How to make your mic sound dogshit

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  • @JesterJones
    @JesterJones Рік тому +39671

    funny mic gang ✊

    • @Broomie63
      @Broomie63  Рік тому +1085

      "Jester paid it all, all to him I owe"

    • @DarkenedDoor
      @DarkenedDoor Рік тому +35

      Right here

    • @P1OOD
      @P1OOD Рік тому +21

      11 minutes ago 🤔

    • @ItzVixty
      @ItzVixty Рік тому +56

      This is a 3 year old video how did you get pinned 11 minutes ago

    • @Stratocaster248
      @Stratocaster248 Рік тому +10

      Why did bro notice this comment☠️

  • @chaosfr3959
    @chaosfr3959 Рік тому +95979

    technology became so advanced that people need a tutorial on how to make it worse

  • @GrepidYT
    @GrepidYT Рік тому +42424

    Damn that's crazy, every teammate in every game ever must've watched this tutorial or something

    • @redonk1740
      @redonk1740 Рік тому +1116

      there must be an updated tutorial out now because i swear they've got worse

    • @DreamcastSoupYT
      @DreamcastSoupYT Рік тому +392

      If you got a webcam or some earbuds the mics are always bad.
      Then you can jack output volume to 100 and it’ll literally become earrape

    • @NightFlareProd
      @NightFlareProd Рік тому +29

      YEAH

    • @NightFlareProd
      @NightFlareProd Рік тому

      YAS@@redonk1740

    • @NightFlareProd
      @NightFlareProd Рік тому +23

      yes@@DreamcastSoupYT

  • @TheRealSmiley
    @TheRealSmiley Рік тому +40483

    went from normal mic to airline pilot

  • @tobygamestablet7941
    @tobygamestablet7941 3 місяці тому +1013

    0:49 video became inexplicably funnier after this

  • @CSYON
    @CSYON Рік тому +28260

    The views are 99% generated by pilots.

    • @realirist
      @realirist Рік тому +143

      verified commenter without any comments sheesh anyways Hi

    • @PRO_X_NOOB
      @PRO_X_NOOB Рік тому +19

      hi and lol

    • @lamia820
      @lamia820 Рік тому +9

      unhi

    • @Nick-op2ob
      @Nick-op2ob Рік тому +35

      Aha wer hat sich denn hier verlaufen ^^

    • @d0jak
      @d0jak Рік тому +9

      wat machst'n du hier

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano Рік тому +10202

    Hearing the Hz drop to 8k immediately blasted me back to 2004 in the CS 1.6 days

    • @iods
      @iods Рік тому +97

      I'm happy to see your still around

    • @Rorywizz
      @Rorywizz Рік тому +29

      based

    • @wiremuwifebash
      @wiremuwifebash Рік тому +45

      Always a pleasure to see a comment posted by you. When I was in high school, everyone talked about you like you were royalty lol. Good to see you're doing well for yourself after all this time

    • @epsilonunit694
      @epsilonunit694 Рік тому +4

      @@wiremuwifebashey good mirror reaper profile picture

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 Рік тому +17

      OUTTA MY WAY SON! DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK, PLEASE, I BEG YOU

  • @ToreOnYouTube
    @ToreOnYouTube Рік тому +23955

    As a pilot, I thank you for this guide. Can’t wait to show my passengers this great trick!

    • @IxxyBixxy717
      @IxxyBixxy717 Рік тому +685

      You can also show them the marvel that is a skyscraper ;)

    • @ToreOnYouTube
      @ToreOnYouTube Рік тому +335

      @@IxxyBixxy717 What? Tell me you have no social skills, without telling me you have no social skills. What an awfully cringe comment.

    • @Simon-is2xd
      @Simon-is2xd Рік тому +607

      ​@@ToreOnUA-camnah it was funny

    • @RetroRift.
      @RetroRift. Рік тому +105

      ​​@@Simon-is2xdit really is out of context and cringe but not funny

    • @ascina
      @ascina Рік тому

      cope its funny@@RetroRift.

  • @FaZe_CyLockOut
    @FaZe_CyLockOut 3 місяці тому +353

    1:42 "And then. You raise this Bi- ...y-y-you rai-y-you raise that guy up right there"
    Bro rlly was about to say it...

    • @Billl_MTB
      @Billl_MTB 3 місяці тому +10

      bro 🤣

    • @Destroyer30088
      @Destroyer30088 Місяць тому +22

      I CANT STOP CLICKING THAT TIMESTAMP ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

    • @zasimp0948
      @zasimp0948 20 днів тому +1

      he sounds irish lmaooo

    • @Dino-man26
      @Dino-man26 16 днів тому +1

      *my used 1986 Toyota corolla cold starting after being in my family's possession for 39 years without the oil being changed for 16 years*

  • @soibeen
    @soibeen 4 роки тому +21081

    every time it gets worse it gets a little bit funnier

    • @notwods
      @notwods Рік тому +150

      because loud = funny

    • @stromchaser32
      @stromchaser32 Рік тому +658

      @@notwods why did you click on the video then

    • @theguyjawn
      @theguyjawn Рік тому +305

      @@notwods You replied to a comment that was made 3 years ago

    • @t12is_10
      @t12is_10 Рік тому +151

      @@notwodsyou must be fun at parties

    • @MK-U-N
      @MK-U-N Рік тому +122

      @@t12is_10 He doesn't get invited to any parties.

