Manga tho, She came out 100% okay while everyone else was either in a baggie or in the hands of an EMP If the anime did follow the manga at that point everyone including Revy would have looked like a bitch in that arc
@@DaylinThaGemini nah that wasnt the chainsaw, that was the kukri... so that part is still the same to my recollection... still a beastly move to just snap a working chainsaw with a pair of glocks XD
@@crustybomb115 you pretty much can, in fact surprisingly a lot of things can break a chainsaw easily which is why its not meant to be a weapon but only a tool, and its basically a motorcycle chain with razors and I own a motorcycle myself and motorcycle chains will eventually decouple or derail from the gears at any given time or if it comes into contact to something it wasn't meant to come into contact with like a rock, unreliable as a weapon but still effective for intimidation and the butcher does use it as a tool to cut corpses for disposal and such although she be a clutz tho thinking she could bring a tool to a gunfight plus if she even loses her talking device she just loses the will to live, honestly she is the weakest female character in black lagoon
@@traphimawari7760 i do agree with the chainsaw part... what i do feel is abit understated tho, is shattering a machette(effectively what the kukri is) with your jaw strength alone is fucking inhuman levels of strength... like, maybe gorillas and orangutans can pull that off... but deffo not humans
@@crustybomb115 she is somewhat akin to a supersoldier she one handed Dutch and a Barret 50 cal so stopping a kukri with her teeth is not even a challenge at that point, like CJ said she is a terminator, heck during the chase scene in Roberta's blood trail she was literally driving the same motorcycle as the terminator along with the lever action shotgun, she is a walking terminator reference
*"Roberta is that one maid that is gentle with the family,but when they Leave the house in her care....She is on Demon time 27/7,then when there's dead body's all over.....all she says is "My apologies for there intrusion,I handled it with care" ,she is light on the outside,but Is bigger than darkness on the inside"* 💀
Bruh, the way that Roberta went HAM in Roanapur the first time had just her description have everyone at DEFCON 2 IMMEDIATELY!!! The Bar still wasn't rebuilt!!
14:18 The most realistic shit i have seen in a anime , a man gets his balls hurt in any way and every man in a Radius of like 10 meters will react in horror
Damn, I loved this anime. EVERY raw and interesting character was a woman and I f***ing loved it. There’s a goth 21 year old chick that dresses in scrubs & wields a CHAINSAW when it’s time to go to work. No one even knows what she looks like in her regular clothes… Oh, and Roberta’s umbrella isn’t just A shotgun, it’s that good ol’ SPAS-12, dual action w/ the semi-auto setting. Ugh.
The fact that the umbrella gun is so underrated. I read a true story of a hitman who modified his umbrella to fire tiny pellets that have poison coatings that can't be detected till it's too late. Dude popped a guy in the back of the leg and it feels like a bug bite. Soon as the bus came close to stopping *bink* target's fate was sealed in 3 days
yup, Revy i like, at least she seems human under her trauma and rough exterior, Roberta is a super solider who is hyper protective and insane, and Balalaika, well....... She seeks nothing but to kill, cause pain, to have the world feel what she has felt in her past and the only way to reason with her is to either obey her or to have suffered through hell like she has.
Simba, if you go back to 17:47, not only is she hold the 50 with one arm but it also has a Milkor MGL attached to it, look at her hand and pan to the right.
She popped a bottle of Ritalin a central nervous system stimulant medication used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and, to a lesser extent, narcolepsy. It is a primary medication for ADHD.
I JUST SAW THE ROBERTA MOVIE NOT TOO LONG AGO! Me and some Twitch friends watched the whole show, then watched the movie a while after. Had me screaming at the demon energy. I already know I'm gonna love watching this reaction.
Just to let you know I watched the him and Roberta didn’t smash him and her just French kiss and Roberta just played with him to lure him into her trap
nah that title would be at the hands of balalaika... roberta is a close 2nd tho... considering she literally handled a 30 lb gun(the barret .50 cal) with hard recoil, STANDING with the use of JUST HER WRIST... and well... 1 man army doesnt quite come close to the leader of an organization that can start and win WW3 whenever tf they want to...
@@leonardomontealegre3284 At that point, I would've just go to the tallest building in the city and leap head first off of it or fight some police officers in the station in hopes that they kill me by shooting me than having to deal with Roberta. It isn't worth it talking it out at that point as that ship has sailed.
