The spiked Flail

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    Everyone who read this have to know, that the chain and bludgeon of that flail is made of steel and is a leathal weapon, that can kill without armor, but the spikes we used are made from hard rubber. Yes we do crazy stuff, but we don't wanna kill each other. At the end of the day, we are friends. We are living for martial arts, but we don't wanna die for it.
    Greetings
    Dequitem
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  • @bat7214
    @bat7214 4 місяці тому +20944

    "Sir this is a reenactment"

    • @FakeJake
      @FakeJake 4 місяці тому +485

      Why did I read this with Indian accent?

    • @MrPerson052
      @MrPerson052 4 місяці тому +269

      Sir this is a murder

    • @technophant
      @technophant 4 місяці тому +199

      Did I just witness a murder?

    • @rustyshackleford83
      @rustyshackleford83 4 місяці тому +234

      These guys take historical accuracy seriously 😳

    • @Skibidytoilotmouth
      @Skibidytoilotmouth 4 місяці тому +122

      Last part looked real to me 😅

  • @Drew_2152
    @Drew_2152 4 місяці тому +14373

    The ending is that one moment where the DS boss keeps hitting you as the death screen fades

    • @user-df8ji4sj8s
      @user-df8ji4sj8s 4 місяці тому +97

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Dude for real lol

    • @jackremming2653
      @jackremming2653 4 місяці тому +189

      Please tell me you noticed the DS roll too!

    • @Drew_2152
      @Drew_2152 4 місяці тому +82

      @@jackremming2653 I did that was a one for one fat roll

    • @randomhero2480
      @randomhero2480 4 місяці тому +32

      When you realize no fighter has ever appeared twice 😳

    • @tyrant2152
      @tyrant2152 4 місяці тому

      The little fat roll too oh shit

  • @darwinmk2616
    @darwinmk2616 3 місяці тому +2134

    -The kids are fighting, shouldn’t we split them up?
    -Nah they’re just playing
    The kids:

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  3 місяці тому +69

      😂

    • @Zlee533
      @Zlee533 2 місяці тому +9

      And then there's the dynamic between an older and younger brother fighting, which plays out like that clip of the kid preparing to face a chess grand master with the dark souls music playing lol

    • @twixmaestr7605
      @twixmaestr7605 2 місяці тому +3

      Ironically, at private school we literally can’t even touch each other

    • @venrahtryne5253
      @venrahtryne5253 2 місяці тому +5

      And we were doing this shit without armor

    • @ChrisWolf75
      @ChrisWolf75 3 дні тому +1

      My kids. They're like Wednesday and Pugsley Adam's.

  • @gorjindo
    @gorjindo Місяць тому +475

    Those hits to his unarmored arm looked brutal

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  Місяць тому +125

      I felt them that way!

    • @JuanSchwartz
      @JuanSchwartz 17 днів тому +39

      ​@@dequitemJesus dude. You told me those were blunted.😂 That flail is definitely NOT regulation.

    • @IwonyoulostLOL
      @IwonyoulostLOL 6 годин тому +1

      @@dequitemhow is the halberd safe? The spike can’t go inbetween the helmet and chest piece?

  • @pedrodelgado296
    @pedrodelgado296 5 місяців тому +11147

    Feels like we just witnessed a murder.

    • @SaxonBlade
      @SaxonBlade 5 місяців тому +202

      Duel*

    • @danmystro
      @danmystro 5 місяців тому +54

      @@SaxonBlade 🤓

    • @granola661
      @granola661 5 місяців тому +28

      Larp*

    • @josh22920killer
      @josh22920killer 5 місяців тому +179

      Have you noticed this is one of the only comments he hasn't responded to?

    • @pedrodelgado296
      @pedrodelgado296 5 місяців тому

      @@josh22920killerhe’s pleading the 5th

  • @Warhammer_lover
    @Warhammer_lover 5 місяців тому +8291

    That dark souls roll at the end didn't help 😅

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  5 місяців тому +1169

      It was only to prevent me from getting hit a second time to my head. I had a headache for the rest of the day!

    • @Diver381
      @Diver381 5 місяців тому +463

      Shit man he really tried to kill you😂​@@dequitem

    • @dr.saltypickle3643
      @dr.saltypickle3643 5 місяців тому +113

      @@Diver381Gott make it look real 😂😂😂

    • @dininelbourne
      @dininelbourne 5 місяців тому +221

      Heavy roll too. Clearly an amateur.

    • @Blyegh
      @Blyegh 5 місяців тому +15

      It does when you’re naked in battle

  • @captainjackknife5817
    @captainjackknife5817 3 місяці тому +394

    As a man who knows nothing of medieval combat, this is probably 100% accurate

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  3 місяці тому +114

      Even for a man who know much about it it's nearly 100 % accurate.

    • @user-yw9kh3xj5j
      @user-yw9kh3xj5j 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@dequitemyes 30% 😂😂 jk i wouldnt know.

    • @deday89
      @deday89 2 дні тому

      @@dequitem medieval huh!? those armors are which year? you rly think a KNIGHT used a flail?

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  2 дні тому +5

      @@deday89 they did. I have a full video with historical sources about it.

    • @alpharius1497
      @alpharius1497 2 дні тому +3

      @@deday89 praying that this is bait

  • @Jottagelado
    @Jottagelado 3 місяці тому +80

    I have a feeling this is an actual murder disguised as reenactment.

  • @applejack2977
    @applejack2977 4 місяці тому +2542

    Just remember there are two dudes somewhere fighting each other in medieval armor

    • @predestined97
      @predestined97 4 місяці тому +35

      Perspective.

    • @Dan-Ky-Kang
      @Dan-Ky-Kang 4 місяці тому +23

      Wait until you see what type of warfare China and India are doing against each other

    • @sethm7209
      @sethm7209 4 місяці тому +6

      Not anymore by the looks of it

    • @joshusama
      @joshusama 4 місяці тому

      True. I just did medieval combat 11-4:30~ today. Been decompressing in the bath for like two hours

    • @nosleepjones4551
      @nosleepjones4551 4 місяці тому +1

      Ye it's actually more common then you'd think I'm not the type to fully armor up and shit in fact me and my friends started our journeys with literal sticks but its really fun and great cardio and so long as you wear protection it's not any more dangerous then everything else we do in life really (I should note these weapons are blunt and I'm not sure but I imagine the flail has been made in a way where it can't actually kill anyone

  • @matthewdaniel6158
    @matthewdaniel6158 4 місяці тому +2444

    He pulled a dagger and homie beat him like a child for it.

    • @BryceJenningsPod
      @BryceJenningsPod 4 місяці тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @exoduslnx
      @exoduslnx 4 місяці тому

      I *whack* Said *whack whack* No fucking daggers Gary... ... *Whack*

    • @SaadIrfan-kq8vw
      @SaadIrfan-kq8vw 4 місяці тому +26

      everything is fun until one of the boys gets serious

    • @Redditor6079
      @Redditor6079 4 місяці тому +10

      This is back in the good old days when we used to solve arguments as men.

