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  • What better way to celebrate my return to Britain than taking Boris Johnson's entire daily diet in one sitting?
    *Product contains no political sentiment. Just a light hearted bit of poking fun at a rather eccentric politician.
    All for laughs ;)
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  • @ibrahimrehman8992
    @ibrahimrehman8992 5 років тому +624

    Can we get a beards daily diet??

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +190

      a tuna salad and a tub of cottage cheese with some blueberries lol

    • @whatupmoney3003
      @whatupmoney3003 5 років тому +2

      No he doesn't have one

    • @ProPyroPower
      @ProPyroPower 5 років тому +4

      @@Beardmeatsfood LOL lil lard in the noon yo

    • @ibrahimrehman8992
      @ibrahimrehman8992 5 років тому +4

      BeardMeatsFood legend wait for it dairy

    • @ericshen9664
      @ericshen9664 5 років тому +7

      @@Beardmeatsfood Cottage cheese 🤢

  • @woody8191
    @woody8191 2 роки тому +85

    So we all just going to ignore the fact that Boris' daily meal is basically the same food school canteens make minus the wine. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 4 роки тому +354

    "Boris says he has one slice of cake." This man **eats a full quarter of a massive cake** that's not a slice 😂

    • @gowengetter4599
      @gowengetter4599 4 роки тому +5

      I thought the same. It’s probably triple his daily diet

    • @macpomeroy1166
      @macpomeroy1166 4 роки тому +21

      @@gowengetter4599 Well, Beard does usually increase the amounts heavily since he is a professional competitive eater and there is just no point in eating a man's regular daily diet in one sitting.

    • @fionawalsh1007
      @fionawalsh1007 3 роки тому +2

      That’s one heck of a slice given it looks like a quarter to everyone else.

    • @AFKnaHSama
      @AFKnaHSama 3 роки тому +2

      By the amount of Food He eats He probably does Not know anymore how a 0815 slice of Cake looks

    • @AFKnaHSama
      @AFKnaHSama 3 роки тому

      13:05 different Story from my previous comment

  • @ricefields9121
    @ricefields9121 5 років тому +375

    Next challenge: Bruce Bogtrotter's cake from Matilda

  • @BaconSniffer578
    @BaconSniffer578 5 років тому +223

    Your bangers to mash ratio is way off beard.

    • @briangenthner5500
      @briangenthner5500 5 років тому +1

      What is the proper ratio?

    • @ryp1562
      @ryp1562 5 років тому +38

      At least 4 sausages to the mash he had

    • @anthonyharper5954
      @anthonyharper5954 5 років тому +24

      And a litre more gravy 🤩

    • @markoneill8188
      @markoneill8188 5 років тому +3

      Cold beans but i agree with sausages at least 4 or 5

  • @BiggytheHunter
    @BiggytheHunter 5 років тому +451

    Knees weak, cake already? Theres vomit on his sweater already, Boris Spaghetti!

    • @alfiethorne
      @alfiethorne 5 років тому +1

      But he didn't puke

    • @michaltaft2972
      @michaltaft2972 5 років тому +1

      Nice lol

    • @teapea85
      @teapea85 5 років тому +5

      @@alfiethorne he's changed the lyrics to an eminem song that's all

    • @Prototype-wd1qv
      @Prototype-wd1qv 4 роки тому +3

      As a man from Detroit this hurt my soul

    • @isaacjones748
      @isaacjones748 4 роки тому +18

      he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
      to make laws
      but he keeps on forgetting
      what people vote for now, electorate so loud,
      he opens his mouth but shit just keeps coming out
      he chokin' now, everyone's got corona now,
      the clocks run out, time's up, Bo-Jo out!

  • @Vertraic
    @Vertraic 4 роки тому +174

    "Who would eat cold spaghetti for breakfast?"

    • @J4MZYZ
      @J4MZYZ 4 роки тому +2

      Dean Lukes yes sirr

    • @lpris
      @lpris 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, I've definitely eaten cold spaghetti for breakfast, though it's usually when I've stayed up all night.

    • @VillPom
      @VillPom 4 роки тому +2

      I seem to only enjoy leftovers that are good cold. More likely to eat it at least

    • @Irondiesel
      @Irondiesel 4 роки тому +1

      Me, fuck yeah. When you have a job you eat quick and get going. No time to re-heat it while you watch cartoons. LOL

    • @spare389
      @spare389 4 роки тому +4

      The best left over food is pizza though nothing beats cold or reheated pizza

  • @chrissirhc7337
    @chrissirhc7337 4 роки тому +268

    "hes the prime minister of great britain , kind of famous for being buffoon , a bit like donald trump only with a better vocabulary ." shockingly accurate assessment .

    • @bobbrill4167
      @bobbrill4167 4 роки тому +7

      Can u do a better job u fking mug

    • @xnorth2240
      @xnorth2240 4 роки тому +4

      How is it accurate then Chris?

