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  • Опубліковано 10 жов 2012
  • The epic dialog:
    Wassup widdit vanilla face?
    Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outide.
    We are looking for a place to post up our black asses up for tonight...
    So eh, bang bang skeet skeet ninja.
    We are eh just couples of pimps, no hoe's
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  • @ianspeckmaier9565
    @ianspeckmaier9565 3 роки тому +15680

    Those black dudes treated him more as an equal than most anyone else.

    • @SGprooo
      @SGprooo 3 роки тому +117

      @Funny Valentine no

    • @John-X
      @John-X 3 роки тому +47

      @@SGprooo yis

    • @John-X
      @John-X 3 роки тому +90

      there was a black guy in the hotel wtf r u talking about

    • @mikewasowski3573
      @mikewasowski3573 3 роки тому +122

      @@John-X Key word: guys

    • @John-X
      @John-X 3 роки тому +7

      @@mikewasowski3573 what

  • @IconicGwimbly
    @IconicGwimbly 3 роки тому +6611

    Sacha Baron Cohen has the biggest balls of any actor in history.

    • @PedroCouto1982
      @PedroCouto1982 3 роки тому +115

      @Tela Mamo , and they're tasty, which is not common among huge balls because usually the juice is not concentrated.

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 3 роки тому +41

      @@PedroCouto1982 stop

    • @IBL15
      @IBL15 3 роки тому +6

      @@PedroCouto1982 n o

    • @thezambianprince3893
      @thezambianprince3893 3 роки тому +9

      @@PedroCouto1982 What are your favorite type of balls. For me it has to be a plate of Italian Meatballs with a tasty pomodoro sauce with oregano n other wonderful things. Bouncy Balls are great too

    • @PedroCouto1982
      @PedroCouto1982 3 роки тому +9

      @@thezambianprince3893, lacking the context, I thought that was a comment in an Italian recipes channel.

  • @rifanifauzi3861
    @rifanifauzi3861 3 роки тому +1886

    The receptionist face when he said "Whazzup wit it VANILLA FACE?".. Is like " I need to get this situation sorted out real quick" 🤣

    • @jimbailey5681
      @jimbailey5681 3 роки тому +25

      Thank you for the compelling analysis

    • @thezambianprince3893
      @thezambianprince3893 3 роки тому +3

      Vanilla do be kinda Vanilla. I'm more of a Peanut butter ice cream enjoyer. They do be tasty or get some of dat lemon sorbet. Praise the CREAM of ICE

    • @TackyHarmonica
      @TackyHarmonica 2 роки тому +2

      Oh I thought he said ‘petite vanilla face’ 😂 I feel dumb rn

  • @jemefousdupasse
    @jemefousdupasse 3 роки тому +4478

    “I like you peoples.” “How can I be like you guys.” They we’re so friendly to him 😭😭

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 3 роки тому +286

      "you look like a Michael Jackson *BEAT IT* "

    • @thezambianprince3893
      @thezambianprince3893 3 роки тому +39

      They was the kindest folk that my GRANPAPPY has ever seen. May they be cherished among the elderly.

    • @d1watt
      @d1watt 2 роки тому +12

      Maybe cause they talked to them before hand? Ain’t no way they actually this friendly or the cameras had affect on the way they acted

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 роки тому +18

      @@d1watt Dude, please tell me you didn't actually think this movie was a real documentary... This is a fictional movie shot in documentary style, often referred to as a "mockumentary." Everyone in this movie is either an actor or a famous person paid to be in the film, including those "gangstas." They were nice to Sacha Baron Cohen's character, Borat, because that's how the script for the movie was written.
      Note: This isn't to say there aren't gangsters in the real world who will generally be nice to people unless you make them mad or are from a rival gang. This is simply saying that those black men in this film are actors following a script and not actual gangsters.

