The Man With Two Beards | A Father Brown Story by G. K. Chesterton | A Bitesized Audiobook

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  • Опубліковано 9 лип 2024
  • Breakfast in the Bankes household is enlivened by news that a notorious jewel thief is believed to be living nearby under an assumed name, not least because Mrs. Bankes is the owner of a valuable emerald necklace. The new lodger at Smith the bee-keeper's farm seems to be an obvious suspect. As robbery develops into murder, luckily Smith's friend Father Brown is on hand to investigate...
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    00:00:00 Introduction
    00:01:20 The Man With Two Beards
    00:54:47 Credits, thanks and further listening
    Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) was an English author, theologian, philosopher and critic, who produced a wide-ranging output of fiction, poetry and journalism. His writing covered a wide variety of subjects, ranging from crime fiction to Christianity. His most famous novel is probably the "metaphysical thriller" 'The Man Who Was Thursday' (1908), but his most famous fictional creation is surely Father Brown, the Catholic priest-detective who featured in more than 50 short stories published episodically between 1910 and 1936. A complete contrast to his (near) contemporary Sherlock Holmes, Father Brown is quiet, unassuming and solves crimes with instinct, intuition and a deep understanding of human nature.
    'The Man With Two Beards' first appeared in the April 1925 edition of Cassell's Magazine, London (issue No.157), and in Harper's Magazine (in the USA) in the same month. It was subsequently published in the fourth collection of stories featuring the priest-detective, 'The Secret of Father Brown' (Cassell & Co., 1927).
    Recording © Bitesized Audio 2023
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  • @BitesizedAudio
    @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +13

    Breakfast in the Bankes household is enlivened by news that a notorious jewel thief is believed to be living nearby under an assumed name, not least because Mrs. Bankes is the owner of a valuable emerald necklace. The new lodger at old Mr. Smith the bee-keeper's farm seems to be an obvious suspect. As robbery develops into murder, luckily Smith's friend Father Brown is on hand to investigate... Story begins at 00:01:20
    My previous Father Brown readings are available on this playlist: ua-cam.com/play/PLi95qAoufCZIw86EBJVrsatQuD23rfWC-.html
    Narrated/performed by Simon Stanhope, aka Bitesized Audio. If you enjoy this content and would like to help me keep creating, there are a few ways you can support me (and get access to exclusive content):
    * Occasional/one-off support via Buy Me a Coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/bitesizedaudio
    * Monthly support on Patreon: www.patreon.com/bitesizedaudio
    * Visit my Bandcamp page to hear more of my performances of classic stories, and you can purchase and download high quality audio files to listen offline: bitesizedaudio.bandcamp.com/
    * Become a Bitesized Audio Classics member on UA-cam, from $1 / £1 / €1 per month:
    ua-cam.com/users/BitesizedAudioClassicsjoin

    • @Bambisgf77
      @Bambisgf77 10 місяців тому

      Pin this comment Simon! 👍🏻lots of good info in here!

  • @stephaniealeman8522
    @stephaniealeman8522 Рік тому +64

    Oh Simon, thank you so much for a Father Brown!💚 A lovely example of how versatile you are as a voice actor and not just a monovox narrator - so many characters here, and your Father Brown is my absolute favorite of all the others giving him voice out there…and one can tell how well you like to read Chesterton to us💚 🐝

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +10

      Thank you so much for your comment Stephanie, that's very kind of you to say. And thank you too for the coffee earlier, I really appreciate your support

    • @cristinagoode8509
      @cristinagoode8509 11 місяців тому +1

      My walk company today! ❤

  • @captain2fat
    @captain2fat Рік тому +9

    Love Chesterton, love Father Brown.
    Thank you, sir!

  • @chimera8421
    @chimera8421 Рік тому +11

    It’s weird, Simon you always pop up when I need distraction. Many thanks.

  • @rachels4848
    @rachels4848 Рік тому +9

    Perfect story for a beautiful and breezy Sabbath afternoon. Love from Indiana.

