WHAT IS THE TRUTH AMBERLYNN?

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  • @ZacharyMichael
    @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +55

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  • @teddybearstu
    @teddybearstu 2 роки тому +700

    I live for Zach mocking how Amber says “baabbbyyyy” cause nothing annoys me more and I’m glad he sees it too lol

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +46

      Every time she says, “BaaaaaBbyYYyy” I feel like I lose a day off my life.

    • @hwoods-kg1jf
      @hwoods-kg1jf 2 роки тому +33

      Every time she says "baaaabbbyyy!" I roll my eyes nearly out of my head or whenever she says "my girlfriend".

    • @MarieInnes
      @MarieInnes 2 роки тому +15

      I live for Zach mocking (Zaching) everything Amber says and does 🤣✌🏼

    • @marlyd
      @marlyd 2 роки тому +7

      It's the fake laugh after 'do cats need passports?' for me, they could do that every video and I would tire of it

    • @alirpa77
      @alirpa77 2 роки тому +3

      Omg, same 🤮

  • @xxkalopsiaa
    @xxkalopsiaa 2 роки тому +800

    as a Canadian, having Chantal is enough. We don't need nor want ALR here.

    • @abigaileldritch
      @abigaileldritch 2 роки тому +47

      Preachh I don’t need her buying out all the journals here too

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +70

      As an American, having Amberlynn is too much. Please take her. 😩🤣

    • @ElleW18
      @ElleW18 2 роки тому +5

      @@abigaileldritch 😆😆😂😂

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 2 роки тому +28

      There's absolutely ZERO way that she'd be allowed to get a visa to live in Canada.

    • @xxkalopsiaa
      @xxkalopsiaa 2 роки тому +17

      @@abigaileldritch or raiding our Dollaramas 🤣

  • @ethansherfey4227
    @ethansherfey4227 2 роки тому +193

    Zach’s genuine disappointment whenever she cuts to the scratch art will never not be funny to me

  • @xjustxjustinex
    @xjustxjustinex 2 роки тому +119

    Amberlynn: “wifey is not my current girlfriend!”
    Amberlynn: “watermelon kisses, it’s like an inside type deal between me and my girlfriend”
    Amberlynn: titles a stream “watermelon kisses” 7 months ago in peak wifey era

  • @bLueberrySnatcheLpi3
    @bLueberrySnatcheLpi3 2 роки тому +320

    Still incorporating eggs into our slim diet when gorl is allergic to them…love that for her

    • @Fluffy-Fluffy
      @Fluffy-Fluffy 2 роки тому +24

      It isn't an allergy and I truly believe on this one she isn't lying.
      Some people respond like she described with scrambled eggs and the eggs whites not fully cooked through. It has to do with enzymes I believe. So if the egg is cooked all the way she had no issues. But when it accidentally isn't, which normally is not dangerous, she will feel sick. It's Just a small difference being juuuuust on the verge of done VS completely done. Maybe 15 seconds of cooking can be the difference.
      What she has described is an actual thing, but Rain And Petals Eavesdrop: she uses the wrong word. It's not An allergy or a full blown intolerance of eggs as a whole, but of the way they are cooked. More people have this.
      It's been explained more than once on more than one channel by more than one person, but so many people keep bringing it up. :-/

    • @finkwood
      @finkwood 2 роки тому

      @@Fluffy-Fluffy Nah. That's not the way it works in real life, outside of random UA-cam comments.
      She's just full of shit.

    • @sherristeinbach7250
      @sherristeinbach7250 2 роки тому +1

      Amber contradicts herself on the daily.

    • @imalittlestinker
      @imalittlestinker 2 роки тому +4

      I think you mean aeiyygs

  • @amber7ison
    @amber7ison 2 роки тому +190

    Her high pitched screeching at poor Twonk makes me want to cry. Dogs ears are so sensitive idk why ALR thinks she should shriek like that.

    • @hannie.haneul
      @hannie.haneul 2 роки тому +33

      The same thing with Chantal's demon cat voice. Both dogs and cats have really sensitive ears and these two overgrown toddlers can't stop screeching at their fur babies.

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 2 роки тому +17

      People seem to confuse the "raise your pitch a little" voice that dogs seem to like with the screech. It's weird

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 2 роки тому +23

      To be fair, her default interaction with other sentient beings seems to be high-pitched shrieking 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @paulac.munoztorres
      @paulac.munoztorres 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t even have dogs and I’ve suffered for Twonk too. That poor baby had no chance in life and it’s Amber…

  • @SjofnBM1989
    @SjofnBM1989 2 роки тому +268

    I like how she calls Wifey attending Catholic school as "Your situation type deal." Like it's some secret thing lmao

    • @rebecca2047
      @rebecca2047 2 роки тому +82

      its another inside detail between them because they're so close and share so many inside molments and jokes. You guiiise just dont understand!

