British Comedians vs Donald Trump! | Have I Got News For You

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  • @barbarabauling7513
    @barbarabauling7513 8 місяців тому +1070

    Watching this in 2024 just months away from the next election, when he is the republican nominee is absolutely terrifying. I CAN NOT believe that we are heading down the same road again.

    • @liamcullen3035
      @liamcullen3035 8 місяців тому +105

      American democracy is in a state of serious dysfunction to be on the verge of electing Trump again. It needs a serious revamp of election laws and truth in media if its democracy is going to heal.

    • @williamgeardener2509
      @williamgeardener2509 8 місяців тому

      You better believe it. Trump is exactly the bigoted, racist, sexist narcissist that the majority of the Americans love and want for president.

    • @ellenspear50
      @ellenspear50 8 місяців тому +51

      By the time we vote, I expect to have a bleeding stomach ulcer.

    • @meganpopple9100
      @meganpopple9100 8 місяців тому +36

      I believe it and am disgusted.

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 8 місяців тому +30

      Agreed - every time I see a poll where he's ahead in swing states my heart sinks. I've found a new band that's chill enough to help me get through the next 8 months, though.

  • @k8marlowe
    @k8marlowe 8 місяців тому +599

    As an American who is petrified at the thought of another Trump presidency, British humor is like a salve on my tattered soul. Thank y’all.

    • @bonnielessard9831
      @bonnielessard9831 8 місяців тому +15

      I feel the same🫶🏼

    • @jacquibradley1598
      @jacquibradley1598 8 місяців тому +4

      K8, God will save us, as he always does, patience. Then know God exists, and is with us. Prayers. God Bless. 💙💙💙💙🙏🙏

    • @dustjackal8584
      @dustjackal8584 8 місяців тому +27

      @@jacquibradley1598 your imaginary friend has yet to step in but miraculously talks to everyone and their grandmother in the bible. why is god so hands off now exactly xD is it because they don't exist i wonder.

    • @pfranks75
      @pfranks75 8 місяців тому

      A senile Joe Biden who has made the world less safe, the price of energy go through the roof. A son who has taken money from the Chinese and Ukrainians.

    • @daniellewis4226
      @daniellewis4226 8 місяців тому

      Get out there and convince as many people as you can to vote Biden, Trump will destroy what little workers rights you have in the USA, which is not alot. He is so stupid and ignorant, not mention he disrespects your veterans. Which I find incomprehensible.

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut3091 8 місяців тому +430

    Penn Jellette said, "as bad as you think he is, he's worse". That's coming from a man who spent a lot of time with him on his reality show

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 8 місяців тому +1

      He might have just been talking about trump's stench, but we know that Diaper Don has been rotting from the inside all his life.

    • @user-ll7fv6tu7k
      @user-ll7fv6tu7k 8 місяців тому +22

      Nearly every former cabinet official says the same thing too. People who see him up close are all warning us, but a huge portion of the country are so despicable that they hope the country burns. Europe...it's going to be up to you to save us after things go bad. You kind of owe us after that whole Germany skirmish in the 40's. 😂

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions 7 місяців тому

      😂😂. Technically we owe the USSR for defeating the Nazis. But the USA was a tremendous help, and defeated imperial Japan. Which was also jolly nice of you. Overall we should probably unite to see off Trump and his tremendously dangerous brand of faux Christian nationalism

    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust 5 місяців тому +8

      @@user-ll7fv6tu7k I wouldn't get your hopes up. It's not like Europe doesn't have and has had far-right nationalists popping up all over the place for this same time period. The reason you notice less is because each individual country tends to matter a lot less, and the big three haven't fallen to it just yet. Like Berlusconi could out-Trump Trump *waaaay* before Trump got into politics, but also Berlusconi never really mattered much outside of Italy's borders.
      But we certainly couldn't get our shit together to present a truly united front against Putin. I doubt we'll have better luck across the pond. At this point honestly I can only hope that AI is further along than it seems to be and we all get Matrixed before shit goes fully Mad Max instead.

    • @dianacoles1017
      @dianacoles1017 5 місяців тому

      ​@@user-ll7fv6tu7kI was under the impression we'd paid you back already. How many billion dollars was it?

  • @cedrinakloberie9340
    @cedrinakloberie9340 8 місяців тому +141

    I wish Americans would wise-up to the Trump HATING UNIVERSE....we ALL hate him and think/know is a JOKE! BTW I'm South African with our own Trump/Jacob Zuma problem...HEEEELLPPP!!!!!!!

    • @caeruleusvm7621
      @caeruleusvm7621 8 місяців тому +8

      The parallels between Trump and Zuma are startling. I think SA is handling it better than the US is managing.

    • @Riley0509
      @Riley0509 8 місяців тому +7

      We know!

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 8 місяців тому

      Most of us are wise to it. He & those he endorses keep losing elections. Now, he’s bent on destroying his own party, by taking over the organization that’s supposed to fund all Republican campaigns, because he’s raised only $36 million, while Biden’s campaign has $150 million, 97% of which are “small dollar” donations from individual Americans. He’s desperate to hoard all the $ for himself. (Probably to pay his lawyers). I wish we could join the civilized world, with publicly funded elections! Maybe if we’d organized something like your “Truth & Reconciliation”, following our civil rights movement, we wouldn’t have 1/3 of voters believing a billionaire is fighting for them, just because he hates the same people they hate😔

    • @MeganWall1019
      @MeganWall1019 8 місяців тому

      Joe Biden
      Extremely embarrassing how he pulled out of Afghanistan
      Bidenomics crushing middle class
      Joy Reid even said “Joe Biden starting another fucking war” on a hot mic moment
      Joe can’t even walk
      Please STFU and they sell TDS pills at the store.
      Illegals and criminals from Venezuelan prisons crossing our border BUT ORANGE MAN BAD!

