BORIS JOHNSON'S RIDICULOUS DAILY DIET CHALLENGE | BeardMeatsFood
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- What better way to celebrate my return to Britain than taking Boris Johnson's entire daily diet in one sitting?
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Bo Jo's Full Daily Routine:
BREAKFAST
Toast With Butter & Marmalade
Coffee
Cold Spaghetti
Betty Crocker Cake Slice
Morning Run/Cycle
MID MORNING SNACK
Croissants
Chocolate Bars
Latte
LUNCH
Bangers and mash
Mustard
Red Wine/Champagne
DINNER
Tuna Sandwiches With Lettuce
DRINKS
Litre of Diet Coke
#FoodChallenge #EatingShow #BorisJohnson
Wow, that's his daily diet? It's how I imagine most kids would eat if they didn't have their parents to tell them otherwise! 😂😂 Nice work, I couldn't eat all that in a day, never mind in 43 minutes!
Next challenge: Bruce Bogtrotter's cake from Matilda
Brilliant
Aye lol
Erm... he ate it all already.....
X2
Quang Tran baked and ate a thicc chocolate cake just like Brucey
"Boris says he has one slice of cake." This man **eats a full quarter of a massive cake** that's not a slice 😂
I thought the same. It’s probably triple his daily diet
@@gowengetter4599 Well, Beard does usually increase the amounts heavily since he is a professional competitive eater and there is just no point in eating a man's regular daily diet in one sitting.
That’s one heck of a slice given it looks like a quarter to everyone else.
By the amount of Food He eats He probably does Not know anymore how a 0815 slice of Cake looks
13:05 different Story from my previous comment
So we all just going to ignore the fact that Boris' daily meal is basically the same food school canteens make minus the wine. 🤣😂🤣😂
Are we honestly surprised?
He also has a line with every meal
Hahahaha
"Who would eat cold spaghetti for breakfast?"
Dean Lukes yes sirr
Yeah, I've definitely eaten cold spaghetti for breakfast, though it's usually when I've stayed up all night.
I seem to only enjoy leftovers that are good cold. More likely to eat it at least
Me, fuck yeah. When you have a job you eat quick and get going. No time to re-heat it while you watch cartoons. LOL
The best left over food is pizza though nothing beats cold or reheated pizza
Can we get a beards daily diet??
a tuna salad and a tub of cottage cheese with some blueberries lol
No he doesn't have one
@@Beardmeatsfood LOL lil lard in the noon yo
BeardMeatsFood legend wait for it dairy
@@Beardmeatsfood Cottage cheese 🤢
Knees weak, cake already? Theres vomit on his sweater already, Boris Spaghetti!
But he didn't puke
Nice lol
@@alfiethorne he's changed the lyrics to an eminem song that's all
As a man from Detroit this hurt my soul
he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to make laws
but he keeps on forgetting
what people vote for now, electorate so loud,
he opens his mouth but shit just keeps coming out
he chokin' now, everyone's got corona now,
the clocks run out, time's up, Bo-Jo out!
Your bangers to mash ratio is way off beard.
What is the proper ratio?
At least 4 sausages to the mash he had
And a litre more gravy 🤩
Cold beans but i agree with sausages at least 4 or 5
"hes the prime minister of great britain , kind of famous for being buffoon , a bit like donald trump only with a better vocabulary ." shockingly accurate assessment .
Can u do a better job u fking mug
How is it accurate then Chris?
@@bobbrill4167 snowflake 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luke W which part of that is a struggle for you to understand?
Luke W it’s pretty accurate
"He likes to sip wine in an evening..."
Beard: Full bottle it is then...
a glass of your finest Fruity Vinegar if you will good sir
This has to be one of the only videos of you that didn't make me feel hungry afterwards!
He's actually correct with the night time, it's better to eat a lighter meal at night, especially if you have any digestive issues of any sort which a lot of people do.
You'll understand why he eats a light meal in the evening after you cross the 40-year mark. My dad used to say the same thing.wait till you see what your stomach feels like after you're 40 and you're trying to go to bed with a full stomach.
