Social Interaction Trainer: Be My Friend

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  • @jenniferwillis2478
    @jenniferwillis2478 8 років тому +1373

    GOD DAMMIT MARK YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @quasar4086
      @quasar4086 8 років тому +4

      Jennifer Willis spooped

    • @flixxfoxy100
      @flixxfoxy100 8 років тому +1

      indeed

    • @collintieman1342
      @collintieman1342 8 років тому +1

      i wasn't paying attention intull after the jumpscare and looked back to see wut happened

    • @elliott6624
      @elliott6624 8 років тому +3

      Jennifer Willis IKR HE SCARED ME TOO!!!

    • @collintieman1342
      @collintieman1342 8 років тому

      sry its 1 in the mornin thats why

  • @violetbatesalmond3804
    @violetbatesalmond3804 7 років тому +1316

    Mark: HEY WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND FOR EVER AND EVER AND E V E R?!
    Me: I have been waiting for this my whole life

  • @Luinguinee
    @Luinguinee 7 років тому +325

    The sentence "I'm in a room all by myself not wearing pants. Ow my groin." Sounds oddly sexual....

    • @sophiebarton4273
      @sophiebarton4273 7 років тому +21

      ThatGirl WhoDraws Then he goes HABOOSKI.... I love it 😂😂

    • @plum2584
      @plum2584 7 років тому +1

      Is it really odd?

  • @joshpd22
    @joshpd22 6 років тому +1254

    Who else paused the video to read the fridge then got jumpscared immediately

  • @Alicia-ho9fd
    @Alicia-ho9fd 8 років тому +528

    *Would you like to be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever*
    Me: Yes Mark I would.

    • @juliastern536
      @juliastern536 8 років тому +3

      same XD

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 8 років тому +3

      were gonna be Buddy's 4 ever 👍

    • @Alicia-ho9fd
      @Alicia-ho9fd 8 років тому

      Julia Stern Fire Disco forever and forever

    • @juliastern536
      @juliastern536 8 років тому +3

      andeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandever XD

    • @wottle-b335
      @wottle-b335 8 років тому

      Carlos Ramirez reported

  • @lemonsouda
    @lemonsouda 8 років тому +275

    Mark: *does the jumpscare camera thing*
    Me: *punches the monitor in shock*

    • @lunaticlayla
      @lunaticlayla 8 років тому

      LemonSouda hahahahaha xD

    • @Thewaterspirit57
      @Thewaterspirit57 8 років тому

      LemonSouda I would punch my screen. But that would mean punching my iPad....

    • @PneumaticFrog
      @PneumaticFrog 8 років тому +1

      Thewaterspirit57 but that would mean not wasting your money and getting a windows laptop or android tablet

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 8 років тому

      This isn't JSE!

    • @AxionRL
      @AxionRL 8 років тому

      That jumpscare got me SO GOOD!

  • @TheNoarielle
    @TheNoarielle 8 років тому +199

    0:05 the magnets of the fridge are AMAZING

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 років тому +566

    Please explain the fridge magnets what the actual hell.

    • @smilesforeveryone2150
      @smilesforeveryone2150 5 років тому +4

      Juu fake

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 років тому +39

      I was thinking that too, I thought “Did they actually take the time to do that?” And then I thought, “What if that’s just what their magnets are like...?”
      Either way it’s gold.

    • @ells2828
      @ells2828 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +1

      Marks…a special one…

    • @ReaperPeeper
      @ReaperPeeper 3 роки тому

      Please explain the 2 comments

  • @duke-of-fire
    @duke-of-fire 8 років тому +355

    everyone should take a moment to appreciate the sentences on the fridge, odd they may be

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 8 років тому +1

      Acended Angel Thank god I'm not the only one who read them.😅😄😰😯

    • @cryingsakura7990
      @cryingsakura7990 8 років тому +2

      +QueenSahara Eyes i cant read them what do they say?

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 8 років тому +3

      Mcelsa The septiplier trash I can't figure out of taking the time to say them all out is worth the time..
      Il just say that the first on (topmost) is "explosive bossom button" for now

    • @cryingsakura7990
      @cryingsakura7990 8 років тому

      LOL WTF?

    • @mushfiq2233
      @mushfiq2233 8 років тому +1

      I bet I read those earlier than anyone else cause I was here early :)

  • @bradgamerbloggerwise
    @bradgamerbloggerwise 8 років тому +715

    At the beginning for a few seconds, is darkaplier.

    • @bradgamerbloggerwise
      @bradgamerbloggerwise 8 років тому +1

      I agree Mark, I like women.

    • @Aphegone
      @Aphegone 8 років тому +5

      Brad gamer Blogger Tuber Blogger Literally! Did you just reply to yourself? XD

    • @CHRIST4LYFE1777
      @CHRIST4LYFE1777 8 років тому +19

      scared the shit out of me. did any body get the shit scared out of them too.

    • @_imV
      @_imV 8 років тому +3

      +jonathan rodriguez i laughed the shit out of me :)

    • @vladnefarious
      @vladnefarious 8 років тому +3

      +Blade (sigh) I'll get a mop...

  • @Chiphunk
    @Chiphunk 8 років тому +1217

    "HI! want to be my friend forever endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor?"

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 років тому +1130

    I fear no man...
    but that thing...
    it scares me...