  • @ginabeena6757
    @ginabeena6757 Рік тому +23

    A new Father Brown!! ❤️😍 Thank you! There are a lot of Father Brown audiobooks, but you bring him to life in the best way possible!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +3

      That's very kind of you to say, thank you Gina. So glad to know you enjoy them!

  • @spmoran4703
    @spmoran4703 5 місяців тому +1

    Father Brown is a affectionate character . A Christian , who sticks up for the under dog. Is logical in thinking and always asks for repentance even from the worst of characters . I just love this character .

  • @kristinacable
    @kristinacable Рік тому +6

    Father Brown stories are fantastic! Cheers❤

  • @mfranssens
    @mfranssens 8 місяців тому +2

    Thank you, once again for everything you do.
    You may not realise this but, it makes our lives a little better.
    Especially with the world and the country, the way they are now. Your channel takes us away to another place.

  • @shannondore
    @shannondore Рік тому +16

    Oh how I love a good Father Brown mystery. This was wonderful Simon. Thank you!❤😊

  • @sharonwhiteley6510
    @sharonwhiteley6510 Рік тому +4

    I thoroughly enjoy Father Brown. What a character.
    Thanks so much

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому

      Glad to know you've enjoyed them Sharon, thanks for your support

  • @YvonneWilson312
    @YvonneWilson312 Рік тому +25

    What a treat! Your phrasing and pacing is superlative and your acting talents really bring stories to life. Thank you so much as always, Simon. I have loved the Father Brown stories ever since I was a young teenager. I had attended an RC primary school and was intrigued by the illustration on the Penguin copies in my local library!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +4

      Thanks so much Yvonne. Yes, he's a brilliant character and the stories are great fun to read. Glad to know you enjoy them

  • @Oystersgetclamydia
    @Oystersgetclamydia Рік тому +6

    Brill.. Bedtime listen for me.. Been a bit unwell past week so this is a boost 😊

  • @elizabethmerriman531
    @elizabethmerriman531 Рік тому +2

    Anytime I listen to one of your stories you narrate, I am transported to another time. If I listen to them at bedtime and I drift off to sleep, when I wake up, I back up and start listening again so I do not miss anything of the story. Sometimes I replay the same story to make sure I did not miss anything. Happily listening in Texas

  • @evelanpatton
    @evelanpatton Рік тому +3

    Just started it to hear your comforting voice in the mid morning on the west coast. I’m saving the story to go with the moon…🎉❤

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +1

      Rather appropriate for the story of Michael Moonshine... I hope you enjoy! Thank you for your kind comments Evelan

  • @triple999fruitful
    @triple999fruitful 11 місяців тому +2

    I loved reading Father Brown, how nice to listen to it.:)

  • @snippycutwell9878
    @snippycutwell9878 Рік тому +3

    Perfect timing!
    Listening while I cook...

  • @code-52
    @code-52 Рік тому +2

    Oh Simon, you are the joy, the beauty in my life. ❤

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +2

      What a lovely comment, thank you!

    • @code-52
      @code-52 Рік тому

      @@BitesizedAudio You're so deserving. I get such a joy when the notification button comes on. 🙃🙃🙃🙂

  • @ME.40801
    @ME.40801 Рік тому +4

    I always know that anything written by G K Chesterton is good!! Thank you mate!

  • @CeliaZA
    @CeliaZA Рік тому +10

    Many thanks, Simon! I read many Father Brown stories as a teenager, but I don't remember this story.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +2

      Thanks Celia. Yes, this is one of the later, less well known ones - quite a memorable title though!

  • @sugarfalls1
    @sugarfalls1 Рік тому +16

    What a beautifully written story! Thank you so much Simon! You've injected some sunshine into a very cloudy and stormy weekend in the Philadelphia suburbs! All my best from across the pond!

  • @bryanllanos5843
    @bryanllanos5843 11 місяців тому +2

    Thank you very much for this treasure of entertainment

  • @philipkennedy6006
    @philipkennedy6006 Рік тому +7

    Just really beginning to truly appreciate this wonderful and meaningful challenge.
    Great CONTENT.
    …and well-curated, and exceptionally well-read.

