Tommy, Techno & Ranboo LOSE IT on Dream SMP
Вставка
- Опубліковано 29 бер 2021
- Tommy, Techno & Ranboo LOSE IT on Dream SMP
Streamed live over on / tommyinnit
Amazing thumbnail by Jelly - / jelly_tango
Follow more of my stuff:
Twitter - / tommyinnit
Discord - / discord
Instagram - / tommyinnitt
Channel managed by Rudy, big thanks to him - @Rudylmao - Ігри
Reply with your own timestamps!
- Rudylmao (Guys im the VODS manager)
Can i get 10k before before 2022?
july 7th 2023
My video will never get 69k views
Lol
Okay! Timestamps soon! :D
0:00 Intro
0:20 Stream Starts
0:41 Tommy notices the remains of one of his statues
1:04 “TommyInnit founder of joy not pis”
1:57 Tommy talks about getting more food
2:55 Tommy wonders why Americans pronounce z as “zee”
3:18 Tommy disses capitalism
4:05 Tommy asks Foolish if he’s rich
4:49 Tommy asks Foolish for netherite
5:10 Tommy talks about why people actually go to universities and how he lost some connections when he died
6:15 A donator tells Tommy that Minecraft sucks
6:31 Technoblade joins
7:07 Tommy shares his questionable thoughts on how pigs smell good
7:15 Tommy talks about how pigs could just set themselves on fire to smell the scent of bacon
7:35 Tommy doesn’t understand why some people could think pigs setting themselves on fire could be weird
7:53 Tommy tells everyone how he has never shoved his hand down a toilet
8:21 Tommy says that he, Phil, and Wilbur talk about poo all the time
8:52 Tommy asks Ranboo to join the server
9:20 Tommy asks Techno to come to him
9:44 Tommy talks about how he puts Technoblade in his titles
10:57 Techno comes over
11:35 Tommy heroically saves Techno from a zombie
11:59 Techno joins the call
12:30 Tommy makes fun of how Techno drinks water
13:19 Ranboo joins the game
13:43 Ranboo joins the call
13:52 Techno says poo jokes are the lowest form of comedy and Ranboo agrees
14:24 Tubbo joins the call
15:18 Techno talks about he was never invited to the Minecraft mod videos (and Tubbo joins the game)
16:40 Tommy talks about the tiers of poo
17:26 Techno hates taxes
18:24 A Y O Y
18:59 TommyInnit donation chest
19:40 Tommy asks for some netherite
19:56 TOMMY IS CANONICALLY AN ORPHAN CONFIRMED TECHNO ARE YOU HEARING THIS???
20:03 Techno brings out the orphan obliterator o_o
it’s very late rn so imma retire my position of timestamper, hope you guys enjoyed the timestamps for the first 20 minutes of the stream, I put a lot of work into them :] anyway gotta go sleep byeeee
"I'm just a poor boy with a- actually no family canonically" - Tommy
"So you're an orphan?" - Techno
Timestamp?
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear izzy
@@janwillemdewaard9032 19:55
@@AxxLAfriku they probably are
Tommy made a big mistake say he is an orphan infront of techno
Tommy: “I was born in a lab, they tried to construct the best person ever and they ended up with me”
Techno: “What a failure”
Time stamp?
LOL
@@magnoliahina8928 20:14
@@memelyshorts643 I’m an egg and even I won’t do it self promoter
Didn't have enough funding
Techno eating into the mic is the most Jschlatt thing he’s ever done
True! He reminded me so much of someone, but I couldn't remember who. Now I do!
Idk much about Jschlatt...
BAZINGA
Rip techno
RIP TECHNOBLADE
Tommy: has eight hunger. "I'm starving to death!"
Same as
Dream: has half health. "I'm on half a heart!
Tommy: “I’m probably the richest on this server”
Technoblade: are you challenging me?
