I’m sad for you chain-wallet because like Conner you have lost your child-like spark and live in a false reality where that was a drowned woman and not a beautiful mermaid 🧜♀️
Does he believe in magic in a young girl's heart? How the music can free her whenever it starts And its magic, if the music is groovy' It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie-
FROM THIS POINT ONWARD A DROWNED WOMAN WILL BE REFERRED TO AS _"AN AUSTRALIAN MERMAID!"_ Example sentence: "You keep that up and you'll end up an _Australian Mermaids."_
Connor doesn’t see it, because he doesn’t believe
i want to believe...
but i dont.
I’m sad for you chain-wallet because like Conner you have lost your child-like spark and live in a false reality where that was a drowned woman and not a beautiful mermaid 🧜♀️
thats crazy i got a golf ad at the beginning and the guy said you have to see it to believe it at the same time i read your comment
unbelievable!
Does he believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
How the music can free her whenever it starts
And its magic, if the music is groovy'
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie-
wow, what a tail she has
ma' man
The only thing I actually saw, gahd DAMN
Bro said she's got two legs, but she's also got two hams stickin out of the water.
Also, that wasn't her leg sticking out of the water.
We call it a tail here in Brazil 😂
I like how she's probably wanted to be a mermaid for awhile and then this is how they present it to her 😂
She got the thumbnail atleast.
0:55 his genuine smile as he's throwing a big rock. I get the feeling that he actually wants ...
to hit that?
@@josephtilseth5002 in actuality?
It's a good thing she had a floatation device for safety.
Or two, I mean TWO
Four@@dorkception2012
The way that that tail was sticking out of the water, how could anyone deny it being a mermaid. And a nice at that, because she brought cake.
Gross.
@@JustNardo baby.
That “🍑” floats
Killing emily for the bit, now that's some dedication. You convinced me to join patreon
Resurrecting her for the outro was incredible.
It was not Emily, it was a MERMAID!
@@marcusohlsson3130 Emermaidily
"Shes got two legs sticking out of the water!"
And cheeks, sir...dont forget the cheeks.
good thing she had those buoys on her so she didn't drown
The lungs on Emily
I wasn't looking at her lungs......mainly because she still has skin on her body.....
Damn bro. You gotta get on the xray vision bus.
You can’t be out here seeing in only 3 dimensions in 2024. That’s pretty lame dude.
@@DeltaEntropy Please forgive me, I was born in the 1900s.
You call them... lungs?
.. you mean the peach 🍑!
0:30 oh she has tail alright
I didn't realize they're that thicc
That kinda cake is still edible even submerged in water.
That thumbnail was such a bait lol
Oh the irony
I know right?!?! Where's the mermaid?!?! Like, wtf!
You know who also takes the bait? Mermaids.
@@Pepsifan1893that's not irony, it's a play on words
@@_Stormfather I know
oh god the little chuckle at the end
FROM THIS POINT ONWARD A DROWNED WOMAN WILL BE REFERRED TO AS _"AN AUSTRALIAN MERMAID!"_
Example sentence: "You keep that up and you'll end up an _Australian Mermaids."_
Harold Holt: Merman Prime Minister
Wow, I love this version of The Little Mermaid. So much better than Disney! 🧜♀️ ✨
I'm glad we are still getting content over here regardless of UA-cam’s attacks🥺❤️
"Do I still look really beautiful?"
The "Uh, yeah, yeah" sounded like, "Our lawyers have advised us not to talk."
The second I saw dad, I knew he’ll say that. 😂
That's the kind of girl you call a lobster...all the meat is in the tail!
Props to Emily for transforming into a mermaid for one skit.
I don't shower. I just get my dog to lick me clean. 😂
Honestly that float is impressive
Policeman dad knew better then to make himself more paperwork then the day already needed.
Also.....I must say, that was a mighty fine rock he threw. I had to pause and look at it for a minute or two. 🪨
Got damn that cake be cakin
"...why the f*** did you do that...?!?!?"
"...to get her closer to the bottom..." 😂😂😂
she caked up
Those Australian buns are fabulous.
The look on Elias' face as he throws the rock is everything!
Haha 😃 The thrown rock really cracked me up
The child like smile right after was what got me. 🤣
I should have seen that punchline coming, and I STILL lost it
There's something else "sticking out of the water" 🥧
His ceeepy smile as he lobs the rock 😂
"Barry.. we've found a mersheila!"
*sups tinny* "Strewth!"
she has a great tail
Miss Emily got beautiful cake 🍰 😢😢
oh boy
*had
"Nom nom nom!"
At least she's not a dungeon master
If you see the tail, you cant see something else...👀
Great mermaid. Would swim again.
I had two really good laughs at this one. Great job.
Her dead person float is AMAZING! It's actually pretty hard to get that spread going so perfect.
Gyatt Skibidi Ligma
Elias rolled a Nat20 when hiding the body.
The dirt in the lense makes this great
i definitely saw a 'tail'
yay got to watch before it was demo'd and for Patreons only.
Was not expecting the the rock lol
Downloading this before it gets taken down by UA-cam
I love that only the subscribers see the last 5 seconds of the video! Truly a more superior experience.
One of my new favorites so far.
Dude, this is unbelievable. Pissing myself
gross
That was unhinged 😂
"Mermaids" in the Wynnum wading pool is pretty standard stuff I'd have thought
Ah yes nice "tail"😂
Even those ballast tanks couldnt save her
The legs don’t show as well on the Shorts version, so the joke here hits slightly differently
Reminded me of Lord of the Flies when that rock gets thrown at Piggy haha
Just drunk bogans who passed out in rivers
"GUYS! UA-cam keeps demonetizing our videos and we have NO IDEA WHY".
two legs sticking out of the water
i see no legs sticking out fr fr
Quick people!
Это самый главный скеч, который я когда-либо видел!!! Было смешно 4 раза. Как вы до этого додумались? У меня истерика. Актерская игра - супер!
she is buoyant
Dude made some of us watch this on the shorts and here
*plays Murmaider - Dethklok* as Elias throws that rock.
😆
There's dust in your lens guys
Just happens to have a boulder 🪨 at the ready..... 😂
RIP Ariel.
That was more disturbing than the McClann bit from yesterday! But still a warped and twisted sense of humor!
The rock throw 💀💀
I'd be scared of Australian mermaids. The fact that they share the water with Crocs and Great whites proves how dangerous they could be.
Emilys lifebuoy looks good
Looks good indeed, & round
balls
That buoyancy though👌🏼
That's my new favourite, you're gettin' better and better at this :D
The body's still warm...
A woman after death is still a woman for about 30 minutes
You can tell this wasn't filmed in Australia because she's still alive at the end and hasn't been eaten by mutant great white land and sea sharks.
TIL that cake floats.
Lmao the ideas they come up with are too funny
Reminds me of the Charlie and Leprechaun incident from Always Sunny 😆
dat cake though, can't sink :D
0:36 entering from the far left, I though that plane/Satellite was going to be part of the story
Just the movie splash...
"get her closer to the bottom" xD
Thank you! I had no idea what he said.
Mermaids are real, you just gotta believe
Gyatt floats lol
and thats why elias is the best damn cop on the force
Emily's heart cake had me convinced she was a mermaid.
H2O(just add water) really did a number on the australian psyche
Ah yes a classic Aussie mermaid
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
I just found out I’ve been dating mermaids all these years. Neat
H20 just add water got an upgrade
I thought it gonna be Mako mermaid joke 😂
NAAUR CLEOR!!!
This is actually how mermaids are in france
I see a huge win for dogs