My Dad Did WHAT?!?!

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  • @johnauer4234
    @johnauer4234 Рік тому +6320

    Parents were once regular people until they turn into plot devices. Only once you progress far enough in your story can you access another part of their lore

    • @MaiJaysCorner
      @MaiJaysCorner Рік тому +227

      You.
      You are the kind of person I'd like to be friends with.

    • @chickennbeans1888
      @chickennbeans1888 Рік тому +78

      Bro, is there much past level 20?

    • @NiyociluccShogdunulv
      @NiyociluccShogdunulv Рік тому +6

      trsl

    • @HerbaMachina
      @HerbaMachina Рік тому +59

      @@chickennbeans1888 it's mostly just increased grinding for little to no benefit. Some skill points can be unlocked through special quests, but they're extremely rare and are usually the result of pay to win loot boxes.

    • @SpaceFan12782
      @SpaceFan12782 Рік тому +29

      We be taking the ‘game of life’ seriously

  • @cartersims2207
    @cartersims2207 Рік тому +1595

    I was like 18 years old when my programmer dad just casually drops the fact that he wrote for music magazines and would get albums weeks before they released to the public in order to write reviews.

    • @scarletrevon522
      @scarletrevon522 Рік тому +11

      😂 just a casual fact nothing more

    • @firefox1118
      @firefox1118 Рік тому +6

      Lol, probably due to contract

    • @Nick-vu1ib
      @Nick-vu1ib Рік тому +12

      I was 13 when my mom dropped that she was almost as rich as millionaire because she opened many buiness with many male co worker and many land. All that was ruined because she had me and had to stop working full time. Rude 😢.

    • @bookobsessedfae9329
      @bookobsessedfae9329 Рік тому +9

      I just happened to be in the room when my mom tells the story of when she was doing a house call (she's a pediatric nurse) and was taking care of this baby, when the mentally disturbed veteran father knocks out the mother while she's dialing 911, and proceeds to chase my mom around the house with a gun. (The police then showed up due to the 911 call)

  • @togamii.
    @togamii. Рік тому +928

    Get the dad a award for best business man.

  • @Avveplayz
    @Avveplayz 2 місяці тому +681

    The doctor buys the knife to make more patients💀

  • @Ledgetidy365
    @Ledgetidy365 Рік тому +11218

    A true businessman sells the equipment to the doctor during an operation

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +170

      During operation:
      " So you can use that scapal, or you can use this brand new set of knives. As you can see, theyvare so sharp they can even cut through my bones, and for omly $139.99, you can get all 8 of these artisan knives. Don't miss out on this very limited time off...." *Beep* *beep* *beeeeep*

    • @baconthedude
      @baconthedude Рік тому +82

      ​​​​@@troybaxter imagine, he comes back to life to continue to sell it. " *Beeeeeeeeeeeeep* *beep,* *beep* So, as I was saying, this is only going to be a limited time premium deal..."

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Рік тому +16

      Blood money! Literally

    • @gabrielkawa3477
      @gabrielkawa3477 Рік тому +8

      Hahaha yeah

    • @winterveritas
      @winterveritas Рік тому +11

      This story is pretty metal.
      I mean, about pretty metal.

  • @paperip1996
    @paperip1996 Рік тому +1940

    Found out at my grandfathers funeral that thanks to his military days, he was fluent in Korean and Japanese and had a conseriable grasp of Hebrew (despite not being Jewish). It was a surprise to most of his kids and all of us grandkids when this little old Korean man gave a euology thanking him for helping his family come to the US and helping them learn English.
    Grandma just went "well, I thought you all knew and it never really came up otherwise"

    • @sleepdeprivedpotatoe2769
      @sleepdeprivedpotatoe2769 Рік тому +37

      Im sorry for your loss

    • @laikeree_4213
      @laikeree_4213 Рік тому +51

      It's so nice to know that the elderly Korean went there, the fact that he's so grateful that he remembered his favor and went to his funeral to give thanks 🥹

    • @Andres-ul9wo
      @Andres-ul9wo Рік тому +19

      Kinda the same happened to me on my grandpa funeral only with the difference I didn’t discover that he was fluent in another language I discover he had another brother

    • @TAKTlmao
      @TAKTlmao Рік тому +1

      I misread grandma as grandpa and was confused

    • @andreawalker2825
      @andreawalker2825 Рік тому +2

      Sorry for your loss god bless you

  • @BwompityBwomp-ev1xq
    @BwompityBwomp-ev1xq Рік тому +12367

    Only a man of pure wit is able to sell the very thing that wounded him to the person that would heal it for him.

