Imagine if it was like, “her two awesome tits turned into massive planets, and I was titty fucking her, and my dick turned into a spaceship blasting off, I shot a glowing load and we painted starry night together on her chest”. Now that’d be a cool story.
I could imagine that after fox becomes your wife the magical romantic honeymoon phase passes and she starts nagging you with that whiny voice telling you to wash your shirt and pick your socks up empty the dishwasher and so on. When you live alone you don't have to deal with that thank GOD.
"There was this one lifetime that on the third night i lived three lifetimes. The 2nd lifetime that I lived in this trip on the third night..." What a talented great communicator
Yea… it was the timeline where he was born in Armenia, and moved to Glendale, CA after Cenk’s family tried to remove MGC’s people from the planet. Only when he had the chance to sing the song and finally meet his destiny, he decided to go on the Young Turks for an interview about his musical skills. The problem was it was a set up. Check wanted to settle the score. Unfortunately, Kelly never made it out of that studio , after murdering him, they desecrated his body with both of them performing unspeakable acts on it. Then they cut MGK frail body into pieces and ate him in a gyro!!
And he's lying really lol. Trips aren't well. Crafted stories with meaning hidden inside em. That's lame AF. Don't happen. Ur mind is wicked and going down BUT yet somehow crafting complex stories at the same time lmao.
You forgot to mention how MGK did the edgy/super-cool (but mega-douchey) stunt at the end where he tries to chase & catch the secondhand smoke from his cigarette 🚬
Yo dawg I lived 1,000 lifetimes in the third day of the third lifetime I was living … I turned into a bowl and was wearing a crystal. Everything is love brah
"There was this one lifetime, on the third night I lived three lifetimes. In the first lifetime I stared in a lifetime movie where I went to prison and did life for three lifetimes. It was the best life of my lifetime."
He's doing songs by people who have really unique voices. If your own voice is at least passable, that's fine. If you sound like MGK, you really have to stick to your own material.
It’s actually amazing that Howard somehow has maintained his platform on the level he has, he’s been irrelevant for over a decade. Selling out and going mainstream TV, borderline becoming the antithesis of everything he used to stand for. He’s still a legend, but only for his much earlier days. Plus the entire landscape is basically over saturated with funnier more interesting characters, to where nothing makes him stand out at this point, except how much of a fall he’s had from the position he used to hold
@Brandocious he got gas lit by his therapist into changing his life for the better. He basically got indoctrinated into a self help cult that helped him cope with being a manipulative narcissist.
That entire anecdote by this Kelly guy sounded exactly like dialogue from Steve Martin's The Jerk. It's almost directly from that scene where Steve Martin is explaining to his new girlfriend how the first week that they've spent together have felt like six months, and he then painstakingly goes through each day and starts allocating a random number of days and weeks to each day of the week, like ... "The third day, well that felt like 3 weeks, and the fourth day that felt like two months and three weeks, and the fifth day ... well that felt like a normal day, but the six day that felt like three months and two weeks, etc.". You know you're a lost cause when you are accidentally talking exactly like Steve Martin's The Jerk character.
That cover was amazing. He managed to take everything that made that song interesting or memorable and fucking axed it to death with his monotone vocal fry 😂🤣😵
Bro I want you to know this is the BEST take on Howard I've heard pertaining to modern day, bar none. Im including Cumia's interpretation. You're a baller of a commentator bro.
I'm 39 and have been listening to Howard most of my life. One thing you're missing for sure is if one of his guests is a hot woman or banging a hot woman, they get a pass. Lol
Howard is definitely out of touch with what's hip these days but he's a more thoughtful interviewer now. Surprised Robin didn't call out Howard. He is trying to bring in younger audiences but most of his fans are Gen Xers. Howard did used to experiment in college but his been most straight laced.
