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  • Dinosaur With Stephen Fry (2023) embarrassed themselves in front of the whole dinosaur community. This video is a review and roast of the entire series.
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  • @EvolutionSquare
    @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +984

    Who is looking forward to Prehistoric Planet season 2? : )

  • @AGamingBeaver
    @AGamingBeaver Рік тому +1942

    Couldn't have said it better myself. So glad I was busy and didn't have time to watch this.

  • @mrsniffles5417
    @mrsniffles5417 Рік тому +563

    It feels like a dinosaur documentary from 20 years ago was frozen in amber and its DNA was used to create a monstrosity

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +72

      ahahahaha omg yes! best comment

    • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
      @mrgodzillaraptors8632 Рік тому +5

      Definitely

    • @DreadEnder
      @DreadEnder Рік тому +7

      With some frog dna in the gaps

    • @andrewholliday251
      @andrewholliday251 11 місяців тому +8

      Walking with Dinosaurs was 20 years ago. And still factually more accurate than this (and technically better too). Go back to the 1950s for this one....

    • @mrsniffles5417
      @mrsniffles5417 11 місяців тому +3

      @@andrewholliday251 Walking With Dinosaurs was the cream of the crop. Look back at run of the mill history channel dino 'documentaries' from the same era and they're a lot like this.

  • @Braint-lr6uf
    @Braint-lr6uf Рік тому +332

    Moral :
    Don't trust in a documentary that steals Ark models.

    • @TheBreadator117
      @TheBreadator117 Рік тому +15

      Lmao

    • @Frobilen
      @Frobilen Рік тому +68

      I'm honestly surprised that they haven't been sued yet, because the ark models are copyrighted

    • @LoudmouthReviews
      @LoudmouthReviews Рік тому +40

      At least Jurassic Fight Club made its own shitty designs

    • @Kurominos1
      @Kurominos1 Рік тому +17

      @@LoudmouthReviews
      and these werent that bad compared to later docus

    • @assassinzakral7023
      @assassinzakral7023 Рік тому +37

      ​@@FrobilenWildcard has stated that they are going to sue

  • @Nublar_arts
    @Nublar_arts Рік тому +488

    Honestly ‘dinosaur, WITH STEVEN FRY’ just makes me want season 2 of prehistoric planet even more.

    • @BILLYBOBBYLADS
      @BILLYBOBBYLADS Рік тому +26

      Soon young one. Soon.

    • @Gorgosauruslibra
      @Gorgosauruslibra Рік тому +15

      @@BILLYBOBBYLADSprophecy stats it will be our savior it’s been a year

    • @caspergarcia804
      @caspergarcia804 Рік тому +7

      What about season 2 of Dinosaur WITH STEVEN FRY?

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому

      I wasn't taken with Prehistoric Planet at all.
      Don't get me wrong.
      The VFX were great, and normally I love David Attenborough, but for me his narration actually spoils an otherwise great series and probably Apple's only good series so far.
      The old BBC Walking With Dinosaurs was narrated by Kenneth Branagh and his narration just added an edge I think any prehistoric or dinosaur documentary needs.
      David bless him for all his charm is just long past the edgey time of his life.

    • @areallyshortbrontothere
      @areallyshortbrontothere Рік тому +1

      @@caspergarcia804 *insert NO, GOD PLEASE NO sound here*

  • @StigPony
    @StigPony Рік тому +573

    Stephen Fry is not just an actor and comedian, he's well known in the UK for being incredibly intelligent and knowledgable, hosting a celebrity panel show called QI for several years. This makes it all even worse, because it's so obvious that he's putting in as much effort as the producers did, which stretches the very definition of effort to breaking point! I can only assume he has lost a bet, made a promise to an idiot, or spent all his QI money.
    Well done for managing to watch all four episodes. I couldn't even last four minutes

    • @alharron2145
      @alharron2145 Рік тому +58

      Exactly! He hosted an entire series around correcting misconceptions & challenging mistaken ideas, to do this is almost a betrayal of everything that made QI great.

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath Рік тому

      He haa gone full conservative retard now that is why, just like the left gone woke cult retarded.

    • @LoudmouthReviews
      @LoudmouthReviews Рік тому +39

      Stephen Fry actually narrated a good dinosaur documentary before. He narrated 2011's March of the Dinosaurs a nice little movie which while imperfect and suffering from budget constraints was a thousand times better than this program in every possible way.

    • @eewweeppkk
      @eewweeppkk Рік тому +19

      @@alharron2145 QI is very entertaining and it has plenty of neat facts, but it frequently gets things wrong as well. QI values interesting over accuracy.
      Though I would also say that Stephen Fry's debates and interviews with religious figures to be more evidence of his intelligence or knowledge than his hosting of a panel show featuring comedians anyway.

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic Рік тому

      @@LoudmouthReviews wait, i thought that was David Suchet..?

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Рік тому +227

    I’ve never seen a professional production look more computer generated before.

    • @LoudmouthReviews
      @LoudmouthReviews Рік тому +22

      I've seen animations by unprofessional youtubers look MUCH better than this

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому +5

      Professional just means someone paid for it.
      There really doesn't have to be anything beyond that and the quality level of 'professional' production can vary drastically to the point that even VFX made in a game engine like Unreal can look better than offline rendered frames on a render farm.

