Day in the life of a Simp
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2020
- What its like to live a day in the life as a simp. No other men respect women as much as us simp warriors...
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Leave a “🚪 “ to support our boy Peter the simp.
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What about a sequel and boyfriend keanu appears?
Maybe (;
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He's not even a simp at this point, just a slave
Indeed
cuckoldry
These things aren’t mutually exclusive
A voluntary slave
Those are simps
I know it's fake, but I actually felt horrible for his character
9_8 nah he chose to be like that just like real people in life choose to be like this it’s just sad lol
9_8
Don’t have sympathy for simps, they deserve what they get
If this is true and guys voluntarily do this then it is really sad
Savage Entertainment he has a mental illness. It’s sad because it’s to the point that he can’t control it.
Samuel knowing him, he’d welcome that.
All jokes aside, this really gives out a powerful message. Your self-love is more important than simping for a girl. If you continue to simp for a girl you would become a slave with no thoughts about life and goals. A lesson learnt.
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Ended up learning thus the hard way a year ago but still an important lesson
And that, my friends, is the story of my first suicide attempt. Please clap.
@@m1chael27 same man but we learn from experience but I'm glad you didn't do it cause we have so much to live for than just girls 🤙🏽💯
@@urfriendlyneighborhoodchad4862 I got my mind conditioned by theHIVE, I didn't learn from shit. Only gets worse.
I was basically this guy one point in my life. When I was about 17, I thought the way to win over a girl I liked was to be the biggest simp I could be. Worst thing was, she was well aware of it and would see how far she could take it. At one low point, she basically used me as a foot stool.
I cringe when I think about times I simped in the past😖
@@htxflow I think most guys are simps when they are young.
Glad you changed for the better
I m mad at myself but damn bro
Ha
Never treat a woman like she’s the last one on this planet - my grandpa
Is your grandpa dead?
The og King
whitketchum Weird question to ask, don't you think? What if he is? What if he isn't?
whitketchum sadly :(
Wise man
The sad part is that there’re actually ppl like this...
Ok booomer
@@lardexdestroyerofbuffets6653 that doesn't even fit. you gotta be spicier than that..
If they call it a "fetish" it's all fine.
Yeah me
I know someone like this beside the money thing
Been trying forever to get him to dump but she lets him hit so...
Many guys used to feel like this, but some have learned to respect themselves.
This is actually soo MOTIVATING to work on myself for not being like this man
Exactly I think same
Same dude
You just haven’t met your true love 😔
You can't have a kind of serious relation this way,even If you like this behavoiur.
This is a joke, but keep in mind people like this exist
Unfortunate
Paguo true
exactly like my slut ex girlfriend loser bf
Me
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This isn’t a joke...
This is a documentary
Noah really
People who support e girls / streamers in a nutshell. Giving her money to go put to dinner with her bf. Lolz
A day in the life of Idubbbz.
bruh
U even know who made "joke" ?
Shakespeare 😂😂
More important than respecting others is respecting yourself .
Or should I say : you cannot respect others if you do not respect yourself.
It's just giving me the urge to train this guy to the gym or martial arts or whatever, and slap him for not respecting himself...
Come on guys, don't ever let your friends become that thing.
Don't slap him, he's making life better for that woman he likes.
What if all of his friends suddenly became simps at the same time?
@@afanoflafear the woman ia using him
@@abdirahmanidris290 Yes she is.
Its not martial arts that he needs, but a training from a psychologist alpha male 😂
@@Turanic1yeah, get those coaching videos inside him and he'll be an alpha with the right grindset in no time 💪
This a documentary, not a joke or a comedy sketch.
And here we see a simp in his natural habitat
It’s almost a real footage
Took my like off this comment. DON'T BREAK THE EQUILIBRIUM!!
777
This type of comment is being flung around so incessantly it doesn't even mean anything anymore.
So this is the life of a Twitch Moderator
Staff*
@André StikSalmon don't forget pokimane too
And Reddit, dudes thinking they've got fucking Putin power on there.
Went on a pichu stream called her bad and got banned less then 2 secs later i think I’ve found a new speed running category
yep
"A man chooses, a simp obeys."
Hell yeah we do!