    • @user-Tn2Dn
      @user-Tn2Dn 8 місяців тому

      I wish the rest of the world would speak up about their distrust and hate for Trump. You are more likely to change MAGA minds than anything Democrats could say. SPEAK UP! If nothing else, do it to get under Donnie’s skin.

  • @KathrynTanner-t8f
    @KathrynTanner-t8f 8 місяців тому +229

    Omigosh. That moment when trump turns to Dr. Whatshername to support his insane suggestion and she just SITS there! She could have grabbed that moment to disagree with his nonsense and possibly change the course of the pandemic in America. She would have lost her job but could have become a hero.

    • @lucycollins3811
      @lucycollins3811 8 місяців тому +28

      Yes, it is horrible to watch her inaction. Horrible and perplexing.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave 8 місяців тому +11

      @@lucycollins3811"Twisting in the wind" comes to mind.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 8 місяців тому

      I've been in situations where I was so off guard by the stupidity of another person, I was gobsmacked and incapable of forming a response.
      She probably thought that anyone who became president couldn't possibly be that stupid. Her blank expression, tinged with "WTF?" is her trying to process WTF just happened?
      However, she SHOULD have spoken up later and denounced that stupidity. I don't know if any magats died from it, but some did ingest bleach and require medical attention. People got sick from horse wormer, too (I used to have horses, that stuff is strong, not supposed to be used more than about 4 times a year.).

    • @sandrafraser7015
      @sandrafraser7015 8 місяців тому +44

      Whenever Dr. Fauci got a second to say anything about the state of the pandemic, Trump brushed him aside EVERY TIME. He and his wife have ended up needing security guards to be stationed at his house constantly from the minute he started getting death threats. It’s despicable that Trump fans have made him feel so unsafe that he needs to have security guards with him everywhere he goes. I wouldn’t wish anyone to go through that. 😳😳

    • @heavenhelpus479
      @heavenhelpus479 8 місяців тому +7

      You should have seen it from this side. Can you imagine if Biden said this?

  • @Lightscribe721
    @Lightscribe721 8 місяців тому +195

    "If you wanna watch America go down the dumper, watch it through the befuddled, nocturnal fog of a man named Andrew Neil" is an amazing quote, tbh

    • @Riley0509
      @Riley0509 8 місяців тому

      I don’t get it.

    • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
      @JacquelineFox-xo6jn 7 місяців тому

      I love Australian gobshite. He is cute as a button. Oh. Just changed my mind. He's cute. Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 6 місяців тому +2

      @lifesbutastumble His interview with Ben Shapiro, about Shapiro's (then) new book, is always worth a look, especially if you want to see someone who has made themselves famous for trying to sound smart get interviewed by someone who actually knows what they're doing^^

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 5 місяців тому

      @@lavrentivs9891 Was that the interview that Shapiro stormed off?

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 5 місяців тому

      @@jamesbellefeuille2926 Yepp, he couldn't stomach any criticism, even from a conservative thatcherite.

  • @PaulG.x
    @PaulG.x 8 місяців тому +333

    4:20 This is similar to entering Australia. They ask: "Do you have any criminal convictions?"
    And every New Zealander says: "I did not know it was still a requirement."

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 8 місяців тому +7

      No, they say: "Baaa."🐑

    • @swisskiwi1478
      @swisskiwi1478 8 місяців тому +22

      This Kiwi is rolling on the floor at that one; have to remember it when I next visit family in Tassie!

    • @Satsujinki1973
      @Satsujinki1973 8 місяців тому +12

      @@Elitist20 Qnly the ones trying to chat up Aussie customs.

    • @lisastjohn2076
      @lisastjohn2076 8 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 8 місяців тому +11

      Hmmm... I might have to borrow that when talking about going to Texas.
      There was a time in the early 1800s when convicted criminals were given a choice between prison or going to the wilds of Texas.
      Most chose prison.
      Texas felt like a death sentence at that time.
      Texas still belonged to Mexico and the Comanches, and it was pretty likely one's life would end at the hands of one (or both).
      I had relatives homesteading in far West Texas who were killed by Comanches in the 1880s, I heard the story first hand from the only survivor of the attack. He was an eight year old child who hid, but saw his family massacred.
      At a family reunion, about 45-50 years ago, my favorite uncle gave us teenagers an assignment, to interview an aged relative about their experiences in the 1800s. He chose who would interview whom.
      I know my uncle loved me, because he gave me Helmut, my grandfather's 98 year old cousin, who told me his amazing survival story.
      I feel pretty damn old now, knowing I once heard a man describe surviving an attack by Comanches in harrowing detail! He still cried, remembering how his mother died.
      I was an emotional wreck by the time he got to the end of his story, but hearing it from Helmut was a gift I'll never forget.
      If you have elderly people in your family, PLEASE ask them about their experiences, record them, write them down, but most of all listen to them and appreciate all they have witnessed. Soon it will be too late.
      BTW, I named my only child after my beloved uncle who gave me that "assignment" all those years ago.
      My son is 32, and he has been writing down these family stories that I've told him. He's a much better writer than I am.
      I think it's important to learn all one can about ancestors, good and bad. It makes history so much more personal and fascinating.

  • @jasonkustra5671
    @jasonkustra5671 8 місяців тому +97

    American here and this, sadly, is more relevant than ever.

    • @The_Hagseed
      @The_Hagseed 5 місяців тому

      I knew you were American the moment you said, "is more relevant than ever.". You guys throw that phrase around every 4 years like you're passing out candy at Halloween..