  • @sarah_yippie699
    @sarah_yippie699 Місяць тому +44

    "Kiss the chef" got me rolling💀

  • @MaiJaysCorner
    @MaiJaysCorner Рік тому +829

    My Dad randomly dropped the fact that he is a certified scuba-diver and has been for years. He told us kids over dinner and we all needed a moment to think about that one.

    • @glitchout_303
      @glitchout_303 Рік тому +13

      I was hoping for a "let it sink in" pun

    • @MaiJaysCorner
      @MaiJaysCorner Рік тому +2

      @@glitchout_303 talk about missed opportunity! Dang, maybe next time.

    • @glitchout_303
      @glitchout_303 Рік тому

      @knot_AyUsername better than what my father did :P
      went & got the "eternal milk"

  • @smallpupper
    @smallpupper Рік тому +1687

    In the 80’s, my dad would frequent a mom and pop VHS store that did everything by paper, didn’t have any electronics to document the tapes that were rented or anything. He managed to convince the owners to install computers, and whenever there was an issue with them, they’d call him to fix it.
    Btw he was 14 at the time

    • @arnaldoenriquez6191
      @arnaldoenriquez6191 Рік тому +57

      Created his own damn market

    • @nonenone-wk8qk
      @nonenone-wk8qk Рік тому

      Parents: You ever notice how your self-centered, vapid, selfish kids never bother to ask you about your life previous to their existence? You ever notice how they work as hard as they can to SHIT on everything you think and say?

    • @Johncornwell103
      @Johncornwell103 Рік тому +13

      Well I could kinda understand the VHS store doing that in the the two years of the 80s, before the explosion of PC technology that happened

  • @BlazeofMercSH
    @BlazeofMercSH Рік тому +4429

    As a former sales man, I have to recognize you dad as the person we all want to be.

  • @TheBlindedOne-fw2du
    @TheBlindedOne-fw2du 2 місяці тому +14

    This kind of thing keeps happening to me, I also like dropping random crazy facts about myself and my family to friends and the reaction is the best

  • @robloxpotatotater
    @robloxpotatotater Рік тому +10055

    that’s what you call a true salesman..sells something no matter what happens

    • @ChewedBubbleGun
      @ChewedBubbleGun Рік тому +73

      Hey Hey! I may be [[dumpster diving]] for a place to [[rest you r weary head]] but have I got a [[exquisite]] [[100% whole grown]] [[MOSS]] for just 7! Wow, [[what a steal!]] [[doctors hate him/her/them]]

    • @heromahdi
      @heromahdi Рік тому +22

      ​@@ChewedBubbleGunCsp, listen to me, there isnt enough time. I need you to run, run as far away as possible, dont come back, doing so will only lead you to troubles.

    • @sabananas9314
      @sabananas9314 Рік тому +10

      It was the perfect time to do so

    • @Stacyplaysroblox_143
      @Stacyplaysroblox_143 Рік тому +9

      @@ChewedBubbleGunspamton im still in here!

    • @that_one_cornn_flaek
      @that_one_cornn_flaek Рік тому +3

      ​@@ChewedBubbleGunwhat in the hell does this mean

  • @Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso
    @Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso Рік тому +3090

    Yeah my mom randomly told me that she was supposed to compete for Miss Myanmar(after winning multiple first places) but she ran away to protest to her mom that she hated the pageant life. She also randomly shown me old magazines where she was the cover of it. It’s insane

    • @coffee2533
      @coffee2533 Рік тому +51

      Dangggg woah

    • @maniaclaugh
      @maniaclaugh Рік тому +106

      The biggest secret I was told was about the time my grandpa got pitchforked by our neighbour for telling him off for being a peeping tom and watching him and gradma getting it on.

