@@joeblow1830 Why would he need to fear knives when he can get stabbed and shrug it off without any medical attention. 😅If anything when he’s threatened by one he should just burst out laughing
I think it's more because it could solve almost any bad situation involving health (diseases, injuries...), so the writers would have been even more in trouble to find new plots that they already are
I would rather spend 30 minutes (45 minutes with ads) watching a guy talk about how awful this show is than spend 45 minutes watching the show. I’m clearly not the only one. In other words, just having this guy talk about how bad the show is is more entertaining than the show itself.
During the first season, after seeing a couple of his vids, I stated watching the show just to see how badly he was exaggerating stuff. I figured he was being a little over the top. He wasn't the show is just terribly written and it's very clear at this point the writing staffs only priority is to social justice crusade using idiocy as their weapon of choice. To hell with writing a quality show and then injecting some social issues into it. Just write pure crap about social justice issues and tape a famous brand to it.
Doesn’t Mary have millions of dollars from selling stock in her Mom’s company? She could literally open a free clinic, hire actual doctors, and be completely legit, but nooooooooo.
because it's batwoman, and in batwoman it's more important to blame everyone else for your mistakes, wax philosophically over your bs political opinions, and be the center of attention, demanding everybody kiss your ass because you decided to not be useless, than to help others and cooperate with those that disagree with you, to achieve the best result for the benefit all involved... -_-
There are three times this very episode that I KNOW the writers intend the viewers to side with someone who's absolutely wrong. First, Angelique accosting the harassed doctor and accusing him of racism. Second, Jacob taking Mary to task for having run an illegal clinic and treating her patients as guinea pigs. Third, Angelique the drug dealer bitching at Ryan for her having installed spyware onto her phone on behalf of the Crows. The writers are true sociopaths if they can't understand how terribly skewed their moral compass is to present these scenarios as they have.
Jlongbone has starting to crack I think she said in her last Batwoman video that she doesn't think she can do it for long, its finally getting to her and it's not even funny Thorias, Jlongbone , Thorias poor brave souls 😭😭😭
Jlongbone - “I can’t do this anymore” Thorias - “mind beginning to break” EFAP Crew - ^gets the lasso^ “with us boys and girls we shall see this onto season 3”
I have started to dislike her bideos because she has no sense of critiqal gthinking she hates just to hate, Alice is the best character but JLongbone have been hating on her since the start.. even efap laghs at Alices sspeeches but they are saying that she is the only one that can act.
The fact that they’re going with the “all doctors are racist” thing in the middle of a global pandemic where doctors and nurses have been running ragged helping as many people as humanly possible shows that they can get dumber. Baffling I know 🙄
This an essentially racist comment. Trials have been made worldwide and they all came out in favour of Ivermectin, and this includes European countries and Israel. It seems that medical claims coming out of the WHO and the FDA are supposed to be good enough for less developed countries, but claims coming from less developed countries are not supposed to be good enough for developed countries. Two European countries have already approved Ivermectin for Covid treatment. Isn't it surprising that the developed Western countries are among those who seem to have the highest level of deaths, even accounting for the age groups?
When Mary said "My mom would never do such a thing!" I also immediately thought: "Um, didn't she falsify evidence to make Jacob think his daughter was dead, send men to attack Kate and steal evidence from her, and try to blow Alice up? Yeah, she was a real saint." And what was that Alice made her confess to about Hamilton Dynamics selling weapons to criminals? Say, now that Hamilton is on the Crows' radar (for now), maybe they'll actually look into that. (Of course, they probably forgot about that before Crisis.)
Lol... I know right... I grew up in a time with tng, ds9, b5, Buffy, farscape, Lois and Clark, smallville etc... These modern internet critics would never have been able to earn a living 😂
Every attempt this show makes to make a character look good back fires, and it always could have been easily avoided. Take the hospital scene, it was meant to show us how much Angelic cares for Ryan instead made her out to be a brat. This could've worked if first, the hospital wasn't crowded; The doctor Angelic got was fooling around on his phone instead of trying to save a dying patient and if a white person who just arrived got amended before Ryan. I've said it before and I'll say it again this shows biggest enemy is its own writers
Ryan: "When I care I fights for them!" Also Ryan: "Call my ex? To save a little boy? Hellll no!" Ryan: "So then you called 911, RIGHT?" Also Ryan: "This kidnapper turning black boys into gangmembers. Nah, it'll be fine!"
I watching tons of review channels and what I'm getting is this show isn't even laughably bad anymore. Its just bad 😂 I can see theyre not having fun anymore. It's torture at this point. I'm afraid everyone is gonna throw in the towel now 😔
It looks that way. Az is hanging on by a thread. JLongbone is having less fun each episode. EFAP can't generate the excitement for these episodes like they did for the season premiere. The Drinker seems done with it, etc. Damn shame.
I hope Batwoman never gets cancelled, because I love, and look forward to, his reviews. They are waaay more entertaining than the show! And when I saw the scene where Angelic said the thing about "black woman dying at a disproportionate rate" I found it to be so cringeworthy and I'm a black person. This show is so over the top with everything they do, especially regarding homosexuality and race, that I feel like they are totally missing the mark, and the messages they are trying to convey are coming off as forced, trite and basically unbelievable. That's why Thorias' reviews are so much more entertaining, because he makes sense from a show that makes no sense.
That's the bad part about it. This is the writers' impression of what Black people act and sound like, which is basically to blame all their problems on anyone else but themselves. That's why the reveal that Ryan's arrest was legit, made her look like a fool, more so than usual.
Listen Mary, if you think you did nothing wrong, Shut your mouth, wait a short time and reopen your "clinic" somewhere else. If Jacobs went this long without knowing what's going on, surely he won't notice you running another. These writers of this show are terrible.
They're beyond terrible... I'm not sure a word has yet been created that describes how bad they are... At least bad shows have good moments or scenes per episode... This show can't even manage that.
@@taragnor you forgot Mary is a billionaire... that means she has to brag on to all the poor folk to give her money for hospitals, so that she doesn't need to spend a dime 😂
Right? Mary's literally a multi-billionaire. She could easily set up a free clinic to treat all the people who used to come into her illegal clinic, staff it with licensed, qualified medical personnel and still accomplish everything she was doing before. But no, she has to play the victim card just because she can't pretend to be a doctor herself. What a joke.
@@tjfrye11 Exactly, Kate isn't even there yet she's getting more recognition than Ryan. And that stunt she pulled in eighth grade, yeah just shows she loves no one but herself.
"When Ryan cares about someone, she fights for them. But when Sophie cares for about someone, she just lets them die in a plane crash!" I had to pause the video to laugh for like 10-15 minutes after that. Holy shit this show is stupid.
It would have been great if they cut to the coding patient, and it was a black woman. That would require acknowledgment of the possibility of hypocrisy though, so of course these writers will never do that.
Meanwhile the Punisher has a bullet in the ass and needs a teenager without medical experience to put out the bullet and stitch the wound... Talk about writing!