Absolutely correct. My stomach's work day ends at 5 pm. It will not accept any new customers after hours now!
You wouldn't have that problem if you have a proper diet. Unfortunately due to the food industry, you actually have to do a lot of research and calculations to get a proper healthy diet.
Also it doesn't help that his diet is essentially made out of sugar.
Cold Spagetti isn't that bad but it's much better heated.
Degenerate
Wine is fruity vinegar proper made me chuckle....😂
haha best way i can describe it
@@Beardmeatsfood Admittedly I despise wine myself (I hate the flavor of alcohol,) but I think wine should not taste like vinegar unless something has gone wrong with the fermentation/storage... Fruit vinegar is what you get when wine goes bad!
*Opens mustard*
*Also doesnt use mustard*
Me: do you even care about our feelings 😥
😂😂😂
Wiconi Zephier haha
It's like food challenge jazz.
you always leave the video unresolved by leaving something awesome still on the table.
its the subtle arts that leave the most lasting impressions.
"glass" of wine. lol, that's like half a bottle in there
Obviously you’re not French…
I’d rather die in a ditch than miss one of beard’s videos!! 🇬🇧
Careful what you wish for
Bro I thought you were about to put the mars bar inside the croissant, mind was about to be blown. Missed opportunity haha
The Global Gamer holy shit I have to try this love you hahahah
Oh heat it up like that all melty. Yum
@@marlonhofmann7736 have you tried it yet ?
I’ve been watching this gizza eating almost anything and still standing strong as rock but after boris diet challenge he dont look the same.
How can you not love a 60 year old fat blonde man who rugby tackled a child he is a legend
No crap that ain't just a slice!!!!!! Looks more like a half of a cake!!! It makes me wonder!!!! LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds a gay as possible 😡😡😡😡
Beardmeetfood: you can eat spaghetti for breakfast
Haitian enter the chat: 😂😂. Hold my beer 🍺 😂🇭🇹
when you said Mars Bars were a naff version of Double Deckers I actually stopped eating and frowned
Double deckers are superior to Mars bars
Ah, I see someone else who eats to a beard vid!
Something that's been around for decades can't be a naff version of something that's only been around a few years
@@aaronf4201 hey me too!
@@wullaballoo2642 I'm 45 and literally cant remember a time without double deckers
This is so British it makes me want to dump tea in a dock.
Kevin Parise 😂😂
Hahahaha.... and then have a party... geddit?
A restaurant somewhere needs to make a food challenge called, “Beard can’t beat me”, 2 40oz medium steaks, 4lbs of vegetables, 4 lbs of fries and a dessert of your choice. Then if he beats it, it gets renamed to, “Beard beat me”
That would be great, but I don't know if that is even possible. I mean, think of it. That's over 21 pounds of food. Someone would actually die doing that. It's not fun if the challenge doesn't even SEEM possible, y'know? That would be like saying "I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF UNTIL I CAN FLY ON MY OWN". It's just impossible and obviously a bad idea.
@@macpomeroy1166 16oz in 1lb... 40oz is 2.5lbs... so it would be 5lbs of steak, 4lbs of veggie, nd 4lbs of chips... 5+4+4= 13lbs... Is the dessert going to be 3lbs of cake and 5lbs of ice cream?
@@cynical-bass-terd9531 Ah. In my defense, I have dyscalcia and am a dumbass with numbers. Still, at least 13 pounds of food. Christ.
"Towel.... just say towel..." 😂😂😂😂
You have to twirl your fork when you eat spaghetti 😂😂😂
Omg this was hilarious . We loved watching this. Thank you for another awesome video. My kids said as usual Beard rocks !!!
hehe thanks michaella
Absolutely agreed on the bangers & mash! Such a lovely comfort food! With onion gravy & cheesy mash 👌😍
Cheesy mash sounds class
I need this for tea now, imma suggest it for Wednesday especially onion gravy. I’m going through a period where I’m recovering from an abscess and all I was eating was a Tin of soup a day so I’ve been eating like an horse for these past couple of days.
