We have 13 provinces and territories in Canada and only 2 of them sound different and a third one that's mostly french. We really just sound like all west coast Americans.
@@cosmicturban2797 I live in Detroit so I’m familiar with our Canadian neighbors. Obviously these impressions are exaggerated but that’s the point of all impressions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Crokinole was always one of my favorite board games growing up in Canada. My Grandmother had a board that doubled as chess/checkers on one side and crokinole on the other. We played it until you couldn't feel the tips of your fingers anymore. Nothing was more satisfying than losing at this game 10,000 times to my father because he never held punches lol.
@@adoredpariah Well the checkers part was on the other side you flipped it but yeah that would make chess more interesting if there was a moat in the middle of the board.
I love how James was describing the rules of the game and making it sound much more dramatic than it actually is, I wonder how he'd describe the rules of Chess: "Get too close to the Queen's line of sight, and DIE"
There was a period in my childhood when I played quite a bit of crokinole. It got to the point that I would fashion a cardboard fingertip protector using scotch tape and an elastic. Small town Ontario sure was an exciting place in the '90s.
I feel you. My brother and I got bored and invented this game called handball where would each sit on either end of a hallway and try to smack a little ball past each other. So basically table hockey, except we were too poor to buy an actual table and there's a massively increased risk of carpet burn on your hands!
8:09 I had to take a breathing break because I was laughing so hard. I can't with Patrick's stupid face next to "b points" and no other useful information for the game, like team names 😂
James: "We got 10 points on the board." Patrick: "This board." James: "Oh, sure." Patrick gets up and literally just writes "10 pts" on the board. Its one of my favorite visual gags they have done.
Real scores: Game 1: 10Pts J&C Game 2: 25Pts P&E Game 3: 0Pts Game 4: 25Pts J&C Game 5: 40Pts J&C Game 6: 35Pts P&E 75Pts J&C - 60Pts P&E *(95Pts w/ double pts last round)
I'm so confused... in round two Elyse scored two, I dunno what they're called so I'm just gonna say "holes", for apparently 20pts each, yet their team only had 10 for that round, or 25 by your count...? 😅
Only one team gain points each round, and the points you get is the difference between what the two teams scored. So Elyse & Patrick got 2 holes for 40 and then one in the 10, so a total of 50. And James & Char scored 25, so the difference is 25.
Thanks, I thought I was going crazy for a sec when they were adding up the round 2 score. I see why they pretty much blew off the scores at the end. XD
Some people will say that you should play a practice game first, but not me. It's too much fun watching everybody at the table have their brains melt over the flick-discs-out-of-order game XD
@@thejason755 Welp... I really hope that was some weird attempt at humor, because you'd simply be wrong no matter how you tried to justify it. Problem with thoughts like that is that individuals like you really enjoy just assigning whatever meaning they desire to a word without thought of what they're actually saying.
This was my favorite episode of them playing board games. That accent James, Charlotte, and Patrick were doing had me in tears, and Elyse just saying every shot needs a do over lmao
"I went skating at Maple Leaf Gardens when I was a kid." "It only cost me a toonie!" "It didn't cost me anything!" My first thought: Yeah, we have socialized skating here. Then Elyse said exactly what I thought and it was a real hoot.
This one was very fun to watch, especially with the Canadian energy Elyse was giving off! Also @9:25 Zeta Gundam Beam Rifle Sound Effect at the high-five between Elyse and Patrick
When I was a kid my grandpa nicknamed this game Postal Code lol because like Elyse at 30:10 when you hit the center and the pieces go flying, it's usually into the next postal code lol especially if you really smash your finger and ring it off them
Have I been playing Crokinole wrong this whole time? Usually we let chips stay on the board wherever they stop (if there's no opponents on the board to hit). Didn't know they had to be center circle Edit: Welp, James finally read the rules
Depends on what rules you play by, championship rules you gotta make it into or on the inner circle 15 point area to stay. But if just doing casual you can do it as long as it is on there.