    • @KB-sj8hb
      @KB-sj8hb 2 роки тому +106

      @@james_ford86 actually a lot of it wasn’t scripted and he got many lawsuits

  • @sheperinogaming1986
    @sheperinogaming1986 3 роки тому +2765

    These dudes were actually the nicest to borat in like the whole movie

    • @sramoore0075187
      @sramoore0075187 2 роки тому +184

      Everyone is surprised that some guys from the hood were chill. That cracks me up. As long as there is no beef, folks are chill in the hood.

    • @jamesgaither1414
      @jamesgaither1414 2 роки тому +25

      @@BrakSplash the guys that said that they wanted slavery to come back?

    • @Justin-jg2hi
      @Justin-jg2hi Рік тому +4

      Have you ever heard of a script?

    • @DeeheezNuttos
      @DeeheezNuttos Рік тому +6

      The college bros were pretty chill too wym

    • @j.menapace625
      @j.menapace625 Рік тому +12

      ​@@DeeheezNuttos True. The frat boys were total doofuses (as frat boys tend to be), but they did seem to be legitimately trying to empathize with Borat and point him in the right direction. Like the two whackjob conspiracy theorists from the second movie, they were good people at heart despite their flaws.

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 3 роки тому +2000

    'I like a very much koke-buszak? You know koke-buszak? Bing bang bing bang bing bang'

    • @erhan1255
      @erhan1255 3 роки тому +99

      Korkey Buchek

    • @viktorhalaj3029
      @viktorhalaj3029 3 роки тому +37

      It's korki butchek

    • @wanderer-xr5pz
      @wanderer-xr5pz 3 роки тому +35

      What's up with it vanilla face

    • @BOBBY69
      @BOBBY69 2 роки тому +32

      @@wanderer-xr5pz Im with my homie Azamat Bagatov

    • @memoaragon248
      @memoaragon248 2 роки тому +2

      Hahahhahahahhahahaha

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz 3 роки тому +2373

    It's probably just me, but what made me laugh the most was "I don't know, this map is from 1917"

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 3 роки тому +42

      Russian Revolution joke maybe? I dont know when Kazakhstan was incorporated into the Soviet Union

    • @schmay3312
      @schmay3312 3 роки тому +112

      @@Legitpenguins99 probably bc he makes kazakhstan look so backwards and behind the times lol, his government couldn't afford 1918 map

    • @MadridyRonaldo
      @MadridyRonaldo 2 роки тому +17

      @@Legitpenguins99 fun fact: Kazakhstan was the last country to leave the Soviet Union

    • @maulanalaser4748
      @maulanalaser4748 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr😂

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Рік тому +4

      @@schmay3312 Kazakh was a region absorbed into the Russian Empire in the 19th Century.

  • @winterstar5750
    @winterstar5750 3 роки тому +314

    "We just a couple of pimps, no hoes" had me in tears

  • @gyalsnextman4725
    @gyalsnextman4725 3 роки тому +539

    “Bang bang skeet skeet nigga we just a bunch of pimps no ho’s”
    The most powerful quote created by humans of the milky way Galaxy

  • @darthrevan1812
    @darthrevan1812 Рік тому +415

    The fact he can talk like a gangster and still do his original accent with it is pretty incredible this guy is a genius

  • @CaptainAlliance
    @CaptainAlliance 3 роки тому +610

    *1:20** Love him or hate him, he spittin facts*

  • @DF_Dante
    @DF_Dante 3 роки тому +166

    The bit that got me was “bang bang skeet skeet Ni-“

    • @valideno9592
      @valideno9592 3 роки тому +29

      bang bang skit skit nigga

    • @jaygopinath1694
      @jaygopinath1694 3 роки тому +1

      @@valideno9592 OMG I CRYED AHAHAHAHA

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 Рік тому

      He was telling him “we need@room @the ritz Carlton Atlanta asap & hurry the fuck up about it”...

