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  • @CallumsCorner.
    @CallumsCorner.  6 років тому +392

    Come join my Discord, its awesome: discord.gg/eCn33EP

    • @michaelryder6002
      @michaelryder6002 6 років тому +1

      Callums Corner Callum your a legand for speaking the truth Damn right this worlds gone to shit . Keep doin what your doin bud an Fuck the Haters

    • @danielcollins2417
      @danielcollins2417 6 років тому

      Absolutely love this video haha XD please never take it down and keep this content coming. :)

    • @SuperGamesarecool
      @SuperGamesarecool 6 років тому

      Joined already

    • @RedFox-pj3ff
      @RedFox-pj3ff 6 років тому +1

      Your discord is a great place to chat mate! Loving it.

    • @itzMullac123
      @itzMullac123 6 років тому +1

      Callums Corner you are a ledgend callum and funny you are the best

  • @adamdelaney6782
    @adamdelaney6782 6 років тому +912

    Callum you are the politician England needs

    • @BigJunnySoprano69
      @BigJunnySoprano69 6 років тому +11

      Adam Delaney Or the polition for earth

    • @domthasbigmuscles
      @domthasbigmuscles 6 років тому

      Adam Delaney or maybe the WORST politician England has!

    • @SmolPP694
      @SmolPP694 6 років тому +4

      Run for pm

    • @mrjhon8470
      @mrjhon8470 6 років тому

      Tic tacs need him

    • @jackb8997
      @jackb8997 6 років тому +13

      Not only England needs him the rest of the UK does, better than Theresa May

  • @eastsideresident5814
    @eastsideresident5814 6 років тому +304

    "Hold my body weight up" yeah that's called standing you snicker destroyer

  • @S.k-308
    @S.k-308 6 років тому +648

    how did that lady get pregnant it must have been a bloody challenge

    • @edwardcole5548
      @edwardcole5548 6 років тому +69

      The baby was probably born twice through the folds of her fat

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 6 років тому +26

      Sumaiyah K In all seriousness she probably was a lot less fat before

    • @S.k-308
      @S.k-308 6 років тому +18

      but kfc probably wasn't invented back then

    • @jakeyh0081
      @jakeyh0081 6 років тому +13

      Covered her in flower and aimed for the wet patch

    • @blackjack8697
      @blackjack8697 6 років тому +15

      Bruh think of the size of her coffin when she bites the dust (fat joke XD)

  • @Aarongreally
    @Aarongreally 6 років тому +79

    ‘Size doesn’t matter... blah blah blah blah... THAT is a bag of arse’😂😂

  • @thomashedley7924
    @thomashedley7924 6 років тому +569

    I​ have a new favorite youtuber

  • @cameronronanwelshbeast7243
    @cameronronanwelshbeast7243 6 років тому +15

    Tell you what Callum I agree with you here. I was 330 pounds before and I had all Fanny's like this saying "don't change for anyone" and "you're beautiful". I wasn't like these plebs I actually went and lost weight, about 100+ and put on a lot of muscle from it and my way of life was actually horrible. I would just sit on my arse all day, couldn't even do basic things but now I feel sort of like a bird that's been set free

  • @rubylang27
    @rubylang27 6 років тому +290

    "Like a little surfer "😂😂😭

  • @evajenkins3719
    @evajenkins3719 5 років тому +40

    OK...well! Your commentrey Callum is AMAZING.

  • @hquinn9249
    @hquinn9249 6 років тому +362

    Very bad timing. "Clean up UA-cam" (UA-cam HQ shooting)

    • @CallumsCorner.
      @CallumsCorner.  6 років тому +99

      Or, is it great timing? I mean I'm cleaning up the world here. I accept the demonitisation of this video for the greater good.

    • @hquinn9249
      @hquinn9249 6 років тому +28

      Love your vids :3

    • @sonice9020
      @sonice9020 6 років тому +10

      Mr Unknown she only wanted to shoot a video

    • @vegalyra1517
      @vegalyra1517 6 років тому

      Matt Bloggs xDDDDD

    • @charliecummins4447
      @charliecummins4447 6 років тому

      Matt Blogs you mean he? 😆

  • @lubricatedthimble3565
    @lubricatedthimble3565 6 років тому +7

    "take a good look in the mirror, if you can find one big enough" DAMN CALLUM! Swinging the hard hits I see

  • @atticbadger
    @atticbadger 5 років тому +19

    You’re absolutely brilliant, pal! This made my day. Very very funny... and completely spot on.
    Take care, mate.

