NEMR - Fighting ISIS with Comedy (Stand Up Comedy-Love Isn't the Answer)
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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I have to say this. This happened in 2008 or 2009. I was sent to Lebanon by my company. My friends in Lebanon took me to a club at night. They were all dancing and enjoying. Suddenly there was a huge sound. So everyone in the club went out to see what had happened. When we went out, we found out that, it was a missile that hit one of the places nearby. Everyone saw the fire and they said "it's just a missile. Come lets party". Then they all go inside start dancing... Such cool people... Before going to Lebanon, lots of people told me that they are racist and has a bad attitude. That's bullshit. They are such good people to be with. I really did enjoy that trip and will never forget it in my life.
1% comments: such a good comedian
99% comments: Lebanese wamen
yes. the comments are from people who are surprised by them(not knowing their armenian origins) btw these are women; you rarely meet a crazy wamen in the Levant. even feminists there talk real issues(i'm not defending feminism cuz in the west it's like kelly anne conway said: angry man-hating lesbian).
Did you see the beautiful women?
U nailed it
@@kcthefree5976 armenian ???!!
@@husseinbulehlib6607 many have armenian or assyrian blood not everyone
Am I the only who hears Bill Burr in his tonations and mannerisms? 🔥
Yeah it’s 🤣🤣🤣
I hear it too
Hey yes! I was thinking the same thing too! 😀
My 2nd thought after admiring lebanese women :)
My god Lebanese women are beautiful. I need to get the hell out of the US
Yeah holy shit, Barney from HIMYM more than 10 years ago was right!
Well true but i guess most of them they prefer to marry Lebanese men, thing got to do with their macho society
@@mansourmk6301 you are right! Almost all women and men marry their own kind, they don't veer off, that's a rarity.
Yes they are gorgeous but also full of plastic surgery as the world is into
Good luck ...If u got lucky and not get kidnapped ..And get fkd up ...For money from USA 😂..shit this is not funny ...I'm sorry 😰 I'm Iraqi .. Trust me don't ...
So are we just gonna ignore how beautiful Lebanese Women are? Absolutely beautiful 😍
Plastic surgery bro...get information first.
@@moulahrougue5732 I don't care if they've had surgery or nah, I appreciate what my eyes see.
@@brycejunior8246 Don't believe that guy. Go to Lebanon and see for yourself. They have beautiful women.
@@panlakachokora5149 Lebanese people aren't exactly poor so I wouldn't say they're gold diggers.
So here's that pathetic little pervert.
Love for Lebanon 🇱🇧 and it's people from INDIA 🇮🇳
@Mr K i can smell a racist 😂
Fuck you BJP fanboys
@Mr K shove it in your arse then. It'll burn either way
@@sahangbakneiguite6800 ISIS fanboys' dicks bleeding
تحية للجيش اللبناني
بحبكم يا وطن .
من العراق .
بالسلاح و الابتسامة و الحياة ننتصر على الإرهاب.
الله يحمي الوطن العربي من الإرهاب النجس.
Sounds like Bill burr...I have never laughed at military jokes this hard
yes he does
You're right, I thought the same thing! He's probably influenced by him a little, or it's just a coincidence
@ravvraj stop embarrassing our people bhai
We are already the butt of jokes thanks to bobs and vagene
I can relate. My Lebanese mum would call me, "Son, how are you? When are you coming to visit us in Denmark? I made Tabbouleh yesterday... Oh, your dad wants to speak to you." And then my Danish father in the background would say, "I'm good..." because he fully knows that he'll never get a word in.
lol yeah we do talk a lot
My dude, im so glad my mom.is finnish and my dad is syrian BECAUSE of your dilemma. Love my parents but my dad is enough as an arab over the phone lol
It's just me or all the women in that show is so beautiful😐
MukbangDong why the :|
They are , Arabs usually dont like to hear that Lebanese Girls are sexy and pretty.
So sometimes you hear from the none sense ( cameraman selected sexy women 'as if it's possible in between 100k person ) and or they go with they are full of surgery as of each person in Lebanese has 2500 to drop it on just nose surgery .
quite a number of hotties in there!
Idk they seem normal? Or I just don't get it. Maybe they are pressured by their mothers "I have taught you better than to be lazy with your body" XD and they have good food there. It is the equivalent of what we call diet food but it taste good too. So I guess that would be the main difference between places around the world.
Judging from screen just gives a partial view, it much better once you meet them. What about form possibilities and time?
@@hydragons "I have taught you better than to be lazy with your body" lol xD
"No,no,no,no! We're the terrorist not the vegans!"... Haha!. This guy ironically deserves world domination! Love it!