    • @SaidBayan
      @SaidBayan 4 роки тому +17

      @@bobbrill4167 snowflake 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shithead666
      @shithead666 4 роки тому +8

      Luke W which part of that is a struggle for you to understand?

    • @Mintberry_Crunch03
      @Mintberry_Crunch03 4 роки тому +5

      Luke W it’s pretty accurate

  • @stevenollier64
    @stevenollier64 5 років тому +163

    a glass of your finest Fruity Vinegar if you will good sir

  • @LukeSherran
    @LukeSherran 5 років тому +66

    Wow, that's his daily diet? It's how I imagine most kids would eat if they didn't have their parents to tell them otherwise! 😂😂 Nice work, I couldn't eat all that in a day, never mind in 43 minutes!

  • @Anthony-ev8pr
    @Anthony-ev8pr 4 роки тому +63

    "glass" of wine. lol, that's like half a bottle in there

    • @Flanaghan
      @Flanaghan 3 роки тому +2

      Obviously you’re not French…

  • @Thesixproject
    @Thesixproject 4 роки тому +38

    You'll understand why he eats a light meal in the evening after you cross the 40-year mark. My dad used to say the same thing.wait till you see what your stomach feels like after you're 40 and you're trying to go to bed with a full stomach.

    • @joeshmoe8134
      @joeshmoe8134 2 роки тому +1

      Absolutely correct. My stomach's work day ends at 5 pm. It will not accept any new customers after hours now!

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr Рік тому

      You wouldn't have that problem if you have a proper diet. Unfortunately due to the food industry, you actually have to do a lot of research and calculations to get a proper healthy diet.
      Also it doesn't help that his diet is essentially made out of sugar.

  • @Beardmeatsfood
    @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +11

    *PLEASE READ BEFORE COMMENTING*
    Evening All!
    Welcome to arguably the daftest video of the year so far...The Boris Johnson Daily Diet Challenge!
    I read an online article detailing BoJo's daily eating schedule
    (www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/may/25/foodanddrink.boris) and thought it might be a bit of a laugh to give it a bash!
    All supposed to be taken in good fun, so let's not descend into heated political debate in the comments, we get enough of that on the news ;)
    I've already read a great many comments from people saying they're unsubscribing; and to those people I'd like to say that if that is the case, I'd like to thank you for your support of the channel. It really means a lot to me. But truthfully, there's nothing 'political' about the video at all.
    It's all a bit of light hearted levity, poking a bit of harmless fun at a rather eccentric public figure and ultimately...Just flippin' eating his daily diet! That's it! Really no need to read anything more into it...Life is serious enough, let's try to transcend it with a bit of a laugh eh?
    If that's not your jam, then so be it. I don't let politics impact my social interactions with other human beings. That's just me.
    Don't forget to join me Thursday at 7pm BST for another UNDEFEATED restaurant challenge!

    • @Bloodline2009
      @Bloodline2009 5 років тому +4

      Ooh dear. Please don't make your channel Political. We voted to leave. 17.4 million people won't be quiet and we don't want a second EU referendum. We knew what we voted for. Thumbs down mate sorry.

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +5

      @@Bloodline2009 how did you comment this after reading the pinned comment? I don't understand lol

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +3

      @abrahamisms flayed rectum train to do i really mate...i didn't really 'discover' it. But I've always had a pretty big appetite.

  • @DarkLumiya
    @DarkLumiya 4 роки тому +20

    He's actually correct with the night time, it's better to eat a lighter meal at night, especially if you have any digestive issues of any sort which a lot of people do.

  • @dackyl
    @dackyl 5 років тому +47

    "He likes to sip wine in an evening..."
    Beard: Full bottle it is then...

  • @arjunnava
    @arjunnava 5 років тому +7

    Sorry but your wrong Beard, you dont eat a lot before sleep. And that's the advise given when people eat (some regions still do including mine) at 8 pm etc.
    Eat the most in the morning as in balanced diet, filling in the afternoon, and light at night

    • @arjunnava
      @arjunnava 5 років тому

      @Veganism Kills I'm not sure what you meant by 'promote a diet high', but for your last statement 'Eating at night allows body to use food morning and night', heres my response regarding dinner
      1. You eat at 8pm & above - You've eaten too much. Your metabolism slows down when you sleep so all the food lasts till morning because it has no need for complete digestion. Also, most likely time for the body to accumulate fat so if your aim is to get high blood cholestrol, get fat or possibly have thick blood and possible heart attacks, then go ahead (depends on diet too. Recommend a lot of fibre for dinner since it helps the body overall the next day0
      2. You eat before 8pm - The food has not yet digested (possible, in ths case refer to 1) or it has completely digested and your about to goto sleep on a possibly empty stomach thereby leading to sleep disorders in the future due to progressive acid accumulation in the stomach. This is why so many folk from first world countries eat additional snacks before sleeping. Because their hungry again..... seriously.... why... our just inviting obesity and other problems.
      So to answer your reply, No, your wrong. Eating a lot will not help you in anyway whatsoever for dinner because it will cause issues in either case mentioned in 2. If you still want to eat at 6pm (18:00) etc., maybe eat a few fibre biscuits etc. and a glass of milk before you sleep

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +38

    Cold Spagetti isn't that bad but it's much better heated.