    • @theultimatememelord6586
      @theultimatememelord6586 6 років тому +21

      Repent
      The MARKENING is upon us.

    • @ratcrusher3251
      @ratcrusher3251 6 років тому +7

      heavy quote from Meet the pyro

    • @stardusttodorki2679
      @stardusttodorki2679 5 років тому +1

      Me to

    • @dxrkoner
      @dxrkoner 5 років тому +2

      i see u on every video commenting jacksepticeye,mark,vanoss and youtubers like that

    • @skullz0up116
      @skullz0up116 4 роки тому

      Unlike you,
      I fear every man
      (I mean human, not just dudes)

  • @donteatfishitsbadfor
    @donteatfishitsbadfor 6 років тому +367

    Mark. I know this is two years late. What. Is on your fridge.

  • @nyaf832
    @nyaf832 8 років тому +307

    wow your fridge magnets are......
    creative

    • @anthonyseboe4646
      @anthonyseboe4646 8 років тому

      you saw them too,huh?

    • @fxnska
      @fxnska 8 років тому +1

      Nya F perky mammary girl has some amazing breast juice

    • @kelly6521
      @kelly6521 8 років тому +7

      Nya F You can tell that he's put a lot of effort into making rude sentences with the words provided.

    • @bannoffeepie8436
      @bannoffeepie8436 8 років тому

      Kelly XD

    • @envybvg4184
      @envybvg4184 8 років тому

      i read them too lol "fine bust it out and FEED me"
      "outstanding jugs 4 your age!!!!"

  • @kubasinged7255
    @kubasinged7255 8 років тому +444

    I Looked closer because i wanted to see what is on the fridge but you fucking jumpscared me ._.

    • @ariesmommy
      @ariesmommy 8 років тому +1

      TosieK same!! 😂😂

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 8 років тому +5

      same here

    • @augustbnnelykke212
      @augustbnnelykke212 8 років тому

      me too

    • @kelly6521
      @kelly6521 8 років тому

      TosieK Most of them are kind of gross, I wouldn't worry. lol

    • @Mrcookieonyt
      @Mrcookieonyt 8 років тому +2

      TosieK it's just a bunch of boob jokes.

  • @chocolatebob8445
    @chocolatebob8445 6 років тому +128

    I will be your friend Mark, forever and ever.

  • @mobilephonedoespie1175
    @mobilephonedoespie1175 8 років тому +104

    I paused to read the magnets on the fridge

    • @lejacque4003
      @lejacque4003 8 років тому +21

      OMG me too!! i also saw on the bottom something about "perky..... breast juice. " 😂

    • @vladwellaraine16
      @vladwellaraine16 8 років тому +1

      I saw like boobs😬

    • @tristanhargrave844
      @tristanhargrave844 7 років тому +1

      vladwellaraine16 so that's what boobs look like

  • @shibuyya
    @shibuyya 8 років тому +294

    the intro freaked me out so bad... especially the eyes...

    • @jasonpennyworth4796
      @jasonpennyworth4796 8 років тому

      Nice profile pic

    • @dezza99
      @dezza99 8 років тому

      yep so f*****g freaky that was like a b****y jumpscare!

    • @ProgrammedPersona
      @ProgrammedPersona 8 років тому +4

      "Yep so fucking freaky that was like a bitchy jumpscare"?
      What's a "bitchy jumpscare"? XD

    • @kiwicat2765
      @kiwicat2765 8 років тому +1

      The Eyes were edited...

    • @kyleboardman3433
      @kyleboardman3433 8 років тому +4

      JUILA TUCKER obviously...

  • @maddiehenao7225
    @maddiehenao7225 8 років тому +68

    "ALL LIFE'S PROBLEMS ARE CROSSED BY YOUR EYES"

  • @sephylooglitch1024
    @sephylooglitch1024 7 років тому +230

    *begins video*
    Weird ass looking mark: Hi! Wanna be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever...
    Me: be friends with Markimoo? Hell yeah!

  • @ainsleigh351
    @ainsleigh351 8 років тому +423

    I paused the video just to read what's on the fridge

    • @KFWP-bc7rp
      @KFWP-bc7rp 8 років тому +3

      FOXGaming - Minecraft & More SAME!

    • @Larrasvideocorner
      @Larrasvideocorner 8 років тому

      FOXGaming - Minecraft & More whats in there pls tell me idk whats in the fridge? i dont want to comeback there mark is gonne jumscare me again😃

    • @mcfrickenwaffles
      @mcfrickenwaffles 8 років тому

      FOXGaming - Minecraft & More SAMEEEEEEEE

    • @dessi1725
      @dessi1725 8 років тому

      Same

    • @byeolmii
      @byeolmii 8 років тому +1

      me too

  • @thekawaiidragon6161
    @thekawaiidragon6161 8 років тому +82

    I have social anxiety and I can totally relate to this game.

    • @thekawaiidragon6161
      @thekawaiidragon6161 8 років тому +10

      I totally just cross my eyes when I am in an awkward situation....

    • @star_is_g
      @star_is_g 8 років тому +2

      damn i wish i can do that.
      but my whole body is too lazy
      that my eyes cant even do that

    • @namity1305
      @namity1305 8 років тому

      +Maxjojo Bro Just look at your nose.