Bro the fact he got defensive towards the end. I really felt that. I used to simp for a chick not to this damn level though. I used to go out of my way to try and please and show her I loved and cared for her but she used me to get her social status back with family due to her preference. I look back now and tell myself I’m glad I grew a lot since then. Moral of the story don’t let no one use you no matter how much you like em.
This is the worst thing that I’ve ever seen. It’s like a glimpse of hell.
First thing i do when i wake up, i check my Twitter to see what she has posted, sometimes she posts the funniest things
"I love being a succubus, i can charm men into doing shit for me. and i dont even have to lift a finger"
Then , i have to react to her Instagram story, heart eyes ofcourse
This a speck of dust rather than a glimpse.
OH-HO HELL WILL BE WAY WORST THEN THIS!
Oh boy, this is just a skit, someone out there is probably like this.
it physically hurt
Even though its fake. There are people like this in the world
Lol
@@deronetron8072 that lol was kind of sus.. you one of them??
@@jojorobino5312 do you know hat sus means
@@MANU-lg1nj hes saying that lol was sus and that I might be one of em. Ofc he/she knows since he/she are using it right u fu-
Yeah where the woman pays attention more to her simps than her boyfriend
This is not a skit, this is a documentary 😂
The fact that these people actually exist is so sad, and I was close to becoming that person for a whole class but they started treating me like a punching bag. Now it feels like I am in a war against all of them. I have no regrets
This is honestly too convincing to be funny. It’s actually kind of upsetting.
Great acting ik
I know sadly
The acting is so accurate, I am just fucking retracting into my body in cringe.
Ye tbh your right
The person 6 comments above me is true
The scary part is that there's people like this that actually exists.
You aint lyin
@@VenomZyzz777 ?
@@thefool1086 He said that theuncanspan is right cuz there are people like this
I know I've seen them.
I highly doubt it.
That Yoshi’s Island remix at the end of your videos always get me bopping, jamming, goofing, and gaffing. I hope these vids never get copyrighted!
Toto video je největším motivátorem něco dělat s sebou, aby se nestát tak ubohým, jak je uvedeno v tomto videu. Za to fakt děkuju
Fr
"White knighting"
"Getting cucked"
I cant breathe
@sREEshti "Shakesphere invented the word"
Zinoxe yup. thats what he said..
Zinoxe His empty fucking stare after hearing it
brilliant acting lmao
I feel honored to be the 1,300th like to this comment
They're not new words lol
Pokimane fans in a nutshell
Mokipane
Dokilane
Sokisane
Notitane
Qokigane
The acting here is so clever, I could actually picture his single mother coming home from Friday night drinks on Sunday afternoon.
😂 single mum fault
This is fabulous!!!!! Made me smile/laugh and appreciate all the way through.
I have spent much time in similar spaces and appreciate your directness.
I imagine this is how e-girls' top donors look like.
klauseba more overweight
@@jensjensen9035 there we go, somtimes neckbeards too
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
Why are neck beards still a thing? I've never understood that. It's like the biggest beard fail ever
@@accountmoved8637 yeah I never understood why people kept them, it gives a nasty image for them, making the ppl look gross and dirty
"We're taking things slow, right now she has a boyfriend"
I cringed so hard I tore a muscle...
You'll be surprised how common this shit is. Just people keep it a secret
yup. My oldest brother straight up being this way. He misses both college and jobs entirely. It's extremely upsetting, that in the end I chose not to care.
@@TheAmubis ?
@@extraterrestrialhorse9722 what are you questioning about ?
@@TheAmubis I think they want the deets.
As an experienced femdom who engages in these kinds of relationship dynamics consensually... The level of detail in this video makes it feel like an *inside* joke more than anything. 😂 Hell, one of my simps sent this to me. 🤣 Thanks for the laugh... BRB, gotta share with the rest of the harem now too. 🤣
This is insanely true
I can't imagine but it's happening
There's a country named Chad, there's no country named Simp, that's all I'll say.
rhodokartillery aka afrika I want to like but u’re 69 likes :/
haha i liked now its 70
There's a lake mega Chad lol
Well theirs a country named after the n word tho.
@@squidwardcommunitycollege173 what n word do you mean negro?
His acting is so convincing, I actually felt bad
Ooof
LITERALLY
Ikr it's a pain to watch
Why have they commented door in previous comment?
