Ari Shaffir & Mat Edgar - Camping on Mushrooms - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2016
- In this extended clip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir describe doing a bunch of drugs, trying to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and running into some suspicious police officers during a camping trip.
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Matt Edgar looks like Eric Forman took too many mushrooms
Awesome
Vegan Artist BJT I FUCKING KNOW RIGHTTTTTT
probably is
that's god damn perfect
This is so exact LMAO
I feel like ari was teaching his boy how to do a little stand up story time here and I enjoyed it.... his boy is funny... just a little anxious lol.
he explains that in the joke lol
Aw yeah I noticed that too
2016: " There's no medical mushrooms"
2020: "Hold my beer"
Please tell me you aren't joking
@@spaghettie9025 legal in Oregon is what I’ve heard
@@spaghettie9025 it's a genuine anti-depressant treatment. It's where the term micro-dosing originated, but it's an even lesser micro-dose that just getting "high" rather than "tripping."
@@twig8523 microdosing really works
@@gluee8674 Yes. It does. That's why I said it's a genuine anti-depressant treatment... What I was also talking about was the popular trend of taking more than a medical dose, but less than a full-on trip dose, to get high instead. This is also colloquially called microdosing. Which, clearly, creates confusion & misunderstandings in regards to the medical treatment.
Dude in the plad looks like he's tripping lol
just me or is ari Starting to look like pepper from American horror story??
lmao
Oh my gosh yes!
+REALthugnasty Nailed it.
+Maya Johnson glad I'm not the only one who sees it
i will never un-see that
Or like peppa, from salt n ari
I think cops do that sudden stop, "wait" intentionally to check your reactions.
Where'd they film this? A cancer ward? jeeze, tough crowd
No shit man!!
to be fair to them, Mat Edgar isn't very funny.
+Kit Palmer having 2 first names also doesnt help... im ashamed to share a first name with him literally smh
Maybe they thought they were going to "So that happened" which is the same premise created by former In Living Color cast members at least two years prior to Ari Shaffir creating, "This is not happening".
only difference is theses stories are mostly funny
You can't be arrested for just being high. I'm a CA attorney almost in my 6th year of practice and that was one of the first things I remembered learning in law school, and I never forgot it! Haha man I love this show
dude I literally just looked this up and couldn't find an answer. So I cant get arrested for tripping on mushrooms in public? As long as I don't annoy anyone?
edit: (im in california)
Yes you can?? It's called "being under the influence."
Health and Safety Code Section 11550 makes it a misdemeanor to be under the influence of controlled substances, such as opiates, both in *public* and in *private.* I live in California.
Penal code 647 f PC says othrrwise. Public intoxication is a misdemeanor in California, although you do have to be disruptive as well as intoxicated. But even somthing as simple making a scene, and yelling can get you arrested under this law. If you really are an attorney you should know better.
@@lunaticfae4415 so as long as I don't annoy anyone im good?
@@bluckq as long as noone knows youre on somthing youll be fine. You have to be caught to be convicted
Ari just does shrooms with everyone 😂
Mushrooms kick in the way a rollercoaster goes from up to down.
Basically, the last thing I always say to my friends is "Oh shit, I don't think that guy cheated us any moooooooooore ....." and then we're on our journey.
Hahahahhahaa
I live in FL so back in day u can just go pick em we use to get like 4 publix bags full boil shit out of em get some oj chug that shit and be gone a good 12 hour trip maybe eat 200 between 2 people boiled down
@@greghandle i recommend a healthy non-drug using lifestyle.
Mr Gritty i recommend leaving him alone, he’s just having fun lmao. if it ends up doin him dirty later that’s his issue. shrooms ain’t that bad.
@@jimgritty7064 why tho? Will someone pat you on the shoulder in the end and say good job?
This duo comedy thing definitely feels off
yea the timing is weird, but the story is funny...
One is funny, one is weird
Their improving
some aspects possibly
Yeah for sure
I didn't laugh much, but I couldn't stop smiling. Great performance one of my favorite performances done by two comedians.
Awesome story, obviously great friends. I can totally relate... had a really similar story in Laguna Beach, California. Me and some friends were hanging out and decided to take some mushrooms for our first time. As we were waiting for them to kick in, we were sitting on my porch smoking weed and drinking beer. It's like 8pm, but cops get called for a noise complaint. They come up to the deck with flashlights. We got weed and beer on the table in front of us and we're super paranoid because we don't know when the mushrooms are going to kick in and what they're going to do to us. The cop is super chill though he says alright, so do one of you guys have your medical card? Luckily we had one friend with a card and the cop says alright so you were all watching this guy smoke weed? and we all say yeah. Cop says and the beer is your dad's so your gonna take it inside. Then he notices my friends piece, "The M420" if any of you are familiar, and he says that's really cool how does it work? The cop calls up his buddy and says come check this out! Turns to my friend, can we see you hit it? So we have two cops shining flashlights on my friend smoking weed out of his M420, the cops both agree we're all chill and leave us to have a good time. We have a great night walking around downtown and the beach, tripping on shrooms, smoking weed and having an awesome experience. We decided to leave the beer out of it. The mushrooms don't hit too hard. We all become better friends with a memory that will keep us together forever and met some super chill cops that blew our minds!
