The Most Poisonous Animals on Earth

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  • @Mithrandier
    @Mithrandier 7 років тому +232

    "He was fine........... after a week in the hospital" - brilliant!

  • @leew4598
    @leew4598 8 років тому +666

    "WHY? Why do you have that much venom, what are you gonna do with an elephant??" i lost it

    • @0DepressoExpresso0
      @0DepressoExpresso0 8 років тому +34

      is it just me or is the golden dart frog weirdly very cute

    • @peterk5561
      @peterk5561 8 років тому +37

      I have two golden dart frogs and they're adorable. Perky, happy to see you when you walk up to their terrarium, and (unsurprisingly) not afraid of anything.

    • @pifilixxiv3192
      @pifilixxiv3192 7 років тому +18

      Peter K sometimes, the most dangerous critters, are the cutest

    • @rachellebirch244
      @rachellebirch244 7 років тому +7

      **painful wheezing**

    • @Some1StoleMyName
      @Some1StoleMyName 6 років тому +11

      Peter K I wouldn't be scared of anything or anyone if I could kill and paralyse someone on contact either.

  • @blakebranvold1571
    @blakebranvold1571 9 років тому +342

    "You can't just blob your prey to death" is probably the best SciShow quote ever

  • @tammystapleton3575
    @tammystapleton3575 9 років тому +237

    I love how Hank just talks with a smile while talking about death lol

    • @TeamDragofied
      @TeamDragofied 7 років тому +3

      bc death is fun bc edgy

    • @JasonBowers-u9u
      @JasonBowers-u9u Рік тому

      Oh snap... Why does he refer to himself as Hank? He's tony hawk

  • @sharktamer7306
    @sharktamer7306 8 років тому +330

    Solution:Stay indoors, avoid the ocean, avoid bananas, and live in Antarctica.

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 8 років тому +25

      sharktamer Except Antarctica will freeze you to death. Or starve you (just grass and penguins and seafood for dinner). Or drive you insane from lack of contact with humanity (can't legally live your whole life in Antarctica, even if you can live there as a researcher a little bit at a time.)
      Short version: Antarctica has no venom because Antarctica doesn't need venom. ^^

    • @voidedwar3625
      @voidedwar3625 7 років тому +3

      sharktamer or the moon

    • @Stvnzhou
      @Stvnzhou 7 років тому +2

      sharktamer freeze to death, no food, polar bear, hypothermia( when swimming)

    • @remod5184
      @remod5184 6 років тому +9

      Ronrockstar_YT polar bear is artic

    • @yindoesstuff7824
      @yindoesstuff7824 6 років тому +6

      @@Stvnzhou dude polar bears dont live in antarctica

  • @VanillahatVII
    @VanillahatVII 10 років тому +178

    What great advances in Science!
    Snake venom to treat Arthritis,
    Scorpion venom to treat Brain Cancer,
    ...and Spider Venom to be the new Viagra

  • @OFFICIALDEATHBYSKILL
    @OFFICIALDEATHBYSKILL 11 років тому +797

    Hank: "And now for some spiders"
    Me: *Rests feet high on desk*
    Hank: "The Brazilian wandering spider"
    Me: "Oh thank god Brazil, I'm in England I'll be fine....
    Hank: "A chap got bitten by one in England"
    Me: *Reaches for hazmat suit and gun......

    • @penguinpg8799
      @penguinpg8799 11 років тому +11

      Yep thats the wilderness for you.

    • @OFFICIALDEATHBYSKILL
      @OFFICIALDEATHBYSKILL 11 років тому +8

      ***** And if someone were to destroy the wilderness I would be a much happier arachnophobic.

    • @Thebestusernamee1000
      @Thebestusernamee1000 11 років тому +1

      that was me BUT only when I heard about the erection....ow...

    • @Thebestusernamee1000
      @Thebestusernamee1000 11 років тому +12

      ***** if you destroyed the wilderness, where's the next place they would go? take a guess....That's right your home

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 11 років тому +10

      HAHAHA IS FUNNY BECAUSE ENGLISHMAN CANNOT OWN GUN
      I GET JOKE
      I LAUGH

  • @SomeDudeOnline
    @SomeDudeOnline 11 років тому +142

    FINALLY! Someone that knows the difference between Venom and Poison. EVERY OTHER show I've seen related to the most venomous animals the narrator almost always uses poison and venom interchangeably and it drives me nuts.

    • @peterkwolek2265
      @peterkwolek2265 2 роки тому

      I think for the average person the distinction isn't that important, both are bad, best to keep them from getting on your or in you (eating or getting bitten). That said, I respect that it is annoying when having an academic conversation. I fear that 10 years from now, "venom vs poison" will join "acronym vs initialism" or "literally vs figuratively" (other words that get used incorrectly and no one seems to care)

  • @bripez
    @bripez 8 років тому +676

    THAT SPIDER WAS TOO ZOOMED IN I ALMOST THREW MY PHONE BACK TO CHINA

  • @frozenfeet4534
    @frozenfeet4534 9 років тому +197

    "You can't just blob your prey to death"
    UNLESS you're France.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 9 років тому +6

      Or a slime mould.