  • @ThreeNTheMornin
    @ThreeNTheMornin 3 роки тому +415

    This was one of the greatest scenes ever recorded. The first time I saw this I couldn’t breathe from laughing

  • @ruxxy_j5667
    @ruxxy_j5667 2 роки тому +212

    The line "what's up widdit vanila face?" Is funnier than the whole career of Amy Schumer

    • @nukey18mon
      @nukey18mon 4 місяці тому

      That’s a very low bar

  • @KMJRoche11
    @KMJRoche11 Рік тому +37

    I love how fast the guy at the desk panics and calls for backup

  • @historylover3859
    @historylover3859 Рік тому +39

    1:47 me going to my job interview

  • @yourmans6879
    @yourmans6879 3 роки тому +51

    Borat - “Bing bang, bing bang bing, delle ding ding ding”
    Black guys - nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 2 роки тому +56

    I love that once they realized he didn’t pose any trouble they had no problem bringing him in their circle and chatting with him! This honestly gave me hope for society

  • @andrewwall8137
    @andrewwall8137 3 роки тому +199

    We went to watch this at the theater when I was in college.
    I literally laughed the entire time…. I even laughed the entire ride back to the dorm… and then when I was finally done laughing, I was like “man, that movie actually had a deep underlying social message too.”

  • @Lombzi
    @Lombzi 6 місяців тому +8

    “We’re just a couple of pimps, no hoes” by far my favourite line 😂

  • @MrMisterDerp
    @MrMisterDerp 3 роки тому +22

    1:50 lmao that man was terrified

  • @harryquest1537
    @harryquest1537 Рік тому +12

    “What’s up with it vanilla face”😂

  • @RickFoxChicken
    @RickFoxChicken 3 роки тому +155

    I will never understand how as soon as someone feels uncomfortable they just call the cops

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers 3 роки тому +38

      It's all about context. Remember, this was a few years after 9/11, and this foreign guy shows up and is very much in his face and talks weird. At what seems like a somewhat high class hotel.

    • @Risky_Boots999
      @Risky_Boots999 3 роки тому +38

      @@passionoflovers context says its a hotel in the middle of nowhere holding nothing. They’re afraid if being blown up? Lmao

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers 3 роки тому +1

      @@Risky_Boots999 Yes

    • @Risky_Boots999
      @Risky_Boots999 3 роки тому +10

      @@passionoflovers LMAO what egos then

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers 3 роки тому +18

      @@Risky_Boots999 Well... its America

  • @gustavthoren6928
    @gustavthoren6928 3 роки тому +67

    I almost forgot to watch this today

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 7 місяців тому +3

    The guy at 1:24 was calling Borat the store owners from the movie Booty Call😂😂

  • @ditherdather
    @ditherdather 2 роки тому +19

    I love that he attempted to quell their writhing nerves with "We're just a couple of pimps, no ho's", as though that could have been the hotel's over-arching concern about their stay.

  • @EggOnLegs
    @EggOnLegs 3 роки тому +46

    Honestly these might be the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen in a film. It’s such an all time classic, genuinely makes me laugh constantly every time I watch it again. VERY NICE!

  • @javianjohnson8746
    @javianjohnson8746 Рік тому +7

    “We can’t stay here, they are player haters” 🤣🤣

  • @Raptorjuice
    @Raptorjuice 3 роки тому +54

    I cant believe I saw this in theaters🤣🤣 Everyone was dying with laughter. Hopefully Borat 2 is on par.

    • @sramoore0075187
      @sramoore0075187 2 роки тому

      He has a show that was on Showtime as well. It is very political.

  • @Gladys971
    @Gladys971 3 роки тому +26

    Good old days.. Remember literally crying of laughter for some long minutes with this scene

  • @CaptainReaperPE
    @CaptainReaperPE 3 роки тому +60

    this is actually Sasha doing Borat doing Ali G

  • @originalJoeKing
    @originalJoeKing 5 місяців тому +3

    I swear this guy has the best job in the world, to go around and troll people and record it for the world to see and love, and he gets paid for it! 😂😂😂

  • @evyuser
    @evyuser 3 роки тому +55

    What's amazing is that they both speak two different languages: Borat is speaking Hebrew (SBC is a born jewish man) and the manager speaks some other language I didnt recognize

    • @dalgetty
      @dalgetty 3 роки тому +16

      armenian

    • @Charodeiski
      @Charodeiski 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dalgettyWrong. Azamat speaks Aramaic.

