@@riku3716 "If you cannot win a fair fight, at all costs avoid getting into a fair fight." -ACTUAL QUOTE (though probably not exact) from the Art of War
Fair and honour are for when you have all the advantages. A foe outnumbered and outgunned is fully justified in using what ever means to even the scales. Also invaders don't get to complain when things don't go their way.
@@randolphphillips3104 to be fair, you have seen some of the people on the internet right? I am pretty sure some of them ARE non-sentient by the way they act and talk
@@randolphphillips3104 not everyone here is native English speaker or American for that matter and might not get the reference that this sentence is used or even makes sense it like saying "your master's reproductive organ" Or "get in close proximity and observe the how things happen" These are things that are said in Arabic which might not been understood even by someone that speaks Arabic but is not aquainted with Levantine dialect and culture.
Humans: did you ever herad of orbital drop construction Aliens: orbital what now? Humans * Drops fully constructet settlement from Orbit and makes it move in ready and fortified in 48 hours* Aliens :... What the fuck how did you... You werent even there a Moment ago?
Which, when you think about it, kinda makes it as though the aliens attacked the space equivalent of a mobile home park. Which was the point where "they done fucked up".
You do not fight with honor. You fight with any means available to make your attacker unwilling or unable to continue being a threat. Preferably, with enough force to make them unwilling or unable to be a later threat, too. If these rules are OK with you, COME GET SOME!
In the case of a caste based society it would make sense for a battle challenge (batchal) where the warriors fight and leave both the working castes and infrastructure unharmed. For us with the ability to choose our lifestyle to a large extent we're all gonna throw down, scorched earth style if need be.
Realistically a threat is percieved and everyone in the unit reacts and puts a round or two into it, it would have all happened within a second or two.
If it took 6 rounds, they probably used a .22... or the whole team swiveled and popped off a shot... What a waste of ammo. If you're going to raid an alien planet, use a shotgun, and knock them on their ass, or remove a chunk from their body and throw it on the ground.
I'm suprised they landed in Kansas cause we all know they didn't land in Florida, Texas or the north east cause if they did it would be either "don't tred appon me" , "incoherent meth laced screams" , "wrong neighborhood"
He stated he had made transit to obtain my designation, and apply his mobility appendage to an exhaust orifice. Oh something about no longer having mastication gel?
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo "“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.” ― Javik , Mass Effect 3
My one quibble is that the phrase would have been improved by saying, "Approach to receive an unspecified quantity of an unknown substance". But then again, I didn't write the rest of the funny story.
@@swapertxking And a father whose child and wife have just been murdered (or a younger and older child, not sure) has one thing on his mind before survival, REVENGE! Revenge as severe as possible!
@@dragonc305 I always like the approach that the geneva convention extends to non-signatories, UNLESS these non-signatories prove themselves as unbidden by it's rules. At which point the gloves come off.
"You wanna a piece of me?" Or "come get some"....honorable? unhonorable, I'm the guy with the gun. H.p. lovecraft understood a gun makes a man something monsters have to worry about
Sounded kind of like a bull and a bear encounter. Of course, it could have also been discoveries of the kinds of things Human farm kids make friends of, out in the woods behind the farm.. the kinds of things that wax most wroth when they find their Human friend dead from battle, and a clear scent trail. The uncertainty makes it better.
And then the human said "Mate indiscriminately and receive knowledge." before using a handheld sprayer typically reserved for a dihydrogen monoxide mix to coat an entire sub-unit in some form of high energy thermal reactive liquid.
@@Chokah 50/50 on that one they're aliens we don't know how they think but we can assume at the least of the least they are logical that they have some sort of pattern recognition developed from centuries upon centuries upon centuries on centuries and one centuries of figuring s*** out while we humans have it naturally built into our brains they're probably see a little light coming from one ship going to another and they go what do they do scan a ship or something and then they would research that and they go oh cool they're using the light as a messenger carrying signal thingy.
This is another mistake of the xenos, based on the caste system error, not a true description if our communication. Nothing to do with actual communication but the mistake that we must have called the military.
