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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @MusiKube_
    @MusiKube_ 7 років тому +2358

    "Unlike me, the merch is finally out" nice gay joke jack

  • @S_Kordy
    @S_Kordy 7 років тому +2673

    Jack is probably Eminem's ghost writer...

    • @hollytotallyarealname254
      @hollytotallyarealname254 7 років тому +7

      CHILUDA I thought the same thing.

    • @aveline1090
      @aveline1090 7 років тому +91

      Whitest rapper's ghostwriter is actually whiter than him

    • @panah2892
      @panah2892 7 років тому +3

      Definitely 😂

    • @VedavyasMunugoor
      @VedavyasMunugoor 7 років тому +92

      I mean Jack's bars are lowkey really good lmao

    • @banticraider
      @banticraider 7 років тому +17

      CHILUDA that explains relapse

  • @f3rgaliciouss
    @f3rgaliciouss 3 роки тому +2294

    “Shane’s a cool guy”
    *oh no.*

  • @izzy6032
    @izzy6032 4 роки тому +2516

    The ‘I love Shane, he’s such a good person’ part aged badly

    • @SunnyCalico
      @SunnyCalico 4 роки тому +26

      sunthlower 🌻 exactly what I was thinking

    • @omatofi
      @omatofi 3 роки тому +9

      wait. what happened oh no

    • @joVeeNoise
      @joVeeNoise 3 роки тому +50

      dude, can you not? stop cancelling people based on the one video you watched on them
      actually, just stop canceling people
      Edit: because of all the blue haired white girls flaming me over something I said a year ago, I’m editing this comment to say this: scroll down to my other comment. I do not feel this way about Shane anymore, please for the love of god shut up and don’t keep this thread going. You’re acting like children.

    • @feebee6810
      @feebee6810 3 роки тому +273

      @@joVeeNoise one video? Shane is a disgusting person and you not understanding why he's being canceled shows you don't care enough to do your research.

    • @eo6435
      @eo6435 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, but his movie is a cinematic masterpiece

  • @TimTom
    @TimTom 7 років тому +11460

    I'm not mad that you didn't fix my bio, I'm just disappointed.

  • @koencarloskemp130
    @koencarloskemp130 7 років тому +3519

    pringles should just have "we're the only company who don't sell air @lays"

    • @rileyclerkin-james8462
      @rileyclerkin-james8462 7 років тому +11

      koenn kemp XD

    • @supermariogamerx2768
      @supermariogamerx2768 7 років тому +95

      Joshua Persaud *J O K E*

    • @burnwolfember729
      @burnwolfember729 7 років тому +72

      Joshua Persaud I never thought I'd see someone so attached to a potato chip brand, you must be the guy with the fedora collection.

    • @inpain2882
      @inpain2882 7 років тому +2

      Burnwolf Ember its basic science lmao

    • @inpain2882
      @inpain2882 7 років тому +3

      Burnwolf Ember Mr Burnwolf Ember (your name is edgier than linkin park)

  • @deathdropaldc4799
    @deathdropaldc4799 4 роки тому +2111

    “Unlike me, the merch is finally out!”
    My new yearbook quote.

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 роки тому +21

      Kirk Morgan Thanks, we all needed this comment.

    • @angelo8254
      @angelo8254 4 роки тому +6

      How can a person possibly be out

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 роки тому +30

      Angelo of the closet, that is

    • @anyatindall5678
      @anyatindall5678 4 роки тому +15

      @@angelo8254 as in coming out of the closet as gay

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 4 роки тому +6

      HumanBean Why do you have to attack him right away, it’s so childish. Dude he just didn’t get the joke.

  • @bearitbbh
    @bearitbbh 5 років тому +502

    Jacksfilms: Throws shade at Google
    Also Jacksfilms: Gets sponsored by Google Chromebooks

    • @nate9962
      @nate9962 5 років тому +2

      hiitsmetherealkirby fantastic

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 роки тому +7

      Nice fursona

    • @macmcscott9723
      @macmcscott9723 3 роки тому +4

      It’s just like Pyrocynical and his relation with Mobile Apps.

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 3 роки тому +2

      Money is money even if it's from a company you dislike or hate

    • @divekingfan7150
      @divekingfan7150 Рік тому

      @@David-gj9qr besides, he’s loves new smartphones and tech like that, so a google sponsorship fit right into his interest, plus he probably got some discounts on their products

  • @robertmorrison4457
    @robertmorrison4457 4 роки тому +520

    "PEOPLE EAT US
    WE ARE CHIPS!"
    - The Chip People

    • @kuewit
      @kuewit 4 роки тому +2

      69th like nice

    • @Zekiraeth
      @Zekiraeth 2 роки тому

      Fun fact, Pringles aren't actually chips. They do not contain potatoes. Instead they are made of wheat.