1:23-2:21 LOL! So now the writers realize they screwed up and are backpedaling at mach speed. Hilarious. 2:21-3:12 Yes, resort to kidnapping when a simple phone call could get the same result, without breaking the law and putting innocents at risk of course. That's the show's logic for you. 3:26-3:52 So again they ignore the easy answer to move the plot forward. Then again, Mary didn't even remove the bullet so she really didn't do much good in the end. 3:53-4:34 Just shows SJWs really don't care about people's lives, especially drug abusers like Angelique. *She's* gonna lecture a doctor with a patient in cardiac arrest about life? Seriously? The arrogance of these writers is mind-boggling. 5:24-5:38 So now Safiyah is trying to blame Ocean for what happened to Kate? Yeah, she's just stringing Alice along, she probably doesn't even have Kate, yet another lie on her part. 6:51-7:18 Yes, trash the lawyer who's trying to be reasonable. If it drags out for too long she *will* be declared legally dead, that's how the world works. And if the Twitter mob can't handle that, then that's their problem. 8:06-8:25 Just shows they shoehorned that in this episode, had Sophie known she could've accessed the Crows' database and find Ocean that episode, but because the plot didn't allow it she couldn't. 8:32-9:03 So they want to turn Angelique's phone into a tracker? Wouldn't it be easier to try and get Ocean's number and track *his* phone? Yeah, simple solutions don't seem to fly with these writers. 9:04-9:21 So, she wants the Crows to give Angelique a full pardon if she helps them. She's a *criminal* who got Ryan locked away for *her* drug habits, *still* sells drugs even after that, yet Ryan wants her exonerated because she can't bear to see her beloved to go prison. Right. 10:21-11:02 Thorias, the show is not supposed to make sense, you'll lose your mind if you try. 11:03-11:11 Oh *NOW* she confesses that she's been practicing medicine without a license. Did she forget what happened when her mother confessed to Jacob that she tampered with DNA evidence so he's stop looking for Beth? She should know that her father really dislikes his loved ones keeping secrets from him. 11:12-11:40 She thinking moving drugs gives her respect? Ryan needs to get away from her, lest she bring her down with her. 11:57-12:34 That was *WAY* below the belt, if I was Sophie I would've clobbered her for that. Hey she wouldn't be able to cry racism because they're the same color. Even better, if Ryan goes ACAB then Sophie can accuse *her* of racism. Use her argument against her. 16:18-17:30 Yeah, Luke should know that a radioactive bullet would be fatal, the writers aren't even trying to let him contribute to the story. 17:56-18:09 Nope, wouldn't surprise me at all, the misandry is suffocating in this show. 18:10-19:18 Yep, just retcon a whole subplot and have it happen off-screen. 19:48-20:17 Once again the show ignores the laws of physics for the sake of the plot, no surprise there. 20:18-20:34 And we can't have a man think in advance, that would be... sexist. 20:52-21:25 Not only that, Hamilton Dynamics is a *weapons manufacturer,* there's no human experimentation going on there. What, the plot says there is? And the plot is never wrong? Gotcha. 22:49-23:39 Yep, she did a Kate, letting criminals escape for no reason. *Why* does the city need Batwoman again? 25:09-27:55 YES! Finally someone puts their foot down on Mary's illegal abortion clinic. Because her mother definitely didn't, she approved of Mary breaking the law and not thinking twice about it, like mother like daughter I suppose. And Mary takes it as a personal attack? Ever notice how the characters the show claim to be *SO* brilliant are actually incredibly stupid. 28:18-28:47 Yeah, Alice is boned, heck both of them are at this point.
The virtue-signaling regarding the hospital visit pissed me off. First, you're telling me that they couldn't get Ryan a private doctor? They don't have any money for that? Alfred took care of Bruce's wounds we he got into problems, but it was clear Alfred was capable of treating him. Not only does taking Ryan to a hospital invoke a RISK it just makes it more complicated when she has to LIE about her condition. Because guess what? If you LIE about the circumstances surrounding your injuries, doctors aren't going to be able to treat you properly. Ryan clearly isn't coding, and is able to wait without much issues. Welcome to the hospital. Other patients have priority over you because their needs have to be met before yours. Unless you came in barely breathing in an ambulance, you have to wait like everyone else. Flagging a doctor isn't going to do jack. Especially if they're busy. The fact they tried to make this a "black" issue is even more insulting because the topic they're tackling isn't even tackling the right one. The problem is that many hospitals and overworked and understaffed. They aren't necessarily ignoring you because BLACK. They're trying to deal with several patients while more are coming in.
But you must remember, this show never lets the facts get in the way of their narrative. If they say all doctors are racist bastards, then they are. End of discussion. It's just like The Last of Us 2, a tale of right and wrong written by people who think they're always right.
Someone really needs to tell these "writers" that a protagonist should be likable, or at least interesting, because Ryan is neither and it seems like she's becoming more and more unlikable as the show continues. Also, the magical cure-all blood suddenly can't magically cure everything anymore? Brilliant! This show is trash but I'm loving these reviews! Keep up the good work!
“If you don’t like our strong, black, lesbian female lead, you’re a bigot. It’s not that we wrote a bad character and the plot has more holes than a screen door.”
The really funny thing is: originally when Mary got the miracle cure-all from Alice, she had to choose whether her or her mother got it, because there was only enough for one person. But apparently now even the smallest bit of it is enough to totally cure cancer and everything else in hundreds of people. These are quite possibly the worst writers to work for a professional tv show ever.
I still for the life of me don't get why the hell Alice would give Mary the Miracle Cure-All in the first place?! Yeah it was the antinode to the poison she gave Mary and her mom but their are hundreds of other kinds of poisons where the cure for it doesn't give you super healing! Why would Alice what to give this to people she hates and blames for her family abandoning her!?
I think I get what was going on but the show does a poorly job explaining it since every episode is just written as individuals. The super poison was most likely made from the same thing that makes the super cure. So this makes it not curable without a dose of that cure potion because they are both pure D Rose. The blood that was stolen from Mary was, I'm guessing 3 blood bags, 2 for the vampire episode and 1 for the Beth and Alice episode, all used at times to save someone. After a while the super cure leaves the blood, Mary figured out because she took samples from herself and at some point, the super cure was out of her system, this would be after saving Parallel Beth. I'm guessing unlike the actual doctors in the show, at the beginning of the episode, Mary actually studied the blood of the old lady that healed from cancer and saw that the super cure can't be transferred from her blood as it wouldn't work since it was just a minor version of it as was the poison from the bats were also minor since they just got it from dead Mouse's blood, so those doctors were just doing human experiments that had a success rate lower than Uroboros(RE5) with cancer savior little kids in the room. As for why give a super cure to a super poison these are Arrowverse characters and because its a fictional poison and cure so it works along the lines of a golden age comic book like, "Gosh, lucky I have this or I would be in a bad situation," said just about every golden age superhero. Plus between all the shit, team Flash has cured it wouldn't surprise me if the arrowverse medicine can cure anything in the world if the doctor is "smart enough."