I always enjoy these canadian shows lol. As a fellow canadian i couldnt stop laughing especially that quip at the end where elyse threatens the crew of returning home to Canada lol
Crokinole Nerd here, @6:05 both of the tan pieces that were hit are supposed to be removed, as soon as you ricochet into your own piece it becomes "active" and if no opponent's pieces are hit with an "active" piece, then all "active" pieces are removed. It makes ricochet's a risky move. Also, if your opponent doesn't have a piece on the board. A piece on the line of the center circle is considered a fair shot
I showed my Canadian friend this video then he showed me a video of his local news showing a place in Canada that has "Crokicurl" which is basically Curling and Crokinole. Oh Canada.
Best video y'all have had in a long time, and you put out a lot of bangers! The camera shots were incredible and made viewing a pleasure, but I spent half the time bent over from the feral comedy the gang brought to the table. Love to see it
Everyone's so giddy here, it's got that same energy when you and your buddies are supposed to be studying at the library at 3 am but instead you're laughing at pictures of obese house cats
I wonder sometimes if so many cameras are necessary, but then a shot appears with just Charlotte and Patrick at 29:30 where she calls him a "little man". It's just a perfect clip to take out of context and I love it.
After Charlotte called out Patrick’s face during that shot, my husband and I made Doubt faces at each other for like, the next 10 minutes. Patrick faces are iconic
Literally drinking Tim Horton’s and eating Timbits while watching. Thank you Elyse for making sure that James did not miss the most important rule of Crokinole: Before starting a new game, each hoser must drink a shot of maple syrup and give thanks to war-time Prime Minister John Diefenbaker (nickname “Dief the Chief”). Nearly tossed my toque in anger if you hadn’t pointed that oot.
Oh, boy. I don't think I've ever seen a Crokinole game go so wrong, so quickly, haha. The ENTIRE tournament rules, including odd situations, fits on a single side of a piece of paper. For those of you who actually want to know how to play crokinole, may I suggest the Tracey Crokinole channel.
Just wanna make note of the following: Soccer baseball is super fun. Perfect way to just absolutely mess your groin up if you're an inactive adult as well. Go at it cold.
Wow this video brought back so many memories my friends and I used to play this everyday at Lunch time when we were in High School. Great Memories shout out Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦 #TrueNorth
There was a canadian like playing card board game called Ramoli I played when I stayed out there a few months a year. Not even sure that's how its spelled but it was a fucking fun ass gambling game.
I was gonna start documenting the number of ways in which y'all either skipped each others turns or picked up a puck outside and put it in your trough or played your turn from your trough without noticing, but oooooh boy...was so fun to watch though, and the laughs you got near the end of each round were gold!
You guys should definitely play carrom board game. I don't know if you have heard of it but it's way fun than this. It is also called finger pool where you have a striker which you flik on a square board to slide circular disk off from any of the four corner holes.
Whoa... Does anyone else remember that guy who sank himself into endless debt and depression trying to fund a game he invented called "Boulder Ball"? That guy would be so upset about this!
Loved this episode, especially how nobody knew what the hell was going on for even a moment
5 and a half minutes in and I've never seen elyse disintegrate in a game like this
She brings it back later though
The coconut-throwing monkey game comes pretty close
What would you expect, CBC is on and she's missing it.
Bruh, the “Crokin Ain’t a Crime” board behind Elyse is fantastic 😆
I was gonna say that! Shocking more people aren't pointing that out.
@@cjmlax This video was literally like 4 hours old when you posted this lol
@@OmfgItsCaleb shocked, shocked i tell ya
thank you for pointing this out lol
James chose this game solely to show off his Canadian accent
And I'm all for it
We have 13 provinces and territories in Canada and only 2 of them sound different and a third one that's mostly french. We really just sound like all west coast Americans.
@@cosmicturban2797 I live in Detroit so I’m familiar with our Canadian neighbors. Obviously these impressions are exaggerated but that’s the point of all impressions
Better than Elyse’s, I think she pretends to be Canadian lol
They should play a Japanese board game next.
it's called "canadian clockwise" because, like wizards, canadians experience the flow of time in the other direction
....Your a Canadian Harry.
@@psychshift I'm a what, eh?
I'm 95% sure that Jacob edited this video simply by the sheer amount of sound effects from Gundam that in used whenever James and Charlotte fist bump.
just wild beat communication
This episode was incredible. Had me laughing throughout. Definite highlight:
“Hand in your curling broom”
“Which is, to say, your broom”
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Crokinole was always one of my favorite board games growing up in Canada. My Grandmother had a board that doubled as chess/checkers on one side and crokinole on the other. We played it until you couldn't feel the tips of your fingers anymore. Nothing was more satisfying than losing at this game 10,000 times to my father because he never held punches lol.