  • @jenessaanderson2594
    @jenessaanderson2594 7 років тому +2212

    You should do a "fix your dogs" we'll just send you pictures of our dogs, and you'll fix em!

    • @softsound9154
      @softsound9154 7 років тому +6

      not a bad idea actually, +1

    • @msrDeno
      @msrDeno 7 років тому +2

      Scrumdiddlyumptious I like this guy

    • @yukikariuwu5773
      @yukikariuwu5773 7 років тому +5

      yeey finally really good idea :D

    • @manuelAc8888
      @manuelAc8888 7 років тому +25

      They're all good boys and can't be fixed since when can you fix perfection?

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 7 років тому +1

      Scrumdiddlyumptious brilliance

  • @claredoherty9991
    @claredoherty9991 5 років тому +916

    "the pope, gotta be careful here"
    set the white house on fire 5 seconds ago

    • @forcedcomedy9912
      @forcedcomedy9912 4 роки тому +17

      @hi there tell others to get triggered when you make a comment like that. Why would you even write that over a simple joke? Lol

    • @enricocortelazzi9643
      @enricocortelazzi9643 4 роки тому +3

      @hi there jesus people still hating on countries? Aight

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 роки тому

      hi there If you wanna act holier-than-thou go with “anyway” instead

    • @anyatindall5678
      @anyatindall5678 4 роки тому +1

      hi there deleted their comment what did it say

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 роки тому +4

      Anya Tindall I don’t really remember. The gist was probably some verbose version of “catholics bad” or “america bad”. Just sorta stroking their own ego instead of saying anything funny/interesting.

  • @PapaDjangoProducties
    @PapaDjangoProducties 5 років тому +887

    8:37 top 10 rapper Eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @ryeliths
    @ryeliths 7 років тому +1971

    asked my mom to get me that shirt
    she was confused what it means

    • @curlyboicyrus
      @curlyboicyrus 7 років тому +98

      she said '"THATS A SHIRT FOR BOYS!"

    • @bxbbybrxh
      @bxbbybrxh 7 років тому +119

      ColorWolf *Big Boys

    • @kristen5998
      @kristen5998 7 років тому +12

      So are we

    • @H1NCH023
      @H1NCH023 7 років тому +32

      Seriously what does it mean?

    • @axeace1413
      @axeace1413 7 років тому +48

      H1NCH Me me big boy
      Duh

  • @hmmmok1924
    @hmmmok1924 7 років тому +1798

    new jacksfilms bio: forcer of memes, destroyer of dreams

    • @theohall877
      @theohall877 7 років тому +21

      The fact that it's a forced Meme, makes it a better Meme

    • @chasem4659
      @chasem4659 7 років тому +9

      Magga K |-/ stay alive fren

    • @phantasiai
      @phantasiai 7 років тому +2

      Magga K Nice profile pic. The only good Twenty One Pilots album.

    • @raymondsmith657
      @raymondsmith657 7 років тому +16

      STAYYY ALLIIIIIIVVVEEEE
      WHERE IS ME ME BIG BOY
      MR JACKSFILMS COME IN
      IS HE ALIVE
      no.

    • @nouchone2896
      @nouchone2896 7 років тому

      Magga K helo clique

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 5 років тому +2798

    I died at "EAT US, WE ARE CHIPS!!!"

    • @thedumbartist
      @thedumbartist 5 років тому +98

      hahah me too, lay lover

    • @alex.mp4831
      @alex.mp4831 4 роки тому +171

      r/usernamechecksout lmao

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 роки тому +8

      Please do

    • @swillzmegamitensei
      @swillzmegamitensei 4 роки тому +22

      jacksheislostinstereo please stop linking subreddits outside of reddit, it makes you look like an idiot

    • @JennKirkland
      @JennKirkland 4 роки тому +26

      Swillz RS so does complaining about the difference between websites that are mostly spambots and teenagers but no one but me is bugged by that

  • @prasadaboi151
    @prasadaboi151 5 років тому +908

    Jacksfilms: “I’m a nobody”
    Also Jacksfilms: *has 4.5 million subscribers*

  • @LouisHaarp
    @LouisHaarp 7 років тому +1997

    In the apple/samsung back and forth you forgot windows phones... Just like everyone else.