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Рік тому +1

      isnt it also a thing with dinosaur CGI, people will always compare it to Jurassic Park, from 1993

  • @SasquaDash
    @SasquaDash Рік тому +232

    "They delivered a documentary with the educational value of a 5 Minute Crafts TikTok."
    Freaking Brutal... 🤣

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +24

      * sips wine through hot dog *

    • @spitfirebird
      @spitfirebird 7 місяців тому +2

      @@EvolutionSquare the Utahraptor killed me. It broke my spirit. Even if it looks like the large ground hawk it was, its design still pains me to look at for some reason.

  • @MadailinBurnhope
    @MadailinBurnhope Рік тому +172

    I laughed out loud when the allosaurus opened its jaws almost 180 degrees

    • @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674
      @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674 Рік тому +23

      They mutilated the poor thing 😭

    • @jamillatorres7226
      @jamillatorres7226 11 місяців тому +7

      Bro tried to pull an Indominus Rex....
      HOW DID IT SURVIVE THE STOMP?!! HUH?!
      NANI?!

    • @bobbybingle1662
      @bobbybingle1662 6 місяців тому +1

      And the so called female scientist said Allosaurus weighed 15 tons when actually it was around 2 tons. Even T rex weighed about 6 tons.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrCatorceVersionDos
      @MrCatorceVersionDos 5 місяців тому

      ​@@bobbybingle16628-9 Ton*

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bobbybingle1662Tyrannosaurs were way heavier than that. About 8 tons although giants like Cope were over 10 tons but yeah, a 15 ton Allosaur is ridiculously over sized.

  • @tri-clawgaming7682
    @tri-clawgaming7682 Рік тому +318

    You know what they say...Dinosaur with Stephen Fry is for now, but programs like Prehistoric Planet and Walking with Dinosaurs will be forever

    • @beeeeeeeeeeg
      @beeeeeeeeeeg Рік тому +3

      yes

    • @jackboulter4901
      @jackboulter4901 Рік тому +2

      yep

    • @the_gaming_hyena
      @the_gaming_hyena Рік тому +6

      And this year will have many awesome dinosaur shows in store! New prehistoric planet episodes, more amazing Dino world, life on our planet, etc!

    • @jackboulter4901
      @jackboulter4901 Рік тому

      @@the_gaming_hyena This is very true.

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr Рік тому

      Always forever

  • @BigAl145
    @BigAl145 Рік тому +49

    The fact they used inaccurate dino models from ark but tried to use "accurate" info is devastating to someone who's been a paleontologist for nearly 15 years

  • @xBloodxFangx
    @xBloodxFangx Рік тому +140

    This concerns me greatly for what kids, the future of knowledge, will take away from this. When I was a kid I believed that fake "Dragons: A fantasy made real" documentary because it was "professionals" and done in a very realistic documentary way.

    • @mugs308
      @mugs308 Рік тому +11

      SAME BRO FR

    • @justinaysien6451
      @justinaysien6451 Рік тому +13

      Dragons was the shit my man

    • @amannamedsquid313
      @amannamedsquid313 Рік тому +12

      Ditto. And if we were fooled by something like that, what sort of stuff would children nowadays start believing?

    • @dariodramac
      @dariodramac 2 місяці тому

      It isnt bad,dragons a fantasy made real was a preety obvious spec evolution

  • @dibble1331
    @dibble1331 Рік тому +190

    i haven’t been able to sleep since i first saw this documentary. this is the first dinosaur documentary in over 7 years that makes me want to commit several war crimes

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt Рік тому +2

      Jesus, man it’s that bad

    • @DipUniversal
      @DipUniversal Рік тому +2

      What's the previous one

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Рік тому +3

      @@DipUniversal idk the name and i dont wanna waste another 2 seconds looking it up. it has those disgusting fully coated tyrannosaurus models

    • @DinosaurEnthusiast66
      @DinosaurEnthusiast66 Рік тому +3

      @@dibble1331 are you talking about T-Rex: An Evolutionary Journey
      That’s the only documentary I can think of that has exactly what you’re describing

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 Рік тому +3

      @@DinosaurEnthusiast66 yes 🤮

  • @ThatRandomVox
    @ThatRandomVox Рік тому +156

    I think they filled more DNA gaps in the dinos than the Jurassic park

  • @MrCuttlefish
    @MrCuttlefish Рік тому +153

    I love how throughout the video when you said it’s name, you always said with Steven Fry. It was so funny for some reason

  • @Cuckoorex
    @Cuckoorex Рік тому +42

    Holy hell, that "Tyrannosaurus" skull looks like someone who never saw a dinosaur skull made a model based on the shape of the JP rex.
    The super-heavy Diplodocus can be explained, though; the sauropod was part of the Paleo Weapon X program and had Adamantium laced into its skeleton, thus doubling its weight.

    • @Cuckoorex
      @Cuckoorex 10 місяців тому +1

      Given the level of scientific rigor in the rest of the production, I think it might be overly generous to credit them with having a valid reason for anything.

  • @treforworonov194
    @treforworonov194 Рік тому +50

    I have to say this is a 100% example of how NOT to make a dinosaur documentary

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong Рік тому +1

      And they left out the cavemen too. These dirty anti-humanists always leave them out.
      No courage at all!

