Having a bad day? It could always be worse... | TRY NOT TO LAUGH #79
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Zed does seem like the kind of guy who eats wings with a knife and fork.
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No.
Pineapple on pizza will do that to you.
and puts pineapple on pizza 🤮
@Rip Cord I'm a believer that if the wing is sauced then you need no dipping
I'm 73 and my wife is 72. We always look forward to Zed's videos and we watch every one of them. Zed is a great antidote for all the bad news these days. Laughing should something that we all share but, sadly, it seems that virtually all humor offends someone these days. Zed's personality and his sense of humor is such a refreshing break from all the other crap we see these days. Keep it up!
This needs more likes
Comedy has always offended someone , somewhere. It's just that in the past humorists and the majority of people cared more about the comedy than those hypothetical people and their feelings.
More people like Zed are needed to just turn up the volume and be unapologetically funny.
Support Zed and help fight comedy cancer ✊️(This has been a very serious message)
I completely agree dude
Note that the one guy didn't say he did take out the garbage. He simply confirmed that he had the chance to do so.
My thoughts exactly
He accurately answered the question asked of him. No more, no less.
Precisely. And a just response to the manipulative question.
Just like "I do" at the wedding,
I noticed
5:30 I stood up and gave her a salute. She was graceful and used proper etiquette, was thorough, yet didn't waste a second of time or chicken!
That's my kind of woman right there.
That meatloaf guy was hilarious. The added fart as he lay dying was the chef's kiss.
What I found funniest about the "two words" thing was how Lauren Bobert was trolling about that and all the unhinged leftists that don't pay attention jumped on the chance to make fun of her.
Don't walk, Run! Production UA-cam channel did a great video about this, if you haven't seen it.
@@ichisirus I did see that
Yes!yes! YES!!
What is really sad about that gaffe is that the people clapped after he said that! What a bunch of sheep!
I caught that also
The "how to get out of any phone call" one, I wanted him to end with "I'm gonna have to call you back".
The microwave prank was one of the funniest things ever.
Reminded me the first Daulmer episode. The dudes head in the fridge. I thought would have been in the microwave not the fridge😂😁
hell yeah.
I gotta do that.
@@kj7792 ...
Two words:
"She was 12, I was 30."
16:43 As a former resident of the State of Missouri, I can confirm. This is 100% true. They've also misspelled it, it's Misery, not Missouri.
"Did you have a chance to take the garbage out?" Yes. I didn't take that chance to do it, but I most certainly did have a chance.
2 words.
Keep America Great
🇺🇸
3 letters jobs.
The lady "crying" over the deer got me.. I lost this one, Showed it to my wife and she lost too
Truly a tragic double standard.
16:35 The purpose of the St. Louis arch is to commemorate Lewis and Clark's expedition westward. This is because that is where Lewis and Clark met up for the first time, and where they left from together. That is why both St. Louis and Missouri are referred to as "The Gateway to the West".
Fun Fact: The journey actually originated in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania when one of them hired a boatwright to build their boat for them. The boatwright was an alcoholic, and put the journey behind schedule by a month (which almost caused problems for Lewis and Clark when winter came). The boat left from Pittsburgh with one of them, and the two connected in St. Louis to continue together.
Thankyou sir for trying to educate the knuckle dragging goons.
Thank you! You can actually ride up to the top in special pods that follow the arch.
Been to the top several times. Lewis and Clark story. If I remember correctly, Meriwether Lewis was cousin to Jefferson (and me).
@@frala2398 Been there, done that. An interesting trip, not for anybody who’s claustrophobic.
@@ceebee2555 Sad. In 1984 it wasn’t like that, things have certainly changed.
The “Gateway arch” represents a gateway to the west. Early in our country‘s history, westward expeditions would routinely pass through St. Louis. My grandfather, a truck driver called steel to the construction site when it was being built.
Yes! I'm wondering how they didn't know that! That's taught in elementary school.
@@AJ-bu4yv They don't teach those things in elementary school anymore.