    • @io6741
      @io6741 9 років тому

      +Garen Crownguard
      I dun get it. .-.

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 9 років тому +11

      Le Derp Français history joke
      also europa universalis
      it's complicated

    • @mickeymoose636
      @mickeymoose636 9 років тому

      +Garen Crownguard euiv joke?

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 9 років тому

      Nicholas Audinet ja

  • @MythCraft00
    @MythCraft00 8 років тому +152

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade; make life take the lemons BACK!"

    • @MythCraft00
      @MythCraft00 8 років тому +3

      Slendy Cop Portal 2's Cave Johnson :D

    • @jaliebs3988
      @jaliebs3988 8 років тому

      dear god

    • @lordspaz1136
      @lordspaz1136 7 років тому +17

      Cool Name "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice with them and leave the world wondering how you did it."

    • @LordLupinite
      @LordLupinite 6 років тому +1

      Demand to see life's Manager

    • @pokelolmc6826
      @pokelolmc6826 6 років тому +3

      “I don’t want your damn lemons!”

  • @gauDIY
    @gauDIY 4 роки тому +9

    I love how Hank makes these usually mind-numbing facts so much fun AND funny! Great content as always Sci Show!

  • @Piggy7060
    @Piggy7060 10 років тому +198

    Im Australian and deep down in my heart i must admit that i am proud of our extremely deadly wildlife :3

    • @S8tan7
      @S8tan7 6 років тому +14

      Yeah but you don't have the boner spider

    • @cadenterry8809
      @cadenterry8809 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @melancholymedusa1070
      @melancholymedusa1070 4 роки тому +3

      I'm more proud of the fact that we live among these creatures with minimal deaths. Maybe it's common sense and basic safety education as children...

    • @huntercollum869
      @huntercollum869 4 роки тому +1

      This is how I feel in South Carolina about the heat stroke causing temperature and humidity. Gotta love when it's only 91 but the real realfeel is 109 with full UV and high moisture

    • @isiscaya
      @isiscaya 4 роки тому +1

      B G olognese olognese is a a few g to my you want

  • @FunZack11
    @FunZack11 11 років тому +71

    I love Komodo Dragons, they're really cool animals (at a distance or behind glass)

    • @camiloordonez4906
      @camiloordonez4906 7 років тому +8

      Actually a recent study found that Komodo Dragons are actually venomous, and that the whole bacteria thing was a myth: news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html

  • @tomd3098
    @tomd3098 6 років тому +20

    I really hope more UA-camrs watch this, primarily to grasp the distinction between "venomous" and "poisonous" :P

  • @GraemeMarkNI
    @GraemeMarkNI 8 років тому +39

    "There are no poisons, only poisonous doses." Very well put! One for the fluoriders!

  • @MyBearsy
    @MyBearsy 11 років тому +148

    Damn nature, you scary.

    • @AyamKegendutan
      @AyamKegendutan 7 років тому

      Visoth i think humans are scarier😈

    • @talon5995
      @talon5995 5 років тому

      @@AyamKegendutan yep

  • @tartnouveau3652
    @tartnouveau3652 2 роки тому +2

    Wow, I’ve been watching this channel so much I’m getting recommended old school Sci Show

  • @stephanybrown3226
    @stephanybrown3226 10 років тому +44

    Thank you for using venomous!!!!! So many people get it confused with poison

    • @Robert-um1mw
      @Robert-um1mw 7 років тому +6

      Stephany Brown yeah, it’s really fun when someone sees a spider and says “ahhhh it might be poisonous” to reply with “don’t worry, we won’t eat it”

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 6 років тому +4

      and usually, they call you a f idiot when you correct them. oh, and if they are native speakers of English and they find out that you aren't... well, sht gets real very fast

    • @michaelmagnimedia3331
      @michaelmagnimedia3331 5 років тому

      @@istvansipos9940 sounds like you need better friends....or you can just have no friends both way works
      Tbh sound like buncha arrogant dicks wouldnt want to be near a meter from them unless they your boss or something then....get a better job or just deal with it

  • @finnagnew4946
    @finnagnew4946 10 років тому +45

    Makes me feel proud to be Aussie

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 10 років тому

      Kudos to y'all. I could never live there even though I'm sure y'all are nice. Pretty much everything but the people want to kill you. I much prefer my life of relative safety in America.

    • @1mezion
      @1mezion 10 років тому

      Yeah so many animals to kill you.

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 7 років тому

      Finn Agnew hOW

    • @kickheadsmuoke689
      @kickheadsmuoke689 3 роки тому +1

      @@HistoryNerd808 It really isn’t that dangerous though. I mean, I would take our wildlife over bears or mountain lions any day.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 3 роки тому

      @@kickheadsmuoke689 Fair point. We definitely have a lot of dangerous animals here in the States too.
      P.S. You realize that comment is from 6 years ago, right?