  • @TheSpooker9000
    @TheSpooker9000 Рік тому +13578

    i love how calm he sounds while it sounds like he is crashing a plane

    • @arcadicus_ezevius
      @arcadicus_ezevius Рік тому +37

      🤣😂😂

    • @ryanvenjoyer
      @ryanvenjoyer Рік тому +105

      ...with no survivors

    • @jayzon_yuhmama8970
      @jayzon_yuhmama8970 Рік тому +13

      please help when i restarted my laptop the sounds stopped working

    • @TheSpooker9000
      @TheSpooker9000 Рік тому

      @@jayzon_yuhmama8970 common problem with laptops. just restart it again once or twice. else go in your settings, audio and see if you have the right output speaker selected

    • @weegie3343
      @weegie3343 Рік тому +44

      into two towers

  • @Urodeprag
    @Urodeprag 6 місяців тому +4754

    2004: How to make your microphone sound better
    2024: How to make your mic sound dogshit

  • @xlebosaur
    @xlebosaur 3 місяці тому +748

    2:04 the silence is loud fr now

    • @alies-
      @alies- Місяць тому +31

      this sounds like wind in the forest 😂

  • @sasoiiivan7312
    @sasoiiivan7312 9 місяців тому +5886

    My laptop's mic: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

    • @darkslayer54278
      @darkslayer54278 8 місяців тому +80

      as a fellow laptop gamer this is 100% true bro lol

    • @Freeando
      @Freeando 6 місяців тому +30

      my laptop's mic stopped working 2 weeks in lmao

    • @famlrnamemssng
      @famlrnamemssng 6 місяців тому +20

      Bro I've spent the last 7 months running on my laptop mic instead of my headset mic without realizing it. I started playing with the laptop closed and using external monitors and everyone I talked to in game started saying my mic sounded like utter dogshit and I had no idea what was going on. Finally noticed today lmao

    • @BENDYKILLER698
      @BENDYKILLER698 4 місяці тому +4

      wait. you guys's mics work

    • @Jimiscool88
      @Jimiscool88 3 місяці тому +1

      wait your laptop's mics are that good? wish my logitech c170 webcam actually had a better mic than a 1920 radio

  • @-Evergreen.
    @-Evergreen. Рік тому +4711

    2:32 This is your captain speaking.

    • @liaspooked4980
      @liaspooked4980 Рік тому +216

      Bro i instantly felt that specific type of tired that you feel when you wake up from a shitty nap during a long ass flight, the captain telling about the weather or smth and how the landing is about to start

    • @Pixe561
      @Pixe561 4 місяці тому +26

      @@liaspooked4980 same, I can even smell that specific airplane scent

    • @TFAmbience
      @TFAmbience 4 місяці тому

      ​@@liaspooked4980I've never been, is flying fun?

    • @liaspooked4980
      @liaspooked4980 4 місяці тому +4

      @@TFAmbience no not really, but you get to catch up on movies that you havent had the chance to see. I am not a big movie person, so I always use flights to watch a few. But the seats on flights are uncomfortable, and its hard to get a wink of sleep. Also, turbulence can be scary af

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 3 місяці тому +9

      @@TFAmbience only really the take-off and landing, when it's in the air it's essentially a really long and boring bus/train ride with no stops until the destination

  • @DoIoannToKnow
    @DoIoannToKnow Рік тому +5352

    this man just safely flew us from Miami to Rochester in less than 4 minutes. What a legend, somebody get him an FAA award

    • @ichosolemanuel6048
      @ichosolemanuel6048 Рік тому +9

      ?

    • @DoIoannToKnow
      @DoIoannToKnow Рік тому +187

      @@ichosolemanuel6048 its sounds exactly like a planes in-flight PA system used by the pilot
      thanks for making me explain a pretty simple joke, I hope you feel awful

    • @shinycharizard9221
      @shinycharizard9221 Рік тому +23

      ​@@DoIoannToKnowdamn

    • @BobyMjTyroneXenoAb
      @BobyMjTyroneXenoAb Рік тому +32

      @@DoIoannToKnow hey dont hope he feels awful he probably just doesnt have a sense of humor

    • @beansbs1
      @beansbs1 Рік тому +11

      ayee rochester

  • @TorabilityCat
    @TorabilityCat 2 місяці тому +387

    the inhale at 2:48 sent shivers down my spine 🥶🥶🥶😩

  • @galefinn8521
    @galefinn8521 4 роки тому +3474

    Thanks man now I can get away from the questions in online class by them not being able to understand me.

  • @crazyaxolotl343
    @crazyaxolotl343 Рік тому +3947

    I always hated the lack of immersion in arma reforger with plane mods but thanks to you now i can finally get 100% immersed while flying my mi 24 and my teammates dont understanding 89% of what im saying

    • @tharealchef2539
      @tharealchef2539 Рік тому +116

      Just install the A10 for maximum immersion. Sounds like you're standing next to the real thing, that is, until the split second your eardrums rupture...