It's specifically all about Lewis and Clark Louisiana Purchase expedition
I have to say this is the 3rd time I have watched your new Zeducation show today. I laughed 😅 🤣 😂 so much all my woes went away. What a wonderful service you do for us. Don't ever go away. We love ❤️ 😍 you.
PS
SoiltoSoul is my daughter. She bought me my 1st smart. In August and turned me on to you and I've binge watched you for 2 months
"Modern problems require modern solutions"- D. Chappelle
Thank you Professor
@Resident Boe Jiden I'm waiting for the lefty to find this comment and call you stupid because they don't get it
@Resident Boe Jiden Get lost with your pathetic politics everywhere you saddo
As a 92 woman, that got a good chuckle out of me.
Tyler, you need to do these 7 days a week cause you're one of the few channels that cheers my day up 😉
You know what goes into making a vid ? Doing this 7 days a week would be a 70 hour work week , like yeah it takes a day to make a vid
@@djdeemz7651 do you know the purpose of a winking smiley face?
agreed
@@justgopherit3454 Not good i know that
A show called the Biden hangings would be awesome but short lived....
The Arch is the symbol for the Gateway to the West. Much of westward expansion originally started from Missouri. That lady should check out the tour & museum at the bottom of the Arch, explains it all. I’ve lived in Missouri all my life, have not been to the Arch in many years now but it is something that is pretty cool to check out once in your lifetime.
And the shape represents the curved shape of the frame that holds the canvas top of a covered wagon.
Do they not teach this in school anymore?
It's a very cool and beautiful monument
Nah. It's dumb. Could have made something that was actually cool instead.
A gateway to the west, and the future ahead and all the challenges.that went with it. It wasn't comfortable and it wasn't easy. No wonder they stopped teaching that in school.
"How did you find the steak, sir?"
"I moved the mushroom and there it was"
As a 5'7" 154lbs "fAt AmErIcAn" That would have pissed me off, lol.
The Bill Murry no look putt between his legs, he must have practiced it a million times.
"You aren't paid for your stage time, you're paid for your practice time."
Yah, that was an epic putt.
“Between the legs”?
was he missing for like 20 years? I remember people theorizing that he died.
Bill used his shadow to angle it.
Tyler, you think the chicken wing eater was crazy? You have to see Stacy Abrams polish off a whole rotisserie chicken in one gulp.Kinda frightening actually.
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How so you think she got to be Stacy (M1) Abrams? If you don't get it look up M1 Abrams.
Got a big enough mouth for it
LMAO, absolutely hilarious 😂🤣
She has this amazing skill also:
She can snatch the wishbone with that gap between her teeth and not damage it at all!!
BEST Episode thus far. Well, at least one of the best. I needed to laugh this hard. Zeducation is my stress reliever after work. Thanks Tyler!
Ok, as for the missouri question "what was the point?" St louis was the "gateway to the west" since most crossed the Mississippi river at that point. So the developers came up with the arch design and I think it is a great representation for the city. For those who don't know, there are trams that go up each leg of the arch to a platform at the top that overlooks the area east and west. There is also a settlers museum under the arch where you board the trams and a theater where you can see a film on the construction of the arch.
I thought it might have something to do with traveling west. Thanks for the neat facts about it though, I didn't know that stuff.
Havent watch zed lately because I've been dealing with some stuff, but damn it felt good to watch him again. Thanks for all you do my dude🤘
Hope your doing ok now.
@@kellymarsh3956 Probably not, it has only been 11 hours.
