The Acolyte Critics Reviews LOVE Girlboss Pandering to Evil SAVES Star Wars
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- Star Wars the Acolyte is due to release on Disney+ today with showrunner Leslye Headland. A prequel to Star Wars: Episode 1 - A phantom Menace this will showcase the Jedi vs a coven of witches rather than the sith alone. Discussing good, evil and morally grey, can Hollywood pull off a complex story and Save Star Wars with the Acolyte? Is The Acolyte worth watching?
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Star Wars The Acolyte critic reviews are here with the show launching later tonight, and they're good? With a high Rotten Tomatoes score most of them like the show, until you read their reviews. Then it turns out they like more about the actors than the story, which they admit makes no logical sense, has pacing issues, and makes them feel nothing. Many of them say they love the murder mystery, despite that being solved in the very first episode? All in all very confusing, but there is some that showcase that what they really like is the switching to their new moral order without good or evil, to give them an excuse to seize power. All in all this is shaping up to be an interesting show, just because it might be honest about it's intentions. But what do you think about what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
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as we all know, just being happy to see an actor in a film is reason to put 5 stars or 5 tomatoes.
personally, i want those 5 tomatoes to throw at the screen :3
In reading some of the positive reviews I don't think they actually watched it. They just gave a 'glowing review' because they were told to.
I'm guessing the bloody lightsaber is straight up supposed to look like period-streaked undergarments at this point.
The menfolk cant oppress them, So the jesus black twins burned them to death while One sister was PMSing because her sister is a goal driven individaul
Acolyte cast : "There is no good or evil"
Also Acolyte cast : " Anyone who doesn't like this show is evil".
Because they are just parroting what they are constantly told in their woke bubbles.
You just found the exhaust port in their Death Star!
Modern "thinking" in a nutshell.
It is an abomination compared with original classic Star Wars.
"You're oppressing me!"
"How?"
"By existing!"
"...UNLIMITED POWER!!!!"
When someone views your existence as a crime, you best start viewing them as a threat to you and everything you hold dear.
@@Xbalanque84 On the other hand, it means you're living rent-free in their heads.......
Proceeds to shoot invisible force lightning from his hands.
Bahahaha.
You think it is funny that you are the carbon they want to eliminate.
Interesting.
I REFUSE to be lectured about misogyny by the former assistant of Harvey Weinstein!!!!
We actually need to talk about this more. The hypocrisy is staggering.
Honestly, I could even overlook that part, but the show itself just seems to be bad.
And I personally hate the notion of "we need more women in Star Wars" - there have been very important central female characters in Star Wars. In the old stuff and the EU. Same with characters of color, heck we even had green and blue?
I think the one article Disparu showed nailed it: the show will be hated by every pre-Disney Star Wars fan. That is enough to know what is going on. It has nothing to do with Star Wars, and everything with their agenda and preaching. Just that this time it is trying to hide in Star Wars clothes instead of Indiana Jones, or the MCU, or or or or
Don't get me wrong, I think Hedlund should not be able to work in Hollywood anymore, since a male person in her position clearly would not be able to work. But even if you overlook that, the show is propably just bad like most things Disney did.
To be fair, she's clearly a subject matter expert.
How many side pieces/sloppy seconds do you think she scored?
@@Xbalanque84 ew. I refuse to think about that.
We just need to realize that Disney isn't making Star Wars anymore. Once Lucas sold it, it became Space Battles : DEI Strikes Back
Heck, I stopped my cannon at Return of the Jedi. The original trilogy is where it ends for me. People keep on talking about new Doctor Who episodes and as far as I know, they stopped four seasons back.
Let's call it what it is: *HERESY.*
@@stephenthomas1492
The old Expanded Universe did actually do justice to the original trilogy. Luke founded a new jedi order, got married, and had a kid, Han and Leia stayed together, and a lot of interesting adventures were had. Hence, why Disney threw all that out the window and shamelessly stole ideas from the EU to bastardize.
Get ready for Alien: DEI
@Coss_logan
Did you enjoy Terminator: Female DEI edition?
How about Predator: Autistic child saves the DEI day edition?
Or do you prefer Indiana Jones: sacrifice old whyte man for a woman DEI edition???
It's pretty hilarious that an extremely high or perfect RT score has become a sign to stay very *far* away from a show or movie.
For bigots and nazis
You can't even rely on that. RT tried to con us all by giving RotS the same scores as the Joker.
Tru dat
Become? It's always been that way.
@@insensitive919Hasn’t it been revealed that studios can buy good RT scores? It’s worthless now anyway.
"Well anakin killed the whole death star".