“Emo-rock stuff” Which he only transitioned after being laughed out of the hip-hop sphere. He’s currently working on being laughed out of the “emo-rock stuff” sphere
To me, those two covers sounded like that cuz they're trying to sing outside they're full voice range...it would have made more sense to transpose to a lower/more familiar key signature, switch to falsetto, or just ABANDON ALL HOPE lol
It's actually kind of a good thing that we slide under the radar IMHO. Keeps us out of most pc beef. Let the rest of em battle to the death while we watch 😉
Well, MGK, on the second night of my FIVE lifetimes, I was transitioning between the second and third life when God stopped time and we talked for at least four lifetimes (but you couldn’t tell because it was a God-stop of time)…beat that!😂😂😂
Howard did drugs in college hes mentioned lsd, pot and quaaludes. and i guess to people who have never had an extreme psycheadelic experience what he says might sound "cringey." but if you've ever "entered the void" you"d understand that... We don't know anything about reality except for our filtered perception of it. this extreme experience is what made me get off a 7 year hard drug habit.
Torture is an extreme experience too. I don't need to experience my genitals being mutilated and having my fingers beaten with a sledgehammer to understand not fully grasping reality. I don't know, maybe someone needs this kind of stuff to grow up, whatever.
@@varvarvarvarvarvar Nah bruh, it’s only white people that think they are “ making break throughs in the universe “ etc when on acid thats why I stop doing drugs with white folks they too hippie
@3:30 time actually passes by very differently in DMT world, and its very common for people to talk about living through entire lifetimes, the time feeling extremely long,
Dave grohl at the end who was on the jimmy fallon show was the drummer of nirvana. He also became the lead singer of the Foo Fighters arguably the most relevant rock band of the last twenty years
Stern isn't really "straight edge". He still drinks and smokes pot. He did acid when he was a teenager and it freaked him out, he wrote about it in one of his book
Who even still listens to Stern at this point? I personally listened from around '03 to '11 (dropped it after Artie left), and you couldn't pay me to listen to it now. The old 90s/00s clips are still great though, so it's not like I "grew out" of it.
I love system of a down and that cover was honestly pretty much the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. I feel like every time I hear this song I will cry now.
Dude the new show formula drives me crazy. It’s like he’s trying to change his legacy as FAST as possible and that’s the only reason he’s still on air. He wants to be remembered as (The best interviewer of all time) something different than the shock jock. He acts like a completely different person.
"guy did ayahuasca with Megan Fox and managed to have a boring story to tell" had me dead
Imagine if it was like, “her two awesome tits turned into massive planets, and I was titty fucking her, and my dick turned into a spaceship blasting off, I shot a glowing load and we painted starry night together on her chest”. Now that’d be a cool story.
I could imagine that after fox becomes your wife the magical romantic honeymoon phase passes and she starts nagging you with that whiny voice telling you to wash your shirt and pick your socks up empty the dishwasher and so on. When you live alone you don't have to deal with that thank GOD.
@@kevinfernandes1882 lmao
I bet she give crazy brain tho
@@AMARTmtz true, she looks like she’s had enough practice, she probably get a diploma from college for that ish, lol
Even Kelly's band mate's are like, "We're not friends, I just work here."
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"There was this one lifetime that on the third night i lived three lifetimes. The 2nd lifetime that I lived in this trip on the third night..."
What a talented great communicator
Was there a lifetime where MGK could actually sing Aerials?
🤣
Haha
Yea… it was the timeline where he was born in Armenia, and moved to Glendale, CA after Cenk’s family tried to remove MGC’s people from the planet.
Only when he had the chance to sing the song and finally meet his destiny, he decided to go on the Young Turks for an interview about his musical skills. The problem was it was a set up. Check wanted to settle the score. Unfortunately, Kelly never made it out of that studio , after murdering him, they desecrated his body with both of them performing unspeakable acts on it. Then they cut MGK frail body into pieces and ate him in a gyro!!
LOL was so awful at least he was smart enough to not do his own horrible music
I would there isn’t a lifetime at all where tries to perform aerials
How did he not crack up when he actually said "I lived 3 lifetimes?" Oh my God if Artie was only there to tear that in half!
This is my third lifetime and I'm watching this video through the crystal.
Just started video, can’t wait to get this
Ha what a loser I’m already on my 29th lifetime, step it up
And he's lying really lol. Trips aren't well. Crafted stories with meaning hidden inside em. That's lame AF. Don't happen. Ur mind is wicked and going down BUT yet somehow crafting complex stories at the same time lmao.
“On the 3rd night, I loved 3 lifetimes” this guy
Liars always fuck themselves up by spinning needlessly elaborate details.