I thought Kevin Bacon was going to say “This is what happens when you’re the first one up and you can’t find a comb…” by the look of his head. 🤣
Just for Zed; a "Christmas Cracker" is basically a toilet roll tube, with a Cracker Jack prize inside, along with a stupid joke and a paper hat, the whole thing covered in Christmas paper wrapping. Two small strips of paper through the toilet tube, attached in the middle, with a tiny amount of fire cracker powder, that extends a little bit on both ends. You and a family member, hold each end of the cracker, making sure you have the strip of paper held tightly, then you pull. The friction of the strip of paper being pulled, causes enough friction that the "powder" goes off, making a "popping" or "cracking" sound. You then, take out the contents, read the really bad joke, and unfold the paper hat (usually a paper crown). Clearly, a hundred and fifty years ago this would have been festive custom. beloved by kids who only got an orange and a new pair of socks for Christmas. I first encountered the custom while in the Air Force, stationed in England. I remember the custom, because I married an English girl. I practice the custom, to this day, not just to please my British wife, but also because it embarrassed my kids wondrously, once they got old enough to realize how silly the custom is - but they all are half-English and learned to do their duty for God, Queen and Country. Hope that helps!
Fuck off. I pop a cracker with me grandma every Christmas... so hates the jokes, Hates the hat. But I love her smile when we do it.. i don't give 3/4 of a fuck about traditional bullshit.. if something makes grandma smile, I'll fucking do it and smile too
I’ve played RuneScape for about 15 years and after all this time I never knew it was a real life tradition.. I’m embarrassed and also enlightened.
I took some to my American in laws. They were discombobulated and a little dischuffed.
It’s fun though. We get them. But more like a game we open them. Not really a dinner thing for us.
@@brigidosullivan5704 just make sure you don't ask them to knock you up in the morning.
Two words: let's go Brandon.
And yet i have seen many people that are now jumping on republicans for tweeting that :P
@@randyproby215 uhm... read again.
Just know it’s also a male porn series
I respond to you with two "laughing so hard I'm crying" faces: 😂😂😂
That’s actually three words🤓
That Bill Murray clip was the culmination of a true Cinderella story.
5:36 Tyler's face the first time he ever sees someone eat wings the right way... 🤣🤣🤣
You can tell he grew up in the North! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only two words to kick off today..."Zed totally rocks"😁
3 letters for you goodperson "lmao"
It’s common core math. I’m not kidding…
@@slchambers1 Common core math has a bad name because the teachers were never taught it. Making the lessons a bunch of jokes.
The way it's suppose to work is like this. Lets do 14+19
Common core would have you do 10+10 and then add 13 from the 4 and 9 you left behind. How you would do multiplication and division like this I have no idea. 99 baby here so I never saw this stuff in school.
And your gay
@@tankofnova9022 I was never taught that way by the school curriculum, but at some point (not sure who planted the idea in my head, maybe a teacher or math game or something like that) I did math that way in my head when doing quick maffs
I absolutely do eat my wings like that, and this is the first time I've ever seen anyone else do it the smart way!
Bill's probably been doing that since before his Caddy Shack days. Lol
Na-na-na-na-na (one of Chevy's better movies too)
@@mohmoony3918 Dang, you beat me to it!
Favorite Bill Murray story was on Reddit years ago - guy was walking thru Central Park and all of a sudden someone came up behind him and put their hands over his eyes. When he turned around, there stood Bill Murray, who said, "no one will ever believe you." and then he walked away.
😅😅 that’s funny, if it is real
Saint Louisan here. The Gateway Arch was designed by Eero Saarinen and its shape is a catenary curve. His submission won a contest with 172 entries. There were a lot of different gates and entryway type submissions because of the theme "The Gateway to the West" and the arch serves as a symbolic portal to Westward expansion.
My favorite was the guy who bought the gas. Zed’s expressions are great, too.
A Christmas Cracker is basically a gift wrapped rolled paper tube that two people pull apart from either end. There's a small gift inside that goes to the person who lucked out and picked the right end to pull on, fostering a sense of grandiosity in the winner and resentment in the loser. It makes a bang and a little bit of smell when you pull it apart because it contains a thingie like a cap gun cap. Good for making any babies at the dining room table cry, and triggering heart attacks in the elderly.