  • @orhun2049
    @orhun2049 4 роки тому +33

    I’ve been watching this gizza eating almost anything and still standing strong as rock but after boris diet challenge he dont look the same.

  • @moynies
    @moynies 5 років тому +35

    Please dont go politics mate 🙏
    Some of us just want to watch UA-cam and live ✌ . Love the videos keep it up mate

    • @somekunt4333
      @somekunt4333 4 роки тому +1

      agree, having beard slag off more than half the country who just want their rightful sovereignty back ruined this channel for me

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 4 роки тому +1

      @@somekunt4333 My thoughts exactly, well not the channel just this video

    • @sanjsharma195
      @sanjsharma195 4 роки тому

      @@somekunt4333 and that's the problem with society these days. So easily offended over some satire. Get a grip

    • @jamezz41
      @jamezz41 4 роки тому

      OMG how sensitive can you be. Boomer

  • @tobbexxxxx
    @tobbexxxxx 2 роки тому +2

    2 years and Brexit ain't over yet...

  • @wiconizephier7742
    @wiconizephier7742 5 років тому +47

    *Opens mustard*
    *Also doesnt use mustard*
    Me: do you even care about our feelings 😥

    • @Intz51
      @Intz51 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @TheMNbeast1
      @TheMNbeast1 4 роки тому

      Wiconi Zephier haha

  • @overheatedeskim054
    @overheatedeskim054 5 років тому +8

    He's been PM for a month and everyone is attacking him like they did may it's ridiculous just a bunch of clowns crying because they are not getting what they want out of the deal if may had to resign because she couldn't get them what they wanted why do everyone think boris can all he's trying to do is get them the best possible deal he can and everyone is blocking him

  • @nate3479
    @nate3479 4 роки тому +6

    How can you not love a 60 year old fat blonde man who rugby tackled a child he is a legend

  • @Senorpoontang
    @Senorpoontang 2 роки тому +7

    I'm glad you don't do political content any more. Much less entertaining and very on the nose. Came here to watch you eat and have some fun, not listen to biased ramblings.

  • @iHonorGaming
    @iHonorGaming 5 років тому +14

    This has to be one of the only videos of you that didn't make me feel hungry afterwards!

  • @mikeholt5118
    @mikeholt5118 5 років тому +77

    Bloody hell people why have so many people lost their sense of humour , British tradition taking Micky out of politics , good on ya beard 👍🇳🇿

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +27

      AMEN Mike....best comment on here so far. Can't believe how many people are saying 'I'm unsubscribing' haha...Like we can't take the mick a bit and poke some fun...madness. Thanks for such a sober comment mate :)

    • @cocomellon
      @cocomellon 5 років тому +13

      @@Beardmeatsfood You have a food challenge channel. I dont need to hear your opinions on politics or economics. Stick to what you know. We come here for entertainment not your opinions on Brexit!

    • @cocomellon
      @cocomellon 5 років тому +2

      By the way Boris or any politicians diet was a good topic just dont think you know more than potentially 50% of your viewers. Just saying.

    • @scross7370
      @scross7370 5 років тому +17

      Jefferson Bentley, you are such a twerpy snowflake . I don't think Mr. Beard offered any political opinion at all. It was all done in a light hearted way, so grow up and fcuk off!

    • @mikeholt5118
      @mikeholt5118 5 років тому +14

      @@cocomellon they weren't beards political view , he was taking the Micky you know joking !!!! Lighten up laugh it actually gud for ya 😁

  • @matthewkelly4334
    @matthewkelly4334 5 років тому +18

    Can't believe you know badlands chugs he a real one

    • @ProdByClockwerk
      @ProdByClockwerk 3 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure he’s had a few contest where Badlands was this competitor… the Nathan’s hot dog contest for example.

  • @frasercormack5853
    @frasercormack5853 4 роки тому +31

    No way he eats that in once day everyday? He would be insanely huge eating all that.

    • @Acdhcup267
      @Acdhcup267 4 роки тому +1

      thought the same

    • @christopherdrichardson6918
      @christopherdrichardson6918 4 роки тому +5

      forreal, he's a bit chubby but there is no way

    • @MS-nf9iu
      @MS-nf9iu 4 роки тому +8

      Fraser Cormack it’s probably an over exaggeration because at the end of the day it’s a challenge he probably doubled up Johnson’s diet

    • @S_J_banana
      @S_J_banana 4 роки тому

      His on a diet now

    • @kingkota2302
      @kingkota2302 4 роки тому

      Ever heard of narcotics

  • @matthewpierzchala4496
    @matthewpierzchala4496 5 років тому +10

    With all due respect...stick to eating mass quantities of food and MUCH less on political commentary. It's unbecoming for a good chap such as yourself.

