THE WORST WEEK EVER: World news from Czechia
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- Could the news get any worse? Of course, the Czechs know it always could! So let's enjoy a dark take on the world news from worst week we've had in decades.
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Nikdy bych nevěřil, že Američan(ka) může takto nasáknout českým sarkasmem. 👍
to bude tim, ze americky sarkazmus je velice blizky... (teda pred erou politicke superkorektnosti)
Je to tak.Myslim že to byl Forman,kdo řekl že Českej a Americkej humor k sobě mají nejblíž.
@@petrpavel6791 mozna. Ja bych rekla ze Britskej je bliz nez Americkej, ale Jen se v tom Ceskem vyznava vyborne.
Angláni mě netankujou.
Tak Jen emigrovala před 10 lety, to byl americký humor podobný našemu.
To nebylo jako teď když řeknete "těhotná žena" tak jste automaticky transfobní.
Miluju tu kombinaci Amerického a Českého humoru... Jde vidět, že jsi vážně Češka 😁👍
Tak to mi vrtá hlavou, jak jsi rozpoznal americký a český humor.
@@rpxmob171 český humor=shitting on Brno
@@_-kork-_ Díky za odpověď! :)
@@Rasam3 Ale ticho tam.
@@Rasam3 Takže díky, že jsi mi to potvrdil - spousta Čechů taky dělá, že jsou něco co nejsou, ale hrajou si na to s plním nasazením... 😉
Přeměnit luxusní jachtu ruského oligarchy na nevětší šlapadlo na světě? Jsem se smíchy málem udusil sušenkou. :D
"Worlds largest šlapadlo" mně taky zbořilo 😄
That joke was all Honza ;)
@@DreamPrague Have you two ever considered doing stand-up comedy?
Mě teda více pobavilo do ČESKÉ NÁMOŘNICTVO NA VLTAVĚ, které zabavuje jachtu ruskému oligarchovi.......
Milá Jen, vy máte tak černý humor, že by vám to české občanství měli dát automaticky 🤣 (Jen doufám, že některé zprávy nebudou brát někteří Američané vážně 😅)
Considering I am half Czechoslovakian American and my estranged family are Gazprom oligarchs and covered up abuse and war crimes.
Přesně, to jsem si taky říkala :-D Tohle je úplně typicky český :-D
Její humor je tak černý, že by jí v U.S. měli za rasistku, kdyby se vrátila. :D
Wow, Brno was upgraded from inhabited road turn to a village! Congratulation guys! 👍
😂
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Dude that’s cold and I am a Praguer. 😊
Skvělé jako vždy! Děkuji a pokračujte v dobré práci.
Jen, you are very talented. This is so smart and sarcastic style of humor, everyone here loves it! Thank you for it, amazing job, please keep going.
You’re very kind, Alice.
While attempting to get your citizenship, you should just quote Duraci scene from Pelisky and they would give it to you since you are czech enough :)
I'll keep that in mind if I get in trouble!
The Pelisky quote was a really nice touch, a heartwarming one :)
Toto je snad jedno z nejlepších videí na tomto kanále... A to ho sleduji už hodně dlouho😁
velká pochvala! Díky!
@@DreamPrague není za co😌
This one is your best news show ever! We obviously have a very bad influence on you ;-) :-D
Aw, thanks!
This was another amazing news program! The line about everyone having gas except the Russian military had me dying. Thanks for the laughs, again!
Zdravím z malé vesničky Brno! Skvělé video!
Ahoj Brno!
Ok, that part with swiss knives gave me a good chuckle xD
Therapist: Jen with monstrous inflated lips isn't real. I can't hurt you.
Jen with monstrous inflated lips: 6:12
I was thinking of making them permanent....
A small notice - you mixed two different shelters - Denis and 10-Z. Denis is not accessible to the public and is used as depository.