Foolish and Ranboo watching from the corner
Ran boo have stacks of diamond blocks I think
@Jakub Pirhala 2 no I didn't mean Ranboo is richer than Techno, I mean like, Techno Ranboo and Foolish are the richest people of the SMP so when Tommy says a thing like this, Foolish Techno and Ranboo would stare weirdly. Thats actually what I meant to say you really didn't have to do calculations:))
@Jakub Pirhala 2 idk whats going on nor do i intend to join in but i just gotta say dang i respect the amount of time you just used to do this. i hope you feel acomplished
@Jakub Pirhala 2 its alright mate, just a misunderstanding:))
"Imagine being pregnant for nine months and then you give birth and it turns into a Minecraft youtuber. That's such an L." -Technoblade
Time stamp
@@Josh-rt3hw 47:44
I would probably say that if I were a Minecraft UA-camr not going to lie-
Yechno minecrafter tho lmao
bazinga
Hearing Alex's(Technoblade) voice again is comforting especially when he is having fun. Technoblade never dies.
Ya, this is the first time I have been able to watch a video with techno in it.
7:54
"I've never stuck my hand in a toilet to unclog it, that's too grim for me"
Well that didn't age well
😂😊😅😮😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉😢😢😮😮😅😅😂🎉😮😢😅😮😊
This is literally the stages of streamers on this server. Ranboo who streams almost every day, Techno who almost never streams, and Tommy whos somewhere in the middle
Yes!
Imagine Getting Famous through this Comment, and Becoming a Famous UA-camr & living life the Fullest🤡🤡🤡
@@ryannetic yeah but that will not happen to you my Dear friend
@@ryannetic how does writing 16 words make you famous and happy
@@ryannetic also, stop
"I'm just a poor boy with a- actually no family canonically" - Tommy
Techno: I'm coming for you....
I KILLED THAT ORPHAN IN SELF DEFENCE.
@@ppockyy8060 can't be an orphan if you were grown in a lab.
Nobody:
Tommy: *I have no family* :(
Philza: *...*
Also Philza: *BISH WHAT AM I? A ROACH?*
@@patricianordstrom1393 Philza is not canonically Tommy's father. Wilbur is his only biological canon son.
I made a TikTok of that
“This is so beautiful”
_he says as he holds flint and steel_
I wanna like this comment but it has 123 likes-
@@michaelagottschalk7708 ok u can like it now
11:03 the way techno looked all around for Tommy is hilarious
Tommy just begging them for items because his excuse is he's poor while thanking people for the gifted subs killed me-
in-game..
The irony 🤣🤣🤣
@@killherqueen bruh. That's the point.
@@killherqueen whaaaaaaaaaat??????? never would've known!!!
@itz_milky boba
he must be behind the McDonald’s because the took his land thus making him poor so he now has to hide behind the only thing in miles
I died laughing when Technoblade suggested Michael having a play-date with Jonathan.
I was literally looking for someone else who understand that top
@@1800-luminol ^ Same
YAY!! I have been scouring the comment section for a techno fan who got that joke!!
When?
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current Subs 4110
11:35
Tommy be pulling his own "PHILZA LOOK OUT"
To be fair, a zombie attack while he was AFK was the only thing that ever killed techno on that server soooooo
Tommy: I SAVED YOUR LIFE
Techno: *EATING NOISES INTENSIFIES*
Imagine beingTommy’s Parents just watching TV and then suddenly hearing music blasting from upstairs
*Lowkey vibe intensifies*
At this point, he could just sound proof his room
Red terracotta
He plays it into the stream and headphones
*TOMMY. ! UA-cam, GARBAGE! MY QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER.*
Damn techno would be a terrific parent. “HoW MAny PRimEs Is liTtlE JHonnY WoRTh?” Pro dad right there my dudes.
truee
nah he would make them orphans 😂
@Potato Tornado damn...
He could teach em young in the ways of violence
Best dad of ive ever seen one
“Imagine being pregnant for nine months and then you give birth and it turns into a Minecraft UA-camr. That’s such an L” -Technoblade, a Minecraft youtuber
I don’t know if this is copied or not but I legit saw the same exact comment right below you 😂
30:57 Tommy caught himself so fast and I had to stop myself from awwing at how much he is trying to make sure everyone feels safe and welcomed
“If you put 2 5 hour energies in a glass do you get a 10 hour energy?”
