This Commenter had a Meltdown on Bao's Newest Video

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  • @Saritnem001
    @Saritnem001 Місяць тому +2195

    "Officer help! I came here to watch Batman but theres only clips of Bruce Wayne!"

    • @aidenstormo7371
      @aidenstormo7371 Місяць тому +61

      Good one, bro! 😂

    • @andreas.2494
      @andreas.2494 Місяць тому +141

      "I ASKED FOR PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN BUT I ONLY GOT PHOTOS OF PETER PARKER!"

    • @vashta_nerada
      @vashta_nerada Місяць тому +45

      @@andreas.2494 'Why did you send me a bunch of selfies, Parker?!'

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 Місяць тому +26

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS SUPERMAN ITS JUST CLARK KENT SUPERMAN DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES

    • @DemiSupremi
      @DemiSupremi Місяць тому +3

      @Manncake to be fair. Unlike most superheroes. Clark Kent is the alter ego to Superman/Kal-El.

  • @butternuts842
    @butternuts842 Місяць тому +4036

    Man really got angry seeing a real woman

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 Місяць тому +203

      his phobia triggert

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 Місяць тому +220

      It's a sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @darklazerx7913
      @darklazerx7913 Місяць тому +19

      extremely relatable

    • @delicioustoes1136
      @delicioustoes1136 Місяць тому +29

      WOMEN??!?!?!?!?!?!!??? 😡😡🤬🤬

    • @HutchTheWolf
      @HutchTheWolf Місяць тому +82

      Personally, I tend to avoid “face reveal” posts/videos; unless the cc posts it themselves. Kinda ruins the mystique and immersion if some rando does it instead.
      *This* dude is just schizo, though. Could be cognitive dissonance; his parasocial relationship being with the models and not Bao herself…

  • @olgoblin4593
    @olgoblin4593 Місяць тому +3149

    This is the same energy as saying "YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!" to Walmart

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 Місяць тому +105

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried.

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 Місяць тому +6

      Bao really is the Walmart of Vtubers

    • @rockinggamerdude
      @rockinggamerdude Місяць тому +1

      Lol

    • @amelianyoom9545
      @amelianyoom9545 Місяць тому

      @VydijaRuksana okay sir… have a nice day… please come again

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh Місяць тому +2

      “IM UNFOLLOWING!!” like nobody gaf

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat Місяць тому +388

    E-Whore is my favorite Winnie the Pooh character

  • @TheThomasCW
    @TheThomasCW Місяць тому +1456

    Dude spent 20+ years seeing only in the second dimension, then saw the Z-Axis in action and his mind was torn in two.

    • @lolzmanxd3368
      @lolzmanxd3368 Місяць тому +80

      His very essence was torn asunder after realizing that there is a world beyond the digital one

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono Місяць тому +39

      wait until he realizes that reality exists on the fourth axis of time, that's like twice as much dimensions he's used to

    • @pedrodvg
      @pedrodvg Місяць тому +43

      This guy is the whole Plato cave but in the end he decided to try throw hands with the sky 😂

    • @themanthemyth111
      @themanthemyth111 Місяць тому +6

      That Z axis really be doing things to my brain

    • @TheMorriganAensland
      @TheMorriganAensland Місяць тому

      What's weird is she's shown her Fleshy IRL Body multiple times before this!!

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation Місяць тому +2325

    Dude saw that Bao is actually a real person irl and decided to have a complete meltdown lol

    • @samuelfawell9159
      @samuelfawell9159 Місяць тому +97

      You mean… she’s not a anime girl IRL? NO!

    • @LRBClips
      @LRBClips Місяць тому +59

      Bro told us "I get none, even though I try" without actually saying it.

    • @ManiX207
      @ManiX207 Місяць тому +7

      tbf - not defending that dude but yeah i can see how people can sees boas content humor as ai xD

    • @LRBClips
      @LRBClips Місяць тому +15

      @@ManiX207 She DO be unhinged.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Місяць тому +7

      @@ManiX207 How?

  • @DeathLeprecon
    @DeathLeprecon Місяць тому +807

    IRL women and touching grass. Bro's two greatest fears.

