"Dirty and Dark" - Stand Up Comedy by Saurabh Rawat

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Dosto yeh video thodi alag hai. Thoda sa naya try kiya and umeed hai aap logo pasand aaega. Toh dekhna and jokes hai yeh, yeh hamesha yaad rakhna. Iske bhi aage ke parts aaenge hopefully. Toh bas maje karo.
    Dosto comments section mein batana tum log bhi apni kahaniya.
    Baaki shows karenge toh aana dekhne jab bhi aapke shehar aaye.
    For bookings: saurabhxrawat4869@gmail.com
    Subscribe to my Channel: / @saureshwar
    Instagram: / saureshwar
    Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.To know more about such live shows:
    / indiehabitat
    Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
    The Habitat Audio Team:Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
    The Habitat Video Team:Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelinoaaditi Hirani: / aaditihiraniharsh Shah: / ysoharsh
    Editing:
    Aseem Mathur
    Neona Films
    www,neonafilms.com
    Special Thanks:
    Me (Saurabh Rawat)
    #standupcomdey #comedy #standup #newstandupcomedy #saurabhrawat

КОМЕНТАРІ • 559

  • @raunakjaiswal7109
    @raunakjaiswal7109 2 місяці тому +105

    Waiting for Saurabh Rawat X Samay Raina collaborations. 💀😎 #SRvsSR

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  2 місяці тому +42

      Samay ko bolo....... Dark fir bataenge duniya ko kya hota hai 😂

  • @adarshroutray2103
    @adarshroutray2103 3 місяці тому +416

    I want that feeling so bad as a guy, when a girl's mom says," Accha, ------ ke saath hai, fir thik hai."
    That statement, shows the trust........I can't explain it, only a true man can understand that feeling.

    • @adarshroutray2103
      @adarshroutray2103 2 місяці тому +33

      DISCLAIMER: Only a true man can understand what I said.

    • @ArifHossain-to1fl
      @ArifHossain-to1fl 2 місяці тому +4

      @@adarshroutray2103 Trueman doesn't have feelings :3

    • @manisha6639
      @manisha6639 2 місяці тому +6

      Aisa ek dost toh hum bhi deserve karte hain 😢

    • @adarshroutray2103
      @adarshroutray2103 2 місяці тому +10

      @@ArifHossain-to1fl Every Human Being has feelings.....For women, feelings are important, that's why they cry. For men, their responsibilities are more important than their feelings. PERIOD.

    • @aotyeagarist
      @aotyeagarist 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@adarshroutray2103 For women feelings are not more important than responsibilities and human beings express themselves by crying when they r sad, it's just that we're brainwashed by Bollywood and society 😅

  • @Purbong_Abhishek
    @Purbong_Abhishek 2 місяці тому +227

    Bhai jab beep hi dalna h to video mat dala karo yaar😑

  • @mnnsi
    @mnnsi 2 місяці тому +7

    Great delivery tbh, the way you did this complete bit was something new for my pallette and loved it. The way you played with audience's nerves throughout was mann, too good.

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  2 місяці тому

      Thank you at least someone gets its 😁

    • @Secretsuperstar-x9k
      @Secretsuperstar-x9k Місяць тому +1

      Arey yar iss topic phe kuyi kul khe jokes ya kuch bhi baat karna saahi nahi samaj the, but you are having a great sense of humor and guts I appreciate............ Kash har society open minded rehte, but beep sound
      Bohut disturbing hai

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  Місяць тому

      @@Secretsuperstar-x9k thanks ha beep yaar UA-cam ki wajah se daalna padhta hai

    • @Secretsuperstar-x9k
      @Secretsuperstar-x9k Місяць тому +1

      Ur most welcome 🙃 Wish u a great success in your life 😌

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  Місяць тому

      @@Secretsuperstar-x9k thank you

  • @Menakshi203
    @Menakshi203 3 місяці тому +593

    Why are we normalising talking dirty ??