Tell me you never watched the original trilogy without telling me you never watched the original trilogy.
Man I can't wait to hear their excuses when this flops.
But who am I kidding this show is a literal definition of "dead on a rival".
Why wait? The excuse will be misogynistic men didn't support it, bigots didn't support it and Star Wars fans are the worst fans ever.
The writers room isn't creative and they only have that one script to go to.
Ok, here we go... "Star what? What the hell does 'Jedi' mean?"
I seriously haven't ever watched SW (just a few moments of the very first one) and I'm perfectly fine with that...
I kinda hate that interview alot cause its causing a lot of my friends to do the same brain rot talking points that seem like their just for the point of being contrary then actual critical thinking. Is Vader the villain? Yes. Did Luke blow up the Deathstar killing millions that were stationed on? Yes. Was it Justified? YES! Vader blew up a planet of billions just cause he wanted Laia to give up the rebellion and was about to blow up the planet they were on next.
*I do have to admit, I didn't know 1.5M ppl were on that thing.*
Not saying it was immoral, planets are much more dense.
Just that, you REALLY need that many people in that type of technological society? Why not bots? Computers, robot arms?
Kinda odd. 1.5M seems like family, friends, librarian, etc. on a warship.
Anakin didn't blow up the death star... think about it...
She thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
Who is her sister?
@@parkergreen2704 not anyone we would know
@@Br4dSp34d But can you confirm that fact?
@@parkergreen2704 no, just assuming
@@Br4dSp34d Well, he must know.
I see it as an expensive fan fiction of Leslie’s creepy queer diary. Which is why they add that it needs world building….it’s her world and it’s perfect for Disney’s Star Wars cuz it checks boxes and it’s dead already.
She thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
🎯
@@Xbalanque84 I don't wanna do that math. That math makes me feel like I need a shower.
@@Xbalanque84 yeah, pretty much
Nah
None of these clowns have ever been told "no," so they have NO IDEA what "good writing" looks like, much less how to actually DO iT.
They think their participation trophy was an Academy Award (not that those are worth anything anymore, either).
One of the morons giving this a 4/5 claim that "Rotten Tomatoes Certified" is a major sell for their CV. These are just volunteer shills hoping for a free month of D+ out of it.
Don't you know that expecting them to deliver a quality product is oppressing them because of their gender? Your are the patriarchy I tell you! The patriarchy!
Maybe they didn't even write it. Maybe Hollywood has a bunch of writers locked in a dungeon and they write this badly on purpose hoping we'll realize something is wrong.
Minds fed on tapioca & pablum do not learn to have talent. Todays 'creatives' can't understand that tapioca is not spicy no matter how much they chant that theirs is.
"when anakin killed a bunch of children, was it good or bad, i mean whos to say? where would one even begin to draw the line between killing kids, and not killing kids"
It was bad. Vader was evil. So was Andor and Saw Guerrera.
Apparently back during the Nightmare on Elm Street saga, some of us were ironically rooting for Freddy and some of us were unironically rooting for him.
It was a bad act because he was a white man.
Otherwise, it would have been okay.
@@ThespianPrince13
We know. OP was impersonating the moral relativists behind/running damage control for this.
@@jimjam51075
But would it have been okay if he only went after the white male human younglings?
They literally reworded Voldemort's narcissistic and evil line, "There is no good or evil, only power," for their show... like wtf.
Voldemort stole that from Cultural Marxism's "there is no truth but power."
Used to be that Harry Potter was just another star wars with crappy light Saber battles. The new star wars is Harry Potter with bad writing.
@@VespoLiveGamingat least in that case they tried, this, they just had the fax machine print over the script.
I think i finally put together why that line, " its about power and who can wield it" bothers me so much.
These people dont care if good or evil is being done by those in control. They only care about the perception that the correct people hold power, regardless of what is done with said power.
I cant help feeling this is a result of the 'relatable villain' trope and these people frying their brain to the point they xan no longer recognize that evil comes in all forms, skin tones, and sexualities
Pretty much.
As ever, style over substance, aka _a lie._ The cosmic foundation of evil.
I think someone is utterly oblivious to irony.
It's also a dedication to Neitschze and Marxist dichotomies - modern Marxism has moved past economic classism to whatever power dynamic they can get their hands on. For instance, just replace "power" with "oppression" in the quote, and it won't sound that far away from some CRT manifesto.
It's all the same stuff repackaged again and again and again.
Well said…only the correct people can be in power.
4 years in production and they couldn't even get the basics right and give the actors a DVD to watch
Doing so would only get in the way of their iconoclasm.