    • @Andrew-gu8uw
      @Andrew-gu8uw 7 років тому +51

      Luis Souza what are windows phones? never heard of them

    • @MaximuskingTO
      @MaximuskingTO 7 років тому +9

      Luis Souza Nokia

    • @weezerfan2083
      @weezerfan2083 7 років тому +11

      andrew Exactly

    • @PsychShrew
      @PsychShrew 7 років тому +26

      Luis Souza *Cough* Xperia *Cough*

    • @smolminji3378
      @smolminji3378 7 років тому +1

      Luis Souza ohhh snap

  • @oldchannel11177
    @oldchannel11177 6 років тому +2391

    *PEOPLE EAT US WE ARE CHIPS*

    • @gnatscrafts
      @gnatscrafts 5 років тому +10

      isabella thereasa Are you just like, dumb or something?

    • @AlvaroHli
      @AlvaroHli 5 років тому +10

      @@gnatscrafts pop xd r/THE SOUND OF THE JOKE GOING OVER YOUR HEAD lol

    • @blitz1483
      @blitz1483 5 років тому +6

      Yes that sure is in the video

    • @thisaccountisdiscontinued9576
      @thisaccountisdiscontinued9576 5 років тому +3

      Why are we not crunchy?

    • @ed-ut2yo
      @ed-ut2yo 5 років тому +3

      @@gnatscrafts r/wooosh

  • @cianooo1127
    @cianooo1127 5 років тому +227

    Ok, but seriously. 8:35 was amazing
    *WOW*

  • @dillankempter5780
    @dillankempter5780 5 років тому +428

    I was bullied for wearing a me me big boy shirt...
    thanks john

    • @samstuff8554
      @samstuff8554 3 роки тому +21

      Ya gotta me me yeet boy your bully dawg

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 3 роки тому +28

      Show up to school with the same shirt during an assembly and when you get made fun of
      Shoot em up while screeching various jacksfilms quotes

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 3 роки тому +6

      @@blackieechan6215 yikes.

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 3 роки тому

      @@lilypaigeham it’ll work won’t it

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +1

      @@lilypaigeham correction to your reply: "hell fuckin yEAH--"

  • @benwhitehurst1267
    @benwhitehurst1267 7 років тому +1148

    Jack, you should fix you tubers "about" page. Start with yours

    • @BrownWebkinzDog
      @BrownWebkinzDog 7 років тому +28

      i actually love this idea

    • @ericdabest1742
      @ericdabest1742 7 років тому +1

      That last one was amazing

    • @CortexExists
      @CortexExists 7 років тому +1

      BEN YOU'RE A GENIUS

    • @wumbo1833
      @wumbo1833 7 років тому +7

      Ben Whitehurst Bad day?

    • @theroyalcat7010
      @theroyalcat7010 7 років тому +34

      BEN, I SWEAR, IF HE SEES YOUR COMMENT AFTER THE MONTHS I'VE SPAMMED THIS TO HIM YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!

  • @JSDiamond
    @JSDiamond 6 років тому +2906

    I love walking around in my backyard wearing my me me big boy shirt.

  • @elliswtf
    @elliswtf 3 роки тому +108

    “shane is really nice, he’s such a good person!”
    *oh*

  • @velbutvel
    @velbutvel 3 роки тому +279

    “Shane’s a cool guy” did not age well

    • @longboi13
      @longboi13 3 роки тому

      69th like

    • @cookiecraftfriend1051
      @cookiecraftfriend1051 3 роки тому

      What

    • @moo9557
      @moo9557 3 роки тому +2

      update: shane is not a good guy

    • @a14yearold
      @a14yearold 3 роки тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @holdenjones2298
    @holdenjones2298 7 років тому +481

    We need a don't @ me tshirt

  • @RiffetyRaffety
    @RiffetyRaffety 7 років тому +113

    "unlike me, the merch is finally out"

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 років тому +10

      But unlike with the merch coming out, we wouldn't be surprised

  • @FromAsgard32
    @FromAsgard32 3 роки тому +331

    I'm here looking for comments about Shane segment...