Not true (quite yet), but honor begets honor. Attacking farmers because you see them as inferiors is a cry of dishonor and deserves no respect. Honor is in the motives and goals. Defend yourself, friends, and family is honorable. But in the actual combat, you do what it takes to enact such defense. Stepping back to give your attacker a turn is not honor, it is stupid tactics
And shouldn't there be some sort of preservation act where a certain level of technology people should be avoided if they haven't created a citadel yet we're a bunch of races could interact and mingle and sell their wares that is the stage that you dont say they're still under the preservation act.
No military in the world, or universe for that matter, believe in a "fair fight". Everyone is looking for the most unfair advantage possible, and the best ones are those that end the fighting before it even started
Neither of them would typically attack like that. A bull might. But then crushed would also be with blunt force trauma and gored. Maybe if they are fragile and the bull had no horns. Or Fuck it someone had an elephant. On a planet with lots of native vegetation it might make sense to bring in elephants as heavy equipment that don't require conventional fuel. But then elephants can't really just disappear, stealth not being their strong point.
@@Snipergoat1 details are already escaping me but it sounded like the area that they had people crushed/trampled was next to forest or very tall vegetation. It's more likely that they have Asian elephants then Africans, which are more used to being in forests and know how to disappear in them.
moose or deer, maybe even bear or cougar, buggers can be sneaky when they need to be and are damn tough too but I doubt a sub-team has enough fire power to drop an elephant when it takes 6 shots to drop a child
Yes, so? This was part of the humorous underestimation made by the other side, not a true description. (And, in some existing societies they absolutely do have caste systems, just not based on biological driven job choices )
Alien: Now the humans have been giving a different, unusual challenge. What now? Now they are telling us to "copulate in multiple areas and then make an indeterminate discovery." What does that even mean? I do not know, but I do not know that I want to learn.
They killed kiddos... The Farmer will propably hunt the last survivor down, and kill him no matter what. And if not, he will tell the marines to take revenge on his behalf. And even if that is not the case. Just the fact, that they attacked civilians will get the marines into the right mood to fck them up. So, well played Xenos, you will turn into medals for human marines.
These guys killed two human CHILDREN! Which broke a cardinal rule of the humans. The team which did so was then taken out by the mother or father. You can almost pity these idiots when the actual military gets there. Almost.
Alien: "You fight without honor! In a fair fight I would have killed you!"
Human: "That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it?"
If you are fighting a fair fight you have already messed up somewhere.
@@riku3716 "If you cannot win a fair fight, at all costs avoid getting into a fair fight." -ACTUAL QUOTE (though probably not exact) from the Art of War
Fair and honour are for when you have all the advantages. A foe outnumbered and outgunned is fully justified in using what ever means to even the scales. Also invaders don't get to complain when things don't go their way.
Fair fights are for suckers.
@AR-ob2jo yep,... I was going say this myself
Transcript from one of the farmers: *"COME GET SOME, YOU SON'S OF BITCHES!!!"*
*Falcon532*
That was uncalled for. I don't much like mutts, but insulting our oldest friends like that ...
Quite right
Thanks Captain. Good thing you were hear to point out the f***ing obvious, or us poor non-sentient beings might have missed the joke.
@@randolphphillips3104 to be fair, you have seen some of the people on the internet right? I am pretty sure some of them ARE non-sentient by the way they act and talk
@@randolphphillips3104 not everyone here is native English speaker or American for that matter and might not get the reference that this sentence is used or even makes sense it like saying "your master's reproductive organ"
Or "get in close proximity and observe the how things happen"
These are things that are said in Arabic which might not been understood even by someone that speaks Arabic but is not aquainted with Levantine dialect and culture.
it's somehow always so funny seeing bunch of aliens getting owned by farmers...
'Keep Your Rifle By Your Side' INTENSIFIES
Never underestimate Farmers.
Life on any farm is fight for survival. Murphy is an optimist compared to Your typical Farmers 😌😂
We are Farmers bumpity Dum Dee Dum Dum Dum.
@@TarsonTalon they'll look high, and they'll look low
Vietnam war be like
"They were found flattened"
My brain logically: Probably a Bull, Bear, or Tractor.
