Heisenburger: "Of course I know the way! I know this factory like the back of my hand... wait, that's new." *sees Chris's tank* *-gets blasted to kingdom come* Ethan: "Oh god, did you kill him?" Chris: "Nah. Now let's discuss the Redfield bloodline."
@@drowsydexy3630 Chris has a sister named Claire and there's always jokes about Chris wanting Leon to get with her and "continue the Redfield bloodline"
I dunno why, but the fact that he's offering only ONE ARM to carry Ethan is somehow adding to the hotness of this. We all know it wouldn't be a problem for this man to carry him with one arm, with his abnormal strenght and everything, and by doing this, he's kinda indirectly showing off how strong he is. Maybe just to flex, or maybe to impress Ethan...either way, it's hot.
I love how you guys put hearts around his head when he said that because in the game in Heisenberg's book he wrote "Ethan has an interesting body." (also heisenberg, you can carry me down.)
@JetSki Lets Face it Heisenberg is a HECK of lot nicer to you than Chris is. And Ethan's Anger towards him could be the Same that he had at the Duke for just not knowing him first.
The problem is that heisenberg mentioned useing Ethan's daughter to fight miranda but ethen being the protective actual good parent he is is like fuck no but still I feel like it was plot point bullshit heisenberg seems smart enough to realize that saying hey let's use your young baby that probably doesn't know how to use it's abilities yet as a weapon against mother miranda as a smart way to make a deal
@@trappersshadow9751 I mean she was still used as a weapon, Just being in her presence was enough to weaken her so he clearly could have worked with him if Heisenberg didn't call Rose a weapon.
@@trappersshadow9751 Its not just me thought right? It feels like this was something they were going to put in the game but didn't have enough time for or something
@@cheshirekitsune No, the Heisencannon is the tank Ethan steals. I'm establishing a headcanon that Heisenberg names everything like that; the tank is the Heisencannon, his hammer is the Heisenhammer, etc.
Ethan: Oh crap, its my ex! Chris Redfield: You and Lady Dimitrescu? Gross. Ethan: Do I look mad?! (Looks towards Heisenberg) Heisenberg: Hehehe. Hello Mr. Winters. Long time, no see. 😈
I LOVE THIS THANK YOU FOR DUBBING IT 😭
Thank you for letting me! I loved it too much so I had to!
DUUUUDE CONGRATS!!!! -ethan's right hand
I like art
I think Heisenberg has done enough carrying with having half of RE village on his shoulders 😔😔
We came for the tall vampire waifu and stayed for the brosef with a magnetic personality
Yes
@@ryancartwright2785 me too man
Well Heisenberg did take alot of villagers to his metal army
@@bandeirarv she died the second the second the player encounters her
Heisenburger: "Of course I know the way! I know this factory like the back of my hand... wait, that's new." *sees Chris's tank* *-gets blasted to kingdom come*
Ethan: "Oh god, did you kill him?"
Chris: "Nah. Now let's discuss the Redfield bloodline."
I understand the reference and can see it happening
Ok, I have to know.
What's with the 'Redfield bloodline' jokes?
Nobody tell him. XD I'm new to ResE and I already know the context of the "Redfield bloodline" jokes. He's just gotta figure it out himself.
@@drowsydexy3630 idk
@@drowsydexy3630 Chris has a sister named Claire and there's always jokes about Chris wanting Leon to get with her and "continue the Redfield bloodline"
I dunno why, but the fact that he's offering only ONE ARM to carry Ethan is somehow adding to the hotness of this. We all know it wouldn't be a problem for this man to carry him with one arm, with his abnormal strenght and everything, and by doing this, he's kinda indirectly showing off how strong he is. Maybe just to flex, or maybe to impress Ethan...either way, it's hot.
Yes yes and yes
Mhm perfect yes
If Ethan won’t let Heisenberg carry him, he can carry me instead like, Ethan are you blind?
I just wanna carry Winters...