There has always got to be a time keeper. Its easy to lose track.
D. B verry intelectual
Gotta let time slip away fuck time
Time is not distance
my friends and I used to always set the "triptometer" (a tablet permanently set to stopwatch mode) to keep track.
I have NEVER seen two guys doing stand up together like they did but they did an amazing job!
Is not stand up its storytelling
Really ? I was thinking just the opposite.
Yes 🙌 I agree they did a really great job
M*A*S*Hrooms?
i heard/thought that too
You forgot a *
Angel Lacomba yeh fail
@@jamesmorris911 No.
Nice
Ari, that suit is on-point Sir.
I love how all mushroom trips are the same. All completely different. But all EXACTLY. THE FUCKIN. SAME.
I like the duo thing actually you can see that they’re friends and ari sets him up for a bunch of jokes, I want to see more duo stories from multiple perspectives
Did Ari just introduce himself?
ubercooper can’t get anything past you...
ubercooper a lot of comedians do that
+Gsak like a mufuckin docter!!
@@codyseifert4427 dockta
Allow myself to introduce myself
So crazy about guessing the time. I had one mushroom trip where the exact same thing happened to me. For hours and hours I was guessing the time and getting within a minute or less multiple times.
I really enjoyed this despite everyone's expert comedy advice in the comments
I did not
This was one of the worst attempts at comedy, that we ever saw, but apparently some morons like it. We should just make a list with all of you and send you to the Sun to make this world a better place.
Axel Schultz “We need to kill you because you like the way these people told a joke!” -you, yesterday
@@alexanders2669 You make no sense, neither in text or username. Just stop whatever you are doing and lock yourself in the basement. Don't forget to throw away the key, of course.
Axel Schultz I repeated exactly what you said and you’re mad because you realize how psychotic it is to murder someone because they don’t like the same style as jokes as you.
Then you insult my username and my comment and provide nothing but insults rather than an argument.
You’re very immature
Them ears though
Wings
Elves are real. Conspiracy confirmed.
"Hello officer what are you doing here at 1:17" lmfao
never had to grind mushrooms ? just ate em'
Maybe they did lemon tek?
HAHAHAHA the part about his buddy guessing the time and his reactions
I really liked the both of 'em . Y'all trippin' .
Everyone look up matt give him some love and ty ari for another fucking amazing story its like reliving my past trips i swear i just saw the walls breathing and i havent took acid in many years lol
Hahah
The way Ari introduce himself 😂
Denim suit with a bolo tie, great combo man.
Fast forward 2019. There are medical mushrooms. Wild.
Really? I know they legalized peyote and shrooms in Oakland, but is it legal for medical use elsewhere?
Where where where
this video makes me think..."everything is gonna be alright...if that guy can become a stand up comedian...I can become a chef by Tuesday...."
If you've ever tripped on shrooms, the thought of "mushrooms and the abandoned set of M.A.S.H." makes perfect sense.
That really does sound amazing. Let's do it.
I LOVE Ari Shaffir's stories! LOL SO FUNNY! I could listen to these kind of stories all day! HAHA
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Ari's wearing a custom denim suit with a bolo tie with his giant, shaved llama head poking through the top. Classy, just classy.
We all have that one drug friend who spends the whole time trying to guess what time it is
There are medical mushrooms 🍄 now 👽
Do tell...
Aaron Polite Colorado
Just waiting for uncle Joey!
WHAT THE FUCK DOG!
+dan perry i have a friend named dan perry. hes a chef.
"What does a Jewfro taste like?"
"Money"
Killed it with a double-team. 4 in a row.
(Give me a job, Shaffir.)
i have so many crazy hilarious stories like these and i would absolutely LOVE to tell them on This Is Not Happening
This story would've been dope if it didn't come off like they rehearsed telling it.
do you think comedians don’t rehearse
Pretty sad when you got someone in uniform crashing your camping trip telling you you can't be one with nature and have fun.
I just imagine walking around the woods tripping while the mash theme is playing in your head lol.
one of my favorites of the whole series
mat was tripping during the filming of this
Went camping with some friends and my buddy and I got there earlier in the day to set up. As soon as we got there though I ate a gram... Or two... ish. We decided to go for a hike got back and I started reading a book in a lawnchair. The words started falling off the page and I started laughing. Then we realized it was dark and the tent wasn't set up... And neither was anything else. 24 hours later the tent finally got set up.