    • @radhikasharma6250
      @radhikasharma6250 3 місяці тому +27

      Yeah right, they have interest in this talk

    • @1stepAhead9
      @1stepAhead9 3 місяці тому +12

      Capitalism 😂

    • @sushilnayak8812
      @sushilnayak8812 2 місяці тому +34

      Because it takes courage to do dark jokes and the audience should have sufficient knowledge to understand and accept the same.

    • @sahilrajbhar652
      @sahilrajbhar652 2 місяці тому +1

      Good 👍

    • @snehashreeswain
      @snehashreeswain 2 місяці тому +9

      Taboo topics are interesting

  • @rogerotakufernandez5995
    @rogerotakufernandez5995 3 місяці тому +39

    Only one thing to say abt the last segment - genuine gentleman u r saurabh, hars off & respect to u brother.

  • @pratikcovers6913
    @pratikcovers6913 3 місяці тому +70

    bhaiiiiii is 2.0 version of samay raina

  • @skullritik4328
    @skullritik4328 3 місяці тому +5

    I want a special brother.
    loved it 👽

  • @AdityaSharma-hv8jy
    @AdityaSharma-hv8jy 3 місяці тому +7

    Enjoyed every minute 😂

  • @panchhipeehu236
    @panchhipeehu236 3 місяці тому +4

    😂 awesome ❤

  • @harilalgaura1279
    @harilalgaura1279 Місяць тому +1

    Bright and shining🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @Beat_95
    @Beat_95 Місяць тому +2

    Samay's dark comedy -8th class ke back bench pe hone vaali baatein
    Saurabh- 🌚 college ke back bench vaali darkest comedy

  • @Md_Rumaan
    @Md_Rumaan 3 місяці тому +3

    MAZAA AAYAA ❤

  • @Bhavincis
    @Bhavincis 3 місяці тому +2

    2:16 2:18 even umbrella opens up like that 😆

  • @lol_tyagiji
    @lol_tyagiji 3 місяці тому +4

    Badhiya set bhai

  • @DaaruPiyega69
    @DaaruPiyega69 2 місяці тому +2

    Good one! 🤍

  • @MyBIGLuck
    @MyBIGLuck 3 місяці тому +1

    Are yaar ye Nezzy wapas aa gaya 😅

  • @AAA-Shhubham
    @AAA-Shhubham 2 місяці тому

    17:52 my smile fadded 😶🙃

  • @hharshshrivastava
    @hharshshrivastava 3 місяці тому +1

    0:52 usko hawas nhii kehte😂😂😂

  • @Lovepreet-vv8dk
    @Lovepreet-vv8dk 2 місяці тому +4

    Ye jassi gill ka bhai hai kya 😂😂

  • @Abhishek-o9c
    @Abhishek-o9c 3 місяці тому +1

    Bahut Cool....

  • @exampoint293
    @exampoint293 3 місяці тому +2

    Es bande azibo garib bandiya hii milti Hain

  • @milimittal9752
    @milimittal9752 10 днів тому

    Bro aur videos upload kro 😂😂😂

  • @KimiKimi-fy2kn
    @KimiKimi-fy2kn 2 місяці тому

    😂no hesitation

  • @altamashkhan1854
    @altamashkhan1854 2 місяці тому

    Wonderfull bhai 😂

  • @ShivamGupta-tt9fn
    @ShivamGupta-tt9fn Місяць тому +1

    Yaaar beep hi sunna tha to dirty stand-up comedy kyi search kiya

  • @sahilrawat7966
    @sahilrawat7966 3 місяці тому +2

    bhai damn lmao

  • @fookat5313
    @fookat5313 2 місяці тому +1

    😂bro even if u go deeper their is no sensation they feel cause no receptor after 3inches🗿iykyk

  • @nipunsinghnegi.9862
    @nipunsinghnegi.9862 2 місяці тому

    Uttrakhand se ho kya bhai..

  • @akashpal7788
    @akashpal7788 3 місяці тому

    Bhai yaar aapne video me beep ku Dali hai mood spoil ho jata hai hum bhi to aapki audiance hai 😢

  • @manshinegi7088
    @manshinegi7088 3 місяці тому +7

    rawat kbse jaat hone lage?