Also, chances are high those remarks were dropped deliberately to salt the wound.
actors in film schools and living in a popular culture shaped since 1977 and they'd never heard of this without a DVD from their families and whatever friends they maybe have?
They keep pushing these, "Evil isn't so evil and Good isn't so Good" themes and terrible stories with bad plot structure on Children and if kids are watching that stuff they forget the love and fantasy of storytelling and entertainment. Blocking out the boredom with nihilism and drugs.... oops im projecting....
There are many valid criticisms of this show. But being pissed off if they demonstrate nuance and moral complexity is not one of them
They’re just trying to preach their religion. All that matters is how they feel and what they think and how everyone else is wrong and reality is whatever they pretend it to be.
That type of idea can work if you're willing to write it well, which the writers of this show can't do, and what becomes of it is an agenda pushing type of show
“Writers write a Sith perspective stories”
Buffoons: “Oh no! But we can’t have a Sith story! It’s not like we ever had that in EU before with SWTOR or Darth Plagueis or Darth Bane.
@ilyte1 But their version of "nuance" is more like a cliche or tired out theme with several movies back to back to back. Not even realistic or relatable, just cringe worthy and pitiful. Just "Demonstrate" other ideas that inspire kids, not depressing or boring them into a glorified lessons that nobody cares about anymore.
"The series tackles themes of identity crises, structural misogyny..."
Leave that shit to a psychology and sociology textbook, a Star Wars movie should entertain, for f... 's sake.
A book no psychologist or sociologist worth their salt would ever read at that lol
We can't just get a story about the force and fighting the Empire.
@@AnoneemusNoenameI mean they will now to toe the line lol
American media "nuanced takes" generally end up being a character doing horrible shit, being completely selfish but they have a tragic sob story as background.
I doubt this will be any different.
I don't recall Anakin ever ever blowing up a death Star.
Yeah, took out millions of people, AND did it DECADES before that Luke guy.
Technically, the second death star could have blown up by a chain reaction caused by Anakin throwing The Emperor down the shaft.
But that is me making excuses, for a person who obviously never watched any of the star wars movies,,,, sober.
More likely it was Lando Calrissian, blowing up the core.
Luke is a clone of Vader
@@tonymartinez3434 It's like poetry...it rhymes...
The emperor doesn't like to talk about the two prototypes before episode iv.
Anakin was still struggling with some anger issues.
its so depressing that they wont stop abusing the fanbase and raping a good franchise so it can preach at us
No matter how many fans this IP leaks, they keep doing the same shit.
*This is the gloating of a conqueror.*
You have to realize that this isn't for you. It's for kids. Always has been. If you're a 'fan' perhaps that's the problem that most immediately needs to be addressed. Fanaticism is always a bad thing. Fan girling over a franchise meant for children is proper gross.
@@williamhutton2126 you have to realized even the kids don't want this.
They like the Prequels and the OT which their parents introduce.
If this is for "kids" only, how do these franchises get past down.
This is a rather silly argument.
Without your die hard fans who have children btw, some of these franchises will be dead in a generation.
You should stop letting it depress you. Depressing you is how they win.
You can determine for yourself when the actual franchise ended, and treat everything after as completely non-canon garbage.
Can we be honest? The Acolyte was made for a handful of people. Leslie, K.K. and their own tiny clique. So, it wasn't made for me either or the vast majority of humans on Earth.
Here is my recipe for cake with just 3 ingredients: Water, Mud and Gravel.
Now, it may be not a traditional way to make cake, but it is more accessible to non-bakers. While the taste could be described as "horrible" or "disgusting", it's refreshing to see new ways to prepare an dish many would only associate with "tasty" - a deeply offensive stereotype using food as a gateway into right-wing culture.
Wait, hot gravel or cold gravel?
Do we use dry mud or wet mud. Asking for a friend.
[INSERT CAKE RECIPE CORE FROM PORTAL QUOTE HERE]
@@Xbalanque84the cake is a lie 😂
I'll do you one better. Here's my recipe for apple pie with dog fecal matter instead of apples. My "creative direction" gets more people talking about it than yours. Some of them even yell at the top of their lungs after a taste! And as Rian Johnson showed us, getting people "talking" is the only metric upon which to judge the quality of an entertainment product.
This is why just “moving away from the Skywalkers” isn’t going to fix anything. They messed up the Skywalker timeline and they’ll mess up any other timeline(including the Old Republic with Revan). Also, Filoni isn’t the “Star Wars savior”.
He was a charlatan even back at the start
favro could only save disney if they let him make chef2
These people can’t write anything good no matter what they do or how hard they try because they are nothing but ideologues who only know their religion.