    • @sherristeinbach7250
      @sherristeinbach7250 2 роки тому +15

      That end of the vlog got childish and weird. Gotta at least make atleast 8 min. Vlog somehow.

    • @queenmarynovelwriter5397
      @queenmarynovelwriter5397 2 роки тому

      Allegedly Wipey was raised in a Catholic orphanage , no proof per se , just a rumor.

    • @stormyalice
      @stormyalice 2 роки тому +5

      Famous Kpop artist have gone to Catholic schools. Wifey isn't special 😂.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 2 роки тому +5

      @@stormyalice attending Catholic school is pretty common in North America even if you're not Catholic
      It has better funding than public school but it's cheaper than private school

  • @momomomo__
    @momomomo__ 2 роки тому +415

    never apologise for being extra feisty, watching these is cathardic for that exact reason. i love seeing people get heated over mundane things, it's wonderfull

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 2 роки тому +11

      Yes I love the feisty it's a big part of why I watch his videos

    • @jordiflower
      @jordiflower 2 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @katroamleft4721
      @katroamleft4721 2 роки тому +6

      Zach makes their content actually watchable

  • @mistyblue9610
    @mistyblue9610 2 роки тому +115

    Keep in mind her 80lbs is from her highest weigh - 572.4. She always says that’s her starting weight since it’s the highest.
    So… she’s lost 8lbs this year.

    • @daintybeigli
      @daintybeigli 2 роки тому +9

      That’s exactly what I think!

    • @hailbones6666
      @hailbones6666 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely accurate

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 2 роки тому +1

      She dry snitched on herself and it was 596 (point who gaf). The WLD gave her a prospective "plan" with potential loss numbers and working backwards it was 596 not 572. She's been repeating the lie for literal years so she may believe it by now, tho.

    • @mel_moon18
      @mel_moon18 2 роки тому +5

      ALR: my *ASTRONOMICAL* weight loss 💋

  • @thtgrlwthspcs
    @thtgrlwthspcs 2 роки тому +74

    Frail, Slightly Overweight, Elderly Lesbian: Sun Kissed Edition 🌞🌈

  • @abigaileldritch
    @abigaileldritch 2 роки тому +106

    She’s gotta move here to Canada so we can hear her tell us “omg guys it’s snoweeen”

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 2 роки тому +9

      She'd be miserable in the cold, that'd be hilarious

    • @emmess6419
      @emmess6419 2 роки тому +9

      I can imagine her trying to read the French on packaging, and getting confused by imperial to metric system conversions

    • @kimadams5496
      @kimadams5496 2 роки тому

      snowlynn arc incoming. OMG BABY ITS SNOW

  • @expatannie6958
    @expatannie6958 2 роки тому +69

    New version of the song: "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, our Zach is back, back, back, with gorgeous blue hair, hair, hair, and Judy on the chair, chair, chair!" Makes as much sense to me as what ALR and Baby were singing! 🤣

  • @Me-mb1ex
    @Me-mb1ex 2 роки тому +92

    The fact that regional differences blow her mind this much is probably not a great indicator that she'd do well in Canada.😂

  • @yoongiswndrlnd
    @yoongiswndrlnd 2 роки тому +195

    as someone with epilepsy that’s triggered by certain flashing patterns, i am thankful amber put a warning.

    • @mayav927
      @mayav927 2 роки тому +17

      Aye fellow epileptic here. I’m sorry you deal with the flashes but it’s nice she at least understands it

    • @ER-ge9hr
      @ER-ge9hr 2 роки тому +30

      Yep, she finally figured out to include what the trigger warning is for too instead of just saying “trigger warning” with no info or time to exit out

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 Рік тому +2

      @@ER-ge9hr or saying trigger warning after the fact….which she’s done before.

  • @hailbones6666
    @hailbones6666 2 роки тому +48

    I felt exactly that way about her “do cats need passports?” nonsense. Not only was it clickbait, but she was trying to be “goofy” and “hehe i don’t know anything hehe i m so corky” with this nonsense. It’s so forced

    • @AnUndeadMonkey
      @AnUndeadMonkey 2 роки тому +7

      Also what was that look she gave the camera after Wifey clarified that it's a vaccine record? Gorl, they have to prove they're up to date on their rabies shots!

    • @hailbones6666
      @hailbones6666 2 роки тому +1

      @@AnUndeadMonkey Absolutely, it’s not The Office, gorl

  • @johannahallin1896
    @johannahallin1896 2 роки тому +24

    Sooo she’s saying she ”used to be able to read a lot but NOW with her adhd…” GIRL, ADHD IS SOMETHING YOU ARE BORN WITH. Yes I am triggered. Her quirky girl thing is now downplaying the seriousness of being neurodivergent and I am pissed. I have been struggeling at uni för 8 years and not managed to get my degree as well as switching mayors a few times due to not feeling stimulated etc. I am 27 and got my diagnosis this year after growing up being called lazy, messy, scatter brain and so on not knowing why I some days cant get out of bed due to feeling compeletely drained. And here is this 500lbs girl who cant even hold a normal job or record some 1 minute clips for fans suggesting its just adhd since she is just *quirky*

    • @alyshay82597
      @alyshay82597 2 роки тому +5

      @@leorising8074 no, it can’t. Some evidence shows a poor diet can WORSEN already existing ADHD, but there is literally no evidence that it can cause it. You are either born with it or you are not.