    • @colinmacmaster5233
      @colinmacmaster5233 4 місяці тому +22

      Continuing to fire your primary weapon is always faster than switching to your sidearm.

  • @BattlefrontZero
    @BattlefrontZero 3 місяці тому +444

    If this is how armor actually sounded like back then, imagine all the awesome medieval movies with their battle scenes and it's just this noise everywhere lol.

    • @Steamnaah
      @Steamnaah 3 місяці тому +32

      Lmao, reality is often disappointing

    • @slothguy5946
      @slothguy5946 3 місяці тому +52

      It actually makes it more epic honestly

    • @Steamnaah
      @Steamnaah 3 місяці тому +54

      Yeah nothing like the sound of a big pile of empty tuna cans being tossed around

    • @slothguy5946
      @slothguy5946 3 місяці тому +61

      ​@@Steamnaahyes, add some screams of anger and pain, blunt weapons hitting armor and that will be pretty epic

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 3 місяці тому +7

      A lot..more screaming.

  • @ToasterBath
    @ToasterBath 4 місяці тому +60

    My loyalty to the flail is proven right once more!

  • @SWIM44
    @SWIM44 4 місяці тому +6183

    Why do I feel like I need confirmation that the other guy is still breathing

    • @noahpollard9713
      @noahpollard9713 4 місяці тому +391

      Bro fr those spikes look sharp af

    • @The_hidden-Life
      @The_hidden-Life 4 місяці тому +74

      ​@@noahpollard9713im sure its probably plastic

    • @thehobo00
      @thehobo00 4 місяці тому +449

      ​@@The_hidden-LifeI personally doubt it's anything but metal. You'd be surprised how much punishment someone can shrug off when wearing full plate like this

    • @Primalintent
      @Primalintent 4 місяці тому +671

      The guy who lost is the one that runs the channel, so unless the winner inherited it he was at least fine enough to upload

    • @kingtrafficconelordofpylons
      @kingtrafficconelordofpylons 4 місяці тому +160

      Full plate armor that’s forged and donned properly is very effective protection from most all melee attacks unless they hit through the cracks or has tremendous force behind it this is precisely why medieval knights used to participate in tournaments during peace time and weren’t dying everytime the lost

  • @OnlyRomanceKat
    @OnlyRomanceKat 4 місяці тому +2342

    Never seen somebody panic role like in Darksouls in real life before. Sweet.

    • @mcclanton78
      @mcclanton78 4 місяці тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emanuel81111
      @emanuel81111 4 місяці тому +66

      little did he knew... there was no in real life

    • @goodkrypollo1706
      @goodkrypollo1706 4 місяці тому +4

      It happens all the time in combat sports

    • @Skrambo92
      @Skrambo92 4 місяці тому +5

      It worked just like dark souls too lmao

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown 4 місяці тому +2

      Tony Ferguson did a pretty sweet one in a UFC fight

  • @draytonwright6345
    @draytonwright6345 4 місяці тому +24

    The most realistic Knight fight I have ever witnessed 😅. You can even hear him grunting after those blows 😮 Pretty sweet.

  • @TheKrazyTim
    @TheKrazyTim 3 місяці тому +23

    This looks like it started with a. "Oh yeah, lets do it for real then".

  • @TheMarpat
    @TheMarpat 4 місяці тому +3432

    I love the fact that the halberd guy pulls out his dagger when he can't use his main weapon

    • @peterszarvas94
      @peterszarvas94 4 місяці тому +369

      its faster than reloading

    • @flyingvct7214
      @flyingvct7214 4 місяці тому +105

      Most of these fites end with these two on the ground trying to stab thru the weakness In The armor with daggers

    • @forrestunderwood3174
      @forrestunderwood3174 4 місяці тому +14

      Actually, in the beginning he had that thing behind the flail guy's neck, and could have just pulled it home hard, but he didn't. Plus, so much holding it high above his head with both hands. The whole fight seems choreographed.

    • @Skylingale
      @Skylingale 4 місяці тому +103

      @@forrestunderwood3174 I wonder why he didn't do that. It's almost like... they're not actually trying to kill each other..?
      Nah that can't be it.

    • @benkayvfalsifier3817
      @benkayvfalsifier3817 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@SkylingaleObviously not the reason. I mean, we did see Flail Guy finish him off. 😅

  • @Mik-kv8xx
    @Mik-kv8xx 5 місяців тому +4588

    That "Ow!" really sold the power of this weapon

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  5 місяців тому +472

      I had a headache for the rest of the day!

    • @zhelmd
      @zhelmd 5 місяців тому +152

      @@dequitem hey isnt that dangerous, we dont want you to die, who will make more videos then?! 😯

    • @swiatlowiekuiste
      @swiatlowiekuiste 5 місяців тому +84

      ​@@zhelmd I really hope they have a safe word or something

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  5 місяців тому +309

      @@swiatlowiekuiste we have, it's "stop"

    • @chengkuoklee5734
      @chengkuoklee5734 5 місяців тому +50

      ​@@zhelmdThe helmet did a good job making sure he's not dead.

  • @brianrobinson8411
    @brianrobinson8411 3 місяці тому +12

    You could hear the pain of that chap every time he got hit by that flail my new weapon of choice in D&D😂

  • @Trashposterhere
    @Trashposterhere 3 місяці тому +13

    I like to imagine this is like how real knights fought and it was just
    *”Ah yes, let the showdown between 2 of the finest knights begin”*
    “Ow”
    “Ow”
    “Ow”
    “Ow”

  • @caraxes3862
    @caraxes3862 4 місяці тому +3493

    did i just witness a fight to the death between medieval cosplayers?

    • @wmg6505
      @wmg6505 4 місяці тому +79

      He didn't call his shots

    • @atheonbanan1518
      @atheonbanan1518 4 місяці тому +93

      No, its called HEMA its a sport. and as far as HEMA goes most injuries happen out of armor, even then more injuries (and deaths) happen in football.

    • @q9260
      @q9260 4 місяці тому +182

      @@atheonbanan1518
      Probably because more people play football than HEMA.

    • @bytheburnside7539
      @bytheburnside7539 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@q9260 doesnt change that a person who plays football is more likely to have faced serious injuries than a person who practices hema

    • @grantking4032
      @grantking4032 4 місяці тому +32

      ​@bytheburnside7539 i... I think we would need more stats to actually state that as fact. Unless of course you have those stats in front of you. Stating more people sustain major injuries in a very popular sport over a niche one is NOT the same as saying you have a higher chance of injury in the popular sport than the niche one. We would need total major injuries vs number of players

  • @birdprofilepicture3809
    @birdprofilepicture3809 4 місяці тому +669

    i don't feel like this is a reenactment, it feels like these guys are just trying to kill each other and both had armor on the side for this day

    • @HopeisAnger
      @HopeisAnger 4 місяці тому +23

      Now, imagine what it looks like when they mean it.

