I know this comment was made six years ago, but I have to make the point: PSY probably didn't catch onto how big it was in the Western world until it was so ingrained into modern internet culture that he and the label he's signed to would get unbelievably shat on for claiming it. They may not fear their government like their neighbours, but they do generally fear being judged. Hell, even pornography (or at least, animated or otherwise colorfully illustrated pornography, according to well-known artist Minus8) is illegal in South Korea.
I did that once to my friend who doesn't swear. Sadly, it didn't work instead we had a mini-fight where I punched him back. Moral of the story, backhanding your friend doesn't fix them instead they will punch you back.
Yeah it did before he slapped it it was working fine it was working how it was not supposed to be which is great which if I were to buy one of those end it sounded like that then all my work has been done I wouldn’t have to look around or poke around on the board for a different points to circuit band all I have to do is add an audio output
Since people are having trouble understanding it, at 0:37 he says "they still wouldn't go to Spudulike", Spudulike essentially being the British equivalent of Arby's crossed with Chick-fil-A. It is true, though, that not one person out of two billion would eat there.
One slap from Ashens and he immediately sounds and performs better? Quickly! We must get him to almost every single music "artist" currently making a mockery of of the art! A good slap couldn't make them sound worse anyway.
I have an easier time imaging 2 billion different people watching it than even a single person watching the video twice. ...but then again it was overplayed on the radio so much that I fucking hate that song now.
who cares?!? i for 1 don't. if you like something then like it. it's like criticising someone who likes adventure time. it's a kid program, i know my little pony is meant for little girls, but adventure time is meant for little kids. i see no difference what so ever. if you say boys can't watch a program for girls and like it, you are being sexist. Also what does brony's have to do with this shit?
Especially since if you look in the description now, there is, indeed, a content claim on the brief couple of seconds of the song that are actually played. I personally don't remember it being there before, but I could be wrong.
It started out sounding like drunken Portuguese karaoke night being held in a submarine with a broken "dive" horn. Then Ashens backhanded it, and it worked perfectly! It's a bloody miracle! He should seriously consider promoting himself as a combination faith healer/electronic repairman...he's got the sharp looks and wardrobe, commanding voice, and evangelical histrionics down pat. Come one, come all to Ashens' Worldwide Spiritual Revival and Tech Service! He restores the blind and deaf, and makes whole the short-circuited and bricked! Bring forth your dumb and lame...and while you're at it, include some people who can't speak or walk, along with your dopey Psy dolls. Freewill offering of any and all your Poundland tat. See him feed multitudes with just two random packages of Chef Excellence!
0:31 "did you know if you got 2 billion people together in a relatively large city and crammed them all in, they still wouldn't go in spubly lite." They still wouldn't go in what? I have no idea what he said.
Warning!!! Do not drink orange juice while watching ashens, because when you laugh and accidentally inhale the juice, you start choking and then vomit acidic liquid onto your carpet.
I live in asia, and there are so many different versions of this, each with their own hilarious dance and wierd audio. I've considered sending about a thousand different ones to ashens.
I remember watching this for the first time sitting in an emergency room waiting room and tried with all my might to not burst out in absolute laughter. Holding it back made it worse and I just sat there crying laughing like a lunatic. I'm sitting there surrounded by miserable people laughing my ass off. It was so inappropriate LOL
See? Punching/slapping things make them work better! Ashens just proved it! I wonder if it works with women aswell... o.O (Here comes the hate replies)
That wouldn't make you a very nice person. I was gonna offended you but your only trying to be funny in your own little way. A sad little way at that. Now go my child! Join the rest of the haters on the darkest side of the web. You shall be missed. :'(
Thanks for the great video. I thought you would like too know that we ordered one on ebay and it came from the UK to Pensacola Florida for our son. I put the batteries in and it didn't work, we were very sad about that, we watched your video and we smacked ours too and it started working!...lol
"All it needs is a good backhand to perform the task properly" Ashens would make a good father
I love how I glanced down at your comment when he smacked it.
You spelled dictator wrong.