My brain normally: "ROAD ROLLER DA!!!"
Tank
cow
YesYesYesYesYesYesYes!
ORAORAORAORAORAORA
@@donovankeeney3835 moo....
Humans: did you ever herad of orbital drop construction
Aliens: orbital what now?
Humans * Drops fully constructet settlement from Orbit and makes it move in ready and fortified in 48 hours*
Aliens :... What the fuck how did you...
You werent even there a Moment ago?
Which, when you think about it, kinda makes it as though the aliens attacked the space equivalent of a mobile home park. Which was the point where "they done fucked up".
that's Creed level of tactical genius
*summons stealthy scouting Imperator titan*
"Come obtain a unspecified quantity!"
Best battle line ever!
*Of violence, I believe would offer the most literal completion of the phrase to offer an explanation of the idiomatic intent.
@@SpitfiretheCat16 come get some
@@iasked347 - i was cracking my brain to figure that one out.
@@iasked347 Yeah, 'Come get some, you sonofabitch!'
BRRRT!
@@iasked347 yes, I was just trying to translate for the aliens
You do not fight with honor. You fight with any means available to make your attacker unwilling or unable to continue being a threat. Preferably, with enough force to make them unwilling or unable to be a later threat, too.
If these rules are OK with you, COME GET SOME!
Sports have honor. Wars have the Geneva convention. Attack the farm and you'll get neither
In the case of a caste based society it would make sense for a battle challenge (batchal) where the warriors fight and leave both the working castes and infrastructure unharmed. For us with the ability to choose our lifestyle to a large extent we're all gonna throw down, scorched earth style if need be.
@@ThePheonixSoldier to me honor means we will harm no others with our dispute
oh no, that Scout team killed a farmer's wife and kid
6 shots for a child and 8 for an adult female, damn xeno weaponry is pathetic
Shots fired, not shots landed.
My assumption is most of the shots missed.
Realistically a threat is percieved and everyone in the unit reacts and puts a round or two into it, it would have all happened within a second or two.
If it took 6 rounds, they probably used a .22... or the whole team swiveled and popped off a shot... What a waste of ammo.
If you're going to raid an alien planet, use a shotgun, and knock them on their ass, or remove a chunk from their body and throw it on the ground.
Sounds more like inaccuracy to me... The xenos are using muskets again aren't they?
@@233Deadman probably stormtrooper helmets
They aren't going to like when the Human military comes and takes an unspecified quantity, instead of offering them an unspecified quantity.
They copulated in different locations so they're going to learn
I'm suprised they landed in Kansas cause we all know they didn't land in Florida, Texas or the north east cause if they did it would be either "don't tred appon me" , "incoherent meth laced screams" , "wrong neighborhood"
@@tuckerodonnell9269 I don't think this is earth the story is based on
He stated he had made transit to obtain my designation, and apply his mobility appendage to an exhaust orifice. Oh something about no longer having mastication gel?
I believe it is called a "Proportional response."
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
"“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
― Javik , Mass Effect 3
My one quibble is that the phrase would have been improved by saying, "Approach to receive an unspecified quantity of an unknown substance". But then again, I didn't write the rest of the funny story.
the unknown substance would have made itself readily apparent as hot copper jacketed lead projectiles
Come get some
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Honor is a nobleman’s concept, a soldier knows only one concept, survival.
@@swapertxking And a father whose child and wife have just been murdered (or a younger and older child, not sure) has one thing on his mind before survival, REVENGE! Revenge as severe as possible!
Consider it stolen.
Who do I get the feeling that the scout units may have killed a kid and their mother or sibling, given how that guy reacted to seeing their bodies?
Because they did. One of the tropes in hfy is that xenos view the young as replaceable and as targets in combat.
Xeno war crimes
@@narutohuntmendemon6354 that only allows us to do even worse war crimes
Remember ain't a war crime if isn't against a human
@@dragonc305 No human rights if it's xenos.
@@dragonc305 I always like the approach that the geneva convention extends to non-signatories, UNLESS these non-signatories prove themselves as unbidden by it's rules. At which point the gloves come off.