  • @Hannibalkakihara
    @Hannibalkakihara 4 роки тому +1

    the host is the image that comes to my mind of a stereotypical nerd in speech and the atmosphere he gives off(in a good way)
    his jokes, enthusiasm, fluency in the language of science, appearance... hes my favorite host. i feel edumacated thanks to him

  • @helio-r4u
    @helio-r4u 9 років тому +123

    "In the animal kingdom.... It's kill or be killed" - Wild Exotic Flowey

    • @Wolskyyy
      @Wolskyyy 8 років тому +7

      Please fuck off

    • @42Fossy
      @42Fossy 8 років тому +4

      Why, sir?

    • @ayaatalyasseri4367
      @ayaatalyasseri4367 8 років тому +1

      PearlyGreat XD

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 7 років тому +1

      PearlyGreat lol

    • @Trillin09
      @Trillin09 7 років тому

      PearlyGreat omg that's what I thought ur a genius!

  • @jasonaggarwal3450
    @jasonaggarwal3450 10 років тому +466

    I live in Australia. I've lived here for thirteen years.....
    WHY THE FUCK AM I LIVING IN AUSTRALIA

    • @logan7099
      @logan7099 10 років тому +5

      This is the 2nd best comment I have ever seen LOL!!

    • @mastermo141
      @mastermo141 10 років тому +2

      logan aira
      And the first was........................................?

    • @pablopicasso6699
      @pablopicasso6699 10 років тому +6

      Because one of your relitives was probably a murderer who was shipped out to the prison colony aka Australia.
      Maybe.......

    • @jasonaggarwal3450
      @jasonaggarwal3450 10 років тому +1

      I immigrated 13 years ago

    • @pablopicasso6699
      @pablopicasso6699 10 років тому

      froo baloo I was messing with you ;-)

  • @midnight990
    @midnight990 8 років тому +66

    Solution: stay in your house, all the time.

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 8 років тому +18

      Until the spiders wonder on in on your bananas

    • @blackskiesproductions915
      @blackskiesproductions915 8 років тому +7

      +Vatra Stay in your house, raise your own crops and livestock. Burn anything that moves. Including your livestock so you can eat it!

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 8 років тому +1

      +BlackSkiesProductions Dude that was perfect!

    • @blackskiesproductions915
      @blackskiesproductions915 8 років тому +1

      +Vatra :D

    • @anisatajy9445
      @anisatajy9445 7 років тому +2

      But what about when THINGS come to YOU?

  • @Zaya_Nalenthi
    @Zaya_Nalenthi 11 років тому +7

    Well I'm never buying bananas again.

  • @BJRoes
    @BJRoes 10 років тому +164

    Thumbs up if you want to rename the Brazilian Wondering Spider one of the fallowing:
    The Boner Spider
    The Hardwood Spider
    The Jolly Spider
    The Sir Mix Alot Spider
    ext.

    • @someP1AY3R
      @someP1AY3R 10 років тому

      after two weeks it looks like you're on your own with that one.. :\

    • @BJRoes
      @BJRoes 10 років тому

      ya :(

    • @gabenadel
      @gabenadel 10 років тому +1

      Boner spider lol thimbs up m8

    • @aidanbeattie8341
      @aidanbeattie8341 9 років тому

      I like the Hardwood Spider

    • @chrysduzan1889
      @chrysduzan1889 9 років тому

      +B.J. Roes Funny! (-:

  • @maryknudson9265
    @maryknudson9265 2 роки тому +2

    You bite it and you die = it's poisonous. It bites you and you die = it's venomous.

  • @mindlasher
    @mindlasher 8 років тому +17

    How could you forget the mighty Platypus?

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 8 років тому +3

      Platypus isn't deadly, just hurts like hell.

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      Platypus doesn't win on the most venomous scale. But definitely wins in the weirdness scale.

  • @TheWulf899
    @TheWulf899 8 років тому +5

    I was in a First Aid course, and the Instructor told us that a Farmer was once bitten by an Inland Taipan on his property. He wouldn't be able to reach help in time (Australian farms can be several hundred kilometers across) so he said goodbye to his folks over the UHF radio and put a tourniquet on as a assumedly vain attempt to slow the venom.
    He put the tourniquet on so well and so tightly that the venom seeped slowly enough into his system to produce an immune response, and as such he is the only man in the world who is now Immune to the bite of the most venomous snake in the world.

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      Did his leg survive, too?

    • @TheWulf899
      @TheWulf899 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@anyascelticcreations yeah, supposedly.
      Although with the benefit of hindsight (this comment is 5 yrs old) the story should also be taken with a pinch of salt; the Instructor also told us that Funnel Web Spiders can run and chase people, with an "audio recording" of his mate being chased by one (it was just a recording of some dude screaming for a good minute) as evidence.

