He should’ve quit, but quit’s not in his vocabulary, and you could never make him say, “I quit!” But he could make you say, “I quit”, but quit’s not in his vocabulary, ‘cause winners never quit, and quitters never proposition Paul Orndorff when they’re cutting a promo.
Tim Horner has all the charisma of a damp rag .His lumpy gravy thick accent was a hindrance He was a good in ring performer but he always looked scared cutting promos.
If I had a dime every time I heard a Southern rassler utter the phrase "Let me tell you sumptin" in a promo, usually with a big ol' bandage on their forehead, I'd be a millionaire! In fact--I think that would be a great name for an old school rasslin' podcast: "Let Me Tell You Sumptin"!
Amazing Tim Horner had time to wrestle between stealing trucks , fax machines , and having his wife yell at Cornette ! Cornette was so happy to fire Horner ! 😆
I think that “White Lightning” Tim Horner’s promos were aimed at keeping the wrestling marks sympathetic to Tim. He was a midcard baby face at best, and a real goober to boot. His in-ring skills were certainly above average but the only people buying tickets because of Tim Horner being on the card were the confirmed marks.
My parents use to take me to The Asheville Civic Center in Asheville, NC everytime the NWA came there. So much, that the Asheville Commerce Center knew dad by name, & let us park there free of charge. Tim Horner wrestled George South, & I I'll NEVER forget dad nudging me, saying, "Boy, if u still need to go to the damn bathroom, I can't think of a better time" 😂
I used to think that Magnum TA's "I'll come on you like no one's come on you before" promo was the most ridiculous accidentally sexual promo ever, but Tim Horner said "Hold my beer"
I'm going to post the audio from us reviewing when Orndorff ripped up the lightning bolt. Please know, it's all in fun Chris. I say all that to say, GREAT JOB during the segment!
I don't know what you guys are talking about brother but if you take out the stumbling these promos are money. If you disagree go ahead and jump on me when you get tired I will take over. Lol
I dont see what the big deal is with your overreaction to how bad this promo is. Its not great by any means but its your standard cookie cutter southern boy promo. Ironcially, Horner's Lightning Express tag team partner, Brad Armstrong comes to mind. He's not the first to butcher Orndorff's name though. In both of their SNME matches, Hulk Hogan refers to Paul Orndorff as Orndoff without the second R. He should've just gone the Gino Hernandez route and said, "Or whatever your name is, no ones gonna care after I'm done with you." If you want bad promos listen to Kenny Omega's post match promo in NJPW on Matt Sydal. Omega still sings his promos and laughs like a cringey anime villain. There's far worse promos than this.
"Mr wondor ondor paul orndorff" LMMFAO!!!!!😂😂😭😂
Tim Horner's promos make Lex Luger sound like Ric Flair.
He should’ve quit, but quit’s not in his vocabulary, and you could never make him say, “I quit!” But he could make you say, “I quit”, but quit’s not in his vocabulary, ‘cause winners never quit, and quitters never proposition Paul Orndorff when they’re cutting a promo.
All he wanted was Mr. Wonderful to get him in the mood! Sounds like he was already in the mood, no wonder he couldn't talk straight
"Why is Tim Horner on my television show?" -- Rick Rubin
"Why is Tim Horner Singing on My TV Show?"
- Also Rick Rubin
Love that !
I never get tired of this, lol. "Wott lottnin!!!"
Tim Horner has all the charisma of a damp rag .His lumpy gravy thick accent was a hindrance He was a good in ring performer but he always looked scared cutting promos.
If I had a dime every time I heard a Southern rassler utter the phrase "Let me tell you sumptin" in a promo, usually with a big ol' bandage on their forehead, I'd be a millionaire! In fact--I think that would be a great name for an old school rasslin' podcast: "Let Me Tell You Sumptin"!
Amazing Tim Horner had time to wrestle between stealing trucks , fax machines , and having his wife yell at Cornette ! Cornette was so happy to fire Horner ! 😆
Tim Horner is truly human Xanax.
"I'm John Bobbit and what are you doing with that knife?! - Dutch Mantel
I wonder if he couldn't say Paul because he was thinking about Pam Lawson getting him on the mood, if you know what I'm talking about
When his opponent gets tired, Tim will take over.
