I would like to give Crystal a golf clap for this video. Her first time doing a video solo with Tony and this might be one of my favorite reviews so far.
this intro killed me. (tony explaining the whole series). watch the intro then skip to like 12:30. also please give Jessica the best because she had to work with that.
@@rustyshackleford6633 he said he’s got some stuff going on & said that he’s no longer gonna be on Hack the Movies, which really breaks my heart. I love Newt so much 😥 I hope he’s okay. Literally one of the funniest & coolest guys I’ve come across on the internet. What a special soul. He deserves the best.
@@imskore Did he say this on Twitter? I follow him on ig and he's writing movies. Also he did a lot of work on Monster Madness this year, I also believe he's the one who pladiarized a review and got them in trouble.
by far the worst intro for any video this channel has ever put out, totally unbearable with no humour in it, and then if you go to 42minutes in they unironically talk about how stupid it is to recap everything... ZERO self awareness
I love hack the movies. One of my favorite features is what I refer to as the Tony “sigh”. Justin does it. Crystal does it. But Tony has perfected it. And with movies like this - there’s a lot to “sigh” about.
I enjoyed Halloween kills, the kills were amazing, the special effects were badass, mind you the house behind Michael was a actual burning house they used for the movie, no cgi,
When Jamie lee curtis took the needle and said "it takes the pain away" i laughed so hard it triggered others around me to laugh with me i've never seen so balls to the wall halloween lmao
Tony is distracting Crystal with the Halloween Kills review while Johanna, Tricia, and Kieran are out hunting down Justin Myers before he makes his bloody way to the store. "EVIL GETS REVIEWED TONIGHT!"
I’m glad Tony touched on how at the beginning Michael Myers appeared mortal and then at some point in the movie they decided to make him immortal. That is what did it for me
@HackTheMovies can you and her talk Halloween 🎃 Resserrection please 🙏 my Favorite Halloween movie or send me link to do cam chat I wanna talk this movie with ya so many things I love ❤️ about this movie 🎬
UPDATE: We now have a commentary track for this film now www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-kills-73258684 Listen to our Halloween III Season of the Witch Commentary Track! www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-iii-of-57728618
Too bad you guys could not afford CGI. Might have been funny to see Tony CGI'd with a handlebar mustache or something else when he was whispering about CGI.
I saw this movie and thought it was okay. I was more excited about seeing myself in the Haddonfield Hospital (Cape Fear Community College) waiting room. The movie was shot in Wilmington, NC.
I had no idea...I'm in New Bern and used to trek down to Wilmington to see my cousin while he was attending the film program at the community college there.
House might not explode. If she’s pumping natural gas into it and lighting it there wouldn’t be the proper gas/to air mixture to spark and explode. (Work for gas company) it’s being lit immediately so really no chance of explosion.
@@3eezy He allegedly was the culprit behind the Cinemassacre Monster Madness plagiarism debacle. He either left because of that or was asked to leave. But he apparently announced he wasn't going to be on "Hack the Movies" anymore due to health issues.
Fact: I actually met LL Cool J one morning around 7:15 A.M. at a gas station near my apartment. He was filling up his tour bus, and he had a concert later that night in White Bear Lake, MN.
The absolute worst thing and what made me crack up for like minutes was when Tommy gives chase in the hospital, turns around to the mob and screams: Evil dies tonight!!! Like, wtf, that was so fucking weird! Anyone else saw that and got reminded of like an overenthusiastically boyfriend in a romcom screaming like: I WONT FORGET OUR DATE AT NINE! I mean wth, its like when Spongebob and Patrick have the Babyclam and are shouting to each other: 6 O CLOOOCK! Evil dies tonight! Evil dies tonight! Evil dies tonight! Evil dies toniiiiiight!"
Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills are easily the best sequels in this franchise and it's not even close, the Thorn story line and Laurie being his long lost sister was an awful choice. I am looking forward to Halloween Ends, as the other two have been great. Crystal seems really really hung up on realism in this one for someone who's favorite entry is Halloween 3!