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      @@TheWulf899 lol, pinch of salt taken. Hindsight does shed new light sometimes. Either way, it's a cool story. 👍

  • @gubatpark
    @gubatpark 7 років тому

    It's so fun to watch this, Hank's narration is so engaging

  • @cks0328
    @cks0328 5 років тому +3

    And the food labels read “100% natural, good for your health.” 😂

  • @MireVale
    @MireVale 9 років тому +7

    Found a wandering spider in Costa Rica last week with a tour guide :) it was horrifically awesome

  • @SlifWon
    @SlifWon 9 років тому +1

    This is a brilliant video on a brilliant channel! I recently watched some alleged "Wildlife" video where the guy had no comprehension of what venom is or what makes a venomous animal dangerous.. Then I came here and instantly subscribed! Living in Australia and having a big interest in snakes, having researched snakes and venom for years, I have at least a good understanding of such things and most channels out there just spread fear-mongering disinformation for likes and subs.. This is spot on, well done!

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 10 років тому +90

    I don't know why everyone's so terrified of Australias wildlife, it's Brazil that scares the shit out of me :/
    Roaming spider that likes to play peekaboo of death in fruit bowls???? Fuck that shit sideways, son.

    • @thaigood1
      @thaigood1 10 років тому +9

      I know right. Dat spider be like "I OWN YOUR FACE !" XD

    • @Dethheadb4a
      @Dethheadb4a 10 років тому

      Cyberw4y Most of Brazil is the Amazon Forest, so literally your comment is irelevant.

    • @Cyberw4y
      @Cyberw4y 10 років тому +4

      Jacob White Most of the Amazon Forest is in Brazil (67%), however, it only covers the least populated northern area. Brazil has a lot of things: savanna (or Cerrado, as we call it here), tropical rainforests, Amazon Forest, Cerrado, semi-deserts (or Caatinga), prairies (or Pampas), swamps (or Pantanal), and very little Taiga.
      Savannas and prairies are the most populated.
      My point is still valid.

    • @A-Duck
      @A-Duck 10 років тому +3

      Nic Cage the Dick Mage I grew up in a literal forest close to a rural township, so I know what you mean. Found a redback in my hat just last week, and centipedes are common. But, well... I lived? If it was really so dangerous we wouldn't have the population we do. Most things will leave you alone, even if you get up in their business. That redback I mentioned earlier? As easy to deal with as a simple flick.
      Honestly though, *fuck* huntsmans. Redbacks, snakes, feral cats I can deal with. Put a huntsman in front of me though and I'm paralyzed.
      Just goes to show how irrational most fears are :/

    • @Y4Y4R
      @Y4Y4R 10 років тому

      man you should see afganistan

  • @elmohead
    @elmohead 8 років тому +8

    As someone living in Australia, I can tell you that as long as you respect the animals and their spaces, you'll be OK. All animals would rather avoid conflict whenever possible.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 років тому

      REAL Aussies avoid a conflict! Ok, they might punch/bite you if you deserve it, but they don't actually try to kill you.
      Animal or human, "no worries mate" is what you can expect

  • @gubatpark
    @gubatpark 9 років тому +2

    7:01 "... the dipped dart can remain deadly for two years... two years...", his delivery made me literally laugh out loud!!

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      Makes a person wonder how they collected the venom without dying to begin with.

  • @karimsarif8934
    @karimsarif8934 11 років тому +14

    If you get bitten by a spider and the erection lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor

    • @uncleanunicorn4571
      @uncleanunicorn4571 11 років тому

      He acts like that would be a bad thing.

    • @marksman712
      @marksman712 10 років тому

      uncleanunicorn
      ^that, to me sounds like a bad thing. Also my girlfriend agrees, but partly because it takes the fun out it. yeah, she is a bit weird haha

  • @daracaex
    @daracaex 11 років тому +6

    Hey Hank, would you mind looking into doing an episode on jellyfish? I mean, they're probably some of the weirdest creatures on Earth. It'd be interesting to see how they… well, work I guess.

  • @Amateur0Visionary
    @Amateur0Visionary 4 роки тому +1

    The pharmaceutical study of some of these compounds is amazing.

  • @williamadkins854
    @williamadkins854 8 років тому +31

    I am never going outside ever again. Thanks John.

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi 6 років тому +4

    I worked in a hospital's labs & we used snake venom to run certain tests on blood - it's useful for its clotting ability (coagulation) which is needed for the blood of people with bloodclotting diseases.

  • @KingKoss
    @KingKoss 10 років тому

    This is what I like to see from scishow, lots of info about interesting subjects and in a funny way.

  • @Aeturnalis
    @Aeturnalis 4 роки тому +10

    I had the pleasure of being stung by an emperor scorpion once. I was holding it and my buddy kept poking it to prove how docile they are lol I told him to stop it when it raised its tail, but he poked it again anyway and it stung me in the hand. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt nearly as bad as I expected. The sting site swelled up and turned red, but it only lasted about 20ish minutes. Same guy was trying to get me to hold his goliath bird eating tarantula, glad I refused lol that sumbitch saberfang spider was like 25cm across

  • @10skullkid01
    @10skullkid01 11 років тому +13

    I'm personally very fond of the sea krait aka the blue krait which uses a neurotoxin that causes paralysis, and muscle death. On another odd note the humble platypus is venomous, which is a beaver-duck looking mammal that lays eggs. I like to call it gods little frankenstein monster.