    • @star_is_g
      @star_is_g 8 років тому

      im having a feeling it doesnt work xD

    • @star_is_g
      @star_is_g 8 років тому

      later they will delete their scam comments,
      porky xD

  • @isabellawhalley2065
    @isabellawhalley2065 7 років тому +336

    9:00 -
    "I BAANGED UR DAAUGHTERR"
    *...same tho*

    • @Physma
      @Physma 6 років тому +3

      Who's daughter?

    • @chlrinewater4275
      @chlrinewater4275 6 років тому +4

      OMG IM DYING

    • @chrisdangelo4936
      @chrisdangelo4936 5 років тому +4

      "Meeting the parents don't make it awkward "
      Mark-"i banged your daughter!!!!!!!" Hahahahah

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому

      XDDDD

  • @sugarcookie8297
    @sugarcookie8297 5 років тому +211

    Mark: I’m in a room without any pants.
    Not even two seconds later.
    Mark: ow, my groin.

  • @MyralinaBradford
    @MyralinaBradford 8 років тому +44

    9:00 is pure editing gold.

    • @lfamvs5520
      @lfamvs5520 8 років тому +4

      The very first thing every boy has to say to the parents of his girlfriend XD

    • @kingofskus4659
      @kingofskus4659 8 років тому +2

      Mitsuki Horenake HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGGAGAGAAGGAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANY BEATG!!!

  • @iyea_
    @iyea_ 7 років тому +158

    3:13 Is thata pretty lady over *THERE?*
    *Me* Mark...never change.

  • @fallshd6992
    @fallshd6992 8 років тому +583

    Who else didn't think it was a game at first?😂

    • @pineapplechill5035
      @pineapplechill5035 8 років тому +1

      FallsHD Me

    • @roandooley6274
      @roandooley6274 8 років тому +10

      FallsHD I thought it would be one of his little random scenes lol

    • @kbh0740
      @kbh0740 8 років тому +7

      Me lol i thought it would be him going outside being weird in front of people XD lol

    • @newyorkie4639
      @newyorkie4639 8 років тому +1

      Fantastic Fox same

    • @crunchy7569
      @crunchy7569 8 років тому +1

      same

  • @katsuchako134
    @katsuchako134 7 років тому +61

    He just scared the life out of me at the start

  • @theafterparty2264
    @theafterparty2264 7 років тому +699

    *intro*
    me: HOLY SHIT *falls out of chair* FOR FUCKS SAKE DAMNIT
    JESUS DARK

  • @Moonbearr
    @Moonbearr 8 років тому +497

    Did anyone else pause to read what was on the fridge ? No just me ? Okay then....
    I'll step out

    • @KFWP-bc7rp
      @KFWP-bc7rp 8 років тому +1

      Nanami Harunya I DID!! :)

    • @bobbio_boio1713
      @bobbio_boio1713 8 років тому

      Nanami Harunya I did

    • @bengrahl8402
      @bengrahl8402 8 років тому

      KendraS me

    • @MizukiHawkeye
      @MizukiHawkeye 8 років тому +4

      I tried but I'm on mobile and everything's too small :[

    • @CanadianBubbles123
      @CanadianBubbles123 8 років тому

      EOS, turn it sideway. They get a little bit better to read.

  • @amyscarfe1865
    @amyscarfe1865 8 років тому +301

    All of my problems are diffused by crossing my eyes 😂

    • @nepenthe281
      @nepenthe281 8 років тому +2

      I can't be the only one who's upset that he didn't say the outro while crossing his eyes.

    • @annaisaway
      @annaisaway 8 років тому +1

      Goncası Actually, if you look closely, you can see that the eyes at the beginning are edited to be crazy the way they are, so Mark can't actually cross his eyes like that in real life.

    • @joseaguila4319
      @joseaguila4319 8 років тому

      Dawnson Pereth I tried, but it didn't work

    • @nepenthe281
      @nepenthe281 8 років тому +1

      Just a Nerdy Ninja Well, I mean, he probably can't do the freaky chameleon thing, but I'm pretty sure anybody who still has two eyes can still learn to cross them at least a little bit.

    • @emma-leehogan8843
      @emma-leehogan8843 8 років тому +2

      Just a Nerdy Ninja He actually can do that...

  • @lilythekitty6117
    @lilythekitty6117 7 років тому +136

    Was i the only one screaming yes at the beginning?
    Im so lonely

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 6 років тому +6

      IM WITH YOU

    • @SnowDragon_2204
      @SnowDragon_2204 5 років тому +5

      me too! let's all be lonely together!!!
      (i'm so awkward wth XD XP)

    • @horridt5754
      @horridt5754 5 років тому +2

      I was too in my head lol I'm so weird 😂

  • @genroseb8952
    @genroseb8952 8 років тому +146

    JESUS MARK THE BEGINNING SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 8 років тому +70

    Mark needs to do another playthrough of this with the Australian setting.

    • @christaferpeterson7207
      @christaferpeterson7207 8 років тому +2

      Nick Clark u watched steam train

    • @nickclark1815
      @nickclark1815 8 років тому +4

      Christafer Peterson Yeah, about a year ago Mark was talking about how much he loves the Game Grumps, and I've watched them ever since.