    • @conormcc1997
      @conormcc1997 5 років тому

      Yeah I was a bit surprised hearing his pov tbh

  • @budiprakoso7849
    @budiprakoso7849 5 років тому +17

    Leave politics out of your videos beard, it's a sure way of losing subs.

    • @StraightDro
      @StraightDro 5 років тому

      Budi Prakoso okay

    • @MrMousebreaker1
      @MrMousebreaker1 5 років тому +6

      Budi Prakoso 100% agree

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +3

      no politics here mate....just a light hearted bit of fun poking...if people can't see that, then probably best they go ahead and unsub...the proper subscribers have the level headedness to understand. And I applaud them for it. Life is too short.

    • @budiprakoso7849
      @budiprakoso7849 5 років тому +3

      @@Beardmeatsfood. It is when your slagging off the leaders of Britain and America, I just feel that it's a road you don't need to go down but that's just my opinion.

  • @jt4eva
    @jt4eva 5 років тому +3

    It's like food challenge jazz.
    you always leave the video unresolved by leaving something awesome still on the table.
    its the subtle arts that leave the most lasting impressions.

  • @theglobalgamer6994
    @theglobalgamer6994 5 років тому +17

    Bro I thought you were about to put the mars bar inside the croissant, mind was about to be blown. Missed opportunity haha

  • @Umygooly
    @Umygooly 5 років тому +16

    Wine is fruity vinegar proper made me chuckle....😂

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +1

      haha best way i can describe it

    • @Vertraic
      @Vertraic 4 роки тому +1

      @@Beardmeatsfood Admittedly I despise wine myself (I hate the flavor of alcohol,) but I think wine should not taste like vinegar unless something has gone wrong with the fermentation/storage... Fruit vinegar is what you get when wine goes bad!

  • @officeprisoner5304
    @officeprisoner5304 5 років тому +54

    when you said Mars Bars were a naff version of Double Deckers I actually stopped eating and frowned

    • @AFC_MLS22
      @AFC_MLS22 5 років тому +19

      Double deckers are superior to Mars bars

    • @aaronf4201
      @aaronf4201 5 років тому +3

      Ah, I see someone else who eats to a beard vid!

    • @wullaballoo2642
      @wullaballoo2642 5 років тому +5

      Something that's been around for decades can't be a naff version of something that's only been around a few years

    • @radiomandelbrot5868
      @radiomandelbrot5868 5 років тому

      @@aaronf4201 hey me too!

    • @frequentclearance9641
      @frequentclearance9641 5 років тому +1

      @@wullaballoo2642 I'm 45 and literally cant remember a time without double deckers

  • @jennytidy2442
    @jennytidy2442 2 роки тому +2

    Was some of that food included Boris's Birthday bash, at No:10, while the rest of the world was in lockdown? 😡

  • @eljefegringo8725
    @eljefegringo8725 4 роки тому +12

    This is so British it makes me want to dump tea in a dock.

  • @01gtbdaily30
    @01gtbdaily30 5 років тому +41

    Please don’t go into politics. This was one of the only channels that avoided it and was great.

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +24

      there's nothing political about the video bud...just a light hearted bit of fun...poking a bit of fun at a humorous political figure...eating his diet....that's it. Anyone reading anything more into it is I think in need of a bit of levity...I don't discuss politics for a reason, and I'm not about to start now.
      All a bit of fun. Lets enjoy it for that shall we :)

    • @BasedinReality1984
      @BasedinReality1984 5 років тому +13

      BeardMeatsFood bro ......... you came across as quite the Leftist in this video.
      With a slight bit of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
      I’d say the majority or your subs are trump fans . You’d be surprised.

    • @TCFan30
      @TCFan30 5 років тому +14

      @@Beardmeatsfood 'there's nothing political'....blah blah....Umm yeah OK bud! Nice try. Either do a whole series on what all the politicians eat, rather than just poking fun by deliberately focusing on one prominent individual in order to promote your closet bias and win brownie points with the woke crowd. By telling us otherwise seriously underestimates the intelligence of your viewers.
      UNSUBBED!!!

    • @Chilltownify
      @Chilltownify 5 років тому +5

      @@BasedinReality1984 speak for yourself. Proud lefty here. Only morons and racists still support Trump

    • @01gtbdaily30
      @01gtbdaily30 5 років тому +15

      BeardMeatsFood I disagree only because while you claim it’s a video about Boris Johnson yet you used it to take a shot at Donald Trump. I’m Canadian and I go to UA-cam to be entertained not hear the same crap TV , Radio and news outlets are constantly pushing at me.