@@mohamedkasim9492 so he'd finally get out of that toxic relationship prolly
Now I get what a Simp is. It’s the watered down version of a Masochist.
Loved the video man...
Being a simp, is essentially like going to a restaurant and paying to smell the food.
Mote like paying to see the menu.
More like paying for the ingredients for the restaurant, so other people can eat...
@@theedgydoggo1331 shit
Ouch
LOL
My wife's boyfriend doesn't even let me talk to my betrothed. But as long as she's happy I will be alright. Thanks for the inspiration, I have to get off the internet now Chad needs to use my computer.
Nathan Elder you’re so nice
LOL
😂😂
You were 3 seconds too long, Im beating your ass after you write this comment im making you type you fucking bitch - chad
You should feel lucky that you have a wife that too with her 'boyfriend'! Wait does that mean.... Nah I'm over thinking this.... you're like waaay to lucky you biaaatch!
PS: I can't believe I said this. 😅🤦♂
This is gold! But also super sad😮😂😅
Guess I'm super sad lol.
1:56 “eventually a girlfriend”
2:41 when she shouted “shut up” 😂😅😭
This is basically female Twitch Streamers and their donators
Jaqen H'ghar true dat
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neekolul
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE LULW
Facts
He protecc,
He atacc,
But most importantly,
He ain’t getting his money bacc.
And neither the girl
You are gonna be the next big rapper
Lmao😂😂
Needs more likes
@@BeastlyNerd yeah
It’s sad cause there are people like this
I'm like him and couldn't be happier.
Simps make me sick.
Sorry for inducing 🤢 in you.
Sometimes, my wife and her boyfriend let me sleep at the end of the bed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lucky u, I have to stay in the cupboard
Bosna. 🇧🇦
Denis Dz ❤️🇧🇦❤️
r/cursedcomment
Harry Potter hasn't been himself since he left Hogwarts
I hope this isn't copied
@@sade4459 No.
I have many assignments to do and nearly no time. Could you please post yourself on r/rareinsults ?
Well I don't need to simp...half of Hogwarts simps over me...
LMAO
This is so heartbreaking to watch man😞
This unironically motivates me on what NOT to become
This guy looks like a crossover of mr bean and harry potter
Fuck, I can't unsee it
Ih god
Yea dude
Was about to say
This is too good
This is how villains like the joker are born.
Yo? wtf!!
@@geek8673 😂😂😂😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀
“this town deserves a better class of simps”
Nah joker has class
That insult to joker
ryan plays these roles so well
His acting was so good it hurt me physically, mentally, and emotionally.
This makes me physically ill to think there are actually men in the world who do this
bruh same
True man. I wonder why men be that way...
@@luminocuratoria1335 to get a taste of that forbidden water
@@Sleepless420 Ehhhh
There aren't
This hurts me because somewhere out in the world this is actually happening.
In liberal shitholes,yes.
We found the snowflake (Tasin Al-Hassan) everyone watch what you say. I think this person feels personally attracted because someone tried to make a funny skit but didn't know it was about this persons life. Hopefully one day you fill get a gf/bf many prayers sent your way.
@@joshhoehn bruh being a simp is sad
@@toniotrussardi8126 you know I was talk about the dipshit that's bringing politics into something that has nothing to do with politics right. I will take your word for it even though I never said they didn't exist or anything about them. I was talking about a moronic conservative dipshit.
@The CHONK I grew up that way too, except without friends as well. I yearned for a lot of things, and still do.
but it doesn't take a genius to figure out spending money and time on shot like that is wrong and plain dumb.
I mean, if I were to get into a relationship I'd be willing to give up almost anything for that person yea. but doing that shit for just some girl on the internet who's famous mostly for her looks ? no thanks
I mean I wont say anything's wrong if they just flirt a bit with that girl, or maybe donate a bit for her content and all. but they go way overboard, and that's what pisses me off.
edit: changed a small portion of what I wrote after re reading it. autocorrect messed it up, even though my msg should have been clear either way, just saying.
Zyzz is watching brahs, be strong, don’t simp… get to the grind
Simp grind? Don't mind if I do.
That's why Andrew tate exists.
He's talking to a girl, he's one step ahead of me dammit
My heart feels like it got stabbed.
