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  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  4 роки тому +176

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    • @scotchblue4339
      @scotchblue4339 4 роки тому +3

      👋🏼

    • @mysticmoron5342
      @mysticmoron5342 4 роки тому +1

      Your awesome, I love your vids, I have made 4 of your drinks and they are amazing

    • @chriszaleski92
      @chriszaleski92 4 роки тому +4

      I think you missed the opportunity to use Dorrito Dust instead of red sugar

    • @vero2192
      @vero2192 4 роки тому +20

      Where is the link for the orange liqueur review? 12:10

    • @myths_and_Legend
      @myths_and_Legend 4 роки тому +1

      I'd say replace the globe with the radio.

  • @blufie-films
    @blufie-films 4 роки тому +2162

    Greg normally: "I've never made this before, but I think I can make it taste good."
    Greg making a Dewgarita: "God is dead."

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 4 роки тому +46

      AND WE KILLED HIM

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 3 роки тому +15

      Not even in a dramatic tone

    • @KareninaKahler
      @KareninaKahler 2 роки тому +5

      That part had me in tears I was laughing so hard

    • @Furry-ousNews
      @Furry-ousNews 2 роки тому +10

      Its right there in the recipe
      2parts tequila
      1part lime juice
      1 god; deceased

  • @geoffgreen2105
    @geoffgreen2105 4 роки тому +1020

    "She doesn't like it when the show gets too cynical."
    Is your wife familiar with the concept of your show?

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 4 роки тому +54

      "I drink to forget but I always remember" - Hall Monitor Helen.

    • @themattyg
      @themattyg 4 роки тому +21

      Sarcasm + drinks = How to Drink.

    • @Sue_D_Nymn
      @Sue_D_Nymn 4 роки тому +16

      @@themattyg Sarcasm ^Geek +Drinks = How To Drink

  • @BigCheddar248
    @BigCheddar248 4 роки тому +4260

    Red sugar? Not Doritos crumbs? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @ianhowick
      @ianhowick 4 роки тому +52

      how bout Tajin?

    • @PWN3DU01
      @PWN3DU01 4 роки тому +28

      That'd actually be sick.

    • @ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers
      @ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers 4 роки тому +129

      Where were you when you heard the news?
      I was home eating dorito when phone ring
      "dorito rim is kil"
      "no"

    • @ihateeverything3972
      @ihateeverything3972 4 роки тому +12

      @@ianhowick
      See that might actually be good, so no.

    • @jasonshepherd5750
      @jasonshepherd5750 4 роки тому +21

      How did they not do a cheddar bay biscuit crumb on the rim

  • @danmyers1080
    @danmyers1080 4 роки тому +757

    Some random bartender at a Red Lobster: oh Jesus he’s back

    • @zongzoogly4549
      @zongzoogly4549 4 роки тому +87

      His "source" was that bartender being like "please for the love of god if I tell you what's in it will you stop bugging me?"

    • @darthnecrosaberjacobrandal4247
      @darthnecrosaberjacobrandal4247 3 роки тому +9

      are you sure Jesus wasn't the bartender

    • @lasagnasux4934
      @lasagnasux4934 3 роки тому +14

      Hey Sam, that weirdo who really likes that crap we have to sell is back. Bet he drives a crown vic he bought at an auction in 2002.

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 роки тому +11

      desperately shoveling red sugar into a ziploc to get him to leave

  • @benjaminblaszczak8674
    @benjaminblaszczak8674 4 роки тому +54

    RECIPE:
    In the shaker:
    1oz Sour Mix
    0.5oz Cointreau or Triple Sec (or other orange liquor)
    0.25oz Midori
    1.25oz Tequila (officially 1800 Silver)
    Open pour into official Dew™ Garita™ glass rimmed with red sugar.
    Top up with roughly 2oz of Mtn Dew™.
    Mostly this is for my own reference but you are welcome. About to go try this out, pray for me.

  • @GentleRoost
    @GentleRoost 4 роки тому +1496

    Hi there, red lobster Bartender here, wanted to say this vid made my day. I think our store was one of the first to try selling this cocktail, don't quote me on that though. BUT HUZZAH YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE RECIPE OF THIS.......amalgamation of dew and rita. XD Quick few notes if anyone is curious. The sour mix we use is Pepsi brand, and i'm unsure if you can get it from commercial stores. Also, the ratio we use is actually 3/4 of an ounce of Midori, and only 1/4 of an ounce of Cointreau/Triple Sec.
    Love your vids man, can't wait to see what you make next. =D

    • @Kalysta
      @Kalysta 4 роки тому +96

      This is starting to read like "Red Lobster: Brought to you by Pepsi!"

