Get any scaling whatsoever challenge (difficulty: impossible) (Balatro)
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Call me Balatro the way I'm surrounded by jokers
call him balatro the way he big blind
Since balatro means jester in latin, that would make you a joker too.
call me the Joker how i got these cards?
Call me balatro the way I'm jokin while strokin
-7
When i see Egg play a pair of queens instead of is straight in the first minute, I know its gonna be a good video
Don't forget the best straight, 3-4-4-5-6
And win
it didn't even matter but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3-4-4-5-6 should now be known as an egg straight. Do it, Balatro maker, I dare you.
Maybe not in the game but it would be awesome as an achievement, especially if it doesn't tell you in the achievement how to get it
a joker that adds the egg straight to the list of possible hands
The planet card is Saturn with a crack in it.
cracked joker: hatless and bald joker with a crack on it's dome, very egg-like
Allows straights to have a pair in the middle
@@lachryphagous actually banger concept devs capture this man
21:45 Flush planet in store. Flush only player skips it. Make it make sense.
he got that Big Blind in him
Then picks it the next time round 😅
yeah...
I almost yelled at my screen. Didn't want to startle the neighbors though.
"16 clubs in my deck" gluttonous joker in shop last round
In NL’s defense of the flushes, I feel like the current Demo’s joker set aligns to make Flushes better on average. The closest competition is obviously Straights, followed by maybe Three of a Kind with that Three of a Kind joker that does 2x.
I feel like it. The first demo was primarily set to high card or low card wins so I feel like the devs are just work shopping specific build types with the demos
Most jokers use the phrasing like "if hand contains", which means that it works with other hands too. So the joker that gives x2 mult if hand contains three of a kind works on full houses, 4 of a kind, 5 of a kind, flush house, and flush five
Also Four Fingers is the best non-mult card and compliments well with either flush/straight builds. It makes the final boss a breeze if you've made your deck good enough to draw 4 cards you need
@@puransu20On top of buffing Stone Cards
@@brianmcmanus9110yeah, lemme just casually pull outta my arse five and four of a kind, aka most rare combinations, and ignore all straights and flushes on the way
NL making up a fake message from chat just to yell at them about a terrible joke is PEAK egg content
I cant get over the missed Jupiter on the first run.
2 seconds after “we gotta move toward a flush build” 😂
14:15 "we love diamonds don't we folks"
Yes, so use incantation, since there's only one diamond in the hand.
Spectral packs have synergy with taro cards. 18:15 there is a spectral pack that changes all cards to one suit.
Lethal Company is DEFINITELY lookin different 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
+2
These Balatro videos (the music especially) are super relaxing for me
I love the music too, but you must have the volume cranked I can't hear the music without having the egg yelling full blast
the music gives me Risk of Rain vibes 10/10
@@littlecrabgamesthe music being quiet could be why it’s relaxing honestly
@@AtomicSluggThis is exactly what I was thinking from the first time I heard the music, heavy Risk of Rain vibes
Bro is set on club flushes, ignores the club pilled joker. Dies.
I NEED longer runs localthunk please bless us with the full release
2 more weeks
Bro just WAIT
I just now realized that nl isnt actually talking to someone, there is no chat, these names are just figments of his imagination
sad really. He found out too late the Bavarrian head polish was toxic
Schizo ark Pog
the moment my ass thinks about this game the egg provides
I’ve already got the Balatro jitters and the game isn’t even out yet 😭
I'm really enjoying Balatro, but I am disappointed to hear that the Cine2Nerdle battle videos weren't doing too well. I was so excited whenever one popped up. I hope you do more of them in the future!
The first run is so cursed with diamonds refusing to appear holy.
He discarded like a fourth the deck before he found a 5th diamond, it was criminal
19:35 okay NL, no need to perfectly call out my life for the past decade 😂 dude had me pegged
Finally catching up on these Balatro vods. This game goes crazy
20:53, I reference this exact part of the song so often, and it goes so unsung. Thank you NL!
21:46, WHY THE FUCK DJDNT YOU JUPITER??!
As we're currently in the moon-maxing era, has anybody told him about putting glass cards last in your hand so they trigger the X2 mult at the end yet?
baby steps
he thinks the point of glass cards is to get them destroyed so I doubt he cares
@@canox6017to be fair, the card destruction would be the better part of glass cards if it wasn’t for the really short runs
Yo he's Balling the Tro again.
"You're comparing like apple's to dust" Cracked up on that one
25:08 NL's declaration of DIAMONDS! was near biblical.
Hemomancer: It's morbin time
NL being surprised that a good hand gets a good score is as funny as when he gets surprised that an awful hand gets an awful score.
Egg is absolutely right here 10:21 Goldmember was super funny to me when I was in middle school, but compared to the first one it's absolutely dreadful. The only saving grace is Michael Caine as Austin's father. Other than that it's recycled jokes and the virtually non-existent chemistry between Mike Myers and an auto-pilot Beyonce.
I rewatched the first one recently, it blew ass. hasn't aged well at all. back in the day I kind of considered it two duologies, 3 has more jokes from 2 and 2 has more jokes from 1
We're so back
Love Guru, one of the greatest meta parody movies ever made, just caught a stray
I really hope i can get this when it releases, i can only wonder what the fuck the full game could be capable of.