@@jeremyallen5974 He was another narcissist lot that wanted to turn Star Wars into his own image.
I wish I saw what was truly going on many, many years ago.
Star Wars has become a mediocre franchise that failed to utilize it's huge potential in terms of storytelling and worldbuilding because of the people at the top. Loads of stuff they could do with new and unique stories in different places of the galaxy from all kinds of perspectives, but they're simply too incompetent to go that route and the simple audience of today can't fathom the idea of moving away from the Skywalker lineage.
Its Pride Month, so the critics have to rate it highly, and can't say anything directly bad about it
skipping take pride in the work you do all together
What's wrong with pride
I don't think it has to do with Pride Month. It has to do with Headland knowing where all the bodies are buried.
Realize the show also was released in pride month when it had lesbian witches in space?
@@EllRiver What's right with it?
Naturally Leslian's is red, and she's Sith, she covered up Harvey's fun times with potential actresses. 😈
For all you know she is Harvey or at least joined in
More than likely partook, as well.
Reminder: she thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
@@Xbalanque84 At least the sister seems based. If she's staying as far away from Leslie as possible, that's a good sign. Any sane person would, especially after finding out her association with good old Uncle Harv.
Ah but what is good and evil, when you think about it.
Hedland was around some of the greatest trauma hollywood has exposed. How is she part of a matriarch society when she was leading women to slaughter essentially by being an assistant to a monster. The irony.
She sat by and heard sobbing and saw women leave violated and never said a word.....
What was that saying they loved to spout?
Oh yes.
Silence is Violence.
So why haven't the woke strung her up for the ultimate betrayal of women and remaining silent the whole time?
“I’ve always been dark sided”
“All Sith here”
The rest of us - yeah no shit 😂🤦♂️
I long for the days when "fantasy/scifi story written by a woman" meant Anne McCaffrey and the Dragonriders.
It is actually pathetic how small Headland's imagination horizon is.
These activist zealots only know their curated reality and cognitive dissonance.
You need functioning brain cells to have an imagination...the very limited number Headland has are still fantasizing over what she helped Harvey Weinstein do...
You expect sexual predators to have imagination?
@@Xbalanque84 Adult obsessed with children's cartoons and media claims those that create that media are predators. Projection is strong in this one.
@@williamhutton2126 The primary demographic for Star Wars always was and always will be the 18-34 male demographic. Besides that it WAS what's known in the industry as a "four quadrant" franchise (if it weren't it couldn't have become the biggest IP in history). Saying "It'S fOR ChILdReN loloolloll!!!" Just makes you look like a complete feckless idiot.
Edit: Also they literally are predators lol. Look at all the pdf file rings they've busted out of Disney, look at all the scandals with the Disney channel kids, watch the Reimagine Tomorrow leaks where they talk about their quote "not at all secret" LGBT agenda (regarding children's programming) and their publically coming out against the Florida Parental Right in Education Act (the very thing that was devised to curb this gender ideology indoctrination of other people's kids).
There is many many more examples i could give but i know your ilk don't do your research anyway and you are likely a NAMBLA supporting PoS yourself smh
An adult obsessed with painting another adult as being obsessed with "children's" content just screams projection lol. You are the one who brought up kids bud, not us. Quit playing games.
So wait a second, if evil is good and good is evil, when they've been calling us followers of the Austrian Housepainter, they were complimenting us?
You say that as if these types _think._ Thinking is for the patriarchy, they only _FEEL._
@@Xbalanque84 this is what most people still apparently don't understand. There is zero purpose in arguing or trying to persuade the other side anymore, they do not operate on logic, logic is literally racist.
Austrian artist 😆 🙋🏻♂️
@@NeonValleys You don't argue to persuade them. You argue to show other people how stupid they are and what they represent.
@@NeonValleyslogic isn’t racist, but I’ll say statistics will sure make you *feel* like one 😂
Every year, I am reminded that my birth month has been turned into a joke.
