam is the only one not drunk and I kind of love it because he may as well be.

  • @trezalkapeliskova2121
    @trezalkapeliskova2121 2 роки тому +41

    This one-shot has exactly the same energy as me and my sister sitting on a floor playing with action figures when we were kids and I couldn't be happier with it.

  • @Cinema_Treats
    @Cinema_Treats 5 років тому +394

    matt's face was so red for the entire game from laughing so hard. im pretty sure they all cried from laughter at least once.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 2 роки тому +4

      They’re all drinking lmao. Their faces are red because they’re drunk. Just listen to Marisha lmao, she’s giggling and shouting like a frat girl

  • @EmmaW5
    @EmmaW5 5 років тому +539

    1:13:50
    Matt: "Two in the granny one in the panty!"
    *Cast groans in disgust*
    Sam: "MERCER! This is for CHARITY!!"

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 3 роки тому +117

      Yeah. I expected that from sam or liam. Maybe Laura. But from mercer? He needs to let loose more often cause that was hilarious

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 3 роки тому +4

      Oh so that's what he said! Lmao.

    • @dranesummy6007
      @dranesummy6007 3 роки тому +11

      "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @trikkinikki6843
      @trikkinikki6843 3 роки тому +11

      I was eating when he said that. I was not eating afterwards.

    • @TXfreakmagnet
      @TXfreakmagnet 2 роки тому +7

      This made me do a legit spit take with my adult beverage of choice. Mercer-as-player is my favorite.

  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 2 роки тому +20

    "2 in the Granny, 1 in the Fanny." Damn you, Mercer, that about killed me.

  • @grandturtle2786
    @grandturtle2786 3 роки тому +62

    You're in LA.
    Everyone: New York accent 😅🤣

    • @NamelessWilkins
      @NamelessWilkins 3 роки тому +17

      Nothing more LA than people that aren’t from there.

  • @kevins9205
    @kevins9205 5 років тому +634

    27:54 Matt literally said “I can certainly try”

    • @ziforyu
      @ziforyu 5 років тому +16

      i lost it when i heard that

    • @thehumangerm
      @thehumangerm 5 років тому +63

      Still beaten by Matt saying, "For you I will be the bottom!" and everyone managed to refrain from comment.

    • @moanilsson3448
      @moanilsson3448 5 років тому +29

      When you realise you DM too much

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +14

      You can take the Mercer out of the DM...

    • @gabrielnovakk
      @gabrielnovakk 5 років тому +9

      They're getting self aware

  • @cardboard-boxgames9308
    @cardboard-boxgames9308 5 років тому +333

    I love how Matt’s character has a twitching eye. Such nice attention to detail.

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM 5 років тому +28

      And how he holds his arm as if in a cast? Mercer, king of the little details!

  • @jasmineregnier3075
    @jasmineregnier3075 2 роки тому +23

    This is the greatest thing I've ever watched! The fact that Sam hardly knew what was going on, the complete lack of car knowledge, and the randomness of being raccoons and the random items they all had at the beginning made for a hilariously chaotic one-shot.

  • @jacksonrigdon652
    @jacksonrigdon652 5 років тому +36

    It's a shame Matt can't play more often. His acting in this episode is incredible

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor 5 років тому +315

    Liam goes straight homicidal in one shots xD

    • @taviebrown2271
      @taviebrown2271 3 роки тому +26

      Well, critical roll is too PG to let him do that. Also, Matt would hold him responsible.
      Lets all be honest, though. Caleb would kill given the chance.

    • @jash51772
      @jash51772 3 роки тому +19

      He has nothing on chutney

    • @FosterF.
      @FosterF. 3 роки тому +15

      @@taviebrown2271 “PG” need i remind you of the gelded dick-handed Traveler cleric?

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 роки тому +15

      @@taviebrown2271 Friendly reminder of Vox Machina's campaign against the elderly lol.

    • @hawkmore
      @hawkmore 3 роки тому +6

      @@taviebrown2271 This aged well
      Caleb DID go straight homicidal when he got the chance

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 4 роки тому +131

    Sam is the best GM--he just says yes to everything that will make the game more awesome

    • @annemichelle8660
      @annemichelle8660 2 роки тому +3

      Love that you wrote GM instead of DM, because we all know who gets the best DM title!

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 Рік тому +2

      @@annemichelle8660 Ashley

  • @FoggyMemoryProductions
    @FoggyMemoryProductions 2 роки тому +20

    I have watched this 3 times now & Ringo is still my favorite introduction. Mainly because the voice Liam chose felt the most natural to the character portrait.

  • @rebecca6565
    @rebecca6565 5 років тому +435

    1:19:10 why do I get the feeling this was just an excuse to throw things at Matthew Mercer?

  • @hotshot590
    @hotshot590 2 роки тому +45

    Marisha plays the Valley Girl part SO FREAKIN WELL that I honestly just didn’t recognize her at all.

  • @jebnordost7487
    @jebnordost7487 Рік тому +18

    I cant believe that Liams Racoon is instantly recognizable as Liam

  • @heinrichbestbier5458
    @heinrichbestbier5458 5 років тому +1257

    We need more of Matt as a player!

    • @michaelmewhorter9942
      @michaelmewhorter9942 5 років тому +89

      I think Sam has great potential for DM as well.

    • @greganderson6691
      @greganderson6691 5 років тому +4

      Agreed!

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 5 років тому +1

      Yess

    • @jerryc2475
      @jerryc2475 5 років тому +14

      @JR Thomas the pirate campaign could happen soon >.>

    • @greyborg3846
      @greyborg3846 5 років тому +34

      It's always one shot characters though. I'd love to see what he'd make for a long form d&d campaign.

  • @21cracer21
    @21cracer21 5 років тому +387

    21:05 "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math".