Come on now they clearly do not have thoughts, coherent or otherwise nor do they have talent or training of any kind it would seem, they do remarkably, have jobs though, truly mind boggling :)
Mary is mad cause, Jacob stopped her from cutting to the front of the line...Mary...not a real doctor and actually needs to put in the work at school and get a real degree to be a doctor.....lol..this show!
I find it hysterical that the writers think Mary has had time to go to med school on top of everything else she does. She basically has two full time jobs and that's not even counting Batwoman stuff.
True story: I started watching Batwoman, Season 1 on HBO Max. I was ready to bail on this turd of a show, when I somehow stumbled across this channel and these reviews. I ended up finishing Season 1 and have kept going with Season 2 for one reason: to have context for these recaps. Thorias, this stuff is pure gold.
Somewhere in the middle of all that jabber in this episode about how extracting the cure from a second person's blood wouldn't work, didn't she say something about some sort of blood transfusion as an explanation for why it wasn't in her system anymore? I'm guessing that it's probably a stupid nonsensical reason. (I don't really know much about how transfusions work, and I'd guess that the show's writers probably don't know too much about it either.) And I'm not sure when this was supposed to have happened anyway. But it is... an attempt to give it a reason, at least.
4:10 black ppl also die from health problems that could otherwise be prevented with proper checkups. We tend to only go if something is wrong but if I got shot with Kryptonite! I definitely would tell Mary day 1 lol
Yeah it’s like the covid deaths, did you here so and so died of covid? You mean so and so who smoked a pack a day and couldn’t walk 30m without running out of breath? Yeah he didn’t care about his health doesn’t mean it’s covid fault he’s dead.
Well, annoucements are cheap. Since 2016, Alex Kurtzman has been announcing a Section 31 show and Abrams a Star Trek 4 film. It's just investor baiting. Maybe fewer fishes will bite this time. Although this show does not cost much money to be sure. A group of high-schoolers who actually read comics could do better in a backyard and mom's basement with a cellphone.
@@derekstronf1837 I don't care. I've stopped watching this show by mid first season. They can make ten more if they want to, I won't be watching them either. I'm watching Thorias.
Between having Kate emasculate him for all of season 1, Mary ranting at him for shutting down her ILLEGAL clinic, and the numerous stab wounds he’s miraculously recovered from, I’d argue that Jacob is the real hero of this show.
"Why try to find the sollution to a non-issue (getting cure from #2 to #3) instead of using Mary's blood to just give to everyone?" Oh my... they really ARE hiring writers off Twitter.
What is truly odd is why they kept him in the room with the old man because that is what you want to show some kid, old guy spitting up blood and dying next to you at 10yrs old.
"The Greatest American Hero" 1980's TV......(Fun, Action, and a Super Hero trying to learn the powers of his new suit.) THIS is my Super Hero Show for 2021!!! (PS......it's on UA-cam if you look for it........ Somehow I think Batwoman will never be rebroadcast in 40 years.)
THE A-Team. A bunch of elite soldiers helping innocents against corrupt individuals. One member a black man....not once was the fact he was black turn into an issue. Leverage....similar concept and a team with men and women each with strengths and weaknesses. Not once did things escalate into an unhealthy battle. Bottom line...the older the show...the more respect it showcased to minorities and women.
This is next level hilarous, and not in the fun way but more like watching a extreme fail compilation. They literally make this episode about why they can't make the miracle cure when they already established that they were able to synthesize, mass produce, and distribute it in the same episode they introduce the cure. What's even worse is they are trying to say, "Well, Mary's blood can't be used anymore because it wore off" after explicitly stating it was permanently bonded to her blond. But that doesn't even matter. Mary has already GIVEN her blood to Hamilton labs, which she no longer has any say in, and they already synthesize, mass produce and (you won't convince me otherwise) stockpiled it. Even if Mary no longer has Jesus blood it doesn't matter because the synthetic cure has already been made, mastered, and is under lock and key. And the Show runners and Writers who made it happen DON'T understand that?! WTF?
I hope the writers room of this show realize their legacy is destined to only ever be used in creative writing classes as the prime example of what not to do.
The notion Luke was in any way hard on Ryan after initially cracking down on her is a side effect of the paint the hack writers were huffing when writing this nonsense.
I’m guessing that Jacob has been stabbed in the gut so many times that his gut is nothing but scar tissue, hence no harm to Jacob. Or maybe everyone is stabbing him in exactly the same spot, and he has a “scar knife sheath”. Lol, this show.
I vaguely remember in like episode 3 Thorias saying Mary was the most likeable character and deserved to be on a better show than this. After the last 6 episodes I wonder if the writers ruined her internationally or if I just imagined him saying that.
9:45 Fuck that shit! If the drug was going to pass through her system, it would have done so within 24 hours, like most other drugs on and off the market! This thing was in her blood for months, possibly close to a year, and now all of a sudden it just isn't in her bloody anymore?
Batwoman season 2 reminds me that third rock from the sun scene. Where three idiot enter a children writing contest, and preacher about racism. During their idiocy the camera switch to a black girl and white girl watching this stupidity unfold. (Third rock from the sun was truly ahead of it time.)
i'm pretty sure that someone in the writers room had heard of optogenetics (the uv altering brain thingie) - and completely misunderstood the mechanics of it (imagine my surprise)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this entire show has just been a giant art project that had nothing to do with making a Batwoman TV show. I think it's a social statement of some sort.
The irony is that it is their own characters ( the writers ) that they are projecting and yes it is a social statement, their own demented, whining/screeching, horrific, hollowed out one at that, it is fucking tragic.
10:50 The blood they used was the blood that vampire chick extracted last season. It didn't come from Mary this season. The transfusion she got in that episode is why they can't use her current blood.
So, the apparently stupid explanation that makes no sense for why Mary doesn't have super blood anymore is because the fake Vampire lady drained all the cure tisms out of it in season 1. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not how blood works.
Except that Mary told Aaron that doctors could extract the drug from her blood and use it to treat people, so apparently it's still in there even though she said it wasn't like 30 seconds earlier.
Yeah, I don't know why she'd tell him that the cure came from her blood, then follow that up by saying it doesn't work anymore. Giving a dangerous psycho conflicting information that'll get his hopes up, then make them crash right back down isn't exactly smart. Then there's the issue of Mary and Jacob being in this situation in the first place because a doctor decided to do things in the most roundabout, evil way he could think of. Which is a situation that only came about because they apparently used up all of the blood Mary donated to cure everyone who got bit by a bat and didn't think to keep a few samples, or make more of the magical blood cure just in case. I guess they assumed that no one would ever get that bat bite poison ever again, or that there would be no benefit from studying it, or whatever. And that leads to the stupid of why Mary didn't start drawing samples of her blood to keep on hand the moment she learned it was super blood. All it took was a syringe to cure the fabric of reality trying to delete someone. Surely, she wouldn't have needed to store that much to use for an occasional emergency! The stupid just keeps compounding! My head hurts...
haven't watch this, been refreshing the page waiting on this you took your time!!!! preach how did smart Luke from the comic turn into a joke smh she called him useless ffs smh
whomever gave them the idea of uv light inside the human body must have been _evil_ , and orange, and the greatest hero/villain History has ever seen... writers could learn a thing or two about him.