    • @TheGuyfromValhalla
      @TheGuyfromValhalla Рік тому +8

      ​@@tharealchef2539😂

    • @SpidaMez
      @SpidaMez Рік тому +32

      i love the very specific 89%

    • @Snyperwolf91
      @Snyperwolf91 Рік тому +4

      The true military experience

  • @DigitalComputingOfficial
    @DigitalComputingOfficial Рік тому +5294

    we went from a bad microphone, to a decent one, to a good one, and now we want a bad microphone again. that is amazing

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub Рік тому +43

      Nah… it just got worse and worse and worse lol

    • @NUTS-4-DAYZ
      @NUTS-4-DAYZ Рік тому +9

      Dogs hit

    • @branm5459
      @branm5459 Рік тому +2

      For the funnee

    • @exterminatordj3901
      @exterminatordj3901 Рік тому

      @@chaosfr3959 no it isnt, get over yourself.

    • @opaltoralien4015
      @opaltoralien4015 Рік тому

      ​@@chaosfr3959 Not really, it is a unique comment. It's just that it is a very obvious thought to have, so multiple people made similar jokes.

  • @Ozbey1
    @Ozbey1 3 місяці тому +470

    3:13 wtf is in that gay_song_data folder 😅😂

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 2 місяці тому

      It’s what he touches himself to

    • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
      @fabiosonhandogrande1697 Місяць тому +12

      The other Audacity files have whatever songs in them, along with data folders, so... They either make music or store music piece by piece? Either way "Gay Song", whatever that could be, is there

    • @BWC.In.My.Throat
      @BWC.In.My.Throat Місяць тому +4

      Digbar and Jake hole

    • @not.sentinel.87
      @not.sentinel.87 Місяць тому +1

      @@BWC.In.My.Throatyou know ball

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 Місяць тому +11

      Its a fairly old running gag of having something totally abhorrent while you're trying to show someone something else

  • @thoroffdagoop
    @thoroffdagoop Рік тому +525

    this is actually hella good for a vintage effect

    • @jerichojaramillo449
      @jerichojaramillo449 Рік тому +30

      Fr I know alot of artist that use this low quality mic and it sounds so good!

    • @BurningSorrows
      @BurningSorrows 11 місяців тому +14

      That’s what I’m saying, it sounds literally like a WW2 military radio

  • @jetmate888
    @jetmate888 Рік тому +8079

    i dont understand how there are dislikes. he did exactly as the title said

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. Рік тому +169

      Right? He's got like 9% dislikes for no reason lol

    • @nahtemii
      @nahtemii Рік тому

      not shitty enough

    • @hito1988
      @hito1988 Рік тому +390

      its a tutorial, not everyone can get it working first try. they downvoted because of their own fail.

    • @360foxgamerz2
      @360foxgamerz2 Рік тому +476

      @@hito1988 It's pretty bad if you manage to fail at making something worse

    • @kazamidaiterrum
      @kazamidaiterrum Рік тому +17

      Dude I can't fix this now! D:

  • @Belak44444
    @Belak44444 Місяць тому +8

    Thanks for the video man, I've been wanting to sound like absolute shit for so long now. Ever since my teammates in overwatch could understand what I was saying I've always wanted to sound like I'm living 15 years in the past in the middle of a hurricane.

  • @wunba
    @wunba Рік тому +2423

    I love how randomly this video blows up after 3 years 😂

  • @dimostychalas9716
    @dimostychalas9716 Рік тому +4213

    You can also cover your room's walls with metalic objects, preferably 3m long sheet metal roofings, and make sure to position yourself in the corner of the room, just to get that extra filthy reverb. Alternatively you can rent a 200 square meter warehouse and move your setup there. After you have done all this, you can then set up a long metal sylinder from your mouth directly into your mic. But make sure it is really long, like REALLY long, 2m at the least.
    You can thank me later.

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock Рік тому

      Wtf is that favela ass setup

    • @SenselessReeD
      @SenselessReeD Рік тому +186

      Or you can just add a verry bad free reverb vst plugin using the same VoiceMeeter. Same effect basically. Don't forget delay, overdrive and maxed out compression on top of everything. Trust me, effect is amazing. Tried this last night and listen what came out of it and now my iq is 12, I lost my hearing and forgot how to speak english. Worth is, 100% recommend!

    • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
      @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC Рік тому +32

      Oh that makes a lot more sense. I thought that using a cardboard tube would be good enough. I figured that I was just using the wrong kind of tape to hold it to my face.

    • @dimostychalas9716
      @dimostychalas9716 Рік тому +55

      @@SenselessReeD filthy casual

    • @NUTS-4-DAYZ
      @NUTS-4-DAYZ Рік тому +5

      Dogs hit

  • @e3.14c4
    @e3.14c4 Рік тому +2117

    This isn't just a tutorial, this is an auditory experience.

    • @kyu6938
      @kyu6938 Рік тому +15

      introduction > rising action > climax > falling action > resolution

  • @Floodsye
    @Floodsye 3 місяці тому +16

    Every single teammate I've had in CoD has carefully watched, studied, and implemented each step of this video.