Haven't seen Halloween Kills yet, but Halloween 2018 was a huge disappointment for me. Then again, I didn't like even the original Halloween 2. It should have just been one film and that's it, IMO.
Joshua, I agree. I like how Halloween Kills explained the method to Michael's madness regarding him still going after Laurie even though them being brother and sister has been retconed.
If unaware Newt has left the show for his health and mental health My hunch is that the stuff that happened with Monster Madness is probably more to blame.
I dig The H3 shirt. It’s got the masks from the movie but it’s also in the order of colors of the Irish flag. Samhain is a Celtic celebration so it it all comes full circle.
OR the more likely scenario its saying nothing and its just a witch face and a pumpkin face pulling apart to "reveal" the skull underneath it......Not everything is trying to have a deep meaning.
@@lutherheggs451 I didn’t say it was supposed to be deep, but I interpreted it in my own way. I mean, Quinn is an Irish surname, and green, white, and orange (and in the order they are on the shirt) makes sense. Also, in one of the original Halloweens there was a scene where Michael writes Samhain on a blackboard in blood. It may be a deleted scene or something but I’m pretty sure it’s in part two.
Halloween Kills is awesome, and the 2018 one kicks ass, I think Blumhouse has done an amazing job on their new trilogy, you need to not worry about any other sequel when you watch the new ones, the only one that's cannon to this story is the very first movie and ignores every other sequel
I have to be honest man, you literally bore me to death, you're not as funny as you think and laugh like you are but for some reason I just can't stop watching your videos lmfao I've literally been stuck on hack the movies for the last 3 days and ugh I hate that I love it. 😂
I actually think that two-person reviews work better than three. When there are three people, the conversation can get a little garbled. I'm not going to point fingers at anyone (coughs *Tony). Excuse me. Seriously though, I think it's easier to do these types of reviews with only two people rather than three. What does everyone else think?
In these new ones I love how they brought back John Carpenter as the composer. I love the soundtrack to these new ones. Now I can't really watch a Halloween film without him composing the music.
I don't know why people complain about the car driving thing in the first movie. Were talking about driving a car, were not talking about driving farming equipment or something. Its not that hard to figure out which peddle makes you go and which makes you stop...In the 70s licenses were practically optional and even IF you got pulled over drunk in the 70s there was a high probability you were just told to go home and they took any alcohol you had left.
I’m not so sure about the anesthesia. I had to have my gall bladder removed and was told I had a higher tolerance because they had to give me the max dose to put me under and I woke up not long after surgery was done. I couldn’t stay in the bed. It’s weird, I know I should have but it was like a restlessness. I just had to get up and move around. They let me circle the halls while pulling my iv pole along with me. Granted I was still sore and on bed rest for like 2 weeks so I’m not doing any kind of activity besides slowly shuffling along for a good 24 hours but it’s not too much of a rarity to be up and mobile right after a surgery.
This movie was a travesty. It started so strongly with the tense accidental shooting flashback as well as the firefighter scene, and then the bottom falls out once Laurie gets put in that hospital bed.
When I saw Halloween 5 I asked my brother who the dude in the steel toe caps was meaning man in black as I wanted to punch him for kicking the dog. I was only 11 or 12 and was cuddling my jack russell not scared of the film just saying to my dog I'd never let that happen to him 😂😂🐶🐾💜
One thing that bothered me about the whole car/park scene is the wife falls out of the car window while Michael is on the roof THEN she's like 20 feet away from the vehicle. Like why was she not closer she had no reason to move that far away!
I’m excited to see the next Halloween they said it’s going to be political and about the pandemic! Doesn’t that sound like what everyone wants to see in a fun Halloween movie about the boogeyman?
Oh my god lol. Going through the Halloween movies plot line is madness. Make sure you check your evil sisters mask Tony. You just have to be sure. AND HERE COMES BUSTA RHYMES!
Would have been cool af if Michael didn't get up at the end of the first one and just died in the yard. Then the movie ends with Loomis holding Laurie and she is just hysterical. End. Would have been iconic.
