@@ASDASD34RDFS but did they upload it to UA-cam for future civilizations to see? Either way this is something I want the aliens to see when they arrive
hey colin just want to let you know, until recently i taught science in english to chinese primary school children in shanghai. for a module where I taught them about transport I showed the kids this video and you blew their minds. They particularly enjoyed the part where you ride through a puddle and flames happen. So just know, on the other side of the world there are 700+ chinese kids who will always hold you in godlike esteem.
You know the band (March to the Grave) are big mates of Colin's? He even produced at least one of their videos, and is in a couple. Sadly just in his capacity as a mental bloke, it'd be much more awesome if he chased people round on his flying bike, or this, or whatever other horribly dangerous thing he's thought of. Anyway yeah they're a band that's local to Colin and they became mates. And I am CERTAIN that Colin moshes every time. Anyway, I was thinking, the point of this post, is that I wouldn't be surprised if they wrote this song about Colin personally. Have a look at some of their songs, lots are online, see what you think. Most of their videos contain mud, fire, and mentalness.
A helmet would help minimize brain injuries. The chance of him doing enough damage to bleed out seems unlikely. His greatest risks would be things like broken head/neck/spine. This protects the skull. If he fell his risks would be more like broken bones. People survive that all the time, and he had friends nearby with motor transportation to help in an emergency. Try harder.
+PredatorTomW his is a engineer he can make a lot of thing during the apocalypse in his few recent videos he built a underground bunker below his yard and made weapons like the assassin blade not very effective for a weapon but still you get the point
"This is really unstable", he said, gazing into the mirror. "You'll never learn you'll never learn your passed the point of no return" echoed the voices in his head. "No matter", he though. "I shall drown them out with the sound of a jet powered bicycle!"
Nah... that is actually a scientifically proven myth as to why. It has nothing to do with men doing stupid stuff more... I have WATCHED females do WAY dumber stuff... no the average female lives longer because of how humans are built. It is a genetic thing.
Dude made liquid nitrogen palm blasters, automatic wolverine claws and a fucking hoverbike, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he did make the iron Man armor.
Grease spot… ok I get that . But what if you end up in a wheel chair and they have to turn you towards the sun in the morning, for the next 60 years. There are worse things than death. 😢
"Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems." ""Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy." "I solve practical problems."
Engineer = THE GUY THEY CALL WHEN THINGS BREAK DOWN, the guy who actually *understands* how the damned thing works! The guy who brings more tools than paperwork, when he arrives to work on your problem. The fellow nobody much notices or cares about, until things stop working - at which point, he is suddenly the most important person in the building. The only one working on the problem that has any oil on his clothing. Sound about right?
When I was in middle school I was a bit of a different kid. I watched this when I was 13 and home alone for a week and and decided to replicate this thing, i welded a pulse jet the same size the next 4 days and just finished when dad came home Friday . We fired it up and the cops showed up because it was so loud. Then I had to explain to my dad why i built a fuken pulse jet engine and when I told him I was gonna put it on a bicycle and go 80mph down the highway he declared me insane and hid my jet, so anyways now 5 years later I had forgotten about it and today I found it again in grandpas barn, I might finish my jet bike now
You´re awsome! It´s a shame you won´t live long with these crazy inventions of yours. But you know what? We need people like this! While you can please do the best ones and the most incredible as can!
I really appreciate the lack of concern for safety equipment in your channel, its very enjoyable just seeing you go rip 70km/r down a road with no helmet with a combustion engine right behind your seat
Possibly the most unsafe vehicle: **exists**
Collin: **rides it with no safety equipment on uneven terrain at full throttle**
There is no half throttle in this thing. It goes forward. Or it EXPLODES. Which is absolutely awesome.
@@MaximilianBrandt Shit you're right. A throttle would be too safe for Collin.
mihajlo525 tie is safety equipment
Don't worry it's CGI
@@josephmartin8597 Nah.
This isn’t just internet history, this is human history right here.
We've reached the peak of human evolution with Colin
@@thebritishshadowshifter8540 and Hacksmith. Imagine if they collab.
Apparently someone did this in the early 1900s already.