    • @amicola1112
      @amicola1112 4 роки тому +41

      I too work at red lobster and it is... An experience to say the least

    • @williamkelly3603
      @williamkelly3603 4 роки тому +50

      Lol I'm also a Red Lobster bartender, I think the new sour mix from the soda gun is trash so anything else at all is probably an improvement. I thought this drink was going to be very popular but I feel like I make only a handful a week.

    • @wos1223
      @wos1223 4 роки тому +14

      I feel like amalgamation may be the wrong word... abomination seems more apropriate.

    • @Ashlleyy90
      @Ashlleyy90 4 роки тому +8

      Ooohhhh the midori makes so much sense now!

  • @Moheeheeko
    @Moheeheeko 4 роки тому +281

    im having Archer flashbacks
    "SOUR MIX?! IN A MARGARITA?! WHAT IS THIS RED LOBSTER?"

    • @canaan5337
      @canaan5337 4 роки тому +9

      I once ordered a Margarita at a terrable bar and they put sprite in it. I told the bartender you should have just told me you don't know how to make that and then offered me something you can get right like a can of Bud Light.

  • @Bobberation
    @Bobberation 4 роки тому +182

    "When you do this, it's important to get lime juice in the cuts on your thumbs that you permanently have, because you have a weird tick."
    I have never felt so called out in my life.

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 4 роки тому +266

    This sounds like something a snarky European bartender came up with as an insult to an American who asked for Coke with his scotch.

    • @OnyxXThePunch
      @OnyxXThePunch 4 роки тому +12

      I can see it

    • @stevenkramer3431
      @stevenkramer3431 4 роки тому +30

      Scotch and Coke is a Beatles cocktail, btw. Which doesn't necessarily mean that your theory isn't correct.

  • @StephanieManley
    @StephanieManley 4 роки тому +85

    I wondered how they did that. Thanks for sharing your recipe.

  • @RobsHomeBar
    @RobsHomeBar 4 роки тому +1010

    Alright, now we need a whole series: the Dewquari, the Dai Tai, the Dold Fashioned? ...Dewtini? ...alright I’ll see myself out

  • @Hosses
    @Hosses 4 роки тому +197

    23 year old Evan who was REALLY GOOD at Madden videogames would have been stoked about this drink. 38 year old Evan already has heartburn.
    And yes Greg Im a fan of the radio on set

    • @evanbradley6169
      @evanbradley6169 4 роки тому +7

      I'm 23 years old and I can confirm this.

    • @EvanJones-jz9np
      @EvanJones-jz9np 4 роки тому +3

      I got about 4 more years to brush up on my Madden skills, then

    • @sergiomccallum3476
      @sergiomccallum3476 4 роки тому

      Where else would the low volume music come from? Ahahaha.

    • @Wrencher_86
      @Wrencher_86 4 роки тому +1

      I worked at a gas station in high school and college. We got free fountain drinks. I'm quite certain I gave myself ulcers with Code Red.

  • @Groovebot3k
    @Groovebot3k 4 роки тому +407

    In the year 2020, watch an amateur mixologist lose his mind as he makes the novelty drink of an international chain seafood restaurant utilizing the carbonated soft drink of an international drink manufacturer on the largest video platform on the internet.
    He screams, for he anticipates the end of the world.

    • @trevorfilipiak1247
      @trevorfilipiak1247 2 роки тому +3

      God is dead

    • @JubioHDX
      @JubioHDX 2 роки тому +3

      well, he wasnt too far off with expecting the world to temporarily end

  • @Sentient_Napkin
    @Sentient_Napkin 4 роки тому +34

    I love how Greg is slowly unraveling under the weight of quarantine. Welcome to the abyss my friend.

  • @erinmar13
    @erinmar13 4 роки тому +33

    I've been mixing midori with mountain dew for years. It's delicious. Honestly, dew is the best mixer i've found for just about every alcohol.
    Live wire dew is my favorite, so i'm not surprised they used an orange liqueur.
    All in all, i had not heard of this before, but this sounds fantastic and i can't wait to get wasted on them.

    • @CocktailUnderground
      @CocktailUnderground 3 роки тому +8

      I recently made a watermelon jalapeno margarita with Major Melon and I loved it! I named it the Heathen Savage, because apparently that's what I am for liking it!