    • @alyshay82597
      @alyshay82597 2 роки тому +2

      @@leorising8074 again, no it can’t.
      First off, there is no research and no evidence that ADHD can be CURED by diet. Only treated. Cured and treated are two very different things. Cured means it’s gone, treated means the symptoms are reduced or gone but that the underlying issue are still there. That being said, even if there was a cure, that doesn’t mean it could also cause ADHD. That’s a bigger stretch than Ambers skirt was going through.
      Now that that’s out of the way, I looked into the doctor you linked and found no studies she’s done or used that prove anything you’ve claimed. I found books with some wild claims but no studies she’s taken part of or participated in. Without actually evidence, nothing written in her books (which by the way, isn’t a good sign. If the first thing you find when looking up a DOCTOR is a book and website shilling even more books written by said doctor, that’s a very bad sign. You should see studies, medical or scientific studies with data posted on trustworthy websites. And no, her personal website does not count.) actually has any merits. You can’t just say “I’m a doctor and I say food causes ADHD, autism, schizophrenia and other mental health issues.” Without any evidence and expect educated people to take you seriously. The only thing I was able to find in the way of “research” was that she saw a correlation between all these issues and poor diet, but when you live in a country where poor diet is the norm and are sampling a group of people known to struggle with impulse control that says nothing.
      You can’t cure or cause ADHD with diet. You are born with it and you spend your life working with its symptoms. Yes diet can be a treatment for some symptoms, peer reviewed research has shown this, but it’s not a cure.

    • @johannahallin1896
      @johannahallin1896 2 роки тому +4

      @@leorising8074 no. Food, excersize and so on can help with the symptoms but as adhd is a difference in how the brain work it is not about ”a bad diet in childhood”. Both you and me know alr does not have adhd. Maybe her diet caused other issues such as food addiction but that is a whole other story.

  • @anabelbeerens3914
    @anabelbeerens3914 2 роки тому +28

    “BABY? Broken tether ball?? BABYYYY?” i giggled so loud in my cubicle

  • @katie-yk1es
    @katie-yk1es 2 роки тому +51

    It's lowkey infuriating to hear her say she wants to move because of healthcare because she doesn't have insurance and goes to the ER for every ailment she has. Like yes our healthcare system is bad however she does NOTHING to try and improve her situation.... ever. She abuses emergency healthcare services and complains and says she wants to go to Canada. No!!!

    • @italianxpeaches
      @italianxpeaches 2 роки тому +7

      If she went to Canada I guarantee you, I can almost 100% for sure say she would complain about their high prices and insane taxes 😂 which in all honesty kind of makes up for the free healthcare so 🤷🏻‍♀️ it balances out. But she wouldn't see it that way lmao. She would be grateful for one thing but complain constantly about another and want to come back here.

    • @katie-yk1es
      @katie-yk1es 2 роки тому

      @@italianxpeaches so true tho

    • @gigibythesea1133
      @gigibythesea1133 2 роки тому

      Also, she has no idea what is required to get permanent resident or citizenship status in Canada. You can't just up and move to another country and get all the benefits of tax paying citizens! Animals don't need passports FFS, they need quarantine time and proof of certain vaccines. She's an idiot.

  • @Jen-Chapin
    @Jen-Chapin 2 роки тому +296

    I know what you are saying about the meds….just take them! I’ve taken antidepressants for over 14 years and have not ever missed more than a day. Just DO it.

    • @Marymackthequeenofwack
      @Marymackthequeenofwack 2 роки тому +47

      Same here! I don't understand why she intentionally avoids taking medication that would vastly improve her mental health and how she feels. I sometimes side eye her mental health claims because, speaking from experience, I make taking my medication a priority because I know what it feels like on the other side, unmedicated and not coping. She's not stated any undesirable side effects which is usually a huge factor in why people aren't compliant with taking their meds so I question why she's so negligent about it

    • @Jen-Chapin
      @Jen-Chapin 2 роки тому +17

      @@Marymackthequeenofwack I mean I get it if you forget…or like I have been traveling for work and forgot my meds, but it is a necessity that I take them unless I want to feel like shit.

    • @Marymackthequeenofwack
      @Marymackthequeenofwack 2 роки тому +20

      @@Jen-Chapin right, forgetting a day or otherwise missing a few doses is one thing but that's not what she does, she's fully aware and intentional about not taking her medication correctly. She says she is bipolar and it's caused her so much grief and unhappiness but refuses to put in the absolute least amount of effort in swallowing a pill everyday. Either take your meds and see your therapist or just stop talking about it because she uses it as a shield and an excuse for her behavior. Mental health issues aren't your fault but they are your responsibility to manage. She just doesn't get it.