Benjamin Moore
A dictator is just the father of his people.
***** and a large nuclear weapons cache.
Agreed
I died when he slapped it. I've never laughed so hard in such long time on youtube
Drawmywayhome rip
I do believe Ashens has discovered a natural talent for exorcisms.
I've never heard of TGOmega.....
*****
Wait, Maximus Prime watches Ashens?
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
i was not expecting to find you here. lol
Wait, I watch Ashens? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
lol I love where it went
"Tested according to international standards."
Indeed. It didn't pass; it was simply tested.
"Don't worry, I've been tested."
"And you're clean?"
"So many questions!"
It passed in the same way one passes a kidney stone
never underestimate the power of ashens pimp hand...
Holy hell! That thing was just purely demonic at first! Let us hope the slap didn't release the demons on earth.
oh shit ***** what the fuck have you done?!?!?
Sounded like the callings of Satan
Poundland made a deal to get items for a lower price.
That was an exorcism, pimp-style.
"I am the demon Lucif-"
*smack*
"Shut up, beyach!"
Anytime an evil musical song is exorcised the energy is released and takes the form of a satanic radio gnome.
"I got the lemon." You had no clue how right you were, Ashens.
What does that mean?
@@Chisito23 “Lemon” is slang for a defective product.
Demon Psy: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrr, f*ckin' lay there. Woop. Woop, woop, woop. Up a Gundam sta-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
+reaperman2010 [Omega Bitchslap]
+Ninetails2000 Normal Psy: "Aaaaaaaaaayy, sexy lady! Opp. Opp, opp, opp. Oppa Gangam Style."
This is what UA-cam was made for. A grown man slapping a robot that looks like a small asian man
+The Trolliest Troll Thus making it work
This feels like some very deeply-veiled social commentary
Just yes....
The Trolliest Troll tru
The Trolliest Troll 🎠
The Trolliest Troll This old comment made me laugh too much
2:42
Gangnam style or Satan style?
Yes xD
+Sammeh sounds like the bloody terminator
Seeing Psy being slapped by Ashens was immensely liberating.
good thing about PSY is that he says he doesnt really mind if people use his songs and he is extremely lenient with copyright issues.
Unfortunately, he has no control over the bots that DO take copyright claims.
Fuck yeah Minor Threat.
isaac608 I know I'd be if I was a musician. Copyright strikes suck.
I know this comment was made six years ago, but I have to make the point: PSY probably didn't catch onto how big it was in the Western world until it was so ingrained into modern internet culture that he and the label he's signed to would get unbelievably shat on for claiming it. They may not fear their government like their neighbours, but they do generally fear being judged. Hell, even pornography (or at least, animated or otherwise colorfully illustrated pornography, according to well-known artist Minus8) is illegal in South Korea.
@@EatAnOctorok Maybe he coulda got a few more bucks outta it or... be immortalized forever.
"My speakers don't work properly."
"I'll fix them. *slaps* Trust me, I'm an engineer."
Could. Not. Stop. LAUGHING.
When he backhanded the damn thing. XD dying.
Sauric121 its caw Asian disaprine *Asian accent*
Dodge Them All DO. MORE. SHIP. SINKING. SIM.
Pleassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You know what they say. If it don't work, give it a good backhand.
+Dot's House of Shenanigans I thought it went, "If it forgets the mustard on your sandwich, give it a good backhand."
I did that once to my friend who doesn't swear. Sadly, it didn't work instead we had a mini-fight where I punched him back. Moral of the story, backhanding your friend doesn't fix them instead they will punch you back.
Dot's House of Shenanigans
[Insert wife joke here]
That scared the crap out of me at first, but lesson of the day is slap singers and they will preform better.
O_o his eyes
Should we slap Justin Bieber then?
Bedtime Stories Yes and no, I don't want to touch her
Qcumber queen Those are scary as hell.
Bedtime Stories Yes we shall, it would be better for everyone.
"Percussive maintenence" will forever be part of my vocabulary
Lol That Slap Bit was Funny XD
Never laughed this hard since the et one
Supergamer2600 Last time I read comments before watching video.
