My NYC Apartment tour | $3,000/month for 1 bedroom
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2021
- This is the tour of my $3,000/month apartment in NYC Brooklyn. It's a 715 square foot apartment with 1 bedroom and 1 bath. I actually got this apartment for $2,000/month for the first 6 months because it was a lease takeover, but I recently renewed it.
📷 Instagram: / jomaoppa
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Edited by Matt Cho
/ @mcho_archives_2
Business inquiries: nyc@joma.media
“By the time I wake up, eat breakfast, motivate myself to not to be a piece of shit, the sun is already setting”
Can relate to that
Totally
its me
I felt that. Even not being an english speaker lol
That's me every day without a fail.
By the time I wake up, I go to sleep!
The best part of this video is that he records it all by himself and pretend he has friend comes visit him
Somehow feels lonely LOL
bcos he's introvert
I hope he is not feels lonely
lol
so true lmao
"And windows I can... play Valorant." He's got his priorities straight
@@homedecore4135 i like to Tease my Neighbours Naked so i don't need Curtains
I sold a couple properties in 2020 and I'm waiting for a house crash to happen so I buy cheap. In the meantime, I've been looking at stocks as an alt., any idea if it's a good time to buy? I hear people say it's a madhouse and a dead cat bounce right now but on the other hand, I still see and read articles of people pulling over $225k by the weeks in trades, how come?
True, the US-Stock Market had been on it’s longest bull-run in history, so the mass hysteria and panic is relatable, considering we’re not accustomed to such troubled markets, but as you mentioned there are avenues lurking around if you know where to look, I’ve netted over $850k in the past 10months and it wasn't some rocket-science start. I applied , I just knew I needed a firm and reliable technique to navigate better in these times, so I hired a portfolio advisor.
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his personality was so much better than the apt tour: the deadpan humour, sarcasm, self deprecation, awkwardness + listening to lana & watching wandavision??!! an absolute man of culture
i was gonna like but its at 420 likes
@@notme756 well now you can :)
Not sure if you noticed his exquisite taste in poetics.
listening to lana is absolute king behavior. i want to be his friend
the fact that you say this...wtffff
I love how honest and funny you are hahaha
Your sense of humour is *chef kiss*
His sense of humor isn't really humor but more of a fact of life which resonates with so many of us.
The saying "it's funny, because it's true" applies here.
True!
I know right - he's ridiculously funny!! I love it!!
KINRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
He's about as funny as a burning orphanage.
The Aristotle book is like the "nicest thing" in the house and he wants to fit it in every take. lol.
I think he's making fun of everyone's homes with Meditations, Alchemist, Art of War, War and Peace, War What Is It Good For copies sprinkled through to seem smart but we all know none of the binds have a single wrinkle.
its quite refreshing to see someone give a critic point of view of their NY apt. or the NY living i love how you stay natural on screen... kinda gives off the "checking by bro's apartment" vibe
I feel like Joma really wants everyone to know he is reading Aristotle. First, the book was on the Computer table, then he moved it to the kitchen. Maybe he bought two copies to make sure he reads it.
Its everywhere if you look carefully
plot twist:he bought multiple aristotle books for each scene
Cmon, he can’t afford 2 books, don’t be so naive…
lmfao
Well he wants to be a writer/director... maybe it's a fake it till you make it kinda thing xD
This guy’s personality is like he has seen everything in his life and he’s disgusted and now everything is a blahhhh to him lol
Damn .. that's harsh.
I thought more like .. either he does it now or never. Maybe he wanted to experience New York because it could be 'better' or more exciting in his opinion.
But .. seering his previous videos I have no idea why he moved out of THAT appartment he had. Perhaps things have gone to smoothly for him in life.
He doesn't know what they are worth.
That what a career can do to a man 😁
Abhishek Chauhan This is part of his persona, or at least the persona he wants to project on youtube. He's always a bit disgruntled with the world around him--but obviously he does quite well by many standards.
so you mean he is.....jaded
@@mr_busta_nut85 adjective -- "tired, bored, or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something."
I'd say there's a hipster angle he tries to work in there & the 2nd part of having too much of something, or perhaps in his case, he's dealing psychically with his success. Or--he's way smarter than he appears to be & this is what he figures will make him a youtube vlogger success. I do get the impression he's on the hunt for a easier way than programming to make a living. Nothing wrong with that I suppose. I've heard very few people say programming was a easy way to make a living.