  • @breadcat2990
    @breadcat2990 Рік тому +34

    Evo Square is not the same person after this documentary.
    They are now......
    Evolution Circle

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 Рік тому +83

    It was awesome. The most accurate depiction of dinosaur wildlife since watching One Million Years BC when I was 9. Disappointed they left out the battles with cavemen.

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong Рік тому +4

      They seriously left out the cavemen?
      Who the hell do they think documented all of this?

    • @andrewholliday251
      @andrewholliday251 11 місяців тому

      They'll be in series 2.

  • @trevenson
    @trevenson Рік тому +91

    This documentary changed my life. It taught me that T Rexes breath fire and that Stegosaurus use their plates to fly. Truly the documentary of all time.

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +40

      omg but somebody should totally made a ridiculous "documentary" like that, totally straightfaced.
      "Stegosaurus was believed to be able to flap its plates like wings. The thagomizer would spin rapidly, providing additional thrust."

    • @Thelegochronicles3798
      @Thelegochronicles3798 Рік тому +15

      Fire breathing T Rex's and flying Stegos sound more realistic than an axe welding and somewhat Immortal Allosuarus

  • @The_Cosmic_Yog-Sothoth
    @The_Cosmic_Yog-Sothoth Рік тому +20

    *Stephen:* "Here's Jim, the expert on dinosaurs, to tell us about dinosaurs...." *Jim:* "No, I said I'm an expert on classic cars from the 1970s...." *Stephen:* "...Oh for goodness sake Jim, just play along with it.." *Jim:* "Ok..........it's a meat eater, yeah."

  • @URBONED
    @URBONED Рік тому +30

    I laughed every time you specified "Dinosaur... with Stephen Fry" hahaha

  • @seax_miniatures
    @seax_miniatures Рік тому +33

    Spot on! You literally described every "Documentary" that Channel 5 has ever produced. The people that make these shows do not care about the subject matter or educating the audience they are just filling the time between commercials which is all Channel 5 is there for.

  • @redraptorwrites6778
    @redraptorwrites6778 Рік тому +55

    This video made my day. So well spoken and edited!

  • @dinodudeface6551
    @dinodudeface6551 Рік тому +98

    Been a while since I've watched one of your videos, and I have to say your editing skills have become masterful. 10/10 review

  • @dragonkiaj1016
    @dragonkiaj1016 Рік тому +22

    I tried watching the documentary with Stephen try but I had to fact check each dinosaur they had to the point where I turned it off and I went straight to Walking with Dinosaurs. One of the best documentaries ever made in my opinion

  • @awesomeproductions7755
    @awesomeproductions7755 Рік тому +43

    *Me watching:* "I mean, it could've been _worse._ At least most of the main designs are pretty good like the T. rex and Utahraptor."
    *Palaeo community:* _"Execute Order 66."_

  • @AntoniusTyas
    @AntoniusTyas Рік тому +12

    I feel bad for Dr. Susie Maidment, Dr. David Hone and especially Dr. Dean Lomax for having to put up with Channel 5's shenanigans. They're among the best paleontology science communicators in online community, having them here to... do whatever the heck Channel 5 wants them to do is an insult to them.

  • @ThermalnuclearBomb
    @ThermalnuclearBomb Рік тому +9

    Ark’s models aren’t even supposed to be accurate. In lore, everything is genetically modified to make it where it wont burn to death at a volcano or freeze to death in the arctic, etc. I mean, there are literally WYVERNS and other mythical creatures in ark. But for some reason the people in charge of the models decided “hey why not steal the model of this titanosaur which is visibly supposed to be not a real life sauropod or anything” like why? Just, why??