    • @eggirl2703
      @eggirl2703 3 роки тому +6

      Same lmao

    • @foxsden12
      @foxsden12 3 роки тому +2

      nobody cares and this Is old news

    • @FromAsgard32
      @FromAsgard32 3 роки тому +11

      @@foxsden12 it happened this summer, it's not like we're talking about 1992

    • @foxsden12
      @foxsden12 3 роки тому +3

      FromAsgard32 literally nobody’s talking about it anymore

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 3 роки тому +8

      @@foxsden12 you're right, it lasted like two weeks, I had completely forgotten about it and never heard of it anywhere. And Shane's probably doing fine again! -probably

  • @artcentral4929
    @artcentral4929 4 роки тому +710

    yikes, that Shane Dawson bit hasn't aged well

    • @samstuff8554
      @samstuff8554 3 роки тому +3

      Oof

    • @earlyowlYT
      @earlyowlYT 3 роки тому +3

      Mou khles. he was canceled, canceled so bad, that his career practically ended

    • @girlykyuu1185
      @girlykyuu1185 3 роки тому +2

      Got that right Jesus

    • @sythesz
      @sythesz 3 роки тому +5

      Mou khles. he fucked his cat lol

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +28

      The only good thing he did was giving Jack the popularity he deserves.

  • @UkAnub1s
    @UkAnub1s 7 років тому +637

    "Don't @ me" is soon gunna be merch

  • @AKAVANISHX
    @AKAVANISHX 7 років тому +1840

    2016: "Dat Boi is a forced meme" -jacksfilms
    2017: "me me big boy" -jacksfilms
    pretty ironic.

    • @Queen-qi4do
      @Queen-qi4do 7 років тому +57

      Synchronize Bad day?

    • @memegod7842
      @memegod7842 7 років тому +4

      good day?

    • @memegod7842
      @memegod7842 7 років тому +2

      Crap

    • @zoen7034
      @zoen7034 7 років тому +4

      Synchronize "me me big boy x52" *

    • @TheCvlt
      @TheCvlt 7 років тому +36

      Synchronize ME ME DAT BOI

  • @woomydayz
    @woomydayz 3 роки тому +150

    Uh oh. The Shane part. I feel bad lol

    • @zenthemanchild
      @zenthemanchild 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah lmao

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Рік тому

      And all the comments saying how they loved it, one person cried because it was so wholesome. Bad situation all around but shane was a bro sometimes

  • @jessicalomeli6809
    @jessicalomeli6809 2 роки тому +10

    " Shane's a cool guy"
    That didn't age quite so well

  • @mellajahovic8445
    @mellajahovic8445 7 років тому +769

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT "UNLIKE ME THE MERCH IS FINALLY OUT"

    • @chrisscholten8205
      @chrisscholten8205 7 років тому +68

      Because Jack being in the closet is not news anymore...

    • @littlegirlwithbigdreams9112
      @littlegirlwithbigdreams9112 7 років тому +19

      This comment is legit.

    • @swaglieri
      @swaglieri 7 років тому +2

      mella jahovic I commented this exact thing then saw you commented it 😂

    • @AbuseForViews
      @AbuseForViews 7 років тому +4

      Because it was a joke, but you decided to be a big fucking tumor and type in all caps about it while sporting a twenty one pilots profile picture like every other god damn "edgy" teen on this stupid god damn website.

    • @mellajahovic8445
      @mellajahovic8445 7 років тому +12

      Stubnoob how bored are you and who hurt you

  • @facespkz_osu
    @facespkz_osu 7 років тому +2015

    hey remember when steve jobs died

    • @scarletaubergine5065
      @scarletaubergine5065 7 років тому +84

      wow, fucked up, man

    • @_shibelol1658
      @_shibelol1658 7 років тому +3

      Scarlet Aubergine sensitive

    • @bigg4412
      @bigg4412 7 років тому +15

      Last Gen Richtofen it's a joke from the video

    • @tomiautere4369
      @tomiautere4369 7 років тому +23

      H e s n o w B O N E L E S S

    • @mknvi
      @mknvi 7 років тому

      GraceDizzle how do u do that

  • @alexw3777
    @alexw3777 5 років тому +71

    *shows the Whitehouse literally burning and the President screaming*
    Oh the Pope! Now, I don’t wanna get in trouble.

    • @yammolcho8127
      @yammolcho8127 4 роки тому

      Everyone makes fun of the current US president, that goes along with the white house while the Christians from since the early ages has gone on pilgrimages and hugely affected history.

  • @jimmyfiddlesticks337
    @jimmyfiddlesticks337 5 років тому +3340

    Obama has more followers than The White House...
    EDIT: 3K likes baby! Hell yeah!!