    • @Pancakes_inferno
      @Pancakes_inferno 2 роки тому +20

      I’ve gone through periods of time where I’ve either forgotten for weeks at a time or intentionally not taken my meds but both situations are a product of the illness whereas our gorl seems to like the attention surrounding whether she will or won’t take her pills

    • @Jen-Chapin
      @Jen-Chapin 2 роки тому +5

      @@Pancakes_inferno I find that if I forget to take mine for even 2 days, I get so tired I can hardly function :(

  • @FeatheredAndLethal
    @FeatheredAndLethal 2 роки тому +88

    Her saying “breffis” raised my blood pressure by 14%

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +17

      I guarantee it’s something wifey says and PersonalityLynn is saying it now. She’s started doing a lip curl, saying stupid phrases she didn’t say before, etc. Her taking on her significant others personalities is more than I can handle.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 2 роки тому +3

      Well reading this comment made me laugh out loud so hopefully hearing that helps with the blood pressure lol

    • @FeatheredAndLethal
      @FeatheredAndLethal 2 роки тому +10

      @@nicoledoubleyou it does indeed, unlike Dwight schrute I cannot raise and lower my BP at will

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 2 роки тому

      It’s actually a meme

  • @KenzzAlexaMaurice
    @KenzzAlexaMaurice 2 роки тому +7

    I had a substitute teacher whose name was Miss Sippi. Her mom was Mrs. Sippi and it’s still the funniest thing to this day.

  • @tristantries9211
    @tristantries9211 2 роки тому +87

    I actually can really relate to her depression. When you have major depression you just like sleep and be miserable. I just went through one of my worst episodes I've had and I didn't do ANYTHING. I didn't bathe, brush my teeth, change my clothes or move barely for like 5 days. My house is a DISASTER zone and even though I've back to doing basic hygiene again just looking at my house is so stressful. I also don't want to let anyone help cause then they'd know I've been living like a nasty trash goblin ! So yeah I gotta be real that's something I can understand, if you've never been majority depressed it will just look like laziness to y'all but believe me no one hates it more than the person going through it

    • @plumenommershpadoinkle7575
      @plumenommershpadoinkle7575 2 роки тому +9

      This 100%

    • @gobrobin
      @gobrobin 2 роки тому +5

      I hope you get back to feeling like yourself soon, Tristan. You got this, love!!

    • @meghandupre550
      @meghandupre550 2 роки тому +6

      I am going through exactly.. and like nobody hates me as much as I hate myself

    • @gobrobin
      @gobrobin 2 роки тому +3

      @@meghandupre550 I’m sorry Meghan… your brain is playing mean tricks on you

    • @MoodyScorpio
      @MoodyScorpio 2 роки тому +5

      I feel seen. I swear I’m trying even though it doesn’t look like it from the outside. 😥😩

  • @christinamaxwell8330
    @christinamaxwell8330 2 роки тому +5

    Canada respectfully declines her immigration application.

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 2 роки тому

      What special skills or profession does she bring to Canada that we really need here? That we can’t possibly find amongst our own citizens?? So far all I see her bringing here is yet another ER visiting clown to clog up our failing health system - more abuse! Yeah that’s what we need.

  • @Tickles_The_Oaf
    @Tickles_The_Oaf 2 роки тому +27

    Amberlynn Reid: The Film: A corky story about a 13-year old gorl trapped in the quarter ton body of a 31-year old. What a wild situation type deal! You’ll laugh and screech and shower all day long!

  • @charliehatch288
    @charliehatch288 2 роки тому +54

    After all these years, a-lyn is still eating meals in literal serving bowls.

    • @sherristeinbach7250
      @sherristeinbach7250 2 роки тому +7

      Remember the casserole cooking dish she ate a crap load of cereal out of.

  • @nicolew672
    @nicolew672 2 роки тому +106

    A 40 minute Zachary Michael video? the gods have truly blessed us this Monday!

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +6

      I’m doing major “summer cleaning” and I literally dances across the kitchen when it popped up a Zachary Michael upload, the fact it’s a 40 minute video made me truly break it on down. 💃

  • @spitfire3984
    @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +66

    The way Judy watched you walk outta the room made me laugh. She was so nonchalant about it.

    • @cindymn44
      @cindymn44 2 роки тому +2

      😂 Judy: what!? Where are you going!? Don't you dare leave me alone in here with Scratch Art Lyn!

  • @janedarling3397
    @janedarling3397 2 роки тому +71

    “Zach & The Summer Gays Softball Team”
    Sounds like a coming of age novel 😆👏

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 2 роки тому +48

    She has to keep ordering Torrid and Amazon because she has nothing else to talk about. Our Former Baby Girl is boring AF.

    • @skeywoo318
      @skeywoo318 2 роки тому

      I read the last part in Orko’s voice.