Anther psychotic Christmas traditions is, "find the only whole almond in the rice pudding and you win a prize!" introduced to me by my mom's Danish friend. I was like, "uh... I'm not eating that slop just to have a one in ten chance of winning a $2 hula hoop." They literally encourage gambling in small children just to get them to eat an inedible dessert.
Yet you wrote about them in your marvelous description, vivid in detail, and filled with imagery.
Any American who has played the game RuneScape would already know what a Christmas Cracker is 👍🏼
@@emmap1159 I regret failing to add the word "unearned" before "grandiosity" and "burning" before "resentment. Very disappointed in myself.
@@girlwriteswhat No no. It was more brutal in its simplicity of telling. No use disrupting the flow of imagery with understood and therefore unnecessary adjectives.😉
@@emmap1159 You sound like my margin notes when someone asks me to content edit their fiction for them.
The Stephen Hawking one got me real good.
I woke up my kids laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
The St. Louis Arch was built by PDM Corp. in my hometown of Warren, PA. The concept for them was that it was to be the Gateway to the Midwest. You can actually go up inside of it.
That lady knows how to eat wings... She is a pro.
Wow...the little kid giving a high five, then the lady switches to her 'other arm', it shows the natural reaction of the human brain thinking "Wait a minute, that doesn't look right at all, and Im going to pull away because it doesnt match what should be there in my mind!" Pretty crazy to see.
On the honey-made crackers: that wasn't an "expiration date" but a "best by" date which all it does is provide a freshness guideline for the retail stores so they know when to replace old stock. Technically if it is kept in the wrapping, kept dry and doesn't have any mold growing on it then it is still perfectly fine to eat
Exactly. People obsess way too much over "expiration dates". If it's not meat or dairy or fresh bread, it's going to be fine, maybe a little stale. Anything sealed that is. And the dates on the meat and dairy come with a hefty safety margin. People who this throw stuff out the day the date is reached are fools.
I have had crackers that sat for six months, _opened_ , and tasted just fine. That was why crackers were invented, because they don't go bad, they can be stored for voyages. Hardtack, etc.
Englishman here, we definitely do serve cake at a kid's birthday party, I have no idea where she got that from... 🤷♂
i think she was referring to the drug ;)
The difference is, their piece of cake is contained in the goodie bag the kids get when they leave.
The poor woman in the back of the police car was gold. 🤣🤣
That lady inhaled that chicken wing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit
Was disgusting. But whatever
Next level gourmet.
@@jessemontano762, What's disgusting about it? She's eating it properly.
@@luk1_285 well, I didn't know the technique. It's I've never seen that before lol
I'm commenting because Zed's reaction to the phone call/car crash clip was a DISGRACE. I was almost in tears from laughing so hard at how absurdly long it is😂
Almost as long as that one in the Blues Brothers
I think the guy should have come back after all that crashing and say : hello? you still there?
Someone should make that their voicemail message, like “hello, this is [your name] OH MY GOD >crash sounds
It's always a good day when I see another Zed video has posted. It makes my soul happy.
The car wreck phone call was awesome! I totally lost the challenge.
Had to hit pause for a couple of minutes.
My college roommate from South Carolina taught me how to "properly" eat wings . . . she nailed it.
That’s one professional chicken wing eater right there!😂😂
Those are also some expertly cooked wings. If you do 'em right, they come right off like that.
Be careful asking her back for a coffee
I don't think she learned that trick eating wings
@@bozbozman1575 🤣🤣🤣🤫
@@bozbozman1575 Perhaps not, but I will say this for sure though: she is better at eating wings, than I am at anything and everything. If she picked up that skill outside of eating chicken wings, then I'd guess there were at least a few exceptionally satisfied dudes out there somewhere.
My family has a tradition of balling up wrapping paper and throwing it at each other after opening gifts, it started when my sister bought gag gifts for everyone and it just became a fun tradition! Been doing for about 20 years now. The kids really love it!
we started doing that to play hurt each other to freak out the dog. She would bark and climb on us to make us stop it lol.
Got to get some foam peanuts in there also.