  • @schaddalton
    @schaddalton 4 роки тому +670

    Jedi Knight Greg: "I shouldn't. It's not the mixology way."
    Darth Internet: "DEW IT!"

  • @bryanquick3349
    @bryanquick3349 4 роки тому +292

    truly, a drink that embraces the totality of this year' spirit.

    • @rf9031
      @rf9031 4 роки тому +4

      That would be a colt 45

    • @Godkarmachine
      @Godkarmachine 4 роки тому +4

      It comes close, but there's a local fast food place where I live that started selling margaritas shortly before the pandemic, and now they offer them through the drive thru (sold in a sealed bag so you don't have an open container, of course).
      Let me tell you, a $3.00, 32 ounce margarita in a Styrofoam cup obtained from a drive-thru window is about as 2020 as it gets.

    • @hergafliga
      @hergafliga 4 роки тому

      Complete with the utterly disappointing lack of doritos rim. Dewgarita is neoliberal half-steps the drink

  • @howamidriving27
    @howamidriving27 4 роки тому +300

    Former Red Lobster bartender: the sour mix is a concentrate that comes in half gallon containers. It's diluted 4:1 with water. The 1.25oz is Red Lobster's standard pour for some reason. I have no idea why. I'd also be willing to bet that it's not supposed to be open poured, but good luck getting a chain bartender to strain over fresh ice.

    • @keirytenorio8991
      @keirytenorio8991 4 роки тому +21

      Thank you sir
      I might be underage still but I will use information later in life

    • @FrostbiteGaming13
      @FrostbiteGaming13 4 роки тому +8

      I dislike our sour mix now that we switched to pepsi its just on the bar guns now

    • @jeremiaheugenio7557
      @jeremiaheugenio7557 3 роки тому +7

      Not anymore. When this crap drink came along they switched to this really nasty bag margarita and sour mix from the bar gun. This entire drink is an atrocity.

  • @ParadigmUnkn0wn
    @ParadigmUnkn0wn 4 роки тому +52

    For rimming the glass, corn syrup is the "food safe glue"

  • @lucasthedragon7680
    @lucasthedragon7680 4 роки тому +27

    Historically, Mountain Dew was originally made as a chaser for moonshine. I wonder if you could somehow replace the tequila with moonshine as a sort of way to pay homage to the soda's Appalachian roots?

  • @ZoraZoldier
    @ZoraZoldier 4 роки тому +109

    This ep. has a strong off-the-cuff stream-y feeling, felt more raw and uncut than your usual fare, and I'm all here for it! :)

  • @galactor123
    @galactor123 4 роки тому +601

    I like how you start off in this one sort of annoyed at the idea, the concept, the world that would force you to make this episode... and then you spend like $300, go to multiple Red Lobsters, call in countless favors, all to make... something you were not terribly fond of to begin with. Classic HTD.
    Also what on God's very green Mtn Dew colored earth are you going to do with $300 dollars of Mtn Dew syrup now?

    • @adams3627
      @adams3627 4 роки тому +56

      Editor Greg says it went to the wrong address, so it's that poor sucker's problem now

    • @candiedcrusader7841
      @candiedcrusader7841 4 роки тому +20

      @@adams3627 my dude. Sweet and sour chicken with mountain dew syrup in the mix is delicious, that and add it to any lemon lime soda and it tastes pretty good in small numbers

    • @klebadinho
      @klebadinho 4 роки тому +4

      Adam Szasz well Greg still paid for it😂

    • @SilkaLiveDoll
      @SilkaLiveDoll 4 роки тому +9

      @Droxy 56 - I'm SCARED of how they reached that conclusion. XD

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late 4 роки тому +7

      @@candiedcrusader7841 cursed comment.

  • @connorwalker121
    @connorwalker121 4 роки тому +246

    The funny thing is that mtn dew was actually developed with the purpose of it being a mixer for moonshine. You should try to *dew* another drink with a whiskey moonshine base.

    • @LordRae
      @LordRae 4 роки тому +8

      I keep hoping he will do that.

    • @jeastman9603
      @jeastman9603 4 роки тому +25

      mountain dew throwback & white whiskey is an amazing combination. just like the great-grandpappy used to drink

    • @kyle360123
      @kyle360123 4 роки тому +4

      id suck a toe for that video

    • @SloppyToffee
      @SloppyToffee 4 роки тому +6

      Does anyone remember the dewshine they made? The adults in my family all went and bought some thinking it had alcohol in it(because apparently they can’t read) and definitely was disappointed when they tried a drink 😂😂

    • @SethWuffer
      @SethWuffer 4 роки тому +1

      Very true! But I think that was the older version with cane sugar instead of corn syrup.