    • @charlielowry4155
      @charlielowry4155 8 років тому

      Nick Clark s

    • @zerorights8298
      @zerorights8298 8 років тому

      Nick Clark it's not the Australian flag though so it's not australian

    • @TheVilivan
      @TheVilivan 8 років тому +3

      Borf Goes Bork
      Ross (he's Australian) on Steam Train said that those are the colors of their sport team. So it's Australian.

  • @savannahholton7931
    @savannahholton7931 7 років тому +142

    Am I the only one who actually LIKED the intro?

  • @authorlacey
    @authorlacey 5 років тому +74

    Mark: I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!
    *kicks fabulous legs*
    OW MY GROIN!!!!

  • @krissycats1
    @krissycats1 8 років тому +77

    My social butterfly never broke free of its cocoon so I don't know what you think I do around people, but it most certainly isn't instigating interaction.

    • @dumpster9000
      @dumpster9000 8 років тому +12

      Give this comment a like if you want Markiblier to play Sarah Is Missing xD

    • @greyslime
      @greyslime 8 років тому

      +Brendon Dahlton source?

    • @tristenclark6879
      @tristenclark6879 8 років тому +1

      Its a spam bot

    • @greyslime
      @greyslime 8 років тому +1

      Tristen Clark oh

  • @6ixpixl438
    @6ixpixl438 7 років тому +901

    I think Mark was possessed by Dark in the beggining...
    I can also do the foot thing as well as the eye thing Mark does...

    • @wendyherz1659
      @wendyherz1659 7 років тому +7

      Same I can do both it's very hard at first but then gets easy

    • @theomnihero8221
      @theomnihero8221 6 років тому +4

      I dont think it was dark doing this he doesnt like the eye thing.

    • @cryoviandshvlogs3494
      @cryoviandshvlogs3494 6 років тому +1

      TheEMERALDJAY 2003 that was edited thi

    • @peepo9781
      @peepo9781 6 років тому

      TheEMERALDJAY 2003 I cant do the eye thing

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 6 років тому +1

      How the hell does the eye thing just..... eye?

  • @RagisRAG
    @RagisRAG 8 років тому +67

    "They Want color matching puzzles"... ahahahhaha OMG I Can Not Stop Laughing.

    • @nepenthe281
      @nepenthe281 8 років тому +6

      Now he knows the terrible truth! It's all we ever really wanted! xP

    • @otsunafae
      @otsunafae 8 років тому

      Nothing melts my heart faster than four greens in a row.

    • @nepenthe281
      @nepenthe281 8 років тому +1

      I'm more of a blue kinda gal, m'self ;)

    • @nepenthe281
      @nepenthe281 8 років тому +1

      Rirrles Be honest. If Markiplier just came up to you, didn't say a damn thing, and just handed you a frying pan or a teddy bear or something...that would still totally work, wouldn't it.

    • @brebee4291
      @brebee4291 8 років тому

      i didn't laugh until the part came and now i cant stop xD

  • @tsuruchar6012
    @tsuruchar6012 7 років тому +103

    Mark: HAY!! Would you like to be my friend for ever and ever and ever and ev-
    Me: Ya sure why not😸

  • @rorotherorolita
    @rorotherorolita 8 років тому +86

    I now can't think about anything more then how many times he was without pants in a video D:

    • @mooviies
      @mooviies 8 років тому +3

      Every times

    • @belles_of_war
      @belles_of_war 8 років тому

      XD same thought crossed my mind

    • @rorotherorolita
      @rorotherorolita 8 років тому

      69 likes XD
      Dont like anymore

    • @rockagold3819
      @rockagold3819 8 років тому

      Too late
      >:D

    • @Ezras_vision
      @Ezras_vision 8 років тому

      rotem cohen ayy you should check out my UA-cam channel! I am just starting out and would appreciate the support

  • @FallenAngel1508
    @FallenAngel1508 8 років тому +78

    0:10 thanks for the jumpscare Mark!

  • @EndyNeko
    @EndyNeko 8 років тому +68

    HOLY SHIT THAT JUMPSCARE O___O almost gave me a heart attack ... HOLLY SHIT not even kidding O___O

    • @Flesmus
      @Flesmus 8 років тому

      Heart attack? Weak much? WTF... Grow up or fuck off weak kiddie... You anime and furry people are soooo fucked up and need serious help, or die for all I care, such a stain on this world...

    • @michaelarayco6911
      @michaelarayco6911 8 років тому

      Audrey Popo bro calm down

    • @tpcrybaby7654
      @tpcrybaby7654 8 років тому +4

      +Audrey Popo Did your gf leave you or something?

    • @EndyNeko
      @EndyNeko 8 років тому +1

      RUDE :

    • @EndyNeko
      @EndyNeko 8 років тому +1

      Audrey Popo Rude Guy :

  • @atotalmadlad1175
    @atotalmadlad1175 5 років тому +58

    "I have no social skills"
    --- me every day

  • @kaborble51
    @kaborble51 7 років тому +192

    I cannot socialise properly. The coversation usually goes like this
    Friend: Hi! How's your day been?
    Me: um a du eu u..... good?
    Friend: Okay....
    (mental facepalm)

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 7 років тому

      Kawaii Potato I'm not too good with socializing either.

    • @gx2553
      @gx2553 7 років тому

      Kawaii Potato I relate to this comment on a spiritual level.