    • @trustedroot
      @trustedroot 2 роки тому

      I wish she would have just done a few big haul videos instead of doing the same set of bits in every video

  • @onyxisacatsname
    @onyxisacatsname 2 роки тому +13

    Fun fact, when I moved back to the US from Switzerland, my cats needed passports just like I needed a passport. The "passports" are really just extensive medical information, and when you cross a border the authorities need to make sure you're not bringing in rabies.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Рік тому +1

      When you take animals over state lines, at least for shelters, they need papers too. Again, mainly to make sure they aren't bringing rabies or other diseases over.

  • @henotic.essence
    @henotic.essence 2 роки тому +120

    Zach, that "sleep shirt" is literally a nightie/gown. I LITERALLY OWN IT. It goes down just above my knees. ALR is so dumb to try to hide this, especially since we know her haunt is Torrid

  • @jaggyleigh9672
    @jaggyleigh9672 2 роки тому +23

    Not Amberlynn having her mind blown that the world does not revolve around her experiences

  • @babybluecheeks
    @babybluecheeks 2 роки тому +66

    I hate when people say they have ADHD when they have never been diagnosed, it's not quirky and it doesn't make you special. ADHD isn't fun it's stressful and makes life a lot harder.

    • @bodybykenni1792
      @bodybykenni1792 2 роки тому +6

      I say it all the time to remind people that when I interrupt them to say something I’m not trying to be rude but I literally will forget if I don’t say it now. To get a little better with it I’ll write thoughts down on a pad so I won’t have to worry about forgetting! I’m more open with talking about my mental health struggles because it may make it easier for the next person to not be ashamed or feel alone.

    • @amyyy___
      @amyyy___ 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed. It also makes people take it less seriously.

    • @user-gf6ge4ct5h
      @user-gf6ge4ct5h 2 роки тому +6

      it wasn’t a problem for her until a random day at 30 years old lol make it make sense

    • @henotic.essence
      @henotic.essence 2 роки тому +8

      My bf's mom wouldn't let him get diagnosed as a kid because she didn't want him to be "treated differently" but going undiagnosed with ADD is so much harder. I see him giving it his best but if his head wasn't attached to his body, he'd lose that too! I love him so much, so I really don't mind being the one who knows where everything is 🙏❤️

    • @alyshay82597
      @alyshay82597 2 роки тому +8

      @@henotic.essence my mom did the similar, was diagnosed but she refused to report it to any teachers, didn’t want me being treated different. Now that I’m a teacher myself, I’ve talked to my previous teachers and they were just like “Yea that was obvious. We knew.” Whether she reported my diagnosis or not, it was obvious enough that they just knew.

  • @jourdanwinters7644
    @jourdanwinters7644 2 роки тому +20

    My question is how does ALR expect us to believe she always eats this way while maintaining this near 500 lb weight, while we can all see what Chantal truly eats in a day live, all day long, and she maintains around 350 elbees… shits not addin’ up, sis. 📱

  • @sjt5059
    @sjt5059 2 роки тому +128

    Zach I have the flu and I’ve been so disappointed by the lack of UA-cam videos I have to watch; but you came through with a 40 min video and I’m so grateful 😭

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +26

      omg feel better sarah!!

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +4

      Get well soon. 💜🙏🏼

    • @macytorro
      @macytorro 2 роки тому +3

      Same boat Sarah 😮‍💨💖

    • @corrinnesnyder
      @corrinnesnyder 2 роки тому +1

      no fr!! i feel like no one is uploading this week 😭 i hope you feel better!

  • @mmwinner274
    @mmwinner274 2 роки тому +40

    ALR could get a Nook or Kindle. Save her a few dollars on books, less clutter, and most libraries these days let you borrow ebooks. But she makes as much sense as starting a book series in the middle of a series.

    • @charliehatch288
      @charliehatch288 2 роки тому +11

      She’s the kind of person that would collect records without owning a record player. It’s performative, if she can’t show how many books she owns we won’t know, and that’s all she cares about 😂

    • @mmwinner274
      @mmwinner274 2 роки тому +4

      @@charliehatch288 me imagining she uses records as coasters and placemats. Hahahaha!

    • @charliehatch288
      @charliehatch288 2 роки тому +1

      @@mmwinner274 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mel_moon18
      @mel_moon18 2 роки тому +1

      ALR: E books are not aesthetically pleaseen 😤

  • @Feverm00n
    @Feverm00n 2 роки тому +63

    Honestly Booktube ALR is my fav ALR. Also if she learned how to do calligraphy and bullet journaling I’d like her journal collection a lot more. I can’t wait for scratch art to be over, just a bunch of one off single use plastic ughhhh.

