since a lot of people were asking how the heck the sampotes build was even working, i present to you a very helpful and extremely hard to read diagram that tells you all you need to do in order to achieve nirvana and do the big slam, so long as you keep in mind i am not a min-maxxer and i suck at modding so it may seem stupid to a lot of you lol pbs.twimg.com/media/GVS6HgIW8AA5VDn?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
I have seen several people with weapons that are considerably larger than their normal sizes, for example the epitaph, it is a configuration and how is that achieved? Can someone tell me? Is It a mod?
Ghoulsaw does 701 million golden crits, they're secret and only happen with the ghoulsaw it's true. My dad works at digital extremes and he confirmed it
God, falling off the islands in duviri brings back day 1 flashbacks where if you had enough momentum when summoning your kaithe it would teleport you to the edge of the skybox and put you upside down
I just got back into warframe for my friend It is unbelievable just how much your videos havw brainrotted us, wvery time lotus says "a heavy unit is approaching" i cant stop thinking of heavy tf2
I love the meele bug, my gauss just stands there slashing everything without even pulling the sword I haven't seen a blue archon shard in 30 days of netracell
I am sorry, master Banana. Even after several videos of your stern tutelage, I am still not able to comprehend what is going on in this "Warframe" game.
1:14 the knives floating reminds me of the meme of the guy walking and has like 20 knives floating behind him. Also 2:10 the game might just be checking for projectiles and because gunblades fire projectiles the game may count that towards your challenge. And yes, the game is definitely being held together by duck tape, hopes and dreams, and sleepless nights Also also, what build are you running on voruna and kullervo? Edit: can confirm, sampotes is busted. Its so good with kullervo
I love me some unhinged banana ^^ (jokes aside nice video man!) edit: Also your video made me wanna install warframe again... it's been years yet i'm back to the dark side.. the kuva... it's calling me...
Yes, Spaz, I do indeed have both Kullervo and a Sampotes. The Sampotes with a slam attack build became one of my favorites after I saw MCgamerCZ do a video on it.
I found you randomly a couple of days ago and I love your content but 00:38 deeply upset me... you were doing a random clip and got hate which I really want and have been trying to get for like 2 months now since I love scythes and I even unveiled a hate riven as well other than that great video, keep it up my man!
I used that to make my Ropalolyst grind to get Wisp Basic blueprints tolerable a couple weeks ago and i didnt see mention of it getting patched since, so it should still be around.
Bro watching your vid makes me wish I wasn't trash at Warframe so I could enter the high-level stuff. This looks genuinely fun. Might try to replicate (I don't even know how Kuva works)
This video got me to check if I had any stabilizers. I thought they’d all been converted into something else when they were got rid of. They could at least give sampotes an incarnon
Coming back to this video to say I put together this build somewhat more noob like without archon shards and fully kitted arcanes but it hits like a truck and has been the most fun I've had in this game
Back again......I'm back and I'm loving what I'm seeing. So what I'm called 'old'. We need more dopamine than you do......nanny nanny poo poo. GIVE IT!!! I'm DYIN' watching.
This guy likes Warframe, is hungry for Styanax, and loves listening to anything from Vaporwave to Black Metal. Who are you and why have you stolen my personality?
my music taste is fucked too the other day my playlist on shuffle went from Cheerleader -- Porter Robinson to Enjoy Yourself -- luxury elite to Enter Sandman -- Metallica to Hello World -- Windows 96 and i listened to ALL that shit
I played Warframe like two-three years ago but i stopped pretty early cuz i was getting bored with all the grinding, looking at Spazmatic's videos makes me wonder if i was even playing the same game, like- wh- all i see are red numbers on a screen, floating islands, what seemed to be like two whole other gamemodes, tf is going on????
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since a lot of people were asking how the heck the sampotes build was even working, i present to you a very helpful and extremely hard to read diagram that tells you all you need to do in order to achieve nirvana and do the big slam, so long as you keep in mind i am not a min-maxxer and i suck at modding so it may seem stupid to a lot of you lol
pbs.twimg.com/media/GVS6HgIW8AA5VDn?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
I can also recommend magistar for slam build
Mr. Bananabuff have you considered being a Warframe Partner?
I have seen several people with weapons that are considerably larger than their normal sizes, for example the epitaph, it is a configuration and how is that achieved? Can someone tell me? Is It a mod?
"That thing was too big to be called a sword, too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a hunk of iron"
gut when he get mad adn swing big seord
Please describe it more :3
"That buff moth has too thicc to be called hips, too big, too heavy and too plump, it was more like a hunk of ass"
I feel ashamed to have written this
“By all accounts, it was nothing more than a throbbing mass of iron”
“Hey dawg, want a sword?”
“Only a meleeful!”
*pulls out comedically large sword*
"please stop fueling yourself with spite"
99% of spiters quit before they reach the infinite spite loop and ascend
That's how Blood Rush works
sprite?
@@ThePalebloodDollspite. In another word, hatred.
3:17 my favorite part of this channel is that sometimes the subject of conversation switches into genuine, important life advice
Spite is a fantastic igniter, but it's an awful fuel.