2:50 Yes... it's the moisturizer. They used Woods lamps/backlight add a crime scene to look for blood, and SPUNK.
The car crash sound effects sent me over the edge! Can’t stop laughing!! Great job, Tyler and Co.!
I gotta try that for the scam callers! 😆
going to try that this week end
Sheesh, on my daughter's ex.
You finally got me, I lost it with the guy in the microwave
a student of Deev
I may be wrong but 1776 was when the declaration of independence was written, the war didn't end until 1783 when a peace treaty was signed and you did have France and Spain on your side, we got our own back in the 1812-14 war when you invaded Canada.... So maybe the young girl had a point after all . ha ha ha. 🇬🇧 Love your show.
😂 the guy on the phone call 😂 I bet the creditors don’t call him anymore. Presuming he’s no longer with us!
Producer (after the 111th practice round): Okay Joe, you have one job. The script says, “Two words: American Made”.
Joe: Two words! Made in America!
Producer (shakes head before losing it): ONE JOB!!!
wow that may actually be what happened .
One of the best yet. Loved some of the married banter.
Thank you Zed for standing up for the good Missourians. It is appreciated.
Missouri proud
My dad was always proud to have gone up in that thing, from California. See the Missouri River~~~~?
Missourian here myself!
It’s a symbol for the gateway to the west. Way back when Missouri was considered the “west”. But it was built 100 years after anyone considered that region the “west”, so ok.
@@chrisw6164 Thanks for sharing. I was thinking we are doomed, if people didn't know the Arch was to symbolize the Gateway to the West. History is apparently a dying subject...
That microwave prank was effing genius!!
Tyler. This is Joe. He thought it was "Maiden America". He was looking for his next sniff target.
Dammit
Best Comment!!
Made Nmerca.
Gross!
Probably.
...the brother remarking on the enchilada was fkn hilarious 😂
She deboned that chicken wing in one fell swoop. That was impressive and disturbing at the same time.
@Zeducation
St. Louis is known as "The Gateway to the West" because it was the main jumping off point for people traveling to settle out west. Hence, The Gateway Arch.
This is one of the funniest Zed vids yet, that dude in the microwave, still can’t stop laughing 😂 😂😅
The meatloaf one legitimately got me 😂
Tylor …..when I was in the navy back in 1973 we did damage control drills every month . One time we were given “ K “ rations as part of our training . They were dated 1943 . So the cereal those girls were eating would be considered “ fresh off the belt “ in my book .
those rations are something else i watch stevemre89 or whateevr and suprisingly some of its still edible even today good interesting content and he really does eat them lol pretty crazy but he still hasnt got sick from them
Oh steve has gotten sick but it hasn’t killed him yet!😊
The microwave prank is hands down the most epic prank I’ve seen in years!! At least top five all-time and it didn’t require a budget to pull off!
I have been rolling through most of the video. I needed this. Thank you, Zed.
With regards to Joe my mother always told me it’s rude to mock the afflicted.
Your momma wasn't wrong, but I'd assume there's a mild exception when the afflicted hold the highest office in government.
In his case it’s justified. He has no business being President and his wife should be ashamed for allowing it.
Only to their faces. You can mock them behind their backs all you want
Let me guess, your mother also told you to chew with your mouth closed, and to make sure it goes down when you flush at a friend's house.
Joe may be afflicted, but he is also an affliction. They cancel each other out so it is open season on the poor old fool.
Appreciate your content. Got stage 4 cancer, life is tuff but your videos put a smile on my families face - thank you. FYI California is as bad as it’s reputation lol.
Zed just discovered how to eat flats 🤣
Let me start off with two words," good morning everyone hope all is well". 😆
Australia enters the chat: "Y'all dont know about christmas crackers? cmon now"
The Steven Hawking AND the Tom Brady ones had me laughing so hard I snorted. I DON’T SNORT!! Gold!
but it's true she is worth more money than him.
@@mkat4271 that’s ok. Being a model is such hard work. Getting there is horrible I hear though. I used to watch America’s Top Model.