  • @lusitanimendes641
    @lusitanimendes641 7 років тому +242

    8:33 Damn he got bars

    • @rus778
      @rus778 7 років тому +11

      Eminem vs Jacksfilms XD

    • @squidinc78
      @squidinc78 7 років тому +1

      KillerBeast951 just what I was thinking

    • @mcknight1043
      @mcknight1043 7 років тому

      Lusitani Mendes
      JacksRaps vs TuPacKs

  • @aurorasparks1985
    @aurorasparks1985 7 років тому +662

    0:06 "Unlike me the merch is finally out." But Jack, you already came out ?

    • @squiddygumdrops6337
      @squiddygumdrops6337 7 років тому +45

      Oh that's right he came out as black

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 7 років тому

      +Brandon A jack back in black?

    • @thesharanaithal
      @thesharanaithal 7 років тому

      On the next episode of YGS, featuring...

    • @lucasheras1460
      @lucasheras1460 7 років тому +10

      also he came out of the closet
      LITERALLY

    • @sadbot6611
      @sadbot6611 7 років тому +31

      Aurora Sparks didnt he also come out as a big boy?

  • @unenthusedseal8474
    @unenthusedseal8474 4 роки тому +50

    me watching jack say his appreciation for shane in 2020 👁👄👁

  • @morgank_456
    @morgank_456 Рік тому +12

    the shane love aged like milk

  • @sweetrock2345
    @sweetrock2345 7 років тому +638

    You got merch money? Me me broke girl.

  • @lahgick4385
    @lahgick4385 7 років тому +2343

    Alright john, i think it's time for a fix your bios song...

  • @KingGaming-vf3pz
    @KingGaming-vf3pz 5 років тому +141

    2:39
    *Wendy’s:* Hold my beer...

  • @trulyfog
    @trulyfog 3 роки тому +5

    jack: talks about shane
    me: *goes to comments*

  • @CrashBangAdam
    @CrashBangAdam 7 років тому +281

    Guy: me me big boy
    Gal: dnt @ me
    fin

  • @GraceClift
    @GraceClift 6 років тому +1237

    “Unlike me, the merch is FINALLY OUT!”

    • @piecrumbs9951
      @piecrumbs9951 6 років тому +33

      PINKLEMONADE of the closet

    • @RadionWave
      @RadionWave 5 років тому +32

      Flat Earth Is the truth yes that is the joke

    • @arthurmorgan1723
      @arthurmorgan1723 5 років тому

      How do you literally get 700 likes from copying a phrase from the video

    • @Davisk
      @Davisk 5 років тому +1

      @@arthurmorgan1723 oof

    • @ammoniastudios6182
      @ammoniastudios6182 5 років тому +1

      Of the closet

  • @swag3144
    @swag3144 3 роки тому +16

    “Shane’s a cool guy”
    Oho buddyyyyyy

    • @thomasknickrehm912
      @thomasknickrehm912 3 роки тому +2

      *D'Angelo Wallace would like to have a word*

    • @samstuff8554
      @samstuff8554 3 роки тому

      Thomas Knickrehm my dude literally made a whole ass movie good vid tho

  • @Phoozball_
    @Phoozball_ 5 років тому +39

    7:48
    *Location: Weirdmageddon*
    i love this dude

  • @static7518
    @static7518 7 років тому +190

    I love walking around my backyard, pointing at my bushes and shrubs.
    Probably saying "You too.."

  • @MrBaconstrips13
    @MrBaconstrips13 7 років тому +3032

    DAMN jack those bars in Olivia's bio were awesome :P

    • @jameszhou6152
      @jameszhou6152 7 років тому +1

      GoodToMyself i

    • @softsound9154
      @softsound9154 7 років тому +65

      *were
      #YGS

    • @ann6303
      @ann6303 7 років тому +1

      GoodToMyself ikr😂😂💙

    • @urjasingh
      @urjasingh 7 років тому

      GoodToMyself b

    • @konrad186
      @konrad186 7 років тому +2

      Can someone tell me what does me me dig boy mean.

  • @uniteto0o0o
    @uniteto0o0o 5 років тому +27

    just had to mention my sister's drama teacher was shrek in shrek the musical

  • @OingoDeLaBoingo
    @OingoDeLaBoingo Рік тому +9

    Oh god not the Shane Dawson defense. Baby this aged like aleeady spoiled milk guuurlll aaaaa

  • @Andeey1708
    @Andeey1708 7 років тому +191

    Really disapointed he didn't fix Geena Mumbles' bio

  • @hannathebanana3769
    @hannathebanana3769 7 років тому +447

    This is the first video I watched from this channel and I immediately subscribed after finishing it
    that rapping tho 10/10

  • @dracco9082
    @dracco9082 5 років тому +183

    9:03 top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

  • @pizzadwight8923
    @pizzadwight8923 5 років тому +170

    Makes fun of Two presidents and a pipe without any doubts.
    Sees Shane Dawson...
    I CANT MAKE FUN OF SHANE!!

