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Honestly in a way I feel this would be more terrifying to a Demon than canon Doomguy. Not ONLY do you have a man who killed all Demonkind all for the sake of his rabbit, but he sees you as such a joke he almost never takes even the greatest forces of Hell truly seriously
This guy is honestly the best advertisor a game could possibly have. I now have every intention of playing Subnautica, Raft, Dead Space and replaying Doom (again).
I just realized doom guy really killed all of hell while only saying 1 word and not grunting once. Watching this guy fight would have been truly terrifying
@@haloman834 I don't remember that in the original releases (DOOM and DOOM II), then again I barely played those lol Although, I do remember hum grunting when you try and interact with walls trying to find a hidden door.
@@haloman834 My bad lol But yeah, you can hear hum grunt when you try and interact with a wall that's not a secret door in the original two releases. I think the running joke is that he's humping the walls whenever you do that.
@@haloman834 You really should play the old games. If it's the ancient mechanics that are keeping you away, try Brutal Doom. Doom 2016 and Eternal's glory kills were based on it.
Doom 2016: Doom Guy misreading the whole situation Doom Eternal: Doom God's quest for his GODDAMN CHEETO'S The Ancient God's: He finally can rest, he has his cheeto's
08:21 Heheh, that tickles 09:28 Really, I have to climb this bleep? * _whistles elevator tune_ * 10:08 _duuuuhh_ 11:06 What the bleep is that thing? 16:19 Guess I'll just take this big bleeping gun The more I watch, the more I'm convinced that's an actual, genuine Doom edition. Something like the Texas edition, for the guys wo burp after drinking a health potion. Missed one opportunity tho: 15:02 "Listen boy, I'm looking for an iPhone, keep your bleepin' android!"
A silent, stoic protagonist is so badass, but the commentary and the personality given to the Doom Slayer made him just as badass in a whole different way. This is not a parody, this is a masterpiece, and as someone who's just now getting into the DOOM franchise, this video makes me super pumped for whenever I get my first game.
1:33:47 I love how the auto-destruct sequence voice specifically mentions you. Basically you're such a general threat that that it was worth programming an auto message to mention you in particular. What a badass...
Okay Brad/Hive/PressStart (whatever you’d like to be called), this is the best masterpiece anyone could do. No ads, nothing but comedy, still being somewhat true to the story, but with your own twist, it’s just beautiful. Congratulations, and this deserves WAY more views! 👍 Edit: Also, "Will my middle finger work as the authorization?" Lol Favourite line.
Let's go shopping! press-start-to-laugh.creator-spring.com/listing/doom-god?product=46 When I started the "What if Talked" series back in 2017, I didn't think it'd turn into much of anything. But here we are, and DOOM is at the center of it. Doom was the first "What if Talked" video that made this into an actual THING. And here we are. But there's more to come.
When a humble priest Thought to pick a fight With Doooom god Along came this song From when the slayer fought A flammable devil His army of demons At his shots did they fall They came after him With masterful deceit stole his gun And they kicked in his teeth While the devil's horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the slayer "He can't be beat" Toss a coin to your Hell priest O Valley of Plenty O Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to Your slayer O Valley of Plenty At the sound of the gun He Fought the mighty horde He bashed and broke And now they're no more He shoved all of the undead Far back into hell deep in the fires From whence they came He wiped out the evil Got a bit bored Went berserk Just give him a gun he'll wipe out your pest That's my epic tale: Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now hand him cheese puffffs Toss a coin to your Hell priest O Valley of Plenty O Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to Your slayer A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Hell priest O Valley of Plenty O Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to Your slayer A hunter of demons Toss a coin to your Hell priest O Valley of Plenty O Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to Your slayer Defeater of evil
@@PressStartToLaugh Haha. might wanna re-think your shopping trips dude don't think thats the right Bed bath and beyond. you sure they weren't having Halloween special? But seriously great work bro. love your content.
One of my favorite aspects of this is that you turned doomguy into doomgod and made him canon for all video games. Doom is the ultimate crossover, even more ambitious than Smash: Ultimate!