  • @Tyler-ns2dp
    @Tyler-ns2dp 6 років тому +83

    By far one of the funniest videos on youtube😂😂Well done callum you put her in her place😂😂

  • @123lilblond
    @123lilblond 6 років тому +43

    Took the words right out of my mouth every time, watched this video recently and was thinking exactly the same! Really funny and entertaining videos every time :)

  • @aidanhoyland
    @aidanhoyland 5 років тому +14

    "The Equivalent Of An African Rhinoceros" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joethompson6237
    @joethompson6237 6 років тому +12

    Laughed so much when he compared her to an “African Rhinoceros”

  • @Gweniethewelshie
    @Gweniethewelshie 6 років тому +62

    I absolutely love this video!!! Your my new favourite ever!!!❤️

  • @kaz101
    @kaz101 6 років тому +21

    Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

  • @port9110
    @port9110 6 років тому +159

    Why hasn’t he left her? I’d be long gone

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt 6 років тому +30

      The kids I presume.

    • @Alicaso
      @Alicaso 5 років тому +16

      @@kai-in1xt take them

    • @harrytaylor6565
      @harrytaylor6565 5 років тому +46

      its not like she can chase after him

    • @lewisd5004
      @lewisd5004 5 років тому +41

      He cannot escape her gravity.

    • @robbytomminson5807
      @robbytomminson5807 5 років тому +21

      @@harrytaylor6565well if he tried to then she might eat him like her last husband

  • @owenwhitelam6950
    @owenwhitelam6950 6 років тому +10

    'you really need to look in the mirror. If you can find one bigger enough' had me dying

  • @noudpeeters652
    @noudpeeters652 6 років тому +6

    "When just lying down becomes too much for you, you really need to take a good look in the mirror. Uhmm if you can find one big enough." Hell man Callum, your roasts are god-like!

  • @steph9799
    @steph9799 6 років тому +17

    The title got me hooked!

  • @ksg613
    @ksg613 6 років тому +8

    "They should've known that in the future there will be the equivalent of an African rhinoceros"

  • @lurkiestlurkereu9546
    @lurkiestlurkereu9546 6 років тому +23

    Couldn’t agree more Callum well said

  • @derpyloz68theanimator25
    @derpyloz68theanimator25 6 років тому +10

    Now i know to always NEVER USE A HOTEL I DONT WANT A BABY ELEPHANTS SWEAT ON MY SHEETS

  • @sambhati8492
    @sambhati8492 6 років тому +12

    Golden Callum, you are someone I would regard as my father x

  • @johnlawrence4304
    @johnlawrence4304 6 років тому +71

    Why didn’t the chair collapse when she sat down and why is that guy still with her

    • @CraigTom-so2vt
      @CraigTom-so2vt 5 років тому +3

      He could be a chubby lover or feeder lol 🎂🎂🍰🍥🍛🍲🍕🐖🍔🍔🍔

    • @agent_giraffe482
      @agent_giraffe482 5 років тому +3

      She'd eat him if he tried to leave her

    • @justshankswrestling8430
      @justshankswrestling8430 4 роки тому

      It's up her ass her ass is so big

  • @Dankyjabo
    @Dankyjabo 6 років тому +208

    This is actually your best video, I couldn’t have said it better myself, there’s no excuse for being that fat.
    I’m getting some rightful criticisms, I should’ve specified have if you have a condition that makes you fat, you shouldn’t feel ashamed,

    • @robertblackford3686
      @robertblackford3686 6 років тому

      Danial Boules there is tho

    • @julianyoung3906
      @julianyoung3906 6 років тому +11

      Danial Boules there is, it’s called twinkies

    • @omegakey2468
      @omegakey2468 6 років тому +4

      Danial Boules please think before you comment dumb things. Have you heard of Boogie???

    • @leohoffman1724
      @leohoffman1724 6 років тому

      Half Copper what?