Ah the old circular checkers board with the hole in the middle ;)
@@adoredpariah Well the checkers part was on the other side you flipped it but yeah that would make chess more interesting if there was a moat in the middle of the board.
I think every canadian had a grandma with that board. If it had pockets in the corners, even more so.
I'm Mexican so i never knew the joy of this as my father left when I was three :)
Another fantastic video! Had me crying with laughter especially Elyse's complete disregard for any rules
It's Canadian clockwise!
I love how James was describing the rules of the game and making it sound much more dramatic than it actually is, I wonder how he'd describe the rules of Chess: "Get too close to the Queen's line of sight, and DIE"
Two monarchs stare across a battlefield, locked in a struggle for domination that has spanned the centuries!
Also this one looks like a little horsey.
@@loadeddice4696 how horsey do make move?
There was a period in my childhood when I played quite a bit of crokinole. It got to the point that I would fashion a cardboard fingertip protector using scotch tape and an elastic.
Small town Ontario sure was an exciting place in the '90s.
I feel you. My brother and I got bored and invented this game called handball where would each sit on either end of a hallway and try to smack a little ball past each other. So basically table hockey, except we were too poor to buy an actual table and there's a massively increased risk of carpet burn on your hands!
Crokinole street rulez
Were they playing by the correct rules at all?
James' Canadian accent has clearly been built over a decade of ridicule.
l would watch 10 hours of this. Absolutely riveting.
Gonna need a Funhaus crokinole tourney
Crokinole and Trivial Pursuit marathons. Flashbacks! PLEASE SOMEONE WIN SO I CAN GO TO BED!
i feel like im fifth wheeling best friends legitimately having an at home game night and having so much fun theyre hysterical
Canadian Clockwise needs to be a new house rule
8:09 I had to take a breathing break because I was laughing so hard. I can't with Patrick's stupid face next to "b points" and no other useful information for the game, like team names 😂
James: "We got 10 points on the board."
Patrick: "This board."
James: "Oh, sure."
Patrick gets up and literally just writes "10 pts" on the board.
Its one of my favorite visual gags they have done.
Elyse: I would love to go to Tim Hortons
Oh no, Elyse has been away too long. She's losing touch with her people.
best comment on the video
the best thing about Tim Hortons coffee is there's always a place around the block with much better coffee
"I head Canadian Clockwise is gonna be at when we were young." God damn, Charlotte kills it every time.
I'm no crokinole pro or anything, but I'm surprised they're not up to their elbows in that powder they use to make it slide easier.
Man, I live for these Canadians jokes
As a Canadian, I love every funhaus video where they take the piss out of Canada.
I don't think I ever witnessed such a simple game deteriorate into madness as this did. Absolutely loved it
"Canadians are risk takers" patrick quote of the season
I haven't seen these guys laugh so hard in a while. I needed this video today
"We played King's Dilemma!": the cry of every board game group when failing at a simple game.
Real scores:
Game 1: 10Pts J&C
Game 2: 25Pts P&E
Game 3: 0Pts
Game 4: 25Pts J&C
Game 5: 40Pts J&C
Game 6: 35Pts P&E
75Pts J&C - 60Pts P&E *(95Pts w/ double pts last round)
I'm so confused... in round two Elyse scored two, I dunno what they're called so I'm just gonna say "holes", for apparently 20pts each, yet their team only had 10 for that round, or 25 by your count...? 😅
Only one team gain points each round, and the points you get is the difference between what the two teams scored. So Elyse & Patrick got 2 holes for 40 and then one in the 10, so a total of 50. And James & Char scored 25, so the difference is 25.
OOOOHHHHH
Thanks, I thought I was going crazy for a sec when they were adding up the round 2 score. I see why they pretty much blew off the scores at the end. XD
Many fellow Canadians are having crokinole PTSD flashbacks right now.
THE CROKIN' AINT A CRIME SIGN KILLED ME
Lol I'm Canadian and the CBC and much music jabs made me laugh the most
Some people will say that you should play a practice game first, but not me. It's too much fun watching everybody at the table have their brains melt over the flick-discs-out-of-order game XD
I feel for Elyse as a Canadian watching this I would have a hard time hearing the Canadian jokes from the others XD
My immediate reaction to the jokes as a canadian: “that’s racist.”