Your going into Batmetal Voiceover just after 11:25 gives me such a laugh every time I watch that I come back to this series for the therapeutic chuckles abound to counter a bad day in the office :D
Funny thing is that by the time i got to that fight i was already in the grove of the game so they went down easily. hide in hallway, wait for them to come, and SSG/Balista combo to death with one then repeat with other.
2:17 for some reason this hits different. I like to imagine that doomguy has just single handedly wiped out an entire army of demons ,in which he is the only one to be able to, and he just looks back at the millions of dead demons, and simply chuckles and says "I am so cool" and walks away like nothing happened.
I'm just grateful that I'm able to hear such an accurate voice of each character you make and plus I've been watching you since I was like 1-year-old any videos are pretty entertaining
@@somebodyfamiliar6476 But I can read it to you and stop you. Provided it's Cyrillic or Latin. >:) Edit; I never implied translating or reading *correctly*
I absolutely love how doomslayer was able to be transformed into some 47 year old average Joe dad of 3 with a few anger issues, the voiceover was histerical throughout watching the video 😃
This just made me realize that doom guy wakes up after sleeping for who knows how long, and doesn’t eat for the entirety of doom 2016. He must’ve been absolutely starving.
I mean yeah doesn't doom 2016 take place after the last classic doom game he just took a thousand year nap and that was like a decade in our time and I'm pretty sure video game time and real world time well it does very our time is normally multiplied by 10
The two most helpful characters in this game were VEGA and the Intern. Hayden/Seraphim were helpful but highly irritating to deal with so despite the large help they gave they get discounted for that… plus we had to fight them!
Doom 2016: the holiday shopping season 0:12 an evil awakening 1:50 shopping season 6:08 hells garden 12:27 back at the walmart 14:55 hey hay 16:04 what is that? 16:51 the clean up sucks 19:26 hold on, CYBERDEMON? 20:56 after all hell 22:56 the strange room 23:19 the crucible 25:15 technical problems 25:50 begone arachnid 27:05 the betrayal Doom eternal: "you can not save them" 28:34 a little shopping trip 33:17 late to the meeting? 35:00 country roads, take me home 37:50 a visit to valen 40:40 dashing through the snow 44:00 from the other sides eyes 45:47 a priests workshop 50:17 the slayer in private 52:38 thy flesh burned 54:40 the betrayer 1:03:17 back to mars 1:08:27 country roads have taken me home (and a big f*ckin gun) 1:14:48 don't leave your sword 1:19:38 stairway to heaven(aka purgatory) 1:25:28 kahn maykr 1:27:44 iconic The ancient gods: quest for cheetos 1:30:18 a trip to the sea 1:35:37 hey hay, squiddy 1:38:25 swamped 1:42:08 sound of the spheres 1:45:23 from urdak to murdak 1:47:00 weigh, hay and up he rises 1:48:23 me? 1:51:13 out in the green 1:53:13 the light and the dragon 1:55:50 the way to the sphere 1:58:05 green city 1:59:43 doom: endgame
I have three questions and one answer. Answer: i have not recieved information about these scriptures sooooo.... Yes? Questions: 1: HAVE YOU TRANSLATED THE ANSIENTS S' LANGUAGE!? 2:Does the one that has to eat the cheetos is a chosen one or can anyone do it? 3:Whats your rank? (Im just an acolyte but trying to be a prophet, brother [all hail DOOMGOD.])
@@orinb8654 Please. I want to get to playing it eventually, but I work a lot and only have so much time in the day. I imagine part of it is that he's weakened in this state, and can actually be contained, but that can't be all of it.
"Cheech, Chong..." that bit caught me so off guard i laughed TOO LOUD! love your stuff, it works very well even in a game that is so fast paced, that's quite the comedic talent :)
I'd like to see you try to kick him after seeing him literally tear like 999,999,999,999 +100,000,000,000 more demons then I did back when he doomguy and not doom god I mean I beat the doom guy Sega but him how many doom game are there Jesus Christ
I mean really are people dumb in this game I mean really the intern is smart but the rest of the people are still war shipping Jesus I'm wars shipping the Soviet union but people shouldn't war shipping Jesus any more doom god is true God at least in this game
After hearing GIR from Invader sing the Doom Song but it's actually in the beat of the DOOM theme, I've now been imagining GIR's voice for the Slayer. But this sort of CoD Zombies Dempsey voice fits a lot better than what goes on in my head. Good video! Also, 3:04... This hurts...