Who wouldn't like to be carried by Heisenberg 😏
@@dhianabilaa2449 Apparently Winters, I have never been more depressed in my life...-
@@CosmosPandemonium I will force him to let you carry him-
@@callmegkiddoyt2588 Thank you, thank you...
I love how you guys put hearts around his head when he said that because in the game in Heisenberg's book he wrote "Ethan has an interesting body." (also heisenberg, you can carry me down.)
But, you're not *my* Winters...
I'm sorry.
@@CosmosPandemonium oh okay then I'll just walk down then with you guys. (I can do that right.)
Little bit sus Heisenberg....
@@oni_x9152 Yeah, that's fine-
@@dundee5630 Shhhhhh
I laughed when it said Nerf on the gun😂😂😂
Same
You can say it is a nerf gun 😏
My god that Heisenberg voice is spot on ahh
“I know this factory like the back of my own hand” it’s more than that, I know it like, the back of my glasses
" DONT TOUCH ME CLICK"
NERF 😂
I love Heisy is only ticking off Ethan more
Please carry me too, iron daddy.
Thank God I'm rn
@@shiverfan4867 I like your username and pfp lol ✨👌
Ethans reaction is a mood Lol
*Came for Mommy Vampire, stayed for Daddy Magne*
My gosh,it would be stupidly funny to see Ethan and Heisenberg working together.
Heisenberg gives off old gay vibes and I love it.
He knows it isn't canon but he's having fun godamnit
I really wish you could have chosen between Chris and Heisenberg in RE8
@JetSki Lets Face it Heisenberg is a HECK of lot nicer to you than Chris is. And Ethan's Anger towards him could be the Same that he had at the Duke for just not knowing him first.
The problem is that heisenberg mentioned useing Ethan's daughter to fight miranda but ethen being the protective actual good parent he is is like fuck no but still I feel like it was plot point bullshit heisenberg seems smart enough to realize that saying hey let's use your young baby that probably doesn't know how to use it's abilities yet as a weapon against mother miranda as a smart way to make a deal
@@trappersshadow9751 I mean she was still used as a weapon, Just being in her presence was enough to weaken her so he clearly could have worked with him if Heisenberg didn't call Rose a weapon.
@@lockskelington314 probably would have he really probably shouldn't have mentioned it
@@trappersshadow9751 Its not just me thought right? It feels like this was something they were going to put in the game but didn't have enough time for or something
It doesn't need to be Canon I want more bro Heisenberg
I read your comment in a high pitched skeleton voice
I guess it's a 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯
@@cheshirekitsune No, the Heisencannon is the tank Ethan steals.
I'm establishing a headcanon that Heisenberg names everything like that; the tank is the Heisencannon, his hammer is the Heisenhammer, etc.
Oh God... It has started... The ship videos are here! *Lenny face*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
*sighs, opening ao3*
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
Pretty ironic that Heisenberg is the most dangerous lord and is also the first you meet.
Also how Miranda favorites Heisenberg but he hates her.
I know Heisenberg is the most close to perfection in her experimentation but is really him in the canon her favorite?
Yes
@@teamauthe5594 yes
Its almost biblical. Miranda being God and Karl being Lucifer. Lucifer was Gods favorite angel but Lucifer rebelled against God.
Ethan's reaction is GOLD! 😂
"IT'S NERF OR NOTHIN'!"
- Ethan Winters
I know over have of the Resident Evil fans were simping for Lady Dimitrescu but Heisenberg was the most entertaining of the other lords.
damn the romantic comedy we never knew we needed
I don’t care if it’s cannon I ship it
Me too, I feel in the need of shiping it
The alternate choice we didn’t get to see/ experience
Thinking about the time I read a note that said "Ethan has a interesting body as well" and went "yeah that's gay"
and now I'm here
Damn his three fingers always gets me
Honestly...
We need more Ethanberg-
Yeah, you're right
"Wheres my finger?"
God that was hillarious 😂
The commentary at the end-
"I know this is not cannon but I'm having fun-" also the gun said nerf
That fucking killed me
Nerf guns, the most deadliest of them all, and is this smell of an underrated channel?