  • @aritramukherjee752
    @aritramukherjee752 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂

  • @Sesram-j4d
    @Sesram-j4d 8 днів тому

    S

  • @GucciMundaEshul
    @GucciMundaEshul Місяць тому +1

    pehli bat rawat jaat ni garhwali hote h mere bhai

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  Місяць тому

      Mere bhai jaat bhi hote hai

  • @295_GUY
    @295_GUY 3 місяці тому

    9:58

  • @SukhdeepSingh-r2i
    @SukhdeepSingh-r2i 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂

  • @satyampatel4956
    @satyampatel4956 24 дні тому +13

    Stand Up ❌ Sit Up✅

  • @AZ-ed1xx
    @AZ-ed1xx 3 місяці тому +208

    Kuch stand-up family k sath dekhne wale hote Hain, kuch family banate waqt dekhne wale 😂😂

  • @chikkugurjar1716
    @chikkugurjar1716 2 місяці тому +14

    Jb sb beep hi krna h to vdo kyu dalra h bhaiii

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  2 місяці тому +2

      Next time full beep bhai

  • @SaloniRajput-dc4wd
    @SaloniRajput-dc4wd Місяць тому +6

    Ohhk until the last one it was going smooth but whatever u said in the last joke u should re-watch that otherwise should remove this video cause idk if u might know or not but this somewhere affects the society.....

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  Місяць тому +2

      Thanks for telling me..... Watch something else

    • @lightken6818
      @lightken6818 12 днів тому

      Boy as a friend banane wali ladkiyo ko warning dedo... 90% ladke usme issi hope me jindagi bita rahe hai ki unhe ye ladki mil jayegi .. or 10% isliye nahi hai kuki unki bandi hai yaa fir wo jo ladki hai wo ugly hai.

  • @Samarth_pathak08
    @Samarth_pathak08 2 місяці тому +19

    Bro I'm a virgin nd still imagining all of this😂😂😂😂

  • @reshmagurjar3766
    @reshmagurjar3766 2 місяці тому +6

    Saurabh Bai disabled par AP joke mat Karo ye sunne me tik nahi h .human rights walon ne Deka to AAP fir kya karoge

    • @Anonymous-F20
      @Anonymous-F20 2 місяці тому

      It's a joke and if u can't hear it then just skip it

    • @ItsMyOpinionDude
      @ItsMyOpinionDude 23 дні тому

      @@Anonymous-F20 Shut up teri maa-behen pr koi ulta-sidha comment krke usse joke ka naam de dega to , usse bhi tu aese hi skip kr diyo

    • @Anonymous-F20
      @Anonymous-F20 6 днів тому

      @@ItsMyOpinionDude abe gadhe ...tune moral education ki class mein janda leke nikla tha kya .... Samne wala ko pta hota hai kb majak kiya jaye ..or kab ki maa behan pe bola jaye .... Satiya gya hai pura kya..

  • @pranavhunashikatti7698
    @pranavhunashikatti7698 3 місяці тому +38

    lagta hai tujhe hum bhi yaad aa gaye bhai thank you for uploading

  • @santoshadarsh
    @santoshadarsh 3 місяці тому +62

    Bro that was too dark even for me🤣

  • @nine11pilot
    @nine11pilot 3 місяці тому +120

    India is not ready for his jokes

    • @Nomadic__d
      @Nomadic__d 3 місяці тому +4

      No

    • @Nomadic__d
      @Nomadic__d 3 місяці тому +5

      No

    • @ankitbasetia8581
      @ankitbasetia8581 3 місяці тому +13

      Cheap, should not be

    • @kartiksaroha1397
      @kartiksaroha1397 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@ankitbasetia8581when some gora comic does it oh my god wow so cool, but when some indian comic does it so cheap😂

    • @ArslanAli-fs7cz
      @ArslanAli-fs7cz 2 місяці тому

      ​@@kartiksaroha1397exactly

  • @mukeshsamrit9669
    @mukeshsamrit9669 2 місяці тому +10

    Hate that beep 😡😡

  • @Mrbrahman5911-u3y
    @Mrbrahman5911-u3y 3 місяці тому +33

    Bro please drop regular videos btw love your videos

  • @Neet-su9jg
    @Neet-su9jg 3 місяці тому +6

    0:14 pahali bandi pahala banda ye sab darma abhi chalu hua hai ek se pyar nhi hota hai hatt bekar generation

