I want a scene where some other hero or literally anybody pulls that crap and it works. Gordon: Swear on Batman don't know anything or I'll turn on this signal. He gets grumpy when people use his name in vain. Thug: Well it started in 1998 when my father went out for cigarettes and never came back. . . .
That was also deadshot, he was terrified, not of the Superman playing bad cop… no the Batman being the good cop, deadshot is from Gotham, he knows how Batman operates so him being nice… can you blame him for being terrified?
My favorite is when he goes into the future and meets his older self along with Terry. When he was interrogating a crook, his older self said " I can't believe how soft I use to be"
@@Underboy-jh6nr I love batman, but the dude is a menace fr. Like he was willing to beat a crook in front of his own family just to get Intel. If it wasn't for nightwing, who knows what might have happend.
@juilianbautista4067 I didn't capitalize batman either. It's not that important to capitalize a single letter in the name of a deity that's from a two thousand year old religion on the internet.
@@dakotastein9499 I'm sure he could punch like a human if he wanted to. But this kind of Superman doesn't want to, so he is above beating prisoners lol.
The lasso of truth is kind of random in how it works. The only consistent thing is that you cannot lie. IT doesn't always mean you can't just Plea the 5th so to speak. Heck it doesn't even mean you can't interpret the question how you choose. When Bats, Supes and Wonder Woman agree to share their real names Batman answers "Batman" as his real name. This is meant to reveal how sick he is mentally. HOWEVER this is like if someone asks you address and you give them your mailing address even though you don't actually live there. You knew what they meant and if you really live under the overpass near 5th and main that is your "home" not the PO Box you and 20 hobos share.
@@KenOverLonewell no batman genuinely is scared of fighting her the most ahead is almost on the level of strength of superman, has no obvious weakness and is a actualy skilled fighter who isn't afraid to kill
Hey buddy, 👋 I'm 62 and I have been in love with Batman since I was in the 5th grade so no matter the time, Batman is always BAD ASS ❤ May God bless your journey 🙏 much love from Jacksonville Florida ❤
Batman has one rule, don't kill, nowhere in that rule does it say anything about maiming, crippling, torturing, or even not imprisoning someone until they die of old age.
@@Mayonaiese The goons don't. His adversaries? Most of the time they know, especially if it's not Year One Batman but experienced Batman. That's why Joker messes with him a lot. He always tries to make Batman break his no killing rule.
I don’t think he would threaten a kid but I’m full game for it, I always thought more of like threatening his pride and time with his daughter by spilling his secrets
"Gee willikers Batman, if only we knew someone that had a plot device that compelled villains to spill the information.. like some sorta rope that forced bad guys to tell the truth.. like a sort of Lasso of Truth.. if only"
"Tell me the truth Floyd or you daughter got batgirl threatment. Yeh ik you spy on us that time floyd. You know what good for her now make the decision"
@@leandroteles7857It could just be a basic rope or some plot thing but if you pause it when the camera pans up on Wonder Woman, you can see the lasso on her hip. But like I said maybe that was just a fill in
Bro Batman is the type of guy to straight up put your head up under the wheel of his Batmobile and than damn near crush your head with it just to get you to admit that you threw a soda can on the floor
Batman arkham knight (2015) Batman was chasing a vehicle that he thought the arkham knight (villanous red hood out to kill batman) was in but it turns iut the arkham knight was faking. When attempting to interrogate the driver, of course he was nervous, but he openly insulted batman, barbara, and didnt budge. So batman took the bat-tank (tank-mobile) and but the wheel up to his head and kept revving until he talked.
"How does Batman do it?" Let's see, he doesn't have powers, so he doesn't have to hold back. That makes him far more intimidating than a man who does have powers but holds back against villains who do have powers and strengths that can kill anyone who crosses him
Nah, it's the fact that batman is willing to use extreme torture methods to get answers. Sometimes, even break bones. Killing is the only thing he won't do
@@brandonberrios9014can’t do the crime again as a vegetable, but can’t live the rest of ur life out in a grave either. So I think Batman is pretty justified in what he’s doing
Batman has mastered every from of martial arts on the planet is the greatest detective ever is a genius is super rich and is built like a brick shit house
Yeah because once bad folks find, where you draw on the line they have the advantage. Sups is too well known as a pseudo, merciful God. While Bats is well known to be a very “Old Testament” pseudo God.