  • @ChristianDinosaur1616
    @ChristianDinosaur1616 Рік тому +14

    You know what? This is so bad I decided to make an ai generated script and compare it to this one, which one survived better in both the fact and writing check?
    Opening Shot: A sweeping view of the rugged, rocky terrain of Jurassic North America.
    Narrator: "Welcome to Jurassic North America, a land that time forgot. Home to some of the most ferocious and majestic creatures to ever walk the Earth. Today, we'll be exploring two of the most iconic dinosaurs of this era - the Allosaurus and Diplodocus - with the help of British comedian, Stephen Fry."
    Cut to Stephen Fry walking along a dirt road in the midst of towering rock formations. He turns to the camera.
    Stephen Fry: "Goodness gracious! What a landscape! I've always been fascinated by dinosaurs and to be able to come here and see them in their natural habitat is a dream come true."
    Narrator: "Stephen has come to Jurassic North America to learn about two of the most iconic dinosaurs from this era - the Allosaurus and Diplodocus. He'll be joined by a team of specialists who will help him understand these incredible creatures."
    Cut to Stephen Fry meeting the specialists - a paleontologist and a biologist.
    Stephen Fry: "I'm so excited to be here with you both. Could you tell me a bit about the Allosaurus and Diplodocus?"
    Paleontologist: "Certainly, Stephen. The Allosaurus was a large carnivorous dinosaur that roamed North America during the late Jurassic period, about 150 million years ago. It was one of the top predators of its time, and had a fearsome set of teeth and jaws."
    Biologist: "And the Diplodocus was a herbivorous dinosaur, one of the largest of its kind. It had a long neck and tail, and was able to reach vegetation that other herbivores couldn't. It's estimated to have weighed up to 15 tonnes."
    Stephen Fry: "15 tonnes! That's incredible. I can't wait to see them in action."
    Narrator: "Stephen and the team head out into the wilderness to see these dinosaurs in their natural habitat."
    Cut to footage of Allosaurus and Diplodocus skeletons in a museum.
    Narrator: "But before they can do that, they need to understand more about the anatomy and behavior of these creatures."
    Cut to the team examining fossils and other remains.
    Paleontologist: "This is a fossilized Allosaurus tooth. It's serrated, which means it was designed for cutting through flesh and bone."
    Biologist: "And here we have a Diplodocus vertebrae. The way it's structured suggests that it had a very flexible neck, which it would have used to reach vegetation."
    Stephen Fry: "Fascinating. But I'm ready to see them in the flesh!"
    Narrator: "The team sets out on a hike to find the dinosaurs. As they go, they encounter a variety of other Jurassic creatures, including stegosauruses and triceratops."
    Cut to footage of the team hiking and spotting various dinosaurs in the distance.
    Narrator: "Finally, they come across a herd of Diplodocus, munching on the leaves of a tall tree. They're enormous, towering over the team and casting long shadows."
    Cut to footage of Diplodocus in the wild.
    Narrator: "The team observes their behavior, watching as they use their long necks to reach the highest branches."
    Cut to footage of Allosaurus in the wild.
    Narrator: "But the Diplodocus aren't the only creatures in the area. Suddenly, the team spots an Allosaurus in the distance, stalking through the rocks. Its powerful legs and sharp teeth are a reminder of the danger that these creatures posed."
    Stephen Fry: "Goodness gracious! That's a fearsome looking creature. What should we do?"
    Paleontologist: "Don't worry, Stephen. We're observing from a safe distance. The Allosaurus is a carnivore, and it's unlikely to attack a group of humans."
    Narrator: "As the team continues to observe the Allosaurus, they notice something strange - it seems to be limping."
    Biologist: "It's possible that the Allosaurus has injured itself while hunting. That could be why it's alone and looking for food."
    Narrator: "The team decides to follow the Allosaurus and see if they can learn more about its behavior."
    Cut to footage of the team following the Allosaurus.
    Narrator: "As they trail the creature, they observe it hunting a small dinosaur. Its powerful jaws and sharp teeth make quick work of the prey."
    Cut to footage of the Allosaurus hunting.
    Narrator: "But as they continue to follow the Allosaurus, they come across something even more exciting - a group of juvenile Diplodocus, grazing in a meadow."
    Cut to footage of juvenile Diplodocus in the wild.
    Narrator: "The team observes as the young Diplodocus play and explore their environment. It's clear that they are learning and growing under the watchful eye of their parents."
    Stephen Fry: "It's amazing to see how these creatures lived and interacted with each other. It's like a completely different world."
    Narrator: "As the sun begins to set, the team makes their way back to camp. It's been an incredible day of discovery and adventure."
    Closing Shot: A panoramic view of the stunning Jurassic landscape, with the sun setting in the distance.
    Narrator: "Join us next time, as Stephen Fry continues his journey through the prehistoric world, exploring new species and uncovering the mysteries of the past."

    • @GTSE2005
      @GTSE2005 Рік тому +5

      Apart from some hiccups, this AI generated script is so much better

    • @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514
      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 Рік тому +4

      The only thing bad about this to me is that it said triceratops lived in the jurassic
      Other than that it could work as a good documentary

  • @LaiLai-2111
    @LaiLai-2111 Рік тому +52

    Such a shame I was expecting good things bc Stephen Fry is such a joy and a genuinely smart man

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 Рік тому +27

    That ark titano and stego got me good, and it's a pre tlc model too. Wtf is this, I'm horrified and thoroughly entertained, though the latter is thanks to your overview, humor and hilarious editing!
    Crazy how such wrong things can be so haphazardly published for public, seems like all the budget went to pay Stephen Fry instead of finding actual experts.

  • @JW2019MK
    @JW2019MK Рік тому +11

    If prehistoric planet is seen as a second walking with dinosaurs then this is a second valley of the t-rex (IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW)

  • @minder01
    @minder01 Рік тому +30

    It's a pain because Stephen Fry is normally wise and thorough. How they pulled him into this, I haven't got a clue.

  • @Chromecast_Eternal
    @Chromecast_Eternal Рік тому +11

    "I really hate that man" -John Hammond 1993

  • @frontierjustice2816
    @frontierjustice2816 Рік тому +6

    I can’t be the only one who assumed this was from 2003, saw how old Stephen Fry looked, then died inside after reaching IMDB 💀

  • @SkinnyAnimations
    @SkinnyAnimations Рік тому +8

    If you pay attention you can notice that at some point the stegosaurus and titanosaur models are straight from ark(I believe there is a pteranodon one somewhere too)
    havent seen it but ive seen a trailer

  • @legomoai
    @legomoai Рік тому +5

    Gotta love how walking with dinosaurs, despite how old and outdated it is today, it's still somehow more accurate than this "documentary"

  • @spinothelocalsockconsumer8975
    @spinothelocalsockconsumer8975 Рік тому +6

    Man, at some point the "documentary" said allo weighed 15 tons, I didnt know allosaurus weighed almost 2x than rex.