  • @spitthetruth7174
    @spitthetruth7174 2 місяці тому +221

    Best joke at 19:50

  • @Indian-xv3tz
    @Indian-xv3tz 3 місяці тому +63

    Saurabh tells even the dark dark jokes in a story style that too in a cool , cute manner. This makes even the dark jokes sound sweet . 😊 .

  • @bhaktidaily8901
    @bhaktidaily8901 3 місяці тому +13

    Bhai always Rocks 🤘😂with Dirty & Dark 🔥

  • @truptichunkikar4272
    @truptichunkikar4272 24 дні тому +2

    Tujhe suicide joke lag raha hai na, nas katna, pankhe se latakne ke baad jibh bahar nikalna.... Jinke loved ones aise way se chale gae hai unko puchho, they are scared of such things for their entire life, goosebumps aate hai aisa kuchh sun bhi lo toh......

    • @ItsMyOpinionDude
      @ItsMyOpinionDude 23 дні тому +1

      It's not just his fault; the audience is also to blame for being brain-rotted. They laugh at everything, from jokes about the dwarf to jokes about suicide.

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому

      I can do it because I have experienced that in my family. Don't want to be a white knight for everyone like you

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому

      Every joke can be made. You mean to say that dwarfs are unworthy of jokes?

  • @shuruu7x
    @shuruu7x 3 місяці тому +20

    Bruh ! I'm that saurabh who is consistent in your comment section from first video ❤❤
    Much love .....
    Bina dekhe hi comment ❤

  • @nainadeshwal
    @nainadeshwal 3 місяці тому +17

    Absolutely loved this set! ❤😂😂😂

  • @RaiSahab_QT
    @RaiSahab_QT 3 місяці тому +11

    Chi Chi Mazze aa gae😂😂❤

  • @goyalrj04
    @goyalrj04 3 місяці тому +17

    Thank you brother new video

  • @nikhil_br06
    @nikhil_br06 2 місяці тому +12

    5:34 brother your talk is more dirty than dirtiest 💀

  • @samriddhimishra6485
    @samriddhimishra6485 3 місяці тому +15

    Loved it! :D waiting for the next part!

    • @harzinderbassan9038
      @harzinderbassan9038 2 місяці тому

      Maan jao

    • @robinmehkali4444
      @robinmehkali4444 13 днів тому

      वाह पंडताइन बहुत खूब बाप को पता है ये आदतें?

  • @harshadchawla4513
    @harshadchawla4513 2 місяці тому +32

    madhur virli vali kuch feel aa ri h

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  2 місяці тому +8

      Itna feel mat Kara kar bhai

  • @Shinno79
    @Shinno79 Місяць тому +2

    Plz don't crack jokes on disable peopls... that's not funny . It's not normal 🙃

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому

      Neither are they ( ps this was a joke too )

  • @Vishnutomarrr
    @Vishnutomarrr 2 місяці тому +11

    Brooo 🗿 his audience 🤡

  • @MissKrishna20
    @MissKrishna20 3 місяці тому +7

    Bro ka views kam ho gya hain 😢

  • @Wordsbyk
    @Wordsbyk 2 місяці тому +10

    14:57 his face 🤣🤣🤣 that feeling he feels after joke

  • @weirdobeing
    @weirdobeing 2 місяці тому +2

    Dirty & Dark with *Beeps* is ironic or hypocritical? 🤦 Jo bhi ho, *Beeps* are annoying for sure. I quit this Video at 7:50

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  2 місяці тому

      Ok ironic toh life hai

  • @yogitasharma4287
    @yogitasharma4287 2 місяці тому +3

    Mental health ka check up kara lo aap 😅

  • @SachinChaudhary-ng3es
    @SachinChaudhary-ng3es 3 місяці тому +6

    Samay bhaai real ID se aao 😂😂😂

  • @prateektiwari108
    @prateektiwari108 2 місяці тому +18

    Ek truck ke pichhe likha tha - "use deeper at night".😂

  • @vanshikajuneja666
    @vanshikajuneja666 16 днів тому +1

    You have to understand that some jokes are not meant to be in the public out there, because for people who are disabled, seriously?