@@ASDASD34RDFS but did they upload it to UA-cam for future civilizations to see? Either way this is something I want the aliens to see when they arrive
I mean he re-invented motorcycles lmao
I'm honestly surprised Colin isn't dead
This
we all are
this is proof that he is immortal
theswedishnoob q
HAHAHAHA me to!
I think Colin is one of the few creators whose creations are still super impressive almost a decade later
hey
hi
Insanity never transforms.
Thank goodness he remembered to wear a tie....... standards must be maintained.
Lol
Just dont let his fancy safety gear distract you from the fact that I post videos of eggs every day
I had lost all hope for England, until I saw this.
Lmao
Damn right, mate.
Police : A mad scientist on the rocket bike is on the run
Colin's mom : Son you are on TV
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂
No it should be, colins mom: what the hell is he doing this time
رح
Was this comedy 1 year ago
I cannot find the funny in this. What's the joke
hey colin just want to let you know, until recently i taught science in english to chinese primary school children in shanghai. for a module where I taught them about transport I showed the kids this video and you blew their minds. They particularly enjoyed the part where you ride through a puddle and flames happen. So just know, on the other side of the world there are 700+ chinese kids who will always hold you in godlike esteem.
That’s pretty meaty!
I’m gonna show this to the cops who fined me for not having a helmet while riding a bike
If you survive, let us know if they found it funny, please ?
I hope it's a motorcycle you were fined for
if you're above 18 you're not legally obligated to wear any safety
😂😂😂
Hes on private land so
The song in the background is appropriate. "You'll never learn, you'll pass the point of no return"
World's Okayest Video Gamer yup
@@phoenixoftheruin5668 jeez you're everywhere
i thought it said "you're pasta boy"
.It's "you're past the point of". But okay guys.
You know the band (March to the Grave) are big mates of Colin's? He even produced at least one of their videos, and is in a couple. Sadly just in his capacity as a mental bloke, it'd be much more awesome if he chased people round on his flying bike, or this, or whatever other horribly dangerous thing he's thought of.
Anyway yeah they're a band that's local to Colin and they became mates. And I am CERTAIN that Colin moshes every time.
Anyway, I was thinking, the point of this post, is that I wouldn't be surprised if they wrote this song about Colin personally. Have a look at some of their songs, lots are online, see what you think. Most of their videos contain mud, fire, and mentalness.
This guy is a real mad scientist.
He is a Mad Engineer..
Engineers build
Scientists discover
but hes just a plumber.
Dude it's just the basics of aeronautics no much deal. Even you can design this.
Sanuvabich
INDEED
this man should become the weapons and vehicles designer of the next mad max movie.
Emrah Karaca that would be really entertaining for B.T.S
He could be mad max himself
One of them for sure
Emrah Karaca mad max is too minor for him sry
For real yes he must be xD
My mom: “You have to wear your helmet because it’s unsafe”
Colinfurze: naaaaahh
He must have did a lot of training to do this
@@mayson7865 nope😅
@@Savillozz but how
@@mayson7865 you get on
And peddle
Colinfurze be like when his friend bye a helmet:
what is this amazing thing
UA-cam's choice of pre-roll advert for this video when I viewed it was health insurance. Well played, UA-cam. Well played.
i forgot youtube had adverts...
+Will Davis Me to
+Will Davis UA-cam has adverts?
Adverts??
Advertisements.
No helmet! No problem!
Freediver HD as many have pointed out before me, the safety tie was in play at all times
Don't think a helmet would really help when he falls
A helmet would help minimize brain injuries.
The chance of him doing enough damage to bleed out seems unlikely. His greatest risks would be things like broken head/neck/spine. This protects the skull. If he fell his risks would be more like broken bones. People survive that all the time, and he had friends nearby with motor transportation to help in an emergency.
Try harder.
Freediver HD I don't think brain damage will be much of an issue here.....
Vishvak Seenichamy Then why do motorcyclists wear helmets?
next video: escaping hospital with a self made propane jetpack
apsitis1212 sounds pretty likely
And after that
Escaping Asylum with self made tunnel digger
🥴
yes about that a straight jacket you mean give him credit if theres nobody like him
When your girlfriend says she's alone at home
Nice
Yes
How come at one point of the song says your never alone :I
Or when your girlfriend says she is pregnant and you are trying to skip town.
lol
A wise Russian once said: "Saftey is number one priority" :D
I know that channel 😂
Crazy Russian Hacker 😂😂😂
Lol
crazy Russain hacker
More like "sefty is number wun prioeriti"
Whats this guy doing with his life?!