    • @petergao96
      @petergao96 Місяць тому +27

      Now she just needs to take a shower

    • @luriothelucario250
      @luriothelucario250 Місяць тому +17

      @@petergao96Thats not happening…

    • @Spooky-e4c
      @Spooky-e4c Місяць тому +1

      No one touches grass. Stop repeating what you hear others say.

    • @jessieloise2152
      @jessieloise2152 Місяць тому

      I mean he got really toxic for no reason but he's right. You will never see someone like bao at an event like holofes. Bao will never be treated like a normal vtuber because she isn't one, and that's fine as long as tourists don't come in and try to change norms to appease the vocal minority

    • @kizetherz
      @kizetherz Місяць тому +9

      @@Spooky-e4c touching grass literally means being in contact with nature, aka being outside. stop taking everything so literal.
      also people do touch grass: hikers, people who go on picnics, people who play sports in fields, etc.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Місяць тому +823

    Bao and her friends should make another video. This time, they go outside, travel to multiple sites, all in pursuit to find who tf asked.

  • @TheAlienmorph
    @TheAlienmorph Місяць тому +1522

    There's a reason Merry made a career out of memes and shitposts lmao

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE Місяць тому +61

      Dude is the king of that shit 😂

    • @neraslight4997
      @neraslight4997 Місяць тому +46

      And we love him for that

    • @Eiji475
      @Eiji475 Місяць тому +19

      And depressing comics that make me sad

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks Місяць тому +5

      whos that?

    • @bluexskyes
      @bluexskyes Місяць тому +27

      @@growingoaks CEO of Merryweather Media, the guy who dubbed the comment on the clip

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 Місяць тому +436

    That guy is probably the only person to ever genuinely get fooled by Perry the platypus putting on his hat, he is the same guy who would get fooled by Team Rocket's disguise

    • @Ruinah
      @Ruinah Місяць тому +27

      "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts Місяць тому +17

      A cat?
      Raora the BEEG CAT?!

    • @RavetheLucario179
      @RavetheLucario179 Місяць тому +3

      This guy saw the sentient hot dog movie and lost touch since.

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz Місяць тому +2

      ​@@BNuts We Chattini might be stupid...
      (But we never would call a queen bad names)

  • @okname5335
    @okname5335 Місяць тому +748

    mans whole world view was shattered by mushroom foraging

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 Місяць тому +31

      Child found Santa without a costume then got really upset and cried about it.

    • @Arrynek01
      @Arrynek01 Місяць тому +18

      Compare that to Thor's story from the shoot. That they met a random dude in the middle of the woods and he recognized him as PirateSoftware. So they had a chill chat and he was on his way.

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 Місяць тому +8

      @@Arrynek01Thor being a face streamer helps
      That and good old fashioned double standards for men

    • @willsword8100
      @willsword8100 Місяць тому +3

      The plot of Super Mario Bros is it not?

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora Місяць тому +419

    My favorite part of this is that this isn’t even the first time Bao has done an IRL stream/video

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity Місяць тому +24

      Far from the first one, in fact. To my knowledge, she’s made a good number of IRL streams and videos.

    • @Derfalken
      @Derfalken Місяць тому +17

      ​@VydijaRuksana God, those rules are so cringe.

    • @N1CH0_N1N3
      @N1CH0_N1N3 Місяць тому +36

      ​@@Derfalken Taking into account that Japan has a history of stalking...
      The core of vtubing there is really to protect privacy, but that's not a rule.
      It's a rule to only respect the stream and if you know the vtuber's previous life or personal account, don't talk all the time.

    • @Helixneek
      @Helixneek Місяць тому

      ​@@DerfalkenBro, Hololive vtubers as considered idols. They do concerts and shit, and do you know how fucking nuts idol fans are?

  • @DKaiju7
    @DKaiju7 Місяць тому +801

    Bro couldn't have both. 😂 We eating like kings while he's trying to ration a single bean.

    • @PennyEvolus
      @PennyEvolus Місяць тому +60

      bro has his cake bro could eat his cake too but bro is throwing his cake in the bin

    • @roguescorner9042
      @roguescorner9042 Місяць тому +61

      Virgin "Only virtual 2D girls allowed" mindset vs Chad "Both is good" mindset.