And all three lives were boring AF
@@rootfish2671nigga said he was a beggar begging for change with a crystal
Singing with a smoke in his hand . So hard core 🥴
Bro started smoking bogies to be cool at like 30
@@vapinggranny2474right? I wish I didn’t smoke lol
@bruceleehee9267 he's the modern day Kurt Cobain
@@Ken-hw4frno
I'm 34 and my mother listens to Howard Stern still. That's his audience, old retirees.
How old is your moms , 86 ?
@@bruceleehee9267 86? That’s wild lol
I am guessing his mom is between the ages of 60-75
@@bruceleehee9267 shes not 86 dickwad.. she 109
@@bruceleehee9267 that would mean his mom was 52 when he was born, so no.
is crazy how MGK is like a seth macfarlane character of a over simplified pop star
*caricature not character
Inb4 he did mean character
@@ermias2782 nope character
Lol so true
Mgk gives me the same feeling Michael Scott does just that second hand embarrassment you want to protect him from himself lol
You forgot to mention how MGK did the edgy/super-cool (but mega-douchey) stunt at the end where he tries to chase & catch the secondhand smoke from his cigarette 🚬
Oh jeeezusss....🤦🏼♀️
do you mean he did a ghost? (fill mouth with smoke, exhale and inhale it) yeah flexing that shit is dumb
@@raynjpg sorta like a ghost, but even gayer cause he tried to chase it. Wonder how many times he practiced that in the mirror
It’s considerably gayer with cigarette smoke 😂
@@Rocko1990 lol hahahaha
Yo dawg I lived 1,000 lifetimes in the third day of the third lifetime I was living …
I turned into a bowl and was wearing a crystal. Everything is love brah
"There was this one lifetime, on the third night I lived three lifetimes. In the first lifetime I stared in a lifetime movie where I went to prison and did life for three lifetimes. It was the best life of my lifetime."
Haha!
i sound better singing aerials in my shower than MGK did on stage
He's doing songs by people who have really unique voices. If your own voice is at least passable, that's fine. If you sound like MGK, you really have to stick to your own material.
It’s actually amazing that Howard somehow has maintained his platform on the level he has, he’s been irrelevant for over a decade. Selling out and going mainstream TV, borderline becoming the antithesis of everything he used to stand for. He’s still a legend, but only for his much earlier days. Plus the entire landscape is basically over saturated with funnier more interesting characters, to where nothing makes him stand out at this point, except how much of a fall he’s had from the position he used to hold
@Brandocious he got gas lit by his therapist into changing his life for the better. He basically got indoctrinated into a self help cult that helped him cope with being a manipulative narcissist.
@@DeathmetalPersian interesting
he's also a really, really, REALLY terrible interviewer.
And a creep.
Idk how tf outa all the people who have been canceled Stern isn't one of them dude was so rapey back in the day
That entire anecdote by this Kelly guy sounded exactly like dialogue from Steve Martin's The Jerk.
It's almost directly from that scene where Steve Martin is explaining to his new girlfriend how the first week that they've spent together have felt like six months, and he then painstakingly goes through each day and starts allocating a random number of days and weeks to each day of the week, like
... "The third day, well that felt like 3 weeks, and the fourth day that felt like two months and three weeks, and the fifth day ... well that felt like a normal day, but the six day that felt like three months and two weeks, etc.".
You know you're a lost cause when you are accidentally talking exactly like Steve Martin's The Jerk character.
I’ve never seen that movie and yet this reference is still funny to me, now I feel like I need to watch it
@tianna1116 did you watch it? It's a great one
He sounds like any random person at a karaoke bar
You give such a normal person response to all these fools. Love your vids. No sycofant bias. Just straight talk. Fair play bro
That cover was amazing. He managed to take everything that made that song interesting or memorable and fucking axed it to death with his monotone vocal fry 😂🤣😵
Yep it was worse than i expected.
Lol at both covers. Howard Stern was over there sounding like Dr. Phil talking about MGK's daddy issues.
What's funny is that Stern used to talk so much crap about podcasters recording in their basement. And now his whole show is run in his house
When you have a life changing moment that’s so sacred you go on a talk show about it 😂 real sacred
It’s like when people do good deeds just to put them online for praise.
Bro I want you to know this is the BEST take on Howard I've heard pertaining to modern day, bar none. Im including Cumia's interpretation.
You're a baller of a commentator bro.