I feel bad for you mate 😢😢😔😔
The problem is that, as George Lucas said, most people do not understand the nature of the Force. Most people think there's a Lightside and a Darkside of the Force. In fact, there is only the Force. The Darkside is not an aspect of the Force, it is a corruption of the Force. The Darkside is like a cancer of the Force. Bringing balance to the Force doesn't mean a balance between the Lightside and the Darkside, it means an absence of the Darkside. Think of it like a balanced diet; it doesn't mean and equal amount of food that's good for you and food that is bad for your health. As for the "Lightside' of the Force not being a thing in George Lucas Star Wars, compare the number of times in his movies in which a character reference the Darkside of the Force and how often they mention the Lightside of the Force. You'll find that, while the term "the Darkside" is used many times, not once is there a reference to "the Lightside". For example, when Luke is explaining to Leia in Return of the Jedi that he has to confront Darth Vader, he doesn't tell her that he can turn him back to the Lightside, he says he can turn him back to the good side. That was a deliberate choice George Lucas made so people would understand that there is just The Force and that the Darkside is a corruption of the Force, not an aspect of it and not a part of it (just as you wouldn't consider a cancer a part of your body, you would think of it as a corruption of you cells---which it is). I only know this because I saw a video of George Lucas explaining it to Dave Filoni (who obviously didn't listen or didn't understand or didn't care) when they were doing the Clone Wars series together.
Disney does not want OG fans. They've made that clear from the beginning.
The funny thing is that the sith dont deal with their trauma, their whole power base is determined by how much they twist their own trauma and pain and anger into its most toxic form and then never let it go
Right. It gives them power and drive to champion themselves over their weakness. Jedi have their way of using it; Sith tap into raw emotion and use it to bolster them to greater versions of themselves.
@@ThespianPrince13 "greater versions of themselves".Yeah i don't think i'd describe it that way lol. It's insecurity, whining, self obsession, lust for power and control, and the incremental enforcing of psychological defense mechanisms that slowly erode their humanity and ultimately destroy them.... It's the epitome of not seeing the forest for the trees. Small picture sh*t. It's inherently wrong and evil to operate that way. You can't just be like "it's totally subjective, who is to say which way is "better"?" (bear in mind i don't necessarily believe this is what you are saying it's just how it reads and i've read a few of your other comments and it seems as though you are for this moral relativity BS so pardon me if i am off in my assessment of your stance)
So pretty much the exact mindset of the "Modern Audience" they are courting with the show.
Woke = Sith, makes sense to me.
I have 3 words for Disney……Go Force Yourself.😜
PICK ME!
Q: Anakin blew up the death star how many people died from that?
A: Anakin never blew up a death star, his son Luke certainly did.
Anakin blew up a robot factory ship as a kid in a Naboo starfighter in Phantom Menace with about two to eighteen actually living people on board from the Trade Federation as biological skeleton crew, the rest of which were droids which are iffy on if they are alive or not by personality. Said factory was hovering off the planet of Naboo and invading it.
When the first death star blew up, it didn't kill nearly as many people as the whole population of the planet of Alderaan combined, including making millions of species of animals native to the planet made almost immediately extinct, the food production that helped feed the surrounding galaxy if you considered the many species of native plants that also possibly went immediately extinct and there's also the possible damage from a solar system collapsing from suddenly missing the gravitational strength of a single planet that caused even more damage to the solar system Alderaan was in and possibly other surrounding solar systems.
Essentially the Empire took a nuke to peaceful protestors and expected no one in the galaxy to rebel against them because of it out of fear.
These media reviews should be called Part 1 Reviews. Part2 is 6 months down the line when they can come clean about the show after it flops and they can be honest then.
Ah, the "Picking up the scraps of your credibility while keeping Access." Yea, its not working out so well for them.
"This series is not only a slow burn, but the characters are somewhat bland amongst the dull pacing and convoluted plotting not typical of space operas. BUT! It doesn't have any filthy Hu-White males in it, so it's the best Star Wars yet. 4 of 5 stars."
They called "The Rings Of Power" a slow burn.
IT'S A TRAP.
My prediction is that they've retconned the Force to be an actual entity with a consciousness - and it's female - so the Force is literally female.
Mind blowing 🤯
Did you not read legends at all? There already was such a being in legends. Abeloth. Although I wouldn't expect you to know about that as you aren't an actual star wars fan.
@@DarksideGmss0513 lol okay, gatekeeper - youre right though - I'm only a fan in the sense that I watched the original three films like a hundred times, more than 15 years before that book was even written.
@@matafuko It's only fair, you guys seem to gatekeep everything else
Huh, I read a ton of the books (nearly everything that had been released, I think) up until around when the New Jedi Order series of books were being released. Read some of those but kinda stopped keeping up with the books around that time. So that was about 10 years before the release of anything mentioning Abeloth, apparently. Reading a bit of a wiki page about her though, I see that she's related to something that I remember coming up in Rebels when Ezra found his way into that place outside of time. Didn't know when I saw that episode what that Father/ Son / Daughter mythology they found was supposed to be about. Also, from what I'm seeing in this wiki entry she is not "The Force", she is a formerly mortal person who became a dark side Force ghost. (Although I guess she does sound like the type to claim to be the voice of The Force itself to sway followers to do her bidding?) Interesting to read that a Killik hive had a hand in trapping her after she became like that. I didn't know that they had appeared anywhere outside of SWOTOR... Ah, they first showed up in books that released some 5-6 years after I stopped paying attention to the new releases.