    • @CryptidZealot
      @CryptidZealot Місяць тому +8

      And his bean isn't even physical, it's like having an imaginary friend, realizing they're real and going "WTF?!"

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 Місяць тому +871

    The thing I hate most about this whole situation is that Merry dropped that dramatic reading so fast that now all the other people doing one just don't hold up next to Merry's

    • @techead23
      @techead23 Місяць тому +84

      That accent was what made it perfect

    • @DinodieTonight
      @DinodieTonight Місяць тому +54

      I don't know man. Fredrik Knudsen's voice is iconic.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 Місяць тому +8

      Reminds me of that Flowers of Algernon reference from SAO Abridged.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Місяць тому +26

      If an idea spreads, best to take it as a compliment.
      Other said in an other way:
      “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
      ― Oscar Wilde

    • @KaradachTheHun
      @KaradachTheHun Місяць тому +6

      Roy Chiato's reading was also pretty damn good

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat Місяць тому +140

    I interpret this as “When you’re 2D I can at least delude myself into believing I have a chance”

    • @royal_stray7734
      @royal_stray7734 Місяць тому +4

      I agree...but I also get wanting the immersion and not wanting to see their irl faces. But then it's just easier to keep scrolling. Or maybe stick to watching only Holo or Phase

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Місяць тому

      ​@@royal_stray7734if he doesn't want to see irl faces.. he can play a game?? Read a novel? Like, what is this? A vtuber is a real person

    • @wrightcember
      @wrightcember Місяць тому

      @@royal_stray7734or ignore it!!

  • @lleom7838
    @lleom7838 Місяць тому +200

    Thanks to Merry, now I imagine this guy as a old century pastor getting baby rage mode mad over seeing a woman's exposed ankles to the public

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Місяць тому +147

    Just wait until he learns that Bao is not a 3d "e-wh*re" but a 4D whale tesseract.

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. Місяць тому +415

    Merryweather giving of major "piss drrrRRRRrrrroplets" and "I'm going to piss on the moooon!" energy!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal Місяць тому +32

      Merry would piss on the moon, unironically.
      edit: TBF, so would I.

    • @tristanribeiro7903
      @tristanribeiro7903 Місяць тому +2

      it's so true ! Now I can't unhear it ! 😭🤣

    • @eveasterville7252
      @eveasterville7252 Місяць тому +3

      I love snapcube quotes lol

  • @tigris115
    @tigris115 Місяць тому +804

    Ok anytime a dude unironically refers to women as "females," he's gone

    • @isntyournamebacon
      @isntyournamebacon Місяць тому +97

      Always makes me think of the Ferengi from DS9. "FEE-MALES". Guy is nuts. Bao 'shroom hunting. Oh no lol

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 Місяць тому +4

      have you guys ever seen that video of tim pool childishly banging his desk and saying "ukraine is the greatest enemy of mankind"? for me this was like that but instead of "ukraine" it's "females" lmao.

    • @samuraitadpole5459
      @samuraitadpole5459 Місяць тому +27

      "in today's news if you call something what it is you're apparently crazy"

    • @ninjakirby777
      @ninjakirby777 Місяць тому +135

      @@samuraitadpole5459ok but like you can tell there’s a difference between how that post was saying it to someone saying it normally

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 Місяць тому

      You can just say woman bro ​@@samuraitadpole5459

  • @jilliancrawford7577
    @jilliancrawford7577 Місяць тому +533

    Man got butthurt that his "immersion was ruined". Great way to handle things like this is to laugh at it.
    This needs to be a Copypasta.

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 Місяць тому +31

      A sad child that found santa without a costume, got really upset then cried about it.

    • @alvintollah
      @alvintollah Місяць тому +12

      Merry's recitement cements its Copypasta status. 😂

    • @thebraveguy9808
      @thebraveguy9808 Місяць тому +1

      What is the appeal of copypastas? I've never really understood why people think they're hilarious. That's not trying to be judgy btw, I just genuinely don't get it yet.