  • @safbeafbe
    @safbeafbe 7 років тому +667

    This is the first video I've ever watched of you, and this is fucking incredible. Subscribed.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 7 років тому +37

      Pringle Oh young innocent child.... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

    • @artawesome30
      @artawesome30 7 років тому +24

      Things you need to kno:
      John is gay
      Now ur set

    • @stegozelosaurus7250
      @stegozelosaurus7250 7 років тому

      Pringle me me big boy

    • @badvertise
      @badvertise 7 років тому +25

      It's all downhill from here.

    • @Liamj774
      @Liamj774 7 років тому

      lol

  • @NickDionisio
    @NickDionisio 7 років тому +497

    When Jack rushes the ending to get the video up "on time"...

  • @plutonianshome8960
    @plutonianshome8960 5 років тому +91

    oi. Canada is real as I have been living and dying here my whole live. yes. that’s right. if you die in Canada, you don’t die in real life.

    • @stephaniehutchens3222
      @stephaniehutchens3222 4 роки тому +7

      how do you get into canada, I'm at the edge of the USA but all there is is ocean bro

    • @jaydenfurlong6109
      @jaydenfurlong6109 4 роки тому +1

      h maybe go north? I heard people go east or west.

  • @jaska2081
    @jaska2081 5 років тому +47

    “Unlike me the merch is finally out”
    MEEEEEEEE

  • @spiritfelidae7459
    @spiritfelidae7459 6 років тому +183

    That rap made me cry

  • @rosemary4336
    @rosemary4336 7 років тому +613

    can we get a tshirt that says "I forgot to take my sass meds"?

    • @huh3682
      @huh3682 7 років тому

      Rosemary Bailey Yes please! 😂

    • @agnes8158
      @agnes8158 7 років тому +49

      can we get a shirt saying "canada isn't real"

    • @tiaboudreau5234
      @tiaboudreau5234 7 років тому +1

      Rosemary Bailey I NEED THAT SHIRT! Lol

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 7 років тому

      Majestic Unicorn
      Lol I'd wear that and I live in Canada

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 7 років тому

      Rosemary Bailey
      Yes please!

  • @opotatoe44
    @opotatoe44 3 роки тому +5

    1:15 here's jack predicting the future in a bad way...

  • @periodteek8690
    @periodteek8690 5 років тому +52

    When you said
    *born in the wrong generation.. pshh*
    *good lord*
    You sounded like my dad
    ✋😳🤚

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 3 роки тому +3

      Both him and your dad are very right to mock that phrase

  • @jorfirenze
    @jorfirenze 6 років тому +334

    l e t s t a k e a g a n d e r

  • @itsvmmc
    @itsvmmc 7 років тому +679

    Knock knock!
    -Who`s there?
    -It`s me.
    -Me who??
    Me me big boy

    • @hazimahmed7644
      @hazimahmed7644 7 років тому +7

      me me big boy

    • @FD-ug1vj
      @FD-ug1vj 7 років тому +7

      InsertNameHere i thought it was going to be mehoynehoy

    • @NilesTheRobot
      @NilesTheRobot 7 років тому +3

      InsertNameHere me me big boy?

    • @audiophilefroggy3842
      @audiophilefroggy3842 7 років тому +4

      Becca Moyer me me big boy

    • @nucoler
      @nucoler 7 років тому +2

      Becca Moyer me me big boy

  • @procyon6445
    @procyon6445 5 років тому +9

    i love how not even Jack could bear walking outside his backyard.

  • @calamatos
    @calamatos 3 роки тому +3

    Bro was ahead of his time at 1:22

  • @dr.raymondstantzph.d.2293
    @dr.raymondstantzph.d.2293 7 років тому +394

    Am I the only one needing a JacksFilms rap album?

  • @duncanfilms2318
    @duncanfilms2318 7 років тому +231

    8:32 is just straight fire

  • @annabellerosamond4845
    @annabellerosamond4845 5 років тому +7

    I got Sherlock throwbacks when he compared Obama to Moriarty “miss me?”