    • @gaycontentconsumer
      @gaycontentconsumer Рік тому +20

      Dude...thats awesome

    • @Mandalore06
      @Mandalore06 Рік тому +5

      Yummy.

    • @afonsogames1630
      @afonsogames1630 Рік тому +18

      @@maniaclaughwhat the

  • @thepumpkinlord643
    @thepumpkinlord643 Рік тому +1014

    Parents will just casually tell you either the most interesting or traumatic story you have ever heard out of nowhere

    • @imtheboss7422
      @imtheboss7422 Рік тому +12

      I have some messed up stories and I'm going to tell my kids one day. Obviously hilarious ones as well.

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Рік тому +32

      my grandma loves telling me the most morbid shit ever for no reason mid-conversation
      "hey did you know this is where the KKK originated"
      "oh wow, thats interesting"
      "i once saw a 9-year old black boy hanging from that courtroom roof"

    • @Lukewarm_water_
      @Lukewarm_water_ Рік тому +16

      Ong, like my mum fr went "I was r@ped as a child" LIKE MUM I WAS JUST TRYNA TALK ABOUT CAKES??? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?

    • @Power_Nap947
      @Power_Nap947 Рік тому +5

      thats true like one time i was litteraly mindin my own business and my mom just literally just said some lore bout her past and i be like wha?

    • @faancyynaancyy
      @faancyynaancyy Рік тому +13

      I remember when my parents casually dropped the fact that my Dad almost got killed by his brother. Took a knife to his throat and missed the main artery by a few mm. I'm like holy shit I just realized how trashy and fucked up that side of the family was.
      To be fair they mentioned it in my presence when I was very young and my brain was probably like naah that's too absurd, must've dreamed that one.

  • @LeviToth1092
    @LeviToth1092 2 місяці тому +5

    ,, quality german d2 stainless steel ‘’
    My brain : gAlvaNiZeD sQuarE StEEl

  • @greysonkinsey1150
    @greysonkinsey1150 Рік тому +2818

    A truly dedicated salesman

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 Рік тому +8

      If you were the doctor, earning a doctors wage. You would probably buy the knives just for the story tbh. LoL

    • @fnafalie3664
      @fnafalie3664 Рік тому +4

      @@Lobos222 i agree, but a pretty brave man too. like he didn't even scream when he cut his finger.

  • @chaotic_ourple
    @chaotic_ourple Рік тому +140911

    He made a blood contract. He owns that doctor's soul now

    • @Karl_KCJ
      @Karl_KCJ Рік тому +2462

      Oh no 😦

    • @DylanClyde-c6h
      @DylanClyde-c6h Рік тому +1124

      1.1K likes but only 1 reply? Lemme fix that
      Start a chain

    • @jasperlane1929
      @jasperlane1929 Рік тому +1396

      30% discount gives the dad only 70% of the doctor's soul.

    • @Random.Earthball
      @Random.Earthball Рік тому +211

      I get it!

    • @Random.Earthball
      @Random.Earthball Рік тому +194

      'Blood' as if the flood from bryson's dad's hand

  • @_____________5977
    @_____________5977 Рік тому +9588

    As a person from Hong Kong, it’s hundred percent accurate that a random white guy becomes an underwear model on magazine covers.

  • @raysrays443
    @raysrays443 2 місяці тому +3

    My dad once told us in the middle of dinner about how he used to steal street signs as a teen and hid them in his mom’s garage. His buddies got arrested but he just got community service for telling the officers who else was involved. I dropped my spoon into my soup and asked soooooo many questions. I never knew he had such interesting lore.

