Of course pinkie promises are the most binding! They should use them in court. "Do you pinkie promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Pinky?" "Narf!"
Her: is that blood?! Me: yeah, no I might need a medic :> *[LIiterley has thousands of fucking scars and bruises]* But tis but a Flesh wound so don't worry :D ACK...... fuck... yeaaaaahhh idt this is just a Flesh wound, more of.. many, Injuries ;-;
Ok here's what happened. I went to confront your ex and did you know that he is working for the British Crown and seeing that I'm Irish he was able to sniff out me Irishness and conflict ensued then somehow you got brought into it and it just made things worse to the point where it almost became a gun fight but with the luck of the Irish on me side I was able to inflict more damage to him that he ran away just as I readied me little armalite to shoots him but I couldn't get a shot off because he set off a smoke bomb to cover his escape
It's simple, I went to grab chow at Waffle House, and there was an unscheduled WWE match inside. I still have splinters from the wooden table in my back.
Yes it is blood, not mine, not his, I fell on some guys blood, he had a knife in his back, a butterfly knife, and a cigarette next to his body while an ominous piano played as I walked by, and I caught a glimpse of a man in a red suit.
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Fine, I'll tell you what happened. It all started when this strange man asked "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Did you fight him for it
Forget the blood, did you get the bar?!
@@chaplain1112 your asking the real questions
I was chillin with the boys but we accidentaly invaded poland
Did you get the Klondike bar?! Who cares about the blood! Did you get the bar!
It’s not my fault he called a clone a stormtrooper. Them’s were fighting words.
You are free to go. Next time, shoot him
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎
FOR THE REPUBLIC!
Yeah they are words that start fights
True
Bro I just spent 17 minutes watching every LEGO Star Wars ad and now I got in a fight? That went from 0 to 100 real, fucking quick
Powerminers best theme of all time
In my defense, throwing hands with a Zealot class Elite was very much necessary
This isnt my fault babe, you wanna know what happened? Umm...
Well it all started when I woke up and this guy said "hey you you're finally awake"
.....
-_-
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush. Same as us, and that their over there.
My head canon this whole time : “H-Hey, Barbara.”
“Tim?”
And the rest is pretty accurate to how they’d interact.
The beginning: “open na ñoor, OPEM NA ÑOOR”
She's so thoughtful!
Turns out Stormtroopers have good aim
The irony of me listening to this after getting into a fight earlier😂
Well did u win atleast ?
@@merica6899He definitely lost
Of course pinkie promises are the most binding! They should use them in court.
"Do you pinkie promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Pinky?"
"Narf!"
Her: Is that blood?
Me: ye
The ketchup: *I AM A JOKE TO YOU?!?!*
lolz keep it up it was awesome
Good day everyone 🥞
Good day
Good day to you
Delicious pancakes
“What happened to me? Well a guy with blond hair and a katana told me there was only room for ONE Dragon…”
Ok ok I’ll explain, there was this soap maker at a bar asking me to hit him and we started fighting
Bro was fighting himself
Thank you Loralei
Was needing some escaping :)
This is nice.
Ei yo? Shouldn't you be working? Are we listening to a scp?
"What happened? well some dude said hey, wanna make some money? And I ended up in this wild place called Tarkov"
As a nemekian that's been bleeding for 5 hours
My word for a human
"You humans have Soo much to say, I'm done"
Stop bleeding. Just regenerate.
So there was this old guy outside my house and I thought about confronting him…
Probably tried to tell me powerminers isn't the best lego theme. Those are fightin words.
This the shit that happens when someone asks if I'd do it for a scooby snack
Very nice
Commenting for the algorithm! Have a wonderful day/evening! ^_^
Very nice!!!!!!!!
Rule 4, don't make a promise you can't/wont keep
I went to a bar and saw Steven seagal
Her: is that blood?!
Me: yeah, no I might need a medic :>
*[LIiterley has thousands of fucking scars and bruises]*
But tis but a Flesh wound so don't worry :D
ACK...... fuck... yeaaaaahhh idt this is just a Flesh wound, more of.. many, Injuries ;-;
Ok here's what happened. I went to confront your ex and did you know that he is working for the British Crown and seeing that I'm Irish he was able to sniff out me Irishness and conflict ensued then somehow you got brought into it and it just made things worse to the point where it almost became a gun fight but with the luck of the Irish on me side I was able to inflict more damage to him that he ran away just as I readied me little armalite to shoots him but I couldn't get a shot off because he set off a smoke bomb to cover his escape
When I said I’d kill for a snickers bar I MEANT it.
That better be the best snickers bar u ever had
👑
Okay tell me what happened. Okay first of all I was minding my own business. BULLSHIT!! I WASS!
F***ing the fear turkey are we?
So there were a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighbourhood...
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel air
It's simple, I went to grab chow at Waffle House, and there was an unscheduled WWE match inside. I still have splinters from the wooden table in my back.
listen, that damn heretic sais the tau are better than the imperium, as a red blooded guardsman i couldn't let that slide
Idk why, but i relate best to this when its:
"Is most of this even yours?"
Im gonna be honest, 99.99% ain't mine babe
Don't worry, most of this blood aint mine...
Yes it is blood, not mine, not his, I fell on some guys blood, he had a knife in his back, a butterfly knife, and a cigarette next to his body while an ominous piano played as I walked by, and I caught a glimpse of a man in a red suit.
part 2?
I went to go tell ur ex the assassin's Creed lore and he said Odyssey was his favorite and unity sucked. So I beat the living hell outta him.
your voice reminds me of velma
Hi
He said my puppy wasn't cute, I had to kill him.
0:23
you would use a baseball bat?
I got .45 acp for any of my problems.
🤙🏻💯💚
C H E E E S E
Main aapko bad baat karunga ki barsat
Is that a black eye I see pff you should see the other guy
He said naruto was better than one piece so I had to beat the brakes off bro 🤷♂️
Naruto on top 🤭
If you don't want to help then I'll just leave sorry for being here