  • @marie.antoinette
    @marie.antoinette 3 роки тому +3

    honestly I just knew the entire comment section would be focusing on the Shane part lol

  • @apoked
    @apoked 7 років тому +912

    Why isn't anyone commenting about the last mothefucking fix??? That rap was so ON POINT!!! Good job jack

    • @JKennyPro
      @JKennyPro 7 років тому +1

      Apostolos Kedikidis ikr

    • @nabhanq
      @nabhanq 7 років тому +12

      hi (sorry for my bad english)

    • @spaceshark12385
      @spaceshark12385 7 років тому +4

      Apostolos Kedikidis 420th like

    • @Skwerll
      @Skwerll 7 років тому +5

      Go check her twitter she changed her bio and cover photo to it.

    • @satan4153
      @satan4153 7 років тому

      Apostolos Kedikidis what is up my crankycrew

  • @MrVideoman619
    @MrVideoman619 7 років тому +489

    Me me big boy rearranged is: Big Meme Boy

  • @lukitassszz
    @lukitassszz 3 роки тому +8

    2:39 it's funny because every single twitter brand does that now

  • @xdevildeadlyx7650
    @xdevildeadlyx7650 3 роки тому +8

    4:48 NOT ANYMORE!

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 7 років тому +163

    @Jacksfilms - use the damn browser inspection tool. I tell you this every "fix bio" episode. It's easier and quicker than photoshopping and there's an added bonus that it looks more natural.

    • @TimTom
      @TimTom 7 років тому +44

      Gonna have to agree with that one, Jack.
      What is this, amateur hour?

    • @itskhylmao4417
      @itskhylmao4417 7 років тому +1

      TimTom ayyye Tim tom, another great animator

    • @zetaruler
      @zetaruler 7 років тому +49

      Kris Komar don't @ him

    • @KittehKatification
      @KittehKatification 7 років тому +6

      I feel like it's part of the joke, having it look not at all legit

  • @MinjaTeh
    @MinjaTeh 7 років тому +1305

    Why do so many edgy teens watch jacksfilms

    • @Tarog_
      @Tarog_ 7 років тому +214

      TehMinja stressed depressed and sherlock obsessed so edgy mate i almost cut myselffff

    • @TachEdits
      @TachEdits 7 років тому +30

      sarah nøel a movie by Shane Dawson

    • @fatalbert2055
      @fatalbert2055 7 років тому +86

      TehMinja I know right. Who do they think will be impressed by there edgy bios. "Born in the wrong generation" Jesus Christ

    • @diegoluna4292
      @diegoluna4292 7 років тому +2

      +sarah nøel called a joke

    • @Tarog_
      @Tarog_ 7 років тому +1

      f.b. squad amirite

  • @tylerensley2628
    @tylerensley2628 3 роки тому +16

    "Shane's a cool guy" Boy this aged poorly

  • @Layla-ys3hy
    @Layla-ys3hy 3 роки тому +3

    4:08 well that aged like milk

  • @johnfritz2310
    @johnfritz2310 6 років тому +174

    Jack rapping is the absolute best... makes me laugh so much

    • @wakisabe
      @wakisabe 6 років тому +5

      Chich Bang
      **raping

    • @gapcarla
      @gapcarla 6 років тому

      I agree

    • @I_forgot_something_
      @I_forgot_something_ 6 років тому

      I think it’s hilarious and awesome! 😆😆

    • @theorangebeard7007
      @theorangebeard7007 6 років тому

      Still better than xxxtenacion

    • @trezspre
      @trezspre 6 років тому

      twitter.com/0liviamackinnon lol she actually used his bio of hers

  • @kylecarr2
    @kylecarr2 7 років тому +61

    "I mean, if it ain't broke. That's a good bio, I dare say that's the perfect bio" Jacksfilms in response to "Canada isn't real" I think I laughed too hard at that.

    • @kiwialberts8455
      @kiwialberts8455 7 років тому +31

      Kyle Carr yes, I also watched the video

  • @yellowthatjolteon4257
    @yellowthatjolteon4257 4 роки тому +6

    When you relize Jack is walking through his backyard instead of walking trough his neighborhood

  • @bryceson652
    @bryceson652 3 роки тому +1

    “This is actually what’s going on in the whitehouse today” oh that poor soul. Welcome to late 2020

  • @phodog6860
    @phodog6860 7 років тому +290

    Jack should fix his own bio.

    • @hamstergirl7969
      @hamstergirl7969 6 років тому

      Ṫḩẹ Ľêḡɇɳđaʾŗỹ Ƥựʛ Ǹĕö basically

    • @kirbygobbler
      @kirbygobbler 6 років тому

      Pho Dog. PlEaSe

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 6 років тому +3

      Pho Dog he already made a video for that!