When Superman says "I won't kill," that is a promise of integrity and justice. When Batman says "I won't kill," that is a threat to anyone that pisses him off.
Depends on the interpretation. The only consistent thing is that you cant lie. In some like the DCEU it forces you to talk and in the mainline comments when you answer you follow the letter of what was asked and not the spirt. So if someone asks for your name you can say batman(actually happened in the comics) even if they meant your secret identity
She didn't even know about the Lasso's truth compulsion until JLU. This is because, in this continuity, she stole her magic armor & Lasso without learning how to use its full capabilities (which were locked).
Batman is the best written super hero. The best thing about him is that there is nothing super revolving around him and yet he strikes fear into every one which is pretty relatable to us
"Swear to me" is such a good line
I want a scene where some other hero or literally anybody pulls that crap and it works.
Gordon: Swear on Batman don't know anything or I'll turn on this signal. He gets grumpy when people use his name in vain.
Thug: Well it started in 1998 when my father went out for cigarettes and never came back. . . .
Bad Ass
Makes me think of the line "if God wanted you to live, he'd make me stop."
Forgot where I heard it, but it fr has the same vibes.
@@dummy1o2u Totally stealing this.
@@dummy1o2ughengis khan I believe
Batman to deadshot
"Youre a family man, and i enjoy my family of orphans"
How does this have 0 comments??
"Nice genetics could I borrow"
That’s cold hahaha
This is epic 😎
"I can use a new Robin"
My favorite batman interrogation scene is where he’s just being the nice cop and the person he’s interrogating sh*ts himself
You want coffee, mmmmmm
That was also deadshot, he was terrified, not of the Superman playing bad cop… no the Batman being the good cop, deadshot is from Gotham, he knows how Batman operates so him being nice… can you blame him for being terrified?
@@NAcHO-wx5vgahhh hell naw I would also be scared shit less if that happened
@@NAcHO-wx5vg Because everyone knows Supes is a baka.
My favorite is when he goes into the future and meets his older self along with Terry. When he was interrogating a crook, his older self said " I can't believe how soft I use to be"
Kevin Conroy himself confirmed that batman said "I know where you live, floyd"
thanks!
He cant confirm shit if he doesn't even know it
@@cyclejasonHe was the voice actor for Batman in the show and said the line. I think that's confirmation.
@@cyclejasonhes...the voice actor...
@@cyclejason BRUH HES THE VOICE ACTOR, im certain the script had batman actually say that, or he was told that was what batman said
Superman is why innocent people feel safe. Batman is why criminals are afraid.
Superman will protect innocents and so will the others but batman has a lot looser moral code when inoocents are involved
They both leave massive amounts of collateral damage -- including "innocents" ---
@@Underboy-jh6nr I love batman, but the dude is a menace fr.
Like he was willing to beat a crook in front of his own family just to get Intel.
If it wasn't for nightwing, who knows what might have happend.
@@thomasbullinsThey always try to evacuate people
Your daughter will be a mother if you dont spill up
Batman whispered "DIDDY"
He clearly whispered “booty warrior”
Nah, he said youre a poopy man
😂😂😂😂GOAT COMMENT!
@@Tetra392I would have told Batman anything he wanted if he whispered that in my ear
This aged pretty well.
"I swear to god!"
"Swear to ME."
Perfect badass batman line.
*God
@juilianbautista4067 I didn't capitalize batman either. It's not that important to capitalize a single letter in the name of a deity that's from a two thousand year old religion on the internet.
“Ok! I swear to Satan!”
@@MsMacintosh It's not even the deity's name, it's a title that has been misattributed as the name.