Btw she got that role because she showed she really wanted. She was tested by being told she had to find her own way to audition and to film and she said ok
Yes I do miss newt and im pretty sure there's reasons all around the board for his exit. I just feel like he brought more information about a movie then what Tony and Krystal do. The show has to go on tho.
When people go hunting they usually only bring three extra rounds because you don't need a lot of ammo to go hunting and if they bring a pistol for protection they might have one extra magazine
I grew up with 4-6. Halloween 4 was the first horror film I ever saw. It’s always been my favorite. I know 5 & 6 have major flaws but I love them anyway, very nostalgic. The David Gordon Green films: I really like 2018, Kills is fun but mostly bad & Ends is by far my last place Halloween film even worse than Resurrection.
I would like to give Crystal a golf clap for this video. Her first time doing a video solo with Tony and this might be one of my favorite reviews so far.
this intro killed me. (tony explaining the whole series). watch the intro then skip to like 12:30. also please give Jessica the best because she had to work with that.
It was quite sad when Krystal called out all the names of people to come to help her and didn't say Newt :( Miss you dude.
@@rustyshackleford6633 mental/emotional health issues is what I recall reading
@@rustyshackleford6633 he said he’s got some stuff going on & said that he’s no longer gonna be on Hack the Movies, which really breaks my heart.
I love Newt so much 😥 I hope he’s okay. Literally one of the funniest & coolest guys I’ve come across on the internet. What a special soul.
He deserves the best.
@@imskore Did he say this on Twitter? I follow him on ig and he's writing movies. Also he did a lot of work on Monster Madness this year, I also believe he's the one who pladiarized a review and got them in trouble.
Newt is my favorite
@@fletchbundy yeah he said it on Twitter awhile back.
We need a Miker Miles t-shirt.
Jessica from hack the movie once again the unsung mvp of the episode
SyFy channel is showing this now, I guess that technically counts as a TV Cut of the movie.
The first time he yells EVIL DIES TONIGHT me and my buddy busted out laughing in the theater
This movie was awful.
I woke up immediately after my hernia surgery and had to be restrained and put back out, I remember it perfectly, it was awful, and it happens.
That opening gag felt like it went on for ages
For sure. I’m just starting it and still on the gag and I’m 10mins in. I think it’s almost over but gd
It was brutal.
About 13 minutes. That's a LONG joke. Not sure if the journey was worth it in the end.
by far the worst intro for any video this channel has ever put out, totally unbearable with no humour in it, and then if you go to 42minutes in they unironically talk about how stupid it is to recap everything... ZERO self awareness
He graduated from The Nostalgia Critic School of dragging out a bit and it ends with a whimper.
Don't ever get high and watch this. That opening went on and on and on. I forgot which movie they were doing by the time the opening ended haha
I love hack the movies. One of my favorite features is what I refer to as the Tony “sigh”. Justin does it. Crystal does it. But Tony has perfected it. And with movies like this - there’s a lot to “sigh” about.
I love that even the editor hated that near 11 minute opening joke.
Thank you for letting me know it was 11 minutes so I could skip it
Yes, I know that it's a joke, but did Tony really need to review the Halloween shitshow? Bring back Newt.
The real anthology is how many stories we can tell from the original halloween movie itself. Different interpretations
Halloween: Choose Your Own Adventure
We miss Newt. Hope you’re doing great man. 👍🏻
He thought he was dying from cobid but it was really from The Hax.
I enjoyed Halloween kills, the kills were amazing, the special effects were badass, mind you the house behind Michael was a actual burning house they used for the movie, no cgi,
Also this film unintentionally created the "Evil Dies Tonight" drinking game. More dangerous than the Stephen King drinking game.
The mask isn't of Captain Kirk,
it's Shatner's character in
The Devil's rain.
He was filming that when they used the face for the mask but it was sold as a Captain Kirk mask.
poor Newt was brutally murdered by a mad computer game dork in a william shatner mask
Mike "The Shape" Myers well known in the underground wrestling scene for selling extreme stunts
Lol
A realistic Halloween movie where Michael doesn’t escape the asylum, he just get released because of lack of funding.