You can tell this is a well done set of videos. For a few reasons. But what speaks to me is that 6 months ago this sold me on the series while also giving me just enough context to go oh hey it's that thingy! All the while going through the game singing the damn intro song under my breath. Well done. Thank you. Keep up the good work
Ngl, a bit disappointed you didn’t include the scene where the demon is playing with DoomGod merch. Other than that, watching the DoomGod’s rise to power is always an honor and a privilege.
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that explains it but don't matter when I'm listening to sleep
When you your in Arizona, I live in Arizona and I 10000000000000000000% AGREE
like 15 mins into the video it goues outa sync its because fo an updatee where they force in ads to prevent adblock, it also ruins sponsorblock and timestampos
Never heard it was off but idk it’s always seemed in touch with the vid
No way this comment was 3 weeks ago
hayden: "YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS"
doomgod: "WATCH ME"
Haha bfg go boom
ooh gross 12:34
To be or not to be that is the Question (laughing) 31:32
SCREW MARS THEY TOOK MY CHEETOS!
My first name is hayden
I love the implication that doom guy is a mildly clueless suburban dad who’s not very good at repressing his rage.
Doesn't he rant like a lunatic in the comic book(s)?
@@nerdyism2523 probably no apparently
What is this from
Doomgod*
well i guess thats true...?
This entire game is the living definition of “What do you mean, i’m not supposed to use rocket launcher rounds on infantry units?!”
Except the rocket launcher rounds in question are his fists
well to be fair as soon as he said I can't shoot a hole into the surface of mars I was "BS I can't, watch me !" just to spite him lol.
The opposite is also true.
"What do you mean I'm not supposed to use my pistol on a tank?""
Honestly in a way I feel this would be more terrifying to a Demon than canon Doomguy. Not ONLY do you have a man who killed all Demonkind all for the sake of his rabbit, but he sees you as such a joke he almost never takes even the greatest forces of Hell truly seriously
And Satan canonically owns bed bath and beyond now. No wonder they went out of buisness.
Wasn't his kid also killed by a demon?
he is a menace to the demon society but to earth he's the saver of worlds
@@KaneLivesInDeath in Canon, it was just his pet rabbit, nothing more
@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 Ah, okay, I heard that it was both, and he basically went and killed Hell for mocking him.
This guy is honestly the best advertisor a game could possibly have. I now have every intention of playing Subnautica, Raft, Dead Space and replaying Doom (again).
Which obviously means those developers should copyright claim him for them...apparently
@@meapickle that’s not how copyright system works
I just realized doom guy really killed all of hell while only saying 1 word and not grunting once. Watching this guy fight would have been truly terrifying
He talked during the flashbacks which take place between Doom 64 and Doom (2016).
Gameplaywise though, you're right.
@@haloman834 I don't remember that in the original releases (DOOM and DOOM II), then again I barely played those lol
Although, I do remember hum grunting when you try and interact with walls trying to find a hidden door.
@@haloman834 My bad lol
But yeah, you can hear hum grunt when you try and interact with a wall that's not a secret door in the original two releases. I think the running joke is that he's humping the walls whenever you do that.
@@haloman834 You really should play the old games. If it's the ancient mechanics that are keeping you away, try Brutal Doom. Doom 2016 and Eternal's glory kills were based on it.
@@haloman834 Don't play the OG doom on a console. The only release of Doom that doesn't suck is on PC.
Everybody be talking about doomgod and im here appreciating the fact that this 2 hour long vid has no ads
Oh shit... Oh god fuck yes! Finally!
In doomgod we trust.
me who has an adblocker and hasnt had adds in years: they had adds on this?
Realest shit iv heard in awhile!
