Pokimane’s BF Broke Up With Her Over This 😅
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Trapped in an unskippable cutscene, bro spamming the A button
You don't understand how much this made me HOLLER 😂😂😂😂
@@nelobreeze5425 gold star funniest thing all day
😂😂😂😂
I'm dead 😂
Best comment 🤣
Right after he said "really?!" Bro went on autopilot mode😂
Yup!
Bro is even funnier after reading this
Uh-huh
Uh- yuh
🤣
This guy is the physical manifestation of "Damn that's crazy"
Haha I say that so much.....my other go to saying is "Whaat the heck?"
Me ASF 🤣
😂
Poki just be yapping. Hard to tell when she’s capping
She wasn’t capping she was telling the truth you’re the one who needs to stop yapping you sexist
nah she aint capping, legit i would of broken up with a girl thats mid and only about herself if she only played league,.
True seems like she didn’t care at all about the dude I would be too
She always been lame imagine how low the testosterone of her male fans are
Don't talk to my mommy like that gng🙏
Nick couldn't even pretend to be interested in that story.
Same
Nah fr. Except for the clout she gets from simps, she got nothing interesting about her.
True and based 😂
It was boring af
and that was it
Bro managed this conversation with like 20 words at most
I counted 10 words exactly lol
9 words:
Really, right, yea, yep, mhm, and, it, was, that
That's how ya do it. Got a chatty girl? You gotta learn to do this. A little less obvious though
@@Hallalemonshe won’t notice 😂 the power of the yap is too strong
@@ZDBray lmao
Bro's on number 1 hit list of her twitch mods 💀
Why? Haha. What's this story about her Twitch Mods?
@@yohan7083He "fumbled" the glorious pokimane that they'll never get to touch
Papa Gundam thinking:
"I'd never stop you from playing, Poki."
bro was REALLY hitting her with "damn bro... that's crazy"
"...but I don't remember asking."
Gotta Kevin Hart it.
@@pantherman8719or just do what everyone else does?
"Ain't reading all that."
"I'm happy for you,
tho"
"Or sorry that happened."
@@eirgo_s😊😊
She went from simping to getting simped.
Shoutout to all her mods that are still waiting for a hug from her.
A sniff
A hand shake
NAHHH
Shes kinda mid though idk y
Also getting a sample of her hair...😅
Dude had the “omg she is still talking” face almost the whole time
Bro hit her with the " Wow.. Thats Crazy,.. really?! that's crazy"
Bro was like: that's crazy🗿.. that's actually crazy🗿.. that's messed up🗿
vedal987 reference?
Yes 🐢@@rjaxel3915
@@rjaxel3915 that's the guy with his AI called Neuro. I'm not gonna lie some of the things coming out of Neuro's digital mouth is very strange.
“ and that was it “ he was waiting for her to be done talking 😂😂
This got me mad laughing😂
naah. men like this conversation.
@@mrpeace8820I don't
@@joshuahongio1801 you just prove me that you are not really a man. just like your profile
@@mrpeace8820 YOU like this conversation but u can’t speak for all men …
and hes watching this thinkin thank god i dodged a full clip of bullets
She told the truth you’re just being sexist
@@imory4492 pokimane is a walking redflag bro what she say thats the truth people broke cause they dont wanna buy her overpriced repackaged cookies or her old racist rants
@@imory4492 damn. you simping for a misandrist? holy.....
@@imory4492 says the one who doesnt even know what sexist means
@@captain_whiteice I know what sexist mean lil bro
Well, that man dodged a huge bullet of headache and drama
Malena pointing was actually funny
SNUUUS
Really wasn't
@@isaacshopov1223 👈 😶
☝😶
_I laughed_
Unlike the story.
@@isaacshopov1223maybe you do drugs
This is a “you drop a Damn bro…that’s crazy….but they keep talking” meme but in video format
I
Fr 😂
Than why did you watch long enough to respond? Just to leave a negative response? Your life is so trash that in order to make your self feel better you have to down other people. People like you who do that shit are pathetic 😂
😂
This is what happens when you tell a chick how great they are simple cuz you wanna sleep with them. After a while they start to believe it.