    • @jasonkustra5671
      @jasonkustra5671 5 місяців тому +4

      @@The_Hagseed you've lost the bloody plot, mate!

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jasonkustra5671 ^^ touche

    • @losttango
      @losttango 5 місяців тому +3

      The joke about orange being the colour of his next suit aged pretty well....

  • @rexpayne7836
    @rexpayne7836 8 місяців тому +105

    From the land down under, we agree that he is a world threat and needs to be held accountable. 🇦🇺 😊

    • @shraka
      @shraka 7 місяців тому +1

      Sadly a lot of Australian's seem to kinda like him.

    • @rapier1954
      @rapier1954 7 місяців тому +1

      Maybe you should spend your time trying to convince many of your fellow citizens of this because there are a lot of them commenting on YT who seem to like Trump.

    • @shraka
      @shraka 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rapier1954 There are bunch of them in the UK too. The world is a wild place.

    • @philyew3617
      @philyew3617 6 місяців тому

      Trump is a world threat and needs to be held accountable ?
      Trump is a World Threat and needs to be held in a Secure Lunatic Asylum !

    • @alliegal45
      @alliegal45 5 місяців тому +4

      There are far more in Australia that dislike trump than like him….the ones that love trump also loved Morrison 🤮

  • @belothor1376
    @belothor1376 8 місяців тому +73

    That woman (Deborah Birx) is tapping her heels three times trying to go home.

    • @t3hwaddledee
      @t3hwaddledee 8 місяців тому

      I was honestly waiting for her to pull out a book and some earbuds and totally ignore shitstain.

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 8 місяців тому +81

    Ian's subtle jab at the BBC's cover up of Jimmy Savile was brilliant.

    • @raffitz
      @raffitz 8 місяців тому +5

      "subtle"

  • @jop7672
    @jop7672 8 місяців тому +48

    Trump is just a threat to my Country- but the World. America is beg u vote blue

    • @robotstonka7118
      @robotstonka7118 7 місяців тому

      Do you mean "Trump is not just a threat to my country, but to the whole world"??
      But what do you mean by America is "begging" you to vote blue??
      Who is America beggin to vote blue?

    • @craigwillingham9511
      @craigwillingham9511 5 місяців тому

      Learn to form a sentence.

  • @jonathanmormerod
    @jonathanmormerod 8 місяців тому +64

    That last line from Dimbleby - LMFAO! Someone should send it to E Jean Carroll's lawyers.

    • @realcapitalist1462
      @realcapitalist1462 2 місяці тому

      It was a stunning line and the panelists were certainly stunned.

  • @johnyu1750
    @johnyu1750 8 місяців тому +39

    just a heads up: Every time Trump makes a denial, he negates his denial with the very next sentence. Example: “ I don’t know anything about QAnon. But I know they like me.”

  • @KathrynTanner-t8f
    @KathrynTanner-t8f 8 місяців тому +118

    Great fun as an American listening to Brits make fun of the US.

    • @brianjennings7644
      @brianjennings7644 8 місяців тому +5

      just point, and say "BREXIT",..and they'll cry, tho..

    • @margaretpinsent6388
      @margaretpinsent6388 8 місяців тому +26

      Not making fun... laughing at the reality of the situation. Its what we do! Keeps us real.

    • @brianjennings7644
      @brianjennings7644 8 місяців тому

      Brexit much?...we laugh too...dah.@@margaretpinsent6388

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 8 місяців тому +1

      Maybe we should stop behaving like a bunch of goober morons, and then they wouldn't have so much material to work with. I mean, c'mon, the jokes are writing themselves at this point.

    • @Sodonewithchaos
      @Sodonewithchaos 8 місяців тому +2

      @@brianjennings7644you are delusional and just don’t get it ‼️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @cynthiabotsko2449
    @cynthiabotsko2449 8 місяців тому +56

    😂😂😂😂 I love British comedy! Brilliantly done!

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 2 місяці тому +3

      There's no better roast than a British roast. 😉😊

    • @rickappling5470
      @rickappling5470 Місяць тому

      After all we never got over that nasty divorce in 1776. Maybe we should petition the Canucks to adopt us.

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 Місяць тому

      @@rickappling5470
      That wasn't a 'divorce'.
      That was the rogue arrogant kid thinking they were mature enough to leave home and 'go it alone'.
      Instead of talking it through, they chucked a tantrum, broke all the toys and hit their mother in the eye.
      Then they even tried to force their 'sibling' Canada to submit to their childish will.
      Time has proven they weren't mature enough to live alone.
      Now, like a mildly sympathetic 'more mature sibling', Canada looks down in bewilderment and dismay at her derelict and unruly sibling.

    • @rickappling5470
      @rickappling5470 Місяць тому

      @@trueaussie9230 Well, you might have a point about the maturity thing. After all what in heaven would we do? If it wasn't for our older sibling to protect us from that nasty bear at bay.

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 Місяць тому

      @@rickappling5470
      When you consider your history, especially recent history, and national attitude to your 'fellow man' - what makes you think any of you are GOING to 'heaven'?! 🤔
      Your 'god' has clearly ignored your persistent entreaties to 'bless' your nation.

  • @fernie5128
    @fernie5128 8 місяців тому +108

    We are terrified on this side of the pond!