  • @sallysoto9193
    @sallysoto9193 9 місяців тому +762

    The older you get the more "when i was your age" stories you unlock

    • @hmmbutwhatif
      @hmmbutwhatif 8 місяців тому +12

      fr
      my dad said ‘when i was yo age we rewinded tapes with pencils’

    • @Duckymen
      @Duckymen 8 місяців тому +1

      @@hmmbutwhatifwas it vhs tapes

    • @hmmbutwhatif
      @hmmbutwhatif 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Duckymen yeah

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 6 місяців тому +1

      Just like Genshin Impact friendship cutscenes

  • @anjelloproductions
    @anjelloproductions Рік тому +1724

    Bryson’s dad saw his opportunity and took it like a REAL salesman😂💀

    • @mrsynapse
      @mrsynapse Рік тому +4

      Bryson 2.0 but straight?

    • @nopep5606
      @nopep5606 Рік тому +1

      he needed the medical bills covered

  • @floridaKG
    @floridaKG 9 місяців тому +1875

    My grandma casually mentioning that she got kidnapped for 6 months

  • @2_Much_EditZ
    @2_Much_EditZ 2 місяці тому +8

    Turns out my dad went to school with Marshall Bruce Mathers III himself

    • @orlando71434
      @orlando71434 Місяць тому +1

      It would have been real great to know that my dad got on the national news for starting an underground newspaper in high school from the start. But for some reason that only came up about a year ago

    • @Someone.southafrica
      @Someone.southafrica Місяць тому

      Yeah, no joke my grandfarther went to school with Elon musk, i dont think they knew each other but still, he then fought in the Angolan civil war to live in Cape Town as a pharmacist

  • @mikitadark5798
    @mikitadark5798 Рік тому +1140

    My whole life he told me he was such a good artist,
    He always wanted to show me but never wanted to go through his hoard.
    My dad passes away from heart failure and we have to go through his stuff,
    Right up top hiding in plain sight
    Absolutely beautiful artwork from art class signed and dated 1980’s.
    I’ve framed the best one, a sweet little wooden ship on the ocean.
    I wish he could have told me about his art…
    God I miss my dad so much.

    • @awesomearcticfox
      @awesomearcticfox Рік тому +25

      I so sorry just know he’s looking down at you and proud of your accomplishments he’s in a better place now.❤

    • @shankyes
      @shankyes Рік тому +8

      hope you doing ok

    • @hashira9223
      @hashira9223 Рік тому +3

      "my whole life he told me he was such a good artist, he always wanted to show me but never wanted to go through his hoard"
      "I wish he could told me about his art"
      schizophrenia?

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. Рік тому +5

      @@hashira9223 what

    • @moshimeshowu747
      @moshimeshowu747 Рік тому +8

      ​@@hashira9223he died before telling/showing his child his art, bozo

  • @doomshroom01
    @doomshroom01 11 місяців тому +2224

    Blud really said “Oops I accidentally sold a set of knives to my doctor”

  • @TacoMunching
    @TacoMunching 9 місяців тому +1654

    I was just chilling in the living room and my dad just says that he’s a cancer survivor, gotta say, from then on my respect for him went way up

    • @Fourofdiez
      @Fourofdiez 8 місяців тому +7

      Goku might ask him if he is strong 😅😥

    • @ShizuanYT
      @ShizuanYT 8 місяців тому +2

      is ur dad bald

    • @sienayim
      @sienayim 8 місяців тому +1

      Relatable😂😂

    • @Mahnert.Khertt
      @Mahnert.Khertt 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ShizuanYTcancer doesn't make u bald the chemo does. Also u asking like that seems rude like💀

    • @ShizuanYT
      @ShizuanYT 8 місяців тому

      my bad bro my little brother was on my phone 😢@@Mahnert.Khertt

  • @KingLamb1216
    @KingLamb1216 Рік тому +1777

    Bro, your Dad is a Better Call Saul level businessman.

    • @jamilo3298
      @jamilo3298 Рік тому +2

      fr

    • @johnnycovenant2286
      @johnnycovenant2286 Рік тому

      I've used quite a bit of D2 steel knives and if you know you're steel that's why you generally want it keeps an edge like crazy and I had bar of it sitting in the elements for two years and not a single spot of rust

    • @nonenone-wk8qk
      @nonenone-wk8qk Рік тому

      Parents: You ever notice how your self-centered, vapid, selfish kids never bother to ask you about your life previous to their existence? You ever notice how they work as hard as they can to SHIT on everything you think and say?