When Jamie lee curtis took the needle and said "it takes the pain away" i laughed so hard it triggered others around me to laugh with me
i've never seen so balls to the wall halloween lmao
Tony is distracting Crystal with the Halloween Kills review while Johanna, Tricia, and Kieran are out hunting down Justin Myers before he makes his bloody way to the store. "EVIL GETS REVIEWED TONIGHT!"
Cringe
I’m glad Tony touched on how at the beginning Michael Myers appeared mortal and then at some point in the movie they decided to make him immortal. That is what did it for me
I always loved the tagline "Noone comes home and whatnot"....
It's a good one!
"Evil ends tonight,possibly,maybe,check the next sequel."
@HackTheMovies can you and her talk Halloween 🎃 Resserrection please 🙏 my Favorite Halloween movie or send me link to do cam chat I wanna talk this movie with ya so many things I love ❤️ about this movie 🎬
I liked this one. saw it in theaters. the experience was great!! This really isn't as bad as people say it is.
I had the theatre all to myself and an awesome time watching it, I didn't have to hold back my reactions to the kills.
The 'Mob' scene could've been better IMO....
I'm a simple man. I see *Phat Beach* in the background, I subscribe!
UPDATE: We now have a commentary track for this film now
www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-kills-73258684
Listen to our Halloween III Season of the Witch Commentary Track!
www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-iii-of-57728618
At 55:00 I've decided to quit this show.
Too bad you guys could not afford CGI. Might have been funny to see Tony CGI'd with a handlebar mustache or something else when he was whispering about CGI.
@@justingillmore2258 wow it took you that long!? This was painful to watch. I gave up at 15 min in.
How much do you want for you & Her to Reviewe halloween Resserrection 🎃 full break down send me link to be on your show I wanna talk this movie with u
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My ability to enjoy other movie review UA-cam channels. Great work as usual!
Any video where Tony talks about Halloween is my favorite video on UA-cam
That intro was hilarious lol pure genius
Tony getting pissed that he got pulled over for speeding and DIDNT get a ticket is just on another level
You should have an empty chair for newt on all the reviews he was supposed to be on and never explain why
If you watched his bond movies, you’d know loomis is an awful shot
I saw this movie and thought it was okay. I was more excited about seeing myself in the Haddonfield Hospital (Cape Fear Community College) waiting room. The movie was shot in Wilmington, NC.
I had no idea...I'm in New Bern and used to trek down to Wilmington to see my cousin while he was attending the film program at the community college there.
Wilmington native here, did you chase umbrella man too? Lol
House might not explode. If she’s pumping natural gas into it and lighting it there wouldn’t be the proper gas/to air mixture to spark and explode. (Work for gas company) it’s being lit immediately so really no chance of explosion.
I live a few blocks away from the Halloween 5 Michael Myers house and its painted in a weird color scheme now.
Newt would have been awesome on this episode. I hope he comes back soon.
Pretty sure he's gone for good.
@@Awesoman why???
@@3eezy He allegedly was the culprit behind the Cinemassacre Monster Madness plagiarism debacle. He either left because of that or was asked to leave. But he apparently announced he wasn't going to be on "Hack the Movies" anymore due to health issues.
I can see him coming back in 6+ months as a guest once in awhile. I don't believe he will ever be back regularly. Anything is possible, though.
@@NirnBootMod It wouldn't surprise me. 🤷♂️
Fact: I actually met LL Cool J one morning around 7:15 A.M. at a gas station near my apartment. He was filling up his tour bus, and he had a concert later that night in White Bear Lake, MN.
…….Okie-doke.
Is anyone else outraged that Brackett took Mr. Garrett's security job at the hospital? The guy gets retconned to be alive and they took his job!
Dudes like a hundred years old I'd imagine he retired & took security as part time income
Dey terk his jerb?
DEY TERK HIS JERB!
Fantastic show tonight
jessica's note at the beginning was HILARIOUS!
"Not today Satan!" OK there ,Grey still plays lol
yoo crystal a savage, great episode!
The absolute worst thing and what made me crack up for like minutes was when Tommy gives chase in the hospital, turns around to the mob and screams: Evil dies tonight!!!