  • @forbiddengender
    @forbiddengender 4 роки тому +48

    so my best friends favorite drink and mixer is mountain dew, and she was so excited when we saw that red lobster was doing this, til we remembered the pandemic is still a thing. i decided to suprise her for her birthday by splurging and buying all the supplies to do it at home and it worked out so well. were drinking these and watching halloween town together and having a blast. thank you so much for sharing this video!!!

  • @TheWitchsRevenge
    @TheWitchsRevenge 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know if you'll see this, but the little quips during this episode, the sarcastic and cynical approach, the somewhat serious "screw it" delivery - this video was so much more entertaining and humorously uplifting than I had anticipated, and it made my day. Thank you!

  • @stevegeary8018
    @stevegeary8018 4 роки тому +99

    Imagine you work as a bartender at red lobster and Greg from h2d just wonders in. Going yeah I’m here for my dewgaritta.

  • @YuniX2
    @YuniX2 4 роки тому +380

    Whenever he says "It's not great" and then goes on to talk about how sweet it is, I know it's the drink for me.

    • @shamrock4life04
      @shamrock4life04 4 роки тому +2

      Yup me too🤣

    • @baldcupcake3354
      @baldcupcake3354 4 роки тому +25

      Most definitely. I can barely stand most alcohols; so if you can make an alcoholic drink that is essentially liquid candy, you got me.

    • @AlexSpareRoom
      @AlexSpareRoom 4 роки тому +8

      Facts I always order the “girly” drinks at bars 😂😂

    • @ehoile4918
      @ehoile4918 4 роки тому +2

      Deadass same 😭

    • @world4saker
      @world4saker 4 роки тому

      and then says OH GOD IT'S SO SWEET, I THINK HE GOT DIABETES FROM THAT

  • @hunterfox6176
    @hunterfox6176 4 роки тому +422

    "Obviously God is dead"
    That is going to be my new response to things I hate.

    • @kenhines2855
      @kenhines2855 4 роки тому +7

      I nearly spit my Mountain Dew all over my monitor when he said that line.

    • @Flickstro
      @Flickstro 4 роки тому +9

      God is dead and Mountain Dew has killed him. X-TREEEEEME!!!

  • @cameronsmith2245
    @cameronsmith2245 4 роки тому +65

    You should have coated the rim with crushed up Flamin' Hot® Doritos

  • @MrBassassinator
    @MrBassassinator 4 роки тому +145

    If Tennessee had actual beaches, they’d be drinking this by the gallons.

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 3 роки тому +5

      They probably drink it on the beaches of Cheyenne...

    • @skiddish5094
      @skiddish5094 3 роки тому +5

      We have beaches there just fake and next to lakes

    • @lillythepone2994
      @lillythepone2994 3 роки тому +1

      @@skiddish5094 Percy Priest Lake

    • @skiddish5094
      @skiddish5094 3 роки тому

      @@lillythepone2994 carbide near where i live

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 3 роки тому +2

      You just need a backhoe, a hose, and several big bags of sand. Viola. Instant beach.

  • @EncryptedRug
    @EncryptedRug 4 роки тому +1478

    This is the “Florida man” of drinks.

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 4 роки тому +25

      That is an actual insult to Florida Man.

    • @EncryptedRug
      @EncryptedRug 4 роки тому +10

      Puddingskin01 I have a feeling they don’t care 😆

    • @joeh8785
      @joeh8785 4 роки тому +44

      Too many ingredients. Just Mtn Dew and tequila would be the Florida Man version.

    • @EncryptedRug
      @EncryptedRug 4 роки тому +13

      Joe H yo, you’re not wrong. I feel like mnt drew and vodka would be closer.

    • @VlogCandyMinus
      @VlogCandyMinus 4 роки тому +21

      Actually, it'd probably something called the "Gator". Basically, a lime gatorade margarita.

  • @mrintifilms
    @mrintifilms 4 роки тому +71

    "Is this not the Great Green Hope of a new generation? Could it be any less? Is this not a Shining Glass Upon a Hill that we must all aspire to?" I am in awe, and I'm sure all of the American History teachers out there are feeling a strange tingling sensation, but aren't sure why.

  • @CoachVinoLLC
    @CoachVinoLLC 4 роки тому +83

    How the glass isn't rimmed with crushed Doritos is just a crime against gamer-kind!!! 🎮

  • @eppicNESSSS
    @eppicNESSSS 3 роки тому +7

    I like how one sip of the recreated Dewgarita opened the seals of the apocalypse . I swear Greg’s eyes rolled back and he started speaking latin for a sec there .