    • @bound6172
      @bound6172 4 місяці тому +9

      Yeah wtf these are just real weapons

    • @lonknight3197
      @lonknight3197 4 місяці тому

      Not sure but i think the smaller/ loser is a girl the breastplate on the armor looks like boobs.

    • @marcuspacheco3815
      @marcuspacheco3815 4 місяці тому

      armor is awesome. Armor works. It's not like the movies@@bound6172

    • @quackerdoodle2274
      @quackerdoodle2274 4 місяці тому +1

      @@HopeisAngerif they would ever really mean it I don’t think they’d wear nearly as much armor lol

  • @sonatine3266
    @sonatine3266 4 місяці тому +6

    German Gothic armor + flail = awesome combo! :D

  • @Thimbmoh92018
    @Thimbmoh92018 3 місяці тому +5

    Director: Cut!!
    Knight: Cut him down

  • @user-xt9lj6ot5p
    @user-xt9lj6ot5p 5 місяців тому +984

    Not gonna lie. He seemed like he had some personal feelings towards you at the end with those last hits 😂😂

    • @greenleanbean4768
      @greenleanbean4768 4 місяці тому +12

      Decided Death.

    • @user-yc1xe1pd1f
      @user-yc1xe1pd1f 4 місяці тому +15

      Flail guy remembered he owes 50 bucks the other knight 😂

    • @burtan2000
      @burtan2000 4 місяці тому +3

      You mean bc he beat him to death? Yeah, i think so too.

  • @keiranflynn6293
    @keiranflynn6293 5 місяців тому +461

    These fights feel personal sometimes

    • @RobertoGonzalez-gm6iw
      @RobertoGonzalez-gm6iw 4 місяці тому +6

      Ur up next bud, hope you brought your gear😂

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar 4 місяці тому +11

      When your homie talks reckless about the size of your halberd you gotta suit up 😤 Gotta work things out with your boy

    • @tsgillespiejr
      @tsgillespiejr 4 місяці тому +4

      I mean... I would tend to take it personally if someone tried killing me 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @youtubecommentsectiondebates
    @youtubecommentsectiondebates Місяць тому +6

    He brought a flail to a knight fight

  • @badenialshreebley91
    @badenialshreebley91 3 місяці тому +4

    I always read about knights and medieval stuff when I was very young, to see it re-enacted like this is crazy. It’s so incredibly brutal.

  • @joewallace8543
    @joewallace8543 4 місяці тому +1339

    This needs to be the new UFC I freaking love this

    • @johncraven6671
      @johncraven6671 4 місяці тому

      ua-cam.com/video/xYxQR5haqTs/v-deo.html&ab_channel=BuhurtTech

    • @chayot4564
      @chayot4564 4 місяці тому +65

      Try IMCF on UA-cam.
      fights between men in full suits of armor, teams represented as nationalities. sometimes they do 100 vs 100. Other times, 5v5/16v16, etc.
      seeing their tactics and teamwork, panic, and triumphs-it’s very cool.
      Often they do body cam footage as well.

    • @scandinavian2538
      @scandinavian2538 4 місяці тому +19

      Check out 'buhurt' or 'battle of nations'...

    • @pedrojorge1633
      @pedrojorge1633 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@rmf9567 wtf???

    • @CasualEQuest
      @CasualEQuest 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rmf9567 lmao shut up. Us "snowflakes" on the left love this shit too. Yall aint claiming this just for yourselves
      Also lady knight fights are even more intense

  • @Arkstromater
    @Arkstromater 5 місяців тому +325

    I can't tell if I am more amazed by the whole suit of armor or the fact that they're actually fighting each other with these types of weapons

    • @dko-JackSkalington
      @dko-JackSkalington 4 місяці тому +25

      well the armor works really well XD. Full plate, chain adn than their cloth armor under that. Real world fights would have revolved into just tomfuckery on a battlefield.

    • @snikrepak
      @snikrepak 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@dko-JackSkalingtonI just imagine, while on a walk, coming across these two just going at it, and they look at me, and then continue fighting. Like, wtf 😂

    • @masonbeaumont8633
      @masonbeaumont8633 4 місяці тому +7

      @@snikrepakyou better hope they carry on fighting rather than agree to gang up and chase you down 😂

    • @adrieljaquez156
      @adrieljaquez156 4 місяці тому +2

      @@masonbeaumont8633would be a quick getaway with all that armor .

    • @christopherstiles8192
      @christopherstiles8192 4 місяці тому +1

      @@adrieljaquez156 so fun fact about that armor. it doesn't really slow you down, its not nearly as heavy as you would expect and the mobility in it is really good too considering how much protection it provides. chances are if they want to they will catch you.

  • @MadeByForce
    @MadeByForce 3 місяці тому +9

    That chain seems to allow even a blocked swing to wrap around and still hit the target. I never really considered that until I saw this.

    • @marc-andrerenaud1394
      @marc-andrerenaud1394 Місяць тому

      That chain willalso wrap around ankles, wrists, necks, swords. Fantastically brutal and effective weapons to turn your opponent into tripped up puree, despite their fancy combat rolls.

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 12 днів тому

      That's the main reason they were used

  • @Blitzen778
    @Blitzen778 13 днів тому +2

    autopsy report: it seems he was beaten by some sort of spiked cucumber sir....

  • @liamwright5021
    @liamwright5021 4 місяці тому +823

    "It's just for fun" The end....

  • @baddestmofoalive
    @baddestmofoalive 4 місяці тому +1495

    Her - “so you have any hobbies?”
    Him - 😅

    • @Gingnose
      @Gingnose 4 місяці тому +30

      Distinguished gentleman's hobby🗿

    • @user-he4zt5cs4x
      @user-he4zt5cs4x 3 місяці тому +1

      Колящие алебардой были бы быстрее и опаснее

    • @ColinMor-fj3qc
      @ColinMor-fj3qc 3 місяці тому +2

      Bold af as you to assume there's any sort of "her" involved with this

    • @kosc88
      @kosc88 3 місяці тому +2

      Him: "forgive me m'lady i do not associate with females."

  • @ClutchPwnageTv
    @ClutchPwnageTv 3 місяці тому +3

    This is likely how many fights between knights happened. The armour keeps you safe from most attacks, so you only have 3 options.
    1) Try to crush parts of the armour using heavy/mace weapons (like the flail) - which restricts your enemy's movements and might even lead to concussions or cracked bones/skulls.
    2) Look for gaps in the armour to deal maximum damage (which is what the guy who pulled the dagger was trying to do).
    3) Outlast your opponent in terms of energy. Fighting in armour is exhausting for long periods. These men would have been more fit and athletic than the average person today, but a 20-minute duel in the hot sun in armour like this will eventually see one of them too tired to continue.