Funny thing... as I read this an ad came on
Yes
Doom 2016: Doom Guy misreading the whole situation
Doom Eternal: Doom God's quest for his GODDAMN CHEETO'S
The Ancient God's: He finally can rest, he has his cheeto's
And then his religion spread throughout the multiverse, ALL HAIL DOOMGOD!!!!!!
08:21 Heheh, that tickles
09:28 Really, I have to climb this bleep?
* _whistles elevator tune_ *
10:08 _duuuuhh_
11:06 What the bleep is that thing?
16:19 Guess I'll just take this big bleeping gun
The more I watch, the more I'm convinced that's an actual, genuine Doom edition. Something like the Texas edition, for the guys wo burp after drinking a health potion.
Missed one opportunity tho: 15:02 "Listen boy, I'm looking for an iPhone, keep your bleepin' android!"
Nice profile pic
DoomGod ends an entire race of demons over Cheetos. He is mad.
@@aidanedwards8931 ALL HAIL DOOMGOD!
16:22
I love this joke about the BFG since that’s what it stands for.
The Big Fucking Gun.
“Blah blah blah blah blah blah, look at me I’m Satan” gets me every time 😂
That's the only part I personally dislike
I died at that part 🤣🤣🤣 He does a good satan voice.
what's better: caacodemon or kekodemon?
@@flaretheragegamer8451 kek
I dunno why but I keep remembering it as “look at me I’m Jeffery Epstein”
Doomguy/Doomslayer: “Rip and tear!”
Doomgod: “Let’s go shopping!”
Also Doomgod: "OH MY GOD, I'VE STEPPED INTO A WALMART!"
@@chromite_chromite also doomgod: OH SHIT ITS AN EMPLOYEE
also doomgod: "aww i'm building my own nemisis"
His real voice is actually very deep
it certainly would be more funny if this is what was actually going on in the game.
A silent, stoic protagonist is so badass, but the commentary and the personality given to the Doom Slayer made him just as badass in a whole different way. This is not a parody, this is a masterpiece, and as someone who's just now getting into the DOOM franchise, this video makes me super pumped for whenever I get my first game.
It is so great that Doom God promoted Intern to to Intern Guy. One day he will be Intern Slayer, and just maybe... Intern God!
If he is lucky.
I liked it but then noticed it was on 69 likes so I I liked it
@@levievil9220 Well that is understandable.
but still unpaid.
as it is written in the rules of intern.
@@phillipk4196 As it is written, so it shall be!
The scariest words the doom god can say....
"Let's go shopping...
Demons: *Screams*
that's when you know shit's about to go down
True
The words of death they are
Wait doom god i thought he was doom guy
“While this may be the final battle for you, for me it’s Tuesday”
Yeah that seems accurate
Doom God: Yeah yeah, nice army. But you know what? *It is not enough!*
Yep
True
I looked at my phone, and it actually was Tuesday!
"but for me, it was Tuesday"
"Oh I shouldn't have had that taco" *dies*
Me: wait he went to taco bell
Also me: WAIT TACO BELL IS IN HELL... actually it makes sense.
Ya That Makes Sense
Taco hell
Taco hell
😂😂😂😂
@@alopleorange2152 my dad nicknamed it, “Toxic Hell”
Damn, this is better than any of the times he canonically talked
take that back hes a poet "NO" well spoken
1:33:47 I love how the auto-destruct sequence voice specifically mentions you.
Basically you're such a general threat that that it was worth programming an auto message to mention you in particular.
What a badass...
69 ;)
I liked and ruined the 69.
@@D3stinymast3r99 you monster!!
@@D3stinymast3r99 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Or maybe it's a sort of ai who tells what's happening
The fact that the intern said I’m sorry after he mistook doom gods name was actually quite funny and perfect
Timestamp?
@@Genesis_da_Proot 1:45:17 there you go
It was right after he said "Dont do that again" too so it was perfectly timed
@@thinkingsimonagreed
That reminds me... What *IS* his name, exactly? Did Id Software even give him one?
Doomgod pulling out the orb, crew, evacuate. Intern being the most helpful person in the world. He really needs a raise
Ye
Kid: mom can we watch the doom movie?