This is one of my favorites.
really great story, this guy Mat is really funny. id like to see his stand up
I want to hear Ari's story on this trip and what exactly happened in the woods!
when your mom said you had to bring your younger brother
Best thing to do is smoke and watch these 😅
I love how enthusiastically Ari announces himself
I just realized the theme song is Run the Jewels.
Oh fuck thanks man! I was wondering what it was cuz it sounds dope. Looked em up and they are dope as fuck
whats the name of the song?
I think it's the name of the song as well. First song on their first album
15:30 the look on his face when he goes "that's not what happened" he's like "wtf shut tf up"😂😂
Finally found one I haven't seen before. Not amazing, but still worth it.
That was a terrific tale
Duuuuude... had an experience similar to this at a state park, but on acid... funny how it kicked in right as the cops rolled up... got let go though because everyone blew triple zeros LMAO
Sweet Sklar Brothers routine, fellas.
Love this!!!!
I could tell he is a fresh comedian and he's still nervous, and that you were trying to help him out :) that's an awesome thing to do, you're a nice dude ☺️
That dude is awesome, perfect companion for standup
The ending was pretty weak lol should've let Ari finish up the the story.. Not hating just saying
Haha why didn't they just leave the car lights pointing in the direction they needed! Lol Crazy dudes🤣🤣
This is really great comedy! Tumbs up!
Ari looks high all the time now... Higher than he usually looks.
Lol
+stylesclash101 You mean like, all the time?
+stylesclash101 It's the AIDs.
Keety Mang Oh, crap!
+stylesclash101 you know how it is half a bowl by yourself 4 bowls with your friend while playing LoL 6 when you wake up in the middle of the night go down to his dorm room and he says im not really all that high anymore
Ari looks like a circus director from a mad max movie.
Right on
This is the perfect story to watch high on Mushshrooms. this is my first time tripping and this is the funniest fucking story ever. Just like the story about how I nailed the conversation with my dad earlier and he didn't know I was high on shrooms.
They need to bring this series back
It's like hearing a story told to you by a married couple without the oh aren't they cute each telling a piece of the story and backing up and correcting each other factor.
Let's not do that again.
What are you doing here at 1:17 lol
Poor willie 😅 and must definitely I do know the flashlight,the police is the only people who shines their flashlights above their shoulders so yes I absolutely know the difference between the cops and regular people lol
thank you for the greatly appreciated laughs, much love and appreciation stay safe, stay well and God bless
8:10 LMFAO "fuck you, I'm taking 3 of 'em"
"It even came with luke"
Good story. Flow was not so great though.
Agreed.. rough flow, but it was hilarious
I feel like I haven’t seen a comedy duo like this before. Very cool!!
Really digging the Travis Bickle look on Ari.
WHERES COCO MOTHERFUCKIN DIAZ?!?!?!
Classic. Sounds like my camping experiences. Nothing harder than setting up a tent that you only use once every 3 years with no directions.
It’s like ari talking to his ventriloquist 😂
My grandma could do that with the time, she always knew it by the second, it was amazing, she died about a year ago
lol did he introduce himself onto the stage?
This crowd is waaaaay to young and inexperienced for these references, change up the crowd man. These kids bring it down
Its more of the duo thing that throws the story off. Everyone is having to look back and forth
Mat reminds me SO MUCH of eric from that 70s show both looks wise and the way he acts
Glad Run the Jewels is the intro music.
They were kind of bombing this.
People seemed like they wanted it to end.
Was a good story though, more of story not a joke, like a "You had to be there"
Everyone was listening , there was nothing wrong with this
Hey there guy from three years ago. Just letting you know these segments aren't supposed to be standup. It's literally comedians telling stories. That's why it was "more of story not a joke".
Michael Lohkamp Thx buddy! U took the words right out of my head! Everyone online is a damn expert at everything nowadays. Lmao
@@Michaelfarport Yeah but from what i've seen with other guests, they are actually funny when "telling stories".
“There’s no medical mushrooms” Colorado now sells them😂
"Dude youre trippin balls in a McDonald's. You're not better than us"
Nice tent!
The worst part of this video was the fact that it ended.
Daniel Tosh should do one of these.
Fuck yeah! Considering how long ago u made this statement, it makes me wonder why that hadn't happened
@@nec9279 Isn't he really full of himself? I haven't heard a lot of great things about him.
This was too funny.
We get it dude your cool... u take mushrooms.
That's definitely Eric Forman
mat was gooood
crowd not givin him allot of co-enthusiasm here. was there a downer before?
he was trash comboing comedy is not good
mat was the downer
It's just sad imo
The opening music is run the jewels by run the jewels
Ah shroom stories I love em!
allways wanted to do standup this is probably only type that I'd be comfortable doing on stage just telling crazy stories shit got enough of em