I’d rather not talk to a girl than be treated like this
^^^
F
Armor this isn’t talking King
This looks like a documentary on a lot of the guys on twitch who are fans of a lot of the female streamers.
YES LMAO
The Protagonist THAT'S WHO IT REMINDS ME OF! I couldn't place my finger on it LOL
Let's not forget twitch staff they are the biggest simps ever
This is about the average reddit user
I still to this day do not understand why people watch that shit. Why would you spend hours and hours of your life watching some girl sitting around talking about dumb shit?
This man needs some sigma grindset rehabilitation.
I have been a simp (lol not this bad) . I had a strong inferiority complex that i don't deserve to approach or be liked by a woman. So any kind of female attention i got, i considered it a huge favour from her. It really is sad how excruciatingly difficult it can be for some men to get into a genuine relationship. I found this video sad even though it's humorous.
Who needs a relationship? I'm happy to worship a woman I like for the rest of my life even though she has a partner.
@@afanoflafear💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This is Peter Parker and Mary Jane ...if Peter never got his powers .
...movie version Mary Jane?
Not really Mary Jane was not an ass hole too Peter
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I made a reaction to this ua-cam.com/video/qALAYbQeU5w/v-deo.html
I was looking for a peter parker comment.
I know they are acting and all, but it *hurts* to know that there are people like this somewhere in the world...
Guys who watch Female Twitch Streamers... SMH
@@nograviti2388 mmmmhmmmmmm
@@tmotw21022 i dunno man but that speech seems kinda gay to me
@@licensed_beheader hmmm what? Few if any of the famous female streamers on Twitch are actually good gamers.
Sad guys sub and watch their stuff to get off on them either in full bodypaint or in skimpy outfits.
Here's a revolutionary idea, how about going out in the real world and getting a real girlfriend. Instead of getting off watching a girl you will almost definately never meet??
@@nograviti2388 mhmmmmm as in yes mmmhhmmm for I agree with you what's with the rant was I supposed to disagree with you and I don't watch streamer krap it's for children what's your issue dude and I have a wife .
It's horrifying that there are some people out there like this.
There really are guys like this with women who treat them just like this. I have seen very similar stuff like this in real life. It's quite sad.
I'm linking this video in to all the viewers of Pokimane's chat.
Yo that is messed up. That is pretty much a simp nest, that is where they breed and are born.
@@HypNoEnigma they don't breed lmao, they just convert boys who have irresponsible parents.
Jesus. Even the creators who collab with her tend to be simp-like sometimes. Imagine the fucking viewers.
You should link my video on simps too 🥴😂
Brian Bryan yeah her fallowers have it real bad with simping 😂
If you’ve ever bought some egirls Patreon or onlyfans this is literally you
What if you bought both?
@@TheAnimationStationTAS 2 negatives = a positive result
@@gongasmnm4526 thank you master oogway
@MUNCH IEZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my man
I mean I got $5 from my grandma a month ago so I bought Belle’s $1 tier and a bag of chips
Neither were worth it.
A recovered simp usually become the most vehement incel.
Sad reality of some boys.
This is my reality and I'm happy to continue living this way.
@@afanoflafear good for you.
Sad???
There's probably at least one guy like this in the world, and that disturbs me more than war, disease, famine and death ever could.
Charles Châtenay for President 1900 weak men are actually disturbing to find somebody actually this pathetic and weak
president of canada
IcedTea There are different types of weak people. This one just happens to be...the most mortifying.
I personally know 2 and a half, one isn't quite this bad...
Nah dats a bit too far g
Literally 50% of twitter males.
And the other half roast them in threads for their insolence
EXTENDO BANS
100% of Twitch donors.
And 90 % of reddit.
0% of epic gamers
She should get an oscar for that acting
That narsacistic look was done so well when she said asked more money
it’s crazy how there is actually guys like this in real life..... 💔 being nice DOES NOT get you anywhere my bros (speaking from experience)!
She Give him too Much attention. Unrealistic.
True, more ghosting, flaking, and being late would be going on
@@essentialoilsme you’d know
@@lz2141 yup, been a simp in my past, the redpill woke me up
@@taofeekkk_ see my comment above
@@taofeekkk_ that’s all we can do
I legitimately forgot that this was acting for a minute
Same
Ditto
Just1Eevee she almost laughed all the time
Then they were superb actors.
helps that the guy never went to the gym a day in his life
Im a bit late ik but ive never seen a video that made me fear becoming someone asmuch as this guy so thanks for keeping me sharp bro💀😂
I haven’t laughed so much in a long time 😅😂🤣
This is what would’ve happened if Harry Potter didnt get accepted into hog warts
You're a simp Harry!