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist Місяць тому

      It's just the absurdity of it that makes me exhale in a certain manner​@@thebraveguy9808

    • @HypercomboProduction
      @HypercomboProduction Місяць тому +9

      ​@thebraveguy9808
      Same reasons why people like memes and other repetitive jokes. They are funny, come out of left field, and can be an inside joke, but random enough that others can join in on the fun.

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon Місяць тому +221

    Merry's dub is S-tier. 🤣

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej Місяць тому +143

    While anonymity is a major reason for people to do Vtubing, it’s not the only reason. Besides, people doxxed Camilla, and I don’t think she streams her irl face.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 Місяць тому +35

      She did meet fans face to face (With mask on)
      The person who stalked her I think it was heavily hinted he gave the gift with the tracker to her in person

    • @snappingbrute02
      @snappingbrute02 Місяць тому +31

      ​@mk_gamíng0609 yeah he confirmed to the police that it was in the gift he gave her (she talks about it in a video she posted). I can't imagine the fear of something like that happening

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej Місяць тому +13

      @@snappingbrute02 there are some crazy people out there. Horrible, crazy people

    • @CyanAmity
      @CyanAmity Місяць тому +11

      @@snappingbrute02yeah, that is certainly some scary shit. And what made me completely lose faith in humanity was when the basement dwellers came crawling out and had the audacity to blame CAMILA for what happened… that made me SO angry 🤬

    • @Power-1Thouzand
      @Power-1Thouzand Місяць тому

      ​@@mk_gamíng0609✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

  • @drabkebab
    @drabkebab Місяць тому +74

    A VTuber is not a virtual person, they are a real person with a virtual persona

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 Місяць тому +8

      This is a crazy person who wrote that..and your 100% right the PERSON is the VTuber that uses a Vtuber Model, not the other way around. This Guy probably thinks that a Truck Driver MUST go everywhere with his truck ( including the bathroom and inside his house) or he isn't a truckdriver.

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD Місяць тому +1

      No, it depends on the vtuber if they want to interact with it, it can be a virtual person that they play as, like an actor, I'll argue that an actor can be described as a virtual person, fake from behavior to attire.

    • @drabkebab
      @drabkebab Місяць тому

      @@BlackTakGolD In that case it's still the persona that is virtual, the person is still a real person. It's just that their virtual persona happens to be of a character instead of being a virtual persona of themselves. If anything that makes the VTuber even *_less_* virtual, because they are one more degree removed from their virtual persona

    • @BlackTakGolD
      @BlackTakGolD Місяць тому

      @@drabkebab I'm not saying that there isn't a real person, it's a different thing. I'm saying that how people treat characters enacted in a movie as people of their own, is less about 'personas' which imply a level of desired focus to the real person by said person, while things like 'highly immersive vtubers' or actors in a movie as characters, differ in how they are treated by the audience, they are considered as virtual persons with their own contextualization, behaviors, attire, and the actor tries their best to make a separate individual than their own, rather than an implied extension like a persona, and more importantly, the audience treats it as a separate completely new person by their suspension of disbelief.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Місяць тому

      They want the persona because the persona has a story behind it. Then they lose it when they realize…shit it was just that…a story

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 Місяць тому +148

    Bao: "I am the most pure being on this Earth."
    I'm reporting this video for deceptive content.

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts Місяць тому +23

      Bao _is_ pure. Pure thirst.

    • @Ragnarok222R
      @Ragnarok222R Місяць тому +11

      ​@@BNuts it's a good thing she's a whale. If she wasn't aquatic she'd instantly die of thirst.

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 Місяць тому +36

    Ngl the words "e-whore" really made me think of "Eeyore", which just made it funnier to me.

  • @ChrisBleu
    @ChrisBleu Місяць тому +56

    Man practically created a copypasta unironically because he saw a real woman 🤣

  • @spoon2736
    @spoon2736 Місяць тому +230

    Fred using his Down the Rabbithole voice nearly fucking killed me

    • @hoggo3789
      @hoggo3789 Місяць тому +14

      Yes! I found that one first. Comedy gold

    • @HarrisBoe
      @HarrisBoe Місяць тому +1

      Fat Nuts Frank did a reading? I gotta find that.