Living it!
Not for long
He’s living life with no fucks given
Will Probably become another Elon Musk!
I feel you
Dangerous its unsafe
I like the fact he isnt wearing a helmet
if you crash at that speed your gonna die with or without a helmet
+Alex Bonte with helmet (and a little Bit luck ) You can survive
+Leonard Loechelt really.......really now
so? he's got his safety tie on.
he's absolutely sage!
+themuppet slappers safe*
“Ear in jolly old England, we take safety loightly.”
Colin Furze on everything
😂
Tie is more essential than helmet to ride bikes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ride with style
makes your hairs stand up as you'd don'em a brushing
i can tell
I love this channel cause there are no clickbait
Yeah it always shows exactly what it says on the tin.
"Jet Bicycle?? Yeah, sure, clickbait"
Colin: *laughs in maniac*
OMG...this guy is nuts. I'm subscribing.
Just did the same fucking thingggg! Go Colinnnnnnnnnn!
Me to he is nuts
Morpheus just subscribed too!
макс
TheNeilBerna
9 years on and his enthusiasm and laughter are still as infectious as it was when I first saw him.
When school starts in 5 minutes...
Lol
NO WHEN SCHOOL STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!!!!!!
More like when ur late for work
FireFistStudios more like 30 seconds
Omg true
Not even a helmet
I like this guy
he has hes safety tie :P
Coming off at those speeds would render a helmet feutile
Stalin’s Capitalist Cousin no
well yes if you hit your head at that speed your neck is fucked if you skull doesnt pop
I don't put helmets
Crazy Russian hacker- where safety is number one priority.
Colinfurze- where TIE is number one priority.
XD
It's a safety tie
Masha alaha
Pinche vato esta loco🗣🗣
Same thing
The gay XD ruins the joke
This dude is like a young rick before he started drinking
Assuming Colin isn't drinking when he comes up with these inventions
@@apolloandwarrior_3229 How would you know?
Wtf is that
Lol a golden hair version Riiiiiick Sanchez
the way he said "JET BICYCLE" at ua-cam.com/video/bKHz7wOjb9w/v-deo.html is exactly like rick
The music suits this perfectly: ‘you’ll never learn (2x), you’re past the point of no return...’
Capitão Explosão it’s almost as if he chose it
@@matthewgarrett1996 I know, right?
@@matthewgarrett1996 It's almost as if he made it
he made it
@Laura Gerasimova reported for cringe
This is the guy who would survive a apocolypse
+sharon attenborough Of course he would.....he would be the one who created it!
+sharon attenborough he made a bunker so yes
+sharon attenborough *an
+Nacho Diablo those skills wont make you survive an apocalypse, that's for sure...
+PredatorTomW his is a engineer he can make a lot of thing during the apocalypse in his few recent videos he built a underground bunker below his yard and made weapons like the assassin blade not very effective for a weapon but still you get the point
"This is really unstable", he said, gazing into the mirror. "You'll never learn you'll never learn your passed the point of no return" echoed the voices in his head.
"No matter", he though. "I shall drown them out with the sound of a jet powered bicycle!"
+A Volney I love your pic
Favourite pink floyd song?
Yeah ^ What's your favourite? Mine's probably The Trial
zzzzzz Any colour you like? It's hard to say...
Cheyenne Stirling I loved the animation for "the trial" in the movie.
We need a jet bicycle 2.0, this is honestly one of my fave videos of all time.
Monster turbo jet bike maybe?
If anyone forgets who started the industrial revolution, Colin will remind you! 🇬🇧
the industrial revolution happened like 80 years ago man
The Englishman..
@@Jordan-zk2rf more like 200 years ago
@@danielrosenman3488 oh shit thats a long time ago
@@Jordan-zk2rf the industrial revolution started in the 1760's in england
Prefect defination of a Mad Scientitist.
