Do follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/saureshwar/ Also will be doing some shows in certain cities. Do DM me your cities where you want me to perform.
Haa kahi vo vipiiiin ki gf lesbian ho ... Wo hi krti ho use stalk😅. Isliye shyd vo bolti thi ki gay h to bta m chorh dungi ..m use bahana chahiye tha chorhne ka 😅
haan and usne msg v kiya sorry wgera, agar launda stalker hota toh yesb ni bolta ki im sorry tum hurt hui, stalker ldki h, mujhe v start m premonition aaya tha vid k but mujhe lgrha tha uski hi dost hogi idk why.
He is the one . 1st is spelling and 2nd is jab ye jata tha to stalker nhi aata tha ... Or may be the sanju bcoz usne saboot jala diya aur jab vo ata tha to stalker nhi ata tha 😂
Shayad bepin ki gf was the stalker.. bcz wo bepin ko bepiiin bolti thi..toh shyd apurva ko bhi apoorva bole.. ya fir you urself are the stalker.. as u wrote apoorva in ur title
8:00 Oh I just recalled a similar funny story, 10th class me bhi humare school ne ek ladke , ek ladke k 3000Rs. Chura liye the, Jab vo pakda gaya ( bcho ne mara pita xD) toh usne apne Ghar me chori ki taaki chori ke paise lauta sake 😭🤣
broooooooooo.......bhut jada hi suspense ho gya h cant wait 4 nxt part....mera bhut mn krta h live show m aane ka but as a neet aspirant aa nhi skti abhi pls jldi nxt part lao.....plsssssssss.....lots of love ❤❤
jab aapne bola ki u ki jagha oo hai spelling me tab meine bhi guss kar liya tha ki bipin hai and then the audience also guessed it and you chuckled, thaat means that it was bipin..... probably, I'll continue to watch the video. Edit after watching the whole video:- Ek aur suspence!? Ye stalker mere hisaab se Sanchuu hai! Sanchuu ne stalk kiya isiliye Apurva royi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS EASY AS THAT
bro apporva kyu roi uss ka tohn answer bata hi dia hai kim sanchu ne bola tha ki roo de varna mai propose kar dungi......and btw ye bunk vali video dekh ke reply kar raha hu mai
@@kshitijmunjal5173i think sanchuu ne propose karne ka bola tha aur wo roone lag gayi. Par phir sanchuu ne stalk karna shuru kar diya shayad OR IT COULD BE BIPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WO BENGALI YA AISA KUCH THA NA
@@Justtme.vedanshi buddy u know what we will be guessing all possible outcomes but we will not be sure 1 vo rahega hi ki kya pata aasa hua ho so i think i should let it go kyuki sachai toh live dekhne vala koi banda hi bata sakta hai..... that's just my opinion
The audience made me angry fr, they were so irritatingly quite!! Apart from 2 jokes (really good ones) jinki delivery thodi galat hui, kaafi jokes were spot on and made me genuinely laugh. Keep up the work sauresh. 😁👍
Do follow me on Instagram:
instagram.com/saureshwar/
Also will be doing some shows in certain cities. Do DM me your cities where you want me to perform.
Delhi
Haldwani Uttrakhand nanital
Bhopal ❤
Happy valentine's day 😂
Delhi please!!!!
I think sanju was the stoker because he was the only person who didn't ask staker kya hota hai harassment kya hota hai
And also burnt the proof
Yaar sanju toh sath m thana cafe me vo q puchega dono ko sath m hi pta chla h 😂😂
Saurabh Rawat is the stalker bcoz see the title 'Apoorva'
ye Saurabh mind game khelega abhi ye wala comment delete nahi karega Phir baki logo ko lagega ki Saurabh stalker nahi tha ! BC xD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
smart!
😂@@harshpawar7272
Areh bhai raw mei bharti hoja🥸
You are the stalker. You wrote apoorva in the title. 😂😂😂
Bhai tu he hai wo stalker, 😂😂😂
You wrote apoorva with oo
wow lol
uska dost bhi ho sakta h
Abbe chitiye . Agar oh hi tah to ose itna regret kyo hua
dekho ye khud hota to video nai banata sanju ka to naam hi sanju hai uspe doubt hai
@@aksharapal5919 bhai tu smjhi ni, wo hota h mera dost kehkr log puri baat btate h, whi h ye XD. sanju iska ghar k naam h.