Don't worry, James was speaking far to fast for a real Canadian to follow.
fam these jokes are funny idec
@@thejason755 Welp... I really hope that was some weird attempt at humor, because you'd simply be wrong no matter how you tried to justify it. Problem with thoughts like that is that individuals like you really enjoy just assigning whatever meaning they desire to a word without thought of what they're actually saying.
As a Canadian I found it even more funny, I get all the references.
35 min Canadian accent impressions 😆🤣
This was my favorite episode of them playing board games. That accent James, Charlotte, and Patrick were doing had me in tears, and Elyse just saying every shot needs a do over lmao
"I went skating at Maple Leaf Gardens when I was a kid."
"It only cost me a toonie!"
"It didn't cost me anything!"
My first thought: Yeah, we have socialized skating here.
Then Elyse said exactly what I thought and it was a real hoot.
This one was very fun to watch, especially with the Canadian energy Elyse was giving off!
Also @9:25 Zeta Gundam Beam Rifle Sound Effect at the high-five between Elyse and Patrick
"no redo for he- do" amazing
Without a doubt one of the funniest videos I’ve seen. Thank you to everyone involved
This is hilarious!! The spirit of Canada is strong with Elyse today!
“You mean that flag with the little leaf on it was the SECOND try?!?” Hilarious thank you
them bullying elyse with the canada voices and bits was hilarious
Ryan's "So we have to keep playing?" after they tied its so funny!
I can't explain it but when Elise said "54? That's a Canadian 50." it just made sense in my Canadian heart 🍁🤣
This is one of my favorite videos FH has ever done. I would love to see this game make a stream appearance assuming it survived the move.
I congratulate you guys on playing this game without needing eye protection. You played a clean one.
I wasn't ready for Patrick writing just ten points on the board XD
When I was a kid my grandpa nicknamed this game Postal Code lol because like Elyse at 30:10 when you hit the center and the pieces go flying, it's usually into the next postal code lol especially if you really smash your finger and ring it off them
As a fellow Canadian this episode has me laughing to tears. Such a simple dumb game and such amazing comedic gold between everyone there.
So many great garage band names. Canadian Clockwise, Zodiac Moose, and Focus Up.
this has the same energy as the monkey king board as hell and I love it
Have I been playing Crokinole wrong this whole time? Usually we let chips stay on the board wherever they stop (if there's no opponents on the board to hit). Didn't know they had to be center circle
Edit: Welp, James finally read the rules
Depends on what rules you play by, championship rules you gotta make it into or on the inner circle 15 point area to stay. But if just doing casual you can do it as long as it is on there.
James did a lot of research about Alberta for this episode
“Crokin aint a crime” 😂😂😂
I always enjoy these canadian shows lol. As a fellow canadian i couldnt stop laughing especially that quip at the end where elyse threatens the crew of returning home to Canada lol
Crokinole Nerd here, @6:05 both of the tan pieces that were hit are supposed to be removed, as soon as you ricochet into your own piece it becomes "active" and if no opponent's pieces are hit with an "active" piece, then all "active" pieces are removed. It makes ricochet's a risky move.
Also, if your opponent doesn't have a piece on the board. A piece on the line of the center circle is considered a fair shot
I showed my Canadian friend this video then he showed me a video of his local news showing a place in Canada that has "Crokicurl" which is basically Curling and Crokinole. Oh Canada.
Patrick has magic when it comes to making James laugh.
Best video y'all have had in a long time, and you put out a lot of bangers! The camera shots were incredible and made viewing a pleasure, but I spent half the time bent over from the feral comedy the gang brought to the table. Love to see it
Everyone's so giddy here, it's got that same energy when you and your buddies are supposed to be studying at the library at 3 am but instead you're laughing at pictures of obese house cats
That's so specific that I feel like it had to have come from personal experience
@@SolarAdrift DEFINITELY not from my own personal experience 👀
Loved this one. Also learned a lot about Canada
J: "This game cost like 150 dollars"
Yuri from the Straight Pipes: "Canaaaadian"
"That's Bullshit" "This episode is brought to you by Honey!"
Elyse has that home team advantage of taking a turn whenever the dang heck she pleases.