  • @gunhead7159
    @gunhead7159 Рік тому +1247

    Damn dude, he even used himself as an example of how good the knives are! Now that's some dedication to the craft 😎😂

    • @Britain-England
      @Britain-England Рік тому +2

      489 likes and 0 comments let me fix that.

    • @swadguycrugher5192
      @swadguycrugher5192 Рік тому

      910 likes and 1 comments let me fix that.

    • @Francisco1234Cruz
      @Francisco1234Cruz Рік тому

      999th like.
      What you think I’m going to say “Only 999 likes and 2 comenta?”

    • @m27onyt
      @m27onyt Рік тому

      I’m😮

  • @LocalTiredArtist
    @LocalTiredArtist Рік тому +1010

    I only learned my aunt was an art teacher at a family reunion when I brought my art stuff so I could ignore everyone. I spent the entire reunion with her showing her through all my art and just talking about what I wanted. To do with it. Best day ever.

    • @dduffy6870
      @dduffy6870 Рік тому +11

      EPIC

    • @troljynx9953
      @troljynx9953 Рік тому +5

      Guess you've got the exact opposite of what you wanted huh

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 Рік тому +1

      Best day ever for artists:
      We had a birthday party for my peepaw recently, and even though I didn’t remember anyone else there except my other grandpa, they were all super supportive and complimented my art. One of the people I couldn’t remember for crap said that he was an school director who taught art classes before he retired, and he told me and my mom some good options for my growth as an artist.

  • @Phoenixda_man
    @Phoenixda_man 2 місяці тому +1

    He cut the same finger that I accidentally cut.

  • @playerboygamingchannel
    @playerboygamingchannel Рік тому +1010

    What a generous father

  • @SanrioKyujitsu
    @SanrioKyujitsu Рік тому +972

    YOUR DAD IS A MAN OF PURE IRON STEEL.
    Nearly cut his finger off but still selled a set of knive to his doctor.

    • @CornerMike
      @CornerMike Рік тому +10

      It's actually sold I think

    • @xLuigi77x
      @xLuigi77x Рік тому +7

      ​@@CornerMike 🤓

    • @CornerMike
      @CornerMike Рік тому +12

      @@xLuigi77x I'm not even good at English so I think I'm at his level,also what sonic game you play?

    • @hotbonfire89
      @hotbonfire89 Рік тому +3

      Yes its sold

    • @CornerMike
      @CornerMike Рік тому +3

      @@hotbonfire89 :)

  • @sisronweasley2074
    @sisronweasley2074 Рік тому +2520

    My mom had a stroke and froze half of her face when she had me. She was able to recover by chewing gum and PT for 2 years. Still amazes me how she's all casual about it. Love you mum and I'm so sorry you had to go through that 😭

    • @doublem207
      @doublem207 Рік тому +43

      Damm, such a cool mom.

    • @Midgachagirl
      @Midgachagirl Рік тому +11

      How do u freeze half ur face tho

    • @spidore2706
      @spidore2706 Рік тому +73

      ​@@Midgachagirlstroke

    • @Stormy_Echos
      @Stormy_Echos Рік тому +49

      Oof, imagine the pain of child birth and then add a stroke to it, I hope your mother is doing better now

    • @Midgachagirl
      @Midgachagirl Рік тому +3

      Damn

  • @vanessadurocher657
    @vanessadurocher657 2 місяці тому +1

    I just learned that my dad was in 2 wars when I wasn't born yet and I didn't know I was so shocked

  • @TransientWitch
    @TransientWitch Рік тому +323

    My father had a Masters in Chemistry and in my entire life, he worked in a small laboratory in a local grain shipping company which tested the produce for safety standards and such...
    And then I learned he once worked for NASA over hamburgers. Like. Yeah, I can relate with this story!

  • @faxmachine1162
    @faxmachine1162 Рік тому +2005

    Dude, dads are awesome. I wish everyone could have awesome parents.