* A mindless clone army, people dressed like nazis and witches disintegrating planets, ruling the Universe *
Disney: those must be the good guys!
This IS a prequel so we can be certain of one thing: the matriarchy failed. Kinda funny actually since this was supposed to show female empowerment.
... it's a prequel?
THIS IS A PREQUEL!?
BRILLIANT!!!
Flashing back to the Jodie Whitaker Doctor saying she was an upgrade, then realising not only did they get rid of the upgrade, they literally rolled back to a previous version.
Really? Her name is Osha? Is she going to be committing OSHA violations? and then get praised for it?
Isn’t this the series with the light whip? That alone must be about a 100+ OSHA violations.
Osha is going to resolve the central plot by stopping the other characters from entering a worksite without a hardhat.
It was deliberately released in June so it would have some "armor" against critics. It's laughably calculated.
From "the force is female" to "the force identifies as lesbian"
Can't forget non-binaries and trans! Headland's wife plays an enby that uses they/them pronouns, they cast Oliver "Abigail" Thorn (evil trans leftwing extremist BreadTuber that pushes anti-capitalist marxist BS, CRT, intersectional feminism and identity politics on his UA-cam channel "Philosophy Tube") as Ansign Eurius and they have Jen Richards (basically an older version of Oliver) on the writing team.
Not the biggest jump, tbh.
To the force is dead
How do two women have a baby in the Star Wars universe? Force Impregnate.
Actual cannonical power. Cuz Anakin/Vader has no father. I think Palpatine's Sith teacher pointed at Shmi Skywalker and yelled Shazam!
Why a downtrodden woman on Tatooine? No clue.
Obviously Clones !
Red hot scissoring
Evil people don't like the idea of objective good and evil
The reality of objective good and evil ftfy
The "Anakin killed the Death Star" dude is the same person that said that the best part of SW is that it isn't about good vs evil, it depends on what side you're standing on. lol
Yes, cause clearly the Rebels, modeled after American Patriots, the Jedi, modeled after Buddhist monks and medieval knights, are totally the moral equivalent of the Empire, modeled after the Third Reich, and the Sith, modeled after Satanists…
So the women are the Sith right?
Yep. Kathleen and Lesley are definitely Sith
Now it makes sense lol.
Always have been
@@theredranger9723
Well, duh. Feminism teaches total moral inversion. Is it any surprise the ideals of their project align?
Correction: *_Cluster-Bs_* are sith.
Disparu, we all know what you really want. You want to see a New Combine Harvester using Force Powers to collect Space Grain.
In slow motion
@@335chr lol beat me to it 🙌🏻🤣
To quote sargon: "I wouldn't even torrent you"
...These pretentious narcissists that make and act in these shows/films must be stopped.
I am starting to think we need psych exams on people wanting to be in the entertainment industry.
Too many wackos in it these days.
They called the writing for this show "masterful"...
The problem is evident...
The "dont watch it, touch grass" tactic worked so well for Disney Dr Who that the Coprolyte decided to use it too? It's a bold strategy, Cotton...
* Coprolite = fossilized turd, I took artistic license with the spelling.
Anyone who monetarily supports and watches the Acolyte is forcing their brain to engage in psychological coprophagy
15:38 “men don’t watch for loads of trauma”
Me: hold my batman 🦇🦇🦇
Yeah but Batman ain't a b*tch about it. He just bottles that sh*t up and f*cks ppl up. He generally keeps the crying to a minimum and raging at the patriarchy and systematic oppression is non-existent afaik (maybe not with the new gay Batman but i don't read the new woke comics nor do i consider them canon)
They’re ridiculous that they think being special and having the force somehow makes things not equitable. It’s because these very people making it aren’t special and have to make up all these terms for themselves, don’t think it’s fair people are born with inherent advantages and think they must apologize for it. Not only that but they must not use their advantages because it’s not fair to their boring/unspecial asses.
Yuk, I am glad I already dropped Disney+
You and me both
Money and brain cells saved 🎉
I went one step further and never got it in the first place.
"This is about power and who is allowed to use it." Who the heck talks about being "allowed" to use power? Only someone who wants to gas light society into not holding them to the same standards as others.
The Sith? You know, the protagonists of the series?
@@ThespianPrince13 I had never envisaged the Sith, those arch fiends of malevolence as people complaining about being oppressed. But now you mention it, I start to see the parallels.