The secretary who got paid to do nothing.
@@jonrife8226 Corny suspected that she was providing something to Tim in exchange for the no-work secretary job.
In this promo, all Tim Honer did was prove that Paul Orndorff was correct.
Tim Horner’s mullet is more over than his merchandise
I wonder how dutch was not laughing his behind off while standing next tim during this promo.
I think that “White Lightning” Tim Horner’s promos were aimed at keeping the wrestling marks sympathetic to Tim. He was a midcard baby face at best, and a real goober to boot. His in-ring skills were certainly above average but the only people buying tickets because of Tim Horner being on the card were the confirmed marks.
My parents use to take me to The Asheville Civic Center in Asheville, NC everytime the NWA came there. So much, that the Asheville Commerce Center knew dad by name, & let us park there free of charge. Tim Horner wrestled George South, & I I'll NEVER forget dad nudging me, saying, "Boy, if u still need to go to the damn bathroom, I can't think of a better time" 😂
Old George Probably Wished He Went to the Bathroom, Instead, as Well
Mr. WoRnDoRf...🤣
Thank you guys for uploading this. It cracks me up every time I listen to it.
Poor Tim. Bless his heart
Absolutely pitiful. Nothing more needs to be said.
I used to think that Magnum TA's "I'll come on you like no one's come on you before" promo was the most ridiculous accidentally sexual promo ever, but Tim Horner said "Hold my beer"
Slap me, get me in the mood! LOL
@@BookingTheTerritory If you get tired, I'll take over, Wor....ndorf! LOL
Hahahahahahaaha his promo sounded extremely sexual
Tim Horner needed a manager to talk for him.
Lol! Horner stole Coronet 's van..😂😂
And the crowd goes ..dead. Someone check them to make sure they are breathing
Dutch made sure that he gave Tim Horner credit for his statements.... straight from Tim "White lightning"Horner.....🤣🤣🤣😭
Lol. I'm the kid in this video. Lol.
I was told to sound very country. My father was a ref and work hand for the company. And yes it was bad.
I'm going to post the audio from us reviewing when Orndorff ripped up the lightning bolt. Please know, it's all in fun Chris. I say all that to say, GREAT JOB during the segment!
@@BookingTheTerritory any chance I can get a copy of the video or how to find it? And no offense will ever be taken.
Chris, here is the other video when he tore up your lightning bolt: ua-cam.com/video/Nzulok1zmtY/v-deo.html
Jump me, slap me a little, get me in the mood. Then once you get tired, I’ll take over!!!
The 90s Were a Crazy Time
Tim horner hitting on mr. Wonderful I think !
I don't know what you guys are talking about brother but if you take out the stumbling these promos are money. If you disagree go ahead and jump on me when you get tired I will take over. Lol
LOL!!!!! TREE-MENDOUS!
Was Tim Jumping Jeff Farmer in a earlier life?
Yep
Motley Crew..er..Mr. won..or.wonderful, I'm going FULL FORCE!
First time hearing this. It was even better than I expected it to be.
BRUTAL!!
Tim was indifferent, lol.
I dont see what the big deal is with your overreaction to how bad this promo is. Its not great by any means but its your standard cookie cutter southern boy promo. Ironcially, Horner's Lightning Express tag team partner, Brad Armstrong comes to mind. He's not the first to butcher Orndorff's name though. In both of their SNME matches, Hulk Hogan refers to Paul Orndorff as Orndoff without the second R. He should've just gone the Gino Hernandez route and said, "Or whatever your name is, no ones gonna care after I'm done with you."
If you want bad promos listen to Kenny Omega's post match promo in NJPW on Matt Sydal. Omega still sings his promos and laughs like a cringey anime villain. There's far worse promos than this.
I'ma be honest, you guys were just as cringey as Tim Horner was.
Gotta be honest. Thanks for listening and we apologize for your annoyance Bubba. 👍👊🏼
@@BookingTheTerritory well shit....now I feel guilty lol
@@egomaniac247 We're not for everyone. Just 3 mudshow old school rasslin fans.