  • @nigeltrueman6101
    @nigeltrueman6101 5 років тому +6

    Best keep away from politics

  • @peterpiper47
    @peterpiper47 4 роки тому +10

    I think it’s hilarious when someone refers to a billionaire, real estate genius, successful t.v. personality, and President of the United States as a buffoon.

    • @peterpiper47
      @peterpiper47 4 роки тому +4

      Patrick Bateman You know what a loser you are. You smell like shit. Do you know that? I just don’t have anything in common with you.

    • @ricanLegend2003
      @ricanLegend2003 4 роки тому +3

      @Patrick Bateman lol trumps gonna be around for 4 more years, get used to it bud

    • @lydiamashcka4362
      @lydiamashcka4362 4 роки тому +2

      @@ricanLegend2003 Like Diamond and Silk say "He's your President" and mine too thank God!! TRUMP 2020!!!!!

    • @don21129
      @don21129 4 роки тому +2

      I think it’s unfair to call Trump a buffoon just because he suggested injecting bleach to kill covid-19. It did cause the world to come together to laugh in these dark times. His supporters are all guilty by association and will be looked down on by their grandchildren. History will not be kind. God bless 🤣

  • @GarethNIreland
    @GarethNIreland 5 років тому +25

    I’d rather die in a ditch than miss one of beard’s videos!! 🇬🇧

  • @TJ-rz5ih
    @TJ-rz5ih 5 років тому +11

    Stick to eating and not politics. Boris is a much better option than Corbyn.

    • @Chilltownify
      @Chilltownify 5 років тому

      Boris is better suited for the nut house, correct

  • @grapjesmettomentim3144
    @grapjesmettomentim3144 5 років тому +66

    Lol, more dislikes than usual, folks are serious about the brexit, best of luck with it (from the Netherlands) ^^

    • @06hatter
      @06hatter 4 роки тому +7

      there are a lot of right-wing bots on youtube

    • @jordankjv1644
      @jordankjv1644 4 роки тому +1

      @@06hatter lol 🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @goofverdinus165
      @goofverdinus165 4 роки тому +8

      @@06hatter and a lot of regressive leftist NPC´s as well.

    • @owyn4799
      @owyn4799 4 роки тому +11

      @Andrew567 Most right wingers do only exist online and in their mum's basement tbf

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 роки тому +7

      Conor Callaghan not even remotely true you sped. You’re in denial. You’re an over political clown and people aren’t honest about their political opinions with you because it’s easier to just agree with you. So you’ve got no real idea of what people believe. They’ll tell you they agree with you to shut you up and they vote different. How do you think they win? Votes from non existent bots?

  • @monk3yfr3ak
    @monk3yfr3ak 4 роки тому +6

    leftover spaghetti straight from the fridge with some hidden valley ranch dressing on it is so good

  • @losmanzani6849
    @losmanzani6849 2 роки тому +1

    Commentary was hilarious on this one. He is overweight but I think you took some extreme liberties with portion sizes, can't imagine he can take down over 8.000 cals a day.

  • @unitedwestand7494
    @unitedwestand7494 5 років тому +5

    Why would you want unelected bureaucrats making your decisions for you that is just idiotic. You will be thanking you lucky stars once you ditched three EU. If you have a neutral channel like this NEVER get political it a quick way to lose subscribers.

  • @thebaconbrotato
    @thebaconbrotato 5 років тому +6

    I thought this channel was about eating food, not political commentary...

  • @killbillie29
    @killbillie29 5 років тому +7

    You got balls man. I'd be throwing up like crazy mixing all that together.

  • @aaronfletcher2879
    @aaronfletcher2879 5 років тому +16

    A restaurant somewhere needs to make a food challenge called, “Beard can’t beat me”, 2 40oz medium steaks, 4lbs of vegetables, 4 lbs of fries and a dessert of your choice. Then if he beats it, it gets renamed to, “Beard beat me”

    • @macpomeroy1166
      @macpomeroy1166 4 роки тому

      That would be great, but I don't know if that is even possible. I mean, think of it. That's over 21 pounds of food. Someone would actually die doing that. It's not fun if the challenge doesn't even SEEM possible, y'know? That would be like saying "I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF UNTIL I CAN FLY ON MY OWN". It's just impossible and obviously a bad idea.

    • @cynical-bass-terd9531
      @cynical-bass-terd9531 2 роки тому

      @@macpomeroy1166 16oz in 1lb... 40oz is 2.5lbs... so it would be 5lbs of steak, 4lbs of veggie, nd 4lbs of chips... 5+4+4= 13lbs... Is the dessert going to be 3lbs of cake and 5lbs of ice cream?

    • @macpomeroy1166
      @macpomeroy1166 2 роки тому

      @@cynical-bass-terd9531 Ah. In my defense, I have dyscalcia and am a dumbass with numbers. Still, at least 13 pounds of food. Christ.