    • @susiew2521
      @susiew2521 8 місяців тому +15

      Yep. At some point though I think I'm going to have to tune out of this madness - can't be waking at 5am to have him as my first waking thoughts on a long term basis. It's unhealthy and depressing 😢

    • @apollyon1
      @apollyon1 8 місяців тому

      I’m not saying this to the yanks as they can’t afford to be complacent but…
      Women can vote
      The economy is good
      Those trials are taking their toll on his reputation and health and funds
      The republican party is broke
      Biden is the incumbent
      Trump lost to Biden as the incumbent
      Biden has delivered many popular policies on redevelopment, healthcare and immigration.
      Democrats have a lot of money
      Trumps Rally’s are small
      Trump has never had any real policies
      People remember what it was like under trump.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@susiew2521 yeah. I watched daily news about MAGA and Trump till it became unhealthy. I've never been in the US

    • @davidg4288
      @davidg4288 8 місяців тому

      Trump's going to prevent WW III. By surrendering.

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 8 місяців тому +5

      I'm in Canada...I'm also terrified. Especially since the conservatives here are looking good to win our next election, and they've already been using similar talking points as the Republicans. Anti - Abortion, gay, trans, immigrants, human rights, etc.

  • @carl7674
    @carl7674 8 місяців тому +42

    What would Dave Allen say about trump😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому +1

      Someone needs to build a time machine, grab him, bring him to now and put him on television during the American election.

  • @johnyu1750
    @johnyu1750 8 місяців тому +22

    Don’t you just love how Dr. Birx seems stunned that Trump is trying to get her to go along with his ultraviolet light inside the body theory. She is speechless.

    • @timmothycopeland4866
      @timmothycopeland4866 Місяць тому

      of course she is... she has two options, agree with him and go against everything she's ever learned, or openly defy the President of the Untied States on national TV

  • @shirleythomson6432
    @shirleythomson6432 8 місяців тому +56

    That's him laying the groundwork for his 1st wife's gravesite. Not even a stone.....nae class at all hen

    • @katl6426
      @katl6426 8 місяців тому

      It's probably only stolen documents in there anyway

    • @kentdunne1320
      @kentdunne1320 8 місяців тому +4

      He just wanted to cheat on her again!

    • @gail9566
      @gail9566 8 місяців тому

      There's been no effort on the part of Ivanas children to clean up her grave and erect proper monument. They're as narcissitic as Trump is.

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 6 місяців тому +4

      The grass has entirely grown over - zero respect for her. And hideous manipulation of the land use laws - by burying her at Bedminster he can call it a cemetary and circumvent property taxes.
      What an utterly ghastly man he is. 🍊⚖

    • @timmothycopeland4866
      @timmothycopeland4866 Місяць тому

      actually, it was the White House lawn. Either an oak tree given by French President Macronon in 2018, or a maple tree in 2020 for Earth Day/Arbor Day

  • @aDifferentJT
    @aDifferentJT 8 місяців тому +50

    Joking that a 3 time HIGNFY presenter became foreign secretary before a 4 time HIGNFY presenter became prime minister is terribly ironic.

  • @judithann7193
    @judithann7193 2 місяці тому +17

    Trump dismissed James Comey because Mr. Comey is much taller than he is. And smarter. Better looking. That combination is anathema to 45.

  • @Cobbmtngirl
    @Cobbmtngirl 8 місяців тому +49

    I’m embarrassed for my country & what history will say about us. If you’re also a us resident, vote blue! And dump tRump again.

    • @sandormccann2546
      @sandormccann2546 6 місяців тому

      The UK cannot really talk. We had Trumpleforeskin's Mini-Me in the form of Boris, Baw-Jaws Johnson as Prime Minister. They are like peas in a pod when it comes to character flaws and their psychoses. The CONservative Party are the exact equivalent of the venal, corrupt and deeply incompetent Republican/MAGA Party in the US.

    • @Bingpot_Cowabunga
      @Bingpot_Cowabunga 5 місяців тому +3

      There will be no more history if he gets back in

  • @oldscribe6153
    @oldscribe6153 Місяць тому +8

    Sign on a London Street - Americans must be accompanied by an adult.

  • @josephbelisle5792
    @josephbelisle5792 8 місяців тому +25

    Brilliant. Love every minute.

  • @redbullhamster
    @redbullhamster 8 місяців тому +19

    Go algorithm! Go!
    This is a fun way to be reminded what every day would be like if he wins again. I hate it.

  • @watersipper1116
    @watersipper1116 8 місяців тому +29

    Deserves more views and more Likes. So Funny. So true.

  • @victordevonshire807
    @victordevonshire807 8 місяців тому +11

    Good hit Paul. The orange suit. 😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤠👍

  • @bonnikb369
    @bonnikb369 8 місяців тому +47

    Thank you! As one of the (seemingly few) Americans who have always known what a horrible, selfish, fraudulent person Trump has always been, I am delighted listening to your brilliant comments!

    • @jonb4020
      @jonb4020 Місяць тому

      Know him well, do you? (Clearly not - clearly just a brainwashed airhead. Lol.)

  • @TicketyBoo.
    @TicketyBoo. 8 місяців тому +22

    Who said the US has no sense of humor?
    Electing tRump had the whole world laughing.

    • @jeanniemaclean-ns3ro
      @jeanniemaclean-ns3ro 2 місяці тому

      😂

    • @stephenphillip5656
      @stephenphillip5656 2 місяці тому +1

      It's more like a nervous giggle.
      Trump should be allowed into the White House but ONLY with a mop on one hand & a bucket of hot, soapy water in the other - washing floors.

  • @arturama8581
    @arturama8581 5 місяців тому +16

    "London is a no go area'". Yeah, since he's convicted, London, cause it's in Great Britain and another 33 countries are off limits to him.

    • @lindabowman2868
      @lindabowman2868 Місяць тому

      Convict in a kangaroo court means zero...Just proves USA is turning into a country of tyrants under OBumma.. You know the person who is really running the country.

  • @lk4871
    @lk4871 8 місяців тому +20

    Fabulous raw British humour. Trump deserves it

  • @realhorrorshow8547
    @realhorrorshow8547 8 місяців тому +8

    I've pretty much given up on TV but, "The Great Flogger of the Temple of Doom" is something I might watch.