Its scary cause in the manga she didnt even take dmg, its like she completed the entire series on veteran taking jack shi and got the achievement for it😭😭
Ngl we talking about real roberta and how badass she is but let's talk about revy😂, yea roberta is a god but that's not even the point. Revy is a badass also💯
I saw the full thing spoilers Garcia kisses Roberta in personally think he did it to calm her dwon but somthing makes me feel like they ( Garcia and Roberta )had romantic feelings for eachother
Holy... some heavy weight fans in the chat here commenting on the manga. I just wanted to say the dub is amazing and more offensive than what CJ says. It's old school, f$%king real dialogue and not some politically correct woke bs.
The thing about this whole thing was that canonically? As in-- in the manga? She didn't take any damage. She low-diffed all of 'em😭😭
Oh hell nah
@@megatophat9200 nah its actually true, all she really got from THE ENTIRE TIME SHE WAS MASSACRING everything, was a couple of scratches
its facts- Anime had to nerf her cuz she was to dangerous
When a character is so savage in the manga they have to nerfed in the anime.
She still cute though with them battle wounds ngl.
Manga tho, She came out 100% okay while everyone else was either in a baggie or in the hands of an EMP
If the anime did follow the manga at that point everyone including Revy would have looked like a bitch in that arc
Didn't Roberta also bite the chainsaw instead of just breaking it?
@@DaylinThaGemini nah that wasnt the chainsaw, that was the kukri... so that part is still the same to my recollection... still a beastly move to just snap a working chainsaw with a pair of glocks XD
@@crustybomb115 you pretty much can, in fact surprisingly a lot of things can break a chainsaw easily which is why its not meant to be a weapon but only a tool, and its basically a motorcycle chain with razors and I own a motorcycle myself and motorcycle chains will eventually decouple or derail from the gears at any given time or if it comes into contact to something it wasn't meant to come into contact with like a rock, unreliable as a weapon but still effective for intimidation and the butcher does use it as a tool to cut corpses for disposal and such although she be a clutz tho thinking she could bring a tool to a gunfight plus if she even loses her talking device she just loses the will to live, honestly she is the weakest female character in black lagoon
@@traphimawari7760 i do agree with the chainsaw part... what i do feel is abit understated tho, is shattering a machette(effectively what the kukri is) with your jaw strength alone is fucking inhuman levels of strength... like, maybe gorillas and orangutans can pull that off... but deffo not humans
@@crustybomb115 she is somewhat akin to a supersoldier she one handed Dutch and a Barret 50 cal so stopping a kukri with her teeth is not even a challenge at that point, like CJ said she is a terminator, heck during the chase scene in Roberta's blood trail she was literally driving the same motorcycle as the terminator along with the lever action shotgun, she is a walking terminator reference
Thing is Roberta ACTUALLY said "your shoes is untied" in the anime.
And what's worse is revy's shows are ALWAYS untied
Roberta: *Gets Sniped*
Simba: Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roberta: *Gets up and runs*
Simba: WAIT DA F**K A MINUTE!!! 😳😳😳😳😳
WHAT DA F**K A MINUTE?!
TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
*"Roberta is that one maid that is gentle with the family,but when they Leave the house in her care....She is on Demon time 27/7,then when there's dead body's all over.....all she says is "My apologies for there intrusion,I handled it with care" ,she is light on the outside,but Is bigger than darkness on the inside"* 💀
Roberta will put 7 generations of your bloodline into clinically psych therapy!
True Black Air Force energy is when Exhibit A is over and you're like "What!? That was just exhibit A?"
Exhibit A alone was too much for us. Thought just Broly's Exhibit B was unnecessary,
Bruh, the way that Roberta went HAM in Roanapur the first time had just her description have everyone at DEFCON 2 IMMEDIATELY!!! The Bar still wasn't rebuilt!!
Bro that was the first time I've forgotten there was multiple exhibits 💀
14:18
The most realistic shit i have seen in a anime , a man gets his balls hurt in any way and every man in a Radius of like 10 meters will react in horror
Damn, I loved this anime. EVERY raw and interesting character was a woman and I f***ing loved it. There’s a goth 21 year old chick that dresses in scrubs & wields a CHAINSAW when it’s time to go to work. No one even knows what she looks like in her regular clothes…
Oh, and Roberta’s umbrella isn’t just A shotgun, it’s that good ol’ SPAS-12, dual action w/ the semi-auto setting. Ugh.