  • @veronicabailey-cobbbcc491
    @veronicabailey-cobbbcc491 Рік тому +4

    Thank you so much for providing these excellent audios. ❤

  • @julielevinge266
    @julielevinge266 Рік тому +8

    Many,many thanks for this Simon!!
    Have been down with the”lurgy” for 2 days & thought I was about to kick the bucket!!
    Then along comes a wonderful( always weird) Father Brown Story, thank you👍😊♥️( you saved my life!!)🤩♥️

    • @YvonneWilson312
      @YvonneWilson312 Рік тому +2

      Get well soon, Julie!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +3

      Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear you've been unwell. All best wishes for a speedy recovery!

    • @beverlyadams7205
      @beverlyadams7205 Рік тому +3

      Hi Julie!. I had to Google the lurgy. In my American family, we used to call it the crud!😂 I hope you feel better soon. A jolt of Simon and father Brown always make you feel better.🌹

  • @NSGca
    @NSGca Рік тому +2

    Simon you have a fabulous voice for this medium, and many others. Thanks for the wonderful vignettes 👏

  • @REFaust
    @REFaust Рік тому +6

    Great to hear another Father Brown story...Chesterton is a master 👍 I remember the first I read was 'The Absence Of Mr Glass' and I was hooked

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +2

      Ah yes, I have had 'The Absence of Mr Glass' on my possibles list for a while... quite the denouement!

  • @simoneclift3155
    @simoneclift3155 Рік тому +2

    Thank you Mr Stanhope. Another beautiful bedtime story. X

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q 3 місяці тому

    Have always loved Father Brown stories, but you bring such a special touch to them, thank you so much.✊❤️

  • @WowUsernameAvailable
    @WowUsernameAvailable Рік тому +1

    As usual, Father Brown stories don't disappoint with their poignant commonplace wisdom. Love the ending line! Thanks for your narration!

  • @patriciaramsey5294
    @patriciaramsey5294 Рік тому +4

    Thank you for a new story! It helps cap off my weekend. Bravo to your excellent reading. 💯

  • @rickyl8359
    @rickyl8359 Рік тому +1

    Thank you, Simon . . . I appreciate you very much. 😘❤️🌹⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @ropeburnsrussell
    @ropeburnsrussell Рік тому +3

    This was quite funny at times, poor Opal.

  • @EMB238
    @EMB238 Рік тому +1

    Thank you Simon. I love Father Brown stories. ❤

  • @beverlyadams7205
    @beverlyadams7205 Рік тому +3

    Great story! Thank you, Simon❤

  • @mariameere5807
    @mariameere5807 Рік тому +2

    Thank you so much Simon! I won’t forget this! Really and truly, you are a kind man!☮️💜☯️

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +2

      So glad you got the notification Maria. Lovely to hear from you, I hope you're keeping well

    • @mariameere5807
      @mariameere5807 Рік тому +1

      @@BitesizedAudio Thank you SO much Simon! 🫶🌟🙏fantastic job by the way!!!

  • @Bobo411
    @Bobo411 8 місяців тому

    I'm not very familiar with Father Brown (kinda thought he was more of a Poirot type of character), but I loved this story! What an interesting way to weave in Scripture and I love the use of redemption here.

  • @juliesheard2122
    @juliesheard2122 5 місяців тому

    Such a lovely voice to listen to. So nice to hear an English accent!

  • @rubewaddell1704
    @rubewaddell1704 Рік тому +2

    Just found your channel. Love your narration. Too many have good intent but lack the voice or execution. You have both. I will be listening to a lot more of your stories on my ramblings or late at night if I can't sleep. Thank you for the pleasure you give up myself and many other listeners.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +1

      Thank you for your kind comments. Welcome to the channel, I hope you enjoy listening

  • @rosiemcnaughton9933
    @rosiemcnaughton9933 Рік тому +2

    Always a nice surprise, Simon, to have a story by you show up! Thanks very much.