  • @realityjunky
    @realityjunky 8 місяців тому +17

    It was clear to all of us who didn't vote for him. I still don't know how it happened.

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому +1

      a: the dem vote saw trump as unelectable so they ignored the fact that he was polling competitivey &
      b: he lost the vote & the EC handed him the win reguardless.
      a quick check suggests that every time the EC has overturned the popular vote it's been in favour of a rep candidate (except for that time in the 1800s, nvm that)
      end the EC, get a little more democracy in ye :)

    • @eKko0
      @eKko0 4 місяці тому

      the fact ahuge proportion of the left was devastated that bernie got the elbow for business as usual hilary probably didnt help

  • @katiebrown5831
    @katiebrown5831 8 місяців тому +7

    Absolutely awesome!!

  • @papajeff5486
    @papajeff5486 8 місяців тому +16

    This Brit humor is refreshingly new stuff. We are so worried by the prospect of Stinky Diaper Don, so tired of the constant chaos and lies, so ashamed that our system can’t eliminate him, that we have a significant portion of our population that are locked in to supporting him, we’re in a kind of data over load. We shake our heads and brainstorm legislation to prevent this.

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому

      as a brit: i think you'll get it done. all you need is a significant dem majority in congress & a few new laws, to impeach a few judges & convict a few insurrectionists...
      whereas we have to re-write our entire fekkin system & the last time we tried that we ended up with a fucking puritan dictator... so we're a tad nervous of giving it another shot.

  • @AnnaSzczepanik-p4d
    @AnnaSzczepanik-p4d 8 місяців тому +15

    America become laughing stock to the whole world because of Trump
    Congrats!!@

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому

      & we brits the same for brexit :s

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      @@sjs9698 yeah, but we own being a laughing stock. Most Americans are painfully un self aware.

  • @coolersmoke
    @coolersmoke 7 місяців тому +7

    Hearing David Dimbleby mention the P word right at the end.. Good grief! 🤣🤣

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 6 місяців тому

      I am shooketh to the cores.
      I wonder how much coaxing he needed to say that!

  • @keithm.404
    @keithm.404 6 місяців тому +9

    I read somewhere that the caddies that work at one of Trumps golf courses call him Pele, because he kicks the golf balls so much.

  • @SuperArnie
    @SuperArnie 8 місяців тому +41

    12:59 Prophetic, Paul, quite prophetic. “Orange is the Color of Donald Trumps suits in a few years time.” It has been quite a few more years than expected, but right now it seems more likely than not, that only a second presidential term and a self pardon would be enough to prevent that from happening.

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 8 місяців тому +15

      That he's even allowed to run is utterly gobsmacking. The American legal system is an absolute joke.

    • @TitoRigatoni
      @TitoRigatoni 8 місяців тому +4

      He's facing state felony charges in NY and Georgia, and he can't pardon himself from those.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 8 місяців тому

      @@TitoRigatoni But Republicans in the State legislature could have (at least) the Georgia case dismissed, and in any case, what are the chances of two juries with NO Trump cult followers?

    • @tammyd.970
      @tammyd.970 8 місяців тому +3

      I love how you can hear the gears clicking in the audience before the pin drops and the place erupts with laughter. The fact that people know the color of uniforms for US penitentiary inmates is quite interesting, really. Not surprising, but a bit depressing ....

    • @lethargogpeterson4083
      @lethargogpeterson4083 8 місяців тому +8

      Oh how I hope to live to see him in an orange suit.😊

  • @pa6370
    @pa6370 8 місяців тому +6

    Stoltenberg - what a straight man! I bet he would even have flinched in that woman's position with the injecting bleach.

  • @barrypower7259
    @barrypower7259 8 місяців тому +8

    Finally a smart conversation about trump.

  • @trueaussie9230
    @trueaussie9230 2 місяці тому +5

    There's no better roast than a British roast. 😉😊

  • @MrCmcag1
    @MrCmcag1 8 місяців тому +20

    Awesome! I never saw the curtsy!!!😂😂😂

    • @bripeck
      @bripeck 8 місяців тому

      😂

  • @curiousuranus810
    @curiousuranus810 8 місяців тому +6

    So the T-Rex host said to the Triceratops panellists: Has anyone seen the new star?

  • @jacquibradley1598
    @jacquibradley1598 8 місяців тому +10

    I am in Cyprus, but there is no-one in this World that does Humour like us English, keep it up Guys & Gals, but PLEASE, especially about the wannabe Dictator, Scariest man on this Planet since PUTIN/Stalin/Hussein/Jim Jones/Children of God/David Koresh/Manson/Heavens Gate. Just Giving you a few of the Jokes you will make for laughter, God Bless and Hugs all.

  • @XelrisMZ
    @XelrisMZ 8 місяців тому +7

    "Befuddled nocturnal fog"
    Delicious.

  • @markp9621
    @markp9621 Місяць тому +3

    We know how to ROAST here in the UK😂

  • @michaelgabriel7919
    @michaelgabriel7919 5 місяців тому +4

    Paul 'the Prophet' Merton... the line about Trump wearing orange in a few years... spot on.

  • @WhoamI-kt9yv
    @WhoamI-kt9yv Місяць тому +3

    Why does Trump sound like he has just learned the word "tremendous" and wants to show it off?
    I'm ashamed to say, he basically taught me that word, but I'm a non native speaker in my 20's, he's almost 80 and seems weirdly proud of using big boy words

  • @jeffreyryan8401
    @jeffreyryan8401 8 місяців тому +6

    Yeah, like I want a light bulb enema

  • @We-will-defeat-them
    @We-will-defeat-them 8 місяців тому +3

    This is brilliant!