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Рік тому +6

    I think that the spinosauruses were like a mixture of a croc & a heron in terms of lifestyle & locomotion.
    Except for the flying part obviously.

  • @concretegnome0061
    @concretegnome0061 Рік тому +6

    I feel like even when the host is talking about the dinosaur, if the dinosaur was sleeping or doing anything besides stand there like a deer in headlights it would make the show slightly better.

  • @Aesirr89
    @Aesirr89 Рік тому +8

    About the steel teeth test, I wanted to say there are many types of steel. There are hard enough that can cut other types of steel, but there are also types that are so weak that a child can break it. So there propably is a type with similar hardness to bone, but I also doubt they used it on this show.

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +5

      I don't remember them specifying the type. If they used a special type of steel, they should have said so. But I doubt it. They've been using steel for every experiment, simulating teeth and claws.

    • @James-yy4vl
      @James-yy4vl Рік тому

      Teeth aren’t made from bone

  • @tuxedotoad4160
    @tuxedotoad4160 Рік тому +2

    Wildcard might be filing a lawsuit for stealing models without their consent.

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil Рік тому +3

    Did they seriously use the ARK: Survival Evolved Stegosaurus unironically?

    • @luckylynx613
      @luckylynx613 Рік тому +2

      They also used the titanosaurs from ark in the background of the “documentary” 😂😂😂

    • @Tar-Numendil
      @Tar-Numendil Рік тому

      @@luckylynx613 Yeah I saw that. Couldn't even bring myself to mention it.

  • @tcdiablo3346
    @tcdiablo3346 Рік тому +5

    Dont worry everyone Prehistoric Planet season 2 its gonna save us XD

  • @unknowable4147
    @unknowable4147 Рік тому +9

    I thought it looked cute from the trailers, but then you posted the shorts and I was like _'oh'_

  • @pupsianimations
    @pupsianimations Рік тому +8

    This was made in 2 weeks after seeing prehistoric planet success. 10/10 so bad its good

  • @l_a_n_k_y
    @l_a_n_k_y Рік тому +5

    Prehistoric planet season 2? Nah me and the boys wasn’t dinosaur with Stephen dry season 2!

  • @rlosable
    @rlosable Рік тому +5

    The CGI is amazing, given that they clearly used a PS2! And the greenscreen work is almost on youtube level (for a small channel with 300 subscribers)!

  • @frostreaper1607
    @frostreaper1607 Рік тому +3

    Small correction, as editor you do not have the power to simply cut out parts, editors are not directors we are not allowed to change the work of our clients (I did not work on this, but I'm an editor in a video studio with absolute rock bottom prices so no, I wouldn't go bother the client about double information as I'm not being paid to review their script, it couldvery well upset the client and cause drama, I imagine thus was the case for whoever edited this thing )

  • @PalaeoJoe87
    @PalaeoJoe87 Рік тому +4

    So I was in the first two episodes (Iguanodon etc) and consulted on some of the sequences for accuracy. I can tell you that none of us saw any footage until it was on the TV and in a finished state. As far as experts saying the wrong weights, sometimes we make mistakes, we're not all experts on every single taxon, and it's easy when you're on camera to slip up and say a wrong number, but yes I agree it should have been picked up in editing. Susie and the rest of us would never knowingly and deliberately give false information, it's what we actively try to avoid, we'd rather just say we don't know.

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +2

      My condolences to you for being part of this /lh (I hope you were at least properly compensated). It sucks that apparently none of the experts were consulted later down the line, as this project clearly derailed and could have used some uhhh input.
      I definitely understand people misspeaking and experts not being an expert on everything, however, 15 tons for Allosaurus is SO far off, than even a casual dinosaur fan knows it to be wrong. It doesn't take an expert. Same for the Diplodocus. A slight slip of the tongue on the weight of one animal? Maaaybe. Two in a row? And so extremely? Ehhhh... I don't know what happened there. But it's a blunder worthy of being poked fun at. With this video being a roast, it probably is a bit meanspirited at times though.

    • @PalaeoJoe87
      @PalaeoJoe87 Рік тому

      @@EvolutionSquare It's fine, totally valid points I get it, really not sure what happened there! It is a shame I agree as it'd be nice to have some good new homegrown dinosaur content out there. Unfortunately, to my knowledge, none of us were compensated at all...

  • @ELK.2009
    @ELK.2009 Рік тому +5

    "You should have left with more knowledge," Stephen Fry, let's change that just to mess with Evolution Square.

  • @ir0nleviathan577
    @ir0nleviathan577 Рік тому +5

    Never thought I’d feel like my intelligence was actively being insulted by a documentary, but here we are.