The humor and wit in the video seems organic and natural but actually this is some crisp writing and execution. Really enjoyed the video
Joma really has a special sense of humor in all the videos that he makes
"what do I prefer, Mac OS or Windows?"
"I think I really don't give a shit"
That part really quacked me off lmao
He used to he a mac only type of guy. Idk what happened. I do get that he games on win, but he even recording videos on windows. :/
@@codysing8291 If you game there is no alternative to windows. And tbh windows has improved a lot. You can basically do everything you need to do on windows.
it's the best attitude honestly
@@GizmoMaltese maybe idk. game on ubuntu maybe lol. I'm kinda not a fan of multiple os'es, bc i'd have to synchronize a lot. Then i get tired and either stick with linux or win, depending on what I'm currently on and don't feel like switching a lot in between unless really necessary.
@@codysing8291 i use both with gpu passthrough it switches back and forth in less than a second. No need for dual boot.
Joma: *pays 3k monthly for an aprt*
Also Joma: “I cant afford another set of knives”
Well I guess that explains it
Because he spent all of his money on rent.
Priorities
While showing of wusthof knives lol. Even the “cheap” ones are 4 times the price of my knife set
@@DocReeg at most it's just 1/3 of his earnings
Hilarious! Absolutely love these videos. I, myself, am convinced to move to a tiny ass, overpriced storage unit in a hyper bustling city that I know very little about. I mean, a washer & dryer combo in my own place? Words escape me. Well, time to go downstairs to my laundry room and unstacked washer and dryer and do some laundry. The struggle is real.
All seriousness, great video and absolutely hilarious. Glad I found the channel!
First time I finish watching an apartment tour. Thanks for the honesty
as someone that also living in a 1 bedroom apartment, "let's start with the living room, as you can see there's not much living in the living room" is beyond accurate.
is it silent in there? does he hear neighbours?
I live in a 400 sqft college apartment with 1 bedroom and It looks way more open than this. I have a bed/couch, shelves and a desk. Its all about using space efficiently
The quality of the sarcasm is sooooo good...
Exactly 😂
Yes I've been watching him since the start up series
He is extremely good with his script
are you sarcastic now?
The best part of him 🤣
Your personality is SO funny. Loved watching this.
banger of a first vlog
This guy has his unique way of living, more like a philosopher than an engineer LMAO
LMBAO
Agree. Real engineer would simple measure the fucking length and get it right ;)
Lmaoo
I fucking swear mehnn
Software philosopher
Not many people point out how good his videos are looking. The editting, the transitions, the background music, the dubbing, the camera work, everything looks so neatly aesthetic. Its so watchable and it makes the audience feel so comfortable of watching it. Even when you don't have an idea what he's talking about sometimes, you just kinda watch it. It has the quality that makes you not notice how quality-made it is but the quality is still there. He can actually make a living just by making quality videos like this or even work as a director.
I don't understand... This channel has literally one video
Ohk... Nvm... Found his other channel... I thought that at first but this channel doesn't feature other channel.
yeh but who's filming .......made ya think ?
Is this you Joma? One of your clones?
I like it but I wish he wasn't reading from an iPad the whole time, kinda cringe
Your humor is spot on bro.
Excellent mix of fun and honesty
""Make mad money and there will be plenty of fish in the sea"
- Aristotle"
- Joma 4:08
"""Make mad money and there will be plenty of fish in the sea"
-Aristostle"
-Joma"
-Matt Popovich
"""Make mad money and there will be plenty of fish in the sea"
-Aristostle"
-Joma"
-Matt Popovich
- Michael Scott
what does it mean?
He also has boobies in his bedroom 6:23
"""Make mad money and there will be plenty of fish in the sea"
-Aristostle"
-Joma"
-Matt Popovich
-Wadud khan
I freaking love that Joma philosophy picture
"Make mad money, and there will be plenty of fish in the sea"
Touche
should he make it into an NFT?
dude i’m getting that painting for my place
@@javierapxD where'd you find it?
@@javierapxD details? would like to get it for my place as well
@@IdanItz it’s from a book called “Chinese propaganda posters” by Taschen. It’s the portfolio version not the book. It’s sold on Amazon for about $27
about time, a good setup video, thanks man..
dude, I'm 2 min in and I subbed. Gold, just gold. Your humor is the best.