Dr. Ashen keeps his pimp hand strong.
Indeed
You fucking what
@Stix N' Stones are you actually taking the piss?
For a forced agenda
@@Bendyrulz go back to your hole transphobe.
Straight from the mind of HP Lovecraft.
Uhm, is it just me or did ashens just slap satan out of psy?
XD
All shall fall before the holy bitchslap of poundland.
Bogwedgle Blessed is Ashens for he has the bitchlsap that exorcises demons.
Quick, let's make him a church and go crack planets and then kill alien zombies!!!
Oh exalted devourer of demonic sustenance, bless us with your presence!
It's the old "hit it until it works" strategy. And for Ashens, it works well. Good on you pal.
THE TERMINATOR HAS RETURNED!
Bit of an anti-climatic way for removing a demon, imagine if in the Exorcist they just pimp-smacked the evil outta her.
Beat the devil out of it!
*pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*
BY THE POWER OF THE PIMP HAND!!
You ruined it, Bob! You saved it, Bob!
I'm really liking that death metal version of Gangnam Style, such a shame they had to turn it all K-Poppy in the final version.
What- THE FUCK YOU MEAN- 😭😭😭😭
you broke it. it sounded a lot better before you slapped it.
It sounded a lot better before he turned it on
Yeah it did before he slapped it it was working fine it was working how it was not supposed to be which is great which if I were to buy one of those end it sounded like that then all my work has been done I wouldn’t have to look around or poke around on the board for a different points to circuit band all I have to do is add an audio output
Since people are having trouble understanding it, at 0:37 he says "they still wouldn't go to Spudulike", Spudulike essentially being the British equivalent of Arby's crossed with Chick-fil-A.
It is true, though, that not one person out of two billion would eat there.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU
I lost my shit when it started playing. Almost as hilarious as _Antonio Stella Bottom Tile_!
That is called 'percussive maintenance'
Oh, he actually says it like 2 seconds later XD
cool profile pic
Thanks! Zac made it. You probably know him.
It used to be called the "Fonzarelli Fix", but they changed Tv Tropes changed it so people who aren't a billion years old would know what it meant.
@@christopherwall2121 wonder why smacking it fixed it though ÷_÷
Wow... 2 Billion... the only video on youtube that reached 2Billion so far... and 1 Billion... First video... Amazing.
I thought we were over this..
it's never over...
3:38 made me get out of my chair and walk around for a bit. That is without a doubt the most I have laughed in a long time.
You need to read about the Violin then.
My god... that was terrifying, it was like Psy had turned into Terminator...
I was laughing so hard I started crying XD . That noise was just so great.
I love the genuineness of that, "Oh my God!" That would be my reaction if I could just fix something with a good backhand.
So it is just like a real pop star! Slap it and it will do its job!!!
Too soon? xC
danner253 naw hehe
danner253 Too late.
#FreePsy
I'm sorry, but what are you referring to?
How did Gangnam Style get 2 billion views, when there are only 7 million people?
inb4 plan goes perfectly
"Current World Population
7,245,275,760" Source: www.worldometers.info/world-population/
Jaden Smith reference i hope.....
Theres seven billion people on earth
Guys, I'm pretty sure there's 7 million people, trust me.
"Obvious response to that is: is it supposed to sound like that?"
No, the obvious response is running straight to FuckThatShitVille
LOL
The first noise made me jaw drop due to unbelievable horror.
Imagine playing this to your own children 😅
10 PRINT " HANGOVER IS VERY DISAPPOINTING ";
20 GOTO 10
No it's ZX Spectrum
Same programing lines worked for C64 prty much
SnowCrash
I used the same Basic on the Amiga too.
luke19099
Actually, it's known as the BASIC language.
anxietydown
Hmm I had an Amiga 500+ but i actually never programed on that.
I've easily seen this video ten times over the years. An it never fails to make me die laughing.
Technology knows no bounds.
OH MY GOD, that last bit got me. I laughed so hard, you sir get on my favorites list.