Several points where you call Sub-Units sub-light units, but somehow that makes it more humorous.
Units too small to even be considered "light" in a army?
There is a US marine quote that goes, “If you’re in a fair fight your tactics suck.”
"You wanna a piece of me?" Or "come get some"....honorable? unhonorable, I'm the guy with the gun. H.p. lovecraft understood a gun makes a man something monsters have to worry about
They killed the farmer's younger and older kids, no wonder they got owned.
a father's rage is a truly terrifying thing, doubly so if it's because you "hurt" his kids, because then he adds his grief to his rage
Love the way he scientifically explained "Come and get some!!"
Sounded kind of like a bull and a bear encounter. Of course, it could have also been discoveries of the kinds of things Human farm kids make friends of, out in the woods behind the farm.. the kinds of things that wax most wroth when they find their Human friend dead from battle, and a clear scent trail. The uncertainty makes it better.
was thinking buffalo myself
I was thinking construction equipment and the drag marks were broken tracks or flat tires.
@@randolphphillips3104 construction equipment doesn’t bleed and they have shown to know what farm equipment is
Depending on the size it could have been a pig
This is the 2nd story for this conflict, the first details the wildlife encounter, feral hogs.
The aliens also discovered that humans consume powerful elixirs brewed from potatoes fermented fruits and grains called alcohol
They would describe it as drinking actual rocket fuel
ALIENS CAN NOT METABOLIZE ALCOHOL ONCE DRUNK, WILL REMAIN DRUNK WITHOUT BLOOD REPLACEMENT OR CLEANING
Humans don't need to fight with honor - they fight to WIN!
And then the human said "Mate indiscriminately and receive knowledge." before using a handheld sprayer typically reserved for a dihydrogen monoxide mix to coat an entire sub-unit in some form of high energy thermal reactive liquid.
"fuck around and learn"?
I laugh every time I hear that line
"Come And Get An Unspecified Quantity !"
Am I the only one who loves listening to these while playing Stellaris?
I'm using that line now!
I have a funny feeling that the "Come obtain a unspecified quantity" is the polite way of saying "Come and get some!"
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BACHTALL(nikoli malphs of the jade falcon clan)
That guy from Jade Falcon was always coo coo for Cocoa Puffs
Yeah communications is called word of mouth and on top of that we have something called schedules.
Would they detect a tight com laser?
@@Chokah 50/50 on that one they're aliens we don't know how they think but we can assume at the least of the least they are logical that they have some sort of pattern recognition developed from centuries upon centuries upon centuries on centuries and one centuries of figuring s*** out while we humans have it naturally built into our brains they're probably see a little light coming from one ship going to another and they go what do they do scan a ship or something and then they would research that and they go oh cool they're using the light as a messenger carrying signal thingy.
This is another mistake of the xenos, based on the caste system error, not a true description if our communication. Nothing to do with actual communication but the mistake that we must have called the military.
The fishies want to fight.
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BATCHALL!!!!!!!
Lol "approach and receive"
That should have been titled "Get Some!"
As the song of Kill Bill said:
"Fight Without Honor or Humanity"
"detected no commutations"
So high tech they have no clue what radio is.
Thank you for the video. I'd have liked to get things from the humans' point of view.
For the algorithm and the narrator.
Humans fight to win
Victory is the only true honor
Ergo, humans are leagues more honorable.
"Come and get some you son of a *****!!!"
We live in a society where honor is a distance memory
Well, they did fail the Geneva Convention check...
Did you mean the Geneva suggestions?
@@TheMonkey747 I didn't see no xenos in Germany
Not true (quite yet), but honor begets honor. Attacking farmers because you see them as inferiors is a cry of dishonor and deserves no respect. Honor is in the motives and goals. Defend yourself, friends, and family is honorable. But in the actual combat, you do what it takes to enact such defense. Stepping back to give your attacker a turn is not honor, it is stupid tactics
They gunned down two kids in a barn. They fornicated in a radius and now they're going to discover.
And now we need a story where Farmers steal the Alien vehicles with tractors and have the highest ranking officer try to explain that one.
Honor is a matter of your culture, and even then, it dosen't mean everyone abides by it.