Edgy @@ModTheBot
" I know your browser History "
Dead Shot : Ok I talk
"Your daughter would make an amazing Batgirl"
DeadShot up to no good
U beat me to it by a month
hehe boy am the 1k like
@@IHadANameOnceayoooo💀
Deadshot: but then again... if you make it worth my while 😏
Batman: I'll take it from here 💀
the dirtiest part of your mind: 🚨🚨🚨
"I don't know how batman does it" He isn't above beating a prisoner 😂
These bat hater😂
@@Sadbuuhuh?
Guy almost crushed a guy’s head with the Batmobile in Arkham Knight. He embodies “fuck around and find out” like no one else in the justice league.
to be fair,superman kindof has to hold himself back...big difference between batman slugging somone and superman doing it
@@dakotastein9499 I'm sure he could punch like a human if he wanted to. But this kind of Superman doesn't want to, so he is above beating prisoners lol.
"Your daughter would make a perfect robin"
Damn, i wanted to make the exact Same joke
@@nobody...860hehe to slow
@@lost_clashi9664 😭
@@nobody...860firsy time😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Swear to me"
Bale: He said it!
“I swear to god”
“Swear to ME!”
The Dark Knight Rises reference in that film
@@B-SybrZaku-ThendHaloAirsoftingthat was Batman Begins.
😂😂😂💯
The way the guy immediately goes “I swear to you” is like him going “please don’t break my bank account with the hospital bill” 😂
Batman: "Swear to me!"
Crook: 🤬
Batman: *_"Smart ass."_* 🤜💥🤛💥👊💥✊💥
"I have pink kryptonite in my pocket. And superman really REALLY likes guys in red and silver"
Oh naw...
We don't talk about Pink Kryptonite *ahem ahem*
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT
☠️
Kryptonian grip...
Criminal: I swear to god, man!
Batman: SWEAR TO ME!!!
He’s less benevolent than most gods *and far more fair*
Yeah I’d sooner break a swear to Osiris than Batman
Not wonder women standing there with the lasso of truth
The lasso of truth is kind of random in how it works. The only consistent thing is that you cannot lie. IT doesn't always mean you can't just Plea the 5th so to speak.
Heck it doesn't even mean you can't interpret the question how you choose. When Bats, Supes and Wonder Woman agree to share their real names Batman answers "Batman" as his real name. This is meant to reveal how sick he is mentally. HOWEVER this is like if someone asks you address and you give them your mailing address even though you don't actually live there. You knew what they meant and if you really live under the overpass near 5th and main that is your "home" not the PO Box you and 20 hobos share.
@@doct1400 So TLDR: Wonder Woman sucks
@@KenOverLonewell no batman genuinely is scared of fighting her the most ahead is almost on the level of strength of superman, has no obvious weakness and is a actualy skilled fighter who isn't afraid to kill
@@KenOverLone She doesn't suck, her powers are very random.
WW's Lasso of Truth vs Batman's Tongue of I know who you and your family are.
The Author confirmed that batman told deadshot; "I know where you live, Floyd."
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGG!!!!!!!
Da fuacq got waaaaaay more likes then I expected thanks yall😊
then why would superman say "you don't wanna know"? It would make sense if batman said something disturbing, not jsut a basic threat
@@different_stuffits not a basic threat
Floyd has a daughter, if batman knows his identity, he certainly knows his daughter
@@mateuskimoto4152 batman would do nothing to her, he's a good guy, floyd knows that
@@different_stuffA good guy who has no problem getting his hands dirty, Floyd knows that too....
This is why I loved Batman as a kid. Still do now I’m 16. I’ve officially loved Batman for 10 years. It’s insane how time flies by so fast!!
Hey buddy, 👋 I'm 62 and I have been in love with Batman since I was in the 5th grade so no matter the time, Batman is always BAD ASS ❤ May God bless your journey 🙏 much love from Jacksonville Florida ❤
@@ceciljohnson4413 wait how did you know that I lived in Jacksonville?!
I'm 26 and having been watching/reading batman since I can remember. Batman is the GOAT, the best superhero ever written.
