Master Ken Does Dundee

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  • Опубліковано 17 сер 2023
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    Master Ken brings Ameri-Do-Te to the town of Dundee, Scotland courtesy of @kanzenkarate Will he learn the Glasgow Kiss? Will he enjoy a meat pie? Will he be able to understand anything anyone is saying? Watch and find out!
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  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 9 місяців тому +41

    The title lead me to believe this was gonna be a very different video.

    • @Phobetor.
      @Phobetor. 9 місяців тому +5

      I know! Tissues out for nothing!! 😂

    • @jdogk7
      @jdogk7 9 місяців тому +6

      I was expecting him to stomp the groin of a crocodile.

    • @FortheSakeoftheComments
      @FortheSakeoftheComments 29 днів тому +1

      Same

  • @mtower235
    @mtower235 9 місяців тому +13

    His face on the weaponized kiss 😅

  • @sinclairj7492
    @sinclairj7492 9 місяців тому +7

    Dundee, named after Mick Dundee, a famous crocodile hunter.

  • @adso5555555
    @adso5555555 9 місяців тому +17

    Looking forward to seeing Master Ken touring his way abroad, Pie in the Eye indeed.

  • @albundy8882
    @albundy8882 9 місяців тому +16

    A little known fact, Dundee is also famous for unicorns, alive or undead, wizards and princes.

    • @michaelkolb5724
      @michaelkolb5724 9 місяців тому +2

      Don't forget mysterious hermits! 😅

    • @JDog88
      @JDog88 9 місяців тому +1

      The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.

    • @albundy8882
      @albundy8882 9 місяців тому

      As well as hammers and magic dragons. @@michaelkolb5724

  • @adammizell6227
    @adammizell6227 9 місяців тому +29

    I thought he would have said Dundee was known for its crocodiles.

    • @archangel2781
      @archangel2781 9 місяців тому +2

      Truly a missed opportunity for Master Ken to share his wisdom with us.

    • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
      @Jizzlewobbwtfcus 8 місяців тому

      ROFL!!!!! 100 points for you :D

    • @XThirdEyeX
      @XThirdEyeX 6 місяців тому

      Right?? Lol...I thought he was gonna tie that on too.

  • @Kaboom_2084
    @Kaboom_2084 9 місяців тому +7

    This is called “I need to write off this vacation as a business expense!” video

  • @abobrinhaabobofat7445
    @abobrinhaabobofat7445 9 місяців тому +4

    Tha's gonna be on the internet forever lol

  • @MustbeTheBassest
    @MustbeTheBassest 9 місяців тому +8

    LOL the gold sponsor is hilarious. "Subscribe for $30/month until you spend enough to get the item". That's called layaway or saving up. Insane 🤣

    • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
      @Jizzlewobbwtfcus 8 місяців тому

      I thought he actually said £100 a month lol

  • @bengrauartwork
    @bengrauartwork 9 місяців тому +3

    that seemed like a really cool place to hang out in.
    would be cool o see Master Ken educate us about places like this.
    and that guy got the highest honor ever!!!!

  • @ghostbeetle2950
    @ghostbeetle2950 9 місяців тому +2

    "platonic, but very aggressive". I'm dead.

  • @Phobetor.
    @Phobetor. 9 місяців тому +9

    Genuinely wish I had known he was in Dundee! I would have popped up! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @konsg598
    @konsg598 9 місяців тому +8

    Never thought I'd see Master Ken here in Scotland, bit bummed I didn't get to meet him but hope everyone enjoyed the visit! 🐯

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 9 місяців тому +3

    0:22 He's Dan, and the statue is Desperate Dan. Master Ken doesn't want to pick a fight with the real Desperate Dan.

  • @ThePMantis
    @ThePMantis 9 місяців тому +2

    Welcome tae Scotland Master Ken!!!!

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 9 місяців тому +8

    Legitimately p*ssed that Master Ken was in Scotland and I didn't get to meet him.
    Lost my chance to learn Ameri-Dote.

    • @hungmeow8284
      @hungmeow8284 9 місяців тому +3

      you do know that in order to learn AMERIDOTE you have to diss all other arts or MMA and consider them as BULLSHIT 😆😆😆

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 9 місяців тому

      @@hungmeow8284 Obviously. That's the whole point of training in it.

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus 8 місяців тому +1

    You have to respect Collin the Baker's technique. I have never seen such a refined martial art, using his friendly social prowess to wrong foot Master Ken.
    *bow to you Collin.

  • @LtGenAile
    @LtGenAile 9 місяців тому +1

    Bloody hell, a Saharas nut machine. That takes me back.

  • @SL1021Esquire
    @SL1021Esquire 9 місяців тому +2

    Brilliant!

  • @xxfloppypillowxx
    @xxfloppypillowxx 8 місяців тому +1

    lol someone forgot to put in the audio for the cameo plug

  • @jimv-1174
    @jimv-1174 9 місяців тому +2

    Dundee used to be known for Jute, jam, and journalism. Now it’s known for Master Ken.😂

  • @michaelc3110
    @michaelc3110 9 місяців тому +1

    Ok! That was fun! Ireland next!