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 Місяць тому +6

      So is Fred actually Down the Rabbit hole or he did a really good impression?
      Edit: Nevermind, don't answer that, i already feel stupid enough

    • @icarusthorn9739
      @icarusthorn9739 Місяць тому +2

      @@heistingcrusader_ad3223 lmaoooo

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 Місяць тому +1

      I was just expecting a meow meow PURR at the end

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 Місяць тому +183

    "Thanks for the content, viewer" -Bao, probably

  • @brianwalsh1339
    @brianwalsh1339 Місяць тому +83

    People unironically say this shit online and then wonder why it’s so hard to talk to girls.

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Місяць тому +2

      *talk to breathing entities.
      Aint no way anyone wants to spend time with this sort of personality

    • @marmu9197
      @marmu9197 29 днів тому

      @@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoatexactly, I’m a dude and I tend to hang out in lots of spaces where I, regrettably, have to talk to people like this a bit more than the average person (I’m very into Warhammer 40k, Magic the gathering, etc.) And like… they’re so fucking miserable like dude yes social interaction can be hard but it’s hard for you because you’re trying to like “scientifically” prove that women are a different species or some shit

  • @Vitharasdfg
    @Vitharasdfg Місяць тому +46

    "Sir, please, let go of my arm, i asked if you wanted pickles with your burger" kind of energy.

  • @Sycrxw
    @Sycrxw Місяць тому +21

    3:27 I love the visceral "I was completely covered" lmao

  • @Tonixman
    @Tonixman Місяць тому +22

    Bro literally saw an IRL woman and chose "fight or flight"!

  • @alvintollah
    @alvintollah Місяць тому +66

    My guy might actually believe that Roger Rabbit is a documentary. 😂

  • @dekarot5990
    @dekarot5990 Місяць тому +57

    All I hear is lemongrab and was waiting for to hear “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!”

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll Місяць тому +27

    Bro is the embodiment of the shadow on the cave allegory. Some bro comes in and shows him a real woman and he’s like “nah I like my shadow women.”

  • @spannerbrain
    @spannerbrain Місяць тому +145

    Dude woke up from bed that morning and chose madness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Місяць тому +7

      Yeah... he went One Step Beyond

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 Місяць тому +4

      People who make schizo posts like this do not sleep

    • @novafloresca7758
      @novafloresca7758 Місяць тому +1

      @@autohmae *ska intensifies*

    • @funghiman8492
      @funghiman8492 Місяць тому

      *brainlessness

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Місяць тому

      @@novafloresca7758 I knew at least a few people would get the reference. 🙂

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool Місяць тому +395

    I haven't seen a meltdown this large since the numi jeans arc ended

    • @bruvlodski317
      @bruvlodski317 Місяць тому +24

      The what?

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 Місяць тому +14

      Jeans arc?
      Do tell. Sounds funny.

    • @clawsthewolf89
      @clawsthewolf89 Місяць тому +8

      Elaborate dear sir

    • @Afrochilla
      @Afrochilla Місяць тому +21

      I'm still not mentally over the numi jeans arc.

    • @freedomscale2957
      @freedomscale2957 Місяць тому

      @@clawsthewolf89 ua-cam.com/video/gnJY3-8BEHU/v-deo.html

  • @joshualee4720
    @joshualee4720 Місяць тому +29

    Imagine getting clowned on by the very egirl you’re simping for 😂😂😂

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 Місяць тому +10

      I hoped he watched that stream and had another hissy fit when he realised she had an entire segment dedicated to clowning on him.

  • @lunar9342
    @lunar9342 Місяць тому +25

    He's just upset that Bao wasn't actually a 30+ balding, overweight man.

  • @ASRA177
    @ASRA177 Місяць тому +22

    this has saying "i'll take my business elsewhere" at home depot vibes

  • @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993
    @kuyalumpiangsariwa8993 Місяць тому +28

    How peaceful it must be for him..... To have a mind unburdened by thought

  • @traductus3337
    @traductus3337 Місяць тому +189

    "please pick a f-ing lane" ... man, if it was not clear before, you can tell by this line, that this dude is a league player.