I keep rewatching this video due to the weird malfunctioning robot dance.
Mr Videos & Games me too.
One slap from Ashens and he immediately sounds and performs better? Quickly! We must get him to almost every single music "artist" currently making a mockery of of the art! A good slap couldn't make them sound worse anyway.
Wasnt that "ok" handle a pink version of the handle from the violin? That would explain a lot.
3:37
The russian way to solve every problem!
The miraculous slap of Ashens fixed it!
Oh god the video loaded and Ashens said "hey sexy lady" then my chrome chrashed
That. Was. Terrifying.
those things always sound as if they were posessed by demons. Maybe that's their actual purpose?
Here you go: 2:43
it sounded like dubstep when he switched it on
It's the Cyborg Kim Jong-un! :O
Psyborg
TacoCatVids wow what an original (not stolen from the comment directly above yours) comment! Congratulations on being the funniest person on earth!
I feel Ashens hitting the toy to make it sing right is a form of amusing analogy.
i guess it was POSSESSED by some evil tat entity, and a slap of ashens mighty backhand, EXPELLED the evil tat demon!
Just so everyone knows, 2 billion views _does not_ mean that 2 billion people have watched it. It means a bunch of people saw it multiple times.
Thanks Captain Obvious.
zawzero Well apparently it's not obvious because I keep seeing this happen, hence why I brought it up. ^u^
People who are so dumb won't read your comment OR understand it.Buzzing Sign Diner
zawzero And I'm supposed to do nothing because ________?
I have an easier time imaging 2 billion different people watching it than even a single person watching the video twice. ...but then again it was overplayed on the radio so much that I fucking hate that song now.
You must have had to smack some demons out of him! At least that's what it sounded like to me. xD Poor Psy. :P
Looks like Stingy of Lazy Town has gotten into some pretty questionable stuff
If I was to slap Justen Bieber would it make him sound better?
thats a good idea! you should totally slap him so hard his nose comes out his arse! I'm sure that would help him sing better!!!
2014, and someone's still talking about Bieber.
You are more obnoxious than a brony.
lodziklocPL
A: Bieber is still being a rotten asshole with no talent
B: Brony hate is more obnoxious than MLP fans
who cares?!? i for 1 don't. if you like something then like it. it's like criticising someone who likes adventure time. it's a kid program, i know my little pony is meant for little girls, but adventure time is meant for little kids. i see no difference what so ever. if you say boys can't watch a program for girls and like it, you are being sexist. Also what does brony's have to do with this shit?
i don't watch either tbh, and adventure time was the first thing that popped into my head
"and that's not enough to get us a copyright strike"
2014 was a better time
Especially since if you look in the description now, there is, indeed, a content claim on the brief couple of seconds of the song that are actually played. I personally don't remember it being there before, but I could be wrong.
Backhands fix everything. Pimps taught me that
It started out sounding like drunken Portuguese karaoke night being held in a submarine with a broken "dive" horn. Then Ashens backhanded it, and it worked perfectly! It's a bloody miracle!
He should seriously consider promoting himself as a combination faith healer/electronic repairman...he's got the sharp looks and wardrobe, commanding voice, and evangelical histrionics down pat.
Come one, come all to Ashens' Worldwide Spiritual Revival and Tech Service! He restores the blind and deaf, and makes whole the short-circuited and bricked! Bring forth your dumb and lame...and while you're at it, include some people who can't speak or walk, along with your dopey Psy dolls. Freewill offering of any and all your Poundland tat. See him feed multitudes with just two random packages of Chef Excellence!
0:31 "did you know if you got 2 billion people together in a relatively large city and crammed them all in, they still wouldn't go in spubly lite."
They still wouldn't go in what? I have no idea what he said.
I watched this video 10 times and I still don't know either.
Spud-u-like, it's a baked potato restaurant of low quality
Holy shit, thank you. I could not understand what he was saying, and I really couldn't go on with my life without knowing
I don't know what is more terrifying, this or that bloody robot goose!
Warning!!! Do not drink orange juice while watching ashens, because when you laugh and accidentally inhale the juice, you start choking and then vomit acidic liquid onto your carpet.