  • @goofygoober622
    @goofygoober622 Рік тому +4602

    sounds like a 911 emergency call

    • @Dualetta
      @Dualetta 11 місяців тому +16

      911th like 🔥

    • @Donnmuney
      @Donnmuney 9 місяців тому +1

      I was the 2100th like 😃

    • @LordOfTheChickinz
      @LordOfTheChickinz 9 місяців тому

      i thiught you ment 9/

    • @DerangedOrange
      @DerangedOrange 8 місяців тому +1

      911 what's your emergency?

    • @PiotrBarcz
      @PiotrBarcz 6 місяців тому

      Same sampling rate as a phone call.

  • @jorojo298
    @jorojo298 Рік тому +303

    I wish the world was filled with more anti-ads like this one

  • @alexsheppard237
    @alexsheppard237 Рік тому +2004

    Genuinely had to do this yesterday for a project, incredibly useful. I had to do my own thing to decrease video quality, I'd love to see your technique.

    • @YeetYoot
      @YeetYoot Рік тому +32

      What was the project for?

    • @cobalt618
      @cobalt618 Рік тому +356

      @@YeetYoot top 10 most successful communist countries

    • @randomchshorts
      @randomchshorts Рік тому +6

      What was the project for?

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock Рік тому +6

      Did you get a good mark?

    • @al3xb0t2
      @al3xb0t2 Рік тому

      ​@@cobalt618LOL

  • @TryVoidPhoonkher
    @TryVoidPhoonkher Місяць тому +3

    Thanks, now I'll look like a real soldier talking on the radio when I'm in an FPS game

  • @SillySyrup
    @SillySyrup 11 місяців тому +4250

    Bro went from bad mic to military radio operator

  • @_RussiAnGame
    @_RussiAnGame Рік тому +725

    I actually enjoy this radio-like voice. I’ll be using it in every online game I’m going to play. Thanks 😊

  • @ruggedchip2831
    @ruggedchip2831 Рік тому +656

    Honestly can’t believe I just watched this entire video

    • @LETRODE
      @LETRODE Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda Рік тому +4

      Worth it

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 11 місяців тому +7

      I just did it. I must say it's a must have for any fps player

    • @HerobrineLolz
      @HerobrineLolz 11 місяців тому +2

      Ik.

  • @WoodStock5646YT
    @WoodStock5646YT Місяць тому +2

    As a pilot for Spirit airline I appreciate you for putting this video up

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer Рік тому +711

    Holy shit. This is actually a great tip for any milsim players who want realistic sounding coms. I can imagine this working very well in a flight sim too…

    • @douletsayn
      @douletsayn Рік тому +36

      I thought you said Muslim for a sec

    • @yeet1337
      @yeet1337 Рік тому

      ​@@douletsaynGreat tip for muslims in flight sims 😏

    • @TheDixieDerg
      @TheDixieDerg Рік тому +5

      Or people who go into sweaty pvp voice chats

    • @DeluxeSlayer
      @DeluxeSlayer Рік тому +12

      ​​@@douletsaynSame lmao. When he mentioned flight simulator afterwards I was like damn who let this guy cook 😂

    • @InvisibleYetVisible
      @InvisibleYetVisible Рік тому

      ​@@douletsayn yeah we don't need any of that.... Whether it be round fake pilots or real ones 😂

  • @EmbodiedKhan91
    @EmbodiedKhan91 Рік тому +358

    as an owner of a blue yeti, i must say, its very convenient to have an annoying slider on my physical microphone. (gain)

    • @Cookie0927
      @Cookie0927 Рік тому +79

      Turn that shit up, you become the mcdonalds drive thru.

    • @Time4me2change
      @Time4me2change Рік тому +36

      I specifically enabled this to my tarkov mic lol, now I get shot randomly for some reason

    • @tuckerallen1421
      @tuckerallen1421 Рік тому

      Just upgraded my shit. Phew.

    • @phoonwax
      @phoonwax Рік тому +21

      i love having a shitpost slider on hand at all times its so good

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Рік тому +13

      What makes Blue Yetis bad? I got mine back in 2014 for $104. Everyone was recommending them.

  • @evanlee93
    @evanlee93 Рік тому +364

    the funniest thing about this is that I own both that webcam and the blue yeti mic because I thought they would be good 💀

    • @Cakeman
      @Cakeman Рік тому +20

      I am literally in the same boat as you pal.

    • @nox2889
      @nox2889 Рік тому +33

      People defend the Blue Yeti endlessly. I seriously couldn't stand that mic when I had it.

    • @Tactical_Taco
      @Tactical_Taco Рік тому +2

      me

    • @Sopsy_Hallow
      @Sopsy_Hallow Рік тому

      @@nox2889 because its on the cheaper side and relatively old at this point, sure it's not high quality by modern standards but if you use it right its far from bad, not nearly as bad as the usual webcam mic or the default mics on earbuds/headsets
      i dont see a reason to get it nowadays but if you still have it (like me) its better than using most other things that u can easily get

    • @holonaut
      @holonaut Рік тому +18

      @@nox2889 Problem with the Blue Yeti is, it's basically a studio microphone. Great for podcasts or whatever but if you dare move in your room, let alone use a keyboard, it's dogshit

  • @JokerChany
    @JokerChany 15 днів тому

    I don't know why this video is so satisfying and tickles that happy part in my brain

  • @RylanPlayz
    @RylanPlayz 10 місяців тому +154

    I love that for years, I have been searching "how to make my mic sound like a studio mic," and now it's just how to make my mic sound as bad as possible.