    • @BreadApologist
      @BreadApologist 10 років тому +5

      ah yes the platypus.....i like to imagine god was just sittin up in heaven one day n some angel was like.....hey whats the craziest must akward and unnatural animal you can make?......and thus the platypus was born...that or god had a bunch of parts left over after creating all the other things n didnt wanna toss em out lol

    • @Goannadria
      @Goannadria 10 років тому +3

      Liono liony
      The tale I keep hearing is that the platypus was made immediatley after marijuana

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      @@Goannadria 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elroyfudbucker6806
      @elroyfudbucker6806 Рік тому

      @@Goannadria Marijuana? More like LSD.

  • @nickbontrager5908
    @nickbontrager5908 7 років тому +1

    I always get excited when the video starts and it’s a Hank episode!

  • @mattmccgowan
    @mattmccgowan 10 років тому +21

    how could you not mention the Sydney Funnel Web Spider it is as deadly as the wondering spider but 10x more aggressive and it has fangs that can puncture a leather work boot

    • @IonianGarden
      @IonianGarden 9 років тому +1

      I was hopping to hear something about Australia's venomous plants. But you can't include everything.

    • @lordcumquad
      @lordcumquad 9 років тому +1

      That is why I live in NZ

    • @lordcumquad
      @lordcumquad 9 років тому +2

      Lucas Kappel Shit... REALLY glad that I live in NZ. I has arachnophobia.

    • @IonianGarden
      @IonianGarden 9 років тому +1

      You have arachnophobia? Have you see the animals on your face sci show episode yet?

    • @lordcumquad
      @lordcumquad 9 років тому +1

      It's not a massive phobia. I'm fine with pictures or glass tanks but when nothing is between me and a spider I run away like a 4 year old.

  • @HuyNguyen-vq4ys
    @HuyNguyen-vq4ys 8 років тому +2

    Dr Fry. That man is legend

  • @IamMOLNEE
    @IamMOLNEE 10 років тому

    The way this guy looks and sounds make me feel smart. It's radiating

  • @scunts
    @scunts 11 років тому +13

    The venom in the blue ringed octopus can kill a man in 2 -3 minutes.

  • @justinjex1
    @justinjex1 9 років тому +14

    I thought the Komodo dragon has a severely high tolerance to bacteria and its bite is bacteria filled and the prey dies of sepsis.

    • @bedtimeat8
      @bedtimeat8 8 років тому +2

      +justinjex1 I heard something along those lines, It also doesn't help that their prey is normally in swampy area and wounds would probably get infected anyway.

    • @dennisnedry9862
      @dennisnedry9862 7 років тому +9

      That's a myth, they have actual venom and venom glands. Their prey dies much too quickly to be death by infection

    • @Amateur0Visionary
      @Amateur0Visionary 5 років тому +2

      Recent studies have shown that they have venom as well as a nasty mouth.

    • @michaelmagnimedia3331
      @michaelmagnimedia3331 5 років тому

      Komodo dragon first infect the animal with bacteria bcuz their saliva have bacteria....in a water source then they wait for the prey to be infected and as their body decline they will bite it and the poison will do the job....theres a national geography about komodo dragon just search for it def interesting

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      That's what I heard, too. I'm wondering now if they've discovered real venom in addition to the bacteria.

  • @MizzzKitty
    @MizzzKitty 4 роки тому

    I absolutely LOVED this video and the guys narration🖤😊... so good I am goin to have to watch it again... thanks for this!

  • @TheFischin
    @TheFischin 11 років тому +35

    feet off the floor

  • @milliecoleman6998
    @milliecoleman6998 11 років тому +11

    I don' think I'll be buying any bananas anytime soon!

    • @Aeturnalis
      @Aeturnalis 3 роки тому

      I found a dead spider in a hand of bananas once... ever since then, I put the bananas in a plastic bag and tie it. If there's a spider in it, it'll show itself by time i get around to eating one lol

  • @marcusmccoy6617
    @marcusmccoy6617 10 років тому +1

    I love this guy : "He was fine...After a week in the hospital."

  • @jerobarraco
    @jerobarraco 9 років тому +12

    on next episode, how Australians aren't extinct yet.
    (i love that country but i'm thinking twice to go there)

    • @brauliomedina242
      @brauliomedina242 9 років тому

      with those fucking large ass bugs hell no have you seen a titan beatle

    • @jerobarraco
      @jerobarraco 9 років тому

      Braulio Medina i think i haven't, and i think i don't want to know lol

    • @brauliomedina242
      @brauliomedina242 9 років тому +2

      And a 1 foot spider yup you better think twice

    • @snowstorm9818
      @snowstorm9818 8 років тому

      +Jerónimo Barraco Mármol the deadliest animal of all; humans. You thought poison dart frogs getting toxins from what they eat was scary? We don't even need to eat the chemicals to make poison powerful enough to kill whales. Hell, we even drive entire species to extinction by complete accident.