  • @paulacnote
    @paulacnote Рік тому +1

    Joy. Love Father Brown tv series with Mr Weasley!😂 And this is great. Thanks

    • @spmoran4703
      @spmoran4703 5 місяців тому

      I look forward to seeing them . And although the BBC are using writers other than Chesterton , the stories remain true to the Reverend Fathers character. Mr Weasley . Yes he is good at presenting the character of Father Brown too.

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 Рік тому +1

    My first Father Brown story. : ) Thanks very much!!

  • @SpuktasticAudio
    @SpuktasticAudio Рік тому +1

    Another bravura performance, cher Simon. What a *STAR* you are! ❤

  • @emmaw7795
    @emmaw7795 Рік тому +1

    Thank you. I had saved this to listen to on my birthday. It made perfect ending for the day.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому

      Wonderful. Belated happy birthday, I hope you had a lovely day

  • @mikecharles6767
    @mikecharles6767 8 місяців тому

    Thank you Simon!

  • @mngirl5437
    @mngirl5437 Рік тому

    Thank you Simon ❤

  • @otto17023
    @otto17023 Рік тому

    An excellent story by a very wise man whose wisdom comes through every line, read professionally and well! Bravo for the choice of story and for your wonderful , sensitive performance!

  • @samgould9930
    @samgould9930 Рік тому +1

    I love Father Brown, thanks for this

  • @eddyflofernando
    @eddyflofernando Рік тому

    Thank You, Simon

  • @saran.4001
    @saran.4001 Рік тому +2

    Thank you, Simon! What a treat, love your videos.

  • @Bambisgf77
    @Bambisgf77 10 місяців тому

    Just want to say one more time how much I like the new intro with the music!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  10 місяців тому +1

      Thanks so much Felene, greatly appreciated

  • @patriciajrs46
    @patriciajrs46 Рік тому +1

    Thither?! Ha ha! Oh the Brits use so much more of the English language in different forms. Quite delightful actually.
    I've always found it amusing that Brits say clark, and they are referring to a clerk's position. There are so many different pronunciations in the British vernacular. Why our American English got so harsh and clipped, I truly don't know.
    Thank you, Simon. Another great story.

  • @ruthhase-gutierrez9830
    @ruthhase-gutierrez9830 Рік тому

    Thank you so much for doing another Father Brown piece! I enjoy them very much.

  • @marisadallavalle393
    @marisadallavalle393 11 місяців тому

    Thank you Simon! 💕

  • @psum6537
    @psum6537 Рік тому

    Excellent! Thank you.

  • @pamelamellott532
    @pamelamellott532 Рік тому

    Thank you for your creativity. I love all forms of Father Brown and Anne Perry portrayals of William Pitt and Daniel Pitt. Thank you again.

  • @wyominghome4857
    @wyominghome4857 Рік тому

    Charming story.

  • @malcolmcurran6248
    @malcolmcurran6248 7 місяців тому

    Wonderfully read! Thanks 👍

  • @dianelakata1308
    @dianelakata1308 5 місяців тому

    Ya’ know; I think I listen as much for the music as for the stories 😍😆

  • @terryleetv1
    @terryleetv1 5 місяців тому

    Lovely Simon ❤

  • @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts

    Thank you, Simon. ♥️

  • @veronicabailey-cobbbcc491
    @veronicabailey-cobbbcc491 Рік тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @janebrown7231
    @janebrown7231 Рік тому +1

    Thank you, Simon. Lovely to hear your voice.
    I like the Father Brown stories, but this one stretched incredulity beyond the limit! 😂

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Рік тому +2

      Appreciated, thank you Jane. Yes, I fear that's an accusation which could be levelled at a few of the Father Brown stories, especially the later ones (like this one), they can be a bit bonkers at times... but good fun I think.

    • @janebrown7231
      @janebrown7231 Рік тому +1

      @BitesizedAudio I do agree, they're often close to the line. This one was the craziest I've heard... but good fun!