  • @borbies
    @borbies 4 роки тому +71

    I was looking at dwayne johnson's tequila marketing and they made a tequila negroni and called it a Jabroni. You should do that lol.

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 4 роки тому +154

    Got a suggestion for another nerd drink:
    Shadowrun has a beverage called "Hurlg", or trollbeer. It's a strong ale (barleywine level at least) brewed with all kinds of spices including apparently a lot of nutmeg, and it's mildly toxic to anybody with a less than trollish constitution :P.

    • @anonsenpai6533
      @anonsenpai6533 4 роки тому +15

      I would love to see Greg figure out how to make a good cup of soykaf.

    • @SeekDante
      @SeekDante 4 роки тому +5

      Both or either of these would be fantastic.

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 4 роки тому +7

      Mildly toxic you say?
      **laughs in chrome**
      /nevertrustanelf

    • @solcorvinusoftiktok9907
      @solcorvinusoftiktok9907 4 роки тому

      I want some of that now......

  • @SableGear
    @SableGear 4 роки тому +65

    Drink: contains half midori and tequila by volume.
    Greg: THIS. IS A GLASS. OF AMERICA.

    • @Vypr93
      @Vypr93 4 роки тому +12

      What isn't American about appropriating other culture's products and slapping a "100% American" label on it? You've lost me.

  • @oneringliveca
    @oneringliveca 4 роки тому +23

    So for rimming the glass; I remember a drinks episode of Good Eats, where Alton recommended dipping the rim of the glass into the base spirit you are using and letting it evaporate a little instead of using lime juice. I have done this ever since & I find it works out great.

  • @angellicarch
    @angellicarch 4 роки тому +5

    He started out so downtrodden and sullen, then got super happy and upbeat. I'm glad he's still having fun with this though I hope that he's still doing decently.

  • @pecosnick45
    @pecosnick45 4 роки тому +16

    I almost exclusively drink whiskey neat, thought I must say, Baha Blast loaded with some Rum is a guilty pleasure of mine.

  • @jeremybrown1169
    @jeremybrown1169 4 роки тому +87

    "Many Bothans died to bring us this drink."

  • @waywardhero1177
    @waywardhero1177 4 роки тому +54

    Since you have an abundance of gamer syrup, I would suggest making a variety of Gamer drinks. Some good some just thrown together the likes of which not only confirms God's demise but makes sure he isn't coming back anytime soon. (also I thought it was crushed Doritos on the rim of that glass)

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 4 роки тому

      God is dead, we have buried him, and we chug Dew on his grave

    • @ratedRblazin420
      @ratedRblazin420 4 роки тому

      He clearly stated in the video that it went to the WRONG address. He does not have an 'abundance' of gamer syrup.

    • @waywardhero1177
      @waywardhero1177 4 роки тому

      @@ratedRblazin420 jeez dude, calm down, it flashed on the screen I didn't pick it up.

  • @h.thomasseckinger3509
    @h.thomasseckinger3509 3 роки тому +6

    I love how we have Greg for the drunk viewers after he's had a bit to drink and the subtitles for the sober viewers coming to read any ingredient amounts.

  • @caleblecrow2207
    @caleblecrow2207 3 роки тому +3

    "It took them a very long time, and franky... they lost a lot of people along the way" is such a underrated joke I'm upset we aren't laughing at this more

  • @faeryb0mb
    @faeryb0mb 4 роки тому +104

    next thing you know Greg's gonna make a babish version of this drink with monster energy and mountain dew and rim the cup with doritos.
    EDIT: Greg if you actually go through with that PLEASE call it "The Kyle-tini"

  • @ComradeAlpharius
    @ComradeAlpharius 4 роки тому +63

    "Does it need sugar?"
    WHAT
    *It helps*
    WHAT

  • @qmcmu4511
    @qmcmu4511 4 роки тому +213

    The maddest lad.

  • @alextoth606
    @alextoth606 3 роки тому

    That’s the first time I haven’t been pissed off by a youtube ad, I loved the “commercial” timing. Greg’s the only guy to make an ad pleasant. Love it 😂✌️

  • @kraig800i
    @kraig800i 2 роки тому +1

    The radio is definitely a great addition. . . . it takes the soundtrack and lifts it to a diegetic plane of existence.