@@garygritter5701 Glad to hear you're doing well enough to eat again though 👌😊
Din dins - haven’t heard that in years 😂 👍🏻
Man went to Eton and Oxford but eats like a child. Lol
Please dont go politics mate 🙏
Some of us just want to watch UA-cam and live ✌ . Love the videos keep it up mate
agree, having beard slag off more than half the country who just want their rightful sovereignty back ruined this channel for me
@@somekunt4333 My thoughts exactly, well not the channel just this video
@@somekunt4333 and that's the problem with society these days. So easily offended over some satire. Get a grip
OMG how sensitive can you be. Boomer
Even I can't stand wine and beer 😂 damnn that's an unhealthy diet.. gr8 vid man keep it up 🔥🔥😍😍
I think it’s hilarious when someone refers to a billionaire, real estate genius, successful t.v. personality, and President of the United States as a buffoon.
Patrick Bateman You know what a loser you are. You smell like shit. Do you know that? I just don’t have anything in common with you.
@Patrick Bateman lol trumps gonna be around for 4 more years, get used to it bud
@@ricanLegend2003 Like Diamond and Silk say "He's your President" and mine too thank God!! TRUMP 2020!!!!!
I think it’s unfair to call Trump a buffoon just because he suggested injecting bleach to kill covid-19. It did cause the world to come together to laugh in these dark times. His supporters are all guilty by association and will be looked down on by their grandchildren. History will not be kind. God bless 🤣
That sigh at the start fukin killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve got a strong stomach but watching the red wine on a purged stomach brings back vomit moments lol.
FairPlay
Can't believe you know badlands chugs he a real one
I’m pretty sure he’s had a few contest where Badlands was this competitor… the Nathan’s hot dog contest for example.
Watching why my girlfriend is in labour 😂 can't miss it
father of the year material haha...congratulations ;)
@@Beardmeatsfood ahah if he was popping out wouldn't off been watching lol
@@Beardmeatsfood thanks
@@fuckoff1549 Weird pregnancy craving food vid idea! Btw-Good Luck.
@@teresawhelan3882 thank you she's still in labour been 12 hours so far, that world be a good video tbh my girlfriend be craving cheese, peanut but bread stick some weird things lol
For one second, "Brexit" looked like "Breakfast" to me :D
I can't tell you how many times I've thought the logo on your timer was a fly! Lol...
Badlands gave you a beard towel 3 years ago, and you never used it again, despite complaining that you really should bring one.
leftover spaghetti straight from the fridge with some hidden valley ranch dressing on it is so good
YESSSS
I thought I was the only one that does this, isn't it spot on
Yesss beard! Been waiting after all the American tours.. some good old English scran 😋😂
hehe hope you enjoyed it chris
Grub scran nosh all good 😂 😂
Thank you for correctly pronouncing "croissant". That's as close to the original French pronunciation as you can get to with English phonics.
I don't know why some people use the ridiculous "cross-ont" or "croh-sarnt", it sounds like they're worried they have something stuck in their teeth so don't want to move their mouth move too much.
Not sure if you're french or English but if you're french then I have to say it's just because here we're all very embarrassed about everything and don't want to stand out, so we'll just pronounce it however everyone else does even if we know it's wrong.
because people don't give a shit about the french pronunciation
I'm an English guy in Australia. They are really thick here and it is a "Croyzant"
🤣🤣🤣 the British version of Donald Trump
Been watching your Channel for ages. Only just found this. And I'm crying 😂 it is the single most impressive Brexit video and expose on Bawjaw to date 😂
Not going to apologise for being a Scottish Independence voter, but if anyone who is anti Brexit wants any advice.....😂
I loved the way your face looked when drinking the wine. They should use that as a way to deter possible future wine drinkers.
Beard: Not sure cake for breakfast is going to catch on.
Holland: Am I a joke to you?
i am from holland, what do you mean? we dont eat cake for breakfast
Game Addictgonewild when I was in Holland I was offered cake or pie throughout the day and sometimes cake right before we ate dinner. While I didn’t have cake for breakfast, I was offered crepes with caramel and chocolate sprinkles and Poffertjes which in my mind aren’t that far off. Either way it was a joke about how much cake is consumed day to day in Holland. Atleast this was my personal experience. Anyway cheers! I loved Holland when I was there.