  • @dutchbiker4825
    @dutchbiker4825 5 років тому +7

    All candy bars used to be much bigger mate. It's called inflation.

    • @careyscates5504
      @careyscates5504 5 років тому

      OrangePartisan it's robbing fuckn cunts, smaller bars plus prices increase getting us both ways

  • @shahnoorhossain
    @shahnoorhossain 5 років тому +6

    Din dins - haven’t heard that in years 😂 👍🏻

  • @nwk-wt3ty
    @nwk-wt3ty Рік тому +1

    Man went to Eton and Oxford but eats like a child. Lol

  • @deathtoyoutubeandtwitterbu5865

    Man, being the warden of the world's largest prison state must be taxing considering how much food he eats daily.
    Like a professional strongman

  • @SimonMetin
    @SimonMetin 5 років тому +8

    You forgot to include Corbyn's tears

  • @steffennielsen3410
    @steffennielsen3410 5 років тому +17

    Cold round of food there, and i wont have eating cold spagetti

  • @donkmeister
    @donkmeister 4 роки тому +7

    Thank you for correctly pronouncing "croissant". That's as close to the original French pronunciation as you can get to with English phonics.
    I don't know why some people use the ridiculous "cross-ont" or "croh-sarnt", it sounds like they're worried they have something stuck in their teeth so don't want to move their mouth move too much.

    • @hannah29387
      @hannah29387 4 роки тому +2

      Not sure if you're french or English but if you're french then I have to say it's just because here we're all very embarrassed about everything and don't want to stand out, so we'll just pronounce it however everyone else does even if we know it's wrong.

    • @cimi93x
      @cimi93x 3 роки тому +1

      because people don't give a shit about the french pronunciation

    • @sturussell6599
      @sturussell6599 2 роки тому

      I'm an English guy in Australia. They are really thick here and it is a "Croyzant"

  • @primaldawn4437
    @primaldawn4437 3 роки тому +12

    Well we know where Britain's budget is going.

  • @eddydavis703
    @eddydavis703 5 років тому +11

    Ugh..... Sorry bud gotta skip it, bringing politics in. Looking forward to your next one though!!

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 4 роки тому +5

    God just watching how much sugar and raw carbs this guy wakes up to makes me feel disgusting. How is Boris even alive?

  • @MigoAlexandria
    @MigoAlexandria 5 років тому +5

    For one second, "Brexit" looked like "Breakfast" to me :D

  • @McYeroc
    @McYeroc 4 роки тому +1

    People tend to be less active later on in the day so switching lunch and dinner is ment to be a bit better for you. Eat big for breakfast and lunch then eat small at night

  • @taunjabrockway6760
    @taunjabrockway6760 5 років тому +24

    I like cold spaghetti and I'll eat it for breakfast too
    Why must we eat eggs pancakes etc in the morning?
    I even make spaghetti sandwiches with leftovers Yummm

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +4

      hey...if it works for you, more power to you haha

    • @disasterofalldisasters
      @disasterofalldisasters 5 років тому +8

      Drives me nuts that there's a "right" time of day to eat particular foods. If I want soup for breakfast I'll bloody have it.

    • @disasterofalldisasters
      @disasterofalldisasters 5 років тому

      @Nspnspker my point exactly!

    • @live_lifeor_dye8875
      @live_lifeor_dye8875 5 років тому

      I hate spaghetti no matter the time of day.

    • @G_Phunk_
      @G_Phunk_ 5 років тому

      Who said that's breakfast? Haha

  • @brownsuga
    @brownsuga 5 років тому +17

    Smh... politics n mukbangs. Don’t mix.

    • @ritalucy8325
      @ritalucy8325 5 років тому

      Amen

    • @MikeHesk742
      @MikeHesk742 5 років тому +2

      Dont know if wrestling n mukbangs mix, but he's eaten the food of famous wrestlers before whilst making fun of them and noone cared. Now he's eating the diet of a national politician, what's the difference? It's not like the food-challenge is political, it's not like it's a "supporting fishing industry challenge" or a "no deal disaster carepackage" takedown. It's real food a real person said they eat.

    • @brownsuga
      @brownsuga 5 років тому +2

      When insult a president tht is a billionaire and elected by his people as a buffoon. You also insult his supporters- you may not agree with his policy. Tht doesn’t make his a fool.

    • @brownsuga
      @brownsuga 5 років тому +1

      🙄wrestlers and other sportsmen are entertainers

  • @chelleshell7033
    @chelleshell7033 4 роки тому +2

    Just think the shit after this

  • @jayjermaul123
    @jayjermaul123 5 років тому +7

    Ever consider brexit might be a good thing ?
    No?
    Thought so....

    • @joelp9301
      @joelp9301 5 років тому

      Jay Williams it is

  • @nolakillabeast
    @nolakillabeast 5 років тому +3

    There is no way Boris eats that much in a day, he would gain about 1kg day, which would make him morbidly obese by now.