    • @Pyriander
      @Pyriander 3 місяці тому +1

      And, as us described in medieval treaties, wrestle your opponent to the groundwirh quitesophisticat3d technique

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 12 днів тому

      Yeah, but keep in mind that most fights weren't to the end. Armor made it very hard to do it quickly, so you had to struggle and "savor" the fight to end it. Very traumatic for the winning side and gives plenty of time for the losing side to wonder if this is really worth his life. That is why most fights between knights would end with one side yielding and there was entire system of customs to taking Prisoners of War and ransoming them.

  • @knightsamurai1251
    @knightsamurai1251 3 місяці тому +2

    I don't understand why i find this hilarious

  • @NotFluplaxio
    @NotFluplaxio 4 місяці тому +1544

    “Women live longer than men for a reason.”
    Me and the boys on Saturday:

    • @ShokyoLeaf
      @ShokyoLeaf 4 місяці тому +6

      fr

    • @GGA007Gaming
      @GGA007Gaming 4 місяці тому +5

      Actually plate Armour is incredibly effective chances are the other dude doesn't even feel what's happening just the force of it. As someone who has watched events for this I've seen people full force with a greatsword and it just leaves a dent and bounces off. So in short your proly more protected in that Armour while getting hit by a sword then you are walking to the gas station from your house.

    • @Dev05-fr5np
      @Dev05-fr5np 4 місяці тому +2

      @@GGA007Gaming I can sum this up much more quicker than you “ me, use big thick armor to me stop big skinny sword”

    • @John_thirty
      @John_thirty 4 місяці тому +2

      @@GGA007Gamingso wear full plate everywhere copy

    • @CoolbrowN555
      @CoolbrowN555 4 місяці тому +1

      Only because men fight for borders woman literally annot defed anything

  • @S.Gamedev-zc2wp
    @S.Gamedev-zc2wp 5 місяців тому +469

    Halberd guy: tries to put the blade into the opening
    Flail guy: bonk

    • @Llohr
      @Llohr 4 місяці тому +2

      Looks to me like:
      Halberd guy: "Well, I can't just _stab_ him, he could die!"
      Flail guy: "I'm gonna wale on this guy _so_ _hard!_

    • @bodkin7841
      @bodkin7841 4 місяці тому +1

      @Llohr the halberd is blunted but if you watch his other videos they stab very hard into gaps often. He isn't trying to lose, shits just not as simple as keyboard warriors act. Lol "just stab into the gap of a moving/Fighting target, ez"

    • @S.Gamedev-zc2wp
      @S.Gamedev-zc2wp 4 місяці тому

      @@bodkin7841 aboba

  • @AB-vp9mi
    @AB-vp9mi 8 днів тому +1

    Man, your duels are fucking awesome :D
    That Dark Souls roll at the end... I felt that.

  • @badrhetoric5637
    @badrhetoric5637 3 місяці тому +2

    The cinematography, the tension, the drama....

  • @aleksanderpieck4799
    @aleksanderpieck4799 4 місяці тому +637

    Ah yes, the ancient art of killing one’s enemy with internal bleeding.

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 4 місяці тому +13

      Less messy than external bleeding, guaranteed!

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 4 місяці тому +5

      The dude getting hit by that spiked flail would be dead if it wasn't plastic or hollow lol..
      You can tell by the ease of the swings and the fact that wooden pole isn't bending at all under the weight when being swung hard

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 4 місяці тому +1

      Err make that wood covered with sheet metal* ..on second look

    • @lidudley3000
      @lidudley3000 4 місяці тому

      Definitely an arcane build.

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 4 місяці тому

      @@darknessml6145Much less annoying to loot the armor afterwards this way.

  • @y.m.3095
    @y.m.3095 5 місяців тому +2866

    The fact that they can hit each other without having to fear for their life just shows who good those Armors (already) were in the 14th and 15th century

    • @Asian_Jesus.
      @Asian_Jesus. 5 місяців тому +443

      Funny enough, while I agree with your point, his armor is a "revised" set of armor, using modern understanding and hindsight of medieval armor to create an objectively better alternative.
      Though the armor is not complete due to material costs needed for a full suit with all the pieces. Cause it is wildly expensive since he uses *TITANIUM* for his armor.

    • @thiagorodrigues5211
      @thiagorodrigues5211 5 місяців тому +80

      ​@@Asian_Jesus. Would you say this armor in the end is better but in which sense? Lighter, more resistant? I always questioned that when it comes to modern armor. I know the process of making steel is far more effective even compared to WWII era, let alone compared to the 15th century

    • @jonathanhendrix2925
      @jonathanhendrix2925 5 місяців тому +19

      ​@@Asian_Jesus. Good thing there's no flaming arrows lmao

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 5 місяців тому +33

      ​@@thiagorodrigues5211If it is made of titanium then it'll be lighter than an equal thickness of steel.

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  5 місяців тому +478

      @@thiagorodrigues5211 because titanium is softer and less resistant than hardened steel I have some parts of my armor in 1,2 mm titanium. So it's not lighter than historical armor! It's only more resistant against rust. There are many historical armors that are better and more protective. My armor is 1470-1480 and modified for my asthetics and use.

  • @DillyBobBanana
    @DillyBobBanana 25 днів тому +2

    "Uhh... I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and you just gotta kill somethin'... fix things, uh, cook outdoors..."

  • @SoftHyphen.
    @SoftHyphen. 4 місяці тому +2

    "Stop stop! He already dead 😭"

  • @YowrieeAndfriends
    @YowrieeAndfriends 5 місяців тому +1845

    look at this two cans of sardines struggling to open each other! they are legends

    • @ianherp5678
      @ianherp5678 5 місяців тому +28

      Thank you for giving me a new way to describe two medieval knights locked in combat😂

    • @J_Star_34
      @J_Star_34 5 місяців тому +14

      Wait I've seen this comment on another video of theirs

    • @dayzzoro2507
      @dayzzoro2507 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@J_Star_34yeah, he's a copycat

    • @kreiskhaos8516
      @kreiskhaos8516 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@J_Star_34I made a joke about two cans trying to open each other a bit back. I wonder if he saw mine and liked it. If so, I'm fine with him spreading it!

    • @J_Star_34
      @J_Star_34 4 місяці тому

      @dayzzoro2507 I mean he also could have just had the same idea

  • @Trizjoe
    @Trizjoe 20 годин тому

    These dudes are so close to "reenacting" a historically accurate death its crazy 😂

  • @hawkinatorgamer9725
    @hawkinatorgamer9725 4 місяці тому +726

    We got knights having honorable combat again before GTA 6.