Leftwing extremist authoritarian collectivists. That's who.
@@tomhollins5303I am sure the Sith would do, if it allowed them to destroy the Jedi more efficiently.
"who built their houses?" when talking about the matriarchy is so god damn funny 😂 really highlights the the fiction in science fiction.
If it's anything like the actual Witches of Dathomir, male slave labor.
@@Xbalanque84 at least that would make sense but I doubt they're that honest
@@Mr.PepeSilvia
Well, obviously. Kinda hard for them to morally posture when you notice the details they don't want you to see.
"You oppress me just by existing"
Me: UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!
I’m offended that they think that adding a matriarchal society will reverse morality so that good is evil and evil is good.
Men spend 40 years building up a property with worldwide appeal based on universal concepts like courage, choosing the difficult path, devotion to principles, and personal sacrifice for the greater good. Women take it over and everything in the galaxy becomes about her personal angst regarding whether she's being respected as the glorious queen she believes herself to be.
😂👍
And they identity with the Sith because they love them bad boy Sith. Carrie Moss' character is at that age where she's asking "Where are all the GOOD Sith? I'll settle for a Jedi imp now..."
Nicely put.
Cluster-Bs: *NOT. EVEN. **_ONCE!_*
I ageee they fucking the IP but that’s cap. Star Wars has always been about blurring the lines. Anakin was a guy who did it for love, Doku did it for Justice, and the council did it in the opposite direction they allowed Anakin mother to be a slave and eventually be killed because slavery was legal. That’s why the best Jedi left the council behind or rebuilt it.
TPM: "There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth...I can't explain it."
Acolyte: "There was no father. We scissored, I gave birth. I can't explain it. Just accept it, bigot!"
But…. Evil is GOOD when we do it…
Somehow Anakin skywalker blew up the Death Star returned
I saw that they are having negative reviews removed lol.
YF had a video today that showed the Rolling Stone article with the not so sparkling Acolyte review Disparu refers to later showed that article as 404. Not sure if it was a hiccough, Disney came down on them hard or it's being rewritten. But something dodgy is going on.
Bro, your videos are gold.
Disney: "We make shows to please critics, not actual fans that generate money for us."
I've noticed a trend of everything involving a woman centered story involves women's desire for undeserved power.
Lack of a hero's journey
Lack of character development
Lack of depth
Modern film is like modern art...trash!
Don’t forget lack of sacrifice.
Remember, Rotten Tomatoes also gave The Last Jedi a 91% and Kenobi an 82% (both are literally more highly rated than movies like Fight Club and Scarface)…
Thats insane
Yes, yes Turner's visible confusion when her character is compared to the night sisters is priceless.
"The force is evil."
These DEI companies can buy all the likes and good reviews they want. In the end they can't fake the bottom line. We just have to wait a little longer to witness their massive L.
'The Acolyte focuses on inter-relational transgenerational discourse, interspersed with eclectic diverse uncommonalities, at risk by matriarchal twinned transpositional paradigms, counterbalanced by, yet simplistic prophetic inspirational feminine anti-political dogmatic patriarchies; but at its base, it is a fresh simple story about sisterhood and family...'
aka noncing
Reminder: she thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
I listened to that interview a couple of times, because my brain just would not process what she was saying.
When it finally sank in that she was viewing Frozen through a lesbian romantic lens, I understood The Acolyte was going to be the product of a twisted and ill mind.
@@Xbalanque84 Lesbian Noncing is okay in their minds.
@@Kyle-sr6jm
You forgot an incestuous lens, too.
180m for 8 episodes with run time of 2 hours , money laundering done wrong 1 has to wonder how much of it is Times and Metoo money 🤣
She Hulk is the Disney-Marvel man hating show. Now Disney-Lucas has their equivalent man hating Acolyte.
Kinda funny considering She-Hulk loves men in her comics…
Light, dark, and gray?
Well, everybody knows, there are 50 shades ...
Isaiah 5:20: Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
*Resist moral inversion.*
Amen ☦️
the last jedi: I'm the most spiteful takedown of a beloved franchise
The acolyte: hold our period piece saber.
given the first promo poster that came out, could we possibly prevail upon you please to use a different word before "piece"?
@@troffle that was part of the joke, sorry. It's referencing films set in a specific time period like the revolutionary war and one of the other definitions of the word period.
@@jamiecollins7915 NONO, I get that, it's all good. I like your effectively classical reference.
... I was just trying to make a joke on the conjunction of possible meanings of the word.