    • @Dankyjabo
      @Dankyjabo 6 років тому +6

      Thanks for the criticism, I just edited the comment :)

  • @firstnamelastname5048
    @firstnamelastname5048 3 роки тому +5

    Looks like a female version of the guy in The Xmen origins film

  • @trqderrtingz9405
    @trqderrtingz9405 6 років тому +21

    I loved it Leaved a like this is why Britain is amazing

    • @trqderrtingz9405
      @trqderrtingz9405 6 років тому

      Reg Kray how do u know

    • @alexandergeorge7808
      @alexandergeorge7808 6 років тому +3

      @@Casey-Jones Ya chat shit! Callum is English from ENGLAND. Filmed in the UNITED KINGDOM. Thanks and goodbye, YA TWAT.

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 6 років тому +120

    holy crap, I came to mock you but I'm actually on your side
    gg, good vid :D

    • @izouji2153
      @izouji2153 6 років тому +15

      Kra Z Kapin I firts came here to mock him but a year later he is genuinely one of my favourite youtubers

    • @domthasbigmuscles
      @domthasbigmuscles 6 років тому

      Kra Z Kapin defiantly NOT

    • @Always_defusable
      @Always_defusable 5 років тому

      Living embodiment of BDE same ngl

    • @lindseygordon3406
      @lindseygordon3406 5 років тому

      Same, he nearly got an unsubscribe until I saw what a bitch she was

    • @sophieramm1749
      @sophieramm1749 5 років тому

      Me

  • @broccoli6931
    @broccoli6931 6 років тому +22

    All hail the king of the north

  • @sashagirvin9511
    @sashagirvin9511 6 років тому +4

    "You greedy guts" never laugh so hard in my life 😂😂

  • @serenitylxrd4655
    @serenitylxrd4655 6 років тому +246

    WELCOME TO CALLUMS CORNER!

  • @pippythepigeon7266
    @pippythepigeon7266 4 роки тому +5

    I swear she is the person who played Jabba the Hutts wife in the Phantom Menace

    • @LordVader-bs6pt
      @LordVader-bs6pt 4 роки тому

      Or perhaps the fat dancer in Jabba’s Palace in Return of the Jedi?

  • @inactiveunsubscribe464
    @inactiveunsubscribe464 6 років тому +57

    How do u come up with such unique and interesting titles?

  • @natey24
    @natey24 6 років тому +2

    Im fucking creasing she moved the fuckin bed trying to get on it and cries ahahah 😂😂

  • @larnihalls12x64
    @larnihalls12x64 6 років тому +3

    🙏🙏🙏 Callum actually gives me life ! RESPECT ✊ to this bloody guy

  • @feloyza4744
    @feloyza4744 6 років тому +1

    God...I discoverd this channel 1 days ago but I allready loved it!Keep it up Callum!

  • @VampiricMisfit
    @VampiricMisfit 6 років тому +3

    "The Beast That Eats" is now my favourite insult

  • @Etheriousflow
    @Etheriousflow Рік тому +2

    “Giant bitter blancmange” I’m crying 😂😂

  • @Nathan-gt4oj
    @Nathan-gt4oj 6 років тому +10

    Loved talking to you on discord last night callum was a real pleasure :)

  • @He-eq3in
    @He-eq3in 4 роки тому +6

    This is what youtube is made for
    Calum your the best

  • @JoeGallacher7
    @JoeGallacher7 6 років тому +90

    This tic tax shaped boy makes my day every day

  • @missybraithwaite
    @missybraithwaite 6 років тому +1

    I am so fucking pissed off right now... why the actual FUCK is Callum not prime minister yet? He’d be fucking sick

  • @rhys3869
    @rhys3869 6 років тому +68

    Your my new favourite youtuber this is classic brilliant cal

  • @urbanwinterhound8863
    @urbanwinterhound8863 6 років тому +8

    Calling someone fat is the best way to help determine them. It is not natural to be obese.

  • @corrinwalker1423
    @corrinwalker1423 6 років тому +2

    He proc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    HE TIC TAC

  • @matthewbaxter9005
    @matthewbaxter9005 3 роки тому +2

    Like a teenage Elephant..... i nearly shit the bed.