  • @eivanwqf4915
    @eivanwqf4915 Рік тому +528

    This method is genius that he made the result while recording😂

  • @Typic1ttv
    @Typic1ttv Рік тому +4179

    The entire video: "I'm going to show you how to make your mic terrible!"
    The last few seconds: "An alternate way to make your mic terrible is just buy a Logitech c920-"

    • @sebastianblevdet
      @sebastianblevdet Рік тому +277

      wow, you watched the video too?

    • @ilyakuznetsov2075
      @ilyakuznetsov2075 Рік тому +156

      That's crazy, its almost as if you watched the video

    • @Mydumbselfsays
      @Mydumbselfsays Рік тому +378

      To the two people above me:
      I don't get yall. I mean, the man was just expressing a part of the video he liked, it was harmless.
      But yall decided to ruin your own day smh my head 🙄🙄🙄

    • @kirjahrialt
      @kirjahrialt Рік тому +40

      ​@@Mydumbselfsays when did he say he liked that part of the video

    • @dekinnis
      @dekinnis Рік тому +22

      It’s almost like he watched the video

  • @minizomber1152
    @minizomber1152 Місяць тому +1

    I never searched the video, but I have always needed this video

  • @Kinstage
    @Kinstage Рік тому +171

    sounds like hes about to give me coordinates for a strafing run..

  • @Overseer14
    @Overseer14 Рік тому +1126

    It genuinely sounds like a microphone that the military uses, which is absolutely amazing considering they actually use dogshit microphones.

    • @ИванУшаков-с7
      @ИванУшаков-с7 Рік тому +14

      What it seems like they use

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro Рік тому +275

      I've been told that "military-grade" means "the cheapest and least breakable"

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Рік тому +5

      ​@@jauxroyeah

    • @krevikr
      @krevikr Рік тому +1

      ​​@@jauxroi believe military-grade stuff are made to be breakable so they can be easily replaced or smth

    • @yoriow877
      @yoriow877 Рік тому

      @@krevikr ok so dogshit and cheap. got it xD

  • @ДмитроНикишенко
    @ДмитроНикишенко Рік тому +133

    I love how literally everyone got this reccomended to them within a span of 3-4 hours

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger Місяць тому +2

    popularity of this video really proves just how many people followed this man's advice ! i meet them in every game i play !

  • @ggentertainment2737
    @ggentertainment2737 4 роки тому +9415

    Jokes on you my mic has this built in!
    Edit: stop liking and replying to this comment, I’m getting spammed

  • @SpringySpring04
    @SpringySpring04 Рік тому +373

    Honestly this is some great content. Ive used the VB Cable software to troll my friends on Discord using FL Studio as a voice changer, and ive been looking for ways to make my mic sound like trash, so this has really helped!

    • @Gormula137
      @Gormula137 Рік тому +4

      I guess I'm not alone who thought of using FL as voice changer

    • @PHLYogi
      @PHLYogi Рік тому +3

      Lmaoooo i’ve been using FL as a voice changer for years (as well as music production), I’m glad to have found you all 😂

    • @NUTS-4-DAYZ
      @NUTS-4-DAYZ Рік тому

      Dogs hit

    • @SpringySpring04
      @SpringySpring04 Рік тому

      @@PHLYogi Same mate! I even upload some of my songs to my channel sometimes, but life has been really busy so I don't make music as much anymore, sadly. But still, cool to find you as well XD

  • @silidusandoy7821
    @silidusandoy7821 Рік тому +649

    i liked because of feynman.

    • @M-HACK
      @M-HACK Рік тому +2

      WOW pin and no reply’s
      Well

    • @atomicdestroyer8068
      @atomicdestroyer8068 Рік тому +1

      @@M-HACKWHAT 😮

    • @Seft2_
      @Seft2_ Рік тому +1

      5 hours ago, it got pinned, the video is from 3 years ago😂 funny

    • @mr_siuuu
      @mr_siuuu Рік тому

      Wgat

    • @Hcuzz
      @Hcuzz Рік тому

      yea@@Seft2_

  • @anthonymartinsmoraes6526
    @anthonymartinsmoraes6526 27 днів тому

    Probably one of the bests tutorials ive ever seen, thanks to yt who recommended this to me

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Рік тому +1220

    You can also use a mic EQ to squish the low and high end frequencies together as tight as possible, to the point where you're basically just operating across a 500 hertz range.
    Also make sure that when you breathe on your mic slightly, the funny little line stays on the top of the gauge.
    And if you really wanna go the extra mile, buy a really thin sheet of metal, cut it out in a circle, and mount it around your microphone, preferably tune it to reverberate at every frequency the human voice can produce, to really get that authentic _'do you live in a colander WTF' experience._
    Also there are some microphones which have built-in volume protections, just make sure to turn those _OFF._
    If your microphone breaks slightly as a result, don't worry, *_that just adds to the experience._*
    EDIT: Also, you wanna pick one specific frequency, like 1470 hertz, and crank the frequency of that one up to 17-18K hertz, so that there's always some kind of high-pitch distortion that really screws with people who use earbuds. Preferably distort that frequency range a little bit as well, so it becomes a bit wider of an ear-splitting frequency hike. :)
    And this might be a bit advanced though: There are programs that let your microphone quality go lower than 8bit 8KHz. Like, much lower. This is really advanced levels of low quality though, so don't be surprised if there are repercussions to using that strategy in lobbies.