Daniel Eccleston *i’M a W h A t?!*
Harry Potter and The Fallen Timeline.
tjlnintendo LMAAAO
tjlnintendo that’s literally the cursed child
Didn't realise UA-cam allowed femdom porn on their platform
Ethan Djeric bruh
bruh
Bruh.
Bro
actually its findom
"I will marry her one day."🤓
There are a lot of guys like this . My ex-gf had two of those minions. If we fought these guys would come and apologize on behalf of her.
I'm one of them man, me and two other guys have a friendly competition going on where we give a woman we like as much money as we can afford.
She'll have a house in no time!
@@afanoflafear stop this, unless you're joking
@@mrtrollnator123 Can't stop won't stop #simp4life #simpandproud
2.1k dislikes are from SIMPs who say "This is normal for a guy."
Ooof
Eeeeeeefffff
lmao
Lmao
faxxxx
You treat her like a queen.
*She'll treat you like a peasant.*
Isn't that how monarchy works?
*Queen Elizabeth II wants to know your location*
@@markevans1225 well, yes but yes but no
i mean u are right in respect to the old days of monarchy
but wrong ethically
I’m 14 and this is deep
Treat her like a friend lmao
People pleasing is a recipe of failure. You can’t please everyone but you can please God and be pleased with yourself
This breaks my heart i wanna cuddle him
"I hate simps"
-Albert Einstein
facts
ok simp
1945
"Don't trust the internet"
-Adolf Hifler
"Me too"
-Abraham Lincoln
Damn, I didn't know whether to laugh or get sad
And holy hell man you are a really good actor.
Xemphron thank you((: one of the only things I pride myself on
Same tbh
And that girl too
Girl should improve ... Feel like she will laugh any moment and what was that slap?? Looked so fake... A real slap for a good video is worth it
definitely laugh
This is soo sad. I actually know a guy like this 🥲🤦♂️
Why the "🤦♂️"?
That was so spot on, it was scary.
I just felt sad watching this
Tun Yan why Peter is happy
Tun Yan 669 likes Rn so I won’t like :(
@@RyanTheLeader Peter is missing out on healthy relationships and self actualization. He hasnt found happiness just submission and delusion.
@@ZZ-xi9dp yikes. "feminine energy" wut
not me He’s trying to say “Empathy is for cucks” in the most roundabout, pseudo-intellectual manner possible.
He looks like Mr bean and Harry Potter together
this is underrated lol
Whahahahaha
Bruh i said that too🤣
He looks like the dude with the glasses from Shaun of the dead
Lmaoooo
Still one of the best simp videos out there 2 years later 😂
This is honestly scarier than any horror film ever made
This is the greatest piece of content I have ever seen.
I love your content from over the years, Keef. Thank you for all your hard work!
Oh man
Boi that's just normal
Boi dats just crazy
Ay Keef where’s the girl with the big ol tiddies?!
I feel disgusting after watching this, even while knowing it's an act.
@@marekkelin1181 bro r u serious?
@@marekkelin1181 you need help
@@marekkelin1181 Jesus can heal your heart bro
I cant stop laughing
@@marekkelin1181 I feel really bad for you
This is a Shakespearean tale fun to watch :)
I CAN'T WATCH THIS, I CAN"T.
I was a simp once, a long time ago. This hit me right in the pancreas.
Did u used to pay dinner for her dates with other guys ?!!!!!
@@hagrid4281 Good God no, it was never as bad as in the video.
I'm glad you're no longer one
Looooooosser
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This is Greg from diary of a wimpy kid 10 years later
*Diary of a Simpy Kid.
Sam is Short bruh greg from diary of a wimpy kid is a narcissistic psychopath, he only loves himself, if anything he would end up like light yagami
@@NeostormXLMAX hes gonna end up like part 1 dio tbf and rowley is jonathan
@@lesscringeymapperdude this proves that we JoJo fans are everywhere
@@conansoepic948 yes yes yes yes yes!
Give this guy an award