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому

      Every joke can be told in public.

  • @pravneetkaur8427
    @pravneetkaur8427 12 днів тому +2

    Please gande wale dark mat hona😭 I almost had a crush on you and went back on my decision twice or thrice. Tum cutely beizzati maarte huye pyaare lagte ho, madhur virli mat banna please. I loveeeeeee your way of delivering jokes. Samay ko samay rehne do madhur ko madhur, tum Saurabh hi raho please. Tumhari USP tumhari cute way of delivery and that innocence while telling a dirty joke hai ....Bas ab itne bhi dark joke na kro ki lage yhi dekhna tha toh fir Samay ko hi dekh lete hain🥺😒 baaki ofcourse jaisi aapki shraddha💁🏻‍♀️
    ~ a fan of your innocent and cute way of stand up and comedy💛♥️

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому +1

      Every artist wants to try newer things. Imagination is key in art. You can't pigeon hole an artist. Because then I will be doing the same thing. Which I don't want to. I understand your viewpoint but still it's weird how you consider dark jokes with samay rather it's a genre of comedy. I will keep on exploring. Hope you will still stay with my humour.

    • @pravneetkaur8427
      @pravneetkaur8427 11 днів тому +1

      @@saureshwar Sure I'd love to see you exploring and widening your skill set. And no no I actually saw one of your replies to a comment about your Collab with Samay will reach higher levels of dark, while I'd watch that too but all I wanted to say was don't lose your element in your quest of exploration. Retain your uniqueness. Your authenticity and essence are your super power, don't let that fade. Also
      Ps you're way better than Samay✨✨
      Eagerly waiting for your next video😍😊

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому +1

      @@pravneetkaur8427 thank you and I understand what you mean and I would make sure that doesn't happen. Collab with samay can only happen if the audience reaches out to him.
      I will try to entertain you all to the best of my ability.

    • @pravneetkaur8427
      @pravneetkaur8427 11 днів тому

      @@saureshwar thank you ♥️♥️😊😊

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  11 днів тому +2

      @@pravneetkaur8427 do come for live show kabhi

  • @sourav_vlog00
    @sourav_vlog00 День тому

    Beep kro or subtitle laga diya kro na 😂 chii chii maze 😂

  • @rounakkumar5319
    @rounakkumar5319 2 місяці тому +1

    Banjh bol kr roast Krna isn't cool or funny. U failed as a human and we failed as a society

  • @anoopitiss
    @anoopitiss 3 місяці тому +6

    great work bro, hope to see more videos from you

  • @mohitabhardwaj650
    @mohitabhardwaj650 2 місяці тому +4

    Har 2 min pe mere muh gaali niklne lgi

  • @dramaking5939
    @dramaking5939 3 місяці тому +2

    Bhai audience bekar thi but your set is fucking awesome

  • @proooooof07
    @proooooof07 3 місяці тому +4

    That's my boy😂❤ great job once again 😗✨

  • @pumpkin095
    @pumpkin095 Місяць тому +5

    Bro please dont use beep sound effect 😢

  • @lnresearch
    @lnresearch 5 днів тому

    Banda bandi kya h yr ye ache word use nhi kar sakte

  • @SponditaRakshit
    @SponditaRakshit 3 місяці тому +3

    his cute face and dirty jokes 😈😈

  • @Farheenkhan-hw8og
    @Farheenkhan-hw8og 3 місяці тому +7

    Love the way you talk ❤️
    Sending love from Pakistan 💗

    • @a_soldier_at_heart
      @a_soldier_at_heart 3 місяці тому

      Sidhe bolo na ki barood bhej rhi ho😂

    • @Farheenkhan-hw8og
      @Farheenkhan-hw8og 3 місяці тому

      @@a_soldier_at_heart Bss soch soch ki Baat Hoti ham to Pyar ki baat karte apko barood Nazar araha.