    • @shoshoda
      @shoshoda Рік тому +47

      Could you do an in depth tutorial on that ? I'd really love to dig mic mixing to its core !

    • @guytn5701
      @guytn5701 Рік тому

      My man is on an another level of dogshit sound quality lmao.

    • @jnub3544
      @jnub3544 Рік тому +33

      This is the best comment I’ve ever read

    • @Kiwi-9381
      @Kiwi-9381 Рік тому +5

      Agreed, this comment is amazing. And also agreed to an in depth tutorial 😅

    • @Tenninch
      @Tenninch Рік тому +13

      This should be fucking pinned.

  • @kancerkun
    @kancerkun 10 місяців тому +20

    that one friend: look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

  • @_SGTM_
    @_SGTM_ Рік тому +320

    That sounds like airplane communicating with the air traffic control tower 😂

    • @NUTS-4-DAYZ
      @NUTS-4-DAYZ Рік тому +3

      Dogs hit

    • @cheesebusiness
      @cheesebusiness Рік тому +7

      The “many lives depend on it” level of quality

    • @app_manifestation
      @app_manifestation Рік тому +5

      says smth funny
      "thanks for the likes guys"
      😐

    • @Punch_Card
      @Punch_Card Рік тому +1

      @@app_manifestation I mean, why? people ain't coming back to see it anyways

    • @app_manifestation
      @app_manifestation Рік тому +1

      @@Punch_Card i hate existing

  • @Gumball3139
    @Gumball3139 23 дні тому +2

    Posting this absolutely raw without any cuts making it even funnier😂

  • @aaronmueller1560
    @aaronmueller1560 Рік тому +359

    Honestly, was kinda hoping that this was gonna be a short video on common mistakes people make when setting up their microphone that cause their voice to sound worse as a sort of reverse tutorial (essentially “avoid doing these things and you will avoid bad mic quality”), but this is good too

    • @vsm1456
      @vsm1456 Рік тому +4

      same. kinda disappointed, but at least now I know how to set up and use these virtual cables, so that's fine too

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 Рік тому +1

      @@vsm1456well, make sure the quality matches on the virtual cable and the mic, or it will clip. So don’t set 1 to CD, and the other to studio or something

    • @noshame2389
      @noshame2389 Рік тому +8

      I mean it kinda is, just do the opposite of what he says

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Рік тому

      I thought the same, lol

    • @JamieElli
      @JamieElli Рік тому

      I thought he was going to disassemble a microphone until it sounded really bad, but this is probably more practical.

  • @7dcht
    @7dcht Рік тому +67

    saw this in my recommended, never thought about making my mic shitty, and now i have it, thank you

  • @Korosivv
    @Korosivv Рік тому +849

    Thank you very much, I spent over $500 in audio equipment, but it came out too clean. Now I can properly sound like a Taco Bell drive-thru speaker playing grindcore. Jah bless. 🙏

  • @Ibrahim_Moalim
    @Ibrahim_Moalim 2 місяці тому +1

    The pfp and banner of the channel made me laugh so hard with these type of videos 😂

  • @kyrufalkas5577
    @kyrufalkas5577 Рік тому +249

    That still sound better than my steelseries headset mic

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 11 місяців тому +8

      Rather use a can attached to a string

    • @jwdunn6401
      @jwdunn6401 11 місяців тому +3

      My arctis 7 steelseries sounds fine I wonder if it’s just the model you have

    • @kyrufalkas5577
      @kyrufalkas5577 11 місяців тому

      @@jwdunn6401 i have the artics pro with gamedac, they sound like shit as most headset mics

    • @yoshiibob
      @yoshiibob 11 місяців тому +1

      bro im using one rn its so fucking shit

    • @Greenhawk4
      @Greenhawk4 9 місяців тому

      Must just be faulty or something as mine is perfectly fine.

  • @arcane3877
    @arcane3877 Рік тому +146

    This sounds exactly the same as radio communication in flying, like identical
    If you recorded mock transmissions between an aircraft and ATC I would not be able to discern it based on audio quality alone
    You have my respect sir

  • @SebPlaySpaceflight
    @SebPlaySpaceflight 10 місяців тому +96

    It just sounds like the pilot when they say that there’s going to be some turbulence up ahead

    • @turbulence6
      @turbulence6 7 місяців тому +1

      Didn't know I was up ahead

  • @SimplyPain66
    @SimplyPain66 18 днів тому

    Never thought i would need a video like that lmao, gonna annoy my friends with that later

  • @unscrpt3d
    @unscrpt3d 7 місяців тому +42

    “. . . these mics are horrible”
    *INTENSE BREATH IN*

  • @NivekUSA
    @NivekUSA Рік тому +43

    I love how as the video goes it's changing real time, really adds to the comedic effect of this video.

  • @zion6680
    @zion6680 Рік тому +152

    This is actually really useful for me, I'm trying to make an audiobook type thing and I want all the voices to have a similar filtered sound on playback and I think this is what I'm going to do to some degree lmao, feels retro.