  • @danktorvosaurus
    @danktorvosaurus Рік тому +5

    Keep in mind that Valley of the T. rex exists which has absolutely no values whatsoever

    • @LoudmouthReviews
      @LoudmouthReviews Рік тому

      Valley of the T-Rex is bad but its animation is actually better than this and it came out over 21 years sooner

    • @danktorvosaurus
      @danktorvosaurus Рік тому

      @@LoudmouthReviews at least Stephen Fry’s dinosaurs make dinosaur sounds

  • @DinosaurEnthusiast66
    @DinosaurEnthusiast66 Рік тому +3

    Loved the video, it gave a good laugh. Gonna share my thoughts on this.
    To start with, a part that bothers me a lot is the deck. Not the inaccurate information on the dinosaurs and experiments, although those are infuriating and nonsensical respectively, but the deck that appears and which the _Diplodocus_ has no problem with. And how were they able to build it in the first place without potentially attracting attention? It’s supposed to be the Late Jurassic but there’s only two dinosaurs that show up in this part from what I know and they don’t even notice Stephen.
    Instead of that, they could’ve made Stephen use a climbing equipment to be next or near enough to the _Diplodocus_ and still have a different perspective.
    In episode 5 of Prehistoric Park (The Bug House), Nigel travels to the Carboniferous Period and at one point, climbs a tree-like plant. The same thing could’ve been done as well here.
    Sure, it would’ve made it a bit more like Prehistoric Park but the concept of time travel with dinosaurs was already used (and in a much better execution), so it wouldn’t have mattered much if they “borrowed” a few more examples.
    And if you’re going to have Stephen say things so confidently but also make him surprised at the most obvious things, don’t have him confidently talk about a subject. Instead, make him express some doubt on what he says and the experts provide the information. Or perhaps make him the audience in a way, and have the experts deliver the information. This way, you won’t have much conflicting information between them and Stephen is saved from being utterly surprised _after_ the expert says something that he already stated before.
    One of the bigger hindrances was the fact that more unique/lesser-known dinosaurs weren’t included. We already know a lot about _Tyrannosaurus_ and I’m honestly starting to get tired of its appearances. Show us dinosaurs like _Guanlong, Eustreptospondylus, Shunosaurus, or Centrosaurus._
    Another thing which was already covered, was the issue of the dinosaurs being completely oblivious to the presence of humans. In a documentary where Stephen Fry somehow traveled back in time, dinosaurs’ acknowledgment of humans were nonexistent. I know Sea Monsters and Chased by Dinosaurs had the same “issue” of having no explanation for time travel but these still worked because the real issue was already fixed: animals there acknowledged Nigel which was covered here. This probably could’ve happened the other way around like Stephen’s did but luckily didn’t. Also, just something to say, but I really like how the cameraman and the crew would actually interact with Nigel and the animals sometimes. Such as the _Protoceratops’_ nesting area and the _Velociraptor_ chase sections in Chased by Dinosaurs. Didn’t really need to be included but it helped with the immersion more.
    Anyway, got off track a little bit. What I was going to propose was to obviously have Stephen do things to not get detected, and have dinosaurs actually see him.
    In Prehistoric Park and Chased by Dinosaurs, Nigel would have to occasionally hide to avoid dangerous animals, which further helped tell the audience indirectly, “he needs to hide because if he won’t, he’ll get killed.” It felt like he _could_ get in danger even though these were CGI/puppets because the situations felt real enough to potentially get injured (and he would actually receive minor injuries a few times).
    In Dinosaur with Stephen Fry, they’re essentially telling us, “humans here are nonexistent to the dinosaurs”. Have Stephen out of sight of dinosaurs and hide. Another thing, but given the fact that dinosaurs here are human blind, make them do things. Allow them to walk around, eat food, anything. Don’t make them stand around and move their body. It’s just weird, even more so with Stephen and an expert next to it.
    Another thing that’s weird which is already covered is that they completely skipped over the Triassic. Honestly, you’d think with how much Pangaea is apparently mentioned, the time period where it existed for a section of its history would be included. But no, off to the Jurassic we go! And it’s not even the Early or Middle Jurassic. No, it’s the _Late_ Jurassic in a timeline where flowers and grass evolved early and didn’t have to go through the Cretaceous for that. And since this was seemingly supposed to be in chronological order, why leave the Triassic out of it in the first place? It’s when dinosaurs first appeared and it’s part of the Mesozoic Era. Pangaea only broke up 175 mya during the _Middle Jurassic_ anyway so this whole period could’ve been covered if they wanted to talk about Pangaea so much.
    Episode 1 could’ve been about the Triassic, episode 2 could’ve been about the Early/Middle Jurassic, episode 3 could’ve been about the Late Jurassic, and episode 4 could’ve been about the Early/Late Cretaceous.
    Even if this documentary was a massive disappointment, at least we still have better ones like Prehistoric Planet, the Walking With trilogy, Prehistoric Park and others starring Nigel Marven. Life on Our Planet 2023 is coming and Forgotten Bloodlines: Agate is raising funds which I am genuinely excited for since it covers something other than like, the Pleistocene which I’m kind of getting tired of. Same thing with the Cretaceous, the focused animals during these times are somewhat limited if I’m being honest. There’s a ton of dinosaurs to choose from for the Cretaceous Period but they sort of just focus on the Maastrichtian and dinosaurs like _T. rex._ Anyway, having Nigel as the narrator for Agate is great

  • @user-ie9gr2up3v
    @user-ie9gr2up3v Рік тому +2

    The fact that they literally stole the Stegosaurus and other dinosaur models from ARK Survival Evolved really shows that they don't give a shit.

  • @morbidravenpages9695
    @morbidravenpages9695 Рік тому +3

    My grandad mentioned the allosaurus machine thing biting into a watermelon cuz I didn't watch it. But I was looking at him so weirdly because I was confused on how accurate that wouldn't be at all.
    So sorry you suffered Evo

  • @rawrsomevideos
    @rawrsomevideos Рік тому +3

    I was really looking forward to this, real shame it didn't deliver as well as other shows, Stephen Fry should have shined in this role.