Not just any spas 12 its the spas 12 with the umbrella stock, the rarest spas of them all
The fact that the umbrella gun is so underrated. I read a true story of a hitman who modified his umbrella to fire tiny pellets that have poison coatings that can't be detected till it's too late. Dude popped a guy in the back of the leg and it feels like a bug bite. Soon as the bus came close to stopping *bink* target's fate was sealed in 3 days
Craziest part is in the manga and light novel she lost no limbs
Bailaka is even crazier than both Revy and Roberta.
that one has to be next...
yup, Revy i like, at least she seems human under her trauma and rough exterior, Roberta is a super solider who is hyper protective and insane, and Balalaika, well....... She seeks nothing but to kill, cause pain, to have the world feel what she has felt in her past and the only way to reason with her is to either obey her or to have suffered through hell like she has.
Revy is heartless at showing she has a heart. That's how I would sum up Revy.@@Yuki_Ika7
Simba, if you go back to 17:47, not only is she hold the 50 with one arm but it also has a Milkor MGL attached to it, look at her hand and pan to the right.
"Her hand went through his entire skull" Omni-man bullshit right there
She popped a bottle of Ritalin a central nervous system stimulant medication used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and, to a lesser extent, narcolepsy. It is a primary medication for ADHD.
"Peppermint Patty's homegirl went down a nasty path" LMAO THE CHAT IS HILARIOUS
I JUST SAW THE ROBERTA MOVIE NOT TOO LONG AGO! Me and some Twitch friends watched the whole show, then watched the movie a while after. Had me screaming at the demon energy. I already know I'm gonna love watching this reaction.
Simba doing a double take with the "Wait the fuck a minute-" made me spit out my water
Just to let you know I watched the him and Roberta didn’t smash him and her just French kiss and Roberta just played with him to lure him into her trap
It was hot tho, all the way to the point she smashed his skull in.
One hand no scope wit a .50 cal!?!? This bish is a saiyan…
Hopefully hell do Balalaika video too, just so badass trio would be complete!
6:51 Her backshots hits different 💯
Roberta is basically a Monster Megazord😂 HOW THE HOLY HAZELNUTS IS SHE HOLDING A BARRETT 50 CAL LIKE IT'S A TOY😂
She just built different. She’s the not the one you want to fuck with.
Roberta got that GTA cheatcode on her
I want to see what would happen If she had a child with Yujiro. COULD YOU IMAGINE IT????
Baki, I'm so sorry. You're getting your ass whooped again.
A potential brother or sister, by either of those ladies, to take on Baki? Interesting😏😏😏😏👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
5:25 Yes it is, she got that straight from the Oswald Cobblepot collection!
Roberta got Max Prestige Black Air Force Energy
8:59 "This bitch is a cheat code" 🤣🤣🤣
YESSIR! Been waitin' all DAY for this reaction!
Facts
Looks like Roberta can do other things then dishes
she can do everything but do the dishes -_-
Yes sir, I’ve been waiting for this. The Queen of Sit yo 🤬 down, and be humble. Roberta….She is her!!!
nah that title would be at the hands of balalaika... roberta is a close 2nd tho... considering she literally handled a 30 lb gun(the barret .50 cal) with hard recoil, STANDING with the use of JUST HER WRIST... and well... 1 man army doesnt quite come close to the leader of an organization that can start and win WW3 whenever tf they want to...
@@crustybomb115 That’s a fair take. Balalaika is boss lady, for a reason.
24:09 When I saw that she ate that sniper shot, I was like "what kinda hacks she got?!" Had that been any of us, we ain't getting back up
I was in the chat that day(kiddlyoko) and yall was SIMPING for Roberta...
And im yall😩
23:36
the screams prove the hostage is still alive.
1:45 them lips pulled the pins andi ain't talking about the mouth 🤣
Women I would definitely date:
1) Balalika
2) Roberta
3 Revy
So you've chosen death ?
Roberta deserves the title of "Madame Doctress"
@@Hatlegratzz nah with the way she protects garcia just dont give her a reason to believe you are cheating and you are set
@@leonardomontealegre3284 At that point, I would've just go to the tallest building in the city and leap head first off of it or fight some police officers in the station in hopes that they kill me by shooting me than having to deal with Roberta. It isn't worth it talking it out at that point as that ship has sailed.
@@leonardomontealegre3284 great point 👀
I'm sure other people have said it, but the fact that her in the show is after a nerf from the manga shows what a beast she really is...
Love of violence can cause arousal. But for a "demon" assassin it's strategy! 😂
She slayed the whole episode
Women in black lagoon are just a different breed simba
She must have held back fighting Revy
Drink or Smoke everytime Simba says THATS CRAZY LMAO
So... "liver or lungs in 2 seconds". Got it.