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 3 роки тому

      Geez, and I thought Arkansas and Texas in the US were bad. (Beautiful places, though)

  • @reecemartin453
    @reecemartin453 10 років тому +14

    oh Australia, how you constantly want to kill us =)

    • @thaigood1
      @thaigood1 10 років тому

      Lol

    • @reecemartin453
      @reecemartin453 10 років тому

      there is one snake in Western australia called the Gwada, its like 1 foot long, if your walking and it feels you it can wrap its self around your leg or arm if you try to move it, it will bite and they are up on the list of most toxic

    • @marksman712
      @marksman712 10 років тому +2

      Reece Martin
      to be accurate the Gwarda is 9th in the most venomous, and for those interested in JUST our snake record. of the 25 most venomous in the world, 20 are native to Australia, with 1st-11th ALL being Australian! FREAKING CRAZY RIGHT? PLUS everything else that is able to kill us. I mean, who actually thought this was a good place for a civilization.....ok well i guess it makes an effective prison land, i mean yay you escaped prison....now what u gonna do? wanna get eating by a croc or a shark, how bought stepping on a nasty snake, or having a deadly spider in your boot as you go to put it on. how bout these deadly berries that look yummy or hell just piss of an Aboriginal with many types of spears and hunting boomerangs. Yeah ill just stay in prison thanks.

    • @SlifWon
      @SlifWon 9 років тому

      +Matthew Ray The lists of most venomous snakes are bogus, for one LD50 is inaccurate and very flawed, two you have to take into account bite yields, maximum yields, speed at which the venom acts and what/how it affects you. So, no.

  • @Luke-ni2hx
    @Luke-ni2hx 3 роки тому

    Imagine the heart stopping terror of seeing a wandering spider coming out of your fruit bowl and biting you. Gives me the chills just thinking about it

  • @rogerdotlee
    @rogerdotlee 11 років тому +6

    OK, I think I'm going to spend the next couple of years hiding under my bed and jumping at every dust mote.

    • @remnant92
      @remnant92 11 років тому +20

      Dust mites, bed bugs and couple of other spiders and insects might love being in the dark, cozy and isolated parts of your bed. Have fun~

    • @crystalbishop3118
      @crystalbishop3118 11 років тому +1

      ive heard that over ten years, half of a mattress' weight comes from dust mites... so try a bubble before you'd camp out in a bed :) when i have to deal with gross things, i like to tell myself that I'm "gaining immunity" instead of being contaminated with pathogens. it might not always be true, but isolating yourself only makes your immune system weaker, if you don't use it, you will lose it, or at the very least, have an underadapted immune system.

    • @rogerdotlee
      @rogerdotlee 11 років тому +1

      Crystal Bishop That's ... that's profound. Although it reminds me of the things that my mother used to make me take that tasted horribly foul "Because it's good for you."
      Still. I have this agreement with venomous animals: they don't come near me, and I won't freak out on their selves, using a large bat or perhaps a sledge hammer.

  • @SgtThiel
    @SgtThiel 11 років тому +11

    of course australia is the first country mentioned on the list

  • @intelligent_fern2981
    @intelligent_fern2981 9 років тому +2

    While not deadly, I would have thought the platypus would be worth mentioning. It has spurs on its back feet that can inject venom that causes you to go into shock almost immediately. Afterwards you have increased sensitivity to pain for weeks or even a couple months. So they can do that.

  • @JamesLewis007
    @JamesLewis007 11 років тому +22

    What about the rock fish isn't that insanely venomous?

    • @scunts
      @scunts 11 років тому +6

      They are quite poisonous and painful as fuck but not as deadly potential compared to other things

    • @JamesLewis007
      @JamesLewis007 11 років тому +4

      Oh ok. I thought they were very deadly.

    • @scunts
      @scunts 11 років тому +5

      And, they are called stone-fish :-) my mate stepped on one and his foot was swollen real good and he said it was the most painful thing yet

    • @Icedpyro21
      @Icedpyro21 11 років тому +6

      its considered the most painful thing on the planet if im not mistaken but hardly ever deadly

    • @Solublemoth
      @Solublemoth 11 років тому +1

      zaxex21 its pretty deadly

  • @vanessacosner5092
    @vanessacosner5092 10 років тому +30

    Avoid Australia, avoid Brazil, avoid Africa, avoid fruit imported from Brazil, avoid the ocean. Also forests and deserts.

    • @irish_soldier1248
      @irish_soldier1248 7 років тому +1

      Vanessa Cosner solution: move to either Chicago or New York and take my chances with the gangs

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 років тому +1

      avoid life? No thanks!

  • @maddypetersen8573
    @maddypetersen8573 11 років тому

    My brain is happy now that I've been watching your videos... Thank you

  • @barry6541
    @barry6541 9 років тому +4

    Time to stop going ANYWHERE near bananas

    • @epikducky5672
      @epikducky5672 9 років тому +1

      Put motion sensors in the banana bowl NOW THROW IT AWAY NOW PUSH THE CAN OFF A CLIFF

  • @AntonConstanti
    @AntonConstanti 8 років тому +6

    Pain reliever stronger than morphine? Want.