The flip flops sound... shta' shta' shta' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
a friend of mine from dubai used to say lebanese and saudi women are the most good looking in the middle east, and there you go, its a perfect example of me coming across gorgeous looking lebanese women here. thanks for the clarification. and loved ur great sense of humour. thank you
Raw comedy, a mix of reality & laughter. Love Lebanon. ✌🇦🇺
“Emotional support”
That was hilarious😂😂
I’m Iranian and I laughed out loud all through this clip! He’s hilarious! 😂😂 vegans! 🤣🤣
Damn you are a treat 😓
I about lost it with the flip flops joke. hahahahaha! Well played, Sir!
It’s true the Lebanese people are warriors heart of a lion no one can’t mess with them respect from a Serbian
☦️❤️
No Lebanon
Saw you perform in Winnipeg a few months ago, I doubt I'll ever be able to laugh harder than I did that night.
KaijuPN Me toooo!!!
I let my cousin who is a military soldier watch this and he laughed so hard that his voice doesn't even exist any more 😂😂
I'm from syria 🇸🇾
All love ❤️
شخيت من الضحك 🤣
Nothing but love to you too.
That is the most beautiful crowd !!Lebanese people are beautiful!! Wow 😍😍
I've been telling my friends Lebanese Women are the Most Beautiful women in this world..
Arab women are gorgeous
@@Gazaforus it shouldn't be a competition u know? All arab women are beautiful.
I agree
This deserves way moooore likes😂
You are hilarious 😂
Your fan from syria💙
i hear a lil bit of bill burr in his shouting/angry voice delivery and a lil bit of russell peters when he does his middle eastern accent..
omg as an egyptian man i rlly love this is so good i learned alot ty nemr
Man you should post more often bits and pieces here! Love your content
Man you destroyed the confidence of the enemy with your jokes 😂, awesome man , keep up the work and make people laugh 👍 👽, the Lebanese women are so beautiful 😍💕
6:22 there's an angel
OMG yes...went back to 6:22😀👍
Seriously tho😒
I met Nemr in Dubai back in 2010 through friends when he was doing some shows here. The guy is just as hilarious in real life and yes, he does sound a lot like Bill Burr!
Some of the jokes are too funny 😂😂
Long Live Lebanon and its Military.
Love from Pakistan 👌
Shahjalal Khan who are you? Afghani?
Lebanon and Pakistan are Great friends and always have been Muslims always stay together and always will 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
The Lebanese Bill Burr! He's brilliant.
Lebanese women though are gorgeous!
Most Beautiful crowd I have ever watched on UA-cam 😁
Sooo white😍
@@carolineshidolo8048 STUPID COMMENT
@@carolineshidolo8048 nobody's White they're Arabs from Lebanon 🇱🇧🇱🇧😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@SoldieroftheImam313 lebanese are only 40% arabs DNA tests statistics proved that.
@@mksilver1936 What the fuck??? Dude, arabs have different ethnicities.. Like we Lebanese, syrians, north africans etc and have yellowish skins while the ones in arabian gulf have light brown skins and the ones from oman, yemen etc have dark brown skins etc...
My vegan friend almost walked away when he hear the vegan joke but he didn’t have the energy to🤣🤣🤣🤣
When u said the words most disappointing dish, i couldnt not think of mjaddara 😂😂
Love mjudra. 💓🇦🇺
Really good stuff. Much love from Texas
He must be great to get love from Texas LOL.
I loved when he said I'm terrorist not vegan.
Hey! What's wrong with veg... AHH, AHH. Just give me a minute I'll come back
Lebanese are so beautiful. Lebanese cuisine is my favorite. One day, I hope I will visit there.
I’m Lebanese and I can definitely say beauty comes in all ethnicities . So not all Lebanese are beautiful
@@firasharb1454 wle sed bouzak firas 7aj tmasekhna 😂😂😂
To be honest most Lebanese are either handsome (Men) or beautiful (Ladies).
ياهاارون تمدح نفسك انت؟😂
long live Lebanon. Love from Pakistan
that moment in life when you see so many beautiful Lebanese women in this video but you also are dating a lebanese woman that is just as beauty as them!! you know you made it then :D
Good for you.
@@daisybuchanan8205 thanks bruuh :D
Damn the comment section is so thristy want some Laban brother?
@@sahilrahman5066 haha some zatar 3ala mna2ish would be good too bro x)
UA-cam! Why didn't you recommend this guy earlier? I'm in tears...
I dated a Lebanese girl for 8 years. It was the best most beautiful, expensive lol and luxurious time i had in life.
excellent sense of humor ! I was holding my belly !!!!