  • @comchadelalora
    @comchadelalora 8 місяців тому +7

    I am a good fan of British comedy, and they have alway got lots of material within England😂😂😂😂😂look at the UK now😂😂

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 8 місяців тому +6

      Did your mum help you write that one?

    • @comchadelalora
      @comchadelalora 8 місяців тому

      @@rorychivers8769 nope. It was a british comedian that helped me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 8 місяців тому +2

      @@comchadelalora This is you :
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      That's what you look like

    • @comchadelalora
      @comchadelalora 8 місяців тому

      @@rorychivers8769 this is you😫😫😫

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 8 місяців тому +3

      @@comchadelalora You lack the imagination to insult me properly

  • @platinumnitrocharge4218
    @platinumnitrocharge4218 8 місяців тому +10

    I can't just sit here wondering about the interesting ketchup fact. I'm going to have to google this, thanks.

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 8 місяців тому +3

      Was it that he routinely throws his food covered in ketchup against the wall?

    • @blechtic
      @blechtic 8 місяців тому +1

      Maybe it's that he tries to but can't.

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 8 місяців тому

      @@blechtic 🤣😹

  • @victordevonshire807
    @victordevonshire807 8 місяців тому +2

    I love the fact Janet Street Porter is a regular on this show and gets the respect she deserves. Is is that good enough for the OBN award?

  • @WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge
    @WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge 8 місяців тому +9

    Sure, Britain, it's easy to laugh when you've got an ocean between you and this maniac. Do something! Send help!

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 8 місяців тому +1

      Russia's maniac is on their other side.

    • @WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge
      @WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge 8 місяців тому

      @@pamelacass9642That's a good point, but if Trump becomes President again, he'll stop all funding to Ukraine and help Russia's maniac take over Ukraine in short order. So stopping Trump is a major way to stop Putin.

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn 8 місяців тому +2

      Well we would, but you won't let us vote in your elections!

    • @WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge
      @WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge 8 місяців тому

      @@Maerahn I certainly would! But I meant some other type of "help", like having your Parliament threaten to boycott US imports if Trump is let back into the White House.

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      what are we supposed to do exactly?

  • @jeffrafferty6181
    @jeffrafferty6181 2 місяці тому +2

    you know in UK trump means fart. "I have just trumped."

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      What are you, 9 years old?

  • @bostonmaki69
    @bostonmaki69 8 місяців тому +9

    The funniest part of this video is that Trump supporters SWEAR he's respected around the world and we only dislike him here because we're riding the bandwagon

    • @nolajoy7759
      @nolajoy7759 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes..we're just sheeple 😅

    • @Brozius2512
      @Brozius2512 5 місяців тому

      Because these Trump supporters don't know anything outside their own state. They are totally living in a bubble.

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      sadly most Americans are completely ignorant about the rest of the world.

  • @candyquahogmarshmallow8257
    @candyquahogmarshmallow8257 8 місяців тому +2

    Paul Merton's little quip when it was mentioned Cuomo was fired: "Cuomo over" 😂

    • @legshakermaker1968
      @legshakermaker1968 7 місяців тому

      They were talking about James Comey, not Cuomo - it was funny though, you're right.

  • @cocobloco5056
    @cocobloco5056 8 місяців тому +11

    Love the Brits . Intelligent humour in a time of crisis. A vast majority of Americans have become so addicted to this creature it has obliterated their common sense and their perception of the truth ......

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому +2

      thanks- it's always nice to hear a positive thing about us... ^^ but as an aside the majority of americans (going by the votes) have always oppossed trump.

    • @cocobloco5056
      @cocobloco5056 5 місяців тому

      @@sjs9698 Evidently not enough.....He may get elected again and I shudder at the thought.....

  • @pedrobedoy9574
    @pedrobedoy9574 Місяць тому +1

    He who looks directly at the Sun ,is not so Bright 😂😮😅

  • @alexsmith9617
    @alexsmith9617 8 місяців тому +3

    Nicely said! 😅

  • @cheryledwards2217
    @cheryledwards2217 8 місяців тому +5

    This so heart warming funny thank you all as the world is going through shock treatments from a lunatic..bless you all you really made me laugh...

  • @mrj3369
    @mrj3369 8 місяців тому +8

    Can the US sink any lower? Fuck it let's see another Jan 6th happen, I'm at a point where if he wins, crack the popcorn out watch the shitshow play out

    • @tmp8401
      @tmp8401 8 місяців тому

      Please don’t 😂 these idiots have watched too many movies and are going to get us all killed.

    • @captain007x
      @captain007x 8 місяців тому

      They're talking about the guy who caused Jan 6th, you know , trump . It's he who has descended America into the shitshow.

  • @TheAlaskamarine
    @TheAlaskamarine 8 місяців тому +4

    Love this 👍👍👍

  • @edwright480
    @edwright480 2 місяці тому +2

    There are some places in Scotland that are no go areas - for Trump.

  • @yarasub
    @yarasub 2 місяці тому +2

    The Brits would have a field day with Dump. Love the Brits. They can be so on Point and so funny at the same time.

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      They're also shills for the leftist establishment. Trump is low hanging fruit and it's lazy material, we've heard it all since 2015. Tiresome. Have you been following the presidency since 2021? Or the election of Labour this year? There are bigger problems than a guy with a dodgy hairdo.

  • @bast713
    @bast713 8 місяців тому +7

    The majority of Americans don't want him as president again either. Just hoping they dhow up at the polls to say it

    • @nickgeiger1242
      @nickgeiger1242 8 місяців тому +1

      When you turn 18 in australia you have to vote. I mean you could say were oppressed but at least everyone has there say. You just have to show up though. Called a donkey vote. Elections are open by post and the week before and then that weekend. Not that hard.