... you realise that two people who just tried to be clever of words just both tried to cross each others' path on the street had to stop, bow, doff our hats and move on? If the Internet were like this more often nowadays, this might be a better world. Thank you.
@@troffle you're welcome, I totally agree with you on that front.
People need to take it easy and not be so uber serious on the internet all the time.
How is _The Last Jedi_ one of Star Wars' "best moments"? That was a trainwreck from start to finish.
I suspect George Lucas's recent comments were his attempt to distance himself from this lunacy
He's just as guilty as the rest 👎👎👎
lucas sided with iger in the vote... fuck him.
@@glitterkitty1979no, he isn’t. He sold it because he wanted to focus on family. NO ONE could have possibly predicted that Disney was going to do this to Star Wars.
He's a mystery in this.
Part of him may or may not be under an NDA still, part of him isn't in the best health/mindset, part of him owns a lot of Disney stock, part of him may still care about his legacy which he may not count this as part of...
Just like Star Wars, there is post-Disney George Lucas and real George Lucas.
@@Emma_2Banks….. George literally sold Star Wars to White Slavers….his words.
….but hey, selling things to White Slavers isn’t considered evil in Disney Star Wars 😂
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"... but who built their houses?" Perfect!
The fact that Disney keeps trying to push evil is just one of the
Many reasons I’ve walked away!
You've got a knack for this, loving your content!
Another quality piece that again made me both laugh & ponder, as we look on at the mass hara-kiri we're witnessing from Hollywood right before our very eyes 👀
Because of Kathleen Kennedy - The Female is Forced
Ironically, FonM [struggle-snuggle] hasn't legally been treated as such in the US for over a decade. *It's okay when they do it.*
In the real world, matriarchy and patriarchy have no meaning. The corporate hierarchy is peopled with androgynous apparatchiks that one seldom even sees. Occasionally, some crisis arises and the technical side of the business is sent off on a plane to talk to members of the executive hierarchy. Unhappy female execs smell just the same as unhappy male execs, sweating in their power suits. Their trials and tribulations are unimportant to the rank and file. Simply put, what interests Kathleen and Leslye bores the hell out of the rest of us.
Can't wait to watch your reviews 😂 I find it concerning the level of misandry on display in Hollyweird. Sir my Father is male. So is my brother. So is my nephew. I don't appreciate their patronising claptrap.
Yup. That's what i'm always saying. They are stupid if they think most women like this. Nah, most women side with Gina Carano.
I'll say it, again: this sounds like a remake of Twitches-- the old Disney Channel movie-- done in a Star Wars-ish setting. And they're trying to merch the difference between the Sith and the Jedi, so, to them, it's just like being in a different Hogwarts House
I seriously hope everyone involved in this project finds it almost impossible to get new gigs
When they said "Anakin destroyed the Death Star", I didn't even notice that this was wrong, so one might think I would be the perfect audience for this show.
However that is not the case, I simply don't care about it.
Oh lord how I haven’t even seen it and I’m worried
The show where Star Wars, finally, DEID.
Love the wordplay here
Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
It’s like they have no idea what Star Wars is about.
I cannot believe they let her produce this garbage, Anakin should have destroyed this, and not the imaginary Death Star !!!!
This is too stupid to be stupid. Someone calculated this to do maximum damage to the IP.
I guess we’re paying for Harvey’s sins….
I like how Captain Kirk just walks up to doors, and they automatically open up, just like many doors ac now, here on earth. How primitive that they don't have that where this chic is !
Harvey Weinstien's assistant...
I'm out.
We went from a great franchise (good, evil, redemption, Bounty hunters, slum lords) actual adventures lol; and exchanged it for ideology, gender wars and other petty crap Clown World.
I wonder if the gays will stop having the time of their lives and watch a Star Wars show.
Disney Star Wars must be like aids in the 80's to otherwise normal gays lol. They make this crap for nobody but rich silver spoon marxists that learned everything they know from gender studies and CRT courses smh
So anakin was "too Old" when He was 9 years old. The twins are 11 the jedi should have never even tested them
I am a writer...and for the life of me i don't understand how shows get made with massive plot holes. Even with my miniscule little publishing business I spend weeks on each story, working w my editor and test readers (beta readers) to be sure i have not left any. A plot hole, btw is anything that pulls you out of a story. Can be a gap in logic, or a super annoying character even, or grammar. But seriously, i just don't get it. "Oh the budget on millions just isn't big enough to ensure we can get 3 writers in a room who can make a simple script that makes sense..." ok i know i am ranting now lol...but it defies understanding...
I'm questioning the same thing ... and I mostly have short pieces for magazines and fanfic!
They made this to hurt us.