You are just fabulous bhai , your own silence after u smoothly slide in a punch is the best part 😂😂
Thank you so much 😀
Got it sanju was stalker 🤣🤣🤣
how sure??
Kyuki woh Stalker nhi ata jab dono ek sath rehte the
😂😂
@@GetlowMF logic 😂
@@cresent_puma dude he tried to propose her 😂aur fhir vo Stalker ko pure plans kasie pata the 🌝
Chop ko choop bole
Vipin :Vipeeen
Aage aaplog ho hi samjhdaar 🤧😎
Haa kahi vo vipiiiin ki gf lesbian ho ... Wo hi krti ho use stalk😅. Isliye shyd vo bolti thi ki gay h to bta m chorh dungi ..m use bahana chahiye tha chorhne ka 😅
haan and usne msg v kiya sorry wgera, agar launda stalker hota toh yesb ni bolta ki im sorry tum hurt hui, stalker ldki h, mujhe v start m premonition aaya tha vid k but mujhe lgrha tha uski hi dost hogi idk why.
The way you narrate the story is Fabb! It makes it even more interesting ☺
Thank you so much 😀
Legit
@@akritichandra5370 thank you 😊
I've imagined a whole series of 8 episodes , with an open end
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro i started writing the story give me your insta
@@nishajuneja3099 no need...
😂😂😂😂
@@nishajuneja3099 no need...
Seems things worked out for you 😉
So sanchu was the stalker...Bro did the crime and started investigating the same 🤣🤣👏👏
waited for this one answer for almost one and a half year. Absolute masterpiece!!!!
Thank you 😊
@@saureshwarhi bro jab aapne bola ki shayad me aur apoorva kabhi nahi milenge ya mar bhi jaye..
To kuch kuch feel hua
@@saureshwarab stalker ka pata bhi ek saal baad hi lagega kya
@@saureshwarSanchu hi saare kaand karta hai, vahi stalker hoga
@Catherine.2002 batayenge
Fav Standup comedian... you're gonna blow up soon ❤
Thank you
He is the one . 1st is spelling and 2nd is jab ye jata tha to stalker nhi aata tha ... Or may be the sanju bcoz usne saboot jala diya aur jab vo ata tha to stalker nhi ata tha 😂
Ek aur Baar suspense , shayad story abb international Chali jaye😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Haha I love the whole Video❤
And The suspense of who is the stocker is doesn't letting me sleep for sure...
Glad you liked it!! Jald hi batayenge
@@saureshwarKab😭😭😭
After a long wait the mystery will bhi uncovered
what mistery bro??
normal pahadi ppl making everyone laugh this is for sure hum uttrakhand valo ka era anyways loved your content bhaiyaa
Bhai tumari story ko school ki book me hona chaiye 😂😂
Good performance
Hahahahah thanks
Here we go again... 😂❤❤ Maza ayga bhai
Yes
Shayad bepin ki gf was the stalker.. bcz wo bepin ko bepiiin bolti thi..toh shyd apurva ko bhi apoorva bole.. ya fir you urself are the stalker.. as u wrote apoorva in ur title
Didi saurabh is the stalker tittle dekha Apoorva likha hai
@@Gojo_ka_baap01 whi bola h bhaiya.. ki inhi dono me doubt h...
@@Gojo_ka_baap01see the title clearly apoorva double quotation marks me Diya he, which implies that those are someone else's words
😂so funny
Shanaya was the stalker 😂😂
😂😂 best stand-up comedy I ever seen before.....
finally ajj khulasa ho jayega ki APOORVA kyun roh rahi thi
FINALLY
Lekin apoorva ke stalker ka kya 😢
8:00 Oh I just recalled a similar funny story, 10th class me bhi humare school ne ek ladke , ek ladke k 3000Rs. Chura liye the, Jab vo pakda gaya ( bcho ne mara pita xD) toh usne apne Ghar me chori ki taaki chori ke paise lauta sake 😭🤣
Exams are near nd just discovered ur channel 😭... Bc Stand up dekhne ka asli maza exams ke season mai kyu aata hai 😭😭..
Sanchuu the Stalker ( samjhe nhi bunk video main 35 min dene ke baad😆🤣🤩🤩)
broooooooooo.......bhut jada hi suspense ho gya h cant wait 4 nxt part....mera bhut mn krta h live show m aane ka but as a neet aspirant aa nhi skti abhi pls jldi nxt part lao.....plsssssssss.....lots of love ❤❤
Bilkul try karenge
Oh my god that Stoker is like Zade very few people are going to understand this one for context that is a character from a book
Hahahhaha
you are the stocker you wrote Apoorva in the title 😛
Chal chiti jalate h was epic line 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 thank you
I think you are that stalker, bcz you wrote Apoorva with oo 😅
Right 😂
1st time encountered with this kind of comedy... loved it.. subscribjng u for sure❤❤❤❤❤
Welcome aboard!