Five. Hundred. Red crits
Five.Hundred.Cigarettes
We must have more!
(Eats the sampotes)
I was curious to taste it.
Is this a detroit become human reference lmao
Five hundred cigarettes
1:04 the in game dialogue fit perfectly with what you just said
Ghoulsaw does 701 million golden crits, they're secret and only happen with the ghoulsaw it's true. My dad works at digital extremes and he confirmed it
its true
its true
It's true
It's true
I know I'm breaking the chain but he wasn't kidding, that's crazy
God, falling off the islands in duviri brings back day 1 flashbacks where if you had enough momentum when summoning your kaithe it would teleport you to the edge of the skybox and put you upside down
It still does send your kaithe flying to nowhereland. You can unmount/remount, though
All the Duviri content feels like you're actively fighting against the game for things to work since day one, it's unbelievable
@@shadamethyst1258 Wait really? I've been trying to get that to work for weeks but no dice
@@solinawall7717 It's very finnicky. At this point I've learned to be standing still when hopping on the kaithe
@@shadamethyst1258 freaky
I just got back into warframe for my friend
It is unbelievable just how much your videos havw brainrotted us, wvery time lotus says "a heavy unit is approaching" i cant stop thinking of heavy tf2
holy shit, the spite part could not be more true. A therapy lesson in a warframe video, what a time to be alive
3:09 That would be totally Garnular!
Bait use to be- Holy shit is that The Red Mist?!
I love the meele bug, my gauss just stands there slashing everything without even pulling the sword
I haven't seen a blue archon shard in 30 days of netracell
I am sorry, master Banana. Even after several videos of your stern tutelage, I am still not able to comprehend what is going on in this "Warframe" game.
I'm 500+ hours in and still barely understand either, it's okay.
ive played this game regularly on and off since like 2015 and i still barely understand whats happening
i've never played warframe but your warframe videos have become my favourite on the channel, thank you for making cool things on the internet
19:36 this is the second time in 48 hours I've lost the game after a multi-year streak.
JOHN THE FISHERMAN PLAYIN IN THE BACKGROUND... ZASED
Dude got the Hate BP in less than two minutes bruh
every time i watch one of these i am left in a haze of confusion. thank you spazmato banemba for this amazing content.
this video has convinced me to try to farm 30000 cryotic again
Dumbest freaking grind, dumber than waverider. the only reason i still have it is in the off chance I want to get it's stupid incarnon.
You can just passively get it by doing duviri every week since for some reason excavation is always there
This is a very accurate comment. I’ve been getting a lot of cryptic passively. Had like 36k without even realizing after a few months of circuit.
If you grind cryo for sibear, you better off just buy it in the market
This is the third "the witches" reference I've heard today that's a new record
afaik for as long as disruption has been in the game the word "shinies" has been misspelled as "shinnies" in little duck's mission intro transmission
1:14 the knives floating reminds me of the meme of the guy walking and has like 20 knives floating behind him.
Also 2:10 the game might just be checking for projectiles and because gunblades fire projectiles the game may count that towards your challenge. And yes, the game is definitely being held together by duck tape, hopes and dreams, and sleepless nights
Also also, what build are you running on voruna and kullervo?
Edit: can confirm, sampotes is busted. Its so good with kullervo
I used to have issues playing warframe until it clicked, it wants you to break it. I've loved it ever since
*YOU GET IT*
Oh, God. I feel old remembering DNA stabilizers. Remember Channeling?
There's a single conclave mod that references it
it always surprises me to hear him be aggressively positive about things
Spite is the emotional equivalent of chugging energy drinks.
as a person who never played warframe in their life, I do love these warframe videos, puts me in another world
Time to watch big funny banana man play the funny number game
watching you play is the only motivation that makes me continue, thank you
DNA stabilisers were such a throwback
I love me some unhinged banana ^^ (jokes aside nice video man!)
edit: Also your video made me wanna install warframe again... it's been years yet i'm back to the dark side.. the kuva... it's calling me...
Join us
7:48 if you think your music taste is all over the place, you should hear mine (I pretty much listen to anything and everything)
since wrathful advance is kullervo's helminth ability, well, go nuts
When hes making the voice he sounds like Gruncle Stan
can i just say i love your content and every single one of your videos are gold
You have to get Crit Reduction Surgery, your spine is going to snap in two.
2:40 dang really? thats a piece of warframe history right there dude. Also dayum didnt know you were almost a founder in 2014
fun fact, red crits scale higher the more ! there are after a number
i believe the ! cap is 3
There is no cap on how high ur crit can go. You just gotta get gooder™
@@balbalofficial8212 literally "do better" lol
Which is around 600% crit chance
I've dropped Hate one single time in 2000h of Warframe and this guy just didn't bat an eye whe he got it, truly maddening
as a sampotes user, i approve for the tungsten cube prime
MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!
Kullervo skin with pizza slices instead of knives
Btw the highest melee dmg with kullervo ive gotten outside of duviri was something with 253 million.