Ladies and gentlemen I present you Collin Furge.
rais Shaikh
lol
*furze
There's so much wrong with this comment it's unbelievable.
Leon What about the many things right with this comment?
This is why women live longer than men
Yo
True
Sang Hapekik
This is why men have more fun than women
Nah... that is actually a scientifically proven myth as to why. It has nothing to do with men doing stupid stuff more... I have WATCHED females do WAY dumber stuff... no the average female lives longer because of how humans are built. It is a genetic thing.
Daniel Nunya Bidnezz It’s called a joke
Imagine pushing the front break while is on ride with this speed, damn bro.
The thing is so long and back heavy it would be fine. Might even become more stable than normal, if you can hold the handlebars straight
They won't even work XD
The brakes would fail...
And nothing XD
It’s the back brake you don’t want to jam on lol
Hey Colin, attach wings to it and see if it can fly!!🤔
Piyush Jhawer how to make a gta v oppressor
Piyush Jhawer no let the Russians try it first
look up the nazi V1 flying bomb it was powered by a pulse jet
Add some wings on it and it’ll probably glide
He did make a hover bike
Now make the iron man armor and let's be done with it
yup
Dude made liquid nitrogen palm blasters, automatic wolverine claws and a fucking hoverbike, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he did make the iron Man armor.
+The Mighty Apple bro that hoverbike was insane idk how he didnt lose a leg .-.
He already built armor and launched fireworks from it!
Colin: riding the most dangerous and unsafe bike ever
Also Colin: literally wears nothing to keep him from becoming a grease spot
To be fair if i fall at that speed i would rather have my death be instantaneous
But he does have his safety tie on!
And lived to tell it.
He’s wearing the safety tie not nothing
Grease spot… ok I get that . But what if you end up in a wheel chair and they have to turn you towards the sun in the morning, for the next 60 years. There are worse things than death. 😢
Hacksmith: iam the greatest inventor
Colinfurze: are you challenging me?
How is this man still alive....
SpoonMan By the Grace of God
SpoonMan The satefy tie.
Fast killer dgohnb' t t👡⌚⌚⌚👕👢👢🎩👗👚👗💰👢h
SpoonMan The gods favor madmen. Likely because they're such fun to watch.
SpoonMan soon...
Drive this in front of small children with their bikes to show dominance.
JustCommentingYourComments Even better idea: Search a group of people riding bikes and drive next to them. Trust me, they would love you.
+JustCommentingYourComments MAybe even a group of gang bikers....
+kyle han you wouldn't last long before you get fined for noise pollution
You don't need to fear head trauma when you've lost your mind.
😂😂😂😂😂
This was the video where I found your channel, and I still watch all your videos 10 years later 👍 Keep them coming, never gets old!
so basically he built a motorcycle from scratch?
NASA COME HIRE THIS GUY
Not to get technical but it's a fire motorcycle
Also NASA wont be too interested until his fire bike gets to space
Brickman r/woosh
Boi don’chu rslash wosh me
@@valleyrover4958 he's already at hover bike level
Serioulsy man, use at least a helmet , we want more builiding stuff videos, not you in hospital videos,
Tony Eatinsky i guess he did survive
He's using a safety tie.
Andre Gon lol
4 months later he puts 600 CC engine into a dodgem car...
Tony Eatinsky or his funeral
No helmet.. "Safety is numbeh one priviovvivity" doesn't apply to him.
+K.J C Correction: I noticed he had a safety tie.
A helmet wold disintegrate at 60mph..
+Bilbo_Gamers I'm pretty sure motorcyclists use helmet and go over 60 mph...
Sehfty ies numba won prihority
No it wouldnt, motorcycle helmets are rated for protection over 100mph+
1885: motor cycle was made.
1884: 0:32
Only thing that was missing was the Aviator Helmet & Goggles lol
He really is just a psychotic Wallace from Wallace and grommit
He has a tie
@@Saidriak v
u are a crazy person
I like it
funny and original
Yes and he’s made many other contraptions including a jet cart
For those who use kmph scale-his speed is 68kmph to 80kmph
Jithesh Dsouza
Thanks
How you know it
This guy has balls. People with balls don't use the metric system.