    • @donnymcgahan1158
      @donnymcgahan1158 4 місяці тому +2

      Give it time. Can't rush perfection. Which it most certainly won't be. But, more time=better game

    • @jakef710
      @jakef710 4 місяці тому +16

      @@donnymcgahan1158you have way too much faith in rockstar

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@jakef710im sure the single player will be good, online though? cheeks. i just wanna explore a new place, bored of los santos

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor 4 місяці тому

      @@Vulprexcheeks is my new favorite adjective

    • @shuop8
      @shuop8 4 місяці тому +1

      Hate to break it to you but I think we had that before gta 5 😂

  • @jakobfriedrich5117
    @jakobfriedrich5117 4 місяці тому +740

    Idk why but the sounds the armor makes are so satisfying

    • @d.h.8835
      @d.h.8835 4 місяці тому +21

      They’re so…crispy

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 місяці тому +5

      For reals I love it

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 4 місяці тому +8

      Like a real life hitmarker

    • @ElFastasXD
      @ElFastasXD 4 місяці тому +4

      Minecraft skeleton sounds

    • @tjordulf
      @tjordulf 4 місяці тому +2

      This is ASMR for real men!!! 👍🏻😁

  • @travis2893
    @travis2893 27 днів тому +2

    Despite the armor... those hits have to hurt 😂

  • @edoardocoppola1180
    @edoardocoppola1180 3 дні тому

    Pyke guy trying to get that "eyes spot" in the helm, vicious af.
    I love it

  • @dopemanricky7196
    @dopemanricky7196 4 місяці тому +258

    Ah yes the great outdoor. Green trees, birds chirping, slight breeze in the air, and....2 knights beating the shit out of each other?

  • @RageAye
    @RageAye 4 місяці тому +186

    The half hearted dark souls roll was perfect 😂

    • @prodxaustin3666
      @prodxaustin3666 4 місяці тому +10

      Yeah in full suit to dude heavy rolled irl

    • @Izunundara
      @Izunundara 4 місяці тому +9

      Equip load too high

    • @RageAye
      @RageAye 4 місяці тому

      Lmao fr 😂​@@prodxaustin3666

    • @erikjonromnes
      @erikjonromnes 4 місяці тому +3

      Haha you saw the same thing I saw and thought the same thing I thought

    • @emmanuelmicron3685
      @emmanuelmicron3685 4 місяці тому

      oh yeah😂😂😂

  • @SethisRio
    @SethisRio 3 місяці тому +1

    Spiked flail guy needs to be humbled hard

  • @beebo-cat
    @beebo-cat 2 місяці тому +1

    man's just threshing corn at the end lmao

  • @crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641
    @crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641 4 місяці тому +419

    World leaders should do this instead of sending the working class to war.
    Dawn of a thousand years of diplomacy.

    • @johnharrison4592
      @johnharrison4592 4 місяці тому +22

      This is what world leaders did one thousand years ago. They would pick up arms and take part in the wars they started. The people expected it from a great leader to lead from the front.

    • @bushwacker2048
      @bushwacker2048 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@@johnharrison4592 a thousand years ago hell, 200ish years ago politicians dueled with pistols on the White House lawn, lol

    • @mauriciorosas3112
      @mauriciorosas3112 4 місяці тому

      Así lo hacían antes, hoy solo se sientan en sus asientos reclinables detrás de su amplio escritorio para recibir los millones.

    • @ALushPair
      @ALushPair 4 місяці тому +2

      You don't understand, war happens because leaders agree.

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 4 місяці тому

      Now I'm not defending any leaders cause I think there are some right idiots in charge right now but just saying how stupid this notion is
      Simplifying our leaders role to purely deciding what wars to start or fight in is the stupidest kind of simplification imo
      Sure our leaders in the past were fierce warriors and great generals but you know what also happened? They died young and stupid and their people got conquered by the other side because their enemies were sensible enough to not place their most valuable and vulnerable person in front
      For every Alexanders or Caesars there are countless other unremembered warlords and their forgotten tribes who got conquered because their leader was stupid enough to charge a wall of spears or other nonsense
      Also what if we did do this? What if we lost? Would we be okay bowing down to an Russian leader? What about an Iraqi? An afghan? What about a Chinese?
      A leaders role is more than leading battlefields or fighting personal duels because that road will lead down the road where MIGHT MAKES RIGHT and that world is 1 where no one would want to live

  • @LCKnecht
    @LCKnecht 4 місяці тому +402

    Just a reminder of how utterly brutal combat once was.
    Not to downplay contemporary battle, but I think I'd rather take a silent bullet from a guy I can't even see ,than be exhausted and sweaty in a metal suit while I listen to the heavy breathing from the guy slowly caving in my chest with a spiked flail.

    • @lightblunts6364
      @lightblunts6364 4 місяці тому +58

      The thing is, you have a chance to be the winner in this situation. However, you can't beat that silent bullet. 😂

