@@ThatGuyRa1nbro gtfo im dying rn too from this comment ever heard of “dying from laughter” goofy fool need to educate yourself and understand that it is definitely a funny comment and what he said I laughed a lot each to their own
@@saumyaravi5579you probably already know by now but it’s kind of a meme, where in a recording the daughter asks her “daddy” to pass her the salt and well you know where this is going…
Shovel? Amateur. I’ve got 2 pre dug graves for all my kids loser boyfriends, then a pack of mastiffs to cut off all entrances plus an electric fence enclosing 10 acres. If you somehow make it passed the dogs and gunfire, the fence *will* get you. I’m saving up for a drone with a net next ☺️
@@mikex5984 Nope, I come from a generation when not only would the girl's father have everyone's support, but my father would loan a shovel to help with the job.
"No officer, I haven't seen him for a while. I only just met the guy a few days ago and seems like he dropped off the face of the Earth. My daughter is convinced he ghosted her."
Then You'll Loose The Rest Of Your Time You Have With Your Daughters. You'll Be Behind Bars The Rest Of Your Life For Murder. With Your Comment Your IQ Is Pretty Low So I Know Your Knowledge Won't Get You Out Of It.
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this girl does not have one single ounce of sex appeal 😂 she must've been funny or a great person but idk her and I heard she broke his heart so idk what he saw in her
The amount of logic people have these days has come to an end. It does not exist. Double standard. Killing people cause they do exactly what you would do. Big brain right there.
Let's be HONEST...sounds hilarious... UNLESS someone says it about 1 of YOUR girls... thing is, right now YOU know which one they'd be talking about 🤔😳😆
"Yeah, this ones got a smooth ride on it"
Bro went RIGHT for the throat
nah he didnt go for the throat. But, give him enough time and im sure he’ll get there
@@Kuhav0001 LMAOOO
"just to make sure, we are not both reachibg for the salt." 😶💥👍💀
His own throat mostly 😂
“This one’s got great aerodynamics”
He doesn't have anxiety
Anxiety has him 💀
F*ck that shit don't have him , that shi needs him
Fr
That doesn’t even make sense 😐
He is the anxiety ✨
@@HesRamenit does make sense you just don’t know anything bout today grammar
"I went with the newer model. Obviously, you got the classic" bro. I'm literally dying 😂
No ur not
@@ThatGuyRa1nbru
@@ThatGuyRa1nit's a figure of speech for if the laughing alot idiot
@@ThatGuyRa1nbro gtfo im dying rn too from this comment ever heard of “dying from laughter” goofy fool need to educate yourself and understand that it is definitely a funny comment and what he said I laughed a lot each to their own
I'm sorry but if my daughter's bf said this to me, he'd earn my respect 😂😂
“We’re not both reaching for the salt “- killed me😂🤣🤣
I didn’t understand this part of joke 😅. Pls explain
@@saumyaravi5579reaching out for the same food.
"Daddy, pass me the salt, please"@@saumyaravi5579
@@saumyaravi5579you probably already know by now but it’s kind of a meme, where in a recording the daughter asks her “daddy” to pass her the salt and well you know where this is going…
@@saumyaravi5579both of them reach for the salt because she told them daddy can you give me the salt and they would both reach for it
All I can think of is Darth Vadar saying “You will die braver than most”
🤣
W commemt
And that Vader line might be the coldest line he has ever dropped. Even hearing it in my head gives me goosebumps
Yes.
@@seanwilliams823 That’s the second coldest Vader line. The first is “All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men”.
@ozmotion5562 where is that line from?
As a dad, I would laugh while I go get my shovel 💀
Or a shotgun
😭😭😭
Or maybe a rifle
@@janihaavisto79 the shovel is for after the shotgun
Shovel? Amateur. I’ve got 2 pre dug graves for all my kids loser boyfriends, then a pack of mastiffs to cut off all entrances plus an electric fence enclosing 10 acres. If you somehow make it passed the dogs and gunfire, the fence *will* get you. I’m saving up for a drone with a net next ☺️
He's a keeper. That confidence is rare.
Sad she cheated on him
@@knightx289 Whut?
@@gabrielbabida6346yep they were together but she cheated
@@knightx289pretty sure they are brother and sister 😅
@@uhWhipple no its his gf and she cheated on him
When he said "Daddy" her mouth opened up instinctively and never closed.
Nah, bro is looking in way to deep
Why is she acting like her father was recording it
bahaha
you guys will never fail to say the dumbest shit ive ever heard LMAO
“ I’m a real fan of your work ” missed opportunity
Y no comments I'm using this don't worry I'll give credit
Way underrated comment lmao
☠️
Bro underrated comment
Should've been the starting headline lol
Bro rendered her speechless from the first sentence.