Nobody speaks of the honor of a Deadman.
9:39 come get it you son of a bit?
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Can we make the new Hoorah for Space Force be Groovie
And shouldn't there be some sort of preservation act where a certain level of technology people should be avoided if they haven't created a citadel yet we're a bunch of races could interact and mingle and sell their wares that is the stage that you dont say they're still under the preservation act.
No military in the world, or universe for that matter, believe in a "fair fight". Everyone is looking for the most unfair advantage possible, and the best ones are those that end the fighting before it even started
ROFLMAO
That was hilarious.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Copulate in different locations and you will learn
Come get some!
Did they bring elephants or is there a similar creature there?
I'm guessing a cow or horse.
Neither of them would typically attack like that. A bull might. But then crushed would also be with blunt force trauma and gored. Maybe if they are fragile and the bull had no horns. Or Fuck it someone had an elephant. On a planet with lots of native vegetation it might make sense to bring in elephants as heavy equipment that don't require conventional fuel. But then elephants can't really just disappear, stealth not being their strong point.
@@Snipergoat1 details are already escaping me but it sounded like the area that they had people crushed/trampled was next to forest or very tall vegetation. It's more likely that they have Asian elephants then Africans, which are more used to being in forests and know how to disappear in them.
moose or deer, maybe even bear or cougar, buggers can be sneaky when they need to be and are damn tough too
but I doubt a sub-team has enough fire power to drop an elephant when it takes 6 shots to drop a child
Probably a bull to be honest or some sort of large farm animal. Though to be honest what a bull would be doing in the woods baffles me.
Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.
Honor is for sports/tournaments. The rules we do have are just there to make sure we don’t wipe out our species.
6 shots? 8 shots? Lord have mercy these xenos are hopeless...
"come get some" - duke nukem
After some serious thinking ... The unpecified thingy...... Is. Just the say "come get some"
Translation confusion is why the 1st Amendment is an absolute must!!!
For the algorithm
We don't have casts we have jobs along with healthcare and appropriate payment limitations preventing someone from underpaying you.
Yes, so? This was part of the humorous underestimation made by the other side, not a true description. (And, in some existing societies they absolutely do have caste systems, just not based on biological driven job choices )
So “ come and get some “
Alien: Now the humans have been giving a different, unusual challenge.
What now?
Now they are telling us to "copulate in multiple areas and then make an indeterminate discovery."
What does that even mean?
I do not know, but I do not know that I want to learn.
YOU DARE IGNORE MY BACHALL
Come and get you some.
Algorithmic Bump
In fight club there are no rules.
Don’t come and get it!
Lol he means come get some
Lol thats an interesting way for come get some to be translated
Did he say Batchal?
Lucky for them Space AT&T didn't asked them to show up to an ambush
@@Alex-xt1rr did you pay your phone bill to the space wizards this month?
For the Algorithm11!
my guess is that they ran into a moose.
neat
They deared to refiuze ther BATCHAL
Who fights clanners on a levle field if they can help it?
@@sjmcc13 always remember Tukayyed.
They killed kiddos... The Farmer will propably hunt the last survivor down, and kill him no matter what. And if not, he will tell the marines to take revenge on his behalf.
And even if that is not the case. Just the fact, that they attacked civilians will get the marines into the right mood to fck them up. So, well played Xenos, you will turn into medals for human marines.
Come git some you sob!
These guys killed two human CHILDREN! Which broke a cardinal rule of the humans. The team which did so was then taken out by the mother or father. You can almost pity these idiots when the actual military gets there. Almost.
didn't change the reddit links yet
corrected , thank you for pointing it out
We are Farmers bumpity dum dum dum dum dum.
Like 552.
F.A.S.
I didn't get the unspecified quatity part but nice video
It's a mangled translation of "Come get some!" Or something like that.
My guess is the phrase was "Come get some!"
Come get some you son of a b*tch
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 exactly this, with the "male spawn of a canid" addition making it "Come and get some, you son of a bitch!"
I think they're yelling "GET SOME" or something similar, before express shipping hot lead to the Xeno combatant's cranial and thoracic cavities
Come get some!