Greetings from "a small Moravian village on the way to Vienna" ;)
Hi Jen,we really like your programs and comments.And just met you on Charles bridge today…👏✌🏻😘
Ivana! It was lovely to meet you today! I’m sorry we didn’t have more time to introduce ourselves. I hope you had a nice day. 😎
Brnu se také říká"ta osvětlená zatáčka na půli cesty z Prahy do Vídně), ale Brňané to neradi slyší! :)
It's obvious, that you have been here for too long, Jen. Your sense of humor became czech, no doubt :D
Tooooo long! 🤪
Jste úžasná ❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻👍👏👏👏👏
Thank you for another great news program!! Always a highlight of the week 😆
Glad you enjoyed, Jared🤓
Magnificent artpiece as always! Many thanks, Jen! 😊
High praise, thank you!
Brno upgraded from Prague suburb to village, yay!!! Cheers from Brno.
To je skvělý 😂😂
Hey now, how dare you being more Czech than us Czechs? This was incredibly hilarious and so sarcastic and dark It had me in tears of laughter and proudness.
You should get a “John Oliver” style segment on Czech TV. I would set my DVR on
Aw, thats nice.
náměstí míru není nejhlubší stanice metra v evropě ale druhá nejhlubší, nejhlubší se nachází v kyjevu na ukrajině
ironie
Prave ze uz asi nenachazi.
@@martinkap007 Někdo ji nachází, někdo ji nenachází.
To je právě ten český humor :D obavám se že už nenachází.
jo.
You are a superstar! You made my day 😂😂😂
Thanks Michal! You made mine!
Brilliant! :D
I have been eagerly awaiting your upload 🥰
Thanks Michelle
That was perfect! :-)
Naprosto výborný Jen!
Jen, je to lepší a lepší každým dílem! (y)
Moc dekuji Martine
Spot on, loved it!
Thanks Kristofer!
výborné :)
Hi Jen, great as always. We finally get to CZ on 22nd of this month. If the situation doesn’t deteriorate. No idea if it is possible, or even if you would like to, but we have mentioned meeting up for a Pivo. After 2.5 years of watching your channel throughout Covid we kinda feel like you helped us get through it.
A detail: Brno is pronounced "burn - oh".
Jo jo vtip s Brnem je super.
Znám ho trochu jinak:
Co je to Brno?
Zatáčka na cestě Vídně
Superb 👌
Perfektné
Jako vždy - skvělý sarkasmus
Jen, Jen...začínáš být čím dál větší Češka, což je super!
Boží! 👍
Do you have the courage :-) Great video. Thanks.
Jen ta pusa?! 🤣🤣🤣 Jdu si utřít poprskaný monitor. 👍
😂
Pravda Vítězí!
Náměstí Míru is the deepest in the EU, the deepest in Europe is in Ukraine - Arsenalna (Kyiv Metro)
Aha! Good correction, thanks!
Greetings from Canada 🇨🇦 😊
Hello there!
@@DreamPrague Hi Jen ! Love your videos 😍, cold morning here in Vancouver BC
First day without the masks ! I’m in my glory! Where’s my lipstick?😌
@@miladabravenec14 I think about lipstick all the time these days! I have never worn it in public but after 2 years in these masks, I might just start!
Skvele, diky :)
:-D geniální
Opravdu povedené, humor tak černý že by mohl sbírat bavlnu a snažil se mi ukrást kolo... Super ;)
Duuuraaaci, Like. :)
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Půvab této doby spočívá v tom, že se ukazuje kdo je kdo. Byť se i roky předtím úspěšně přetvařoval.
Pravda vychází na povrch všude a u každého.
Fact check: Náměstí Míru is not deepest metro station in Europe. Europe´s (And also world´s) deepest metro station is Arsenalna in Kyiv (Sadly this stalion now serve as shelter,
Thanks for the correction
Jen, brilliant video! The style reminds me of the parody documentary "Death to 2021" on Netflix. Really great :)
Thank you! Never seen it but I’ll check it out
Hi Jen! Thanks for the recognition of our humble village :)
It's a great village!
Great!🤣
Už jsi naše🙂
👏👏👏👏👏
It's not obvious these days, but you made us laugh several times and we are very grateful for that. Renting out a dingy underground apartment, I didn't think I was going to live to see the day I will be feeling smug about this hole. But here we are.
You deserve to feel smug! Don't forget to buy those extra canned goods...