I'm 33. Still love Batman.
@@animated_mucklesbecause I’m right behind you
Batman has one rule, don't kill, nowhere in that rule does it say anything about maiming, crippling, torturing, or even not imprisoning someone until they die of old age.
Also the criminals don’t fucking know that rule
@@Mayonaiese The goons don't. His adversaries? Most of the time they know, especially if it's not Year One Batman but experienced Batman. That's why Joker messes with him a lot. He always tries to make Batman break his no killing rule.
Brain Damage/Concussions are on the list as well 😂😂😂
Did he do that last one?
@@fateunknown9 Probably not in cannon, but he did in the Batman: Arkham Knight game.
“If you don’t speak I will put you in another bad suicide squad movie” 💀
Or Game 💀
"Relax man. I just got over that stupid line. Let's make a deal. Replace me with dubois and I will tell everything"
Sucker for pain made up for that
But there hasn’t BEEN a bad Suicide Squad movie? 😅
@@christopherfleetwood5252 I mean, there hasn’t been a good one either.
She has an f'ing lasso of truth on her hip and they let Batman do the interrogation.
*"I've seen your browser history"*
😂
Deadshot's would have a lot of Wonder Woman rule34 searches I'd assume.
@@garykoeppejr6719 💀
@@garykoeppejr6719the fact that this isn't even wrong
@@mouslimjaber-ze7sghow do you know
I'm 90% sure Batman threatened his daughter
I don’t think he would threaten a kid but I’m full game for it, I always thought more of like threatening his pride and time with his daughter by spilling his secrets
He dosen't care about her (At least on HQ)
@@Redfox-lt2rn every single f****** Robin
@@Redfox-lt2rn "your daughter would make a great Robin" is just perfect
@@BrunoSantos-vu9wh well his daughter is actually the only thing he truly cares about
Batman makes them FEAR him
"Gee willikers Batman, if only we knew someone that had a plot device that compelled villains to spill the information.. like some sorta rope that forced bad guys to tell the truth.. like a sort of Lasso of Truth.. if only"
💯 DC
That power wasn't unlocked yet for wonder woman until justice league unlimited
Batman's approach is way more fun.
💀💀💀
Too bad she didn't have it at the time. Stupid common comment.
Remember the one where superman plays bad cop and batman plays good cop? The criminals were more scared of batman being nice than superman being mean
If I rember correctly deadshot was the one they were interrogating. And needless to say he was scared for life. 😅
Chocolate?
Shoot, if Batman was smiling at me in an interrogation room, I’d be telling him all my secrets and sins!
Nice Batman is scarier than a mean Superman
Coffee 😂
Batman gets personal and physical, and criminals know not to mess with him
“I know where she lives, Deadshot.”
(0)_(0) 10k
"Tell me the truth Floyd or you daughter got batgirl threatment. Yeh ik you spy on us that time floyd. You know what good for her now make the decision"
@@mbah8724
What
@@feddy3344 ua-cam.com/video/OEVuIzYIF_A/v-deo.htmlsi=oDKIi3E2PXOSMH8V
i thought the dude says "deathstroke" lol
@@mbah8724"I'm gonna do it batman, IM GONNA DO IT!"
Batman: "No joker! not the Pokemon!!!"
@@belugaYTIM GONNA DO IT BATMAN! THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN!
They wear costumes to protect what they love. Batman is a detective. He just says the name.
Best comment yet. He literally just says Deadshots name, which is immensely valuable to him in keeping his identity a secret.
@@JonCollinsMedianot his name, his daughter's name.
@@kinyutakahe probably said both, initially saying Deadshot’s name then switching to his daughter’s name.
so youre saying that batman's threats are doxing
"I'll make your daughter my next Robin. "
"OK I'll talk."
Wonder Woman did you forget about your Lasso of Truth? You could have gotten the answers from both chopper head and Deadshot easily with it.
Not sure about Copperhead, but for the Deadshot scene, I remember seeing somewhere that Diana still didn't have her lasso at that time.