Bro has school in his name just to misspell from and sentence
@@Two0ctaves it's my dang email and my keyboard doesn't type the letters i want it to sometimes.
@@schoolwork9007obviously it does, you just can’t put them in the correct order
@@PockyNSushi ok so if I kisy have a hard time spelling why do you care it is nothing you need to worry about.
She has negative words like it's one of those tiktoks
Bro got the balls of steel😅😅
Yeah...When he's acting on TikTok 💀
Brother has the titanium testicles
Which can be easily removed by Daddy
Ball of titanium
@@o.Froggy.onah bedrock balls
BRO FLIPPED US OFF AT THE END AFTER PUTTING HIS HAND IN THE POCKET AND THOUGHT WE WOULDNT NOTICE 💀💀
As a father, this dude won from the get go, I'd be sure to visit the shallow hole I buried him in every year to pay my heartfelt respect.
You were once him weren’t you?
@@mikex5984 Nope, I come from a generation when not only would the girl's father have everyone's support, but my father would loan a shovel to help with the job.
@@mikex5984 as long as they protect themselves I’m ok with it
Sometimes you need help with a hole, it's a long process.
I had a good laugh
That's either your death or you got a new father in law. I couldn't stop laughing
I'd never have a father in law 😂 I wouldn't really be dead either
Agree... it's like in a casino *I'm all in* you will leave rich or poor after that move
Depending on which generation the model's from
Ii
@You should be there’s no grey area with this🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
the first joke even the person behind the camera couldn't hold his laugh
Jared.
Bro is a menace to society 💀💀💀
"Son, I gotta respect your courage. I'm gonna give you a SPECIAL spot in our back yard."
And plant a tree on grave as a symbol of rest in peace ✌️
@@dixitgoyal3669pieces*
Make the tree an endangered species so that no pesky law enforcement can disturb his eternal sleep.
No he gets THE spot
😂
I love how her jaw dropped and never came back up.
The daddy special
And it just gets wider and wider
It's a position with which she is accustom and greatly experienced in.
Just like my mother😢
Just like how hes never coming back alive after that
Rest in Peace soldier, it was nice knowing you 🤣🤣🤣
He has been waiting for this moment his entire life lmaoo
If my son ever talked to his future partners parent this way, I'd laugh my ass off hearing the story at his funeral
Partner? You mean girlfriend!
@@Mellow84 Partner as in Girlfriend or Boyfriend or whoever my son decides to date in the future
@@Mellow84Girlfriend, boyfriend, dog, bird, cat or alien. doesn't matter
@@adamsanders6614 Dog, Bird cat???
Wtf are you on abouy
@@Mellow84no, he meant partner
As a dad of 3 daughters, i can't wait to tell this story to the rest of the inmates
As they're bending you over your bunk no doubt.
🤣🤣🤣
Underappreciated fact: the older you get, the less "life in prison" is a deterrent.
Oohh my days 😂
Yes. Tell them quick. Before the execution day.
Bro was so confident 😂 he didn’t even act scared
See ladies… be careful when you ask for honesty 🤣
Instructions unclear, sleeping with the dad now.
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
man either earned the dads respect for life or the beating of a lifetime.
As a dad, I kinda respect that. Though my daughter is still 5 yo, I’ll probably tend to use a gun when the time comes 😅
In my house, after the boy left, I would have gotten the beating of a lifetime.
@@andyespinozamby the time your daughter likes boys, you’ll be ready to drop kick a toddler to keep a boy away from her.
@@andyespinozam So when the time comes you will be an armed gamer ?
@@JazzD_335 Well, I think so hahaha
Bro isn’t socially awkward, he is awkwardly social
This might be the best short on UA-cam
The shift to serious mode right before he says “I’m think you call him dad, me daddy.. so we’re not both reaching for the salt.” 😂😂
😂😂😂
Here before this comments section gets bigger
How did he not break character
I have no idea lol😂😊m
😅😂😂😂
Uncle: "ill get the shovel"
Brother: I’ll do the digging.
Other brother: I’ll grab the arms, you get the legs.
Also other other brother: I’ll get the head
Last brother: ill grab his torso
Other Uncle: I'll get the acid
"You call him Dad, me daddy" is an amazing line. Also I love how Zach's jokes are always escalating more and more.
"I got the newest model" got me dead 😂
I love how she tried too leave but he guided her back 😂😂
To*
Sorry
I love that. Where are you going sweetheart? Hahaha
“No no no, I’m not done”
As a good daddy should😂
Come back here, theres no escaping this ride, im not done with you
The fact she was mortified by a hypothetical situation is hilarious. 10/10
she wasn't, she's over acting the fuck out of a funny skit from the dude
No, dad was the real cameraman
Uh... it's an act? Hello? Is there anyone between your ears?
@@Kube_Dog I have plenty between my ears and the wits to know comedy when I see it. Get a sense of humor and maybe we’ll talk.