    • @Sweet_Dee
      @Sweet_Dee 2 роки тому +6

      Okay calligraphy and bullet journaling content would be PERFECT for her. She obviously likes that kind of stuff, she has nothing but time and journaling supplies, and it wouldn't require her to expose much of anything about her health or personal life. I'm sure she won't make that content for this, that, and the third reason 🙄 but damn that's a good idea

    • @RamoArt
      @RamoArt 2 роки тому +2

      Every product made from plastic is single use plastic to our gorl

  • @andreajavins2541
    @andreajavins2541 2 роки тому +21

    I laughed out loud in a cackle when those damn scratch offs came on the screen and you got up and left. That was great!! 🤣🤣

  • @itismeISH
    @itismeISH 2 роки тому +38

    My wife and I laughed out loud during the “baby, baby” part. Hahah. Love the reaction zach.

  • @2542lauren
    @2542lauren 2 роки тому +14

    I thought for SURE we were segue-ing into an Adam & Eve sponsorship lol

  • @OBCDeeznutz
    @OBCDeeznutz 2 роки тому +15

    Ok but one of the first singing rhymes I learned was:
    Lizzy Borden had an axe
    She gave her mother 40 whacks
    When she saw what she had done
    She gave her father 41
    Maybe that was the begining of my true crime thing fascination?

  • @yuummmiiiii
    @yuummmiiiii 2 роки тому +8

    How amaaaazing it would be Wifey in the back saying “Did you take your medicine today? Go take them. I can tell. I can totally tell you didn’t take them.”

  • @queenmarynovelwriter5397
    @queenmarynovelwriter5397 2 роки тому +10

    I am offended by that 'watermelon kisses' type thing since she has a Black 'girlfriend/s'. I wonder why it doesn't bother Wipey...oh, of course, the car note is due.

    • @brie93468
      @brie93468 2 роки тому +1

      💯
      This is the comment I was looking for bc I 100% agree

  • @SyntaxError83
    @SyntaxError83 2 роки тому +10

    The whole 'watermelon kisses' thing was when she kissed wifey in the kitchen after she was either eating watermelon or had just used watermelon-flavored lip gloss. She made a thing about how sweet or whatever that moment was.

    • @Marymackthequeenofwack
      @Marymackthequeenofwack 2 роки тому +8

      Oh but wait...she wrote that poem when she was with Jade not "Alex". Why would your "new" girlfriend be ok with referring to a poem you wrote about your "old" girlfriend? 🤔👀

    • @paulac.munoztorres
      @paulac.munoztorres 2 роки тому

      She’s deep yall 🤣

    • @linger6666
      @linger6666 Рік тому

      OMG why is she in middle school

  • @Cassie_Escape
    @Cassie_Escape 2 роки тому +27

    "If you like it, live your truth." Agreed! But it's not truth when she says it fits... it's a dress, not a shirt lol.

  • @JustMeChrissLee
    @JustMeChrissLee 2 роки тому +12

    And she managed to sneak in the "im going to wash my hair" so shower mention check.

  • @emilyr7887
    @emilyr7887 2 роки тому +100

    driving home from a Costco run and so excited I have something to listen to for my hour drive!! happy Monday Zach!

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +54

      ooo link me to your costco haul youtube video bestie

  • @dramaqen14
    @dramaqen14 2 роки тому +19

    Funny that she could barely pick up her phone with that hand but had no problem picking up and putting a bunch of useless stuff in her cart 🤔

  • @wickedphantommisgirl
    @wickedphantommisgirl 2 роки тому +8

    When I miss my Cymbalta by a few hours, I absolutely feel like utter garbage. Headache, nausea, vertigo, the works. And that motivates me to take it like I'm supposed to! Also, it takes a few weeks for meds like what Amber is on (supposedly) to fully kick in and start having a noticable change. She's self-sabotaging by taking them so intermittently and probably making herself feel terrible, too.
    But that just helps Victimlynn I guess 🤷‍♀️

  • @wickedphantommisgirl
    @wickedphantommisgirl 2 роки тому +46

    Doing chores today to prepare to take care of my friend after surgery, and I *needed* some Zachary to keep me motivated! Chores is hard for the brain, gorl!

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +9

      Such an awesome friend you are! This world is blessed with people like you. 💜

  • @christinewilliams6495
    @christinewilliams6495 2 роки тому +19

    Coming from a military standpoint pets needs passports if you’re traveling from one country to another because vets need to know what vaccinations the pet needs to enter a different country due to the different bugs, parasites, etc.

  • @MegaChocolatedip
    @MegaChocolatedip 2 роки тому +10

    Why is it that a 30 year old woman can’t pronounce “breakfast”!?!? 😂😂 “Brefest” is killing me 😂

  • @paulac.munoztorres
    @paulac.munoztorres 2 роки тому +3

    Why is ALR so surprised that there are different rhymes for the patty-cake game? Wait till she finds out not every American celebrates Christmas 🙄

  • @pallasitematrix1614
    @pallasitematrix1614 2 роки тому +30

    I completely understand what she's talking about with trying to take her meds, and that being difficult. Taking care of yourself, even in that way, can get so hard when you're going through depression- especially if you're dealing with the illogical thoughts that sometimes comes with it like "this probably isn't working anyway if I still feel this way" or feelings that maybe you deserve to be in mental pain.
    Like idk if that's exactly what she's going through, but I've been there before.