Yes, Spaz, I do indeed have both Kullervo and a Sampotes. The Sampotes with a slam attack build became one of my favorites after I saw MCgamerCZ do a video on it.
Your music taste is so based, also thanks for being my first comfort Warframe content creator
I found you randomly a couple of days ago and I love your content but 00:38 deeply upset me...
you were doing a random clip and got hate which I really want and have been trying to get for like 2 months now since I love scythes and I even unveiled a hate riven as well
other than that great video, keep it up my man!
ahh, more Mothframe, always a pleasure to see the goofiness and red crits unfold
Yall know about the Nora skip? It can be used to cut off and end dialouge that preceeds certain events, stuff like bounty dialouge and even in duviri
Is that still in the game?
I used that to make my Ropalolyst grind to get Wisp Basic blueprints tolerable a couple weeks ago and i didnt see mention of it getting patched since, so it should still be around.
World is a fuck, 701,000,000 red crits!
0:43 you enbody my hatred for this planet in one moment
F*** deimos
was confused by the title, so i clicked to figure out what this "guide" was, i was not disappointed
Bro watching your vid makes me wish I wasn't trash at Warframe so I could enter the high-level stuff. This looks genuinely fun. Might try to replicate (I don't even know how Kuva works)
3:09 As someone who just got into Garn47, Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is going crazy
14:56 They STILL haven't fixed that... my brother in christ it's been years since i last played and it still had it before i quit
I think it started when they changed holster delays
This video got me to check if I had any stabilizers. I thought they’d all been converted into something else when they were got rid of.
They could at least give sampotes an incarnon
i have never played this game in my life, cool vid doe
Give up my spiteful ways? Never. I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS.
Coming back to this video to say I put together this build somewhat more noob like without archon shards and fully kitted arcanes but it hits like a truck and has been the most fun I've had in this game
25:23 why the heck is he threatening to crush your balls.
13:15 get your self a latron rivine and use it on wraith because the riv disposition is so much higher that prime ver
I thought 30 mins ago to comment on the last wf vid begging for a enw one to drop at some point, man is inside my brain.
It was honestly a jumpscare seeing one of my friends art at the end of this vid lmao
Back again......I'm back and I'm loving what I'm seeing. So what I'm called 'old'. We need more dopamine than you do......nanny nanny poo poo. GIVE IT!!! I'm DYIN' watching.
youtube has blessed me today holy moly
If DE ever gives us a bossfight against man in the wall you're just gonna turn him into dust
This guy likes Warframe, is hungry for Styanax, and loves listening to anything from Vaporwave to Black Metal.
Who are you and why have you stolen my personality?
I need the explanation behind dark verse holdryn
Sampotes might not get a prime but there WAS a thing that DE stopped doing that was cool.
Remember Vandal and Wraith variants?
Bro casually got Hate to drop like we wouldn’t notice
33 minutes of brainrot while i farm for voruna parts
holly shit the DNA stabilizers i feel old now
The chaos has reached a feverpitch
I saw the sampotes section and realised my boy is having WAY more fun in warframe than i am 😭
You can manually skip adds in the video’s settings. Even on your phone
Didn't know that saxum mods existed but now I know they do and will probably farm for them for a while
As much as I hate farming Pathos Clamps, I need to get the Sampotes because HOLY SHIT.
I straight bought the bundle because fuck that shit
i can hear Blackwater Park by Opeth in the background at 15:50
either that or i'm confusing it with a Gojira song
my music taste is fucked too
the other day my playlist on shuffle went from Cheerleader -- Porter Robinson to Enjoy Yourself -- luxury elite to Enter Sandman -- Metallica to Hello World -- Windows 96
and i listened to ALL that shit
27:00 On it boss
Five nights at Cetus
Best music taste + best game
This is like, peak comfy stupid fun video territory
Also curse you now I wanna get back on WF
I tried this for a minute gave up, they notice me and I can’t switch to archwing fast enough
Excuse me sir but HOW EXACTLY DID YOU GET 18,5 CRIT MULTIPLIER ON THAT HAMMER? HUH?
I played Warframe like two-three years ago but i stopped pretty early cuz i was getting bored with all the grinding, looking at Spazmatic's videos makes me wonder if i was even playing the same game, like- wh- all i see are red numbers on a screen, floating islands, what seemed to be like two whole other gamemodes, tf is going on????
this game never fails to scare me
Earn Red Crits by playing Warframe
the only thing inflating are those crit rates holy shit!
10:30 Is That A Motherflipping In Flames - Worlds Within The Margin Reference!!!??!??!!???
Anything can cut if you swing it fast enough.
At 8:43 dude sounds like Charlie's Grandma from smiling friends.
asking for an edit of the spite rant where each "spite" is changed to sprite
12:20 Based Blind Guardian Enjoyer
30:00 first ita the under croft- now who keeps shitting in the lab
babe wake up new banana upload
you sound like goku when your angry, also kulervo gaming.
You freaked me out a bit, your kullervo almost looks like mine
Babe, wake up. Spazmastic Banana uploaded
how are you such an agent of chaos whenever you RNG-related power boosts?