MacOS:
- Has good integration with mobile
Windows:
- Can play VALORANT
Yeah windows just killed Mac OS
Death by valorent
yup pretty much how deciding which operating system to get when you're in a tech store you always go to the fron desk and ask "Can it run this game in 120 fps in Ultra HD graphics?" if the store says yes that's when you pop out the good ol credit card XD
I keep playing valorant instead of working on my project help :-;
“People ask me why I don’t move in with my girlfriend......I mean...I don’t like her _that_ much.”
i think ive broken a rib from laughing
Can't understand why it's laughable tho...
@@Mei-rs7ys you most be the girlfriend.
@@louisbarroso I'm not haha. I'm just a random passer-by...
Amazing. Clean, fun to watch and SO educational. Great job! Thanks you so much!!!!
one of the best and funniest (quality sarcasm here my friend!!) videos out there!! keep it up!
Joma updated his resume:
*Senior software engineer
*Senior real estate salesman
"motivate myself to not be a piece of shit", same bro i felt u
omg i love your sense of humor and personality hahaha it's so much fun
I looove your humor and delivery. Cool place too!
"With no shortage of wall paper choices." Proceeds to show us one of the standard preloaded Mac backgrounds.
That's the joke 🙄
@@MO-hj7xu r/wooooosh
Clown
i love how there's that Aristotle's book in every b-roll
That sofa with all the dog plushis just make me smile :D You are an amazing and inspiring person Joma :)
The real dream is being an owner of such buildings, 3k a bunker, looks like there's 7 to 8 bunkers a floor, he's living on the 8th floor say there's 10 floors. 21-24k a floor a month multiplied by the floors = 210k-240k/month, or 3m a year.
Truth
Almost never is a single individual owning these buildings, usually a larger development corporation. On the other hand if say, a individual owned a decent amount of these units and were renting them out, then yes, they'd be making a lot of money.
Yes and then the tax you have to pay, repairs and maintenance and youre looking and like what probably less than half of the original 3m
@@musaddiqueh6248 not true
@@opbeats5524 1,5 million...............
Awesome video! Great relatable humor!
Bro, YOU ARE AMAZING
Am i the only one who saw tht poetics book everywhere😂
No.
It's a tragedy
Whenever this guy finishes a sentence, I don't know whether to laugh or raise one eyebrow in confusion.
One usually follows the other for me.
man I love your sense of humor and plus great content, NEW SUB for you
love your sense of humor
When you get a dishwasher then you can say you're living the dream.
@@arrowmouse Don't bother, some people never get's sarcasm.
*dishrack
I feel like I’m the only one still doing it by hand
looool
You can buy a 2000sqft house with a dishwasher for less than $3000 a month in most other states. I can't believe people pay this kind of money for a depressing cubicle.
Joma:“I don’t like her that much”
His banana: *CHOPPED*
Congratulations, you just wrote down the joke he made
The most raw video ever...love it! New sub!
Bro this is the first video of yours i watch and i never really comment but ong you re funny af 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im barely halfway through it but i had my fair share of laughs and am enoying every single second of it 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work my g
The best part of this video is that it makes us feel better about our lives.
My fondest memory of NYC is the "we got one dollar pizzas!!" Being called out
the megadesk implementation of "mega desk" from the office us is awesome.
best detail of the flat besides the girl friend above. Congrats!
I love the sense of humor! Smashed the like .
For this price you’d live like a king here in Brazil.
Yep! With all the NYC dream stuff and a big place to have the number of stations you wish!
Não sei porque mas eu achava que era o único brasileiro que assistia o Joma kkkkkkk
for a fifth of this price you live better than he does, but for 10x the price he paid for those pc builds, you can't afford half of that setup here.
Live like a king, but gamble on whether or not you survive.
@@89Dustdevil ??!?
your energy gave me me exactly what i didnt know i needed in my life right now. Thank you friend.
This video is awesome because you show us your fuck ups as well as your wins. I love it.
I got my first 1bd apartment in brooklyn! Excited to furnish it
One of the things that I like most about this is that he is honest with himself. "Because I still making this stup*d UA-cam video" 🤣🤣
-Why don't you just move in with your _girlfriend_ then
+ I don't like her that much. 😂😂
*sharply cuts a banana while saying that*
lmao
best part! xD
Man i thought id hate this guy he poped in my recomendations, but find him actually kinda funny
Self depreciation humor is my favorite humor.
*This guy is my spirit animal*
this has been the best house/apartment tour i’ve ever seen on youtube, awesome videos!!!
😂 By far one of the best NYC apartment tours I have ever watched. I really appreciate your sense of humor, had me laughing my ass off. Cheers and enjoy living your NYC dream!