  • @necrogames7564
    @necrogames7564 Рік тому +1

    Imagine sweating trying to get into bed because it expends that much energy

  • @zlyricsx8887
    @zlyricsx8887 6 років тому +17

    5:03 lol that's probably true 😂

  • @catton_9430
    @catton_9430 6 років тому +1

    Totally agree with you on this! It’s her own fault for getting in such a state, total mess! Feel sorry for the kids!

  • @the10thdoctor92
    @the10thdoctor92 4 роки тому +4

    The beginning face though lol

  • @dickiecrum
    @dickiecrum 5 років тому +6

    when you look like a teenage elephant you can help it I lost it 😂😂

  • @ethanburt5227
    @ethanburt5227 3 роки тому +6

    I'll be honest, hes spot on everything 😂😂

  • @LadnamedWallace
    @LadnamedWallace 6 років тому

    I wondered why this was removed, thanks for bringing it back mate!

  • @uchange8795
    @uchange8795 6 років тому +4

    “When you weigh the same a teenage elephant “😂

  • @bensharp6759
    @bensharp6759 6 років тому +1

    This was bloody hilarious, nice that there were some serious points in here as well. Keep it up bro

  • @perhapsso8898
    @perhapsso8898 6 років тому +3

    It’s so nice to see ur editing skill grow, i remember about 4 months ago u didn’t even put the audio in and now it’s all professional n shit

  • @datboikodjia2693
    @datboikodjia2693 6 років тому +1

    Ive watched a lot of his videos and I've got to say these are so right and has a great way of using his personality in these videos as well as talking sense and staying real.

  • @TheDangle74
    @TheDangle74 6 років тому +34

    Your the best youtuber I've watched!!!! :D

    • @yawatm8-620
      @yawatm8-620 5 років тому

      Bork_Operator and you have the best profile pic ever

    • @finlaymarron
      @finlaymarron 5 років тому

      you're*

  • @MizzzFizzz
    @MizzzFizzz 5 років тому +1

    "Illness, injury, deformity, slightly misshapen heads for example"....

  • @lsmith7086
    @lsmith7086 6 років тому +9

    If you can find a mirror big enough omg

  • @douglashay8626
    @douglashay8626 6 років тому

    This video is maybe my favourite thing ever. If you're able to find more videos like this one, I'd love to see you make another video like this. Your super accurate commentary cracks me up every time!

  • @mcbenman1793
    @mcbenman1793 3 роки тому +4

    i think we found ian moore's american cousin

  • @jeryjacksonofficial3482
    @jeryjacksonofficial3482 6 років тому +12

    Same he a petty good UA-camr even if I put shit on him he know it a joke good job keep it up

  • @sambarrett3059
    @sambarrett3059 4 роки тому +2

    Feel really bad for this guy, if she was my wife I'd try to help her loose weight, but being rude like that she'd be getting divorce papers quicker than she can eat a pie.

  • @philipkapadia1852
    @philipkapadia1852 6 років тому +1

    Your linguistical deligance excells within the video. Proffesionalism is kept within your conversation all the time 😂😂 anyway gg, been watching since you got your first vid up, haven't bothered to say anything. Anyway love the videos

  • @MatthewsStopMotions
    @MatthewsStopMotions 4 роки тому +5

    Of course she’s American.

  • @AnnoyingHighGrand
    @AnnoyingHighGrand 6 років тому

    I only subscribed to you as a joke, but I legitimately like this video of yours and you roasting her actually intrigues me.

  • @livvv4024
    @livvv4024 3 роки тому +2

    Alternate title:
    If Ian moore was a woman

  • @maxslater6901
    @maxslater6901 6 років тому

    u make a really good point about these types of documentaries

  • @zimelectric392
    @zimelectric392 6 років тому +7

    No lollygaggin

    • @kingedwardiv8393
      @kingedwardiv8393 5 років тому +1

      Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet role?