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 4 місяці тому +102

      Modern combat is more like this:
      Your nation gets invaded. You listen on the news about how the situation was scary at first but the nation has pulled through and the tide has quickly turned around in your favor. Your heroes are inflicting 10 casualties for every 1 taken. The enemy is unprepared with poor morale and training and using nonfunctional equipment and dropping like flies. Victory will be achieved. Your patriotic friend signs up and for a few weeks while near the front line he tells you everything is great, he can’t wait to get into combat. A few more days go by and he tells you about how he narrowly survived a cruise missile strike because he was outside of the barracks by pure chance when it happened. He seems more somber, it seems they lost people. He says he’s deploying to the front line and wants payback. You never hear from him again.
      The war goes on for a few more days until you are conscripted. You’re hesitant but feel fighting to defend your country is the right thing to do. You wonder what your friend is up to now, surely he couldn’t be… You know. You arrive to the training grounds and get shown how to hold your rifle, fire a hundred rounds, march a little, get told how the squad works. A week later you’re woken up and told you’re being deployed. Suddenly you’re puzzled because it takes many months of training to become a proficient soldier. You were told your army is well trained, but you’ve only had a week of training. What is going on?
      Well, you aren’t given a choice. You join a battalion moving to the front line. You notice from a few conversations it’s at half strength already even with the fresh company that just joined. The fighters who were there before don’t like to talk about what they’ve gone through. One day you overhear that most of the battalion was lost during the last offensive action, mostly to artillery. Only one platoon even reached the enemy lines to have a firefight. But that can’t be true?
      You find yourself in the trenches. It’s Fall and the rains are torrential. The trenches are constantly flooded. Many of the men have trenchfoot. You are constantly cold. The enemy has begun a new offensive operation in your area and the artillery barrage is nonstop around the clock. Boom. Boom. Boom. Some hit so close it feels like there’s an earthquake. You develop a nervous tick and shake sometimes when you get nervous. People are slowly disappearing from the battalion. A dozen or so a day. You don’t want to think about the losses. How can your side possibly be winning? Where are the superior casualty ratios? There’s only been a few firefights and those were indecisive, but the enemy never stops pounding with their artillery. Yours are almost never around to respond.
      New ones come but disappear just as quickly. Eventually frost sets in and despite your best efforts between the wet and the cold you end up with frostbites on your extremities. However, you perceiver.
      Spring rolls around and you have an influx of new recruits. Like you when you got there, they have only a week or two of training. Some are even afraid of the sound of their own gunfire. Your battalion receives an order to advance. On a relatively quiet morning, company sized groups creep into the fields and begin a march towards the enemy trenches under the cover of the darkness.
      You’re near a couple of tanks and armored personnel carriers. You hear your own artillery laying down a greater barrage than you’ve ever heard from them. Maybe what you overheard from the media is right, this will be the offensive that defeats the enemy and wins the war. The supplies are prepared, the units are replenished, even if it is with raw recruits and not elite soldiers like the media says.
      Not a kilometer into the advance, enemy artillery hits your column. A dozen men are laid down within minutes. The captain radios command, but is ordered to keep moving through the open ground. The company dutifully obeys. Then, an explosion rocks one of the tanks. It’s a land mine, and the tank is knocked out. The second tank speeds around and also gets caught on a mine. A few of the infantry men try to run to the tanks to evacuate the crew but suddenly are hit by smaller explosions and fall over. Several men are without legs. One of the tanks detonates. Maybe a guided missile, or laser guided shell? But how could that be? The allies who provided you the tanks said the enemy had no weapons capable of taking them out with.
      You seethe at the situation, but there’s no time to vent your frustration. It’s clear the company has no path through the minefield. The captain orders the survivors to mount on the APCs, and they begin a retreat. Only, thirty second later, one of them explodes. Dozens of men riding on top are wounded. It was a mine, but how? You had just passed through this are merely minutes ago. With horror, you realize enemy artillery had used remote minelaying shells to pepper your escape route with mines. You are now completely trapped in a minefield.
      The captain orders the men to walk in a wide formation and hope they can make it out. One by one, dozens more men have their feet or legs torn off by mines. Another APC explodes. Then, artillery begins to rain down. Half the unit had been wiped out, and never even saw the enemy. You make it out of the minefield and hide in the hastily dug trenchline which had been prepared before the assault.
      While you wait for the captain to get new instructions, you hear a high pitched buzzing getting louder followed by an explosion. Then another, and another. FPV drones.
      You hear a call from your best friend. You run around the corner of the trench and find him laying there, missing his forearms. You tourniquet his limbs and tell him it will be find, medevac will be on the way. It’s not true.
      The other men run while you stay with your friend, promising you’ll take care of his children back home. You hear the buzzing again. Boom!
      The world is silent, but for a high-pitched ringing. Smoke and dust fill your vision. Your head spins and you realize you’ve been hit. Something in your back aches. You try to kick to push yourself into a seated position but your legs don’t work. You realize there must be fragmentation in your spine.
      You call on the radio for evacuation, but there’s only static in response. The enemy is jamming communications. For a day you lay there, unable to move but still alive. You see a soldier during the night. He approaches you and looks you over. You ask him for help, and he looks at you with a strange expression. He takes your radio and your gun, and you realize he is not on your side. He looks you over and shrugs, then just leaves. He’s a recon element, you surmise. He can’t take you prisoner because that would slow him down.
      The pain grows worse with each passing hour. Infection, no doubt. You begin calling out from the trench for somebody. Anybody. Even the enemy, to come help you. Nobody comes.
      On the second day the pain is intolerable and dehydration is setting in. You are sitting in your own excrement. You hear the sounds of a tank approaching from your side, but an explosion follows and the sound of treads is silenced.
      Another day goes by and, exhausted, you slump over onto your friend. He reeks, but you have no more energy to keep yourself upright. You promised to take care of his family, but never thought to ask someone to take care of your own.
      You pass on, but are never marked KIA. This way your brigade commander doesn’t have to give your family a payout and can collect your salary. Officially you are still a proud soldier fighting valiantly in defense of his homeland. So are the rest of your company, though half of them have not been seen by anybody for months. You are eventually retrieved by the enemy, their soldiers grimacing at the smell you leave. You are returned to your home country and unceremoniously buried with a little flag over your grave, one in a sea of tens of thousands, just in that one graveyard, more flags in that one graveyard than the total losses admitted to by the president you voted for. Your family is not present for the funeral because they were never notified of your passing. When they make calls to find out where you are, they are told to stop asking, that such questions undermine the morale of the nation at such a dangerous time…

    • @guano524
      @guano524 4 місяці тому +23

      This was really well-written! Nicely done.

    • @HamasTearEnjoyer
      @HamasTearEnjoyer 4 місяці тому +30

      As someone who has been watching combat​ footage from Ukraine since day one, that was absolutely spot on and a very grim description of modern warfare @@QualityPen

    • @jeffdelgren2170
      @jeffdelgren2170 4 місяці тому

      ​@@HamasTearEnjoyerwhere do you watch these days?

  • @stanshatter3875
    @stanshatter3875 4 місяці тому +711

    The flail strike to head at the beginning must've been terrifying.

    • @speconer
      @speconer 4 місяці тому

      😅😢😢😢😢😮😢😮😮😢😢😢😢😮😢😢😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😊😊😊

  • @kranx2690
    @kranx2690 5 місяців тому +197

    I just wonder what i would do if i was on a hiking trail and stumbled upon this

    • @kolourwaycote3308
      @kolourwaycote3308 4 місяці тому

      Slowly step away from wild animals like we all should

    • @kolourwaycote3308
      @kolourwaycote3308 4 місяці тому +4

      Jk better yet tho imagine them seeing you

    • @joshuasales1733
      @joshuasales1733 4 місяці тому +2

      you'd be dead bro

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 4 місяці тому +9

      This is why I carry. In case some bloke in plate decides to engage in some jousting in the middle of nowhere.

    • @ianduarte1992
      @ianduarte1992 4 місяці тому +5

      Random encounter, battle music starts

  • @eligreene5863
    @eligreene5863 4 дні тому +1

    Man pulled out a secondary that’s crazyyyy

  • @joshnewstead861
    @joshnewstead861 18 днів тому +2

    The audible "ow" got me.

  • @user-lu7op6zf7d
    @user-lu7op6zf7d 5 місяців тому +888

    Just so everyone knows, he's not in immediate danger because his armor is very safe, BUT if he gets enough headaches from his skull rattling inside his helmet, brain injury becomes a real threat.

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  5 місяців тому +172

      😬

    • @tom9627
      @tom9627 5 місяців тому +110

      This is the unfortunate consequence of "full contact" in sports and art. I've never seen impacts like this outside of some extreme outtakes from HEMA rings. If you get a headache after doing this stuff .. take a month long break or more.

    • @user-lu7op6zf7d
      @user-lu7op6zf7d 5 місяців тому +40

      @@tom9627 Yes, if it hurts, let your brains heal, everyone!

    • @user-lu7op6zf7d
      @user-lu7op6zf7d 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@dequitem lol I just saw your sword duel wearing no armor, so I have a feeling the occasional headache ain't stopping you. I'm sure the blades werent sharp and it looks like you guys know what you're doing but gaaaaatdam that's scary! Stay safe out there!

    • @reginaldcampos5762
      @reginaldcampos5762 5 місяців тому +10

      Hemorrhaging from brain stretching is my biggest concern. And plain regular concussions over time are also really bad.