Superman and Wonder Women tend to forget their abilities to get people to tell the truth.
@@leandroteles7857It could just be a basic rope or some plot thing but if you pause it when the camera pans up on Wonder Woman, you can see the lasso on her hip. But like I said maybe that was just a fill in
@@ABanana0213iirc her rope was plastic man in disguise in this scene lol
@@RubyRedAllOver Makes sense. thank you
"Swear to me" as he gives him nocturnal back shots is crazy
Batman doesn't kill but hell force those answers out of you somehow.....
“Nocturnal back shots” is crazier lmao
Uhh
@@KpC169🤓
Isn't that a throwback to Batman Begins?
Bro made him call him daddy.😭😭🙏🙏💀💀
How I think what Batman said to deadshot was “your daughter is gonna be a great Robbin “
She didn't exist in the comics at the time, what he said acording to Kevin Conroy was "I know where she lives, Floyd..."
Bro Batman is the type of guy to straight up put your head up under the wheel of his Batmobile and than damn near crush your head with it just to get you to admit that you threw a soda can on the floor
I mean he technically did something similar in Arkham Knight so I fully agree with you
It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say..
I like that he would only ever get that violent if it were a petty crime.
Batman arkham knight (2015) Batman was chasing a vehicle that he thought the arkham knight (villanous red hood out to kill batman) was in but it turns iut the arkham knight was faking. When attempting to interrogate the driver, of course he was nervous, but he openly insulted batman, barbara, and didnt budge. So batman took the bat-tank (tank-mobile) and but the wheel up to his head and kept revving until he talked.
@@Shadow-is3re Ik that’s why I said it 💀 Shit had me bout sick to my stomach watching it
Batman: i will like a Robin dont you have a daughter
"I know where she lives, Floyd..."
Oohhh shit
DAYUM
"Ive seen your search history, Deadshot"
Floyd,i know your search history.
Nah that would only work on Deathstroke.
Deadshot: "You can't scare me, Batman."
Batman: "I hear you like em' young, Floyd."
"OK, OK, I'LL TALK!"
“Make it worth my while” is insane
"You can't scare me, Batman!!!"
the moment he fu*ked up
(Ok, likes?)
Says to him his addres social security number the names of all his living relatives,"would be a shame if....something happened to them right?"
“Hey Floyd, I heard you like em young”
The one word Batman said to Deadshot "DIDDY"
"If you don't talk I'm going to make you eat taco bell and then lock you out of every toilet in Gotham"
That is more than a war crime it's something that would scare God and Satan
Batman whispers I’m a WARRIOR
“You can’t scare me Batman. Let me give you one word of advice. I know where she is. Floyd”
Batman-You dont have insurance
“ I got your internet search history”
"How does Batman do it?" Let's see, he doesn't have powers, so he doesn't have to hold back. That makes him far more intimidating than a man who does have powers but holds back against villains who do have powers and strengths that can kill anyone who crosses him
Nah, it's the fact that batman is willing to use extreme torture methods to get answers. Sometimes, even break bones.
Killing is the only thing he won't do
You are against killing but you are okay with brain trauma
@@brandonberrios9014can’t do the crime again as a vegetable, but can’t live the rest of ur life out in a grave either. So I think Batman is pretty justified in what he’s doing
@@Centermass007 exactly that’s the point.
Batman has mastered every from of martial arts on the planet is the greatest detective ever is a genius is super rich and is built like a brick shit house
Batman: "I've got Wonder Woman's nudes"
Deadshot: Okay I'll tell!
💀
Even i would fall for that
"one word of advice"
28 INCOGNITO TABS!!
Bro was like ill make your daughter the new robin floyd
"I know where she lives, Floyd..."
Batman is the guy god sends when things need to be taken care of.
Apparently the line he said was something along the lines of “I know where you sleep, Lawton.”