    • @ResevoirGod
      @ResevoirGod 5 років тому

      Beard probably doubled each dish

  • @tia5037
    @tia5037 5 років тому +11

    I have IBS and this is the kinda things i I wish I could eat 😂😂

    • @user-fu9or4uk7t
      @user-fu9or4uk7t 4 роки тому +1

      Fodmap life

    • @tia5037
      @tia5037 4 роки тому

      Dom Herron for real lol

    • @masv2409
      @masv2409 3 роки тому

      I was diagnosed with the same yesterday and Being myself a doctor that sucks when you are young and tbh since I know how your life changes( in eating prospect ) but hey we got worst things out there let’s not complain and eat healthy till we get it back on the track . Happy recovery !!!❤️

  • @jonshortt2929
    @jonshortt2929 2 роки тому +1

    Boris Johnson is the English Donald tRump but with worse hair!

    • @aliway4136
      @aliway4136 10 місяців тому

      Oh please 😂😂😂

  • @bestfamily4489
    @bestfamily4489 2 роки тому +1

    Do an update video of his diet after leaving office lol

  • @AdamIsMyNameO
    @AdamIsMyNameO 5 років тому +7

    Looks like Trump, acts like Trump, eats like a British Trump... what could go wrong?

  • @michaelprice6776
    @michaelprice6776 5 років тому +8

    Oh no, you’ve brought politics into what was otherwise a fun channel to watch ! Sorry but your opinion left or right is just bollocks. Unsubscribed...

  • @Curryking32000
    @Curryking32000 5 років тому +11

    Boris is a legend, bring on Brexit, bring on independence, democracy and free self government!

  • @nowasiwassaying...1699
    @nowasiwassaying...1699 3 роки тому

    "Towel.... just say towel..." 😂😂😂😂

  • @AndyDoddFilm
    @AndyDoddFilm 5 років тому +4

    Keep politics out of your videos - don't use over half a million subs to push your politcal opinion. This is a food/competitive eating channel - if i want politics, I'll go to BBC news. I'm tired of hearing about fricken brexit, last thing i want is to come to one of your vids and have to listen to it.

  • @nexiros
    @nexiros 5 років тому +7

    Maybe stick to the food stuff and don't put your views on politics into the vid. Kinda put me off a bit. So I can imagine it'll divide your audience taking a brexit stance or conservative vs democrat stance. Otherwise love your videos man. Keep it up.

  • @elizabethhannahmiller
    @elizabethhannahmiller 2 роки тому +13

    Absolutely agreed on the bangers & mash! Such a lovely comfort food! With onion gravy & cheesy mash 👌😍

    • @sashasoltys5805
      @sashasoltys5805 Рік тому +1

      Cheesy mash sounds class

    • @garygritter5701
      @garygritter5701 Рік тому +1

      I need this for tea now, imma suggest it for Wednesday especially onion gravy. I’m going through a period where I’m recovering from an abscess and all I was eating was a Tin of soup a day so I’ve been eating like an horse for these past couple of days.

    • @elizabethhannahmiller
      @elizabethhannahmiller Рік тому

      @@garygritter5701 Glad to hear you're doing well enough to eat again though 👌😊

  • @davidocallaghan6361
    @davidocallaghan6361 4 роки тому +2

    The reaction to the red wine is priceless. Haha

  • @chrysopylaedesign
    @chrysopylaedesign 5 років тому +13

    Hmmm???... Let me just guess here… Just guessing…. not a fan of Boris?? ?…… It was sorta hard to tell

  • @princesshoward7512
    @princesshoward7512 5 років тому +20

    My stomach is heavy after watching this. Holy smokes, Beard.

  • @ThePostalGril
    @ThePostalGril 4 роки тому +6

    do remainers really believe we didnt have food before the EU?
    personally i think being a sovereign, self-governing nation is a good thing. i find it weird how remainers suddenly support imperialism & colonialism.

  • @nickkrunic8889
    @nickkrunic8889 5 років тому +2

    It's nice to see that I'm not the only one that butters his toast with a spoon lol

    • @matthijswouters834
      @matthijswouters834 2 роки тому

      It's how I've seen it done and done it myself in professional kitchens most of the times as well.

  • @adammiller84
    @adammiller84 5 років тому +20

    Sorry man, but you've lost yourself a long time sub.

    • @ddaddy1775
      @ddaddy1775 5 років тому +5

      Knob

    • @emilyford8859
      @emilyford8859 5 років тому +5

      Adam, hate to break it to you but nobody cares x

    • @ConnollyUK
      @ConnollyUK 5 років тому +7

      Generally speaking people with Union Jack flags as their profile pictures are the EDL wankers anyway. You won't be missed you walking advert for an abortion.

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong 5 років тому +6

      Matt Stonie voted for Brexit.