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 Рік тому +19

      Literally yesterday me and my dad were talking and I brought up heritage and I learned about a really great grandfather i have on my father's side. So there was this Turkish khan or you know chif of a Turkish tribe in my province who was famous we searched him up so this guys great grandson is my dad's grandfather's grandfather the Interesting thing was he had a uni brow which I used to have and my nephew has super cool

    • @segasonic4952
      @segasonic4952 Рік тому

      @@middleeasternforhire8985 so that means you are a descendant of the chief?

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 Рік тому

      @@segasonic4952 kinda

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 Рік тому

      Sadly most people just have moms

    • @taxsman3163
      @taxsman3163 Рік тому

      Thanks, I appreciate that.

  • @herpaderp395
    @herpaderp395 Рік тому +837

    As a child, I was told all the time to never go into the attic. My parents always told me that there were snakes or mice up there. I didn’t really believe them since I would have probably saw some at this point, so I just assumed there were some exposed insulation or something that they didn’t want me or my siblings to touch but didn’t want to explain to us since they struggle with English. It wasn’t until recently at dinner one night that I figured out why we weren’t allowed in the attic. My oldest brother was talking about knives with my dad since they both worked in culinary when my dad just goes “Yeah, I have swords too. They’re in the attic.” That was a very interesting night.

    • @alexander_markovski
      @alexander_markovski Рік тому +98

      Yeah that's smart parenting right there if my parents had swords and told me as a kid I'd have lost a whole arm from sheer dumbass swordplay

    • @robertobaldessarini6681
      @robertobaldessarini6681 Рік тому +22

      Bro 'bout to sart a crusade

    • @ExponentMars
      @ExponentMars Рік тому +23

      lmao my dad has a collection of swords and he never hid it, so when he's out of the house I would just swing the live blades around like I'm some medieval knight. Cut a few cardboard boxes clean in half. Accidentally stabbed the leather couch. Probably would've been smarter to hide the sword collection from the the teenage boy who's often left home alone.

    • @GamerGhost11
      @GamerGhost11 Рік тому +2

      Ah but tis a good time to swordfight

    • @wedoalittletrolling4461
      @wedoalittletrolling4461 Рік тому +1

      ​@@robertobaldessarini6681good. We cant expect God to do all the work.

  • @kittykidda
    @kittykidda Місяць тому

    Parents really know how to take care of you. Appreciate them while they last!

  • @afreakshow1752
    @afreakshow1752 Рік тому +170

    That's basically why i'm in a band, to flabbergast my kids and nephews after I purposefully morphed in a perfectly average suburban dad/uncle

  • @eddiej9270
    @eddiej9270 Рік тому +505

    After 18 years of my life, I just know that my sister’s dad (not my dad) was trying to sell her when she was a newborn for $200 because he was an alcoholic and didn’t want another mouth to feed, my mom tried to fight back but couldn’t, fortunately my sister’s grandma paid $200 to get her back. She’s now 23 and not talking to her dad which I agree. Stories just come out of the blue when you sit down and talk to grandma. Grandma knows all.

    • @ASCARlS
      @ASCARlS Рік тому +45

      wtf my mom tried to do the exact same thing with my little sister so she could buy cigarettes... and she tried to sell her to a LAWYER

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ Рік тому +11

      @@ASCARlSi’m so sorry

    • @eddiej9270
      @eddiej9270 Рік тому +8

      @@ASCARlS and she did?

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 Рік тому +6

      Found out at the age of 39 that my mum cheated on my dad two weeks after they got married. (Just once, and 5 years before I was born).

    • @MorganMakesThings
      @MorganMakesThings Рік тому +12

      The last several years of her life, my grandma started getting senile. I visited with her every week, and got to know her has a person. Not only did I hear all kinds of amazing and also tragic stories from her early life, I also got to hear her real thoughts about EVERYONE in the family, as she would start to ramble and forget it was me she was talking to. Once, she repeatedly referred to me in the third person and talked about how much she loved me and how proud she was of me. Then she gave me 10lbs of rotten meat from her freezer.