  • @oncefighting
    @oncefighting 2 роки тому +6

    Amber getting culture shocked by a fellow American (wifey) but wants to go to Canada 💀💀💀 ok sis

  • @terragroah993
    @terragroah993 2 роки тому +7

    "ha ha it's so funny that I don't know things" I'm dead

  • @kittycat3-3-3
    @kittycat3-3-3 2 роки тому +6

    Okay, but as someone who studies linguistics, I actually like watching Amber and Wifey talk about the regional differences in their childhood rhymes! There's actually a lot of research into the regional differences of childhood rhymes and playground games, and it's all super cool imo. I'm from the East coast and my bf is from the West coast, and we've talked about our regional differences with that stuff before because it's interesting to see how everyone differs!

  • @GayFaerietales
    @GayFaerietales 2 роки тому +8

    Your fucking fake laughing and your closeups killedddd me 😭😭

  • @d31an3y
    @d31an3y 2 роки тому +5

    that betsey johnson dress reminds me of the pediatrician patterned scrubs

    • @daintybeigli
      @daintybeigli 2 роки тому +1

      Yes! Totally could be on scrubs

  • @charlottela401
    @charlottela401 2 роки тому +15

    I get nostalgia but at 34 I can't imagine sitting down, having and filming a conversation about patty cake songs.

    • @sherristeinbach7250
      @sherristeinbach7250 2 роки тому

      Did the kiddy limericks get to you to from a 32 year old and her 25 year old caregiver and or gf.

  • @daniellemcnamara7910
    @daniellemcnamara7910 2 роки тому +33

    Side note, any animal traveling from one country to another needs a passport, ANY, that includes livestock! They also need up to date vaccinations too!

    • @Youre-Welcome
      @Youre-Welcome 2 роки тому

      Paperwork and passports are not the same thing

  • @katroamleft4721
    @katroamleft4721 2 роки тому +7

    Poor doggo had to listen to her screeching...

  • @tristantries9211
    @tristantries9211 2 роки тому +4

    I have never heard of that Mississippi thing at all what a weird thing for me to have missed.

  • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
    @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 2 роки тому +13

    Her new obsessive saying is “do the damn thing.”

    • @littlemissfs9929
      @littlemissfs9929 2 роки тому

      Pulpy Syntax says that all the time. I do wonder ...

  • @persocomrade
    @persocomrade 2 роки тому +8

    When the “pleasure” segue WASNT for another Adam&Eve sponsorship lol

  • @anerdnamedalex8527
    @anerdnamedalex8527 2 роки тому +4

    Zach: PEOPLE ARE GONNA SAY SHES GOT TWO SHIRTS
    Me who’s seen st least 5 twitter threads about how the “Barbie” is different colored pinks and how the new shirt isn’t faded like it should be after years of wear: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

  • @jessmess2963
    @jessmess2963 2 роки тому +5

    Where is this super supportive girlfriend when she's struggling to take her meds?

  • @babybluecheeks
    @babybluecheeks 2 роки тому +18

    ALR never buys clothes that fit they are always tight that is why she constantly pulls at her clothing.

  • @hopeadler507
    @hopeadler507 2 роки тому +5

    The entire joke of Americans moving to Canada for healthcare is why that isn’t a thing anymore. They will find your comments or posts or videos about it and then deny you. It’s literally so tired bc healthcare here is not at all that great. They would take one look at her and deny her. I hate this entire “joke”

  • @itsj-fo8502
    @itsj-fo8502 2 роки тому +13

    Is it an inherent part of being a gorl that you have to screech in a loud high pitched voice?! Thinking Chantal shouting hi to people on her lives and then poor Twinkie getting this too?!

  • @Sugarcane510
    @Sugarcane510 2 роки тому +8

    When he walked out when the scratch art made an appearance I hollered 😭😭😭

  • @GoblnQwn
    @GoblnQwn 2 роки тому +23

    I've literally never heard the crooked letter version until my mom sang it. I'm from Ohio she is from Oregon. We just sing the letters as normal like you did at first
    Edit-my mom sang it when I was 20

  • @nellann2658
    @nellann2658 2 роки тому +8

    There was a video of Becky singing the song watermelon kisses and amber was making fun of them saying they don't like music like that. So I think that board is a sly diss to Becky.

    • @nikkydalby7126
      @nikkydalby7126 2 роки тому +3

      Jesus, let Becky just live her damn life 🙄 We get it Amber!! You’ve never loved anyone like you love Wifey! You’ve never been more supported since Wifey showed up! Move on woman!

  • @myownbravado
    @myownbravado 2 роки тому +10

    Lmao Zach at 18:00 already knew barbie-gate was gonna happen! That's how you know you've been in this situation type deal for a loooong time!