I'm 39 and have been listening to Howard most of my life. One thing you're missing for sure is if one of his guests is a hot woman or banging a hot woman, they get a pass. Lol
Mgk talking like a sorority girl 😂😂
Definitely he's like a drunk chick at a party that won't stop talking about horoscopes and crystals and shit
Opie and Anthony may have imploded
But at least they didn’t go the Howard route
Opie did exactly that lol
@@shaunandrews6313 true lol opie is just a sad human being at this point
Anthony is still funny as hell.
Anthony’s show is still great especially with Gavin on
This interview seems like the perfect cure for insomnia
All his band mates are tired of his 2nd lifetime story. Their eyes say it all. I’m sure they’re all thinking. Ughhhh here we go again!
That's exactly what I was thinking lol
He couldn't even wait until the song ended to smoke his cigarette. That's how you can tell someone is rock and roll. 😂
But was MGK a certified forklift operator in any of his lifetimes though?
The look on his band members faces says it all 😂
"Their was this lifetime, where I lived three lifetimes." Michael Jordan - "Stop, get some help."
However Stern went from rebel to shill as fast as anyone I can think of
Keep it up with the Stern content haha I love this fuckin channel!
Howard is definitely out of touch with what's hip these days but he's a more thoughtful interviewer now. Surprised Robin didn't call out Howard. He is trying to bring in younger audiences but most of his fans are Gen Xers. Howard did used to experiment in college but his been most straight laced.
Everyone "experiments a bit in college" hes just fake and if he actually developed as a person his show would suffer
The commentary you do during this had me cracking up. “Like what life is he on??..” good shit bro
4:33 had me dyin 💀
“Emo-rock stuff”
Which he only transitioned after being laughed out of the hip-hop sphere. He’s currently working on being laughed out of the “emo-rock stuff” sphere
This was your most hilarious commentary dude. It was like the voice in my head came thru UA-cam.
To me, those two covers sounded like that cuz they're trying to sing outside they're full voice range...it would have made more sense to transpose to a lower/more familiar key signature, switch to falsetto, or just ABANDON ALL HOPE lol
Abandon all hope! Those renditions were worse than karaoke nite at a mental home. 🤦🏼♀️
They could collaborate and do an album “kings at cringe” like skarhead’s “kings at crime” 😂
'I know one person atleast enjoyed it'
*Cut to Stern*
LMAO
I absolutely love your content, I'm so glad I randomly stumbled upon ur channel.
😂😂 your commentary is hilarious
ur the best bro please continue your commentary is fuckjng amazing
He’s smoking a cigarette while he’s performing pretending he’s post Malone
Kurt Cobain did it before post
2lazy, Redbar brought me here.
Glad to be a new subscriber- thanks for the content.
Don’t know how I found your channel, but I like it 😂 your voice is v chill too 👍🏼
Personally, to me, it just sounds like he's doing a penguinz0/Synthetic Man impression, but I still like his content.
The Puddle of mudd clip 😂!
Gen x mostly listens to Howard, boomers are a little too old. So many people forget gen x is between millennials and boomers
It's actually kind of a good thing that we slide under the radar IMHO. Keeps us out of most pc beef. Let the rest of em battle to the death while we watch 😉
I don't know any of my fellow gen x'ers that listen to Howard Stern. In fact, we never even really talked about him. He was just noise
Imagine this guy being your step dad.. how unfortunate
Celebrities very rarely came on Howards show in the past, they didn't want to deal with the uncomfortable questions.
They knew Howard would tear them apart back then
That SOAD cover sounded like Pip farting on the snare drum🍑💨🥁🎤
Ey man ,,I ain't fartin on no snare drum hahahahahah
Need more classic Stern videos brotha.
😂 This was a quality breakdown😂
Any Opie & Anthony… Jim &sam Howard drama…🙏
we got budget diesel patches here
Well, MGK, on the second night of my FIVE lifetimes, I was transitioning between the second and third life when God stopped time and we talked for at least four lifetimes (but you couldn’t tell because it was a God-stop of time)…beat that!😂😂😂
Robin would love that you called this out lol
"Oh Howard you're crazy for this one" 😂 if you know you know
I know because I am also ghey
They should rename the Howard stern show to the "Night time show with Jimmy Stern"
What’s even sadder is that MGK is even famous in the first place. People have totally lost their minds
Lol I’m starting the really like your channel
Howard did drugs in college hes mentioned lsd, pot and quaaludes. and i guess to people who have never had an extreme psycheadelic experience what he says might sound "cringey." but if you've ever "entered the void" you"d understand that... We don't know anything about reality except for our filtered perception of it. this extreme experience is what made me get off a 7 year hard drug habit.
also did experience the multiple lifetimes thing, i guess its a common thing idk
Do you like Ellen and Oprah now too?