The mom: what doom movie?
The Doom Movie:
Tbh it’s better than DOOM:Annahilation
@@coolerreviews6580 fax
Yay
@@coolerreviews6580 yeah they should stop making movies based off of Doom 3
@@griffingower1883 honestly yeah I’d rather see them have the rock as the immortal doom slayer rather then just another space corporal.
I'm seriously impressed but also glad with how much you did the "No" line justice
**takes a bow**
@@PressStartToLaugh ❤
@@PressStartToLaugh
please continue this madness
of fun insanity I like it .
I STEPPED INTO A WALMART
Okay Brad/Hive/PressStart (whatever you’d like to be called), this is the best masterpiece anyone could do. No ads, nothing but comedy, still being somewhat true to the story, but with your own twist, it’s just beautiful. Congratulations, and this deserves WAY more views! 👍
Edit: Also, "Will my middle finger work as the authorization?" Lol Favourite line.
Much appreciated! And you can call me whatever you want :-)
@@PressStartToLaugh 😊
Let's go shopping! press-start-to-laugh.creator-spring.com/listing/doom-god?product=46
When I started the "What if Talked" series back in 2017, I didn't think it'd turn into much of anything. But here we are, and DOOM is at the center of it. Doom was the first "What if Talked" video that made this into an actual THING. And here we are. But there's more to come.
Rip and tear...into the cheeto bags
🤣
That halo doll sucked
Let's go shopping the movie
When a humble priest
Thought to pick a fight
With Doooom god
Along came this song
From when the slayer fought
A flammable devil
His army of demons
At his shots did they fall
They came after him
With masterful deceit
stole his gun
And they kicked in his teeth
While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the slayer
"He can't be beat"
Toss a coin to your Hell priest
O Valley of Plenty
O Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to Your slayer
O Valley of Plenty
At the sound of the gun
He Fought the mighty horde
He bashed and broke
And now they're no more
He shoved all of the undead
Far back into hell
deep in the fires
From whence they came
He wiped out the evil
Got a bit bored
Went berserk
Just give him a gun he'll wipe out your pest
That's my epic tale:
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now hand him cheese puffffs
Toss a coin to your Hell priest
O Valley of Plenty
O Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to Your slayer
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Hell priest
O Valley of Plenty
O Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to Your slayer
A hunter of demons
Toss a coin to your Hell priest
O Valley of Plenty
O Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to Your slayer
Defeater of evil
I love the idea of a strong and silent badass hero being completely undignified in his head
The Rookie from Halo 3 ODST is absolutely exactly like this in my head.
Afro samurai is sorta like that.
His room in the sanctuary in Eternal suggests that the Slayer has a life outside of beating the shit out of demons and that he has his own hobbies.
steve from minecraft is one of them
Hayden: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
DoomGod: Watch me!
1:04:43
I didn't except the full saga to be so long, the stand-alone episodes sure went by fast
Can't say I expected it either until I put this together.
@@PressStartToLaugh Haha. might wanna re-think your shopping trips dude don't think thats the right Bed bath and beyond. you sure they weren't having Halloween special?
But seriously great work bro. love your content.
@@PressStartToLaugh Are you going to make compilations of the other series as well?
Same for me eryk zysk
But after 2 hours he got his cheetos
One of my favorite aspects of this is that you turned doomguy into doomgod and made him canon for all video games. Doom is the ultimate crossover, even more ambitious than Smash: Ultimate!
A work of comedic art. It has an army of darkness feel and, combined with humor, makes it a classic.
I never thought the words "Lets go shopping" would be so badass, but here I am!
Well, when you're shopping for huge guts, you know it'll be badass.
yep
Yeah well ya dont say
I agree
They should call this the Cheeto quest or Doomguy's shopping spree
I like to think this has two arcs: "Black Friday" and "The Quest for Cheetos".
@@PressStartToLaugh You said it better
@@PressStartToLaugh yes, "2016" is Black Friday, and Eternal is "The Quest for Cheetos"
y e s
@@PressStartToLaugh When the next doom game comes out, what is the next arc gonna be called?