I seriously need that car crash audio to scare the crap out of some tele-marketers.
Wow brother almost 1,000,000 subs you’re gonna get there. You deserve it. Consistent great content we are with you Zed!
Tyler this one was loaded with full belly laughs. On behalf of the YouScrewed viewers: Thank You!
The Taxidermy one made me chuckle, the arm and a leg for gas one made me laugh out loud, the get out of the phone call with the car crash had me pissing
The look on that woman's face while holding that cat was precious!
2:51 I hope that’s just “moisturizer “. After watching CSI I can think of a few other fluids that will do that too😂
It's official, now we can include Tylor Zed in the "6 degrees of kevin bacon" game
That chicken wing was cooked to PERFECTION to slide off the bone like that
8:35
Carl finally made the circuit.
My Redbone Coonhound heard the squeaky from downstairs and is now going nuts looking for the toy. He has the other two dogs barking along with him. Thanks Tyler.
My bluetick bloodhound cross won't get out from under the blankets. She cuddles up my butt like a Chihuahua.
My Westies too. Thanks a bunch.
Sounds racist 😂
Two words: headphones
@@Sniperboy5551 The guy’s last name (who developed the breed) is Redbone and coonhounds were trained to tree raccoons.
TWO WORDS: TYLER ZED RULES
6:34 “if you were born deaf what language would you think in” is crazy…🤯
This go round I must have been in a perfect mood, I laughed my butt off from start to finish. The Stephen Hawking one is still killing me.
So ~ It's not just me that's going to Hell, then ??? 🤣🤣
Laughed so hard at that one, think I damaged something inside ..... 🥲
@@eddie-g-6452 So I was eating diner with the family and good old Steve popped into my head and I fell out of my chair laughing, the family is positive I have experienced some sort of breakdown.
That dude calling his girlfriend a Dishwasher sounded like Zoidberg running away!
🤣 🤣
13:57
That was love.
Nothing better than roasting your partner.
"Hey babe, does my hair look like shit?"
"No, no your hair doesn't look like shit...... Shit has consistency." *obligatory running away noise*
Regarding a kid not knowing that "social" means "social security number": Many teens don't know what an "area code" is anymore.
Ok I laughed at more of these than I have for months. Well played
Grew up internationally, and I gotta say, Christmas crackers are something I miss very much.
I remember when my cousin brought Christmas crackers to our family dinner. I was sorely disappointed that it wasn't food.
Ok so he is talking about the little wrapped boxes of trinkets that you “crack” open?
We have those laying around during Christmas but we don’t hand them out at dinner. Brits must think dinner time is when you fidget with a bunch of toys since the food is so bad. 😮😊
@@NotableSavage two words: lol!
@@NotableSavage You wear your paper crown while you eat so you don't look silly. Christmas dinner is an occasion, dress up.
@@NotableSavage - Americans have turkey at Thanksgiving, we have turkey at Christmas. Is American food bad as well.
@@NotableSavage an outdated myth now because the UK steals recipes from India, China, Mexico and the rest of the world. Our food isnt bland any more and hasnt been for a while now. Our chocolate has always kicked Americas choc to the curb though but then Belgian chocolate beats ours.
New punishment idea. When you blow coffee out through your nose, you get to spend the next little bit cleaning it up. I hope that kid that looked A LOT like Steven Hawkins is ok though, it looks like that hurt. Totally lost this one! LOL!
When I was in elementary school every paper we wrote, be it math or something else, we had to write our social, address, and phone number at the top of the paper. It's how they taught us to memorize it.
Fun fact...
The fruit came first...
The colour orange was always called red, until the introduction of the fruit, oranges, to Britain & that shade of red then became known as orange
That is a fun fact!
''Is he ok?'' really did it for me!!! LOL!!!
Icing
Really good one today Tyler. Laughed a lot instead of just smiling. I know it's just me but the that chicken wing meme turned my stomach a bit.