The “I’m mentally unstable” laugh got me 🤣
The fake stream laugh in other words
I doubt that was the full reason even if it was the actual reason. Women tend to only tell half the story concerning break ups😂😂
It’s like those ads on UA-cam that you can’t skip and it happens twice.
In Russia we don't have any ads tho, because of sanctions)
This time it was a horrendous third time somehow it happened idk how I got 3
@@cloud67899I was thinking yesterday if I ever started getting 3 ads I would disembowel the youtube managers
You probably had a playlist going and got 1 at the end of the video and 2 at the start of a new one
When the whole ad is 30 secs and you can only skip the last 5 seconds remaining....
LMAO
This guy is like CJ from gta tryna listen to one of his gfs stories 💀
Edit: all I hear him say on dates is "keep talking baby"
“Uh huhhh, this is so interesting, I’m just gonna listen”
Damn 😅😅
@@DANIELCHUKWUKERE Good profile pic MrJ747 thats all
"That's really interesting"
All ya had to do was follow the train CJ
Bro went in autopilot mode 😂😂😂
"and now its my career" 💀
she 100% practices laughing in front of a mirror
It seems to me when you reach the status she has, it is no longer a realm of humanity; it is a desire to maintain irrational power.
Broo that's what I'm saying I literally said she sounds like she's practiced this in the mirror and her laugh is fake asf
lol everything about her is fake, i wouldn't be surprised
No. Thats just what sociable people do
@@zate5355you think normal people just practice laughing in front of a mirror every morning? Genuinely?
Bro saved his mental, smart idea
Yeah bro I bet dating a multi millionaire who could solve all your financial issues must be so mentally taxing...
@@brettpope3573 she wasn't a multi millionaire at the time. she was just a regular girl
@@brettpope3573Yeah man, because highschool relationships tend to share their money and she was totally a multimillionaire back then before starting streaming.
Skill issue that he never scryed using his crystal ball so he could remain in an unfulfilling relationship so he could leech off her later.
Good take. Very well thought out.
@@RegReg02 Let's put this into context. Let's replace Pokimane with Chris Pratt (Similarly very liked or very disliked). Someone says "I bet she's glad she broke up with him she probably saved her mental"... like no that's dumb as fuck... unless the person you were dating is genuinely satan you're going to have regret about breaking up with someone who would've given you financial freedom as ultimately that is that opposite of mentally taxing
@@kronksstronkstonks6360 @RegReg02 you 2 are both doing sexist mental gymnastics if you're not catching my point here
bro was like "okay I shouldn't ask" 🤣🤣🤣
At one point he subconsciously thought “here she goes again.”
"This is so interesting. Im just gonna listen"
That's what my husband does all the time.
"My name is denise, denise robinson"
"Uh huh, REAL interesting."
Lol
@@aria.e Your man is man of culture
Her first bf dodged a nuke.
That's what I heard! Lol
Idk shawty got hella bread
@@0_____CJ-CJ______0 Yea but could you deal with shawty all the time
Well tbh explaining why you don't wanna do something and then the person just insists anyway is just weird. At least bring some logical argument or bring more factors to consider or smth. Don't just be like "come oooon" or like telling me basically "Ok I hear you but here's my idea - just do what I'm telling you but without the consequences you're warning me about. Now why won't you do that? :(" Like I wouldn't feel loved if someone treated me like this.
And a fat paycheck lol
You know what's the best about your storys?
The sound they make when they stop.
bro made the wisest choice of his entire life
Don't believe a second of this story.
You beta males actually care about whatever or not poki speaks the truth lmao, who cares
Yup sounds like a story taught by capmaster himself
Agree. I can imagine some of it being true but usually a lot more to the story. They always leave out the stuff that makes them look bad.
Why is this story not believable?💀
Dude she defo has couple lines every now and again lol
Malena just pops out of the void, 👉
Like Kassadin
More like 🫵
"And that was it?" Man was praying it was over.
Ill take "things that never happened" for a milli Alex
I don’t think she told the true story, she only told the part that wouldn’t make her look bad
He probably propped her because she played with male friends
@@maonekosimp
She definitely cheated. There's no way a HIGHSCHOOL guy broke up with a woman for "gaming too much". That's just absurd, and every dude knows that.