Your going into Batmetal Voiceover just after 11:25 gives me such a laugh every time I watch that I come back to this series for the therapeutic chuckles abound to counter a bad day in the office :D
“Wonder if it comes in my size AHHHHHHH.” Doom guy let’s just ignore that
"In DoomGOD we trust, with blood and guts and ripping for all, Amen!"
Amen
Amen
Amen, Brother.
Amen!
amen
OH MY GOD I'VE STEPPED INTO A WALMART -doomguy 2016 5:53
Doomgod:They locked two of them in with me. They learned!😀
Actually they should have sent 34! Then they would have mached him to 0,000000001785 percent of his power!
Funny thing is that by the time i got to that fight i was already in the grove of the game so they went down easily. hide in hallway, wait for them to come, and SSG/Balista combo to death with one then repeat with other.
Doomgod: Good, I love challenges!
The "Wheeee!" gets me. Every Doom God damned time. XD
Sorry for asking but timestamp?
I cannot recall off the top of my head. ^^;
31:06
@@jkinn386 Actually that's "meee" not wheee.
1:41:55
Fun fact: at 1:05:49 for those who don't know bfg stands for "big fucking gun", so i think its a refrence to what it stands for
I will never get over rlthe giggle Every time he touches those green totems or what ever in the doom 2016
I like to call them lore stones.
They're the Slayer's Testament.
Hearing the slayer maniacally laugh while demolishing stone imps is awesome.
17:08 I like to imagine this wasnt scripted and the voice actor just really laughed about it.
2:17 for some reason this hits different. I like to imagine that doomguy has just single handedly wiped out an entire army of demons ,in which he is the only one to be able to, and he just looks back at the millions of dead demons, and simply chuckles and says "I am so cool" and walks away like nothing happened.
37:45
I like how he actually went to say something serious and badass.... only for the guy to disappear and ruin the line
I'm just grateful that I'm able to hear such an accurate voice of each character you make and plus I've been watching you since I was like 1-year-old any videos are pretty entertaining
One of my favorite Doomgod lines: consequences be damned
Be honest, who else says "Let's go shopping" like he does whenever they literally go to the store for any reason?
I, too, casually pump a shotgun saying "let's go shopping" before entering wal-mart.
(Edit: this is a joke. Please don't do this.)
@@Sergeant_DC Ah, but we aren't talking about second amendment rights. Though I too have a nice pair of bear arms.
@@Sergeant_DC nice, mine are a bit tailored to more rugged use. Like cutting wood, loading my shotgun, opening a can of soup.
@@mitchellbarton7915 YOU CAN'T STOP ME, because I can't read. >:D
@@somebodyfamiliar6476 But I can read it to you and stop you. Provided it's Cyrillic or Latin. >:)
Edit; I never implied translating or reading *correctly*
I love how you nailed the deeper voice when you were listening a history audio part 2
I laughed so hard from that
What's funny is right before I got this notification I turned off doom on my PlayStation to go play Minecraft but now I'm playing doom again
I was playing doom when this got recommended to me
I love the idea that he's some ridiculous badass but everything scares him
"Ya know, maybe I've misread this entire situation"
One of my favorite lines
I absolutely love how doomslayer was able to be transformed into some 47 year old average Joe dad of 3 with a few anger issues, the voiceover was histerical throughout watching the video 😃
ITS DOOMGOD!
Woaaaaahhhh 333 likes...
1/2 of 666...
@@greenishot119idc he'll always be doom guy I won't give up my childhood 😭
And his voice also really matched the doom God's voice when he said "No"
"no pun intened"
He sounds so serious
I love how its all practically on point shopping jokes xD
2:37
An accurate reaction to being in Arizona.
😂😂😂
And texas... nvm just remembered the freeze over...
This just made me realize that doom guy wakes up after sleeping for who knows how long, and doesn’t eat for the entirety of doom 2016. He must’ve been absolutely starving.