  • @AB-ee5tb
    @AB-ee5tb 6 місяців тому

    I have family in Scotland. This video warms my heart

  • @arlenejamieson437
    @arlenejamieson437 7 місяців тому +1

    no laughed so much in ages my fellow dundonians are fab lolol much love Arlene from Bonnie Dundee xoxo

  • @robotjox77
    @robotjox77 9 місяців тому +1

    I was expecting Master Ken to show us the practical defence against getting glassed when too drunk to stand properly.

  • @keithp115
    @keithp115 9 місяців тому

    The Master of improv Ken!

  • @gener8joy
    @gener8joy 9 місяців тому +1

    You would grab the “peh” and put it in the “eyh”… 😂😂😂😂

  • @brandon_yl_is_busted_af9316
    @brandon_yl_is_busted_af9316 7 місяців тому +1

    I LOVED THIS ONE, watching him tour a regular bakery was hilarious

  • @wilgarcia1
    @wilgarcia1 9 місяців тому +3

    knocked that guy on his arse so hard the audio dyed at the end =P

  • @nothosaur
    @nothosaur 8 місяців тому +1

    Master Ken,
    What should I do if circus performers attack me?

  • @sariuszweiberg
    @sariuszweiberg 9 місяців тому +1

    let`s go, start a fight!

  • @daskleinegluck4553
    @daskleinegluck4553 3 місяці тому

    Wonderful!

  • @DP-eu8gg
    @DP-eu8gg 8 місяців тому

    Even master kens commercials are funny. Nice gold knob polishing

  • @clubberlang5593
    @clubberlang5593 9 місяців тому

    Man I'm 90 miles away wish I could go and see the master

  • @captainskippy6622
    @captainskippy6622 9 місяців тому

    Be over there next month, so I will definitely check out the pas

  • @SG-wi9kd
    @SG-wi9kd 9 місяців тому

    Brilliant. Do you have uk tour dates and locations. It would be great to see you live.

  • @ditchdigger7824
    @ditchdigger7824 9 місяців тому +1

    Kiss may be made up, but the tongue punch is real!

  • @bangsnap2651
    @bangsnap2651 8 місяців тому

    Always amazing and informative, Master Ken!!
    Who can I contact about paying you to endorse a product? Thank you 🙏

  • @MultiWerewolf1
    @MultiWerewolf1 9 місяців тому +1

    Come to Edinburgh for some karaoke karate

  • @OdysseusLaerte
    @OdysseusLaerte 9 місяців тому

    Master Ken is in the U.K. ! 💛🎆🙏🙇🐅

  • @DaveHefty
    @DaveHefty 4 місяці тому

    Do not skip this video if you think it’s slow in the beginning. I was about to switch when he began roasting “desperate Don” and could t stop laughing

  • @RasheedAlNahlawi
    @RasheedAlNahlawi 9 місяців тому

    Legendary pah

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 9 місяців тому +2

    Wait, when were you in Scotland?!?

  • @dimitri1515
    @dimitri1515 9 місяців тому

    Bakeries sell the best candles!

  • @josiahlambert9675
    @josiahlambert9675 8 місяців тому

    Jack of all trade master of none often times better than a master of one...
    That is the full saying

  • @MrEsPlace
    @MrEsPlace 9 місяців тому +1

    Who are these aliens you're talking to? How did you understand them? Ken is quite masterful.

  • @dragonrider9051
    @dragonrider9051 9 місяців тому

    Ricky Berwick battle for the ages Master Ken! Less goooo

  • @abnunga
    @abnunga 9 місяців тому +2

    Yer Ken, ye ken?

  • @knightveg
    @knightveg 9 місяців тому

    Next trip you should go for Wales , Republic of Ireland

  • @rh661
    @rh661 3 місяці тому

    Master Ken was looking around for subtitles to figure out what the heck was being said.
    It's hard to have a witty retort when you don't know what the original tort was.
    😂

  • @BrokenNoah
    @BrokenNoah 9 місяців тому +2

    yes, cream pies

  • @tomshepherd4901
    @tomshepherd4901 9 місяців тому

    My friend's date once agressively kissed me on new years eve while he was at the bar. At the strike of 12, she kind lunged over the table to kiss me, (for luck, I assume), and smashed me in the teeth, which was very painful. So, yes a kiss can be weaponized. P.S. Have fun in Scottland. We loved it. And Remember, "Mar a bha e an-còmhnaidh cuir stad air a’ bhròn sin a-rithist"

  • @alistairperry811
    @alistairperry811 9 місяців тому

    slowmo onion chopping. looked awfy like a karate chop mater ken

  • @stevo48602
    @stevo48602 9 місяців тому

    Poontang Pies!!!!!

  • @Zeerse_Chef
    @Zeerse_Chef 9 місяців тому

    Oh man, with Edfringe on at the moment I thought Master Ken had a show on. Maybe next year.

  • @SecretsOfMartialArts
    @SecretsOfMartialArts 9 місяців тому +1

    There is no sound at the end.