Yep I can smell the lie
@@Fukushima_Akiraincel lol
Basically, no self-control
Or accountability
The self control part is not partaking
everybody is not the same for self-control even the dr. do the research and the brain is so much different for people who have addictive personality for them self-control would be do not even try
@@JUST-HAHABunch of excuses
Not even trying to control those habits rather than foolishly diving in those and saying "i HAvE MeNtAl iSsUES" is the most common things that weak adults and teenagers talk shit about
@@chrisfraggon8112okay boomer
that boy avoided a nuke kudos to that man
Ex boyfriend: "Ive created a monster."
Bro dodged a Tactical Nuke.
that brother parried the explosion
@@elgoblinax8796💀💀
No he’s Unlucky he could’ve been rich😅
@@Duda-du no wealth is worth more than ur sanity . if u lose yourself to money , then what did u work hard to become rich for ? to become someone u dont know ? money must be made but dont lose yourself in the process , Just look at all them OF streamers making bank but not being happy , u feel me ? :)
ah yes, 4 million dollars per year is a tactical nuke!!
a Narcissist will always think people is Buying their Bullshit..
A lot of "content provider" women are narcissists. They are only nice to people as long as they subscribe and gift $$.
Look at hitler
bro mastered the art of talking to women "yup"
Bro was stuck in a genshin impact npc quest dialog.
Bro dodged a bullet
yikes
Fr
What??? She’s my crush
@@coldworldkel shes lowkey crazy af
@@coldworldkel I'm worried..
Bro armed the Megaton Nuke and ran.
That’s a good reason. He probably wanted to hang out and you are glued to a screen
That man fumbled n dropped the bag off a 100 story building bruh 😂
That League streamer Poki used to drop N-bombs
Luckily a lot of her simps are racist too 💀
i feel like this is a fact that no one in the world really cares about but people mention just for spite.
@@ChristopherGray00This comment is a blatant contradiction ☠️
@@ChristopherGray00 the ones that mention and care the most are also the ones that 100% did it also back in the day. Its hypocritcal af
@@ChristopherGray00 if she was a guy she would be canceled by now for those N bombs
Probably broke up with her because he realized how fake, toxic and narcissistic she was
xd
Yea league of legends my ass
She used to say the n word a lot when she was in high school
@@user-sq5eg8vz6j she's technically african-american.
Yesss 😅😅😅
Selling overpriced cookies is another part of her career.
Bro got to hit it a few years and then hit the eject button right on time. What a legend
If "damn thats crazy" was a person, its our boy right here 😂
I spit out my drink when she said "now its my career"
It is what first made her famous.
She started out as a gaming streamer. Do you live under a rock?
@@Deadpool-px2nm I have better things to do then simp over the life of Pokimane kiddo.
@@figcritics that ain't simping it's common knowledge. I don't even watch Twitch streamers yet I know this much, how the hell do you not?
@@Deadpool-px2nm Yikes.. if you think your knowledge about this girl is important, you're only kidding yourself. I'm actually impressed your conviction around this is so strong.
Props to that guy for dodging a huge bullet
Bro said"I can fix her"
She said it’s her career but all I ever see her doing is yapping
League is my career not drama and reacts Copium
Well when she started out as a streamer, she was only playing League. All the biggest streamers used to be League streamers. League was insanely popular.
bruh she's called streamer for a reason. if u don't yap, noone would watch u
yapping is what streamers .. do??
@@Xmeagol no streamers entertain, they aren’t nonsensical yappers. But illogical White knights and teenage girls will call her entertaining
Bro used 9 words in that whole conversation 😂
Frr😂😂
Crazy how this streamers talking to each other but looking inside the camera.
Having a really addictive personality is probably kind of a great key to success bc you’ll probably be way more easily keen on doing literally everything, even the good stuff
You keep telling yourself that's why he left you.
What’d she do? I live under a rock and rumors about people rarely reach my ears🥲
@@MadeYouMad He's saying that the reason he broke up with her was not because of league of legends.
Obviously there is more than just a game
She clearly explained "its cuz she got addicted to the game" and probably ignored everything else@@rankamoeba4979
If you think it's a different reason where League of Legends creates toxicity, then I know you can't pass The Lion King on SNES 😂
@@rankamoeba4979idk guys get left everyday bc all they do is nerd out all day 💀 shit lame ash
Man won in life after breaking up
That crazy bro.