I wonder sometimes if so many cameras are necessary, but then a shot appears with just Charlotte and Patrick at 29:30 where she calls him a "little man". It's just a perfect clip to take out of context and I love it.
This game is basically cornhole for when it is raining or snowing outside. It's fantastic.
I just love funhaus they make me laugh so much!
Hi, my name is Marc-André. I am Canadian and that whole thing was fucking hilarious.
Love this double duo, such a simple game but chaos and confusion comes out within 10 mins I love it.
After Charlotte called out Patrick’s face during that shot, my husband and I made Doubt faces at each other for like, the next 10 minutes. Patrick faces are iconic
Many a night I played a game o'Croke with the family in Saskatoon
As an Atlantic Canadian, I am wiping tears
Loved the episode but man I'm baffled how the simplest things were fudged lol
Literally drinking Tim Horton’s and eating Timbits while watching. Thank you Elyse for making sure that James did not miss the most important rule of Crokinole: Before starting a new game, each hoser must drink a shot of maple syrup and give thanks to war-time Prime Minister John Diefenbaker (nickname “Dief the Chief”). Nearly tossed my toque in anger if you hadn’t pointed that oot.
Thank you, after watching the video I had withdrawal of Canadian references, so I can get by on your comment for at least another couple of minutes.
Canadian Zodiac is Moose, Beaver, Goose, Otter, Polar Bear, Caribou, Wolf, Lynx, Racoon, Seal, Whale, and the North American Hockey puck
Oh, boy. I don't think I've ever seen a Crokinole game go so wrong, so quickly, haha. The ENTIRE tournament rules, including odd situations, fits on a single side of a piece of paper. For those of you who actually want to know how to play crokinole, may I suggest the Tracey Crokinole channel.
This has to be one of my favourite groups of the current Funhaus members. Loved this vid
The rules are slightly different than how I grew up playing, but made me happy to see it!
Oh, this is the fucking PERFECT squad. The Willems + What a Show combo literally never disappoints
This is the most Canadian thing I've seen since Toque Eh'Hoser used maple syrup poutine as moose bait.
Just started watching and I'm waiting for someone to yell "THAT'S BULLET BALL!" I hope I'm not disappointed.
5:15 "you're on my team!" lmao
The energy was so good in this one!
That was chaos! So much done incorrect but I still love it, even more I think because of the chaos.
Massive sibling energy between the pairs!
Just wanna make note of the following: Soccer baseball is super fun. Perfect way to just absolutely mess your groin up if you're an inactive adult as well. Go at it cold.
Wow this video brought back so many memories my friends and I used to play this everyday at Lunch time when we were in High School. Great Memories shout out Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦 #TrueNorth
Canadian here, can confirm, had Crokinole. Didn't love it, used board for Beyblades.
You monster
This was really great. They should also play a game called Tock. It's basically "Sorry!" But with playing cards and it's a ton of fun.
There was a canadian like playing card board game called Ramoli I played when I stayed out there a few months a year. Not even sure that's how its spelled but it was a fucking fun ass gambling game.
i'm glad board as hell is back
"So we have to keep playing"
Can't believe they missed the opportunity for another Tim Horton's joke and didn't say "Double Double or Nothing"
I played this so much as a kid with my brother. My fingers always hurt after
this was pure chaos! Loved every second of it. Next time you guys should play British characters while playing Carrom!
More Crokinole please, this was awesome! :)
This is a lovely meltdown of an episode. I adore it so much. What are the odds of watching these four doing a more formal Canadian pun off?
can there please be a Canadians are known for their risk taking shirt? holy shit this is awesome
I was gonna start documenting the number of ways in which y'all either skipped each others turns or picked up a puck outside and put it in your trough or played your turn from your trough without noticing, but oooooh boy...was so fun to watch though, and the laughs you got near the end of each round were gold!
32:36 clap laugh, good friendship i see.
You guys should definitely play carrom board game. I don't know if you have heard of it but it's way fun than this. It is also called finger pool where you have a striker which you flik on a square board to slide circular disk off from any of the four corner holes.
Patrick looks like he's gonna slice me open unless I install honey
Whoa... Does anyone else remember that guy who sank himself into endless debt and depression trying to fund a game he invented called "Boulder Ball"? That guy would be so upset about this!