    • @rsxrwscjpzdzwpxaujrr
      @rsxrwscjpzdzwpxaujrr 5 місяців тому

      @@Charodeiski He speaks Armenian. I'm Armenian and I can understand what he say.

  • @patsallday8853
    @patsallday8853 3 роки тому +33

    I laughed so hard when I first saw this part. Post up with our black asses

  • @ihateweezer7222
    @ihateweezer7222 3 роки тому +18

    This scene was possibly the hardest Ive ever laughed from any movie

  • @Thelemonlicorice
    @Thelemonlicorice Рік тому +6

    The way he says "So uh, bang bang skeet skeet, nigga" is so hilarious.

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 3 роки тому +25

    Me as international freshman student entering my dorm first time 1:43

  • @mindofilusion
    @mindofilusion 8 місяців тому +3

    The first time I watched this I laughed so hard I think I woke up my whole building

  • @bluegender2005
    @bluegender2005 3 роки тому +18

    imagine being out with your hommies for a good night out, and suddenly get free entertainment from Borat.

  • @nightcore8111
    @nightcore8111 10 місяців тому +6

    my first time watching borat i cried at bang bang skeet skeet nigga

  • @wesleydub2371
    @wesleydub2371 Рік тому +4

    Vanilla face😂

  • @jpas61904
    @jpas61904 Рік тому +4

    To this day, Borat still has a his black card. Bro valid 👌

  • @Mesrop109
    @Mesrop109 3 роки тому +18

    im just a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude

  • @wayneblunden1737
    @wayneblunden1737 2 роки тому +4

    BANG BANG SKEET SKEET NIGGA WITH HIS SHIRT TUCKED IN 🤣🤣🤣 LEGENDARY

  • @Johnmag1976
    @Johnmag1976 9 місяців тому +4

    ❤❤❤BORAT LEARNED FAST😂😂😂

  • @Death0men
    @Death0men 3 роки тому +11

    Borat walking to the hotel receptionist always kills me

  • @postpwnmalone
    @postpwnmalone 8 місяців тому +3

    "Don't show your Huggies now mane" 💀💀💀

  • @randomcommenteronyoutube1055
    @randomcommenteronyoutube1055 2 роки тому +7

    I still come back to this clip fifteen years later for a laugh.

  • @amanjabubakir8029
    @amanjabubakir8029 3 роки тому +6

    This has been the funniest 2 minutes of cinematography in my whole life.

  • @ICantSeeYourRepliesDickhead
    @ICantSeeYourRepliesDickhead 2 роки тому +3

    This may indeed be the funniest movie I’ve ever watched, the rawness of it makes it 20X more hysterical, I wish more movies like this was done

  • @TheB2B
    @TheB2B Рік тому +3

    What's up with it, vanilla face? 🤣

  • @sasha1551
    @sasha1551 Місяць тому +1

    I first saw this shit when I was 10. I'm 29 now and it's still the funniest movie i've ever seen in my life. No other movie has ever made me laugh that hard.

  • @deathscythefox
    @deathscythefox 2 роки тому +8

    "We can't stay here, they are player haters" 😂

    • @adm2002
      @adm2002 Рік тому +1

      How was this quote said by Borat in phonetic terms?
      I mean, what did he actually say (in Hebrew)?

  • @tharv_2609
    @tharv_2609 3 роки тому +19

    "You're gonna leave now or we'll call the cops and we'll have you taken out."
    At this moment Borat realized he might indeed have become black.