No tubbo, you get heart palpitations
timestamp?
And if you consume 5 a day every week, you'll become immortal!
I'm dying-
@@nesuv just drink some 5 hour energy you'll be fine
@@eeee7349 HAHA-
Tommy: "i just saved your life"
Techno: " *MUNCHING NOISES* "
I ruined your 69 likes
@@rupabaniya3622 monster
@@rupabaniya3622 i put it back
It’s permanently broken...
timestamp?
39:45
tommy: just tell me how many netherite ingots you have
foolish: i dont know if i want to
tommy: you have to
foolish: no i dont
foolish was lowkey savage here
1:39 observe how he talks normally and then when he says "techoblade actually" there's a mix of satisfaction, surprise and pride in his voice
I love how Ranboo comes in at like the weirdest time ever-
He just said
"I hate this stream already-"
BRoOO-
Isn't that every stream? 😂
@@BluetheBird lmao
Wait can I get a time stamp?
@@sittingtreeva927 13:35
"I'm just a poor boy with a poor-- no family actually canonically."
*Techno draws netherite sword*
(19:56)
Yeah, they're pretty cool.
Timestamp?
@@childe2950 r u blind? LOl
@@areserosplays they edited the comment responding to it smh
Gacha watchers these days
Tommy: We’re literally STARVING to death!
Also Tommy: HOLDING BREAD
First half: everyone bullying Tommy
Second half: everyone ignoring Technoblade
1:15:05
Ranboo: "Someone said your content was cringe and bad, I gotta stop"
Tommy with calm music in the background: "Let's talk about mental health"
Why would Tommy wanna talk about mental stability when canonically he has barely any
@@random_mooshroomi ooo roasted
kudos to you for putting the timestamp
"It's important"
“Ranboo, you know I love you like a brother, but-“
_jesus christ how desperate is he for siblings??_
timestamp?
Extremely
1:16:10
@@argentcapta thank youuu!
very. trust me i know- im an only child too
Techno: "oh so you're an orphan..?"
*Pulls out sword*
Tommy: it must be American thing you won’t talk shit with me
Me an American: it must be a British thing that you will talk shit with each other
FACTS
Tommy : talking bad about Americans
also Tommy : hanging out with two Americans all stream
Why did i forget tubbos British
I’m sure you know this but it IS just a joke when he says that
@@kwingle their comment was a joke too
@@Leila-dr2dh ohh ok
I hate romanians and i am one of them.
“What’s with Americans not wanting to talk shit?”
-Tommyinit
2021
I died
Me ready to argue about period shit as the worst shit
Come🕺on💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺any💃longer🕺💃🕺💃🕺
@@s4sk1n i try to do that with my besties. let me tell you, they smacked the shit out of me.
@@b.o.0.m lol-
tommy: saying he will never stick his hand in a toilet
tommy: months later
HHAHAHA THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
i’ve seen this joke a lot and i think i’m a little out of the loop 😭 i’m very confused lmao
i’ve seen this joke a lot and i think i’m a little out of the loop 😭 i’m very confused lmao
1:26:38 - Early signs of Techno's future carrot addiction
(If you try hard enough, everything can be connected- everything can be a pattern, even just neat coincidences)
I love Niki just watching Tommy steal and not even telling him to stop. Like, just letting him take her things. Niki is too kind and wholesome for the server.
:<
She is...
She is a kind person in a politically corrupt server
i mean irl niki is really nice but character niki kinda wants to kill a child
@@MrcreeperDXD777 HAHAH YEah
Except when she tried to murder him
"If your a pig you can just set you're on fire"- TommyInnit 7:12
Those are gonna be his last words
@Goggles say it
@Goggles say it
Honestly after Techno died a year ago, I stopped watching everyone from the DreamSMP but it was nice to watch one of the old videos with Techno and Tommy
Tommy talking about dream: “there was a crazy green man”
Tommy: No family canonically actually
Techno: *Pulls out sword* Wait are you an orphan?