Most beautiful crowd on earth
Well thank you🥰☺️
The Bible Mentioned about the Beautiful Women of Lebanon... and it’s true till today...from 🇫🇯 with ❤️
Please please please come to Australia, we've listened to eddie Murphy, Chris rock, Dave Chappelle, & bill burr. Now we have one of our own. You had the whole office in stitches.
This man is too good. Loved it. :-)
from Kenya with love, this lad is absolutely killing this gig.
He sounds like Bill Burr, even the way his voice squeals sounds exactly like Bill’s 😂
Brother you are HILARIOUS!!! I laughed hard 🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic clip I laughed till I cried. Comedy unites us all. Keep up the great work.
Bill Burr after a month in Lebanon
I think it's safe to say that Lebanon has its own Bill Burr
Lebanese people are gorgeous, look at those audiences, never seen anything like this anywhere in this world, wow.
I think even Syria was like that 10 years back
You’re an awesome performer. Wonderful clip I really am proud your shows went great. Magnificent Work!
Wonder if he ever tell a joke about Lebones mom as mother in law.. Must be an interesting story 😂😂😂
Mjadra! I love it! 😂🤗🇱🇧
Doood your taking the game to a next level, glad you are alive .
Lebanese women are so beautiful 😍.. change of plans. My wife is no longer coming from Egypt. Lebanon here i come
Looool
@@Gazaforus oof why the competition
This guy is hilarious ,first time watching him really good stand up
Love for 🇱🇧Lebanon and it's people's from Mauritani 🇲🇷
My belly hurts. You are so funny. Love from India.
You ate too much curry..
@@dannycortez8998 😅😅
@@dannycortez8998 Thanks racist
@@Paul-yj4ml you're welcome dumbass..
@@dannycortez8998 you arent wrong
Love Lebanon 🇱🇧 from iran 🇮🇷❤️❤️❤️
Everyone ignoring the most amazing cameraman in the world😍😁
Nothing has changed the world for the better,even comedy.but comedy is healthy
This guy is funny. Thanks for sharing. And such a beautiful audience.
Felt great to see the differently abled man at 1:23 laughing so hard!!!
Very creative humor much luv 👍👍👍
Same with Pakistani military. Mothers are proud of their sons in arms ♥️ and they are proud when they embrace shahadah for the nation. Love from Pakistan 🇵🇰♥️
لونج ليف بكستان
I'm an Arab and this is a fact. The ugliest Lebanon is an 8, worst case a 7.
Ps: I'm not Lebanon
The Bill Burr of Lebanon 🔥
Where has this guy been all my life😂
Hello Habib did you kill anyone today 😂😂 I got to know about this comedian today on bbc. These women are beautiful, I will tell my brother to marry from Lebanon
The flip flop joke was funny.
When is this guy coming to Australia to perform? He’d be a great success.
Abe Semaan 2020
This guy is funny.
Why's this guy not famous? Hahahahaha
He is.
God stop commenting about how beautiful lebanese girls are. I can't thank everyone
HAHAHA IKR
29 dislikes ,must e isis and vegans
didn't decide 🤣🤣🤣
Lebanese military is powerful? LOL never heard of it
Your fuckn hilarious dude , how come i just got to know you exist jeeez , great content
Lebanon is a living proof that Arabs live peacefully and respectfully between each other with different faiths and ethnicities
Lebanese women are likely the most beautiful women in the world.
dont know about that but there were definitely some beautiful women in the crowd
Yup
thanks to the plastic surgeries
New World Grover Hahahaha hmmm 🤔 seriously 😳 interesting lol 😂
Persian/Afghan/Kashmir/Tajik/Lebanese are basically similar and they're the most beautiful, then Austrian/German, Swedish. Spanish, British.
he's like the Bill Burr of Lebanon lol
شطق شطق شطق🤣🤣🤣🤣
ههههههههههه بالدموع
You are the best. Love and lots of respect from India. ❤️❤️❤️
that was really funny, love from Morocco
Hey, I love Zaatar. I m not even Lebanese. Incidentally, we get it in a Parsi( Iranian) bakery in my hometown in India.
Parsis are from iran
Yes...and?
Okay i already knew Lebanese women are beautiful, but thanks to this crowd again
Great comedy but I would be lying if the audience didn't distract me....so beautiful!!!
You're funny and the girls on the show are the prettiest 🕺
You are the best bru all the way from South Africa
thats it. now i love lebanon
It sounds funny, still I can c the pain they suffered. God bless that country with peace. As an Indian i can just pray.
Amazing content....already shared with people I know...looking forward to seeing more of you.
I hear a little Bill Burr in his voice and the way he speaks.
This guy is top notch.
A Nemr is a desert fox
This is hilarious 😂😂
OMG he sounds like bull burr a little bit 😂