@@saureshwar thank u thank u😂
@@vinitanirban1822 ji ji
aap hi toh nhi ho stalker? :)))
btw awesome video..mastt storyline
Thank you 😊
Sanchu was the stalker😂😂😂... Propose maar dega..
Areyyy yaaar yeh kya harkaat hai 🙂, abhi aapka stand up dekhne me dar lagta hai
😂😂😂😂
Thankyou ❣️ Bro. Yaad Aaya Kuch Pichli Video Me Pucha Tha. 😅
Yes
4:39 literally my reaction 😂
It's very hilarious for Bengali ... Though Being a bengali lady I enjoyed
Thank you means a lot
Love you Bhai💗 Love from Gwalior
Thank you
Broo delhi main kab karogee show
31st March ko..... Bookmyshow pe jald hi live ho jaega
@@saureshwar Bhai pakka aaungaa Done bhai love you ❤ and your content By the way And also PVR saket aata jaat rehta huun 💪🏽
@@saurabhchauhan744 thanks thanks 💯
@@saureshwar bhai I m so happy ki aapne comment dekha aur Reply bhi kara means a lot to Meet saurabh bhai 🥺❤💪🏽
@@saurabhchauhan744 bilkul bhai 😊
Rawat Ji ,
Ye kya baat hui, Theek hai BKL wait kar rha hu naam ka
You are My fav comic now...
Thank you
Incredible sense of humour 😂❤
Thank you
Apoorvaa...😂
U r too good sourab😂❤
Bhaiya mughe laga tha bipin hoga lekin climax toh😂😂😂
Abla naari 😂hatt.... Mst part h
Because woh vipin ko bhi vipiin bolti thi aur card mai bhi apurva ki jagah apoorva tha
Or tell me how to get those tickets in patna
he should be a storyteller😍😍😍😍
😊
Your voice ❤love from jammu and kashmir.
Thank you 😀
Means a lot
Your stories are really very interesting. Keep posting more videos 😂❤
Thank you
Stalker is Sourabh Rawat 😸
Title m Apoorva likha hua 🤝🙂
How bro title m to wo kuchh bhi likh sakta hai apoorva kyu nahi likh sakta
Bhai yaar Dil jit liya yaar ye cutiyapa kabhi katam nhi hona cahiye 😂😂😂😂😂😂 maja ata h isme
😂😂😂😂
😂👏bs yr!!
😂
Hey apurva who is the stalker ?? 🙂🙂
Unexpected Fun ❤😂❤😂❤
Mzaa aa gya bhai ...
🎉❤
Thank you
will be waiting for next part kyunki eventually stalker ko bhi koi na koi video me reveal krna hi hai tumhe 😂
wo bhi 1 saal baad daalega bhai
Bro just see video title it's Apoorva not apurva
Ji
@@saureshwarwhen is it coming next video been waiting
@@wordsinpaperjournaljournal time lagega
Hahah, bahut umda bhaiya, Mja aya🤣🤣👌
Thank you
Stalker hai apne detective “Saurabh bhai"
Kyunki inhone bhi apne video ke title mai *Apoorva* oo likha hai.😅
bro your way of telling story are so damn cool
so now we know who was the stalker....the stalker was saurabh himself as u can see the title😂😂❤❤
jab aapne bola ki u ki jagha oo hai spelling me tab meine bhi guss kar liya tha ki bipin hai and then the audience also guessed it and you chuckled, thaat means that it was bipin..... probably, I'll continue to watch the video.