Dude, get some gal to come over, give you a massage with a happy ending, have a drink, listen to some soothing music and mellow out for a while. You've got almost 38k fans who enjoy your commentary and don't want you to kick from a stroke, brain bleed, or heart attack. Great review as usual.
I still don’t know why kryptonite huts people now, but if you could actually make it get into your bloodstream, you could probably become a problem to Superman. He couldn’t come near you if you were irradiated (I know there would be ways but could you imagine a criminal gang that all had kryptonite blood?)
I've never watched an episode of the garbage show in my entire life, yet it has given me so much joy. Just watching Thorias descend into insanity while raving at the sheer incompetence and stupidity of the show keeps me in tears of joy. I know that the guy is suffering, but meh, the rest of us are enjoying it. 🤣🤣🤣 At least he gets the 'likes'. That makes it all worth it. Right? 🙄🤔 Keep up the good work, fella. This is internet gold. 😎👍
Welcome back to Thorias's descent to madness
*descent
@@James_Bee Thanks
you want to pay for your insanity with cash, check, or credit card?
@@sebicmiel4221 Credit maybe? 😂
At the Mountains of Gotham...
Jacob is like Olaf in Frozen, whenever he gets mortally wounded he be like: “Oh would you look at that I’ve been impaled”
Lmao 😂 alright..this got me. Good job.
@@makisky4495 Glad I could brighten up your day 😄
I’m surprised Jacob doesn’t have a mortal fear of knives at this point with how often he gets stabbed.
@@joeblow1830 Why would he need to fear knives when he can get stabbed and shrug it off without any medical attention. 😅If anything when he’s threatened by one he should just burst out laughing
😂🤣
They literally had to nerf Mary’s cure-all-blood because she way more OP than the main characters. That’s just so damn pathetic
The fact it was a thing in the first place is sorta pathetic and lazy writing.
You actually watch the show?
@@lacrosse1314 yes I did, I wanted to get a head start on the amazing show that is Batwoman lol
Like bruh she was poisoned like 2 years ago in the timeline, the cure would've left her body by this point
I think it's more because it could solve almost any bad situation involving health (diseases, injuries...), so the writers would have been even more in trouble to find new plots that they already are
I would rather spend 30 minutes (45 minutes with ads) watching a guy talk about how awful this show is than spend 45 minutes watching the show. I’m clearly not the only one.
In other words, just having this guy talk about how bad the show is is more entertaining than the show itself.
100% FACTS 👏🏾
Exactly.
During the first season, after seeing a couple of his vids, I stated watching the show just to see how badly he was exaggerating stuff. I figured he was being a little over the top. He wasn't the show is just terribly written and it's very clear at this point the writing staffs only priority is to social justice crusade using idiocy as their weapon of choice. To hell with writing a quality show and then injecting some social issues into it. Just write pure crap about social justice issues and tape a famous brand to it.
@@toddtaylor6506 season 2 is honestly worse than season 1 because at least season 1 was entertaining. This one is not
Doesn’t Mary have millions of dollars from selling stock in her Mom’s company? She could literally open a free clinic, hire actual doctors, and be completely legit, but nooooooooo.
😂😂😂 great point!!!
That would make sense. In Batwoman, sense isn't allowed.
She made billions actually
because it's batwoman,
and in batwoman it's more important to blame everyone else for your mistakes,
wax philosophically over your bs political opinions,
and be the center of attention, demanding everybody kiss your ass because you decided to not be useless,
than to help others and cooperate with those that disagree with you, to achieve the best result for the benefit all involved... -_-
@@ZION73082 2021 in a nusthel
Oh no. Ryan and the *DRUG DEALER* broke up. Right when Ryan needed her, the *DRUG DEALER* decided she couldn't trust her. Tragic.
10 to 1 Sophie and Ryan are going to hook up by the end of the season
@Budgie Cat or even worse, have her hookup with Luke, declaring her to be going both ways like the actress who plays her.
I’m kind of just loving the fact that Ryan spent multiple episodes attacking drug addicts to find their dealers.
This show:
Doctors: *BaD*
Drug Dealers: *GoOd*
@@Nabinut Never going to happen, the woke seem to despise bi people
"Any normal tv show would probably want us to sympathize with the doctor in this situation"
Man, I wish I had your optimism.
There are three times this very episode that I KNOW the writers intend the viewers to side with someone who's absolutely wrong. First, Angelique accosting the harassed doctor and accusing him of racism. Second, Jacob taking Mary to task for having run an illegal clinic and treating her patients as guinea pigs. Third, Angelique the drug dealer bitching at Ryan for her having installed spyware onto her phone on behalf of the Crows.
The writers are true sociopaths if they can't understand how terribly skewed their moral compass is to present these scenarios as they have.
Jlongbone has starting to crack I think she said in her last Batwoman video that she doesn't think she can do it for long, its finally getting to her and it's not even funny
Thorias, Jlongbone , Thorias poor brave souls 😭😭😭
Jlongbone - “I can’t do this anymore”
Thorias - “mind beginning to break”
EFAP Crew - ^gets the lasso^ “with us boys and girls we shall see this onto season 3”
I don't even watch the show and these characters are pissing me off
I saw that review as well. I can't imagine how her reaction video will be for this one.
I have started to dislike her bideos because she has no sense of critiqal gthinking she hates just to hate, Alice is the best character but JLongbone have been hating on her since the start.. even efap laghs at Alices sspeeches but they are saying that she is the only one that can act.
"Did the story editor just not come into work today?"
Silly Thorias SJW's don't believe in Editors
Comes with the "Accept me as I am" attitude.
Editing, and "work" in general, are racist don't you know?
Or a story.... lol
It's because merit is white supremacy.
And will probably call you various ists and phobes for suggesting they edit.
The fact that they’re going with the “all doctors are racist” thing in the middle of a global pandemic where doctors and nurses have been running ragged helping as many people as humanly possible shows that they can get dumber. Baffling I know 🙄
I think that was purposely, any medical people got praised more than the writer's Female Reich
I know TV is fiction but
SERIOUSLY!
SOME TACT, CW!!
JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!
And dancing on TikTok, don't forget that contribution.
@@Acesahn we don’t talk about that 😂😂😂
This an essentially racist comment. Trials have been made worldwide and they all came out in favour of Ivermectin, and this includes European countries and Israel.
It seems that medical claims coming out of the WHO and the FDA are supposed to be good enough for less developed countries, but claims coming from less developed countries are not supposed to be good enough for developed countries. Two European countries have already approved Ivermectin for Covid treatment.
Isn't it surprising that the developed Western countries are among those who seem to have the highest level of deaths, even accounting for the age groups?
Ryan is like Twitter, you can apologize but they won't care, you aren't allowed to question them or make a mistake.
"Oh my god, they stabbed Jacob! You bastards!"
Exactly what came to my mind, too.
they would succeed to kill him if they stabbed him with desert eagle.