Wow. Nuts
Bro dropped all of the "idaf" lines
her laugh sounded like bart simpson
😅
It's funny bc the voice actor for Bart is actually a female 😅
Shes talking to the camera instead of the dude right next to her.
its almost like theyre recording for other people to watch lol
Its her career
She's addicted
This reminds me of Amber Heard. how she desperately tried to make eye contact with the jury during the trial. How she tried so hard to convince them with that bullshit story.
???? She’s a TWITCH STREAMER lmfao even the guy next to her is glaring at the camera WHEN SHE WAS LOOKING AT HIM
@@kosalakr2500all prosecutors, lawyers, and testifiers make eye contact with the jury; since it’s basic communication skills. You’re making no point at all lmao.
bro freed himself. W bro
it's like the reverse meme of the guy explaining something to the captive woman 😅
"I have an addictive personality" that's a weird way of saying you don't have self control at the slightest
yeah, that's kind of the point lol
@@Chilidogs-ku9ql It's a stupid excuse people use to deny that they just don't have self control.
There is no such thing as an "addictive personality"
I don't think no one is denying that, it's just a better way of saying it, no need to make a fuss about it
@@somethingelse4282 it's likely the worst way to say this becaude it sounds like an excuse and sounds like she is trying to say she has no control over it when she actually does have control over it but lacks the necessary self control to actually do anything about it.
Has nothing to do with personality or whatever it's just a lazy excuse to deny accountability.
That is what it sounds like.
@user-bt8xr5si9y yeah but it's not an excuse tho she's not trynna sugar coat lack of self control she's literally saying she gets addicted easily which is the same as lack of self control regardless
I can think of 2000 reasons for somebody to leave this insufferable woman.
Is there anything else we don’t know about that you do? Or are you basing your opinion off of this one story? What’s the tea?
@@musicdiary5768you make 0 sense. I just really dislike arrogant and entitled people and she is probably one of the worst ones to be that on a public platform. Like half the internet agrees its no secret shes insufferable...
@@gabrielgyorffy1373 How do I make 0 sense if you computed and responded? And btw it was a genuine ass question in case that wasn’t clear before.
So, people dislike her because she’s probably entitled and arrogant? Do you know of any specific instances that makes her unlikeable other than just her vibes? Again, genuine question. I just want to know why people dislike her. Idc to defend her. I don’t know her.
@@musicdiary5768also its pretty clear shes omitting things. Nobody leaves their partner just because "they play too many videi games" and she sucks too hard at them for that to be true.
@@gabrielgyorffy1373 They asked a genuine question and you took it as an attack the moment you saying she’s entitled and arrogant, which says a lot more about you than anyone else. While she may be entitled, there are other streamers who also act like it. This is nothing new on twitch. Tbh this whole comment section is a giant hating incel pool. There is 10000% people out there who breaks up with their partner over video games. He most likely felt insecure she probably got good at the game bc he was the one who introduced it to her. It’s not something unfathomable
Trying to skip through dialogue in fallout 4 be like:
That is why you need to have a balance in everything you do.
the teemo laugh mid conversation LOL
I'M DEAD 💀
I thought that too 😭
She keep lookin to the camera like bruh we know this aint real
tfym this aint real? u cant know if this is fake or real
@@FyroxBS oh no are you one of them simp warriors for pokimane
@@jotar0kintaro bro how does disagreeing with you an simp do you even know what a simp is
@@FyroxBS yes i do know and you're one. Stop defending her
@@jotar0kintaro if it was a man u wouldnt said that gtfo
"Oh wow. That's crazy bro"
Talking about your ex is always a red flag for me.
Bros dodged a nuke. Good for him.
??
@@los-lobosshe's blaming him for her poor choices and lack of self control. She's a typical woman who can't see the world for anybody but herself
@@los-lobos english or spanish ?