I'M DEAD-
Like those orphans parents?
@@thedodorex7612 YOU DIDNT-
@@thedodorex7612 0-O
And Tommy could’ve been too if he hadn’t denied XD
Edit: frick this joke was already taken
Same
“You could make a religion out of this”
**bill wurtz intensifies**
history of the entire world, I guess
no don't
LMAO i though of the same thing
Time stamp?
@@Mastersharkmapping uhhh something like 25:33 techno says it
I’m back… rewatching for the memories
Techno: he hasn't uploaded in a month- *proceeds to hyperventilate trying to wheeze*
“What’s the point in living when the queen is racist”
-Tommy innit 2021 10:43
LOL
hahaha
BAZINGA
😂
BAHAHAHA LMFAO😭
writing "Ranboo, let's go in another vc and talk about butterflies and other fun things" down on my list of times Tommy's mind instantly jumped to bugs when no other topics were available, right next to 'moth named clementine' and 'you've never seen a slug with bad morals'
wHERES THAT SECOND QUOTE FROM IM- FHDHDFJ
XD
@@axelf9947 i dont know the exact vod, but it was in the post-exile days, and it was maybe a couple streams after the clementine stream. he was running throough the nether at the time and saying something about how either butterflies or snails or ants, i forget, are rude.
“I want a pet moth and I want to name it 🥰💫✨clementine✨💫🥰”
“I have never stuck my hand down the toilet if i blocked it” not anymore lol
“What does that look like?”
Tommy, that was your arm
Tommy in exile: I ain’t taking yo pity shit
Tommy now: PLEASE IM A POOR BOY WITH A POOR FACE
Dying and being brought back is one hell of a drug
@@pokeblue596 yes
@@pokeblue596 so are the shrooms he took
WITH NO CANONNICAL PARENTS
@@angelicdream708 wait... he’s an orphan...?
Best techno quote of the video: “because water is a liquid”
Techno: *Demonic pig noise*
Also Techno: It's just water-
12:38
Yes
Best tommy quote of the video: “just took a shit good lad
You don’t get it until you watch it
“I’m poor”
*opens chest with enchanted netherite pickaxe*
watching this back makes me cry ;(
The “Oh No” as soon as Phil joined just felt like one of those moments when (As a kid) you KNOW you did something bad and then your parent shows up 😂
What’s the time stamp?
@@thecutesylveon0292 Like 1:35:45
@@aster_asteroids cool
Motherinnit: * minding her own business *
Tommys speakers: *"BAZINGA"*
when 😩
BAZINGA
BAZinGA
@itz_milky boba how do you do italic?
@@spiffwick6717 starts at 37:50
(Watch for a few minutes)
tommy talking about how he would never stick his hand down a toilet if he had blocked it fast forward to i little while back when he was at tubbo's house in a minecraft costume elbow deep in a toilet
LMAO
honestly this was probably one of my favorite streams ever, it was super fun and i had lots of laughs
Technoblade: “so you’re an orphan?”
Tubbo and Ranboo: *why do I hear Dream speedrun music playing?*
dudududu
dududududududududududududududududududududududududududududu
dudududu
Dudududu
*dudududududududdudududududududududududududududududuudududududududududududududududududududududududuudududududududududuudududududududuudduududududuudududuudududududududududududuududududududuudududduududududududududuudududusussybakaddududududududududududududududuudududududududududududuudududududududuududududududududududuudududududududuududuudududduududududududuudududududududududududududuududduudududuududduud.
“What’s the point in living if the Queen’s racist?”
What?
There's no point.
@@marutinbo It's a TommyInnit quote from this stream.
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 it is 10:43
She is thought
‘ ‘because water is a liquid’ ‘
My fav line ever
I miss Techno and the Dream SMP so much :c
1:14:49, techno said “he hasn’t lost this much money since his divorce.” i can’t breathe
Hjbg
Pog
Tommy: I'm just a poor boy with a poor fami-
Tommy: oh wait, no family actually, canonically
Ranboo: oh wow!