    • @mothermorrighan7376
      @mothermorrighan7376 7 років тому

      Kawaii Potato me too :P

    • @iexistasaconstruct
      @iexistasaconstruct 7 років тому

      Kawaii Potato How I avoid this is whenever someone asks how your day is just say okay. If you hear key words how, your, day, And they're looking at you just reply okay. Best of luck for other situations though

  • @lolawolf139
    @lolawolf139 8 років тому +806

    Thanks for the heart attack Mark!!!

  • @alexisblack6821
    @alexisblack6821 8 років тому +73

    One of my closest friends committed suicide earlier this week and I haven't been able to stop crying... But, watching this video has cheered me up. Thank you Mark! You and Jack have always been there for me... I love you guys.

    • @krazykrazy14100
      @krazykrazy14100 8 років тому +1

      Anti Septiceye Sorry for you loss. Stay strong friend. I'm glad you are feeling better. I went through a similar experience and I felt like part of my life was missing. Trust me, it will get better

    • @sam-sx8fg
      @sam-sx8fg 8 років тому +2

      Anti Septiceye I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @XxJaguar22
      @XxJaguar22 8 років тому +1

      My best friend committed suicide this last January. I'm sorry for you loss, but I promise you will come out of this alright.

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 8 років тому +2

      Anti Septiceye I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @alexisblack6821
      @alexisblack6821 8 років тому +1

      thx guys...

  • @katyestelle
    @katyestelle 6 років тому +110

    Nah I’m an introvert

  • @yuanxinliu1000
    @yuanxinliu1000 8 років тому +373

    Who read the words on the fridge

  • @pirategamer3243
    @pirategamer3243 7 років тому +444

    I WOULD F*CKING LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND MARK

    • @icestorm80
      @icestorm80 7 років тому +6

      +Samuel Isaiah Rox WE ALREADY ARE....

    • @ZacharyTheJackal
      @ZacharyTheJackal 7 років тому

      Samuel Isaiah Rox yes we are his Friend

    • @Giga_Pig
      @Giga_Pig 7 років тому +3

      MIND... BLOWN...

    • @bellauwu5655
      @bellauwu5655 7 років тому

      Samuel Isaiah Rox me too

    • @gatsmen2200
      @gatsmen2200 7 років тому

      The only problem with that is he seems a bit problemed

  • @snaketuber434
    @snaketuber434 8 років тому +70

    it's not a markiplier video if he doesn't prove that he has no pants on!

  • @5u5ie7
    @5u5ie7 5 років тому +24

    Me after seeing the intro:
    **Grabs all stuffed animals around me and covers self up in blanket...**
    'I think I need to recover from that intro...'

  • @hayden9810
    @hayden9810 8 років тому +257

    .............I regret reading the magnets on the fridge..........

    • @nixasteria
      @nixasteria 8 років тому +1

      Jinxx The Jinxxing Jinxxer me too....me too

    • @buggiepaws
      @buggiepaws 8 років тому +1

      Jinxx The Jinxxing Jinxxer Mhm...... So do i....

    • @ravenbirb8581
      @ravenbirb8581 8 років тому +2

      ......all of the regret has been had by me.............

    • @davehubberts1548
      @davehubberts1548 8 років тому

      Jinxx The Jinxxing Jinxxer I agree

    • @theeachuisge
      @theeachuisge 8 років тому +3

      what they say??

  • @memetrash6984
    @memetrash6984 7 років тому +200

    I'm an introvert, so social things are NOT my thing!!

  • @thedepressedpainter8880
    @thedepressedpainter8880 8 років тому +536

    Mark: HIIII!!!
    Me: *Falls out of chair and starts making weird flopping movements and weird noises*

    • @dope562
      @dope562 7 років тому +5

      Flawed Claws 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM DYING!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shae4464
      @shae4464 7 років тому +12

      Flawed Claws you almost made me choke on meh pasta! YOU ALMOST KILLED MEH!

    • @freyjalouise709
      @freyjalouise709 7 років тому +3

      Flawed Claws Why did I do this to

    • @theparadoxthatislocal
      @theparadoxthatislocal 7 років тому +6

      i broke the screen of my tablet. by throwing it against my knee.

    • @dope562
      @dope562 7 років тому +3

      Onyx Gemsona 😂 nice.👌😂😂😂😂

  • @corniercornier827
    @corniercornier827 6 років тому +15

    THANKS FOR JUMP SCAREING ME I HAD FLIPPING HEADPHONES IN
    jeez😂

  • @dannotaman
    @dannotaman 8 років тому +111

    I know exactly what the ladies want.. color matching puzzles 😂😂😂 yes mark. That's how you get the ladies.

  • @kayleetodd4949
    @kayleetodd4949 7 років тому +643

    the jump scare scared the doooooodddiiee out of me rip
    (I'm liking my own comment)....I'm lonely

    • @TheSeelOfTime
      @TheSeelOfTime 6 років тому +5

      Did you mean: "The jumpscare scared the *shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit* out of me"

    • @donaddams8825
      @donaddams8825 6 років тому +2

      Better than him staring into your soul.