Love your videos man
The best video so far!
The part where you mentioned waking up and getting motivated by the time the sun goes down is too relatable
This video is totally the highlight of my day. Idk why but it makes me happy and I feel such as ease watching you just being yourself
Dude, never heard of you before, I’m 3 minutes in, and thanking UA-cam for introducing your video to me. You’re just, cool I guess. Subed!
Him playing Stay Tonight by Chunga sold me 🥹
I am getting closer and closer to getting my own apartment, but every tine I hear apartment stories from my friends, they always tell me how expensive/over-expensive they are!
Bro no cap this is pretty good for 3k, the city sunset vibe while watching netflix on the projector is so good. I would defenitely do 3k/month for that
LOL! My HomePod just started to play when he says "Hey Siri play..." (including the beep!) and also stopped when he asked to stop! Thank you! I didn't even need to stop! I never saw that in any other channel!
This is the greatest apartment tour I have watched
This video is low-key inspiring me to do better and become more independent in life
What struck me is that you barely upload videos and you're already past 1 mln subscriber's, whereas Techlead uploads several times a week for a few years now and only recently managed to reach 1 mil.
Well, thats true, but You only promote youself if you make videos and people watch it. Techlead promotes something at each video and earns money with it
techlead also makes absolutely dog shit content
@@markkovacevic1240 yeah all of that guy's content is so condescending
Let's be real, Joma has far better content. The videos have a lot of work put into them in terms of filming and production, whereas Techlead just posts whatever he thinks will get views because he left his software engineering job for a UA-cam career. On a side note Mayuko also left her software engineering job for a youtube career but her quality of videos hasn't dropped and they're still good.
@@jolp9799 it's called sarcasm, lol. It's just his kind of humor, but I guess he's too good at acting like he's serious
This is a PERFECT video
I LOVE YOU MAN!
Gosh i love that response to the mac vs windows question.
That’s the funniest apartment tour I’ve ever watched in my life!
😂 love the kpop touch
Steven?
this was rlly funny and enjoyable to watch
I never head of Joma until 5 minutes ago, when youtube recommended me his last video on the main channel. I only clicked on that one because of the ambient he was in the thumbnail. I just wanted to see that dope set up and that amazing view. So glad I found out about him just in time for him to make this channel and now I can envy his apartment's view all I want.
BTW I could never live there, because I'd never do anything but admire this beautiful view. So jealous
I really like your video Joma ! And yes 3,000$ /Month is quite challenging but at least your monthly income is already motivating ~ ! Enjoy your line :" Why dont I move in to my girlfriend ?" * banana slice* , :" Cause I dont like her that much " LOL
@Trakz fr 😅
what is his monthly income
@@shraypuri4824 20,833
i mean he could live on the upper east side and get a much bigger place
@@Kingbob556 too much idealistic
First time on this channel and i love the sense of humour. 7/10 gonna watch the rest
Perfect idea to put Aristotle copies everywhere in the apartment.
Dude idk if you read these but your videos are super great quality and the humor in them is executed really well! Keep up the good work
Joma seems like such a cool guy, really had a good laugh with this video
Good video man!!!! Love it!!!! 💯 💯 💯
I like your personality and that you give us such private insights. I always find something like that totally exciting. I know it's your style. But somehow I would love to furnish your apartment 😁
please stay consistent with uploads on this channel
i like that workspace layout, especially the side that's just a couch with plushies.
I have a 2 bedroom apartment and having that second space for work is a life changer. Also have a balcony which is dope
Wow his spot is warmly, conveniently and lovely
2:30 is literally my answer every time someone asked me the same question of Mac or windows
I’m really happy that the UA-cam algorithm blessed me with this. P.S. for those of you that don’t live in New York There are a couple reasons why we get so excited when an apartment comes with a washer and dryer. Reason number one is that usually in order to do your laundry you have to go to a separate place that might be blocks away if not more. Reason number two is that landlords and building owners don’t want to spend the extra money it takes to not only buy the laundry machines but to install them as well. Third reason is they can use that excuse as an excuse to up your rent. A lot of buildings however are being fit with a mini laundromat usually down in their basement though so things are getting better
I really liked the way you explained the living room part. That was my best moment 😂
I would love this, it looks cozy af ngl
I love your videos!! Awesome you didn't fake clean your house and kept it real!!!
"Who needs a view when you have state of the art monitors that you can stare at 24/7 with no shortage of wallpaper choices"
Joma said as he pointed to the default wallpaper that comes with Big Sur