When Mary said "My mom would never do such a thing!" I also immediately thought: "Um, didn't she falsify evidence to make Jacob think his daughter was dead, send men to attack Kate and steal evidence from her, and try to blow Alice up? Yeah, she was a real saint." And what was that Alice made her confess to about Hamilton Dynamics selling weapons to criminals? Say, now that Hamilton is on the Crows' radar (for now), maybe they'll actually look into that. (Of course, they probably forgot about that before Crisis.)
I sincerely hope they keep making shows like this. They're terrible, but their value on the secondary critic market is immense.
Lol... I know right... I grew up in a time with tng, ds9, b5, Buffy, farscape, Lois and Clark, smallville etc... These modern internet critics would never have been able to earn a living 😂
YES! Gives us something of real value to watch! It’s like the 2020s version of the original “Talk soup” hosted way back by Greg Kinnear.
Jacob has built up an immunity to stab wounds to the gut, by repeatedly getting stabbed in the gut.
Every attempt this show makes to make a character look good back fires, and it always could have been easily avoided. Take the hospital scene, it was meant to show us how much Angelic cares for Ryan instead made her out to be a brat. This could've worked if first, the hospital wasn't crowded; The doctor Angelic got was fooling around on his phone instead of trying to save a dying patient and if a white person who just arrived got amended before Ryan.
I've said it before and I'll say it again this shows biggest enemy is its own writers
or to make it even better, just any patient gets amended before ryan regardless of race. just to really mess with them
And remember ladies and gentlemen: even after all of this, Batwoman is still getting a season 3. Take a moment and let that sit in your brain.
At this point, I'm pretty sure the show runners or writers are just trying to pay Thorias's rent.
And Firefly got cancelled after after one season.
@@grantpflum6844 Lol, I started re-watching Firefly 2 days ago. Good comparison.
Wonder if it still will after this last episode had under 500k that watched it
@@grantpflum6844 I was just about to post this. 🤣
A little note: thorias, this poor courageous soul, did this review at the heels of watching the Sasha Braus episode.
Yeah, not a good idea😄😄😄
@Domagoj Čović he twitted he watched the episode prior to rendering the review.
@Domagoj Čović oh people were pissed when Erwin died lol, the thing with Sasha is that she had a lasting impression I guess.
I just saw that episode last night! All I can say is Gabi is now my most hated character EVER!
no wonder, he is absolutely livid
Bite your tongue. Sasha was awesome.
Ryan: "When I care I fights for them!"
Also Ryan: "Call my ex? To save a little boy? Hellll no!"
Ryan: "So then you called 911, RIGHT?"
Also Ryan: "This kidnapper turning black boys into gangmembers. Nah, it'll be fine!"
Defund the police:
Call 911...
Jacob is given a guilt trip when really he should be tripping over his guts, a gut trip if you will.
If he just had the guts for it. Oh wait, i think i can see some of it on the floor
I watching tons of review channels and what I'm getting is this show isn't even laughably bad anymore. Its just bad 😂 I can see theyre not having fun anymore. It's torture at this point. I'm afraid everyone is gonna throw in the towel now 😔
It looks that way. Az is hanging on by a thread. JLongbone is having less fun each episode. EFAP can't generate the excitement for these episodes like they did for the season premiere. The Drinker seems done with it, etc. Damn shame.
How about you stop being a Tool get your own brain watch the show and make you own opinion.
@@Gameova15 I watched the entire first season of this show, and that was one season too many. I’m not giving this dumpster fire anymore views
@@andrewconrad2859 yet I gt plenty of laugh in by the reviewers descent into hell.
@@Gameova15 why suffer when you can watch other ppl suffer instead?
I hope Batwoman never gets cancelled, because I love, and look forward to, his reviews. They are waaay more entertaining than the show! And when I saw the scene where Angelic said the thing about "black woman dying at a disproportionate rate" I found it to be so cringeworthy and I'm a black person. This show is so over the top with everything they do, especially regarding homosexuality and race, that I feel like they are totally missing the mark, and the messages they are trying to convey are coming off as forced, trite and basically unbelievable. That's why Thorias' reviews are so much more entertaining, because he makes sense from a show that makes no sense.
That's the bad part about it. This is the writers' impression of what Black people act and sound like, which is basically to blame all their problems on anyone else but themselves. That's why the reveal that Ryan's arrest was legit, made her look like a fool, more so than usual.
Listen Mary, if you think you did nothing wrong, Shut your mouth, wait a short time and reopen your "clinic" somewhere else. If Jacobs went this long without knowing what's going on, surely he won't notice you running another.
These writers of this show are terrible.
They're beyond terrible... I'm not sure a word has yet been created that describes how bad they are...
At least bad shows have good moments or scenes per episode... This show can't even manage that.
Forget about that. I mean... Mary is a billionaire, how about opening a real hospital and hiring actual qualified doctors.
@@taragnor or even better, open many hospitals throughout Gotham 😊
@@taragnor you forgot Mary is a billionaire... that means she has to brag on to all the poor folk to give her money for hospitals, so that she doesn't need to spend a dime 😂
Right? Mary's literally a multi-billionaire. She could easily set up a free clinic to treat all the people who used to come into her illegal clinic, staff it with licensed, qualified medical personnel and still accomplish everything she was doing before. But no, she has to play the victim card just because she can't pretend to be a doctor herself. What a joke.
Kate Kane- I'm the worst character ever!!
Ryan Wilder- Hold my girlfriend's drugs!!
Nah Ryan would be more like "Hold those drugs my girlfriend was framed for having."
@@Xehanort10 ryan was framed for having the drugs, i thought. not her girlfriend
i don't know, i think kate is still a worse character. at least ryan has some decent bits. kate was just pure pain
LOVE THIS, starter
XD
@@tjfrye11 Exactly, Kate isn't even there yet she's getting more recognition than Ryan. And that stunt she pulled in eighth grade, yeah just shows she loves no one but herself.
"When Ryan cares about someone, she fights for them. But when Sophie cares for about someone, she just lets them die in a plane crash!" I had to pause the video to laugh for like 10-15 minutes after that. Holy shit this show is stupid.
$50 Thorias doesn't make it past S2 before he's taken to the nut house.
I will take you up on that.
Nah he will probably be the villain of season 3 as Batwoman's Joker. You can hear the laugh.
@@Crux_JCr Please Thorias has way more respect for himself than to be on a show as bad as Batwahman.
@@Crux_JCr You do the Joker a disservice with that. That's saying something.
💵💵 Deal 💵💵
It would have been great if they cut to the coding patient, and it was a black woman. That would require acknowledgment of the possibility of hypocrisy though, so of course these writers will never do that.
I'm convinced Jacob has a superpower, he can survive any stab wound.
Dougray Scott WAS supposed to be Wolverine, so....
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Alice got stabbed in a previous episode and shrugged it off too. So we know it's hereditary as well.
But how would he react to being hit by a trumpet?
@@hassathunter2464
Jazz hands?
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Meanwhile the Punisher has a bullet in the ass and needs a teenager without medical experience to put out the bullet and stitch the wound...