    • @a_soldier_at_heart
      @a_soldier_at_heart 3 місяці тому

      @@Farheenkhan-hw8og soch ka nhi Farheen ji mulk mulk ka frk hai

    • @Farheenkhan-hw8og
      @Farheenkhan-hw8og 3 місяці тому

      @@a_soldier_at_heart sir I don't think so log Kahi k bhi burray hotien Kya ap chahtay hamari orto or bacho ko marna ? Ham bhi nhi chahte dushmani apni jaggah log yaha bhi Apne border paar bhi Apne.

    • @Farheenkhan-hw8og
      @Farheenkhan-hw8og 3 місяці тому

      @@a_soldier_at_heart dushmani logo k beach me to kabhi nhi rahi I guess bss governments ko apni politics chalaani or media ko ratings bharani.

  • @chetnabhardwaj6195
    @chetnabhardwaj6195 3 місяці тому +5

    saurabh you are too good damn 😂😂😂😂

  • @24hcameraroll
    @24hcameraroll 2 місяці тому +1

    This video is for education purpose only 🔞👍🏻

  • @businessstalker9302
    @businessstalker9302 2 місяці тому +2

    Bhai Rawat kbse Jast hone lage ??? 😅😅

  • @trozanhorse7532
    @trozanhorse7532 3 місяці тому +3

    Can't relate bro. I'm single 😂

  • @radhikasharma6250
    @radhikasharma6250 3 місяці тому +2

    Galiyo se kaise thark chadti haie bhai😅

  • @DhaanviSingh-r4v
    @DhaanviSingh-r4v 2 місяці тому +1

    Muje ek bhi utna koi funny nahi laga matlab chal kya raha gai meri life mai itna stress gai kya ya itna dirty hu ki yeah sab normal lag raha hai 😑

  • @mini4667
    @mini4667 2 місяці тому +1

    Chii hell men

  • @junaidjaved1834
    @junaidjaved1834 2 місяці тому +1

    Sasta madhur virli.

  • @ktar6754
    @ktar6754 3 місяці тому +2

    Why audience aren't laughing!🙂

  • @justscroll16
    @justscroll16 2 місяці тому +2

    Well there is a technique to go deeper than a man think he can go to max

  • @nehabarnwal3952
    @nehabarnwal3952 2 місяці тому +12

    What a set-up and jokes literally title justified the joke and it's dark and i just love it❤❤

  • @sourav_vlog00
    @sourav_vlog00 День тому

    Sancho is back 😂😂

  • @mridulpandya6330
    @mridulpandya6330 3 місяці тому +3

    Meri to gf hi nahi 😂😂😂
    Phir bhi sun raha hun 😅❤

  • @abhimanyubhooenwad9180
    @abhimanyubhooenwad9180 Місяць тому +1

    ये रजत पतिधार स्टँड अप कबसे करणे लगा

  • @DaaruPiyega69
    @DaaruPiyega69 2 місяці тому +3

    Why you are so underrated❤❤❤❤

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  2 місяці тому +1

      Better hai overrated se toh 😅

  • @nishitasingh7887
    @nishitasingh7887 Місяць тому +2

    the whole time i was thinking where to laugh at

  • @tanishadutta5669
    @tanishadutta5669 Місяць тому +1

    I think he is trying to copy madhur virli🤡

    • @saureshwar
      @saureshwar  Місяць тому

      Hahahahha cute to think that

  • @shiblibashir8355
    @shiblibashir8355 3 місяці тому +2

    Dirtiest jokes next?😂

  • @ashutosh0133
    @ashutosh0133 7 днів тому

    Bina Sir Per ki Bakwas

  • @neetijoshi_09
    @neetijoshi_09 18 днів тому +1

    I know rawat as a Garhwali but aaj ye dekhke pta chla ki rawat Jaat bhi hote h 😂

  • @buttercup3236
    @buttercup3236 Місяць тому +1

    bhai stalker kon tha..???