  • @Ericbryanmr
    @Ericbryanmr 3 роки тому +7

    I like how they are skeptical and dismissive of him, until he makes a joke about how the fat one looks like Michael Jackson.

  • @Balance_Of_Life12
    @Balance_Of_Life12 Рік тому +3

    Bang! Bang! Skeet! Skeet!

  • @petchypoo5441
    @petchypoo5441 3 роки тому +3

    Bang bang skeet skeet n*gga 😂😂😭😭🥶

  • @Jo-uy6jh
    @Jo-uy6jh Рік тому +1

    OMG his trousers when he goes into the hotel - priceless 😂😂😂

  • @markrobinson6331
    @markrobinson6331 2 роки тому +4

    I love how Sacha befriended these guys in a matter of minutes with nothing more than innocence

  • @tylerlyons4943
    @tylerlyons4943 Рік тому +1

    Will always remember this in the theater! Jesus Sasha you are the best even the sequel rocked

  • @thejokuhr8976
    @thejokuhr8976 8 місяців тому +1

    Knowing this is all real and improvised makes this movie 1000000x better.

  • @jamesallen2170
    @jamesallen2170 3 роки тому +2

    Wassup widdit vanilla face is elite to this day

  • @jaredfoz9830
    @jaredfoz9830 3 роки тому +4

    "So uh, bang bang, skid skid n"
    im dead lmao😂

  • @auberjean6873
    @auberjean6873 2 роки тому +2

    Johny Vavouras you've done it again! Made me do a spit take with my coffee and everyone around laughed at me laughing. Thank you! 😉💞

  • @GooseGumlizzard
    @GooseGumlizzard 10 місяців тому +1

    lmao when he starts singing Korki Butchek, fucking slays me

  • @super_slav_6183
    @super_slav_6183 3 роки тому +2

    They gave him n-word pass

  • @markjameson5479
    @markjameson5479 2 роки тому +3

    "What's up with it vanilla face?"

  • @niftybman
    @niftybman 3 роки тому +3

    I love how random dudes shooting dice on the sidewalk are the ppl least phased by Borat the whole movie

  • @Bananapocalypse
    @Bananapocalypse 3 роки тому +3

    “What’s up with it vanilla face,” it was at this moment that I started losing it 😂😂

  • @samportrr6822
    @samportrr6822 3 роки тому +3

    its 2 am and there are tears rolling down my face from laughter

  • @oneonetwothreefiveeight
    @oneonetwothreefiveeight 3 роки тому +21

    I love how the receptionist almost immediately walks away to get help

  • @lemat579
    @lemat579 3 роки тому +4

    "what's up with it vanilla face?"
    He killed me, I am crying here😂

  • @SauceBoy69
    @SauceBoy69 3 роки тому +3

    I watched this so many times crying in laughter every time.

  • @curaticac5391
    @curaticac5391 2 роки тому +1

    This was one of the best! The vanilla face's reaction was priceless 😯.

  • @windswepts9117
    @windswepts9117 3 роки тому +4

    “Wassup wit it vanilla face” 😂😂😂😂

  • @LastRealPlayaAlive
    @LastRealPlayaAlive Рік тому +7

    Fun Fact: The “good old church folk” tried to sue him for “misrepresentation” after finding out they were on camera with their racist ways.. Meanwhile he popped up in the hood and made friends out of us
    World don’t listen to what they say about us
    It’s alllll by design

    • @robertf614
      @robertf614 Рік тому +1

      I don’t recall anyone in the church scene being racist at all.

    • @LastRealPlayaAlive
      @LastRealPlayaAlive Рік тому

      @@robertf614 not when it’s normal 😂😂

  • @georgebush8824
    @georgebush8824 3 роки тому +139

    Why did Vanilla face kick him out of the hotel lol

    • @illme3435
      @illme3435 3 роки тому +20

      isn't it obvious? vanilla face thought borat was acting too black

    • @jarritos257
      @jarritos257 3 роки тому +49

      Vanilla face is a player hater

    • @drhank33y
      @drhank33y 3 роки тому +11

      Honestly cuz racist. He was like "this guy be black, I cant see it but I sure can hear it, better call security".