Like, wtf, that was so fucking weird! Anyone else saw that and got reminded of like an overenthusiastically boyfriend in a romcom screaming like: I WONT FORGET OUR DATE AT NINE!
I mean wth, its like when Spongebob and Patrick have the Babyclam and are shouting to each other:
6 O CLOOOCK!
Evil dies tonight!
Evil dies tonight!
Evil dies tonight!
Evil dies toniiiiiight!"
Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills are easily the best sequels in this franchise and it's not even close, the Thorn story line and Laurie being his long lost sister was an awful choice. I am looking forward to Halloween Ends, as the other two have been great. Crystal seems really really hung up on realism in this one for someone who's favorite entry is Halloween 3!
Haven't seen Halloween Kills yet, but Halloween 2018 was a huge disappointment for me.
Then again, I didn't like even the original Halloween 2. It should have just been one film and that's it, IMO.
Joshua, I agree. I like how Halloween Kills explained the method to Michael's madness regarding him still going after Laurie even though them being brother and sister has been retconed.
@@Assimandeli and thats why your opinion wil be tainted no matter what. just the facts.
Self fulfilling prophecy
Where is our Newt?
I was wondering the same. It's been a while
If unaware Newt has left the show for his health and mental health
My hunch is that the stuff that happened with Monster Madness is probably more to blame.
I dig The H3 shirt. It’s got the masks from the movie but it’s also in the order of colors of the Irish flag. Samhain is a Celtic celebration so it it all comes full circle.
OR the more likely scenario its saying nothing and its just a witch face and a pumpkin face pulling apart to "reveal" the skull underneath it......Not everything is trying to have a deep meaning.
@@lutherheggs451 I didn’t say it was supposed to be deep, but I interpreted it in my own way. I mean, Quinn is an Irish surname, and green, white, and orange (and in the order they are on the shirt) makes sense. Also, in one of the original Halloweens there was a scene where Michael writes Samhain on a blackboard in blood. It may be a deleted scene or something but I’m pretty sure it’s in part two.
Halloween Kills is awesome, and the 2018 one kicks ass, I think Blumhouse has done an amazing job on their new trilogy, you need to not worry about any other sequel when you watch the new ones, the only one that's cannon to this story is the very first movie and ignores every other sequel
Give newt a beer and get him on here again. Show must go on!
I have to be honest man, you literally bore me to death, you're not as funny as you think and laugh like you are but for some reason I just can't stop watching your videos lmfao I've literally been stuck on hack the movies for the last 3 days and ugh I hate that I love it. 😂
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5:22 "You look great for 50" Crystal deserves a raise for that lie. lol
I actually think that two-person reviews work better than three. When there are three people, the conversation can get a little garbled. I'm not going to point fingers at anyone (coughs *Tony). Excuse me. Seriously though, I think it's easier to do these types of reviews with only two people rather than three. What does everyone else think?
Another great episode
How Tony was explaining how he died and got better reminds me of Like A Boss from The Lonely Island
In these new ones I love how they brought back John Carpenter as the composer. I love the soundtrack to these new ones. Now I can't really watch a Halloween film without him composing the music.
Antonio, in the novelization of the 2018 movie it is explicitly stated that the old Myers house had been demolished. Continuity!
I love this franchise and HKills is easily one of my favorite entries.
I don't know why people complain about the car driving thing in the first movie. Were talking about driving a car, were not talking about driving farming equipment or something. Its not that hard to figure out which peddle makes you go and which makes you stop...In the 70s licenses were practically optional and even IF you got pulled over drunk in the 70s there was a high probability you were just told to go home and they took any alcohol you had left.
Very good episode toney📼
Great video, I agree almost 100%
I’m not so sure about the anesthesia.
I had to have my gall bladder removed and was told I had a higher tolerance because they had to give me the max dose to put me under and I woke up not long after surgery was done.
I couldn’t stay in the bed. It’s weird, I know I should have but it was like a restlessness. I just had to get up and move around.
They let me circle the halls while pulling my iv pole along with me.