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 Рік тому +11

      I recommend using a pop filter to get rid of breathing, that can be super distracting in any audiobook. Alternatively, you can use a noise filter in Audacity to filter out any breathing noise, that’s how I whistle into my mic without capturing the wind sound

    • @Holmdharme
      @Holmdharme Рік тому +5

      If you are recording you might as well just use an equalizer and a saturation effect, it will give you the same effect but with more control.

    • @TheGrundigg
      @TheGrundigg Рік тому +1

      You should record it clean and apply effects, this is really easy to do with an EQ and some distortion (bit reduction or saturation or whatever you like). Gives you more control and you have the clean sound to use if you need it.

  • @Federal.buerau_of_silly
    @Federal.buerau_of_silly 4 місяці тому +2

    you know i was wondering how the fuck i already watched a portion of these vids but then i realise how often ive fell asleep while watching youtube on my phone

  • @StarWGamer
    @StarWGamer Рік тому +261

    Here I am with a Blue Yeti mic thinking it's a good mic, and then I found out it's literally featured in a tutorial on how to make your mic sound like crap. Thanks, dad.

    • @inkoherency
      @inkoherency Рік тому +45

      it is good but you gotta mess with it to make it sound good otherwise it is pretty dogshit

    • @occasionalart
      @occasionalart Рік тому +15

      From what I know it's a perfectly fine mic if you know what you're doing, it's just that you can get something a lot nicer sounding for the same amount of money, or less in some cases

    • @technocolossus
      @technocolossus Рік тому +8

      ​@@occasionalartYeti sucks if you have the logitech g hub installed but otherwise I never had anything to really mess around with

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 Рік тому +3

      Blue Yetis are a punchline for bad mics

    • @inkoherency
      @inkoherency Рік тому

      @@drifter402 thats why im saying u gotta mess with it to make it sound good

  • @GAMINGALEXYT-im7bj
    @GAMINGALEXYT-im7bj Рік тому +90

    Dude sounding like every average pilot in the end💀

  • @emmigosa
    @emmigosa Рік тому +42

    Honestly I think it sounds awesome. It sounds like an old telephone. It's a nice vibe.

  • @gurde3596
    @gurde3596 2 місяці тому

    Such a magnificent tutorial I didn't even have to watch it for my sound input device to be low quality.

  • @simplyme9700
    @simplyme9700 Рік тому +78

    The youtube algorithm has blessed us with a three year old master piece.

  • @goatwithagun
    @goatwithagun Рік тому +28

    best tutorial ever, you can make it better
    if you are on a discord voice chat and lowering the bitrate of it to 8kbps, now you AND your friends can enjoy having a microphone with sound quality of a WW2/Cold War era military radio

  • @Sinred1
    @Sinred1 Рік тому +54

    my mic is already dogshit, so I watched this video in reverse and now its amazing, thanks!

  • @Getmadusad
    @Getmadusad Місяць тому +1

    I clicked on this full knowing what he was gonna do and it still makes me just as happy lmao

  • @Coulge
    @Coulge 9 місяців тому +197

    2:45 You sound like a pilot

  • @AdhvaithSane
    @AdhvaithSane Рік тому +26

    “The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you”
    Damn. What a line.

  • @beaconofwierd1883
    @beaconofwierd1883 Рік тому +41

    This does sound a lot like radio airplane radio chatter, should use it in flight sims for more immersion, 10/10

  • @raphuru
    @raphuru Місяць тому +3

    Thanks for the help! My team now mutes me and it makes us win more games since I cant trash talk them, so we all play at our best!

  • @interbard
    @interbard Рік тому +799

    Your mic sounded okay in the beginning, but way too quiet

    • @MetalGodOfLegend
      @MetalGodOfLegend Рік тому +102

      I thought the video wasn't with microphone until i put the volume at max

    • @chillblox8
      @chillblox8 Рік тому +4

      he be protecting us from the dogshit mic by the end

    • @Syuvinya
      @Syuvinya Рік тому +68

      it's because he later turned volume way up

    • @NUTS-4-DAYZ
      @NUTS-4-DAYZ Рік тому +1

      Dogs hit

    • @189Blake
      @189Blake Рік тому +28

      In the beginning it was barely audible, I understood it as a metajoke and was laughing right from the start

  • @AtomicArtumas
    @AtomicArtumas Рік тому +291

    I want to add this in as an advanced technique you can use for specifically recordings - It's nigh impossible to do in real time without much more dedicated software and possibly hardware, but if you're specifically trying to do something like make a video where your audio is horrible, or whatnot, you can do this.
    Put your recording through a music composition/balancing/writing program, such as Logic, Reason, etc. - A lot of these support custom audio inputs as "custom instruments", which you can then edit with various effect modules - In my personal experience, this is WAY more advanced than most general editing software or voice changers/soundboards, and also doubles as a way to do budget autotune.
    The benefit of this is that you can actually make the audio sound absolutely horrible while still somehow being understandable, which is something that I don't see many people utilize. Or you can just make the worst audio you've ever heard. Something that sounds like what you'd imagine the inside of a black hole that was in the middle of hell would sound like.