Talk about writing!
When I listen to you I constantly think: "He's making it up, this is impossible! I have to see it myself!" Then I remember that the show is on The CW.
1:23-2:21 LOL! So now the writers realize they screwed up and are backpedaling at mach speed. Hilarious.
2:21-3:12 Yes, resort to kidnapping when a simple phone call could get the same result, without breaking the law and putting innocents at risk of course. That's the show's logic for you.
3:26-3:52 So again they ignore the easy answer to move the plot forward. Then again, Mary didn't even remove the bullet so she really didn't do much good in the end.
3:53-4:34 Just shows SJWs really don't care about people's lives, especially drug abusers like Angelique. *She's* gonna lecture a doctor with a patient in cardiac arrest about life? Seriously? The arrogance of these writers is mind-boggling.
5:24-5:38 So now Safiyah is trying to blame Ocean for what happened to Kate? Yeah, she's just stringing Alice along, she probably doesn't even have Kate, yet another lie on her part.
6:51-7:18 Yes, trash the lawyer who's trying to be reasonable. If it drags out for too long she *will* be declared legally dead, that's how the world works. And if the Twitter mob can't handle that, then that's their problem.
8:06-8:25 Just shows they shoehorned that in this episode, had Sophie known she could've accessed the Crows' database and find Ocean that episode, but because the plot didn't allow it she couldn't.
8:32-9:03 So they want to turn Angelique's phone into a tracker? Wouldn't it be easier to try and get Ocean's number and track *his* phone? Yeah, simple solutions don't seem to fly with these writers.
9:04-9:21 So, she wants the Crows to give Angelique a full pardon if she helps them. She's a *criminal* who got Ryan locked away for *her* drug habits, *still* sells drugs even after that, yet Ryan wants her exonerated because she can't bear to see her beloved to go prison. Right.
10:21-11:02 Thorias, the show is not supposed to make sense, you'll lose your mind if you try.
11:03-11:11 Oh *NOW* she confesses that she's been practicing medicine without a license. Did she forget what happened when her mother confessed to Jacob that she tampered with DNA evidence so he's stop looking for Beth? She should know that her father really dislikes his loved ones keeping secrets from him.
11:12-11:40 She thinking moving drugs gives her respect? Ryan needs to get away from her, lest she bring her down with her.
11:57-12:34 That was *WAY* below the belt, if I was Sophie I would've clobbered her for that. Hey she wouldn't be able to cry racism because they're the same color. Even better, if Ryan goes ACAB then Sophie can accuse *her* of racism. Use her argument against her.
16:18-17:30 Yeah, Luke should know that a radioactive bullet would be fatal, the writers aren't even trying to let him contribute to the story.
17:56-18:09 Nope, wouldn't surprise me at all, the misandry is suffocating in this show.
18:10-19:18 Yep, just retcon a whole subplot and have it happen off-screen.
19:48-20:17 Once again the show ignores the laws of physics for the sake of the plot, no surprise there.
20:18-20:34 And we can't have a man think in advance, that would be... sexist.
20:52-21:25 Not only that, Hamilton Dynamics is a *weapons manufacturer,* there's no human experimentation going on there. What, the plot says there is? And the plot is never wrong? Gotcha.
22:49-23:39 Yep, she did a Kate, letting criminals escape for no reason. *Why* does the city need Batwoman again?
25:09-27:55 YES! Finally someone puts their foot down on Mary's illegal abortion clinic. Because her mother definitely didn't, she approved of Mary breaking the law and not thinking twice about it, like mother like daughter I suppose.
And Mary takes it as a personal attack? Ever notice how the characters the show claim to be *SO* brilliant are actually incredibly stupid.
28:18-28:47 Yeah, Alice is boned, heck both of them are at this point.
The virtue-signaling regarding the hospital visit pissed me off. First, you're telling me that they couldn't get Ryan a private doctor? They don't have any money for that? Alfred took care of Bruce's wounds we he got into problems, but it was clear Alfred was capable of treating him. Not only does taking Ryan to a hospital invoke a RISK it just makes it more complicated when she has to LIE about her condition. Because guess what? If you LIE about the circumstances surrounding your injuries, doctors aren't going to be able to treat you properly. Ryan clearly isn't coding, and is able to wait without much issues. Welcome to the hospital. Other patients have priority over you because their needs have to be met before yours. Unless you came in barely breathing in an ambulance, you have to wait like everyone else. Flagging a doctor isn't going to do jack. Especially if they're busy.
The fact they tried to make this a "black" issue is even more insulting because the topic they're tackling isn't even tackling the right one. The problem is that many hospitals and overworked and understaffed. They aren't necessarily ignoring you because BLACK. They're trying to deal with several patients while more are coming in.
But you must remember, this show never lets the facts get in the way of their narrative. If they say all doctors are racist bastards, then they are. End of discussion. It's just like The Last of Us 2, a tale of right and wrong written by people who think they're always right.
Someone really needs to tell these "writers" that a protagonist should be likable, or at least interesting, because Ryan is neither and it seems like she's becoming more and more unlikable as the show continues. Also, the magical cure-all blood suddenly can't magically cure everything anymore? Brilliant!
This show is trash but I'm loving these reviews! Keep up the good work!
"she's becoming more and more unlikable as the show continues. "...
yeaah,,,and continuing it will ,..
Ryan Wilder has mixed alignment of Chaotic Good & Chaotic Neutral.
“If you don’t like our strong, black, lesbian female lead, you’re a bigot. It’s not that we wrote a bad character and the plot has more holes than a screen door.”
It would help it the writers knew what the definition of a hero was.
The really funny thing is: originally when Mary got the miracle cure-all from Alice, she had to choose whether her or her mother got it, because there was only enough for one person. But apparently now even the smallest bit of it is enough to totally cure cancer and everything else in hundreds of people.
These are quite possibly the worst writers to work for a professional tv show ever.
I still for the life of me don't get why the hell Alice would give Mary the Miracle Cure-All in the first place?! Yeah it was the antinode to the poison she gave Mary and her mom but their are hundreds of other kinds of poisons where the cure for it doesn't give you super healing! Why would Alice what to give this to people she hates and blames for her family abandoning her!?
I think I get what was going on but the show does a poorly job explaining it since every episode is just written as individuals. The super poison was most likely made from the same thing that makes the super cure. So this makes it not curable without a dose of that cure potion because they are both pure D Rose. The blood that was stolen from Mary was, I'm guessing 3 blood bags, 2 for the vampire episode and 1 for the Beth and Alice episode, all used at times to save someone. After a while the super cure leaves the blood, Mary figured out because she took samples from herself and at some point, the super cure was out of her system, this would be after saving Parallel Beth. I'm guessing unlike the actual doctors in the show, at the beginning of the episode, Mary actually studied the blood of the old lady that healed from cancer and saw that the super cure can't be transferred from her blood as it wouldn't work since it was just a minor version of it as was the poison from the bats were also minor since they just got it from dead Mouse's blood, so those doctors were just doing human experiments that had a success rate lower than Uroboros(RE5) with cancer savior little kids in the room.
