As the booze flows, and the steaks run out, an agreement was hashed out while laughter thundered around the battle wagon. Future tributes will be decided by mock war games. The tribute site will be held in a system with an agreeable planet, so that all branches of militaries can participate. Tribute will go as such... Should the humans win, Union tribute will be negated. Should they do well in their victory, The Vass will seed a tribute "of respect" in kind. Should The Vass win, the Union win pay their tribute as planned. Should the battle be insulting, the Union will pay double. Should the Union throw in? "Shh shh... a reduction of tribute to reflect involvement. Let them grow their own mettle and find out."
Never fear, Vass, having a Brother doesn't mean we won't slug the daylight out of each other. It just means we don't inflict wounds that won't be recovered afterwards.
I found this story narrated on UA-cam a couple of times before, but, as expected, this is the best version.
It's also the second time he has done it. I think it sounds a little better.
Talk softly and carry a big stick. It helps if that "Stick" is an intergalactic ironclad.
This is just beautiful. It sounds as if the galaxy about to enter a golden age.
I lost my shit laughing at the Human Ambassador telling the Vass to STFU 😂😂
Sometimes the best diplomacy is to straight up get in the other guy's face LOL
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make them a friend.
You do this story justice. Your characterizations paint pictures. Thank you.
Only steel can sharpen steel, as old proverb states. Humans and Vass are going to keep the weaklings pissing themselves for a very long time.
The birth of a new Olympics perhaps? While the rest of the galaxy searches for a corner in a round room in which to pee itself?
It's about time we find someone else who's competitive enough to add something new.
This is awesome. I love it! The rest of the races are going to be a LOT more nervous about the new kids in the union.
I cracked up at the humans having a battle cruiser behind the moon....just in case. And that the Vass not even knowing it was there.
I'd wager there's a fleet in system and that's just the scout lol
Oh, those poor Vass... they have no clue.
How many sports were made out of boredom?
As long as it isn't competitive breakdancing.
As the booze flows, and the steaks run out, an agreement was hashed out while laughter thundered around the battle wagon. Future tributes will be decided by mock war games. The tribute site will be held in a system with an agreeable planet, so that all branches of militaries can participate. Tribute will go as such...
Should the humans win, Union tribute will be negated. Should they do well in their victory, The Vass will seed a tribute "of respect" in kind.
Should The Vass win, the Union win pay their tribute as planned. Should the battle be insulting, the Union will pay double.
Should the Union throw in? "Shh shh... a reduction of tribute to reflect involvement. Let them grow their own mettle and find out."
Another fine story Agro, well done!! WITH ENERGY!!
Excellent story, didn't see that coming. Best Buds.
You are the best. Thank you.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Clever twist!
I was expecting Packleds. I got a bromance.
Excellent
Awesome story 🖖
Never fear, Vass, having a Brother doesn't mean we won't slug the daylight out of each other. It just means we don't inflict wounds that won't be recovered afterwards.
Yeap, it just means nobody else gets to punch my Brother.
I really like this story.
Great.
👍++
Excellent for Al Gore's Rythem
LOL! Truth in fiction
This, i like this.
Lolol great story
I want a part 2
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
LOL, very good!
How the Confederation could have avoided War with the Klingons.
this had me giggling all thru oh wait chuckle-ing sounds better /;^)
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