    • @tracygardella9911
      @tracygardella9911 6 років тому +2

      Kaylee Todd lol

    • @bethanywilkerson5015
      @bethanywilkerson5015 6 років тому +3

      Relatable

    • @yotubergirl
      @yotubergirl 6 років тому +1

      Same!!!! As soon as it came I was like "JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"

  • @peach8438
    @peach8438 8 років тому +444

    that intro scared the shit outa me

    • @adriannaconway7884
      @adriannaconway7884 8 років тому

      Same

    • @killershark597
      @killershark597 8 років тому +1

      OMG ME TOO like how can he do that with his eyes*cringes*

    • @Bordie3D
      @Bordie3D 8 років тому

      BTS Trash!! Hey, look up bladderwort. It is a carnivorous plant.

    • @cleb8982
      @cleb8982 8 років тому

      I can do it many people can

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 7 років тому

      It scared me too

  • @alexwelch8379
    @alexwelch8379 7 років тому +79

    HOW DO YOU DO THE EYE THING !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @beaznuts2532
      @beaznuts2532 6 років тому +18

      .....it's edited.... -_-

    • @katerina5152
      @katerina5152 6 років тому +4

      I don't know but i think it's legit idk

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +8

      Lmao it’s edited

    • @coobeeethics4856
      @coobeeethics4856 5 років тому

      Same way he does the foot thing

    • @coobeeethics4856
      @coobeeethics4856 5 років тому +2

      @@beaznuts2532 lie ha! Only for the thumbnail

  • @nemui4265
    @nemui4265 8 років тому +291

    mark. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND
    me. yes
    mark. forever
    me. yes
    mark. and ever
    me. yes
    mark. and ever
    me. yes
    mark. and ever
    me. FOR GOD SAKE

  • @nugget-ql5vo
    @nugget-ql5vo 8 років тому +103

    You have no pants Mark. Fanfic flowing!!!

    • @katrielk.3660
      @katrielk.3660 8 років тому +11

      Jack walking in on him *falls into fanfic brain drooling on the ground*

    • @jaylenhoskins4085
      @jaylenhoskins4085 8 років тому +4

      Willow
      *Mark obviously sees something is wrong with Jack, so he offers to show him a 'milky way'*

    • @roboduck3607
      @roboduck3607 8 років тому +1

      Oh no

    • @monobork6551
      @monobork6551 8 років тому +1

      nugget 123 Imma cat

    • @monobork6551
      @monobork6551 8 років тому +2

      nugget 123 yerp lol =3

  • @Ari_C
    @Ari_C 8 років тому +158

    Omg the words on the fridge. "perky mammal girl had some amazing breast juice" I died. 😂😂😂

    • @johannarivas7898
      @johannarivas7898 7 років тому +2

      Sisi Charriere penguin nip

    • @bambiitree1673
      @bambiitree1673 7 років тому +8

      Sisi Charriere it also said, "drinking your creamy goodness"

    • @bubblekiwi577
      @bubblekiwi577 7 років тому +2

      Did you see " I like natural d bounce in she ". ?????!!!!!

    • @loverboy6442
      @loverboy6442 7 років тому +1

      Sisi Charriere PENGUIN NIP

  • @Kazoo_Itchy
    @Kazoo_Itchy 3 роки тому +5

    0:27
    don’t call me out like that

  • @damndaddy1607
    @damndaddy1607 8 років тому +56

    **drinking tea**
    mark: hI ThERe
    me: **jumps, spilling my tea all over my lap**
    SHIT

    • @damndaddy1607
      @damndaddy1607 8 років тому +3

      I got heartburn too lmao

    • @Maro-gp3vf
      @Maro-gp3vf 8 років тому

      I have milk all over my kayboard
      That is what an alternate version of me would say if he had cereal, wich i didn't.
      With that sayd, F*CKING JUMPSCARE

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 8 років тому

      Was it with milk?

    • @Maro-gp3vf
      @Maro-gp3vf 8 років тому

      Alwin Priven Yeeeaaah...

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 8 років тому

      I was asking DamnDaddy

  • @MyScaredSelf
    @MyScaredSelf 8 років тому +117

    Who let Darkiplier make the intro?

    • @crowblin
      @crowblin 8 років тому +2

      Shut up take my likes! To the top of the comment section with yooooooou!!!

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 8 років тому +6

      I think this is Socialplier.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 8 років тому +1

      you sir win the comment section today

    • @icysnowman2676
      @icysnowman2676 8 років тому +1

      ikr i almost smash my face in my laptop's keyboard

  • @aaronmoore773
    @aaronmoore773 8 років тому +640

    MARK SACRED THE SHIT OUTTA ME

    • @aaronmoore773
      @aaronmoore773 8 років тому +11

      *scared

    • @generalptdA
      @generalptdA 8 років тому

      Aaron Moore how

    • @katiebailey3439
      @katiebailey3439 8 років тому +4

      Same. Expected a skit-didn't expect a jumpscare.

    • @Zanethegamingcat
      @Zanethegamingcat 8 років тому +3

      i was drinking, i dropped everything and choked ! i loved it tho XD

    • @kaleyungaro8395
      @kaleyungaro8395 8 років тому

      I watched this video twice and I got scared more the second time than the first

  • @dandilionexoskeleton2387
    @dandilionexoskeleton2387 7 років тому +26

    Free merkipler jumpscare! XD

  • @nervouskid1754
    @nervouskid1754 8 років тому +148

    who just watched jacks vid of this?