  • @Suicune1000
    @Suicune1000 11 років тому +2

    I love how most of these creatures either come from or can be found in Australia :) We're an awesome country! Also happydance for referencing Queensland! :D

  • @millennium2239
    @millennium2239 11 років тому +13

    'Painful Erection'
    I loled XD

  • @KitKatMuskrat
    @KitKatMuskrat 8 років тому +43

    what about the Japanese giant hornet? one sting feels like a gunshot, and the stinger is two thirds the size of a 9mm bullet at 6.25mm. if the venom is injected in high enough doses, it can melt flesh.

    • @stephen3321
      @stephen3321 8 років тому +3

      Well,
      Crap that must hurt.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 8 років тому +16

      It gets worse, the sting also alerts other giant hornets in the area to come sting you too.

    • @anthonycassara4660
      @anthonycassara4660 8 років тому +1

      crap

    • @Kamari333
      @Kamari333 8 років тому +4

      Imagine a swarm of them in purple war paint

    • @marhb99
      @marhb99 8 років тому +14

      6.25 mm for a stinger?? Well, guess who's never going to Japan.

  • @eugenisms2050
    @eugenisms2050 8 років тому

    How you pronounce scientific terminologies with such ease is astounding. Its orgasmic. Really.

  • @zoingy101
    @zoingy101 11 років тому +4

    Well I live in Australia so I'm kinda doomed. thanks spiders, snakes and jellyfish!

  • @Slipith
    @Slipith 8 років тому +3

    So Fry stopped being a delivery boy?

  • @wadewilso3872
    @wadewilso3872 10 років тому

    Thank you so much for bringing up and clarifying venom vs poison!,,,,

  • @holle.h.4570
    @holle.h.4570 5 років тому +3

    Question: what is the most venomous animal in the world?
    Answer: we don't fully know.
    Well, then.

  • @onaelric3259
    @onaelric3259 11 років тому +3

    You know... I'm actually rather annoyed that he didn't mention the blue ringed octopus. He mentioned octopi in the beginning of the video, when I was already suspecting that particular octopus would be here... So I thought it was all but guaranteed to be on the list.
    I feel kinda cheated. =/

  • @meadow-maker
    @meadow-maker Рік тому +1

    8:21 the most watched bit, I wonder why.

  • @annonymat
    @annonymat 9 років тому +5

    So are you teling me that scientists are dieing to find alternatives for viagra? :D

  • @diamondmyna1
    @diamondmyna1 11 років тому +4

    Plural of octopus: Octopussies
    for anyone who think's I was serious on that, please, go back to school.

    • @Aeturnalis
      @Aeturnalis 3 роки тому

      The correct plural is octopodes... and on most keyboards, the "D" is next to the "S" and the "O" is neear the "U"... therefore, octopussies is a fair spelling that your spell-checker should recognize :)
      Also acceptable is octopisses

  • @francisinfocus
    @francisinfocus 4 роки тому

    Quality content, as always! NEVER STOP

  • @Mill_so
    @Mill_so 11 років тому +3

    Venomous bears would be cool.

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 6 років тому

      :- ) and kinda overkill. like a poisoned .50 cal bullet. but definitely cool

  • @jakehorsburgh2878
    @jakehorsburgh2878 10 років тому +4

    Fuck, weeeell I'm moving to Antarctica

  • @secretaltruism4174
    @secretaltruism4174 8 років тому +1

    A video about venomous animals? So a list about Australia...awesome. I live in Australia.

  • @tompinnella9050
    @tompinnella9050 10 років тому +10

    Can we all say "Irukandji"

    • @GabrielCCCP
      @GabrielCCCP 10 років тому

      ?

    • @doughall6730
      @doughall6730 10 років тому +3

      GabrielCCCP I believe Tom Pinnella is referring to the fingernail sized jellyfish which can kill people (or at the very least pain that can last days or even weeks which morphine has no help). And unlike other jellyfish, it has stingers along it's top. And because of it's size, it can go through other nets that keep other jellyfish out....such as the famed box jellyfish

    • @tompinnella9050
      @tompinnella9050 10 років тому

      ^Thanks Doug. I expected anyone with no knowledge of this species to do some research e.g. google it.

    • @doughall6730
      @doughall6730 10 років тому

      No problemo; I'm a zoology aficionado to begin with and like learning about the different and deadliest animals out there.

    • @SlifWon
      @SlifWon 9 років тому +1

      +Tom Pinnella Sadly not enough people from Australia can say that, we need more education on those tiny buggers! At least you can see a Box Jelly coming, if you get caught in a group of Irukandji you're in some trouble and you wont even know it.. Until you get stung, then you'll bloody know :O But most people would blame it on another jelly.

  • @RusttySquirrel
    @RusttySquirrel 11 років тому +6

    Wondering spider aka Banana spider and that's for two reasons hahaha

  • @QuaggledClops
    @QuaggledClops 10 років тому

    "Why do you have so much venom? What are you going to do with an elephant?" That made my day XD

  • @joshuamillwood1247
    @joshuamillwood1247 10 років тому +8

    Yeah Australia has the most venomous animals......wait that's not good D:

  • @davidgold3nrose
    @davidgold3nrose 8 років тому +4

    I don't understand why you had to say 'yes there are venomous octopuses'. Isn't it just common sense?