Granted I was still sore and on bed rest for like 2 weeks so I’m not doing any kind of activity besides slowly shuffling along for a good 24 hours but it’s not too much of a rarity to be up and mobile right after a surgery.
I love your show guys
Ted Holister was the gentleman that was killed by the angry militia in part 4. RIP
Good job guys, this episode is great!
I have the same blockbuster presents tape that's so cool to see someone else that has it still too!
i'm only at the intro, but this seems to be my favourite episode.
I was 4 when I saw Halloween in 1980 😊🐾💜🎃👻🦇
This video is a good example of why I don't like hardcore fans of any big franchise like this
This movie was a travesty. It started so strongly with the tense accidental shooting flashback as well as the firefighter scene, and then the bottom falls out once Laurie gets put in that hospital bed.
I thought it was fun
How's that?
27 minutes and 52 seconds before “Are you ready to talk about Halloween Kills!?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tony is a sick storyteller🤘🏽
EVIL GETS REVIEWED TONIGHT!
that movie made me hunt down that “stop look and listen” song
I have to share this to everyone 🎃🎃
When I saw Halloween 5 I asked my brother who the dude in the steel toe caps was meaning man in black as I wanted to punch him for kicking the dog. I was only 11 or 12 and was cuddling my jack russell not scared of the film just saying to my dog I'd never let that happen to him 😂😂🐶🐾💜
Michael Mcdonald is the only person who has been killed by Mike Myers AND Michael Myers.
Crystal needs her a Evan & Kaitlyn "Words Are Hard" t-shirt. 😀
28:00 into this review of Halloween Kills they start talking about Halloween Kills!
Newt come back :(
😡🤢
Naw
One thing that bothered me about the whole car/park scene is the wife falls out of the car window while Michael is on the roof THEN she's like 20 feet away from the vehicle. Like why was she not closer she had no reason to move that far away!
This is the best one imo
I’m excited to see the next Halloween they said it’s going to be political and about the pandemic! Doesn’t that sound like what everyone wants to see in a fun Halloween movie about the boogeyman?
All art is political.
Better not be
They mention the pandemic, but it doesn’t surround the movie
Spoiler alert it wasn’t lol
Oh my god lol. Going through the Halloween movies plot line is madness. Make sure you check your evil sisters mask Tony. You just have to be sure. AND HERE COMES BUSTA RHYMES!
Would have been cool af if Michael didn't get up at the end of the first one and just died in the yard. Then the movie ends with Loomis holding Laurie and she is just hysterical. End. Would have been iconic.
That evil sister hair is scary
All that was missing when Michael came out of the burning house to kill the firefighters was Slow Chemical playing.
Btw she got that role because she showed she really wanted. She was tested by being told she had to find her own way to audition and to film and she said ok
2:07 - Why is there a Metaljesusrocks mask in the background?
Skip to 12:00 if you don't want to hear a long, unfunny joke.
I believe in "THEIR" friendship. Lol
Damn Crystal trying to make sense of the chaos was hilarious. It's fine. This is fine.
I cant believe you have Nightmaster on VHS
I can't wait to attend the Hack The Meat Movies Ball.
Goddamnit, I knew I liked Crystal. Her taste in movies confirms it. Halloween III FTW
Yes I do miss newt and im pretty sure there's reasons all around the board for his exit. I just feel like he brought more information about a movie then what Tony and Krystal do. The show has to go on tho.
Good day, where i can watch or buy Midnight Show ? Thanks
I don't think it's out yet. Check newts socials for updates.
I miss you Newt.
Leprechaun series is the best. On a serious note I always liked the Friday the 13th franchise better than Nightmare on Elm Street.
Miker Miles....from Mars? I think I remember that cartoon when I was a kid.
When people go hunting they usually only bring three extra rounds because you don't need a lot of ammo to go hunting and if they bring a pistol for protection they might have one extra magazine
I grew up with 4-6. Halloween 4 was the first horror film I ever saw. It’s always been my favorite.
I know 5 & 6 have major flaws but I love them anyway, very nostalgic.
The David Gordon Green films: I really like 2018, Kills is fun but mostly bad & Ends is by far my last place Halloween film even worse than Resurrection.