  • @bojackhorseman4176
    @bojackhorseman4176 8 років тому +23

    Shut up.
    You're one of the most charismatic people I've ever met in my life.

    • @nightrose3550
      @nightrose3550 8 років тому +1

      The Ice Cube. I agree with you

    • @ghostinthegrave7958
      @ghostinthegrave7958 8 років тому +1

      nope its because he is in his studio alone playing a game, everyone is charismatic when they speak in front of a camera playing a game, doing something they enjoy, its different to struggle to talk to other ACTUAL people

  • @ejs6706
    @ejs6706 8 років тому +153

    You have lovely legs, Mark.

  • @cactushiatus4118
    @cactushiatus4118 6 років тому +25

    I have seen this video at lest 5 times a the beginning still scares the crap out of me lol

  • @Lase211
    @Lase211 8 років тому +171

    JESUS CHRIST! That beginning scared the shit out me!
    Is this a representation of AntiSepticEye? o_O

    • @Lase211
      @Lase211 8 років тому +4

      30 minutes after upload. WE'RE IN EARLY SQUAD BABE!

    • @uberwachen7451
      @uberwachen7451 8 років тому +14

      I believe the name you're looking for for Mark's "dark side" is "Darkiplier"! He is a lot like Anti.

    • @jjumpsvit
      @jjumpsvit 8 років тому +2

      LaseRain no dude, it's Darkiplier

    • @nigelmulliniz4021
      @nigelmulliniz4021 8 років тому +1

      LaseRain DARKIPLIER

    • @Lase211
      @Lase211 8 років тому +1

      I know! I just thought it's obvious what i meant so i didn't wrote it. I'm not new to that community :P

  • @emilytaylor468
    @emilytaylor468 8 років тому +39

    it's okay Mark I'm not a social butterfly. I'm lonely like you...
    this is why I spend so much time on youtube
    also I like laughing manically at nothing

    • @TNT-nq3du
      @TNT-nq3du 8 років тому

      Same, everybody knows that I am a very strange person.

    • @emilytaylor468
      @emilytaylor468 8 років тому

      Aaditteya Bindra Yes I am lonely. Plus I have depression and I get bullied at school.

    • @mikacookiegaming1294
      @mikacookiegaming1294 8 років тому +1

      Same

    • @FreshDecimate12
      @FreshDecimate12 8 років тому +2

      same

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac 8 років тому

      Emily Taylor I gotta agree on the laughing manically part I do so all the alot

  • @cchandonn
    @cchandonn 7 років тому +316

    Wait a minute,if you look closely at Marks eye trick,you can faintly see editing!!!MARKIPLIER EXPOSED

  • @lunadremurr9947
    @lunadremurr9947 3 роки тому +1

    I remember when this video came out... I was happier when watching his videos, this was my favorite video for a while

  • @heresthemilk177
    @heresthemilk177 7 років тому +84

    0:20... You officially know Mark's lost it... 😂😂😭😂

  • @LuisGarcia-jp4ly
    @LuisGarcia-jp4ly 8 років тому +98

    if you think markiplier looked crazy when he did that eye movement,he can also move both his feet backwards.😫

    • @amandagillespie3129
      @amandagillespie3129 8 років тому +7

      Luis Garcia That's awesome

    • @tormendor8585
      @tormendor8585 8 років тому +2

      Yee the eyes arent sure edited

    • @jaspukisu12
      @jaspukisu12 8 років тому

      Luis Garcia It was edited... His eyebrows are moving in it out ogf place and the eyes are going crazy at some part :(

    • @st4rsnraindrops
      @st4rsnraindrops 8 років тому +1

      The eye thing was edited

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 років тому +1

      That was editing -- he used masking and keyframes to make his eyes move all around (actually his editor probably did) -- It looked so coool!

  • @syddog490
    @syddog490 7 років тому +13

    This was the first markiplier video I ever watched

  • @sarahsparks6573
    @sarahsparks6573 6 років тому +14

    “Hi would you like to be my friend forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?” Me-Sure if you stop the creepy eye thing and maybe you just don’t grab my face next time. And you just ask me normally instead of scaring the crap out of me. Then yes, we can be friends Mark. 😂

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +1

      Me: emmmm sure! But ur kind of in my bubble sir!😂😅

  • @allymoy
    @allymoy 8 років тому +32

    Had me cracking up at 8:01 "So I know exactly what the ladies want. They want color matching puzzles."

  • @Mychannel-vr5cw
    @Mychannel-vr5cw 8 років тому +40

    please tell me I'm not the only one who got scared shitless after he closed the fridge 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mychannel-vr5cw
      @Mychannel-vr5cw 8 років тому +1

      Rodney Hanes right I felt so sleepy but decided to watch this but now I won't get any sleep no time soon😂😂😂

    • @generalptdA
      @generalptdA 8 років тому

      My channel yes you are

    • @Mychannel-vr5cw
      @Mychannel-vr5cw 8 років тому

      Glado Brown geez do the opposite of what I asked that's soo what I wanted😒

  • @stell_aer
    @stell_aer 7 років тому +180

    10:11 BIG BOOBS MACKENZIE WAS HIRED FOR THE OFFICE! ...How did she get out of Mark's basement?
    The video references and my weirdness! LOL! Who gets it?