Howard shit on robin for doing Ayuahasca.. that was well after his college days, jason
Torture is an extreme experience too. I don't need to experience my genitals being mutilated and having my fingers beaten with a sledgehammer to understand not fully grasping reality. I don't know, maybe someone needs this kind of stuff to grow up, whatever.
@@varvarvarvarvarvar Nah bruh, it’s only white people that think they are “ making break throughs in the universe “ etc when on acid thats why I stop doing drugs with white folks they too hippie
This interview was the last straw for my Sirius subscription
When I experienced this OBE I brought back the philosophers stone and began making DYI using manna. ⭐
It's like he wants to be more Rogan. Next thing ya know, Howard is going to be talking ufc.
And chimps ripping apart people and dmt lol
He is so jealous of Rogan it's painful
this kid was from the hood, legit rap guy... LOL
Haaaaahahha when Howard said he loved the song 😂😂😂
Can I edit or re edit some of your videos with low budget animations
Whats up with this video game while u r talking?
I couldn’t even finish this dawg. Sorry I’ll leave a like
At the mention of 3 lifetimes and crystals in his hand, that’s the point where my brain zoned out from anything he said proceeding it.
That's a voice I used to love but what he's saying is so different then what made me love him
I get caught up watching brawl stars battles. When it cuts away, I snap out of it and instantly remember that I'm actually watching a video.
In my third lifetime on the 3rd night I was a neurologist with one arm that farts crystals everytime i operate a forklift.
When MGK says "I've already lived 3 lives" I just lost it!
I was wondering if this guy was recording his voice over from under bed lol then I saw his name soo it makes sense.
Are you recording this voiceover in a library
I just may have had one of my top 5 laughs of my life when you played that Nirvana cover from Puddle of Mud. I couldn't breeeve!
@3:30 time actually passes by very differently in DMT world, and its very common for people to talk about living through entire lifetimes, the time feeling extremely long,
The dude with the beard when mgk starts talking. He’s like omg here we go with this sh’t again.
Dave grohl at the end who was on the jimmy fallon show was the drummer of nirvana. He also became the lead singer of the Foo Fighters arguably the most relevant rock band of the last twenty years
Imagine being in nirvana and creating history. And then being in a complete shit band like the Foo Fighters.
why is there random af footage of a video game?
Great Analysis!
MGK is one of the cringiest people ive ever seen. Everytime, i just cringe.
Singing with a lit cigarette just feels like such a red flag. He trys so dam hard
I swear he just read a snippet of Terrance McKenna and regurgitated it.
Everyone heard Ari Schiffer talk about his trip living multiple life's and now I've heard 3 people tell the same kind of story to sound insightful lol
“In a shenshe you’re looking for love from your father and in a way you want love from your mother”
Howard, even Mike Tyson, show that long term therapy is great, until you start thinking your the therapist
He sounds like Simon would tear him to shreds if he went on went on America's got talent. Like a high school garage band cover
Stern isn't really "straight edge". He still drinks and smokes pot. He did acid when he was a teenager and it freaked him out, he wrote about it in one of his book
Who even still listens to Stern at this point? I personally listened from around '03 to '11 (dropped it after Artie left), and you couldn't pay me to listen to it now. The old 90s/00s clips are still great though, so it's not like I "grew out" of it.
I haven’t left my house in 7 years
Quick question: who is Howard Stern?
I love system of a down and that cover was honestly pretty much the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. I feel like every time I hear this song I will cry now.
Dude the new show formula drives me crazy. It’s like he’s trying to change his legacy as FAST as possible and that’s the only reason he’s still on air. He wants to be remembered as (The best interviewer of all time) something different than the shock jock. He acts like a completely different person.
Listen to the rest of the interview
That areals cover sounds like jr. High band cover
I can’t even remember the last time he had an interesting guest.
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