  • @invisi-bullexploration2374
    @invisi-bullexploration2374 4 роки тому +119

    I made these at home years ago when I was feeling lazy. lol. Then the internet is like LIAR and it's like come on man, who hasn't put some Dew into margarita mix to get a little fizz going? Nothing to be proud of, you just make some weird ass cocktails when you are single. XD
    Also, I always thought the Red Lobster thing was rimmed with crushed flamin' hot cheetos for some reason.

    • @mzaite
      @mzaite 4 роки тому

      I just put some tequila in Mountan Dew.

    • @MakoMerman
      @MakoMerman 4 роки тому +1

      Surprisingly Mtn Dew and Gin go really well together

    • @jayjaydeth
      @jayjaydeth 4 роки тому +2

      I can confirm the weird ass cocktails when single. Have you tried replacing the Kahlua in a White Russian with Campari? I'm still working on the optimal amounts of everything. Goes great as a chaser to eating a pepperoncini.
      I call it a White Polish by the way.

    • @jayjaydeth
      @jayjaydeth 4 роки тому +2

      @@MakoMerman Also, I really like the sound of that. I happen to have me some gin as I've taken a fancy to negronis.

    • @candyman9635
      @candyman9635 4 роки тому

      @@jayjaydeth No, that sounds awful.

  • @eansba88-
    @eansba88- 4 роки тому +14

    "My wife doesnt like it when the show gets too cynical"
    Well, i do... and whats more important, your wife's oppinion, or the oppinion of a strange internet man?! ;) keep up the good work, greg and co.

  • @TimeSpaceWormsNow
    @TimeSpaceWormsNow 4 роки тому +18

    "When you gaze long into the Dew, the Dew also gazes into you."

  • @Arctor-qd5ve
    @Arctor-qd5ve 11 місяців тому

    New viewer just perusing the backlog and "God is dead" in an absolute monotone is the moment I realized I was hooked. Great show man, I appreciate the sacrifices you make for your craft

  • @MusingMoss
    @MusingMoss 4 роки тому +15

    "*I* paid for this" *stares off into the middle distance*

  • @lisaweaver3291
    @lisaweaver3291 4 роки тому +17

    Incongruous sponsor, yet perfect: Bounty paper towels.

  • @baconology7288
    @baconology7288 4 роки тому +20

    back in high school me and my pals used to go get large baja blasts from Taco Bell and then add as much tequila as we could stomach... in retrospect it was absolutely awful

    • @mzaite
      @mzaite 4 роки тому +2

      Just gotta put a little tequila in. like 1 oz per large. But they like rum better.

  • @plantain.1739
    @plantain.1739 4 роки тому +16

    This seems like a lovely way to get a the most nightmarish hangover of your life.

  • @jaimebatista4624
    @jaimebatista4624 4 роки тому +2

    I first tried a Dewgarita at Buffalo Wild Wings and I loved it. Ever since then I've been trying to find a way to make it since margarita's and Mtn Dew are one of my favorite drinks. I watch you as not only a source of entertainment but as a guide on How To Drink for two years now and even I find it ironic that you would be making this drink but am glad you did :)

  • @drax99
    @drax99 4 роки тому +1

    You may like a Dew drink in came up with one time when I was broke. All I had was bottom shelf rum, some Mountain Dew Throwback (regular dew doesn't work) and a lime. I grabbed a glass and some ice, and blew my own mind with the taste. I call it the "Faux-hito."
    Over ice, add one ounce of lime juice, 2 ounces of silver rum, and top off with a 12oz can of Dew Throwback. Gently stir with a straw.
    I like to hand it to someone and ask them if they can taste the mint. Every time, their eyes light up and they agree they can clearly taste it. Except, there is no mint! Something about the cane sugar formula seems to trick the brain into tasting something that'll isn't there.
    Note: measurements are not exact, I was drunk and eyeballing the pours when I invented this, so your milage may vary.

  • @Vinc90
    @Vinc90 4 роки тому +23

    "shining glass upon a hill" I'm dead, mate.

  • @dozer1990
    @dozer1990 4 роки тому +30

    I honestly thought, that the red sugar on the rim was crushed flaming hot cheetos.

    • @sean269
      @sean269 4 роки тому

      Wasted opportunity

  • @Agent96006
    @Agent96006 4 роки тому +42

    If you get a malt liquor sponsorship, you should chug a 40 for the ad plug in.

    • @jakegood6266
      @jakegood6266 4 роки тому +1

      Aw hell yea

    • @ButtonJockey
      @ButtonJockey 4 роки тому +3

      I like where your going with this, but picture: Greg with Edward 40-Hands...