    • @hockey1freak
      @hockey1freak Місяць тому

      except in America majority doesn't win its rigged by the Electoral College

  • @phoenix7924
    @phoenix7924 8 місяців тому +6

    Haha so funny and so true

  • @nigelwallace4408
    @nigelwallace4408 8 місяців тому +3

    That was hilarious

  • @mymatemartin
    @mymatemartin 8 місяців тому +15

    Why is he allowed to run for 2024?

    • @johnscott6469
      @johnscott6469 7 місяців тому +2

      It makes me ill he is so not mentally or ethically and morally capable of the office. Which office? All of them.

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому +4

      bc the founding fathers somehow never considered that a convicted felon even *might* be a candidate with significant support. there're a lot of issues with their work & many are that (putting aside the sexism, racism & classism) they assumed a degree of honour in politics.

    • @arturama8581
      @arturama8581 5 місяців тому +1

      @@sjs9698 Which, amazingly, has been the case for 240 years.

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      @@sjs9698 always with the scenarios

  • @tammyd.970
    @tammyd.970 8 місяців тому +14

    Nobody insults quite like the English. The Democrats should have hired these people! I must say though, the lone American in the mix was hilarious and right on point. The Brit can only reply with, 'that was long'. Lol! So weak.... 😉
    This compilation was great, but i really, really hope they aren't able to make a part two. I pray that we are all able to just move on with actual sanity.🤞

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      *British.

    • @tammyd.970
      @tammyd.970 5 місяців тому +1

      @@TheBlackcredo why? I meant English, as in from England. As in the English people from England, not necessarily anyone else in the video.
      Care to elaborate on your one word correction?

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      @@tammyd.970 you commented on this video, so the assumption is you are talking about the people in it.

    • @tammyd.970
      @tammyd.970 5 місяців тому

      @@TheBlackcredo lol. Yes, but I'm not commenting on all of the people in the video. Otherwise by your logic, "British" would be wrong too. Lone American in there, mind you, as I commented.
      Keep correcting if you like....
      I hope you have better things to do, though. 😉

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      @@tammyd.970 there's a German bloke in there too.

  • @Sgt_Bill_T_Co
    @Sgt_Bill_T_Co 2 місяці тому +1

    That last line was a killer.

  • @pamelacass9642
    @pamelacass9642 8 місяців тому +1

    Marla Maples is laying low. She surely doesn't want to be buried on Donnie's golf course, and who's to say she trusts her daughter Tiffany to block Donnie.

  • @LadyJoolree
    @LadyJoolree 26 днів тому

    That last comment had me in shambles! 😂

  • @joanmackie1735
    @joanmackie1735 8 місяців тому +2

    Just can’t forget the way that doctor squirmed during this speech.

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 8 місяців тому

      She should have spoken up & possibly saved lives. His administration caused hundreds of thousands of excess Covid deaths. That farce of a press briefing was the tip of the denialist iceberg.

  • @lewelynbayambago8650
    @lewelynbayambago8650 2 місяці тому +2

    how dull is this president's mind? ultra violet light to get through the skin😁😁😁

  • @catmomjewett
    @catmomjewett 8 місяців тому +2

    That one guy who says Trump contradicts himself, but he can’t keep that up! Silly man! Of course he can!! 😂

  • @cynthiaforequality
    @cynthiaforequality 8 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @narelleday434
    @narelleday434 6 місяців тому +5

    We can only hope that the American public can be bothered to get off their arses and register to vote against Trump… then vote against Trump. It doesn’t matter how bad anyone else is, you have to vote against Trump.

    • @stevetheduck1425
      @stevetheduck1425 5 місяців тому +1

      'Always vote against. It's the only way your vote matter'. Robert Heinlein, oddly enough.

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому

      it's the same here. Voting Labour in it's current form leaves a bad taste in my mouth, yet it's essential I do.

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      @@TheBlackcredo how did the essential voting work out for you?

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo Місяць тому

      @@ymca4547 pretty much as I expected. Not as bad as what the tories would be doing.

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      @@TheBlackcredo my expectations were exceeded for sure. The Tories would continue making things worse now Labour will continue to make things worse but faster.

  • @jeannieruiz3263
    @jeannieruiz3263 2 місяці тому +4

    Post debate America feeling a little safer from the Trump MAGA crowd but still terrified of that incomprehensible electoral college garbage system we still haven’t jettisoned…. 😅

    • @littlefluffybushbaby7256
      @littlefluffybushbaby7256 2 місяці тому

      Rump had a solution. Appoint your own electors. 🤣

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      As an American, why are you against the Electoral College?

  • @malahammer
    @malahammer 6 місяців тому +3

    13:00 your prediction is almost there Paul!

  • @D.A.OhK.
    @D.A.OhK. 8 місяців тому +4

    Soooo . . . at 13:00 the joke is about seeing Trump in an orange suit in a few years. Everyone has known that Trump is a criminal, not the poor victim he claims to be.

  • @anthonydebski5814
    @anthonydebski5814 2 місяці тому +3

    I ALWAYS WATCH HIGNFY....it's only on Winter months, & WOW, they REALLY do the Business...FAR more subtle & pointed than most of the US comparables!

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      I used to watch it weekly, never missed it, up until about 10 years ago or so when it became so ardently left leaning.

  • @RETINA8719
    @RETINA8719 8 місяців тому +8

    What was the ketchup fact?!?