@@Kube_Doguh its still funny? Hello, any emotions within your ears
Bro hesitation doesn't own him
HE OWNS HESITATION💀
Bro went straight for the jugular 😂😂😂
“It’s got great curves”
Dad’s a menace too
1.1k likes no replies?!!?!!? Lemme change that
@@Roseycolde loser
2.6k likes only 1 reply??? Lemme change that
2.8k likes and 2 replies? This is madness
2.9k likes and only 3 replys!? Lemme help
I was waiting for him to say "I'm a real fan of your work"
DAMN 😂😂
😂🤝
🤝
😂wow
Smooth!!!!!!!!!😅😅
Bro went straight to the point
I freaking love this guy,he's to smooth. He something like a pimp.
Bro is well mannered. Idk if you noticed but he said “classic” instead of “older”
Pristine condition classic
vintage
@@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk Indeed
Legacy could be the word also 😂
Fellas I think it was an well mannered introduction to solidify one’s position and one’s manhood!
"No officer, I haven't seen him for a while. I only just met the guy a few days ago and seems like he dropped off the face of the Earth. My daughter is convinced he ghosted her."
He's definitely a ghost alright 😂
LOL
Ghosted
Then You'll Loose The Rest Of Your Time You Have With Your Daughters. You'll Be Behind Bars The Rest Of Your Life For Murder. With Your Comment Your IQ Is Pretty Low So I Know Your Knowledge Won't Get You Out Of It.
"Ghosted? Daughter, you're in danger girl."
I’d ask the officer if he had kids, and if he responded yes, I don’t think anything more would need to be said.
Ngl, this is exactly what I expected. 😂
This is when pops looks at his daughter and says” You picked a winner”
He has a Ryan Reynolds level of confidence.
Not really lol, you can see the awkwardness in his eyes and body language while delivering the joke which is weird because usually he’s laid back
@@ichinaruuexactly what ryan reynolds is tho
Sychophant
You know it's fake, right?
@@TheDoomCupcakes and RR's personality isn't? Lmao
Bro did not hold back 💀💀💀
Neither will the father.
@@RiotTheBear from Alabama
"its pretty cool we have the same nickname" like bro 😂😂😂
My cellmate will love this story when I narrate it to home with tears of joy
Guiding her back to him as she tries to escape was the cherry on top
😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮
Out of context…
🤣😂 Yes!!
literally love that part 😂😂
Zach put all of his Rizz Points into pick-up lines
picking up the dad?
@@atmghst7112 lol
@@atmghst7112 bruh if the dad had enough sense of humor he would LOVE him instead of loathe him~
He maxed out his Charisma and passed the speech Check
@@Your.typical.German.2. bro became the Rizzer of Blaviken
Bro got that toxic rizz😂😂
I love how he says his first phrase without a smile, I could never 🤣🤣 gets me every time
Ngl his opening line left me in tears. Id still be crying with laughter, as I choked the life out of him
83 likes, no comments? Let me fix that.
@@LegoStopmotion_filmsshut up
Laughing hysterically while choking him; now that's some Homelander level psychopathic stuff right there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has a "Killing Joke" vibe to it
Her audible gasps were so genuine
They were the best part of the video tbh
its acting
@@sha7303 she didn't know what he was gonna say
@@randomboys1000 bruh that was terrible acting my dude. It's obvious they rehearsed it before
@@randomboys1000 Bro it's scripted, the more exaggerated acting the more views
Bro is immune to nervousness💀💀
She literally went speechless when he said daddy and just kept getting more speechless
The dad is either going to immediately hate or love him. No in-between
I’d beat his ass and I don’t have a daughter
Both
Yeah, I’d like him but not for my daughter😂
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I hold fucking love him xD the balls to say this in the first time xD
To be fair. Honesty is the key.
Bro this is how you get kicked out of the house 😂😂😂
@@swagger5455 well yeah this is just arrogant 😂
Not that honest man. Not that honest.
@@calebnezat8418 No this is cool
Key to hell
this girl does not have one single ounce of sex appeal 😂 she must've been funny or a great person but idk her and I heard she broke his heart so idk what he saw in her
At the end of the day, this man got respect. Whether it be for having balls or the appropriate amount at his funeral
As a father of 2 girls I would with out a doubt give the respect he needs BEFORE making sure he ain't ever seen again
I feel like it's fun to piss girls fathers off cuz id probably beat them to a seizure, gun fights it's fine lol dracos vs rifles wonder what will win
Gotta settle it in the octagon😅
The amount of logic people have these days has come to an end. It does not exist. Double standard. Killing people cause they do exactly what you would do. Big brain right there.
@@third_piston3860Oh For Sure
No body no crime....
Hide him well!🪦
"Does it ride well?"