What do you by "for those who use" like literally the rest of the world use the metric system
@@Kube_Dog Well you are the one that uses the count of feet and thumbs to measure height,
So who is the real ape here?
hey colin, this is the video that made me a fan of you, your a legend
This is like one of the things a youtuber would make in gmod, but end up killing their character
Anyone who mentions GMod is a friend of mine.
@@calebreader5818 and mine
@@calebreader5818 and mine
@@calebreader5818 and mine
Cop: HEY YOU’RE SPEEDING
Colin: no I’m not this is a bike
Cop: 😔
Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
@@Fred_the_1996 no yours doesn't tbh
It was a joke
@@BenCos2018 I just don't get it, cuz you can still get a fine for speeding if you're on a bicycle
@@Fred_the_1996 Never heard of it maybe it happens in your country. Also, Without number plate
@@prateekpanwar646 Just because you can't get fined doesn't mean you're not speeding
Can believe it's been 5 years
2019 anyone? 😉
Dude it's just basics of aeronautics..
Me
svoi raf
Everybody gangsta with fast electric bike until man show up with
twin pulse jet bomb bike..
Greeting from Russia.. ❤️
I am your big fan
how big in meters?
I am big fan to
@@Tourarounwarsaw 😂
Hebat
Literally or figuratively
He really scared me with his laugh
Hahahaha
riding that down the street in wartime england would have been the ultimate in anti social pranks LOL
One thing that makes Colin different from others is that while filming he performs all the stunts/testing himself.
And without a helmet...
+Billbo Baggins cause he has the safety tie!!!
No brain - no helmet.
+Billbo Baggins no helmet sounds fun
oh yes
+Billbo Baggins He had a tie though
would you please put a hellmet ?
Having heard a pulsejet in action... I think earplugs would be the more urgently needed item here.
I don't think it would make a difference
1:37 Me on my way back from Area 51
underated comment lmao
Underrated comment
also the guards on area 51 getting on you:
This is a very 2019 comment
Lmao
Personally, I think this is the most iconic of any Colin Furze video. Nothing he has made before or since has quite matched it.
For me it's the bunker he's still working on, the dude is living the dream, lol 🤜🤛
"Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems."
""Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy."
"I solve practical problems."
Engineer = THE GUY THEY CALL WHEN THINGS BREAK DOWN, the guy who actually *understands* how the damned thing works! The guy who brings more tools than paperwork, when he arrives to work on your problem. The fellow nobody much notices or cares about, until things stop working - at which point, he is suddenly the most important person in the building. The only one working on the problem that has any oil on his clothing. Sound about right?
Nice reference I approve :)
this man is an honorary american if ever i have seen one
it's funny because he's british.
I said honorary, so, maybe google that word. Find out what my sentence actually means before you retort
***** Im not even mad, that sentence is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
***** *Your *means *a *there *two *kinds
***** can i get a english version of that?
Why didnt you wear a helmet..?
helmets are for p*ssies.
And people who don't want their head to crack open and their brain to splatter all over the pavement.
+jbx34sf6j And for people who don't have a death wish or a want to be a quadriplegic
+Sean Freeman or people who know how to fucking drive a bicycle
+BredToaster Yeah because that's your average bicycle 👍
this man has not changed in ten years and i mean that in the best way possible
Speed wobble right from the start. bottle of tequila and you're good to go.
f
+Turgay Hamurcu yup
Caver461 sus
F
f
You should be wearing gloves, safety first
I'd never ride without knee pads
jeff medvin ....comming from fry?
He's wearing his safety tie
we dont know he wasnt wearing a condom
@R Diaz Poe's law at its best
Recommend after 5 years
Phew they did not forget meh
When I was in middle school I was a bit of a different kid. I watched this when I was 13 and home alone for a week and and decided to replicate this thing, i welded a pulse jet the same size the next 4 days and just finished when dad came home Friday . We fired it up and the cops showed up because it was so loud. Then I had to explain to my dad why i built a fuken pulse jet engine and when I told him I was gonna put it on a bicycle and go 80mph down the highway he declared me insane and hid my jet, so anyways now 5 years later I had forgotten about it and today I found it again in grandpas barn, I might finish my jet bike now
Finish it and post a video. 🙏
*When your girlfriend is home alone and you have no vehicle*
So u make such bicycle 😯
@Majestic King 😂😂... He's really smart...That condom must be there, in his tie
@@kuldeepsharma2308 haha great point
@@tuhin4181 tq🙈🙈😎😎
Inconciencia total!!!