As for why give a super cure to a super poison these are Arrowverse characters and because its a fictional poison and cure so it works along the lines of a golden age comic book like, "Gosh, lucky I have this or I would be in a bad situation," said just about every golden age superhero. Plus between all the shit, team Flash has cured it wouldn't surprise me if the arrowverse medicine can cure anything in the world if the doctor is "smart enough."
The mental gymnastics going on in the writer room never ceases to amaze me.
Come on now they clearly do not have thoughts, coherent or otherwise nor do they have talent or training of any kind it would seem, they do remarkably, have jobs though, truly mind boggling :)
They're getting themselves ready to the Mental Olympics Games...
Can we just appreciate Jacob actually shutting down the illegal underground clinic?
Mary is mad cause, Jacob stopped her from cutting to the front of the line...Mary...not a real doctor and actually needs to put in the work at school and get a real degree to be a doctor.....lol..this show!
I find it hysterical that the writers think Mary has had time to go to med school on top of everything else she does. She basically has two full time jobs and that's not even counting Batwoman stuff.
True story: I started watching Batwoman, Season 1 on HBO Max. I was ready to bail on this turd of a show, when I somehow stumbled across this channel and these reviews. I ended up finishing Season 1 and have kept going with Season 2 for one reason: to have context for these recaps. Thorias, this stuff is pure gold.
you know your life sucks when you depend on this poor man's suffering to bring you happiness
"I have super blood"
a few episdoes later "oh i don't have super blood no more. no reason.
Somewhere in the middle of all that jabber in this episode about how extracting the cure from a second person's blood wouldn't work, didn't she say something about some sort of blood transfusion as an explanation for why it wasn't in her system anymore? I'm guessing that it's probably a stupid nonsensical reason. (I don't really know much about how transfusions work, and I'd guess that the show's writers probably don't know too much about it either.) And I'm not sure when this was supposed to have happened anyway. But it is... an attempt to give it a reason, at least.
4:10 black ppl also die from health problems that could otherwise be prevented with proper checkups. We tend to only go if something is wrong but if I got shot with Kryptonite! I definitely would tell Mary day 1 lol
Yeah it’s like the covid deaths, did you here so and so died of covid? You mean so and so who smoked a pack a day and couldn’t walk 30m without running out of breath? Yeah he didn’t care about his health doesn’t mean it’s covid fault he’s dead.
Your confused join the club! We're all confused on how a show this bad got renewed for a third season.
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Well, annoucements are cheap. Since 2016, Alex Kurtzman has been announcing a Section 31 show and Abrams a Star Trek 4 film. It's just investor baiting. Maybe fewer fishes will bite this time. Although this show does not cost much money to be sure. A group of high-schoolers who actually read comics could do better in a backyard and mom's basement with a cellphone.
I pray there won't be a forth
@@derekstronf1837 I don't care. I've stopped watching this show by mid first season. They can make ten more if they want to, I won't be watching them either. I'm watching Thorias.
I don’t know how anyone involved in this show still has a job. If i do work this bad anywhere else, I’d be canned last week.
"That's not how fire works."
Sums it up perfectly I think.
The phrase “I didn’t think the writing could get any worse than this” should be the motto for this show.
My dog is writing a reboot. I expect it to do better than the current writers.
My Grandma can write a better show than this and she's dead.
Between having Kate emasculate him for all of season 1, Mary ranting at him for shutting down her ILLEGAL clinic, and the numerous stab wounds he’s miraculously recovered from, I’d argue that Jacob is the real hero of this show.
It takes truth strength of character to continually put up with such stupidity.
Ahh Thorias, give the writers a little credit. It’s gotta be hard to write a network show AND juggle your 8th grade algebra homework 😂
"Why try to find the sollution to a non-issue (getting cure from #2 to #3) instead of using Mary's blood to just give to everyone?"
Oh my... they really ARE hiring writers off Twitter.
"I'm so confused" sums it up pretty good
At least there is one thing in which they are consistent in this series: the harmlessness of gut-wounds. ^^
Hi. Hope your surgery goes well and that the recovery is quick.
1:30 How come the kid, with stage 4 leukemia, was at the rally to get bitten by a bat?
What is truly odd is why they kept him in the room with the old man because that is what you want to show some kid, old guy spitting up blood and dying next to you at 10yrs old.
"The Greatest American Hero" 1980's TV......(Fun, Action, and a Super Hero trying to learn the powers of his new suit.)
THIS is my Super Hero Show for 2021!!!
(PS......it's on UA-cam if you look for it........
Somehow I think Batwoman will never be rebroadcast in 40 years.)
THE A-Team. A bunch of elite soldiers helping innocents against corrupt individuals. One member a black man....not once was the fact he was black turn into an issue. Leverage....similar concept and a team with men and women each with strengths and weaknesses. Not once did things escalate into an unhealthy battle. Bottom line...the older the show...the more respect it showcased to minorities and women.
A botanist named "Ocean".
Does anyone else find that weird?
Maybe they should've at least named him "Grass" or something.
🤔
It's subverting your expectations!
That's the only ""clever"" writing they can do these days.
If only that was the worst bit of writing in the show...
Better than a character named Book
@@floydlooney6837 Booker DeWitt: "What did you just say?"
@@johannesseyfried7933 Book is a character on STD from the year 3,400 or something- probably wouldn't know what a book was
Jacob gets his power from his beard.
Call it the Chuck Norris effect.
Knife to the gut, Walk It Off.
Welp, that's going into the big book of Plot Armors
God Jacob being immune to shanks is hilarious to me. This is another great review
This is next level hilarous, and not in the fun way but more like watching a extreme fail compilation. They literally make this episode about why they can't make the miracle cure when they already established that they were able to synthesize, mass produce, and distribute it in the same episode they introduce the cure. What's even worse is they are trying to say, "Well, Mary's blood can't be used anymore because it wore off" after explicitly stating it was permanently bonded to her blond. But that doesn't even matter. Mary has already GIVEN her blood to Hamilton labs, which she no longer has any say in, and they already synthesize, mass produce and (you won't convince me otherwise) stockpiled it. Even if Mary no longer has Jesus blood it doesn't matter because the synthetic cure has already been made, mastered, and is under lock and key. And the Show runners and Writers who made it happen DON'T understand that?! WTF?
It seems that Hamilton being able to synthesize the drug was retconned. Can't say I'm surprised.
I hope the writers room of this show realize their legacy is destined to only ever be used in creative writing classes as the prime example of what not to do.
That's what I said 4 episodes ago. I'm a writer, and I literally watch this shit to serve as an example of what NOT to do.
It's a shame to see Dougray Scott in this godawful show. He had talent once upon a time.
That look of utter pain and despair at the beginning of your vids, quite priceless. Looks like you got hold of a bad plate of moussaka.
Intro: "... I'm so confused..."
Me: "*Spits drink* What the f- WHAT HAPPENED!?"
The notion Luke was in any way hard on Ryan after initially cracking down on her is a side effect of the paint the hack writers were huffing when writing this nonsense.