  • @susanotway7875
    @susanotway7875 Рік тому

    Thanks Simon. Quite a clever plot. Enjoyed very much.

  • @sacha1259
    @sacha1259 11 місяців тому

    Beautiful...Thank You ......🌹

  • @user-zn7of3bd6o
    @user-zn7of3bd6o 9 місяців тому

    Thank you!

  • @jamc9459
    @jamc9459 Рік тому +1

    Great story!!!
    "not whitewashed but washed white" splendid.
    Is. 1:18
    Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

  • @adriancaldwell
    @adriancaldwell 6 місяців тому

    excellent!

  • @mrmeowmeow710
    @mrmeowmeow710 Рік тому

    2 mega thumbs up this one hell of a channel I love it

  • @wayneferguson3307
    @wayneferguson3307 Місяць тому

    Excellent

  • @brucealbert4686
    @brucealbert4686 11 місяців тому

    Very good FB narrator voice😊!

  • @tishahouse846
    @tishahouse846 10 місяців тому

    Listening from the ukwales❤

  • @fiddlersthree8463
    @fiddlersthree8463 Рік тому

    Thanks

  • @terranovarubacha5473
    @terranovarubacha5473 11 місяців тому

    Seems to me that there was a very clear motive. Lovely story all the same

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  11 місяців тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed it. Yes, I had the same thought...

  • @judikingsman6132
    @judikingsman6132 10 місяців тому

    I don't consider myself particularly thick but I've listened twice to this story and. Still I don't see how father Brown claims it to be unique.😮

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  10 місяців тому

      I think you make a very fair point, and some others in the comments have said something similar. As I recall he was saying that the very specific and unusual *motive* for the murder was unique, rather than the murder itself, but the point isn't very clear I agree

  • @saxophone.4513
    @saxophone.4513 11 місяців тому +1

    Simon, I can see you in a Gentleman's club, seated in a deep leather Queen Ann chair wearing a smoking jacket holding a pipe to your mouth between sentences 😂

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  11 місяців тому +2

      That's how I record them, of course...

    • @Bambisgf77
      @Bambisgf77 10 місяців тому

      @@BitesizedAudio this reply got a great giggle out of me ☺️ from now on this will be my vision when listening! I feel sure it’s a red velvet smoking jacket 😂

  • @joe858noone
    @joe858noone Рік тому

    Any chance you could do the Biggles stories?

  • @TinyStar-oz3bo
    @TinyStar-oz3bo Рік тому +1

    Love these, but some of them scare me.

  • @minvalara2765
    @minvalara2765 Місяць тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 Рік тому

    🎬📽⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @triciaquinlan3664
    @triciaquinlan3664 Рік тому

    This sounds terrible... but you send me to sleep, Thank You! 😴

  • @DonGonzalito
    @DonGonzalito 11 місяців тому

    20 minutes into the story, I no longer know who is who. The narrator with his up-and-down monotonous tempo and similar inflections for everyone doesn't help.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  11 місяців тому +2

      Oh dear, sorry to know that. Multiple character voices are always a challenge, both for reader and listener. I gave it my best shot, but clearly it didn't work for you. Still, there are alternative audio readings out there, so I hope you find one you enjoy

    • @ggrey5990
      @ggrey5990 11 місяців тому +1

      What a gracious reply, to an intentionally unfriendly comment. Class!

    • @DonGonzalito
      @DonGonzalito 11 місяців тому

      @@ggrey5990 Smarmy comment to backhanded "graciousness" regarding strictly true criticism. It might be hard to understant for you, but I was helping him (improve).

  • @donblosser8720
    @donblosser8720 11 місяців тому

    Careful Mr. Chesterton, your flawed theology is showing. He would have us believe that the thief on the cross was the only person who was ever given assurance of heaven. Rubbish and nonsense! The crucified brigand was indeed given such assurance but so also is everyone who has trusted in Christ alone for salvation. 1 John 5:13 "These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, that you may KNOW that you HAVE eternal life."