    • @Jafmanz
      @Jafmanz 5 років тому +8

      @@ConnollyUK Even though the EDL flag is the st george's flag? what a wanker YOU are!

  • @kranderkrander
    @kranderkrander 5 років тому +14

    I loved the way your face looked when drinking the wine. They should use that as a way to deter possible future wine drinkers.

  • @dee-jay45
    @dee-jay45 2 роки тому +1

    His diet suits his child-like character.

  • @helloworld2439
    @helloworld2439 5 років тому +2

    „Get out of my City“ 😂😂😂

  • @doobasaurus
    @doobasaurus 4 роки тому +4

    I don't believe he eats this much a day. 8000 calories!

  • @Raazenno
    @Raazenno 5 років тому +4

    Don't quite think Johnson and the Tories are the bringers of economic disaster... should've talked about Corbyn, McDonnell and Labour if you're using that insult.

  • @Woody-pc6dk
    @Woody-pc6dk 5 років тому +12

    I finally found a jar of Biscoff in Perth (Australia)! Damn you Beard, that stuff is more addictive than crack.

    • @fsh7583
      @fsh7583 3 роки тому

      Where!?

    • @fpswreck538
      @fpswreck538 3 роки тому +1

      Biscoff is awesome we have biscoff ice-creams over hear

  • @johnny5805
    @johnny5805 Рік тому +1

    Badlands gave you a beard towel 3 years ago, and you never used it again, despite complaining that you really should bring one.

  • @zossua7375
    @zossua7375 4 роки тому +6

    2:08 Yep that is Boris. People probably try to deny it.

  • @wallstreetbro
    @wallstreetbro 5 років тому +3

    Idk why but videos with you at your table eating delicious food is my favorite type of your videos for sure. He has a good taste I have to admit that. Anyways great video as always and catch you next time ;)

  • @loatherd
    @loatherd Рік тому

    I’ve got a strong stomach but watching the red wine on a purged stomach brings back vomit moments lol.
    FairPlay

  • @chrisdrummond8893
    @chrisdrummond8893 4 роки тому

    My mother used to tell me a shirt is not a napkin😂

  • @fuckoff1549
    @fuckoff1549 5 років тому +9

    Watching why my girlfriend is in labour 😂 can't miss it

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +2

      father of the year material haha...congratulations ;)

    • @fuckoff1549
      @fuckoff1549 5 років тому

      @@Beardmeatsfood ahah if he was popping out wouldn't off been watching lol

    • @fuckoff1549
      @fuckoff1549 5 років тому

      @@Beardmeatsfood thanks

    • @teresawhelan3882
      @teresawhelan3882 5 років тому +1

      @@fuckoff1549 Weird pregnancy craving food vid idea! Btw-Good Luck.

    • @fuckoff1549
      @fuckoff1549 5 років тому

      @@teresawhelan3882 thank you she's still in labour been 12 hours so far, that world be a good video tbh my girlfriend be craving cheese, peanut but bread stick some weird things lol

  • @brittanynan3220
    @brittanynan3220 5 років тому +4

    And no as a person with chronic gastric disorders eating timing is everything. I can't eat past 6.

  • @CountessLydia
    @CountessLydia 10 місяців тому +2

    How are there no veggies in there 😳😳? Or fruit? (And no, despite my best argument , marmalade doesn’t count!)

  • @barbaraswan1701
    @barbaraswan1701 7 місяців тому

    Hold on, did you just say, beard wearer. Are you confessing you wear a stuck on beard. Next your be saying Mrs Beard is only a hologram 😂

  • @ronnykay7928
    @ronnykay7928 5 років тому +16

    Economic disaster? Stick to eating beard, clearly not wise on the politics front

    • @Beardmeatsfood
      @Beardmeatsfood  5 років тому +2

      all a bit of a laugh mate, lets not take it too seriously shall we haha...good british tradition, taking the micky out of public figures no?

    • @ronnykay7928
      @ronnykay7928 5 років тому +1

      @@Beardmeatsfood Haha yeah, just hard to even laugh at the state of the country now as a young person who has to live with it

    • @MikeHesk742
      @MikeHesk742 5 років тому

      @@ronnykay7928 I think now is exactly the best time to laugh :D being outraged doesnt really suit us. Everyone knows that after October 31st we'll be eating bees and anything that comes to hand in order to survive, I'm making the big-brain play and stockpiling honey. DM me on 1st November if you need some

    • @MLGmountainjew
      @MLGmountainjew 5 років тому

      Took minutes to bait someone Beard looooooooooooool

  • @Wvffles
    @Wvffles 4 роки тому +14

    No way he eats all this in one day!

  • @LukiferXX
    @LukiferXX День тому

    Canned spaghetti for breakfast, cold? NO. But left over spaghetti Bolognese? Sure.

  • @Cowardly666
    @Cowardly666 2 місяці тому

    The word muffin was invented so people wouldn't feel guilty eating cake for breakfast.