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 8 років тому

      Nae Harris Most people (that I've seen) don't know much about octopuses beyond "they have eight arms". Which is sad, because octopi are very interesting creatures. I wish it was easier to find more information about their escapes in particular.

    • @davidgold3nrose
      @davidgold3nrose 8 років тому

      Pickletine el Taimados I live in Australia and quite often forget we have a lot of poisonous/venomous animals. It's common knowledge not to play with rock pools without a stick because the blue ring octopus is so dangerous. I love animals and know quite a bit about different ones.
      Fun fact: it's octopuses not octopi ( something to do with entomology and it being a Latin based word not Greek or something, it's quite interesting)

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 8 років тому +1

      Nae Harris Ah. That makes sense- living so close to something potentially dangerous can make you forget because potential danger doesn't equate to immediate danger. Thing is though, he lives in America. The three venomous snakes (animals, really) in North America are the copperhead, the rattler, and the water moccasin. Hearing about the blue-ringed octopus in America is surprising.
      Yes, I knew that! It's interesting. The change from -us to -i to denote plural is Greek applied to a Latin-root word. In English grammar, the plural for words ending in -s is to add an -es. Octopi, however, is common because the rules to English grammar are more like general guidelines than rules. I wrote octopi because that's how I'd say it in face-to-face conversation. Lovely, lovely linguistics.

    • @davidgold3nrose
      @davidgold3nrose 8 років тому +1

      Pickletine el Taimados yeah I love learning about language, animals, and science. It's so fascinating

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 8 років тому

      Nae Harris Indeed. :)

  • @nickvoelker7180
    @nickvoelker7180 6 років тому +1

    Late to the party...2019. A few months ago I had a surgery and the Docs used a new nerve block that was derived from jellyfish venom. Post-op should have been an excruciating experience, but with the nerve block I felt nothing for three days. Really didn't get full feeling back for about a month, which was fine with me.

  • @aliceknight6421
    @aliceknight6421 11 років тому +7

    Some animals are dicks. -.- I do have to say though, the last one with the erection one made me laugh my butt off. XD

    • @Optimusprime240
      @Optimusprime240 11 років тому +1

      Yea... I held it together till he paused a second, and said "Yep". I lost my shit at that one word!!!

    • @aliceknight6421
      @aliceknight6421 11 років тому +1

      cx Oh my gosh.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 11 років тому

      funny you should say dick and erection in the same quote :P

    • @aliceknight6421
      @aliceknight6421 11 років тому

      I guess so. cx

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 10 років тому +2

      Priapism is quite bad... one of theways doctors stop it if it doesn't go away on its own is to jab needles into the shaft, and pull out the cooled, jelly like blood from it. If that doesn't work.. they take a scalpel and cut the head from the hole and let it bleed out. All with no sedation.

  • @mr.esvlogs4055
    @mr.esvlogs4055 9 років тому +3

    if you like these vids give thumbs up

  • @YYY-hz6ne
    @YYY-hz6ne 9 років тому +1

    "what're you gonna do with that elephant?" 😂😂😂

  • @10fantic
    @10fantic 7 років тому +1

    Spider is really reinventing the term DIE HARD!

  • @conceptualme
    @conceptualme 6 років тому

    "... a dipped dart can remain deadly for two.. years" my brain was waiting for you to finish off the alliteration with the word "days". Beautiful sentence

  • @Bastesbadassdad
    @Bastesbadassdad Рік тому

    Finally, a youtuber who knows the difference between venomous and poisonous

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 8 років тому

    "...like Popeye eating iceberg lettuce." What an outstanding simile. Bravo!

  • @artkoenig9434
    @artkoenig9434 5 років тому

    Nice shirt, Hank. Informative program. Thanks!

  • @Eden-vm8sb
    @Eden-vm8sb 3 роки тому

    Come to Australia, we have the box jellyfish, inland taipan, sydney funnel web spider (which is usually considered more venomous than the wandering spider), we have our own species of venomous cone snails, we also have blue ringed octopus, and if the animals werent worse enough, we have the gympie gympie plant :)

  • @yusefdanielhassounharmouch1520
    @yusefdanielhassounharmouch1520 7 років тому

    Jim's mom: Don't touch that Jimmy, it might hurt you
    Jim: Mom, we live in Australia, EVERYTHING can hurt me

  • @aubreyinmon4562
    @aubreyinmon4562 7 років тому +2

    I have always said, Australia is the worlds most dangerous prison!

  • @alpenglw4743
    @alpenglw4743 8 років тому +2

    I lived in Brazil for a few months back in 2009, and those Brazilian wandering spiders were everywhere. We would find the things under our beds, in the bathtub, wandering around the dining room... They were all over the place. Seeing how much my sister and I would hike around the jungle-covered hills behind the house and how ignorant we and our parents were to the deadliness of basically everything down there, I'm surprised we were never bitten by anything. Heh, I remember the nextdoor-neighbor's dog was killed by a coral snake in their own back yard. Yep, those were good times.

  • @erickposada6772
    @erickposada6772 7 років тому

    This guy is a freaking genius.