  • @4dbullshitpatroll6
    @4dbullshitpatroll6 4 місяці тому

    Who else flexed their lips as Master Ken was demonstrating the weaponized kiss?

  • @elapid1964
    @elapid1964 9 місяців тому

    Funny Bastard! 🤣LOL

  • @georgemckendrickbryce9863
    @georgemckendrickbryce9863 3 місяці тому

    That's fuckin' hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @hasssan1
    @hasssan1 8 місяців тому

    Ending was awesome

  • @Ennahdee
    @Ennahdee 9 місяців тому

    Desperate Dan!

  • @hellyunkeller2887
    @hellyunkeller2887 9 місяців тому +2

    how did he keep a fairly straight face?

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 8 місяців тому

      His mustache is actually made of lead, not standard facial hair.
      This prevents him from smiling, but it also strengthens the jaw and face.

    • @hellyunkeller2887
      @hellyunkeller2887 8 місяців тому

      some say it's bulletproof.

  • @JTOTHEW3000
    @JTOTHEW3000 9 місяців тому

    Left Ear then Right Ear...Remember to Restomp the BRAIN ;)

  • @FreeSpeech4All
    @FreeSpeech4All 9 місяців тому

    Meat pies for free?! Awesome!! 😋
    They have to be free if they're "Do not pays".

  • @Nael6969
    @Nael6969 9 місяців тому

    LMAO!

  • @GigiolaCinquetty
    @GigiolaCinquetty 9 місяців тому

    Master Ken... BE MORE FUNNY !

  • @khartog01
    @khartog01 7 місяців тому

    The kedadbe kiss.

  • @PaMuShin
    @PaMuShin 8 місяців тому

    Whats coming next Ken going on tour with the dropkick murphys performing in front of an ameridote battle? Did you at least get a rose tatoo, while there?

  • @Piccongod
    @Piccongod 9 місяців тому +1

    Komm mal nach Hamburg
    And learn Meiendorf Street Boxing 😅

  • @crustybunny2475
    @crustybunny2475 9 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 9 місяців тому +1

    Were's Crocodile Dundee?

  • @skzombierain7536
    @skzombierain7536 9 місяців тому

    Master Ken is an ICON of U.S. absurdity.....It would be epic to see him to do a face-off with Farmer Michael (AKA Sir Stevo Timothy - an ICON of Irish absurdity) - since he (Master Ken) is out traveling the world. www.youtube.com/@SirStevoTimothy/videos

  • @relayer98
    @relayer98 6 місяців тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @mikecanul
    @mikecanul 9 місяців тому

    LOL

  • @onesandzeroes
    @onesandzeroes 9 місяців тому

    Peh in the eh looks delicious.

  • @Bontrixs
    @Bontrixs 4 місяці тому

    Omni man

  • @Lazarusis4ever
    @Lazarusis4ever 8 місяців тому

    do you think there's a Scottish man named Scott living in Scott land ???

  • @uscg1381
    @uscg1381 9 місяців тому

    Am I the only one with jacked up audio?

  • @jamielondon6436
    @jamielondon6436 9 місяців тому

    Dreich.

  • @theaberrantdon
    @theaberrantdon 9 місяців тому

    Hahahahahaha

  • @prussiaaero1802
    @prussiaaero1802 9 місяців тому +1

    Always restomp that pie. Pehh…whatever…..

  • @somefool4625
    @somefool4625 8 місяців тому

    Ken sure likes groins.

  • @bertmacdonald337
    @bertmacdonald337 8 місяців тому +1

    I live in `straya and we favour the ausie kiss.
    It`s like a french kiss, but "down under"
    I`d want to to say to all the Dee fans, dinnae bring an erab hame tae me !

  • @FreddieJ65
    @FreddieJ65 8 місяців тому

    Too many headbutts will have your hairline at the top of your head apparently

  • @mrkwrbl
    @mrkwrbl 9 місяців тому

    can you make fake fart prank video?

  • @user-qe6xt2jp1r
    @user-qe6xt2jp1r 9 місяців тому

    This video is fake. It doesnt rain there...

  • @saikokaito4987
    @saikokaito4987 9 місяців тому +1

    First!

  • @1234z7
    @1234z7 8 місяців тому +1

    A great
    many words are thirteenth-century Syrian and Egyptian colloquial idioms,
    which have long since disappeared from usage or whose meanings have been
    altered; and many others are of Persian origin, either used without alteration
    or Arabized. The sentences are often ungrammatical, hence capable of several
    different and often contradictory readings. The typical structure is that of an interminable running sentence, consisting of brief coordinated clauses, often without apparent regard for place, time, or causality. The translator is therefore forced to interpret and reorder the clauses in a subordinated and logical sequence

  • @Phobetor.
    @Phobetor. 9 місяців тому

    You cameo bit at the end had not sound, Ken.

  • @peterharris38
    @peterharris38 7 місяців тому

    Master Ken your unquestionable world take over of martial arts with Amer-Dote make my eyes bleed with joy and a triple crotch stomp. Thank you for your service to global peace.