  • @DXAzura
    @DXAzura 5 місяців тому +892

    I love the fact how he never held back on fighting, even with a goddam blunt weapon

    • @Spacepuppies26
      @Spacepuppies26 5 місяців тому +48

      Blunt weapons are the bane of armor.. an axe wouldn't of done much unless he used the spike side. Blunt weapon had the advantage

    • @airiagon
      @airiagon 5 місяців тому

      Axes can be blunt-like, swords is what you mean. @@Spacepuppies26

    • @janetweed
      @janetweed 5 місяців тому +1

      It had some piercing abilities

    • @alucardv.8114
      @alucardv.8114 5 місяців тому +34

      ​@@Spacepuppies26 r/woosh
      He knows blunt beats armor. That's why he was astonished buddy with the mace was still full swinging on his friend with no worries

    • @peace.now.
      @peace.now. 5 місяців тому +25

      ​@@Spacepuppies26 not the bane. The bane of armor is something to get between it, everyone overstates the effects of blunt weapons on armored enemies. Bet the guy on the ground doesn't have a dent.

  • @Acoto
    @Acoto 17 годин тому

    "Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age"
    The weapon and age:

  • @eminkilic3318
    @eminkilic3318 12 днів тому +1

    when me and brother finally be alone in the room

  • @NoMoJo
    @NoMoJo 4 місяці тому +73

    I'm not going to lie. I need a movie that has medieval fighting like this. Not super choreographed and majestic but brutal, clunky and sporadic. I like it

    • @AndreaRobustini
      @AndreaRobustini 4 місяці тому +6

      There is.. It’s called ‘BraveHeart’

    • @thomascole1666
      @thomascole1666 4 місяці тому +6

      Watch The King

    • @julianius484
      @julianius484 4 місяці тому +3

      Netflix's The King is a great example of that

    • @RogerTheil
      @RogerTheil 4 місяці тому +3

      There are also plenty of reenactors that are extremely skilled and experienced that have real fights and make them look pretty, too. Watching guys like that is often like an anime fight, where blows are thrown in a quick blur and you can't even tell what happened... until one of them goes "Got me" and pretends to keel over.

  • @user-hc4hk5bs8l
    @user-hc4hk5bs8l 5 місяців тому +392

    You are both insane. That flail is nuts.

    • @emperorpalpatine5559
      @emperorpalpatine5559 4 місяці тому

      Still a flail. Slack weapons are always less effective than rigid weapons.
      Dangerous nonetheless, but like, most of the power is getting directed elsewhere.

  • @plantnt489
    @plantnt489 Місяць тому +2

    bro tried to roll for the i-frames

  • @Alejandrochcn
    @Alejandrochcn 17 днів тому

    - Its the last time I participate in these videos of yours Donald.
    - Yes.
    - So a couple hits and we finish?
    - Yes.

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  16 днів тому

      Finish... Forever 😱

  • @fallencrusader2975
    @fallencrusader2975 4 місяці тому +365

    The two-handed flail performed far better than expected, I am impressed. I am also impressed in how you endured the pain, what a LEGEND

    • @Dolritto
      @Dolritto 4 місяці тому +19

      Far less cumbersome than I'd ever assume and great space control as well. No wonder opponent didn't look eager to approach, keeping flail in motion provided base momentum so transitioning to full swing looked like almost always possible, waiting for best moment just half of commited move away.

    • @sirkylanthered
      @sirkylanthered 4 місяці тому +4

      Full plate armor is tough as sh@t

    • @isaiahstanford4108
      @isaiahstanford4108 4 місяці тому +15

      He didn't endure the pain that guy died there

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 4 місяці тому +6

      Because the hallebarde can't thrust to kill it's a reenactment otherwise hallebarde always win

    • @bodkin7841
      @bodkin7841 4 місяці тому +9

      The halberd cannot thrust through the plates, it can only thrust to hit gaps which the user went for often, but is difficult to land and he missed in the video​@ommsterlitz1805

  • @brayanfrancis9703
    @brayanfrancis9703 4 місяці тому +141

    Just imagine camping waking up to a racket and seeing this

    • @toothrowed2293
      @toothrowed2293 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bushhippie7372
      @bushhippie7372 4 місяці тому +4

      I’d crack a beer and get my camp chair.

    • @N8VSniperwolf
      @N8VSniperwolf 4 місяці тому +2

      i'd be so fucking confused! have me thinkin I went back in time.

  • @dogmahnn3652
    @dogmahnn3652 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly, that is some solid combat. Nice video.

  • @leojoseph6385
    @leojoseph6385 Місяць тому +1

    This sure teaches us to take a Spiked Flail very seriously. Its weight/momentum and indirect attack are difficult to defend against.

  • @alanescobar8335
    @alanescobar8335 4 місяці тому +121

    Imagine just hiking around the woods just to find 2 knights dueling 😂

    • @montagne4976
      @montagne4976 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro I'd lose my mind thinking I went through a time rift or some s**t.

    • @tantan5746
      @tantan5746 3 місяці тому

      That would be amazing 😃 and i would pray they don't see me 😂

  • @rey61965
    @rey61965 4 місяці тому +153

    This escalated further then i thought lmao

  • @Nakkiteline
    @Nakkiteline 3 дні тому

    first i saw couple of your victorious duels, and now i saw you get beaten at least as forcefully as you beat your opponents. if not bit more! that first hit to head, around your guard! beautiful execution, first time i saw a weapon get around a guard in action! only heard of it in theory. it must've ringed your bell pretty badly and it was from there onwards, that i knew you have found your match. these vids are beautiful, my new favorite thing in UA-cam.
    cheers from Finland!!

  • @Lado1677
    @Lado1677 3 дні тому +1

    At this speed of combat it must've taken days for 20000 men to fuck each other up😂😂😂

  • @subliminalrot
    @subliminalrot 4 місяці тому +53

    watching this while i eat my chicfila. i am truly royalty.

  • @ZTheSaint
    @ZTheSaint 4 місяці тому +208

    Bro got bones broke from that gears of war execution in the end. That flail is no joke

    • @kazuhiramiller1616
      @kazuhiramiller1616 4 місяці тому +3

      "Look at all that juice"

    • @solarissv777
      @solarissv777 4 місяці тому

      It looks to be much lighter than it is supposed to be. Guess, they were using some lighter alloy instead of steel. Otherwise it would be deadly.

    • @user-uw3zf2uf9t
      @user-uw3zf2uf9t 2 дні тому

      ​@@solarissv777true otherwise the creator would have had his skull crack open

  • @jasalexander-hain2601
    @jasalexander-hain2601 Годину тому

    yeh it was like this,,,either done in with blunt trauma or stabbed, what you can feel is the sheer effort, the heat - the sweat from armoured close quart combat

  • @Auras.22
    @Auras.22 3 місяці тому

    "Haha, nice fight Bob! Now get up, its time to go home"
    ...
    "Bob?"