  • @robertjackson1813
    @robertjackson1813 Рік тому +2

    The only reason this was made and released is because it is basically a mock-buster . Something sensational like prehistoric planet is released on streaming services so that opens up a demand for new prehistory documentaries. The same thing happens with theatrical movies; the new dune movie came out and now there's a cheap knockoff called planet dune. Pacific rim's counterpart is Atlantic Godzilla vs. Kong was turn to monster vs.ape.

  • @ozanyoung2909
    @ozanyoung2909 Рік тому +4

    Big fan of Dr Dave Hone, who appeared on this show. He didn't name it specifically but in his podcast, Terrible Lizards, he mentioned being involved in a project a few months before this came out and he... didn't sound optimistic about it.

  • @The-Deep-Dreamer-CAMARP
    @The-Deep-Dreamer-CAMARP Рік тому +3

    DRINKING GAME: take a drink every time evo says DINOSAUR with Stephen Fry

  • @herculesgarcia3628
    @herculesgarcia3628 Рік тому +14

    EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WAS JUST FREAKING EPIC! - Yes, I had to use all caps, mind you. I'm on my lunch break at work, and what better way to spend it than having an awesome laugh thanks to this video LOL (PS. I almost choked, thanks Evo) lol. Thanks for this, definitely brightened up my day!! I honestly cannot believe the blatant misinformation this documentary projects lol.

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +3

      ahahaha dw I allow all caps ;) Thanks so much for watching and I'm so so happy that you enjoyed the video! Enjoy your lunch

    • @herculesgarcia3628
      @herculesgarcia3628 Рік тому

      @@EvolutionSquare do not worry, I did not choke 😂

  • @MrHenhen5
    @MrHenhen5 Рік тому

    Crazy how far you've come, I still remember when you had your jurassic world park with dinos named after youtube comments

  • @historickingdom2023
    @historickingdom2023 Рік тому

    Not gonna lie, the way you delivered "PANGAEA" at 17:13 was so hilarious

  • @witheredjr2887
    @witheredjr2887 Рік тому +3

    This feels like Jurassic fight club it’s anything but a documentary

  • @dodoxasaurus6904
    @dodoxasaurus6904 Рік тому +4

    I love how everyone was so was so hopeful, even when I told ya'll about the stolen assets you still didn't listen. Amazing

    • @LoudmouthReviews
      @LoudmouthReviews Рік тому

      I never expected another Prehistoric Planet out of this but I am really astonished at how bad it truly was

  • @Just_A_Space_Cyborg
    @Just_A_Space_Cyborg Рік тому +1

    3:05 THATS LITERALLY THE STEGOSAURUS MODLE FROM ARK😭

  • @drakewelch3385
    @drakewelch3385 Рік тому +2

    I almost cheered with joy when you said Nigel Marven was god tier. One of my all time favorites since I was a child. So so happy others look at him the way I do. Nigel is GOATED

  • @TheOneAndOnlyAnt24
    @TheOneAndOnlyAnt24 Рік тому +6

    I love how you taken a comedy approach with channel! Also as a Dinosaur nerd this is perhaps one of the most upsetting documentaries I have ever watched. Just stick to “Prehistoric Planet”

  • @rayray2131
    @rayray2131 Рік тому +3

    18:54 more Ark models. This time the titanosaurus

    • @Tacobellcramps
      @Tacobellcramps Рік тому

      That is insane! 😂 wtf how did that get by without a lawsuit?

  • @Th0ughtf0rce
    @Th0ughtf0rce Рік тому +2

    Watching this series after Prehistoric Planet felt like watching Carnosaur after Jurassic Park

  • @Suusleepy
    @Suusleepy 6 місяців тому +1

    The IDEA of someone saying 30-40 TONNES!? Do you have any idea how much One Tonne is!? The difference between the size of a 30 Tonne animal and a 40 Tonne animal is ENORMOUS

  • @rlosable
    @rlosable Рік тому +4

    You should had alternate titles:
    "Cash Grab" with Stephen Fry
    "You're still gonna pay me for this, right?" With Stephen Fry
    "It pays the bills" with Stephen Fry
    "Some sh** about weird animals my nephew goes on about" with Stephen Fry
    "Well, still better than doing porn" with Stephen Fry

  • @t.rexking441
    @t.rexking441 Рік тому +3

    Ah yes, the documentary with The Ark Titanosaur

  • @greendoor4039
    @greendoor4039 Рік тому +1

    Prehistoric planet: I’M GONE FOR TWO SECONDS, AND THIS HAPPENS?!

  • @BeanieFlare
    @BeanieFlare Рік тому +1

    Sackboy’s Prehistoric moves looks a bit different than I remember.

  • @alharron2145
    @alharron2145 Рік тому +3

    Man, I really went to bat for it after the 1st episode. I thought "sure, it's a rough start, but give it a few eps, maybe it'll still work." What a bitter disappointment.
    Just as well we have an embarrassment of *amazing* palaeodocumentaries on the way to make the sting out.