    • @judisiridavong3638
      @judisiridavong3638 7 років тому

      IrisLily56 XD

    • @dzungdakaonguyen6807
      @dzungdakaonguyen6807 6 років тому

      YYYAAASSSS I do yandere simulator

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 6 років тому +2

      And her hair is purple you just can't tell because it black and white

    • @Nyxxnixx
      @Nyxxnixx 6 років тому +3

      IrisLily56 I LOVE SENPAI YES I DO! HES FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!

    • @Nyxxnixx
      @Nyxxnixx 6 років тому

      Kira Klingler :P

  • @ilikebreadsticks1880
    @ilikebreadsticks1880 4 роки тому +1

    That jumpscare got me so bad I'm crying

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 8 років тому +60

    When Mark did the awkward dance out of the screen and said "okay!" I thought he said "I'm gay"

  • @vixralyric6490
    @vixralyric6490 8 років тому +32

    "I've played HuniePop so I know EXACTLY what the girls want.....they want color matching puzzles" -Markiplier 2016
    OMG Mark never change. XD

  • @willeats
    @willeats 8 років тому +147

    Oh my lord the words on Marks fridge at 0:04 !!!!

    • @sarahsoltesz2691
      @sarahsoltesz2691 8 років тому +1

      William Henderson what did it say?

    • @willeats
      @willeats 8 років тому +2

      Sassy and on Fleek every last one of them is about women tits or "creamy goodness", ahh the good of Shakespeare mad libs

    • @bhensley674
      @bhensley674 8 років тому +3

      William Henderson xD that killed me xD

    • @rosiepolieolie4804
      @rosiepolieolie4804 8 років тому +1

      William Henderson The bottom one was the best 😂

    • @xTaintedRedx
      @xTaintedRedx 8 років тому +1

      I had to pause the video immediately when I saw it. Was not disappointed 😂

  • @christophervolk6087
    @christophervolk6087 6 років тому +3

    "All of life's humor is crossed by your eyes"
    - Markiplier, 2018

  • @mythicalthewolffaj9944
    @mythicalthewolffaj9944 7 років тому +47

    mark: would you like to be my friend?
    me: HELL YAH MARK I LUH YOU‼️❤️

  • @ultraraglo1655
    @ultraraglo1655 8 років тому +395

    Mark wtf I was only sneaking into your house watching you in the fridge why u gotta jumpscare me like dat

  • @blazewolf4974
    @blazewolf4974 8 років тому +30

    "ik what the ladies want... they want color matching puzzels" *LMAO*

    • @blazewolf4974
      @blazewolf4974 8 років тому +9

      oh yes daddy give me them color matchn puzzels

  • @jackflop8444
    @jackflop8444 3 роки тому +3

    Okay...I admit it...7:15 really got me just like that, and might I add: fist off was Jack's point of view with this game, and now Mark really upped the ante with his version of the game!

  • @pinkiepurple43
    @pinkiepurple43 8 років тому +23

    did anyone else notice what the magnets on his fridge said?

    • @JTKuro
      @JTKuro 8 років тому

      lol ikr

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 8 років тому +5

      I'm a fan of "IM drinkin' your creamy perfection"

    • @marithekitty
      @marithekitty 8 років тому +1

      Yeah hahaha

  • @beccawheeliebin
    @beccawheeliebin 8 років тому +23

    Can someone give me a list of all the sentences on the fridge?

    • @theaussiebogan9680
      @theaussiebogan9680 8 років тому

      Empress Empolion i need on too.

    • @joannlaury-vaughn8887
      @joannlaury-vaughn8887 8 років тому

      Empress Empolion no

    • @beccawheeliebin
      @beccawheeliebin 8 років тому

      Thanks for everyone who gave me the list!

    • @mahe340
      @mahe340 8 років тому

      Empress Empolion probably way too many lists, but np XD

    • @Tchika
      @Tchika 8 років тому

      yep, had this unseen-comments-problem before... they just don't update sometimes.

  • @justnormalpeoplethings
    @justnormalpeoplethings 7 років тому +69

    0:04 oh my god the words on the fridge😂😂😂

    • @judisiridavong3638
      @judisiridavong3638 7 років тому +6

      Clorox Bleach Flavored Strawberry I’m drinking your creamy perfection XDDD

    • @cryoviandshvlogs3494
      @cryoviandshvlogs3494 6 років тому +2

      Strawberry flavored Clorox bleach I know

  • @jbtheman6058
    @jbtheman6058 3 роки тому +3

    Me: wins lottery
    Some random guy on the street: 0:11

  • @janellwee3887
    @janellwee3887 8 років тому +59

    Mark: "look at daddy"
    all the fangirls: *aggressively stares*

    • @cy9441
      @cy9441 8 років тому +1

      Lol.

    • @vsernqme
      @vsernqme 8 років тому +2

      Oh shit? How'd you know?

    • @shayla2219
      @shayla2219 8 років тому

      Frostflame _3 lol true

  • @mariereincarnate
    @mariereincarnate 8 років тому +247

    mark what the ever-living fuck you scared the crap out of me at the beginning!!

  • @howsurfacetoday6000
    @howsurfacetoday6000 8 років тому +26

    "I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!! OW! MY GROIN!!" i lost it right at the start

  • @bim8950
    @bim8950 6 років тому +1

    Omg did anyone else notice the amazing poetry on the fridge in the beginning?