Edit after watching the whole video:- Ek aur suspence!? Ye stalker mere hisaab se Sanchuu hai! Sanchuu ne stalk kiya isiliye Apurva royi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS EASY AS THAT
bro apporva kyu roi uss ka tohn answer bata hi dia hai kim sanchu ne bola tha ki roo de varna mai propose kar dungi......and btw ye bunk vali video dekh ke reply kar raha hu mai
@@kshitijmunjal5173i think sanchuu ne propose karne ka bola tha aur wo roone lag gayi. Par phir sanchuu ne stalk karna shuru kar diya shayad OR IT COULD BE BIPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WO BENGALI YA AISA KUCH THA NA
@@Justtme.vedanshi buddy u know what we will be guessing all possible outcomes but we will not be sure 1 vo rahega hi ki kya pata aasa hua ho so i think i should let it go kyuki sachai toh live dekhne vala koi banda hi bata sakta hai..... that's just my opinion
@@kshitijmunjal5173 I understand you thought but I am also just sharing my opinion here genuinely
Baaki Apoorva ke liye log good morning likh ke bag mei daal rhe hain, dukh dard peeda 😔
Bro you made my day 😍❤️.....just love it 💓
Thank you so much 😀
@@saureshwar aweeee so sweet of you 😍❤️
@@tannuahlawat26 😊🫂
Soothing voice 🙌
Thanks
Bhai the answer is Bipin's girlfriend 😂
Bhai Tera Humour Achha Hai Par Logo Ko Khush Rakha Kar
Bro you have a great future in comady videos ❤
The Stoker is Sanju 😂
And bro love your videos 📸
Love from ahemdabad ♥️
Thank you 😊
OMG! For the first time watching ur stand up comedy literally u made me laugh hardly😂😂
तुमने क्षमता तो है एक दिन अच्छे कॉमेडियन बन सकते हो मेहनत करते रहो, प्रेजेंटेशन पर ज्यादा मेहनत करो बच्चे, best of luck❤
Thank you 😊
Katappa ney bahubali ko kyu mara❌
Apurva kyu roh rahi thi✅
🫂😊
Fan ho gyi bhai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks
@@saureshwar I'm moving abroad in November, ek baar aajao usse pehle please!
Apoorva ki stalker, shanaya hai. Meri soch main kuch bhi sochun.
😂
Atlast aa hi gya🫡. Thanks bhai
Welcome bhai
Why this guy is underrated
He's damm funny hilarious 😂😂😂❤😅😅
Thank you
Bhaisahab majaa aa gayaa. Harr video dekh liyaa hass hass keee. Gajab storyteller. Gujarat aoo. Yaa hum kare organise.
Bilkul aaenge
😂I think that bangali guy was stalker because vo chup ko choop bole aur vo bangali log bolte hai !!!!! Yo 🤘 got the answer
Saurabh bhi bolta hai "didn't knew" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Terrific 💯
Thank you 😊
@@saureshwar Keep it up 🙏
@@neerajsalam4805 😊
bhaaai ye bnda hmesha suspense m chordkr jaata h !!!!!!!!!!
ab ptaani agla 3rd part kb aayega ek saal lag gya 2nd paart aane m 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Issi saal aaega
We all know you are the stalker
😂😂😂😂. The reason of her cry was legit
The audience made me angry fr, they were so irritatingly quite!! Apart from 2 jokes (really good ones) jinki delivery thodi galat hui, kaafi jokes were spot on and made me genuinely laugh. Keep up the work sauresh. 😁👍
Thank you
Keep it up @@saureshwar .. Aise hi karte rahoga tho Apurva aapko pro maaregi
@@siddheshjadhav4759 😂
Love you bro very fantastic ❤
Sanju was the stalker because 😂😂😂
when he said someone is stalking apoorva
sanju said- to rhn dete h
Or he is the stalker bcoz title is apoorva😂😂
Katappa ney bahubali ko kyu mara❌
Apurva kyu roh rahi thi❌
yeh stalker kaun tha✅
😊
Bhai Fully Obsessed with mic stand😂 G me lelo Saurabh bhai😅
Bhai Teri tarah thodi hu
Stocker tum ho broo BCz you use double O in apoorva instead of apurva
i think it's the potential gay guy ,cuz he was bengali and he could be the one writting apoorva instead of apurva (time stamp -6:05)
7:02 bahi most people don't get the kv pun
😅
Almond drop was the stalker.. His crush was apoorva 😌
Yaar bhaiya aap bahut bure ho har baar last m mystery kar k chale jate ho😢.but it's always a great show and I love u bhaiya ❤
Thank you
masterpiece!
Thank you
my theory is sanju bar bar bunk marne ke liye aporvaa ko rulati thi. hence sanju is the stacker.😶🌫
😑
Sanchu is the best character 😅
does any one know was the stocker ??
🤔
pls reply😳😳
Sanchu
I guess apurva ki friend
maybe sanchu
😅
Awesome 🎉
Thank you! Cheers!
Nice one....but you were the stalker caught you
Stalker is his friend man 😂😂😂