  • @georgianbay9589
    @georgianbay9589 3 роки тому +1

    There are disorders where people can't stop eating and some have very slow metabolism

  • @alfieosullivan4726
    @alfieosullivan4726 6 років тому +11

    Ayup callum love the vids

    • @alfieosullivan4726
      @alfieosullivan4726 6 років тому

      It was re uploaded and parts were cut out - including 1 of my favorite when callum used the analogy of her being being like an overfed teenage elephant 😂😂

    • @domthasbigmuscles
      @domthasbigmuscles 6 років тому

      Alfie O'Sullivan why

  • @yakuzashibe
    @yakuzashibe 6 років тому

    Callum, you and your videos bring me joy. Thanks.
    Have you ever thought about reviewing the rustlers
    deluxe/gourmet burgers? Can't remember the exact name but they're in a black and gold box.
    Be sure to use all the sachets, mixing mustard and salsa sauce is actually rather nice.

  • @kelechiryan3769
    @kelechiryan3769 6 років тому +6

    Love your videos keep up the great content 👍

  • @ahstudios2067
    @ahstudios2067 5 років тому

    This is honestly my favourite Callum’s Corner video

  • @Auhsoj1
    @Auhsoj1 6 років тому +44

    Isn’t this a re-upload Callum?

  • @robintrigoso5966
    @robintrigoso5966 6 років тому

    Callum. Wow. This video was funny AF and so true. You are the channel we have been waiting for.

  • @cornishpastywastaken
    @cornishpastywastaken 6 років тому +4

    3:31 Me when I arrive at school

  • @napzyplayz5267
    @napzyplayz5267 6 років тому

    Y'know what callum you have made a very positive change. You have gone from the tic tac meme of the century to a decent,funny youtuber Well done! ~A willNE follower

  • @stunnaboyrichhollywoodrealstar
    @stunnaboyrichhollywoodrealstar 6 років тому +5

    If there is a god he will have to beg for callums forgiveness

    • @billhester8821
      @billhester8821 5 років тому

      Welllll.....there's a moronic thing to say if ever i heard one.

  • @benibbotson2014
    @benibbotson2014 6 років тому +1

    6:24 no u
    you're an absolute legend, callum, mate.

  • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
    @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 2 роки тому +2

    You make me sad that I can’t like videos more than once

  • @gablar_802
    @gablar_802 6 років тому +1

    Completely behind you here, Cal. Glorifying fat people is even worse for their health. Love ya pal

  • @kumibros
    @kumibros 6 років тому +4

    You have a point callum. Good honest opinion

  • @doos6172
    @doos6172 Рік тому

    every now and then i'll see a person and just be baffled and wonder how a human can even get to that size. and the blaming everything and everyone else around her it really is shameful

  • @namemcnameson1651
    @namemcnameson1651 6 років тому +8

    Hasn’t he already uploaded this?
    EDIT: He changed the title so it’s a reupload

  • @douglashay8626
    @douglashay8626 6 років тому

    As we speak I am writing a higher English essay about why fat acceptance in films is a bad thing, this video is a gold mine of points. Cheers Callum :)

  • @poggerwaters2461
    @poggerwaters2461 6 років тому +11

    Don’t back down to the SJW’s Callum

  • @broccoli6931
    @broccoli6931 6 років тому

    I love this channel so much you actually make me cry :)

  • @morgmorg7116
    @morgmorg7116 6 років тому +11

    She sounds like cleavlend jr

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks Рік тому

    I was in a hotel the other week and the phone next to my bed rang - they said “hi, it’s reception - it’s 7 am and you’re quite overweight for your age”.
    I’ll tell you, it was a wake-up call.

  • @ethanjoyce2810
    @ethanjoyce2810 3 роки тому +5

    Ian Moore's wife?

  • @Lensko59
    @Lensko59 6 років тому +1

    I dont understand why people dont just lose weight at that point. They know they're suffering yet they dont want to workout and lose some. Nice vid Callum! Love ya mate

  • @chloedaylight7280
    @chloedaylight7280 6 років тому +6

    Legend

  • @MaestrosFather
    @MaestrosFather 6 років тому +1

    First UA-camr that I've seen that cares about honestly and says leave a like or dislike! Keep if up man

  • @dswarlz281
    @dswarlz281 6 років тому +6

    Emotional

  • @esmultar7525
    @esmultar7525 6 років тому

    He referred her to the equivalent to an AFRICAN RHINOCEROS IM DEAD😂 - also love the vids cal