    • @Solwiz
      @Solwiz 6 років тому

      Pho Dog brother?

  • @petrify4814
    @petrify4814 7 років тому +806

    I teared up a little when he was talking about Shane. That was really sweet.

  • @strideryourself
    @strideryourself 5 років тому +12

    Hey! Nice to know you found a real job starting a hot-dog business at Jack’s Cosmic Dogs!

  • @LaunchedKnot777
    @LaunchedKnot777 3 роки тому +1

    “Unlike me, the merch is finally out” is a good gay joke

  • @spoofedup1369
    @spoofedup1369 7 років тому +336

    Jack you should be a professional rapper

    • @spoofedup1369
      @spoofedup1369 7 років тому +7

      OR SHOULD I SAY JOHN

    • @beepbeepdying125
      @beepbeepdying125 7 років тому +44

      **raper

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 7 років тому +3

      beep beep dying His names not Toby though.

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 7 років тому

      beep beep dying ummmmm it's not raper u really don't want to say professional raper it's rape she's right ok rape is a crime

    • @beepbeepdying125
      @beepbeepdying125 7 років тому +3

      Lmao it's a YGS joke. I'm actually surprised you didn't get the joke

  • @angy3673
    @angy3673 7 років тому +242

    How do i ask my dad for a me me big boy shirt without him questioning my sanity? Wake me up, wake me up inside!

    • @daxder54321
      @daxder54321 7 років тому +4

      don't buy it, its not even that funny. its just a forced meme

    • @softsound9154
      @softsound9154 7 років тому +38

      step 1: don't
      step 2:

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 7 років тому +1

      I've done one better by suggesting it to my dad as a potential gift I could buy him for his birthday. Step up your cringey meme game!

    • @Laratezet
      @Laratezet 7 років тому +1

      What's wrong with him questioning your sanity? I couldn't give af what my parents thought of me

    • @pylonbuffering8523
      @pylonbuffering8523 7 років тому +1

      me me big boy

  • @deviqnt
    @deviqnt 5 років тому +2

    0:11 Jack is waving like he has friends to wave to

  • @SamiOwens
    @SamiOwens 5 років тому +14

    Jack: I got to be careful when I do The Pope's bio.
    Also Jack: *photoshops fire into the White House*

  • @arachnid8492
    @arachnid8492 7 років тому +143

    NOW HE'S ALEXANDER BIOMAN •-•

  • @ThatLaurenThing
    @ThatLaurenThing 7 років тому +100

    honestly.......that rap was pretty dam good, john

    • @paigeg5852
      @paigeg5852 7 років тому

      I think his name is jack

    • @bones3691
      @bones3691 7 років тому +5

      Peggy Schuyler You're a new subscriber aren't you?

    • @ThatLaurenThing
      @ThatLaurenThing 7 років тому

      excuse me i have a doctorate in spelling i think i know how to spell dam

  • @memestat
    @memestat 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the white house bio fix is still relevant to today.

  • @kestalami
    @kestalami 4 роки тому +45

    "unlike me, merch is out"
    me

  • @kermitthefrogmom6638
    @kermitthefrogmom6638 6 років тому +495

    Am I the only one who actually likes jacks raps.

    • @hevolocs
      @hevolocs 6 років тому +7

      LOGANG For Life Official I love them

    • @ejojpeg
      @ejojpeg 6 років тому +4

      Kermit the frog Mom I love them

    • @zoriheheh
      @zoriheheh 6 років тому +2

      um, so I'm NOT the only one now?? :d

    • @siri5186
      @siri5186 6 років тому +15

      I love Jacks rapes

    • @somethingsock6707
      @somethingsock6707 6 років тому

      no

  • @ameliapaine
    @ameliapaine 7 років тому +513

    Don't @ me needs to be a new t-shirt

    • @floodvoid
      @floodvoid 7 років тому +8

      y e s p l e a s e

    • @firewordsparkler
      @firewordsparkler 7 років тому +1

      I would actually buy that one.

    • @Dead13ored
      @Dead13ored 7 років тому +1

      Zlatan Ibrahimovic good song

    • @wwkcd7657
      @wwkcd7657 7 років тому

      Amelia Paine I would like but it's at 420

    • @marioruvalcaba9487
      @marioruvalcaba9487 7 років тому +1

      Zlatan Ibrahimovic PSG.!

  • @Rannument
    @Rannument 3 роки тому +4

    1:20 he predicted the future

  • @AN-ou6qu
    @AN-ou6qu 3 роки тому +31

    The shame dawson stuff didn’t age well