    • @kydd666
      @kydd666 4 роки тому

      @@ButtonJockey Greg would be the new Beer-cules!

  • @oneslikeme
    @oneslikeme 4 роки тому +18

    Me, an avid Mountain Dew drinker: What-why would you do that to a margarita??

  • @ImmortalCoralian
    @ImmortalCoralian 4 роки тому +2

    Love the fun vibe on how you took this crazy drink and i always enjoy watching the method making the drink man

  • @heyitsJaclyn
    @heyitsJaclyn 4 роки тому +7

    thank you greg's wife for making him put a positive spin on the drink 'cause i loved it lmao

  • @RedVioletVODs
    @RedVioletVODs 4 роки тому +4

    as a canadian who has no access to this drink I am very thankful for the full recipe!!
    also the radio looks good on the set! I just worry about your available counter space

  • @phaton89
    @phaton89 4 роки тому +11

    I feel like this is when we have the intervention. This was the moment.

  • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
    @GaMeRfReAkLIVE 3 роки тому +10

    "Another Red Lobster" by which i of course mean "the same exact Red Lobster to hurt the bartender that lied to me"

  • @DoveAlexa
    @DoveAlexa 2 роки тому +1

    At the 10 minute mark I was thinking about the green colour and was like 'Oh, lol, what if they just used midori'. I didn't think they would just use the green thing to make it green, but I guess that's better than using like green dyed sour mix.

  • @therealdestructicus
    @therealdestructicus 4 роки тому +45

    *eats a brownie*
    "Oh man its sweet"
    "So sweet"
    "My god its sweet"
    "Not for me"
    "Dont like"
    "Too sweet"

  • @The_Dorian_Gray
    @The_Dorian_Gray 4 роки тому +12

    As a server at a red lobster who does not have the dew garita yet, I can’t tell you how many times i’ve been asked for them.
    Edit: we use a pre made sour mix. Can’t remember the brand name for the life of me

  • @DouglasHollingsworth1
    @DouglasHollingsworth1 4 роки тому +7

    I like the radio for viewing, but I liked it being louder as a background track (unless I'm imagining that?).
    Also - this looks like something I'd try for a photo and never have again. The sugar alone sounds like it would keep me up all night :D

  • @johnbagley8211
    @johnbagley8211 4 роки тому +7

    I'm fairly certain Red Lobster doesn't hate this. It's free promo and I GARANTEE they'll sell more dewgaritas because of it.

  • @EspiritX360
    @EspiritX360 4 роки тому +7

    11:55
    you misspelled it:
    "Dew as i say not as i Dew"
    such a missed opportunity lol

  • @joshschwarz9750
    @joshschwarz9750 4 роки тому +59

    I love how the fact that this drink is allowed to exist confirms the death of god for this man XD

  • @knullgorr3822
    @knullgorr3822 4 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: Mountain Dew was originally created to be a whisky mixer.

  • @tuxxedomask
    @tuxxedomask 4 роки тому +39

    I live in Canada so we'll probably never get this here. Thanks for giving the recipe so I can try without entering your scary country.

    • @allykayalltheway6631
      @allykayalltheway6631 4 роки тому

      "Scary" Just bring a gun. Nothing is scary when you're a lead slinger.

    • @ryand.3858
      @ryand.3858 4 роки тому +5

      Nah it’s not scary, don’t believe the hype. We love Canadians. ✌️

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 3 роки тому

      Stay up north if you visit

  • @maggiem6209
    @maggiem6209 4 роки тому +25

    Me:
    *Does not like Mountain Dew.*
    *Does not like margaritas.*
    *Drinks neat bourbon on a normal night.*
    ...
    Obviously I have to try this.

  • @matthewturner5178
    @matthewturner5178 2 роки тому +2

    I loved the “They lost a lot of good people” in the opening. Now I need to know how many people died attempting to develop this drink.

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 4 роки тому +50

    "...the mellow of tequila"
    I dunno about you, but when I think of tequila, "mellow" is not the word that comes to mind.

    • @davidl5452
      @davidl5452 4 роки тому +2

      Then you sir are drinking the wrong tequila! Or maybe he just meant mellow in comparison to the Mtn Dew :)

    • @kelzbelz313
      @kelzbelz313 4 роки тому +4

      The tequila is mellow, my behavior after drinking said tequila, not so much.