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown Місяць тому +33

      To be fair the Pick a Lane saying has been around years before League. I remember hearing it when I was a kid.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry Місяць тому +34

      Lanes… refer to driving. So many people who don’t play that shit say lane.
      Then again whoever this guy is probably doesn’t have a license and never goes outside so maybe that is the kind of lane he means

    • @TheInhumanBeatdown
      @TheInhumanBeatdown Місяць тому +6

      @@Somerandomjingleberry This is true though as a metaphor its often meant stay with something you're good at and focus on it, don't split your attention across multiple things.

    • @user-zl9vh2xr6b
      @user-zl9vh2xr6b Місяць тому +2

      @@Somerandomjingleberry henry ford was top 500 in league

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Місяць тому

      ​@@user-zl9vh2xr6bunlikely. Bro had to have been wood 4, otherwise there's no way he'd ever succeed with a company

  • @Timeskipper-g2n
    @Timeskipper-g2n Місяць тому +109

    Damn, dude is really mad that women have bodies for some reason.

    • @jays.6843
      @jays.6843 Місяць тому +31

      You just summarized chronically online alt-right weirdos as a whole.

    • @Timeskipper-g2n
      @Timeskipper-g2n Місяць тому +12

      @@jays.6843 That was my intention.

    • @lunavioleta001
      @lunavioleta001 Місяць тому +7

      Probably the same type of guy who gets mad over video game characters not being "hot enough".

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Місяць тому

      Headcanon: it's a bot angry that "a fellow virtual being" turned out to have a body. He's just a human-bot segragationist jealous of someone being able to be in two realms at once

  • @EdwardJamesSuico
    @EdwardJamesSuico Місяць тому +61

    Reality can be hard for certain people.

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 Місяць тому +18

    That dub is fire. And the original commentor is unhinged.

  • @FalkaRiannon
    @FalkaRiannon Місяць тому +24

    God that comment gives of "You are not only cheating the game, you are cheating yourself." and "I am already 12!" energy.

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez Місяць тому +62

    It's like blud was originally worried about Bao's safety like what happened with Camila but he got so worked up that he wrote that, or it's a banger troll comment 😂😂😂

    • @kaeinnn
      @kaeinnn Місяць тому

      I really hope it's a troll comment. Because what they're actually saying is "anyone (woman) that shows their face deserves getting their house broken into".... really exudes "she deserved it for wearing a mini-skirt" energy

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 Місяць тому +2

      Either way, it's psychotic behavior to have the time to write all of it 😅

  • @Vanom.
    @Vanom. Місяць тому +59

    Bro was rattling off that copypasta like the climax of a shakespeare play 😂

  • @tenshishinamori5109
    @tenshishinamori5109 Місяць тому +89

    "BEEEEEE SOME EEEEEEE WHOOOOORE!" in Merry's accent is hilarious.

  • @dh7367
    @dh7367 Місяць тому +17

    Imagine being offended by Bao being a real human, I was more shocked Thor had legs and Bao breached his moat of grass the natural vtuber repellent.

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB Місяць тому +27

    Bao went out and touched grass and my boy got jealous of the grass smh

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat Місяць тому +1

      I don't think he has a concept of what grass is, maybe he's upset that the video triggered his fear of the outside

  • @saximaphone
    @saximaphone Місяць тому +8

    Merry sounds like a fucking 90's cartoon villain in that clip lol
    And Spoon sounds like Torbek.

  • @charlesmurphy5644
    @charlesmurphy5644 Місяць тому +52

    I can’t take how freaking cute Bao’s chibi model is‼️😺

    • @charlesmurphy5644
      @charlesmurphy5644 Місяць тому +8

      PS How could anyone be upset seeing such a cute irl girl! Her eyes are so amazing 😻

    • @xinlou6707
      @xinlou6707 Місяць тому +1

      Yea i love the chibi trend thats going on with vtuber models.