Stabbing Jacob in the gut is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point.
How does Alice construct a VERY convincing ass-mask in a matter of minutes inside a darkened train car?
Through the power of plot.
I love how the Batwoman reviews are all longer, watched more, and more entertaining than the show itself.
I’m guessing that Jacob has been stabbed in the gut so many times that his gut is nothing but scar tissue, hence no harm to Jacob. Or maybe everyone is stabbing him in exactly the same spot, and he has a “scar knife sheath”. Lol, this show.
Indeed they ripped the idea from Dead Men Don`t Wear Plaid, also beware the cleaning lady!
I’m really hoping a good show will come along for you to review but I’m NOT complaining these videos are *hilarious*
I vaguely remember in like episode 3 Thorias saying Mary was the most likeable character and deserved to be on a better show than this. After the last 6 episodes I wonder if the writers ruined her internationally or if I just imagined him saying that.
Mary was inoffensive as a side character who didn't do or say that much. Any likability she had vanished when the writers started focusing on her.
She also called out kate kane occasionally @@thoriasunlimited4053
9:45 Fuck that shit! If the drug was going to pass through her system, it would have done so within 24 hours, like most other drugs on and off the market! This thing was in her blood for months, possibly close to a year, and now all of a sudden it just isn't in her bloody anymore?
Until they decide that it is again, I suppose.
I'd seen a couple of other reviews of this so was waiting for this one - LMAO -- Legend!
Batwoman season 2 reminds me that third rock from the sun scene. Where three idiot enter a children writing contest, and preacher about racism. During their idiocy the camera switch to a black girl and white girl watching this stupidity unfold.
(Third rock from the sun was truly ahead of it time.)
Currently binge watching that series now, it’s brilliant! I’m surprised I haven’t heard more people bring it up.
These are the best Batwoman reviews on the net. Very thorough and funny. Keep up the good work.
14:13
Thorias: she must have been playing hooky that day.
Mary: hooky is a lifestyle.
Spongebob reference?
@@schwarzerritter5724 I never watched spongebob as a kid (public network kid)
But who knows most joke have been made before lol
i'm pretty sure that someone in the writers room had heard of optogenetics (the uv altering brain thingie) - and completely misunderstood the mechanics of it (imagine my surprise)
You're giving them too much credit.. Clearly just OrangeManBad..
Injecting bleach next episode.
The look of utter despair on Thorias's face.
Jacob is a superhero. Call him Stab Man due to his amazing powers of instant healing after being stabbed.
Your point at 26:00 is right on target.
Compared to other reviews of the Batwhaman yours is truly comprehensive, concise and engaging.
I really, really feel sorry for you.
Thank you Thorias, for watching the shows no sane person would dare to touch!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this entire show has just been a giant art project that had nothing to do with making a Batwoman TV show. I think it's a social statement of some sort.
The irony is that it is their own characters ( the writers ) that they are projecting and yes it is a social statement, their own demented, whining/screeching, horrific, hollowed out one at that, it is fucking tragic.
When he said "I'm so confused..."
I fealth that.
10:50 The blood they used was the blood that vampire chick extracted last season. It didn't come from Mary this season. The transfusion she got in that episode is why they can't use her current blood.
The same blood that they didn’t properly store? Which means it should be useless to them.
Man I really wish the Anti-moniter would have won the crossover and saved us all from this horrendous show
Entertaining review of a show that God willing I'll never see.
So, the apparently stupid explanation that makes no sense for why Mary doesn't have super blood anymore is because the fake Vampire lady drained all the cure tisms out of it in season 1.
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not how blood works.
Didn’t they use Mary’s magic blood a couple episodes back though?
@@joeblow1830 Shhhhhhh we aren't supposed to remember things from 5 seconds ago after they retcon them.
@Joe Blow Yes, but that was from a bag Alice swiped during the event that still had the cure tisms in it.
Except that Mary told Aaron that doctors could extract the drug from her blood and use it to treat people, so apparently it's still in there even though she said it wasn't like 30 seconds earlier.
Yeah, I don't know why she'd tell him that the cure came from her blood, then follow that up by saying it doesn't work anymore. Giving a dangerous psycho conflicting information that'll get his hopes up, then make them crash right back down isn't exactly smart.
Then there's the issue of Mary and Jacob being in this situation in the first place because a doctor decided to do things in the most roundabout, evil way he could think of.
Which is a situation that only came about because they apparently used up all of the blood Mary donated to cure everyone who got bit by a bat and didn't think to keep a few samples, or make more of the magical blood cure just in case. I guess they assumed that no one would ever get that bat bite poison ever again, or that there would be no benefit from studying it, or whatever.
And that leads to the stupid of why Mary didn't start drawing samples of her blood to keep on hand the moment she learned it was super blood. All it took was a syringe to cure the fabric of reality trying to delete someone. Surely, she wouldn't have needed to store that much to use for an occasional emergency!
The stupid just keeps compounding! My head hurts...
haven't watch this, been refreshing the page waiting on this you took your time!!!! preach how did smart Luke from the comic turn into a joke smh she called him useless ffs smh
Jacob is such a MVP. He takes stabs to the gut like a champ!
but this blackwhaman will win something at the Emmy, maybe the most woke show on tv prize
> Is NO ONE actually editing the scripts before they're filmed?
I dunno, I'm not watching it. This is the only Batwoman I watch.
I feel bad for the actors..nobody deserves to lose their job but....Damn this show is bleeding out badly.
"that's not how fire works" must be one of my top favorite phrases of yours.
whomever gave them the idea of uv light inside the human body must have been _evil_ , and orange, and the greatest hero/villain History has ever seen... writers could learn a thing or two about him.
Maybe I should start watching Batwoman, I mean Thorias looks like he's having so much fun
Jacob is a metahuman. He is immune to knife wounds
Dude, get some gal to come over, give you a massage with a happy ending, have a drink, listen to some soothing music and mellow out for a while. You've got almost 38k fans who enjoy your commentary and don't want you to kick from a stroke, brain bleed, or heart attack. Great review as usual.
Did I hear you right...that a man is called....Ocean?
I think it's safe to assume that the Kane bloodline has some sort of super gene which allows people to shrug off fatal wounds like it's nothing.
The botanist-trained army has some of the most dangerous combat-gardening in history.
Never watched batwoman, but I hope it keeps getting renewed indefinitely just so I can watch these reviews.
I still don’t know why kryptonite huts people now, but if you could actually make it get into your bloodstream, you could probably become a problem to Superman. He couldn’t come near you if you were irradiated (I know there would be ways but could you imagine a criminal gang that all had kryptonite blood?)
Kryptonite poisoning
I've never watched an episode of the garbage show in my entire life, yet it has given me so much joy. Just watching Thorias descend into insanity while raving at the sheer incompetence and stupidity of the show keeps me in tears of joy. I know that the guy is suffering, but meh, the rest of us are enjoying it. 🤣🤣🤣
At least he gets the 'likes'. That makes it all worth it. Right? 🙄🤔
Keep up the good work, fella. This is internet gold. 😎👍