Yeah exactly
@@los-lobosone of her simps
Yea she's rich for her stunning League gameplay
them: just talk to her
me:
He dodged a bullet
she warned him at that too
Poki is a compulsive liar its crazy
It’s scary
More pathological
LePokimane
My experience with girl tells me that the more a girl speak about her fantomatic exes, the more is the probability that she is the problem. But since she can't accept herself, she must project everything and starts being delusional
"Play this new game with me"
Bro dodged a .50 cal
How? Fun, hot, gamer girlfriend? Oh no how horrible, may such a fate never befall anyone 🙄🙄
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 touch some grass lil bro 💀
@@AverageSensei Lmao. Never seen anyone but teens or young 20's say that line. Guarantee I'm older than you. Keep on cryin about how horrible random Internet women are though, sounds fulfilling.
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242When you stop simping you understand how obnoxious she is
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242since the original comment was deleted
no this is almost exclusively a Poki thing. People hate her because she’s not a great person and a hypocrite. It’s people like you that excuse her behavior that causes people to lash out even more. Go to LSF, you’ll see the men are talked about FAR more often than the women. You’re only seeing what you want to see. You commenting on on almost every comment, simping for Poki, shows your bias. And summing up her actions as “kinda cringe” shows you ignore the things she has actually done that cause people to dislike her as much as they do. There’s a reason people hate her, her gender has little to do with it
“And you know, I was simping”😂😂😂
Cringe
She laughed like an insane person when she said that.
well yeah, that's the laugh she's been practicing for the past few years.
That boyfriend dodged a giant bullet
That man dodged a bullet.
the bullet actually hit him. pokimane earns 4 million dollars a year..
@@abbinatorhappiness over money and I’m decently wealthy
@@abbinator 4mil vs a good wife. I’ll pick a good wife any day of the year.
@@Dissistheway pokimane isnt a bad person. the most shes really done (in modern day) is just kinda ignore her simps and i think she slandered them once, but thats it.
@@Naizedcap
bro saved his life
“Blah blah blah” yeah that’s all I heard too
The girl at back seat: 😐👉🏻
I thought her career was farming simps.
It is that's all her subscribers isn't it?
😂😂
@@justwatchinfunnyvids true
incel comments under every poki video
@@maratpirate6343bro’s subbed or sum shi
Bro pulled a perfect "Dang man thats crazy"
As someone who also has an addicting personality, this is relatable
Poki didn't understand the "get that girl" type of pickup line 😔
You guys believing her shit. Shes just trying to get nerd points.
Yeah she was a rebellious ratchet type of girl when she was in high school. The truth is he probably broke up because she was toxic and thought the n word was cool to say.
@@user-sq5eg8vz6jseeing non simp comments like this warms my heart!! I completely agree with you 🙏🏽
@@user-sq5eg8vz6jyou do know in real life very few people care whose saying “the n word” least of all black people lmfao. Unless your vaguely trying to be racist, your more likely to get cancelled by random white people, who will hold up on a random celebrity just cause they dont like them. Pretty much what’s happening with Pokimane. You guys dont like her and use her obviously not derogatory n word video, to push your narrative that she isnt a good person when in reality you probably don’t give two shts about whose saying the n word or actual race issues.
Most virgin sentence ever
@@nova-ct7od sure
imagine having to sit and listen to that every day. i think my head would combust.
This literally just sounds like I’m skipping through Fallout dialogue
When you're at your 3rd yeah, 2nd really and 4 hmm but they're still talking
she thinks league is her career 😂😂
It technically is, she started with league
it "was" it was the beginning how she got famous so technically yes
Pls it was Fortnite, before she was just another league streamer.
When did she say that? Did you watch the same vid?
The last line she says in this video is "now it's my career" so obviously you didn't even fucking watch the god damn video@@aidangillard2041
“That’s why I don’t do drugs” not because it’s unhealthy or anything…
Not unhealthy depending on where how why etc
Ie. Psilocybin is a great antidepressant
everything’s fine in moderation
@@jbelk_1067 Sure mate. You keep telling yourself that
@@Fraggr92Since you are so smart tell us what part is unhealthy. Bestow us your wisdom, don't be a sheep that just listen to what other people say, tell us what part you researched is unhealthy.
@Fraggr92 the devils in the in the details/dosages, and how the drug is physically being administered.
Cocaine was not made to be snorted. It was meant to be used as an aneasthetic for eye surgery. Fentanyl is another aneasthetic with a history of legitimate medical use and now its an epidemic.
Two types of people after they get done smoking.
The talker and the yepper