If riding a 70+ KPH in a flaming pulse jet bike that's on fire isn't badass, I don't know what is :D
+Tate “Hyplexium” Jordan it's not badass
it's attempted suicide
Thnks Fr Th Hos f Gldn Mmrs Fl f Wlvs Well then I want to some attempted suicide lessons
+Thnks Fr Th Hos f Gldn Mmrs Fl f Wlvs You must be fun at parties, what do u dress up as at fancy dress, a bundle of cotten wool ?
Stormyknight i'm not fun at parties
because i don't get invited to parties
Thnks Fr Th Hos f Gldn Mmrs Fl f Wlvs Maybe if you changed your debbie downer attitude......
welcome to the British countryside, where health and safety are nothing but a guideline to be ignored
HardAsSponge Furze's Fastest Santa Sleigh
Jason Statham: I'll do all the stunts!"
Colin Furze: "Hold my beer"!
1970: In 2019 We will have cars going at 500 kmph
2019: Cycles going at 80kmph...😂🤣
No.
It's already 2019. Why are you still using that joke?
@@zappymitts9806 you have no idea how stupid you sound. Stop playing roblox and start reading more books
@@jaxconf9519 lol
@@jaxconf9519 what's your roblox username?
a bit of the Boeing, a little of the Porsche and many cheery laughing FAST AND FURIOUS
But..... he forgot a thing: RED ONES GO FASTER!!!!!11
Cottonboy88 all aboard the orc train.
He got the best fruits of his hardwork.He's so happy . The world needs more such people😃😃
So true! :-)
It will become more dangerous if you use nuclear reactor.
*oof*
Please don't go giving him ideas!
😂😂😂
@@andrewbarrett1537 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Short sleeves and a tie. Love it. Awesome video
You´re awsome! It´s a shame you won´t live long with these crazy inventions of yours. But you know what? We need people like this! While you can please do the best ones and the most incredible as can!
Colin your passion & energy is just outstanding!!
u seriously are a complete modern mad scientist, and I think it's soo awesome
How do you stop, exactly?
Wall...
Hand brakes.
+Josh Adams your right because he got moving by pedalling
"YOU'VE PAST THE LINE OF NO RETURN"
listen to the song m8
You break
this guy. this guy is living the life man.
The fact Colin is still alive is 🤯
Perfect song choice. I love it.
I really appreciate the lack of concern for safety equipment in your channel, its very enjoyable just seeing you go rip 70km/r down a road with no helmet with a combustion engine right behind your seat
To be fair, if the engine had exploded, a helmet would've done nothing.
cycle - am i joke to you ?
@@majid786 bro i am from india♥️
@@majid786 i thanks bro😂
@@majid786 yeah why not bro👍
@@majid786 hlo
@@majid786 bro delete ur comment now don't share any personal information here i added u in my whatsapp
It's crazy to see how far Furze has come, it's crazier to come back and realize he started farther than most of us will ever get
I'm familiar with his newer videos and I thought he was putting the craziness as an act but I guess he's always been crazy.
you should build an airship
+Frejth King (Lord of Thorns) found you
+Frejth King (Lord of Thorns) omg frej watches people? unheard of for baumis crew
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his skull is 99% bone and 1% brain so he doesn't need a helmet😂😂😂
Noah Laughlin Dunc
Are you dumb his SKULL is 100% bone cause it’s a skull you dumb ass where did the 1% brain go
Skulls are made of bone. I don't think I've seen a skull made of brain anywhere
I bet you have a hollow head.
You sir. Deserve a donut.
Parents to kids: Always wear a helmet!
Colin furze: Rides jet bike without helmet
Who's here in 2020
ThunderBolt457 8 lol
Here
I had watched your video on YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Same 4 years ago
Same hera
Ryt
Yes. I also
Same here...
Glad he wore a tie, at least he recognized this is an important and SERIOUS event and should not be taken lightly AT ALL.
the 21st century mad scientist