The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen | A sort of New Romantic parody song
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- Опубліковано 3 гру 2024
- A song about my recent trip to the chip shop.
Video by Mike Fordham - www.mikefordham...
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Elliot Mason - mrelliotmason.com/
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From The Elliot Mason Show Episode 5... • The Elliot Mason Show ...
The Roundest Pickled Egg I've Ever Seen - Lyrics...
I went down to the chip shop to go and buy some chips
I asked for some chips and a battered sausage and a can of diet lilt
Just as I was paying he asked did I want anything else
I said alright I'll have a pickled egg and then he went and he took one out
But there was something about this pickled egg that wasn't really right
It was out of all proportion and it gave me quite a fright
Cos it was the roundest pickled egg I've ever seen
It was the roundest pickled egg oh yes indeed
It was the roundest pickled egg I've ever seen
It was the roundest pickled Eeeeeggggg
Well I couldn't quite believe it this egg was really round
It tasted like a pickled egg but it didn't look like a pickled egg
It looked more like a golf ball without those little dents
Never before have I ever seen such a spherical bloody egg
Cos there was something about this pickled egg that wasn't really right
It was like a massive bonbon or a small full moon at night
Cos it was the roundest pickled egg I've ever seen
It was round and pickled and eggy don't you see
It was the roundest pickled egg I've ever seen
It was the roundest pickled Eeeeeggggg
Well I've seen a round orange and a circular saw
I've seen a round table and a mat on the floor
But I've never ever seen such a perfectly round pickled egg as the one that I saw on that day when I bought one from the chip shop that's around the corner from me
The one by the station?
No the other one that's closer to me next to the dry cleaners
Oh yes I know the one that you mean. I hear they do round pickled eggs there
Yes that's what I've been going on about for the last 5 mintes
Oh have you? Oh I'm sorry I didn't hear the start of the conversation.
That's alright. Let me tell you 'bout it once again
Cos it was the roundest pickled egg I've ever seen
It was round and pickled and eggy don't you see
It was the roundest pickled egg I've ever seen
It was the roundest pickled Eeeeeggggg
Words & Music Elliot Mason
Today's top hits could never... I will forever keep coming back for round pickled eggs.
Bloody brilliant!
9 years old now
Happy Birthday!
Stumbling upon this video has been the highlight of this year for me! Thank you!!!
Profound and poetic. And visionary. And very helpful for people who didn't get it first time.
The ending is superb, actually did that few times on tour....
Now THAT'S what I call music!
the Human league comeback didn't go as planned.....
About the best thing ever. I wish I could stop singing it to myself.
My new favourite!
So darn catchy ! 🥚
hey, when you went down to the chip shop about 3 years ago, did you notice anything about that pickled egg?
Hi Elliot (with twp 'L's and only one 'T'), I've finally got round to checking out your channel. It's marvelous! So thankful that there's fellow nutcases' in this world (and west london). Keep up the good work. Jo
How round on a scale of pickle to egg?
This Better be at my funeral
Astounding, Hillarious, Conceptually Groundbreaking! Wher are the T-Shirts!
Vis is off da chain of life innit! I want to see it resembled more.
Yes, I DID notice you weren't plugged in! BUSTED! I want this song played at my funeral alongside Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast. Great Job with hooks Elliot!
👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
I'm sort of upset about the lack of views this video has reached. We'll fix that.
***** Okay OKAY! Stay in your bath a little longer please I have to do a few more things before you can get it up as far.
finito i.gyazo.com/7ff841be21c5661a1240ff0eac726789.png
but... how round was it?
sort of
This isn't Elliot Mason, this is Human League's reunion.
Creepy
why do your videos only have 300 klicks??
you won't respond to this i BET
Oh my god I found you! I watched you on stage at house of burlesque and this song had me crying! It was so funny! Love it!
I'm calling fake on this, that keyboard isn't even plugged in. No way you could do this in real life.