Techno: ARE YOU ARE ORPHAN?
*Holds ophan obliterator*
Tommy: no no no no! I HAVE A POOR FAMILY SOO POOR SOO POOR
(19:56) in case anyone was wondering
@@aperson8501 thank you for you service
@@pineapplefire8785 i think its Orphan Obliterator bud
“PHILZA MINECRAFT-“
@@katzo916 is so brave
I literally found this video and i cried because this literally wakes good times
R.I.P technoblade.. :((
I used to watch him, im not presently a fan but I am so sorry for his death…
Tommy: **starts talking about sh*t**
Ranboo: **joins call** I hate this stream already 😀
tommy’s train of thought has no tracks
No its a hyper loop not a train
BAZINGA!
Same here
Btw I have ADHD so that explains why
@@sophiafosdick4511 how in hell do I get help with getting diagnosed? Like I am 99% sure I have it because my mom and dad did I share multiple trates and have researched but I don't wanna be a prick and go "Bal bla bla ol' me has ADHD" without fully knowing jxkcdjjdndjdkfkfkfkjckdjx my mom won't help ethir because she is just so mean sometimes and there's never a good time to ask her "heya mum I think I have ADHD I'm not sure but I'd love to check it out to see if there is something that can help" or something then she would say like "your making up stuff go to sleep" DJJDJD hellp
@@scoobybag1072 does she have adhd?
*Zombie approaching Techno*
Tommy: *Starts screaming like Techno when a baby zombie is near Phil*
runs in the family
@@emiyuu5112 The Sleepybois inc :,D
I’m sorry but I see so many 2’s; 231 likes, 2 replies,22 likes and 2 likes
WAIT WHEN THE FRICK DID THIS GET 231 LIKES AND WHY- 😰
This comment has 690 likes I don’t want to break it
And now, techno's gone.... Looking back, it makes me cry...
Why dis been liked 9 times and highlighted. This worth more than my life-
I dont know why but every time Tommy needs to be secretive or down low he automatically thinks: *TOWER.*
tommy: canonically i dont have a family
techno: *IS YOU AN ORPHAN*
edit: how did this blow up o-o
edit 2: this was suppose to be a meme but this just turned into a war zone
The orphan obliterater in his hot bar my time to shine!
nice grammar!
NO TECHNO HE IS ORPHAN THERE NOT
@@sharkpuppet9322 karen
I still don’t know how Fundy is alive-
Tecno: I never get invited
Tommy:-invites him-
Tecno: wow I’m the last resort how dare you
I hate when people do this in real life though like _mmmmmmmm I’m trying to include you man, wh-what are you doing_ 😀
techno tsundere
"not that i wanted you to invite me or anything, idiot"
-Techno-chan
Techno is a tsundere
Tecno
Rip techno
o7
I never actually finished watching this vod..came back for memories ❤
My sister came into the room, looked at my phone and said: "Is that a man or a lesbian?"
Y'all when I tell you I was WHEEZING
both
He's both 😎
He likes women so yea
😂😂
@@cessposter no he would be straight
Tommy: I was born in a lab, they tried to construct the best person ever and they ended up with me
Techno: what a failure
💀 💀 💀
wait someone already posted this ;-; sorry
I remember this when teachnoblade was alive and happy I miss him rip blood god
Can we just appreciate that tommy finally builds something cool other than a stone tower
i mean it’s technically still a stone tower
@@TheTrueXaver lol yea i mewnt its not that typical cobblestone tower lol
Upgraded stone tower :))
Tower+
Yeah loll
“And it’s pissing it down”
I’m sorry I can’t 💀
Yes, everyone Ik the British say it, I’m British and I say it.
insanely unfunny and original garbage comment.