Mia:What do you think you're doing to MY HUSBAND?
“I know it’s not canon but I having fun”
Same bitch. The “don’t touch me” had me in /hysterics/
is this what happenes when Ethen accepts Heisenbergs offer? lol
Man I thought ethen was going to say I HAVE A WIFE
I love this so much its so wholesome- 👁👄👁
Plot twist: Ethan wanted Heisenberg to carry him :>
Carry us instead:>
I think he is canonically strong enough to be able to too
Karl Heisenberg: Or I could carry you down?
Ethan Winters: DON’T TOUCH ME BITCH
I just added one more word to this line lol
" i know this factory like the palm of my hand" he says, whilst wearing gloves the entire game 😂
The way Ethan just has a lil gay panic
DLC might just make it cannon lol
I really want to play Village now
The dubbing is funny af! Keep going dude, you doing good!
This crack ship got SO out of hand and I LOVE IT!
Hmmm. I haven’t thought about him flying like that before.
Heisenberg voice just some how fits well
Id let papa heisenberg carry me down, idk what Ethans thinking but his loss ig 🤷🏻♀️
Im loosing count how many times i watch this the dubbs man freaking awesome 😂💖
Me to 😂😂
Dude the part where he goes “god what am I stepping on. Where’s my finger” broke me😂
Your Heisenberg voice is just so fricking satisfying and perfecto 👌
"where's my finger"
💀
This is making me squirm somehow and I haven't even played the game.
Bad decision Ethan. Terrible decision. I'll take your place any day xD
Oh no...fuel for my shipping fire...
"where's my finger"
It is sorta canon, or else how would Ethan land onto the one piece of metal plate among the sharp and dangerous mess🤫
now i wonder what's in the factories basement
CARRY HIM DOWN
Heisenberg swings both ways ♡
It's nerf or nothing!
I was waiting for this OwO
no, but like... am I the only one who sees Ethan blushing???
I see it too
Your Heisenberg's voice impersonation is really good!
Ethan got the Nerf gun
Ethan: Oh crap, its my ex!
Chris Redfield: You and Lady Dimitrescu? Gross.
Ethan: Do I look mad?! (Looks towards Heisenberg)
Heisenberg: Hehehe. Hello Mr. Winters. Long time, no see. 😈
Ohhh, this is a really subtle reference to that brutal DC animated movie between John Constantine and King 🦈
@@yatterman72 yeah, I was really happy to see it
Shiz I'd let that bish carry me down...
Eyy HeisenWinters for pride month!
Stay away from me *takes out a shock gun*
oooo
so you have one of those...
i have a nerf pistol too
Happy pride month
Cant Heisenberg just float Ethan down on a piece of sheet metal?
This is so cute :3
I love this community
Ethan really said “ nerf or nothing “
IT WAS THE *DONT TOUCH ME* FOR EM
I guess it's a 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯
are we not gonna talk about how tiny ethans arm become
It’s nerf or nothing 😩
The " don't touch me!" Was so perfect. I can't stop smiling
Omg the voicing is just... ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨👍😊
He reminds me of the deathslinger lol
I need more!
well, its as they say...
*N e r f O r N o t h i n g.*
Welp, I'm subscribing
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
See, I was distracted by Giant Vampire woman, and then had to come waltzing in here and slip me a ship I didn't think I needed. Thanks for that.
The nerf gun killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I would have kindly taken the offer
Great voice for hisienburge
Mmmn yeah
OMG Yes! Carry me around you're factory!
🎶Bad love🎶
Nerf gun takes heisnberg beard away
ITS NERF OR NUTTIN-
WINTERS PICK THE RIGHT ONE, OKAY?!-
" its nerf or nut in" maybe you should freaking rephrase that
@@Randomidkmaybe i know what i said
@@ehlins now I get it... omfg
THE "WHERE'S MY FINGER" 😭😭 STOP
Ethan's gun is just a NERF gun.
Or maybe that's just for fun or to be more.... friendly
“God where’s my finger?”
Inside…a zombie you killed..
Nice man
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