@@mintyfone i dont want to ruin youre experience. But most people dont eat often cake. Poffertjes can be breakfast, but we used to eat them as dinner. They are just like pancakes. I know the word contains cake, but its not realy like cake. Maybe those people tried to spoil you whyle you where there. I personally like the coffeeshops here. Did you visit them?
Did you really make this joke just based on a holiday you went on?
AVTAVT did you really ask a question you already knew the answer to?
That looked brutal pal, It still amazes me how you can eat everything cold. Oh yeah that cake looked awesome.
Hold on, did you just say, beard wearer. Are you confessing you wear a stuck on beard. Next your be saying Mrs Beard is only a hologram 😂
Hahahahaha!!! That intro was mint!😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:08 Yep that is Boris. People probably try to deny it.
No way he eats that in once day everyday? He would be insanely huge eating all that.
thought the same
forreal, he's a bit chubby but there is no way
Fraser Cormack it’s probably an over exaggeration because at the end of the day it’s a challenge he probably doubled up Johnson’s diet
His on a diet now
Ever heard of narcotics
I like cold spaghetti and I'll eat it for breakfast too
Why must we eat eggs pancakes etc in the morning?
I even make spaghetti sandwiches with leftovers Yummm
hey...if it works for you, more power to you haha
Drives me nuts that there's a "right" time of day to eat particular foods. If I want soup for breakfast I'll bloody have it.
@Nspnspker my point exactly!
I hate spaghetti no matter the time of day.
Who said that's breakfast? Haha
It's nice to see that I'm not the only one that butters his toast with a spoon lol
It's how I've seen it done and done it myself in professional kitchens most of the times as well.
Boris Johnson actually eats his cake with Coleman's mustard. What a mad lad!
All candy bars used to be much bigger mate. It's called inflation.
OrangePartisan it's robbing fuckn cunts, smaller bars plus prices increase getting us both ways
Would love to see you do your "BeardMeatsFood" Daily Diet Challenge 🍞🧀🍖
Keep Up The Great Work Love All The Way From South Africa🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
thanks Shree :)
i love this video! your boris johnson comments are hilarious!
People tend to be less active later on in the day so switching lunch and dinner is ment to be a bit better for you. Eat big for breakfast and lunch then eat small at night
That was bloody brilliant! Great channel - love it!
I finally found a jar of Biscoff in Perth (Australia)! Damn you Beard, that stuff is more addictive than crack.
Where!?
Biscoff is awesome we have biscoff ice-creams over hear
Barebacking the croissant that's a dry hump hope it was a butter one 😂
Karloss Mac uuuurrrrggghhhhh!!!
Is that pee wee Herman ‘s fork from his movie? Lol 😂
His diet suits his child-like character.
11:50-12:10 best part ever 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, more dislikes than usual, folks are serious about the brexit, best of luck with it (from the Netherlands) ^^
there are a lot of right-wing bots on youtube
@@06hatter lol 🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@06hatter and a lot of regressive leftist NPC´s as well.
@Andrew567 Most right wingers do only exist online and in their mum's basement tbf
Conor Callaghan not even remotely true you sped. You’re in denial. You’re an over political clown and people aren’t honest about their political opinions with you because it’s easier to just agree with you. So you’ve got no real idea of what people believe. They’ll tell you they agree with you to shut you up and they vote different. How do you think they win? Votes from non existent bots?
Cold round of food there, and i wont have eating cold spagetti
Going in on that croissant bareback, no condiments 😂
„Get out of my City“ 😂😂😂
P.S. Colman's mustard is the bomb! I even put it on pizza
Pulled pork, toasted sandwich, English mustard, lettuce and tomato.
I can’t believe Boris is so muscular and great shape eating this junk! 💪🏻🤣
hahaha
Another brill video mate. Keep them coming pal. All the best!
thanks mate :)
Im glad you guys have Boris Johnson. The UK is entering a new, better era...