  • @SqueakyMilk
    @SqueakyMilk 4 місяці тому +93

    It’s just for a video bro:
    The video:

  • @kilianschannel2831
    @kilianschannel2831 4 місяці тому +46

    Can you imagine a whole field of slightly disappointed people with armor clanking saying "ow!" Everytime they got hit 😂

  • @dustydesertdisciple6290
    @dustydesertdisciple6290 17 днів тому

    These guys are the real deal. Even just watching you can learn from them.

  • @augurcybernaut4785
    @augurcybernaut4785 2 місяці тому

    Mom: What are guys doing upstairs!!!?
    Bros: Nothing!

  • @imyourhandicap5597
    @imyourhandicap5597 4 місяці тому +286

    Disclaimer: this stunt is performed by a trained professional. Please do not try this at home

    • @dequitem
      @dequitem  4 місяці тому +42

      Exactly!

    • @loobly
      @loobly 4 місяці тому +62

      And if you do, please film it

    • @Something_Sacred
      @Something_Sacred 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@looblylmao

    • @TheRealDuckyDuck
      @TheRealDuckyDuck 4 місяці тому +8

      Me with my set of medieval full plate armor in south east asia:
      Awwww :(

    • @kazumainanotherau8189
      @kazumainanotherau8189 4 місяці тому +2

      You can't tell me what to do

  • @trevorashton4598
    @trevorashton4598 4 місяці тому +219

    In 2024 walking in the wood going fishing and see this going on 😂😂😂😂

    • @cbroughan5378
      @cbroughan5378 4 місяці тому +4

      Imagine😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trevorashton4598
      @trevorashton4598 4 місяці тому

      😂​@@cbroughan5378

    • @deplorabledegenerate2630
      @deplorabledegenerate2630 4 місяці тому

      My grandpa fingering his six shooter: Knights? That shits for nerds. Now cowboys, that's where it's at.

    • @rondondon7088
      @rondondon7088 4 місяці тому +1

      Два мужика решили выяснить отношения в своеобразной манере 😂

  • @corvus71
    @corvus71 День тому +1

    Guy on the ground tried rolling but his equipment was too heavy... filthy casual...

  • @FranciscoRamon-kp5ir
    @FranciscoRamon-kp5ir 24 дні тому +2

    Aquí en ESPAÑA 🇪🇦🇪🇦 también usamos armas y luchamos cuerpo a cuerpo. Pero esto es la ostia santa.¡¡¡😅😅😅

  • @user-co5fm1iv8b
    @user-co5fm1iv8b 4 місяці тому +134

    Hollywood needs you to save medieval films. You guys are so authentic it puts them to shame.

    • @MyBinaryLife
      @MyBinaryLife 4 місяці тому +3

      i mean, the fights in 'the king' and 'the last duel' were pretty damn accurate

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 4 місяці тому +5

      @@MyBinaryLifeYeah but the armor in The King sucked, and it had the usual Netflix/Hollywood phenomenon of having the saturation turned way down because the director took the term “Dark Ages” too literally. The Last Duel I have not seen so I will not judge.

    • @deis.w
      @deis.w 4 місяці тому +7

      These guys are authentic because it IS 'authentic'. May he rest in peace with his honour and dignity.

    • @Tabalugaarts
      @Tabalugaarts 4 місяці тому +3

      wdym the guy is dead 😭

    • @malainfluencia126
      @malainfluencia126 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@MyBinaryLife you know nothing John Snow.😂

  • @alisaforster28691
    @alisaforster28691 5 місяців тому +286

    That weapon performed much better than expected. people like to rag on the flail quite alot. but it seemed to be really hard to block it effectively. the opponent would block the shaft, but the top would still hit.

    • @throwawaydetective9080
      @throwawaydetective9080 5 місяців тому +26

      And when trying to multitask blocking both, it seemed to lead to unfavorable binds.

    • @saintjiubtheeradicator
      @saintjiubtheeradicator 5 місяців тому +36

      Two handed flails aren't like the one handed flails that require more skill. You pretty much just swing that like any other long mace

    • @chengkuoklee5734
      @chengkuoklee5734 5 місяців тому +6

      The only way to possibly beat flail in a duel is charge to close in the gap so that flail loses optimal performance range. No pain no gain, but also remember, the flail user may also understand his flaw and take counter measures too.

    • @dirkhirbanger4153
      @dirkhirbanger4153 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@saintjiubtheeradicatorall praise saint jiub, eradicator of cliff racers

    • @saintjiubtheeradicator
      @saintjiubtheeradicator 5 місяців тому +7

      @@dirkhirbanger4153 it had to be done

  • @Osinivos4
    @Osinivos4 22 дні тому

    that flail looks brutal. Stay safe you 2 this was badass still

  • @CrooveraptorRex
    @CrooveraptorRex 2 місяці тому

    The continuous bonks when the poleaxe guy got thrown to the ground 😂

  • @ChaplainBald
    @ChaplainBald 4 місяці тому +69

    In his darkest moment he tried to roll his way out of it. An example to us all

    • @Jack-M1113
      @Jack-M1113 4 місяці тому +2

      He heard an acorn fall

  • @asdas137
    @asdas137 4 місяці тому +20

    The last hits where personal af
    "And take this for pulling the dagger on me"

  • @moderatelyapathetic3280
    @moderatelyapathetic3280 2 місяці тому

    Dude, the guy with flail was whooping ass. Made me a believer

  • @bradyvelvet9432
    @bradyvelvet9432 3 місяці тому +1

    He started the other guy like Mommy Dearest! 😮😮
    “I told you! No metal hangers!”

  • @Aeraleach
    @Aeraleach 5 місяців тому +124

    they should really start to put these kind of fights in movies. Please someone employ these people and make realistic medieval movies

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 4 місяці тому +10

      This video especially since it has no music just feels so raw and "real"

    • @patrickbueno3279
      @patrickbueno3279 4 місяці тому +3

      It's much more expensive to do it this way for extras, unless you find a dedicated reenactors that can do it for the craft.

    • @harrypark2015
      @harrypark2015 4 місяці тому +4

      check out the king starring timothy chalamet, as far as full medieval knight combat goes in movies it's up there in realism I think

    • @paulamarques6077
      @paulamarques6077 4 місяці тому

      The last duel

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 4 місяці тому

      @@patrickbueno3279 for the craft = for the fame
      fame = money if you make anything of it

  • @levimulder2334
    @levimulder2334 4 місяці тому +240

    Normaly its a fight, this was a slaughter

  • @GadingKhaeran
    @GadingKhaeran 4 місяці тому

    This is the type of imagination that me and my brother think when we play as a kid

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 5 днів тому

    I used to look at weapons like this as foolish, because you get one swing and then you’re wide open for a counterattack. But now I realize that with some proper technique, there is NO room for a counterattack because whoever it was aimed at either had to block, duck, or die when a small spiky wrecking ball suddenly entered their personal airspace at mach 3.