    • @PhotoKaz
      @PhotoKaz 8 місяців тому +3

      I think it was if Heinz ketchup moves too fast it can't leave the factory, then some figures given on how fast it should go

  • @muuuuuud
    @muuuuuud 8 місяців тому +12

    And that's why trump never spent a lot of time in Europe. They know a buffoon when they see one.

  • @paulbennett772
    @paulbennett772 4 місяці тому +2

    Including the utterly gorgeous Kirsty Wark

  • @judithbg5588
    @judithbg5588 5 місяців тому +3

    Well Boris was no joke - Farage either - but agreed that DJT is the big fascist threat.

  • @sylvialucero5408
    @sylvialucero5408 7 місяців тому +11

    Love the Brits humor👏🏼truly miss the beautiful Queen Elizabeth & God bring good health to King Charles & Princess Catherine~God bless Britain🇬🇧

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 місяців тому +2

      ... i'd really prefer to be a republic.
      's one of the wierdest thing about your republicans, to me: over here republican is a progressive & pro-democracy stance, over there it means you love dictators & theocracies :s

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 2 місяці тому

      @sjs9698 Here in the
      U S we are a Democratic Republic. Only since that ‘orange orator’ was stupidly ( and perhaps, not legitimately? ) been voted in, have the republicans completely turned into trump puppets. ( A good many quit! They are helping to keep him away from ever being president again, and have joined up with the democrats for now, trying to save our country! They will be voting Democratic ticket, perhaps entirely, as they are appalled and furious with their own party presently.)
      trump is trying to save himself from the jail time he has earned and deserves There are at least 2 more court cases in which he will be charged for other criminal activities. If he were to get enough votes in November…
      We cannot allow that! He must be tried for the other counts against him first. He is a clear and present danger.

    • @margaretmac50
      @margaretmac50 2 місяці тому +1

      You made a lovely comment. We miss our Beloved, Queen too. God Bless our King and Queen and all our Royal Family. God Bless the USA.

    • @mavismcdavis
      @mavismcdavis Місяць тому

      ⁠speak for yourself

  • @brandonminkos6518
    @brandonminkos6518 8 місяців тому +6

    Im American and hate Trump but love the brits😊

  • @JeffRyan-q9z
    @JeffRyan-q9z 3 місяці тому +1

    All dressed up and no one to be !!! He wanted to give us light bulbs up our asses.

  • @davidhull1481
    @davidhull1481 8 місяців тому +13

    Isn’t this the same show that spent years promoting Boris? They let him act the amiable, harmless buffoon, who might be a little bit daffy but he’d never do anything truly awful. There’s a danger to this kind of comedy.

    • @amberkelly3187
      @amberkelly3187 8 місяців тому +1

      They had no idea people were willing to take him seriously and vote him into office. I never look at harmless buffoons and think they would make a trustworthy prime minister

    • @dustjackal8584
      @dustjackal8584 8 місяців тому +2

      except when they were saying these things about boris he was all for helping the people as london mayor and then he did a complete turn around and became a conservative.

    • @davidhull1481
      @davidhull1481 8 місяців тому +2

      @@dustjackal8584 I grant you I’m an outsider, but your comment doesn’t line up with what I have read about him. I know he talked out of both sides of his mouth, but at the same time he is a product of a very elite system. Boris was always all about Boris, and if his views happened to line up with the residents of London, great. But that was only happenstance.

    • @na3rial
      @na3rial 8 місяців тому +2

      Boris is what Trump wanted to be. He was excellent at playing the press, manipulating his public image to all work in his favor. He also actually still had some respect for rules and governance. Trump just wants to be a dictator with no care for the consequences

    • @patrickfox-roberts7528
      @patrickfox-roberts7528 8 місяців тому

      sadly, yes

  • @solsil4489
    @solsil4489 8 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious😂😂

  • @loki6626
    @loki6626 8 місяців тому +1

    Get your gold sneakers here!
    NFTs! Get 'em while they're hot!
    MAGA hats, Trump dollars, gold painted coins, bumper stickers, an old ripped up suit.
    Everything must go.
    All proceeds go to help the poor.

  • @vabriga1
    @vabriga1 5 місяців тому +1

    Rather "Trump toilet paper". That would be a hit. 🤣😂😂😂

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      Use his name or image to make money. Very smart, very capitalist. Trump would commend you for that.

  • @bobmudge4836
    @bobmudge4836 5 місяців тому +8

    Trump’s only obligation is to tell his followers what they want to hear, and what they want to hear is whatever he says.

    • @Ambersdf
      @Ambersdf 5 місяців тому +3

      Hes a conman, thats what they do

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 5 місяців тому +1

      even though these days what he has to say is garbled gibberish.

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      I grew up in a middle class family...

  • @BarryPaston
    @BarryPaston 5 місяців тому +2

    I think trump should try it first 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pobsdad
    @pobsdad 8 місяців тому +4

    I want to know that interesting fact about ketchup.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave 8 місяців тому +3

      Although tomatoes are scientifically a fruit, for legal purposes they are treated as vegetables.
      Ronnie Reagan wanted to cut budgets to public schools, and declared if a school meal has ketchup, it counts as a serving of vegetable. [Take THAT, hungry (public school = non-Republican) schoolkids!]

    • @blechtic
      @blechtic 8 місяців тому

      @@TampaDave I don't think it was about political affiliation.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave 7 місяців тому

      @@blechtic You think most Republicans send their kids to public schools?

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero 5 місяців тому

    13:00 That "maybe" is now, as they say, a non-zero possibility 😂

  • @lornaprince1054
    @lornaprince1054 2 місяці тому +2

    He hasn’t got any better in 4 years, god help the USA.

    • @ymca4547
      @ymca4547 Місяць тому

      It needs help after Joe/Kamala. But you weren't paying attention.