Coleman's mustard is awesome. Try it on corned beef sandwiches or beef burgers.
I have IBS and this is the kinda things i I wish I could eat 😂😂
Fodmap life
Dom Herron for real lol
I was diagnosed with the same yesterday and Being myself a doctor that sucks when you are young and tbh since I know how your life changes( in eating prospect ) but hey we got worst things out there let’s not complain and eat healthy till we get it back on the track . Happy recovery !!!❤️
Mars bars were first made in 1932, and Double Decker bars were invented in 1976. Also, Double-Deckers are coffee flavoured. I believe Mars bars were bigger years ago too!
Sorry but your wrong Beard, you dont eat a lot before sleep. And that's the advise given when people eat (some regions still do including mine) at 8 pm etc.
Eat the most in the morning as in balanced diet, filling in the afternoon, and light at night
@Veganism Kills I'm not sure what you meant by 'promote a diet high', but for your last statement 'Eating at night allows body to use food morning and night', heres my response regarding dinner
1. You eat at 8pm & above - You've eaten too much. Your metabolism slows down when you sleep so all the food lasts till morning because it has no need for complete digestion. Also, most likely time for the body to accumulate fat so if your aim is to get high blood cholestrol, get fat or possibly have thick blood and possible heart attacks, then go ahead (depends on diet too. Recommend a lot of fibre for dinner since it helps the body overall the next day0
2. You eat before 8pm - The food has not yet digested (possible, in ths case refer to 1) or it has completely digested and your about to goto sleep on a possibly empty stomach thereby leading to sleep disorders in the future due to progressive acid accumulation in the stomach. This is why so many folk from first world countries eat additional snacks before sleeping. Because their hungry again..... seriously.... why... our just inviting obesity and other problems.
So to answer your reply, No, your wrong. Eating a lot will not help you in anyway whatsoever for dinner because it will cause issues in either case mentioned in 2. If you still want to eat at 6pm (18:00) etc., maybe eat a few fibre biscuits etc. and a glass of milk before you sleep
Commentary was hilarious on this one. He is overweight but I think you took some extreme liberties with portion sizes, can't imagine he can take down over 8.000 cals a day.
The reaction to the red wine is priceless. Haha
Miss the old style Beard videos, where you order LOADS of takeaway food
bit boring if you do the same thing all the time mate...not really for me.
@@Beardmeatsfood agree if you do it all the time,but cant remember last time you did a huge daily calorie intake like you used to. Been subbed to you since you was less than 50k so not a new time viewer
Defiantly gonna need to get on a Boris bike after that lot, also colemans mustard is a true English man's mustard👍
English mustard with Melton mowbray pork pie and I'm in heaven
@@christianchapman9420 , literally just had dinner about a hour ago but when I get peckish I'm gonna go straight in the fridge and have exactly that, got my taste buds tingling!!!
@@christianchapman9420 .. Very nice. A cuppa tea goes down well with that too. 🇬🇧
Imagine titling your self a “hero” for eating an excessive amount of food
You and Boris seem to have the same challenges in knowing words... towel!! Lol
C'mon beard!!! As a fellow northerner... dinner is at 12(ish) and tea is in the evening!!! 😬😉 and what king off gravy comes out in dollops...?? 😂😂 great vid as always mate 👊👌
Cold spaghetti is one of my favorite foods. Especially with some bread.
that meal looked rough mate. love your work!
I'm right with you there on the wine vibes. To me it just takes like I'm being poisoned :)
Towel, just say towel 🤣🤣🤣
Next challenge: Drink 5 liters of wine in 30 minutes
I feel personally offended you called Colman's mustard "disgusting"
No way he eats all this in one day!
He doesn't
And no as a person with chronic gastric disorders eating timing is everything. I can't eat past 6.
Definitely chucked that all back up again after you stopped recording didnt you pal 😂😂
How are there no veggies in there 😳😳? Or fruit? (And no, despite my best argument , marmalade doesn’t count!)
God just watching how much sugar and raw carbs this guy wakes up to makes me feel disgusting. How is Boris even alive?