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 3 роки тому +7

      Cause vanilla face is level 1 simp and Borat lv 1000 pimp.

    • @christopherblackwell8243
      @christopherblackwell8243 3 роки тому +4

      Vanilla Face don't like niggas staying in his hotel

  • @arlind530d
    @arlind530d 2 роки тому +2

    That security was so nice 👍 that’s a real gentleman who is good at his work

  • @WTFOMG517
    @WTFOMG517 3 роки тому +2

    Anyone here after Borat 2? Great scenes like this won't be made in today's world

  • @alexseydugin8109
    @alexseydugin8109 3 роки тому +7

    I can imagine reaction those guys, when they seen themselves in this movie, and then next scene

  • @samitrades5951
    @samitrades5951 3 роки тому +5

    This two minute clip made me laugh more than the entirety of Amy Schumer's comedy career

  • @Lllllllllllllllll1lllll
    @Lllllllllllllllll1lllll 3 роки тому +12

    Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chipwyck3104
    @chipwyck3104 3 роки тому +12

    Holy shit, I've actaully stayed at that hotel. It was the Adolphus Hotel in Dallas.

    • @rising5948
      @rising5948 3 роки тому +3

      me and my homie just parked our slab outside

  • @afrocentric1674
    @afrocentric1674 2 роки тому +6

    I keep fearing for this guy's life (basing on the fact that most of the acting he does is in America) because he is so Daring from Borat to Borat Subsequent to even Bruno

  • @vlad.luciano
    @vlad.luciano 3 роки тому +8

    This scene never fails to make me laugh 🤣

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +3

    ''They are player haters"
    That says alot about Hotel staff.

  • @triggerwarning8407
    @triggerwarning8407 3 роки тому +6

    So these are the 80's black guys family guy was talking about...

  • @xerxes1245
    @xerxes1245 2 роки тому +3

    We can’t stay here, they are player haters lol!!

  • @moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773

    Bang bang skeet skeet I had this stuck in my head and I'm so glad it's borat the classic

  • @nerdwhitenerd
    @nerdwhitenerd 7 місяців тому +1

    The mood really changed after that Michael Jackson comment :D

  • @serialkillerbyguccimane666
    @serialkillerbyguccimane666 11 місяців тому +1

    Borat pulling up on the opposition lacking. True Gangster.🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

  • @lukim2744
    @lukim2744 4 місяці тому +2

    0:44 He won them over with that line 😂😂 I love it lmao

  • @pokerking1217
    @pokerking1217 2 роки тому +1

    Lol we talk English around here 😂😂😂 that’s funny

  • @biggbals4375
    @biggbals4375 2 роки тому +4

    ''I need directions to california''
    ''You're a long way from home''
    ''My friend Azamat Bagatov''
    ''You gotta speak english around here''
    Not too bright, these gentlemen

  • @tylerk3616
    @tylerk3616 Рік тому +4

    These guys were actually really friendly

    • @JESSEXTO
      @JESSEXTO Рік тому

      Right?! They were so accepting

  • @kennethlopez6527
    @kennethlopez6527 Рік тому +3

    One day I want to attempt to book a room and greet the front desk attendant by saying "wsup with it vanilla face?" that is on my bucket list because of this scene. this is so unbelievably funny

  • @JakeGoesOnline
    @JakeGoesOnline 3 роки тому +2

    Their smiles light up a room

  • @Spanishdog17
    @Spanishdog17 3 роки тому +10

    One of the funniest scenes in any movie. I've seen it hundreds of times and I still laugh my ass off.

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому

    This and jackass number two are some of the best comedies ever and they are both hysterical. 2006 was a great year for comedy

  • @svrona7696
    @svrona7696 3 роки тому +1

    This might be the single funniest thing i have seen in a while.