  • @Contrarymary853
    @Contrarymary853 2 роки тому +2

    Can’t make sense out of nonsense.
    -The Zach Mike

  • @judithrogers9641
    @judithrogers9641 2 роки тому +14

    Working and listening to YOU!! I absolutely love you!!! You always crack me up!!

  • @erinw8787
    @erinw8787 2 роки тому +9

    The irony in reaction channels getting sponsors but no one will touch ALR herself with a 10 foot pole is kind of hilarious . Love that for her. I wish scent bird would launch/post to Australia 😢.

  • @2b_unique_d
    @2b_unique_d 2 роки тому +3

    “Do Better” literally my favorite line in the whole reaction!!!! 😂😂That damn scratch art 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauried61
    @lauried61 2 роки тому +10

    Always love to see a Zachary Michael video to bring more sunshine to my day! Yes Zach ,you do look rosy, don't forget the sunblock!

  • @annas9720
    @annas9720 2 роки тому +18

    living for your reactions. your facial expressions are like none other. and your commentary. dont stop being you, Zach.

  • @meg7532
    @meg7532 2 роки тому +4

    Nothing like coming home after an 11hr shift to a new Zach video!!! 🤩🤩 Always ready for the laughs!!

  • @susanbob8285
    @susanbob8285 2 роки тому +37

    I was having a bad day today but a Zachary Michael video always cheers me up! Thanks Zach, have a great day!

    • @amyyy___
      @amyyy___ 2 роки тому +2

      hope your day gets better 💜

  • @samanthacooley2192
    @samanthacooley2192 2 роки тому +4

    that betsy johnson dress reminds me of the night gowns they sale at walmart

  • @tradbimbo
    @tradbimbo 2 роки тому +80

    Zachary always coming in with killer content at the best times, I love having your videos keep me company at work!

    • @tradbimbo
      @tradbimbo 2 роки тому

      Also, I'm surprised as a Midwesterner you don't know the Bobo version, I think it's more of location thing, I'm black and we all knew the Bobo regardless of race.

    • @jordiflower
      @jordiflower 2 роки тому

      Me too!

    • @MarieInnes
      @MarieInnes 2 роки тому +2

      I’m in Australia and just woke up, this is my favourite morning routine content!

  • @jameseversley8340
    @jameseversley8340 2 роки тому +4

    I had planned to meditate after a stressful day at work, but watching a 40 minute video from you was much much better - it’s so rad to feel refreshed by giggling along with you!!

  • @lashondacoleman7729
    @lashondacoleman7729 2 роки тому +10

    Zach I laughed so freaking loud when you jumped up out that chair when the scratch art came on hehehe!

  • @saras9828
    @saras9828 2 роки тому +2

    when you walked out of the room when she started the scratch art I couldn’t help but laugh omg

  • @elischb4425
    @elischb4425 2 роки тому +3

    “shut up, you are too. put it in the Louvre.” okay Zach spitting BARS🚨🚨🚨

  • @destinyeitel7201
    @destinyeitel7201 2 роки тому +4

    Zach when you got up and walked out I'm telling you the way I cackled!! Thanks for always bringing a laugh to my night

  • @IFBBProYeo
    @IFBBProYeo 2 роки тому

    I'm so over ALR. The roasting is so necessary. Loving the extra spicy Zach!!!! TELL HER GORL!

  • @cervantesjaclyn89
    @cervantesjaclyn89 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve been binging your videos and you are just so done with her shenanigans and I love it 😂

  • @kelleyorians1752
    @kelleyorians1752 2 роки тому +15

    I got off work a little early and found the bigger bonus of our queen talking about Amber. Zach, you never fail to bring a smile! Thank you!

  • @ashtonwalsh2757
    @ashtonwalsh2757 2 роки тому +1

    I died when the scratchers came out and you left. Judy’s reaction killed me 😂

  • @Christina-yo3wt
    @Christina-yo3wt 2 роки тому +2

    When you started saying the “baby” in her voice I cracked tf up. I’m setting that as my ringtone 😭

  • @MandiiFace
    @MandiiFace 2 роки тому

    Watching Zach’s videos because my mood is in need of a boost.. Thank you Zach!

  • @nayabkhurshid4089
    @nayabkhurshid4089 2 роки тому +8

    i thought twonk had arthritis? why is she making him jump around on the couch

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly. Some sort of joint issue but Amber can’t possibly figure out that Twink is in pain when she licks her paws right after the jumping. Shows how unfit a pet owner Amber is.

  • @sharmeenqureshi7760
    @sharmeenqureshi7760 2 роки тому

    Omg when you walked off camera when the scratch art came out, literally spat my drink out 😂

  • @LindsUnhinged
    @LindsUnhinged 2 роки тому +3

    80lbs in 4 years i - 😐

  • @nhz03
    @nhz03 2 роки тому +1

    bruhh when those scratch art things came out and you got up I spiritually left with you XD