CHARLIE MURPHY!
WHAT DOES THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?
SMACK!
An excellent comment
MasterShadic2
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Bethany Paisley "AnExcellent List of Comments"
*****
An excellent comment train.
The low quality music sounds like it's being played through a 1-bit PCM channel
Thanks algorithm, I think 2020 was the proper year to unearth this gem.
3:36 i haven't laughed this hard from an Ashens video since the infamous "Antonio Stella BottomTile"
I live in asia, and there are so many different versions of this, each with their own hilarious dance and wierd audio. I've considered sending about a thousand different ones to ashens.
I managed to fix an Angry Birds plush toy with a busted speaker this way too.
I remember watching this for the first time sitting in an emergency room waiting room and tried with all my might to not burst out in absolute laughter. Holding it back made it worse and I just sat there crying laughing like a lunatic. I'm sitting there surrounded by miserable people laughing my ass off. It was so inappropriate LOL
I lold when the dubteppy shit started playing.
I envy you. You don't know what actual dubstep sounds like.
i know, i was making a joke
That CS Headshot picture doe.
Yes 6w
n gul
LunarHero™ lel
give him a slap and he'll sing properly - the words and wisdom of ashens
Thank you for using the phrase "percussive maintenance". I thought I was the only one saying that! :-)
That's how real singers work. If you bitch slap them, they'll sing better.
There's a Michael Jackson joke in there somewhere.
So that's why Justin Beiber's shit.
Well, it worked for Micha-- Oh, someone said it already..
I guess that's the connection between pimps and the music industry.
The fonzie method.
Something else to set off the epileptics. Great. :)
"Give him a slap and he'll sing properly" -Ashens 2014
At first it sounded like Godzilla trying to karoke to Gangam style
Magical, just magical Stuart.
Happy Birthday this video!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
This song is shitty
And this toy is too
*claps*
scribble. m careful, the happy birthday song is copywrited too. sad fact :)
LokiRat's Random videos Shhh...
I know it's copywritten just don't tell anyone
i will hehe
.. wont... ooh XD
"Ready, steady..." (switches on)
[MAX HEADROOM INTENSIFIES]
I laughed so hard when he turned it on I felt faint and had to go lie down for a bit.
The noise it made while broken was golden! ROFL
I like the basic in the description
Exorcism through slapping. Classic.
"It will string along with you" Lmao
See? Punching/slapping things make them work better! Ashens just proved it! I wonder if it works with women aswell... o.O (Here comes the hate replies)
No replys......
That wouldn't make you a very nice person. I was gonna offended you but your only trying to be funny in your own little way. A sad little way at that.
Now go my child! Join the rest of the haters on the darkest side of the web. You shall be missed. :'(
D.D First one the list, let's see how far we can get!
plitas Lets not
You're not going to get the comments you want. Nobody cares, including the women, if you hit them.
Oh dear god that was too funny lol i had to back up the video and rewatch that initial sound it made rofl.
If in doubt, give it a clout!
"Tested according to international standards".
Doesn't say
1) Which international standards (could be Chinese and Indian)
2) If it passed or not.
One time I witnessed my uncle beat a mini fridge and it started working again, so if something doesn’t work... beat it.
Thanks for the great video. I thought you would like too know that we ordered one on ebay and it came from the UK to Pensacola Florida for our son. I put the batteries in and it didn't work, we were very sad about that, we watched your video and we smacked ours too and it started working!...lol
Backhand slap to get them working - Approved by Kim Jong-un
HAPPY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS STUART!!!
Ashens = Howtobasic: How to fix cheap electronics
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE TO ZEH RESCUE! * SLAP *
I know!
Maybe there's a North Korean version with Kim Jong-un?
There is
It's called I'm so wronery.
Warren Cash
That's his old pa Kim Joig-il.
Uh8
Love your video's ashens! I enjoy a nice milo whilst watching your videos :P
While turned on, the toy's soundchip is low pitch. While slapping the toy, it turns normal.