Lock this menace up😂
She was both amazed and flabbergasted at the same time😂
I love this. 😂 bruh accurate af. On point!! You know how many times I thought my wife was calling me and she was calling her pops 😂
As a dad, dude earned my respect. His death would be quick and painless 👍
Yours is the best response.
Ok.
Bro practiced this shi in the mirror 💀
After he stole it from the 50 other people that made this joke already
@@Kevalision frrrr
@@jackbray452 frrr
Fr 😂😂😂
The word is 'shit'. Don't worry, your parents won't find out.
If I was a father just from his tone of voice alone he passed the vibe check.
Dude's gonna be 8 feet under.
He should have also added, “Don’t worry sir, I’ve taught her very well how to drive a stick!” 😂
THAT, Lord Striker, is a "6 ft under" comment...
The you go in with the “no sir, I don’t drive.”
😂
classic
no noooo
" Newer model, obviously you went with the classic" xD
I wonder who'd be quicker to kill him for that, dad or mom. Either way it'd be a slow, certain and hilarious way to commit suicide...
Are they dating
Bro came off strong and confident
He remindes me of early 2000s teen movie characters
I like how he kept pulling her back, cause he wasn’t finished 💀
That taken out of context is craZyy 💀💀💀
@@Broc_Obama 😂😂😂😂 nobody read your comment I think
@Lui Ma as long as I have you then thats alright 😉
@@Broc_Obama LMAOOOOO
@@Broc_Obama this is a cursed comment
Dude looks innocent as fk but he's a menace to the brim
Every time I see it, I reach to like it, then I see it is already liked. I can't stop seeing it man.
As a dad. You should try this
As a father of 4 girls I’d honestly die of laughter and approve
Great response because that’s exactly how I would have took it!
I would have kicked hom in tge balls.
W dads
Can I get ur 4 girls' Instagram
Let's be HONEST...sounds hilarious... UNLESS someone says it about 1 of YOUR girls... thing is, right now YOU know which one they'd be talking about 🤔😳😆
As a shovel, I would laugh while I go get my dad 💀
How tf did you place yourself directly under you respective opposite comment 😂
amazing timing 🗿
You must really dig your job
I hate myself. I'm leaving. sorry for this, I'm still sending this but I hope to never see this again
NOT THE DAD JOKE
@@TooFarBeyondYeah how tf did that happen?
The way she just instantly fell in love with him 😂
“It’s cool we have the same nickname”
“Daddy”
Bro the confidence- 😭💀
“Pretty cool we got the same nickname. Daddy”. Bro woke up and chose death 💀
😂😂😂😂 I was looking for this comment
The "newer model" got me rollin..😂😂😂 Dude was brave on all accounts..
never let him cook💀😭
This Bro's got the gift of the gab!
Seriously impressive dude!
That's the way to do it‼️
He really rizzed her up while talking to the dad. Well done, good sir.
Yk thats his sister
@@staimat.z yeah I know.
💀
sweet home Alabama
That's not how you use that
"I just wanna talk to him"
“I just wanna shoot him”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Family guy😂
@@jordansweda5958 yep
@@axecryptic8814I just want to talk to him (proceeds in aiming the guy 🤣)
Can't stop laughing. The more I watch it the funnier it gets. Now, I'm wiping tears can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine the dad being chill asf 😂
Give that man an Oscar
Mf he aint acting 💀
@@naveenbhaskara 🤓
@JustSomeDude Hello JustSomeDude I'm ThatOneDude and it's a pleasure to meet u
@@RS-vy9qv yes. Its pretty weird
When did i like this 😐
“Honey get my gun”
Zero replies
Why the fuck did i read this with a redneck voice in my head?
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3
"no honey not the shotgun, my 50 baewoulf"
Confidence is everything
Dying from the same nick name💀💀
Next stop: Hollywood for this guy. Total natural actor.
Who said he was acting 😏
Hollywood already signed him.
I got it to 1.1k
Couldn't agree more
She went through all five stages of grief, shock, and contemplation of life in the first two seconds
"Went through the 5 stages of grief....shock and contemplation"....youre missing 3 bud
grief has 5 stages@@joshpierce7449
@@joshpierce7449you didn’t understand what was said and your response did nothin but confuse me
😂😂am dead!! "Doea it ride well?"
“You got the classic and I got the newer model” just got to me so much😂😂
Dude is immortal. There is no other explanation to that confidence.
I'm immortal too
In valorant
@@makhi_martinand clearly you are a virgin as well 😂
This dude is every father's absolute worst nightmare but prolly younger self at the same time 😂😂😂
That’s for sure I got a 14 year old daughter and I keep telling my wife member when we were that age
This man, is the definition of brave, no anxiety, never nervous and always on the verge of death with the crazy stunts he pulls.
Bros spiting facts😂