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 5 років тому +13

      Well... since he then described the engine to be there, it actually WAS an engine hood in the back. As Travis commented, this is very unusual for american build cars, but there are some german and italian models (most notably Porsche and Fiat 500) that have their trunk/boot in the front and their engine housing in the back.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 5 років тому +10

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it!?

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 років тому +2

      @@QemeH It was an ice cream truck. with a back door that many pandas jumped through during the game. He immediately forgot that the engine is in the way, until it was relevant becouse the "front one" got destroyed. It was hillarious. I loved it.

  • @maybeitsmapleleaf
    @maybeitsmapleleaf 3 роки тому +54

    This was the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time. I would be so down for a Crash Pandas cartoon.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 роки тому +36

    I hope that Matt watches the ping pong ball section again just to see how much Travis was messing with him. :P

  • @shawn6745
    @shawn6745 5 років тому +781

    "Two in the Granny, one in the panty"
    Sweet innocent mercer, what happened to you?

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr 5 років тому +135

      Who’s mercer? I only see 5 raccoons on there racing for dear life.

    • @BluethunderNo1
      @BluethunderNo1 5 років тому +64

      I thought it was 2 in the granny one in the fanny? :D

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 4 роки тому +12

      @@BluethunderNo1 That's even worse xD

    • @manaphy0993
      @manaphy0993 4 роки тому +42

      Well it is probably liam forcing Matt to write smut for him

    • @matthewthomson6466
      @matthewthomson6466 4 роки тому +8

      *we* did

  • @Shu-sama
    @Shu-sama 5 років тому +597

    This was the best disney movie i ever saw.

    • @tylerdmcgilvery
      @tylerdmcgilvery 5 років тому +4

      Oh shit..... that would be epic.....

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver 5 років тому +22

      I'd pay good money to watch a movie of the pixar team animating a 2 hour voice acting improv by critical role

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs 5 років тому

      Its because its Pixar's

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 років тому +5

      This... actually would be a good one. Over the Hedge crossed with Fast & Furious

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 років тому

      @@tomaszskowronski1406 actually the summary of this game

  • @wasitum
    @wasitum 4 роки тому +93

    I think we all need to send good thoughts (and money) to Grant Howitt, because thanks to his one page games, we got this magnificent moment of mayhem (and also the 3 Honey Heist one-shots)

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 4 роки тому +31

    "And our last racer...this guy on a motorcycle!!" Why is that so funny to me????

  • @Accolonian
    @Accolonian 5 років тому +257

    "It's 2018, there is a lot of inter species relationships. You should.." [Travis laughs and drowns out Marisha]
    "I'm not saying that trash can't be hammered, i'm saying you can't make cubs that way".
    How does he just come up with that!?

    • @Altom85
      @Altom85 5 років тому +50

      Marisha said "you should get woke"

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 5 років тому +5

      Because....he is Travis Willingham.

  • @ZachTangen
    @ZachTangen 5 років тому +362

    Welcome to Sam Riege's Crash Pandas where the everything's made up and the points don't matter. ;)
    These one-shots are so much fun. This one had me laughing so hard. Thanks for putting this together Sam!

    • @photogirl894
      @photogirl894 5 років тому +1

      Best. Comment. EVER!!

    • @RoyalT400
      @RoyalT400 4 роки тому +2

      The points don't matter. The points don't matter. The points don't matter.

  • @slate.and.camera04
    @slate.and.camera04 5 років тому +54

    Now we need Crash Pandas: Refueled.

  • @ramudon2428
    @ramudon2428 Рік тому +11

    This is my favourite Marisha yet. Amazing clever uses, the smear campaign idea was hilarious.

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 5 років тому +220

    Sam: Any questions before we start guys?
    Laura: Where do babies come from?

    • @ellerealyay1293
      @ellerealyay1293 5 років тому +10

      Blair Bird says the woman has had a kid

    • @blairbird8022
      @blairbird8022 5 років тому +11

      @@ellerealyay1293 Pretty sure that was the joke.

  • @BentonJZWilliams
    @BentonJZWilliams 5 років тому +157

    I continue to believe that Sam needs to GM a game of Paranoia.

  • @williamdavis7906
    @williamdavis7906 5 років тому +32

    This would make an amazing disney-esc. animated movie. It's got sweet, relatable characters, who just so happen to be talking animals, clenching plot twists, is full of sam's child like fun, and crescendos beautifully into a gripping climax and a satisfying ending.

    • @thgiEytnewT
      @thgiEytnewT Рік тому +1

      You'd need to keep at least some of the violence and language, though, so I'm thinking ... B-side to LoVM.

  • @GamingSinz
    @GamingSinz 4 роки тому +115

    “LOOK DOE THE RED BUTTON!!!!”
    “RACCOONS ARE COLOR BLIND!!!!!”
    I can’t lmao.

  • @ussyv3578
    @ussyv3578 5 років тому +428

    I love how Sam being a GM it's like playing Make Belief when you were 9.
    Well, I guess that's tabletop RPGs, right?

    • @Laekri
      @Laekri 5 років тому +10

      UssyV except tabletop RPGs have rules. When your friend pretend shoots you, you cant say "nuh uh! I blocked it with my invincible armor!"

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 5 років тому +6

      @@Laekri Make Belief with rules then

    • @dahobdahob
      @dahobdahob 5 років тому +3

      When it's done right, yeah :)

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr 5 років тому +17

      I'm pretty sure that blowing the truck over the finish line was not part of the plan. You can see Sam facepalming when he realized exactly what his off-the-cuff weird thought produced... and it was epic!

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 роки тому

      Yes!! All the car movements and random obstacles and stuff were SO much like little kids playing cars. Made me so happy