    • @theoneandonlyxax
      @theoneandonlyxax Рік тому +10

      yap yap yap

    • @LegitMix14
      @LegitMix14 Рік тому +9

      yapper of the year qualifier for sure

    • @kachow5830
      @kachow5830 Рік тому +4

      This guy is still yapping

    • @aidanspurgeon
      @aidanspurgeon Рік тому +27

      smh this guys replying with a bunch of alts
      they aren't even funny either, this comment gave good ideas

    • @taibasarovadil
      @taibasarovadil Рік тому +2

      I should give it a try

  • @BuckitBoys
    @BuckitBoys Рік тому +40

    This tutorial in unintentionally hilarious, I’ll probs watch this over and over

    • @exessen1684
      @exessen1684 10 місяців тому

      Wdym "unintentional" 💀💀 this obviously isn't a serious tutorial

  • @dbfavorited
    @dbfavorited Місяць тому

    Quite informative, I appreciate the content. I was struggling for so long on how to make any of my settings worse but with no avail, this saved me.
    God tier.

  • @ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv
    @ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv Рік тому +21

    Crazy that it still sounds better than a cellphone call.

  • @rawtec7396
    @rawtec7396 Рік тому +14

    After I watched this, I almost cried, because I thought there are no more videos on YT you can really learn from. This saved my weekend. Blessings Sir.

  • @sqwop
    @sqwop Рік тому +73

    That still sounds good to me unlike real bad mics that distort when you slightly raise your voice.

  • @totalhydration5240
    @totalhydration5240 4 місяці тому

    I've unironically been looking for this tutorial

  • @eli_mst
    @eli_mst Рік тому +54

    I feel like this effect could be used really well for an effect where you have long distance radio communication, maybe do a subtle highpass aswell

  • @dragonkillerz9
    @dragonkillerz9 Рік тому +29

    2:40 bro sound like the phone guy on fnaf 1

  • @Avarrak
    @Avarrak Рік тому +177

    Honestly it kinda sounds like radio chatter from NASA. Like you were on the ISS or something 👌

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot Рік тому +1

      Mamma mia
      Papa pia
      *Baby's got the DIAAAARHEEEEEEA*

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 Рік тому +1

      Connect the TEWBS
      Connect the TEWBS
      Connect the TEWBS

    • @afxx19
      @afxx19 Рік тому +1

      thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

  • @thefoxxymilo
    @thefoxxymilo 3 місяці тому

    Idk how I found this and I never knew I needed and wanted this.

  • @gargoyled_drake
    @gargoyled_drake Рік тому +87

    not even kidding. If you have a mic that sounds like this when streaming on twitch as a low viewer streamer. There is no doubt that you will gain followers and support faster than anyone else with "good" equipment.

    • @noah.2B
      @noah.2B Рік тому +23

      Yeah i believe it. makes everything you do more amusing than if you're trying to make it sound good

    • @MooneyBabbler
      @MooneyBabbler Рік тому +4

      Works out for me

    • @craftergoat
      @craftergoat 4 місяці тому +1

      Bro look at wubbzy his mic is dogshit but he's popular

  • @Balaskh
    @Balaskh Рік тому +8

    this feels like an extremely elaborate burn on blue yeti and i'm here for it

  • @HowToTop5
    @HowToTop5 11 місяців тому +16

    Bro went from normal to NASA💀💀

  • @imabanana2315
    @imabanana2315 22 дні тому

    glad to finally see what programs call of duty uses for their voice chat systems!

  • @ThatOneGoatGuy
    @ThatOneGoatGuy Рік тому +231

    Play this video in reverse to attain a crisp mic
    Also the reason 8000 hertz sounds way worse is that it's actually only capable of giving you 4000 herts [for reasons] in the output. it does a bunch of low passes which means all the high amplitudes get cut off making the output voice sound hollow and distant. I'm not an expert on this tho so do your own research if you want any actual understanding lol

    • @sanjeev.rao3791
      @sanjeev.rao3791 Рік тому +14

      For anyone who's interested, the reason is the Nyquist theorem.

    • @joanyadhatan
      @joanyadhatan Рік тому

      @@sanjeev.rao3791 wow

    • @magpie-yf8gf
      @magpie-yf8gf Рік тому +1

      why not just de-ess and increase mids

    • @NUTS-4-DAYZ
      @NUTS-4-DAYZ Рік тому +1

      Dogs hit

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty Рік тому

      No not actually. Not gonna be rewL. Not real. Please attempt off

  • @TheDudeLol-df3uc
    @TheDudeLol-df3uc 9 місяців тому +32

    0:14 " I already installed it" a classic word 🤨

    • @Giolopy
      @Giolopy 4 місяці тому +2

      wth do you think the funny mic application is gonna do?? Brick your brick?? 💀
      🙏
      Edit : don’t mind the edits, it’s me positioning the praying emoji

    • @TheDudeLol-df3uc
      @TheDudeLol-df3uc 4 місяці тому

      @@Giolopy yes

  • @x258-p2b
    @x258-p2b 4 роки тому +136

    needed to use this so i can skip zoom classes

  • @Teguemy
    @Teguemy Місяць тому +2

    "911 What's your emergency?"
    "I'm having problem with my math"

    • @pcslasher
      @pcslasher Місяць тому

      with your mouth?