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 Місяць тому

      @@charlesmurphy5644and she’s really pretty tbh her numi yuzu squ juniper i could go on and on 😂😂😂

    • @awesomeiphone597
      @awesomeiphone597 Місяць тому

      @@xinlou6707same

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 Місяць тому +1

      It suits her way more than it should. Like, it perfectly distills her Little Shit Energy

  • @mithosaurion151
    @mithosaurion151 Місяць тому +20

    Bro said something cringe and ACTUALLY got replied to with a laughing anime girl reaction. 😂

  • @arkardomx
    @arkardomx 28 днів тому +1

    “You have to be pure to become a Super Saiyan…” Bao is pure. Pure gooner to the core

  • @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson
    @TheDudeGuyBroManPerson Місяць тому +8

    The audacity to be a real person, smh. 😂

  • @RedUnit10
    @RedUnit10 Місяць тому +13

    How dare Bao be an attractive and funny real woman! Who does she think she is? A living being!?

  • @hoao9007
    @hoao9007 Місяць тому +7

    Someone doesn't want to accept the fact that behind a Vtuber is still a f**king real person.

  • @evd549
    @evd549 Місяць тому +50

    See if he wrote dialog for Bethesda NPCs maybe it wouldn’t be so repetitive

    • @crystalcat64
      @crystalcat64 Місяць тому +3

      Man reminded me more of Elden Ring. Real "CUUUUUUURSE YOU, BAYLE!" energy

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 Місяць тому +10

    Lowkey wanna hear Gianni Gabriel cover this it would be so fucking funny.

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup Місяць тому +2

      You could try sending it to him for 30$ on kofi!

  • @CreamyFacial
    @CreamyFacial Місяць тому +22

    Bro really said, "My Queen! How Dare You!"

  • @blazestorms2009
    @blazestorms2009 Місяць тому +24

    Merry reading this made it 20x funnier

  • @FrogWizard224
    @FrogWizard224 Місяць тому +9

    The absolute best content is reading youtube comments as an english aristocrat

  • @PinBiohazard
    @PinBiohazard Місяць тому +3

    Mans got a serious case of "Need To Touch Grass" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052
    @passiveaggresivesquirrel2052 Місяць тому +19

    "muh immersion" with some misogyny sprinkled in, truly a cherry on top.

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs Місяць тому

      Nah, it's a heaping plateful of misogyny with "muh immersion" as a garnish.

  • @Nintendo_Gamer1889
    @Nintendo_Gamer1889 Місяць тому +9

    Holy shit.....this guy needs a hug.

  • @kingblue2646
    @kingblue2646 Місяць тому +2

    The duality of man;
    The completely virtual being vs. the e-skank.

  • @Desdelon
    @Desdelon Місяць тому +13

    Mans was probably seeing a woman irl for the first time in 20 years and it reminded him of his mother that would always put him in a kennel for misbehaving. Mans just has PTSD 😂

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast Місяць тому +10

    Bro forgot he was watching the couch gooner

  • @Naivorful
    @Naivorful Місяць тому +6

    The mushroom video was very fun. Was watching it while having a high fever and hallucinating, which was an INTERESTING combination, I tell you!

  • @awesomephantom4161
    @awesomephantom4161 Місяць тому +22

    0:20 you could say his funny bone is broken. 😉

    • @EthanSeville
      @EthanSeville Місяць тому

      ua-cam.com/video/cWSvI3F5kdQ/v-deo.htmlsi=DtdZ3s37nffEQ30m
      Womp womp womp

  • @flashtheshapeshafter
    @flashtheshapeshafter Місяць тому +15

    Same energy as the you are not a gamer and the phrase it's just a game, dudes really going through it just because he found out she is indeed an actual person😂

  • @sleepydrifter6355
    @sleepydrifter6355 Місяць тому +10

    Yo, that Merryweather cover goes so hard with the music, I could rewatch it so many more times. 😂

  • @RiviaWolf
    @RiviaWolf Місяць тому +24

    😆merryweathers reading was so good 😆

  • @jaredthehawk3870
    @jaredthehawk3870 Місяць тому +6

    Guy would have a fatal aneurysm with Vex, Zolon, Papamutt, and friends... they show their faces often.