  • @ShadowPhantomGaming
    @ShadowPhantomGaming Рік тому +4

    Lol I can’t wait for prehistoric planet 2 maybe it will impress us rather than make us completely confused in every way like this show did

  • @M140i23
    @M140i23 Рік тому +1

    I had it on it the background (thankfully) but I turned it off when I saw the animated pterosaur running

  • @annadachowska24
    @annadachowska24 Рік тому +1

    David Hone told on his podcast that he was literally ignored like "no, we already animated that, can't fix it" (I'm not 100% sure he was saying about That Show, but seems likely

  • @klaauc.
    @klaauc. Рік тому +3

    I didnt watch the show and I cried. Love your humor

  • @theredmeanie
    @theredmeanie Рік тому +5

    Whats up evo, another great vid, love it, keep up the great work, hope ur ok!

    • @theredmeanie
      @theredmeanie Рік тому

      Most of the time the dinos ignore Fry, but that time where one tried to bite him? It's like the animators and the writers didnt work together

  • @left4newbz
    @left4newbz Рік тому +1

    "Entertainment value there is to ripping it to shreds" was my whole reason for getting hyped lol.

  • @Charlie._.Niron22
    @Charlie._.Niron22 Рік тому +2

    You know...
    7 year old me when I first watched Prehistoric Park, I illegitimately believed everything they showed(You know, "Look Pops! TIME TRAVEL") until my Sister, who I will never forgive, showed me the truth...
    But, genuinely If I saw this when I was 7, Either I would be Horrified beyond meaning, or Fallen asleep...

  • @cannonfodder9724
    @cannonfodder9724 Рік тому +4

    You have been roasting this poor show for so long 😂

  • @matthewsproles46
    @matthewsproles46 Рік тому +3

    When do you think the next dlc will get announced

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +1

      at this point I really have no idea! All I can say is: hopefully soon!

  • @thedinodude
    @thedinodude Рік тому +2

    Don't forget to add Steven fry when talking about dinosaur (with Stephen fry)

  • @marvelsomething1952
    @marvelsomething1952 Рік тому +1

    Ngl I hope Fry got a big paycheck for that. That's an insult to him that they had him do that. The guy is ridiculously smart and probably genuinely thought he was helping teach people stuff.

  • @combatkiwi8160
    @combatkiwi8160 Рік тому +3

    I hope prehistoric plant season tow doesn’t go down the same path that dinosaur did

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +1

      I don't think they will ;) The first season already shows their level of quality

    • @generalpierogi7781
      @generalpierogi7781 Рік тому +1

      prehistoric plant 😂😂😂

    • @Frobilen
      @Frobilen Рік тому

      They've got Hollywood money backing them up, i honestly doubt it would plummet down to this level

  • @Phillyprodzofficial
    @Phillyprodzofficial Рік тому +3

    I’ve been waiting for this one

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +1

      thanks for checking it out, I hope you enjoy it ; )

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 Рік тому

    Hey, I didn't know we'd gone back in time to the 90's, neat!
    Also 3:06
    That's the god damn Ark stegosaurus! LMAO
    15:34
    Not only that but I'm PRETTY sure this is a clip from an "Up from the depths" video.

  • @ToastLord42
    @ToastLord42 Рік тому

    0:17 this is now my desktop wallpaper

  • @Lord_Lythronax
    @Lord_Lythronax Рік тому +3

    Is it possible that they purposely made It bad because they knew that people would talk about, making more people pay to see it just to laugh at it for how bad it is?

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому +3

      No I really don't think so haha "all press is good press" holds no water in this day and age. Also: they are not gaining anything from the coverage financially.

  • @vit-t680
    @vit-t680 Рік тому +3

    I think that’s a “so bad it’s good” scenario

    • @EvolutionSquare
      @EvolutionSquare  Рік тому

      If you go into it with the mindset to just have fun with a hate watch, then yes haha
      I kinda had fun watching each episode looking for Shorts material

    • @vit-t680
      @vit-t680 Рік тому

      @@EvolutionSquare I feel like this show was supposed to be bad, some errors are just too obvious

  • @nuke2099
    @nuke2099 Рік тому +2

    The use of ARK creatures such as the Pteranodon and Titanosaur and more was so stupid.

  • @23SquareHead
    @23SquareHead Рік тому +1

    I was fully expecting this to be made in like 2010, but it came out this year!? Wth how did this happen?

  • @salmansengul
    @salmansengul Рік тому +4

    Stephen Fry is a great actor and comedian. Pretty sure he has lost a bet and had to do this show!

  • @SasquatchPJs
    @SasquatchPJs Рік тому +1

    This whole thing almost feels like a screen test that was meant to be pitched to someone to try to get a budget for the real, full production, fact checked version but instead someone pushed it out as is.

  • @jurassicmation8440
    @jurassicmation8440 Рік тому +1

    I’m thinking about making a multiplayer dinosaur hunt where can play as the Hunters or a dinosaurs it takes place in a dinosaur theme park in the near future where you as the hunter you have to get the dinosaurs back in their enclosure and as a dinosaur you have to eat everybody until there’s no more survivors left or attack them with your horns end of a deadly herbivore weapon I’m thinking about making it when I have a chance it will probably have voice chat but what do you think?:)

  • @santocaputo2965
    @santocaputo2965 Рік тому +1

    Prehistoric planets cgi makes it look like the dinosaurs are actually there, but dinosaur (with Stephen fry) makes it look like bad cgi models