Its scary cause in the manga she didnt even take dmg, its like she completed the entire series on veteran taking jack shi and got the achievement for it😭😭
Ngl, I appreciate the acceleracers music going on in the back during the chase scene
Can you imagine Roberta and Yujiro having a baby together??? You talk about a whole ass OP DEMON in creation???
Fun fact, the second Revvy saw Roberta's Spaz umbrella her actual line crom the shlw was, "Dutch I know what I want for Christmas." 😂
Full on explanation: “he’s just another fatherless child”.
Yo Roberta is a DEMON! love black lagoon
12:50 she hit Revy with the shiruken from hell. Even Ken from street fighter shiruken didn't hit that hard
8:13 This is the hardest, most elegant floss move that I've ever seen in all of any anime from a woman. That's why I love my boo Roberta 😍🥰
the crazy thing...balalaika is the most dangerous one lol
Yesss she seeing the beast at work now 😂😂I might re watch this show
I wonder what kind of menace would be born if Roberta had a child by Yujiro?
dunno but im pretty sure that if he had one with balalaika the result would be way more terrifying...
@@crustybomb115 oh yeah you're right. i forgot about the stuff shes done.
That's a simple answer, Ragnarok would be born and Thor will cross over and shit bricks 😂
Dude, Darkseid would be shitting himself at the sight of that kid.
Ngl we talking about real roberta and how badass she is but let's talk about revy😂, yea roberta is a god but that's not even the point. Revy is a badass also💯
Id rather fight Roberta and Revy at the same time bare knuckle boxing then fight Balalaika in a 1v1
if roberta is a demon, balalaika is literally the entire dimension that is hell put into one person combined...
You dead either way
@@kp-williams5850 hey, im russian... technically, i have higher chances of survivabillity with balalaika than with roberta...
@@kp-williams5850 aye you never know, revy might give me mercy.......after breaking every bone in my body
**Terminator 2 theme intensifies**
it's was so crazy CJ didn't give a exhibit c
The real menace is shinji form shinji adventures
12:29 BRO REALLY HIT HER WITH THE SMART MOVE
React to CoryxKenshin Emily wants to play and outlast
the umbrella gun Roberta uses is a SPAS-12 shotgun.
I saw the full thing spoilers Garcia kisses Roberta in personally think he did it to calm her dwon but somthing makes me feel like they ( Garcia and Roberta )had romantic feelings for eachother
6:50 Her backshot hits completely different, on god
The fact that Roberta is a Cuban super soldier and Revy held her own against her shows just how ridiculous Revy is xD
I fucking *loved* Roberta, dude; she was a *nut!* Easily my favorite part about the anime aside from the main characters 😂
Ayeeee wasp and dammit!
I'd like to note that this is, to my knowledge, the first video CJ has used the Flood music from Halo. The fact that it fits is telling.
you know she got the ultra-instinct theme were ever she goes an stand by daring you to play
I need me a Roberta in my life
Love u simba best streamer no cap
She done took let them bullets fly to a whole mother level my nigga💀
Simba, I been waiting for this to drop, and your reaction!
24:06- 24:14
Yeah, she's a terminator remember. xD
By the way it should be noted that in the dub Roberta and Garcia are voiced by the voice actors for Rarity and Spike from My Little Pony.
Irony.
damn she own hell and everything innit
The doom music was a nice tuch
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I'm in 2023 just now seeing this 😂😂🤣😂😂
YO 😆 I loved this reaction video simba keep it up
He didn't actually get anywhere. 😂
Your reaction are the best ong💀
how have I never herd of this
Ha ha what the fuck
check out xiao yan vs nalan yanran ep 1 and 2 eng sub
Good reaction
Hi, nice reaction video
Which episode was that
Black lagoon wirh the ost ending like you thing always is a bad ending XD
What is the name of this anime I need to watch this
@Aaron Black Lagoon.
14:33 they are not having any kids
React to CoryxKenshin the evil within 1 and 2
i have a question for simba u smashin roberta?
funfact: in the manga se don't lose nothing.
He forgot the part where lil jit kissed her 💀
I'm realizing that SHE DIDN'T GET A EXIBT C all she got was a and b that's how crazy she is
That my wife right there
19:27 not my wife 😢 well time to go slide🕴🏿🪚
Holy... some heavy weight fans in the chat here commenting on the manga.
I just wanted to say the dub is amazing and more offensive than what CJ says.
It's old school, f$%king real dialogue and not some politically correct woke bs.
FIRST
Clean the rats
Barret 50s are fucking crazy, powerful and so fun to shoot. Look up Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics. Entertaining gun channels lol
Nah female me is crazy