"I'll expose ur history if you don't talk"
"YOU, I swear to you" bro was sh!ting brick 😂😂😂
“Your daughter would make a great Robin”
This is one of the ways Superman's stellar reputation works againt him
Yeah because once bad folks find, where you draw on the line they have the advantage.
Sups is too well known as a pseudo, merciful God. While Bats is well known to be a very “Old Testament” pseudo God.
"I know where you live, Floyd"
Batman to Deadshot: If you don't confess you're gay!
When Superman says "I won't kill," that is a promise of integrity and justice. When Batman says "I won't kill," that is a threat to anyone that pisses him off.
"gee i wounder why a hired gun would try to shoot someone" that is the most Cad Bane thing I have ver herd not said by cad bane
Superman: how does batman do ir?
Me: well he is willing to break a couple bones in a villain to get answers.
*_"When you fall into darkness you get to know some tricks"_*
wonder woman with the lasso of truth:
She let the mortal have his moment, the little fella needed the confidence boost
She didn't have the lasso yet at this point of the show
@@gumbalism3212 bruh it's on her waist
@@rachidmesbahi1579 Yes a lasso, but not the lasso of truth
@@gumbalism3212 💀💀💀
“What did he say?”
“He said he has the P.Diddy tapes”😂😂😂
Gee if only someone there had a lasso that forces people to tell the truth
Not like pleading the fifth is a lie…
but Lassoman isn’t in this clip
Depends on the interpretation. The only consistent thing is that you cant lie. In some like the DCEU it forces you to talk and in the mainline comments when you answer you follow the letter of what was asked and not the spirt. So if someone asks for your name you can say batman(actually happened in the comics) even if they meant your secret identity
She didn't even know about the Lasso's truth compulsion until JLU. This is because, in this continuity, she stole her magic armor & Lasso without learning how to use its full capabilities (which were locked).
"if you make it worth my while" ayyyoooo
"I swear to you" bro called Batman Daddy in 17 different languages
“Your daughter would make a good oracle, only downside is she will stay sit all the time”
Because Batman will go the extra mile to get what he wants. Clark has his own "Restrictions"
“Swear to me” will never not be cold
“What you gonna do boy scout give me a wedgie”
Geez even Dc knew the pathetic image of Superman even back then.
“I have your Wi-Fi, Search, and current and deleted history now think about lying to me”
Pretty sure he said "If you don't tell us you're gay"...
"Batman doesnt have nightmares he is The Nightmare"
Batman to deadshot "If you don't talk, I'll make you do another live action suicide squad movie"
I'm pretty sure Batman just said "talk" to Deadshot.
I swear to Batman I didn’t steal out the cookie jar
“I have Vaseline in my utility belt”- Batman
"If you make it worth my while" ayo deadshot? 🤨
My dirty ass thought Batman was threatening people with suprise buttsecks.
"Tell the truth or i'll make you listen to the Mask by Dream"
I have to say, there’s only one thing that makes Batman as scary as he is, he doesn’t kill, but that doesn’t mean he’s against hurting people
“Swear to me!” Batman was so gangster for that😭
Nah Batman really said “I’m above god, swear to something better”
Why is Deadshot so funny tho?? 😂😂😂
Only THE BATMAN can make men spill guts
And most of the time you only need a simple word
Batman: "If you don't talk i'm going to have prep time."
Batman: i'l make you watch the snyderverse and play ssktjl
Deadshot: ok ok I'll tell you
Legend says Batman said the IP address of where deadshot's daughter was
Batman is the best written super hero. The best thing about him is that there is nothing super revolving around him and yet he strikes fear into every one which is pretty relatable to us
“Swear to me” a classic Arkham line
“Pink Kryptonite, with you and Superman in the same room.” - Batman (probably)
" p-please I swear to God- "
" *SWEAR TO MEEE* "
bro was like, "already fought the guy, hes an asshole"
"You can't scare me Batman" greatest famous last words
“I swear to god”
“I am your fucking god!” - Bat man the most gangster of the justice league
"Swear to me" is a raw ass fucking line
That’s why there dynamic works so well
“Swear to me.” Damn. Damn.