I mean yeah doesn't doom 2016 take place after the last classic doom game he just took a thousand year nap and that was like a decade in our time and I'm pretty sure video game time and real world time well it does very our time is normally multiplied by 10
@@plantainsame2049 Then no wonder he kills everything in his path because he's super duper hangry.
2:41 "OH MY GOD, I'M IN ARIZONA! I'm going to get sand everywhere"
The two most helpful characters in this game were VEGA and the Intern. Hayden/Seraphim were helpful but highly irritating to deal with so despite the large help they gave they get discounted for that… plus we had to fight them!
Doom 2016: the holiday shopping season
0:12 an evil awakening
1:50 shopping season
6:08 hells garden
12:27 back at the walmart
14:55 hey hay
16:04 what is that?
16:51 the clean up sucks
19:26 hold on, CYBERDEMON?
20:56 after all hell
22:56 the strange room
23:19 the crucible
25:15 technical problems
25:50 begone arachnid
27:05 the betrayal
Doom eternal: "you can not save them"
28:34 a little shopping trip
33:17 late to the meeting?
35:00 country roads, take me home
37:50 a visit to valen
40:40 dashing through the snow
44:00 from the other sides eyes
45:47 a priests workshop
50:17 the slayer in private
52:38 thy flesh burned
54:40 the betrayer
1:03:17 back to mars
1:08:27 country roads have taken me home (and a big f*ckin gun)
1:14:48 don't leave your sword
1:19:38 stairway to heaven(aka purgatory)
1:25:28 kahn maykr
1:27:44 iconic
The ancient gods: quest for cheetos
1:30:18 a trip to the sea
1:35:37 hey hay, squiddy
1:38:25 swamped
1:42:08 sound of the spheres
1:45:23 from urdak to murdak
1:47:00 weigh, hay and up he rises
1:48:23 me?
1:51:13 out in the green
1:53:13 the light and the dragon
1:55:50 the way to the sphere
1:58:05 green city
1:59:43 doom: endgame
Bro should get more credit for this
Thank god for having people like this
@@DogOnAKeyboard247 youre welcome
Cool
JESUS CHRIST
Stayed up way too late watching the whole thing and now my gut hurts because I laughed so much.
How could you dislike this it’s hilarious 😂
I think they were demons or “mortally challenged” that were upset they didn’t an apology from Doom God.
@@Overlord0011 facts
good thing that the dislike counter is gone
good thing that the dislike counter is gone
@@Axispa. good thing the dislike counter is gone
I love it how he made the perfect 2 in 1 joke at 5:10 or some where around that involving only the head and neck.
2:02:24 “i guess thats where lesser me is” im guessing thats a quote to the minecraft if steve talked season 2
I am so glad that Doomgod got his cheetos that he requested for a long time.
Its why i made a vow to not eat Cheetos until he comes back!
@@mikmax5495 to summon him you need to eat cheetos evey day for the entire year! You misread the scriptures brother?
Well, atleast thats what the scriptures say to do...
I have three questions and one answer. Answer: i have not recieved information about these scriptures sooooo.... Yes? Questions: 1: HAVE YOU TRANSLATED THE ANSIENTS S' LANGUAGE!? 2:Does the one that has to eat the cheetos is a chosen one or can anyone do it? 3:Whats your rank? (Im just an acolyte but trying to be a prophet, brother [all hail DOOMGOD.])
@@mikmax5495 brother to summon the true god you must inject cheetos directly into your bloodstream and bath in cheeto dusted water
Can we just fear the fact that all of this was basically one big shopping trip to Doomgod?
No just a normal Tuesday for him
@@Site_42_Anomaly I don’t really see a difference
@@Shapeshifter_bot fair point but still it’s funnier that it is just a normal Tuesday for him
Wow I head no idea this was 2 hours long. Now this is a movie I can get behind!
At least he got what he wanted in the end.... CHEETOS
The holy snack😇
@@mikmax5495 for the holy doom god
Why did they lock him up though? I haven't played Eternal yet.
@@BlackEpyon well, do you want a spoiler?
@@orinb8654 Please. I want to get to playing it eventually, but I work a lot and only have so much time in the day. I imagine part of it is that he's weakened in this state, and can actually be contained, but that can't be all of it.