The previous demo had insane cards for more variety of builds imo. Like small hands shenanigans including mult on playing less than 3 cards, discard shenanigans, grouping suits by color, hand type mult multipliers, unique uses for cards augments, etc. It's crazy how creative the jokers get for this game
@puransu20 all of the jokers 🃏 is going to be so pog also it seems like there is going to be tons of decks and different difficulty modifiers
That Breadcrumb Trail reference at 35:28 goes crazy.
30:00 Hey, I'm still getting "wish granted!" reply notifications from when I said I wanted 600 episodes of Slay the Spire on your first episode of it. I was in your corner from the beginning as far as that game went.
bro the new lethal company update lookin fire
"Tomo, play Balatro."
Tomo: Yes, my Lord.
Balatro uploads treat my adhd with high dopamine
It's good to learn we have people in chat swinging for us. We may not divide us after all.
I loved cine2nerdle! Bring it back!
"This is a tarot driven run, let's go buffoon pack"
who is calling cine to nerdle the snooze of the summer i live for that content. Need to convince ppl to watch the videos so the watch time goes up and i get more of it. The banter is the best plus i love seeing my streamer pop off.
My math tutor would stay for hours after we were done and play slay the spire with me in my senior year of high school.
Lovin' Balatro. Also keep up the Dles, love the Dles.
This game takes "i'm going to become the joker" to a whole new level
I got so twisted watching NL play balatro although the banter is amazing, the game play made me have an aneurysm. I got the demo and beat it doing a high card,pair,two pair, flush, and straight flush "only" build just to satisfy my mind palace
The egg returns to statistics class.
The architect and the builder
The music in this game reminds me of a 70s porno flick.
Me watching Morbius in theatres: a hemomancer, hmm
I can’t stop playing, and it’s still only demo, someone save me
Missed the prime comment with the misnamed video...
You can tell its Balatro, i mean look at the 4 jokers.
0:50 casually skips the Broadway straight
33:29 If you couldn't make out the game's name, he's saying his Cine2Nerdle Battles videos do poorly.
im smokin on that jumbo arcana pack
I'm so ready for the game to come out already. I'm winning too often and I want it to keep part the 60k final boss lol
He’s addressing the lethal company drama
as someone named Griffin, 15:48 was very jarring
1st time anyone has said "its gonna be whimsical at worst"
I speedran my crossing the liminal into being a disconnected old man. Let this be evidence your viewer-base isn't too far behind. start cynic-maxxing now while the economy isn't 2025-level trashed.
Why make single use plastic bags that last for 600 years. Make it make sense
i will wish upon a star for NL to finally respect glass cards
He's still doing the sushi bit
27:29 he got his money for nothing and chips for free
NL getting all secret rares in that first run!
3 videos in the same minute thank you mr ryan
Honestly, watching you play this game is a form of masochism
And they said our spray painted abs look fake…. 12:40
Get's a red seal glass card from a standard pack and chooses a normal card instead 💀
25:00 Literally me playing minecraft
This game is like 99% just playing for Flushes, hopefully the full release adds some actual replayability to the game
yeah no that's just nl lmao
have you actually played the game? its very easy to use other hands, NL, just is using a strat that works for them but theres plenty more to do! Myself am a big Full House and High Card user, and theres lots of stuff for thoose!
Biggest self report video title yet
I feel personally called out over the Anthem thing. We were really hoping and coping, now all I have is 0 friends and Destiny 2.
Someone please tell Egg that Aces can make a straight with 2-3-4-5 as well...
48:45 "just got banned"
I guess now is as bad of a time as ever to write up my Anthem postmortem. Anthem was and likely still is the best iron man simulator we ever got and I genuinely think that if the game had any actual fucking CONTENT we would still be talking about it fondly today. Unfortunately EA went and fondled the game and genuinely fucked it. If someone out there has the engine or the source code for Anthem and wants to shadow drop it to some passionate modders it could become a wonderful game.
Him refusing to go for full houses is driving me crazy 😡
0:49 why you play a pair instead of 10-J-Q-K-A straioght
He’s becoming the joker 🃏
lil bro is no lifing the demo
I don't know what NL is talking about when it comes to liking comments that are the same dumb joke. I will often give thumbs up to comments that are the same joke that I would have commented, except someone got to it before I did. That way I don't flood the comments with more of the same joke.
The egg is cracked
Absolutely sends me that people watch/comment on the gameplay and don't just feel the egg vibes
they should really nerf flushes imo, they are way to easy to play + the tarot cards that changes 3 cards to a single suit is really op, it really makes you play 80% of runs with flush strats instead of expierementing
"I love goooooollllllld".
i love cine2nerdle battles
I love balatro
I honestly think this demo is too easy, I got it first try easy. Someone should show him the escalating values after step 5 though, they're in the help pages somewhere
Bruh Kate got hacked 😭😭😭😭
Came here to see if anyone else would realize too
I see BAL, A TRO
I love that egg has zero clue that people like comments they agree with ???
The world card: turn 3 cards into spades.
Most pegged streamer: turn two spades into spades
bro he has a holographic greedy joker, why would he turn cards into spades
This is a strange Balatro video...
-2 if you need to, I don't care.
Who is he talking to?
Hello. I love Balator.
I think I’ve been to that conveyor belt sushi in Ohio it’s not worth it
But cine2nerdle is so fun :(
25:02 me playing minecraft
meet the spartans was THE worst movie to ever hit theaters
/marker
i mean slay the spire at the very start wasnt really good :|