@trollzz wait-really? Like, it sounded weird, but kinda makes sense tho. I thought just Tommy says this. Man, he is a literal Britisher xd
it really is tho
You Americans sure are interesting creatures
Tommy: well I have no family cononicly
Tecnoblade: are u an orphan "switches to orphan obliterrater''
Missing this era
“No family actually”
*Zooms in on techno*
He knows exactly what he’s doing smh
When did he say this
@@pixelatedaimer 19:56 i think :)
@@xx_ashley_xx2677 what
@@pixelatedaimer it's on the vid that ur on rn
Smh my head
techno : "imma human GPS !!"
also techno: "guys I'm lost"
True
His battery died
He edits it in
Man I miss him
i miss you techno.
Nobody:
Tommy:
Burns random people's stuff in chests for no reason
At least take them
@@jayce-__-_-_- well to be fair those items were useless
@@idkmypurposeman.3606 but there was lapis... Which could have been useful. Just sayin
He does it so nonchalantly to
@@Frog_2000 Yeah but when everyone has a Fortune 3 Pickaxe and are already fully enchanted anyways lapis is either just useless or extremely easy to get
nihachu is actually just so wholesome and nice, nobody gives her the appreciation she deserves
Yeah... until she gets tired and goes "IMMA KILL THE SHIT OUTTA THIS ORPHAN" ... but i guess she is cool again?
cause she's a blank slate and not really entertaining
@@kas8ia nah bruh u just have different tastes
@@kas8ia not really but it’s your opinion!
And then you hear her yell for the first time, and you realize she can act really well, and you appreciate her more.
just me? okay... :
techno you great man!
am i the only ones sitting here so happy that techno is in this stream because i miss him and he only died 3 days ago i miss him so much🥲🥲
It ain’t only you especially this part
12:50
Tommy: I have no family canonically
Techno: *Whomst has summoned the almighty one*
WAIT BUT I THOUGHT TECHNI WASNT CANONICALLY RELATED TO TOMMY OR AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS
As far as I know canonically Techno is older bro 1 wlibur/ghostbur/insansebur is older bro 2
Tubbo is brother/best friend Fundy is nephew sally is missing sister in law micheal is nephew Ranboo is brother in law Phil is dad and mom is a fridge.
I could be erong cuz I havent really properly kept up with the DSMP but imma try too with the Origins smp-
Anyway I hope this helped-!
*wrong
“what does that look like-?”
i was literally taking a sip of water and i lost it
This whole video is just tommy begging for netherite
"oh i had my mic off."
continues eating breakfast like a fucking god*
Shampoo
@@basic-os yes
@@basic-os agreed
Hes eating orphans
Ranboo: doesnt have a family
Techno: ur a main character
Tommy: doesnt have a family
Techno: so you're an orphan
The main character is always an orphan
Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Harry Potter, Cinderella, Bambi, Thanos, Thor, Loki, Scarlett Witch, Starlord, Black Widow, Captain America, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Aniken Skywalker, John Wick and probably more that I can't think of
favoritism at it's finest
So theyre both main characters ay?
@@hyprspd I'm pretty sure Bambi has a dad though🤔
@@JustAnotherLittleHuman Haven't seen it
rest in peace technoblade
1:38:00 I needed to watch this moment after having a really rough time for 4 days.
Tommy and Tubbo being British and Technoblade and Ranboo being American. Comedy. 👏
Heck yeah.
The Dream SMP is basically British against American
@@gaildouglas142 Fair enough.
Lol
Tomathy toby
Mark Dave
Lol
@@miaaaaa3470 Pretty much. Thomas = Tomathy.
"The rich get richer"
-One of the biggest twitch streamers
Basically capitalism
I don’t like that
One of the richest 16 y old
Yeah, Tommy’s a millionaire.
don’t mind me ..just saving my favorite time stamps for later :)
12:34
14:23
16:00 (the face he made💀)
16:38 (poo categories🥶)
19:55 (Tommy’s life flashing before his eyes)
29:51 (quirky technoblade)
30:30 (🤪)
1:02:32
Rip techno..
“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!” not in our hearts he will.
*slowly realizing his family cant hear techno ranboo etc. so its just tommy yelling by himself to them*
Tubbo is the etc
Ur right.....