I love how in DOOM (2016) the music only starts when the doomguy puts on his helmet
1:22:55 Consequences be damned!
I think that one line perfectly summarizes how Doom Guy thinks.
i love how he made slayer a funny ass comedain
2:01 will never forget this line.
I'm so glad UA-cam recommended your channel. Instant sub. 😋
Glad to have you :-)
And when the world's needed him most... He returned...
to rip and tear untill it was done
And give/get Cheetos!
And avenge daisy the bunny
That last part with the Cheetos really got me laughing😂
"Cheech, Chong..."
that bit caught me so off guard i laughed TOO LOUD!
love your stuff, it works very well even in a game that is so fast paced, that's quite the comedic talent :)
"OK I'll take this for my son everybody loves master chief" doomslayer 2016
I honestly would love if he voiced over games where the main character already talks but just with his dialogue
"You kneed to lay off the punch, otherwise I may have to kick you out of the club, because you're to hammered!" Was a small miss.
Dude dont be heretical!👿
I'd like to see you try to kick him after seeing him literally tear like 999,999,999,999 +100,000,000,000
more demons then I did back when he doomguy and not doom god I mean I beat the doom guy Sega but him how many doom game are there Jesus Christ
I mean really are people dumb in this game I mean really the intern is smart but the rest of the people are still war shipping Jesus I'm wars shipping the Soviet union but people shouldn't war shipping Jesus any more doom god is true God at least in this game
@@jenniferexline2339 Hell yeah. 😎🙏
This is perfection!!! The perfect silent protagonist made not only awesome, but just hilarious now!!!
After hearing GIR from Invader sing the Doom Song but it's actually in the beat of the DOOM theme, I've now been imagining GIR's voice for the Slayer. But this sort of CoD Zombies Dempsey voice fits a lot better than what goes on in my head. Good video!
Also, 3:04... This hurts...
"Let's go shopping!"
Again
Egg eternal rip and tear!!!!!!
@@owenmcgahey6270 what does that mean?
Let's go shopping 🤣 XD
LETS GO SHOPPING
2:07:18
That "no" was more cleaner than the original ngl.
1:05:52 is hilarious he just said “all I got was *demon noises*”
I so badly want them to make another doom game, just so we can get more of the mighty DOOM GOD!
They should do OG dooms 1,2, and 3
Kind of makes your wonder what Doom guy was thinking a long, long time ago where it all begins
I'm sure it'll be explored
31:07 that "MEEEE!" came out of nowhere but is so freaking funny 🤣🤣
You can tell this is a well done set of videos. For a few reasons. But what speaks to me is that 6 months ago this sold me on the series while also giving me just enough context to go oh hey it's that thingy! All the while going through the game singing the damn intro song under my breath. Well done. Thank you. Keep up the good work
I just realized he called the dragon “Jean”. The Enderdragon is also named Jean.
;-)
He knew
Yes he did
Love how we had the same response to “you can’t just blow a whole onto the surface of Mae’s”
I love the whole series and I just spent all day watching your heroic action!
Love your quips and action humour, you should be a voice actor.
i love that even in the darkest of times i can come to you to laugh when im sad
The channel is called Press Start to Laugh.
Hey sans i heard mettaton was good with the ladies i heard he metta-ton pun intended
Love the art at the beginning. It's just right. Praise be to DoomGod. RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!
Ngl, a bit disappointed you didn’t include the scene where the demon is playing with DoomGod merch. Other than that, watching the DoomGod’s rise to power is always an honor and a privilege.
At 2:42 he should have said “I hate sand. It’s course and rough and gets everywhere”
The absolute best line in this for me was just "They also make cheetos." I was dead after that xD
37:31 that is... An underrated line. Didn't really see any other people talking about this.
I honestly thought this was going to be super serious but I like it being hilarious more😂
"you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars."
"watch me"
best reaction.
That was brillbrilliant. So well done. I laughed so much. Needed cheering up and that hit the spot. Cheetos and shopping will never be the same again
Bro just made the most accurate statement of Arizona 2:31