  • @SolomonTheSoloOneDy
    @SolomonTheSoloOneDy 4 роки тому +8

    Great now I'm wondering what if they made one for all the other MTN Dews. Swap the normal Dew and Midori for lets say Grenadine and Code Red MTN Dew or Blue Curacao and Voltage MTN Dew

  • @BR3IF
    @BR3IF 4 роки тому +5

    Recently had a "Redneck Mai Tai" which contained MtnDew from a small chain called Ole Red which is owned by Blake Shelton. It was pretty good...

  • @FungalFather
    @FungalFather 4 роки тому +2

    I just wanna say, you really make me want to start making mixed drinks like this as a hobby. Love your channel.

  • @nickmessner700
    @nickmessner700 2 роки тому +1

    The main takeaway from this video for me is how cool Mountain Dew looks in high definition, slow mo, close-ups. It looks like a jigger full of some magic potion.

  • @KevinKos
    @KevinKos 4 роки тому +61

    Sooo... you're saying if I write you enough comments you'll be willing to do a cocktail challenge by a small cocktail UA-cam channel? :)

    • @Tajciika
      @Tajciika 4 роки тому +3

      Omg my 2 favorite cocktail channels colliding! Do it Greg!! 👐🏻

  • @vivalatortue2437
    @vivalatortue2437 4 роки тому +3

    You may have done it before and I missed it, but I just had something called a Blood & Sand last night, and it was fantastic. I'm told it's been around since the 30's. It's a scotch based cocktail.

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 4 роки тому +13

    100% on the radio!

  • @branstonback8529
    @branstonback8529 3 роки тому +1

    I know I'm a little late to the party on this one..I just had to say I caught your mention about the glasses with cactus stems. I work at the local goodwill and I've seen a few of those show up

  • @1dudecrush
    @1dudecrush 4 роки тому +3

    I make these sometimes, but I will often go to taco bell and pick up some sugar free baja blast instead of the regular one. And for the record, I've been doing that for about a year, and I definitely called it Dewgarita first. Somebody owes me royalties.

  • @mstieler8480
    @mstieler8480 3 роки тому +3

    "You can taste the Curacao!"
    * Curacao
    *glances over at Cointreau*
    * Sure
    As always, on point with the tasting notes. I can get enough of your videos.

  • @GelidusAstrum
    @GelidusAstrum 4 роки тому +16

    Cheezus Crust this just gave me Vietnam-style PTSD flashbacks from college. My roommates did this 10 years ago and im sitting here thanking any god that is bored enough to listen to me that I've been fortunate enough to completely forget about the abominations they concocted up until this point.
    THE RECIPE (no amounts, eyeball it and throw in a blender):
    -$10 handle of tequila
    -$7 fifth of triple sec
    -blue Mountain Dew
    -can of limeade concentrate from Wal Mart
    The things that make you go BUUUHHHHGHGHHH

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 роки тому

      Dollar amount on the blue mountain dew

  • @OperatorDirge
    @OperatorDirge 4 роки тому +5

    Greg is either completely and totally smashed out of his mind, or the very concept of this drink hurt his soul to the point of mental trauma.
    Or maybe it's a bit of both?

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 4 роки тому +1

    PTSD flashbacks to 2011 when the MLG pwnage was so insane and the rofl coptors soared through the sky. A distant scent of Doritos and Mountain Dew enlighten the air around us as we fought against the Illuminati. We lost many good friends in the battles... troll face, rage comics, Tobuscus, SkyDoesMinecraft, Leeroy Jenkins
    But this- this drink, it brought back memories of the good ol’ days
    I tip my fedora to you good sir

  • @stockicide
    @stockicide 3 роки тому +1

    Mountain Dew is actually a surprisingly good mixer, in that it can drown out most other flavors when used in sufficient quantities. I have fixed many failed cocktail experiments by dumping in some Dew. It is also delicious when combined with fruit juice.

  • @daithiodonnell2825
    @daithiodonnell2825 4 роки тому +8

    I envy your bravery and pity your tongue.

  • @merck__
    @merck__ 4 роки тому +8

    I'm actually surprised it wasn't crushed Doritos on the rim

  • @tvspy9770
    @tvspy9770 4 роки тому +6

    "Let's assume there is a commercial here"
    There was an ad..

  • @trevorfilipiak1247
    @trevorfilipiak1247 2 роки тому +1

    "at red lobster they scoop the thing out of the bucket" this episode is full of priceless lines.

  • @VibinBryan
    @VibinBryan 4 роки тому +2

    this reminds me of mt. screw, a drink i made after work when i lived in my grandparents' basement. 2 equal parts mt dew livewire and watermelon Smirnoff