  • @UnsungPhoenix
    @UnsungPhoenix Місяць тому +3

    idk how people like that can't just be happy that a vtuber is actually female instead of a dude with a voice changer 😂 like, thank god i dont have to sit here and question it

  • @ClawManV3
    @ClawManV3 Місяць тому +2

    This entire post has big "It's called ANIME, DAD" vibes. I can only hear it with the voiceover from the "What's all that racket/Mirada Fija" copypasta.

  • @DatFatThor
    @DatFatThor Місяць тому +4

    The funniest part of this entire thing is bro apparently missed the multiple irl streams Bao has done lmao

  • @kittykayla3777
    @kittykayla3777 Місяць тому +3

    Her laugh killed me and made me laugh pretty hard

  • @friendlyhobo6483
    @friendlyhobo6483 Місяць тому +22

    Sounds like something Lucy would say as joke.

  • @Sir_Saki
    @Sir_Saki Місяць тому +11

    I said it before but man, bro was having a whole crash out over seeing people mushroom hunting.
    He must not have seen Bao before cause this ain't the first time she's shown herself irl. I TRULY wonder what was going through his mind to type all that out lol.

  • @Adam.C
    @Adam.C Місяць тому +4

    Bruh, took 2D over 3D to a whole other level.

  • @dieselsandwich42
    @dieselsandwich42 Місяць тому +2

    Touching grass isn't gonna help that guy, he's gotta touch mushrooms.

  • @JTBassvocals
    @JTBassvocals Місяць тому +5

    This guy reminds me of a quote from a robotic character. I think the bot was from borderlands and he said something like this:
    "I am neither man nor woman, but both deserve more respect than you."

  • @ramanzombie1914
    @ramanzombie1914 Місяць тому +1

    Dude's gonna lose his shit when he finds out about voice actors having their names available to the public

  • @OriginalCalcharo
    @OriginalCalcharo Місяць тому +3

    MERRY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's like a real life Sebastian from kuroshitsuji

  • @ALowlyWretch
    @ALowlyWretch Місяць тому +4

    From what I gather by this poster's logic the only "real" Vtuber is Neuro-Sama since they are completely a virtual entity.

  • @nyzurix2586
    @nyzurix2586 Місяць тому +6

    just wait till the dude learns bout the fansly

  • @joeramsay6269
    @joeramsay6269 Місяць тому +2

    Dude was really like “I’m gonna show everyone how much of a moron I am”

  • @joerenzi2373
    @joerenzi2373 Місяць тому +5

    Wait a second.....Bao isn't really a literal animated character? *flips table while crying and shidding pants*

  • @BlueBerry2283
    @BlueBerry2283 Місяць тому +4

    I said it before and I'll say it again. He got uncomfortable seeing that his little fantasy was actually about a real woman and couldn't handle it

  • @KLBR_42665
    @KLBR_42665 Місяць тому +5

    that guy is probably seething right now lol

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 Місяць тому +1

    I can't stop watching this video. Freaking Merry should make this a series.

  • @jamesvivian2855
    @jamesvivian2855 Місяць тому +4

    I hope this unhinged rant becomes an immortal copypasta shitpost up with the marine seal rant

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 Місяць тому +6

    Bro crashed out so badly a monsterfker was laughing at him.

  • @Primallunacresenteclipse
    @Primallunacresenteclipse Місяць тому +6

    that commenter give vibes of that bad steryotype of "i only like 2D over 3D women" anime nerd.
    edit: 7:42 is exactly hlo i imagined them sounding like lol

  • @sugoiboi6969
    @sugoiboi6969 Місяць тому +2

    Hearing a number of these names all in the same place; Fredrik Knudsen, PrincessElle, Merryweathery, it's like having dolls from different IP's on the same shelf. I love it.

  • @stumpynubs7639
    @stumpynubs7639 Місяць тому +23

    I think they have not been taking their meds

    • @dankmemester123
      @dankmemester123 Місяць тому +4

      bro was like "you need to be using your vtuber model to avoid insane people, like me!".

  • @122Delta
    @122Delta Місяць тому +1

    Seeing her do fun things irl brings me joy

  • @atlusc
    @atlusc Місяць тому +3

    "Not my kayfabe" 😭