I feel that we won't have to worry about food spoilage. Ionizing irradiation is a form of food preservation. I'm worried about myself. Perhaps if I get myself canned 😜.
Oh wow, well done. We need to laugh whenever we can. As John Cleese said:
Laughter connects you with people. It’s almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you’re just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.
Well that's very poetic, thanks for that!
@@DreamPrague Thank you,great fan of your channel here👍
@@goodstorylover 😘
Small Moravian village on the way to Vienna ... I'm in tears)))
Ahoj Jen, great as usually, nothing is holy in this country...
honestly, I keep waiting for the day they're going to cancel me for going too far....hasn't happened yet!
@@DreamPrague going too far? Here? You need new shoes for a long walk... Ever heard about Česká soda? Esp. The part Alles gute... 😀 or famous česká soda skoda reklama... Still on youtube... 😀
Naprosto luxusní, slzím smíchy ..... 😂
👍 👍 👍!!!
Čím dál víc se vás humor přibližuje českému.💓
Díky!😃
👏
Boží
Jesus, that make-up (you know which one) was both hilarious and scary. =D
0:58 exactly :-)))
Duraci! What a nice touch 👍
Jen? Jsi boží.
Super Thug life moment with Dr Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Smoke Weed Everyday. Perfect humour skill 😹
❤💯👏👊
Please type your salutation here. I can Google translate it, but the little Czech I know I can't figure it out. Thanks. Awesome, top professionally done video Jen! Kudos from San Luis Obispo, CA. We're with ya!!
You meant Děkuju, a uvidíme se příště? -> Thank you, and see you next time.
@@MrToradragon Thank you MrT !!
"It seems the only ones without access to Russian gas are these guys" :D :D :D
😘👍🏻👋👏
Brno Burn, I was dying from laughing it was hysterical.
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I think you are outczeching czechs in czech humour. With the yacht on vltava converted to paddle boat you went full czech.
“Poo” tin, you nailed it.
Thanks, always wanted to see Americans share their opinion /s
JP News int. thank you 😉👍
Jen you haven't mentioned that gov.recomended Javelin and Stinger into every family . Who has tall house get Stinger who has bungalow will have Javelin.
Im starting to feel a Blate Night Show vibes from this and I'm loving it.
I've never heard of it! And now you've sent me down a rabbit hole....
@@DreamPrague Oh I'm sure you'll have a great time then
Bravo video, BRAVO YOU
Thanks George!
Really, it is still better and better 🙂
Oh thanks Mirka!
boží 🤣
Was that Brno joke really necessary 🤣
Czech humour? Perfectly you!😂
Namesti Miru is EU's deepest metro station (with longest EU escalator), not of whole Europe.
Aha, that’s probably why I made the mistake.
Alllll right, I get it, You’re Czech now (in case there were any doubts). Welcome to the fold 👍
😎
influjen(s) was gold!
:-)
World's Largest Šlapadlo 😍
Vy jste už naše děvče 🤡
😚
Jen, perfect video again.
one thing only, russian "durak" (sg) "duraci" (pl) means just fool(s), stupid(s), idiot(s)
the information from the moovie Pelisky that it means assholes is mistaken
Plural is "дураки", not "дураци". Asshole is a synonyme.
Ano, ten plurál není přesný, ale zato je to pěkné zkřížené s jiným roztomilým českým slovem na "č".
That was the point in the movie. She loves his father and do not want him to get into too much trouble, so she lied to him...
Dear, dear, dear
Tak tos zabila xD
Nice work! You forgot about the stolen Russian tank by gypsies in Ukraine.
😳…😂…🧐
The Brno Burn is classic!!
Kam se poděla americká korektnost? Že by vliv českého sarkazmu způsobyl přerod na nekorektní pražačku. 😁😜
Velmi tvrdě působý.
Jen emigrovala pred 10 lety kdyz Amerika byla jeste v poradku 😂
@@jayxfrost8987 Máte pravdu, s trumpetou to šlo pěkně rychle z kopce. Republikáni jsou teď naprosto otevřeně fašistickou stranou.
XD