  • @zainabkhurrum1299
    @zainabkhurrum1299 10 місяців тому +2129

    As a bio student,.....I’m gonna be honest here,I would’ve done the same 💀
    I mean just LOOK at that clean cut! Absolutely gorgeous

    • @thatdudecug
      @thatdudecug 9 місяців тому +7

      Me too

    • @Mr900daemon
      @Mr900daemon 9 місяців тому +11

      I cut open my thumb breaking down boxes, coworkers tried to say my knife was dull but the cut (into bone) spoke for itself

    • @KyloRen-2010
      @KyloRen-2010 9 місяців тому +2

      Probably me too

    • @kellyenglish5876
      @kellyenglish5876 9 місяців тому +1

      Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty

    • @JB-DJ
      @JB-DJ 9 місяців тому

      what if that guy went to jail cuz they think u where a murderer my docter?!

  • @mrwolf6056
    @mrwolf6056 Місяць тому

    Bro took advantage of this rare opportunity and succeeded

  • @alexia52118
    @alexia52118 Рік тому +303

    THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME! Ive been rock climbing for like 3 years now and my mom barely told me the story of her and my grandpa owning a repelling buisness. I had a big fall and missed the mat so I went to her place to clean and patch myself up and she just casually said that her life was saved by a rock climber when her pony tail got caught in a knot and she was almost scalped about 60 ft in the air. Then we just went on to tell stories about climbs and it felt like I unlocked a good 5 years of her life 😂

  • @NicoLas-xy3ew
    @NicoLas-xy3ew Рік тому +483

    The doctor is 100% a dad.
    every dad that is at least 50 years old will take ANY discount whatsoever, even if it looks like you'll probably not need it now, they will take it.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Рік тому +3

      Sounds like my mom

  • @Willow_I_Guess
    @Willow_I_Guess 4 дні тому +1

    THE PACT HAS BEEN SEALED IN BLOOD

  • @peanut_the_frog1196
    @peanut_the_frog1196 Рік тому +1083

    Apparently my mom had a fiancé before my dad who was practically a millionaire. He flew her places, bought her expensive things, owned like three different vacation houses, etc, etc. she dumped him because my grandparents couldn’t stand him and apparently he had terrible manners. Now she’s been married to my dad for nearly 30 years and he is just about the polar opposite. He’s a dork who loves baking and watching reruns of the office. They love each other more than anything. I was told this by my grandma about a year ago and when I asked my mom about it she scoffed and said the guy wasn’t half the man my dad was. It was a pretty great comfort to know that my mom really didn’t care for material things and that my dad was enough for her.

  • @Loading-JayZ
    @Loading-JayZ Місяць тому

    when Bryson says the thing about our parents dropping information about the lore of their life is so relatable tho

  • @D1gitalxS0ul
    @D1gitalxS0ul 9 місяців тому +1049

    When I said his is was like 12yo 💀 not sure why I lied or anything but yeah

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 Рік тому +176

    We recently moved houses and when we were unloading the shed, we uncovered a miniature of a communications tower in a plexiglass box made ENTIRELY of toothpicks. Highly detailed, balanced, stained to look tanner and aged. My dad was like oh yeah, I spent a long time on this. Just for fun. That was nuts to me, because I never pegged him as the creative type.

  • @nataliekozlikova2062
    @nataliekozlikova2062 Місяць тому +1

    That remembers me when my dad said he survived a car crash and he was the driver

  • @lavanniarajalingam50
    @lavanniarajalingam50 Рік тому +2486

    Children always forget that their parents had a whole life before them

    • @sprxy_ttvplays2257
      @sprxy_ttvplays2257 Рік тому +40

      My mom said she was a barista down the street from our new house before my oldest sibling was born learned this a few weeks ago

    • @Mimi_Cheeks
      @Mimi_Cheeks Рік тому +7

      Not my mom, she had me at 18 and dad was 17 because turned 18 15 days after i was born

    • @noturboi909
      @noturboi909 Рік тому

      Ageist, not ALL children forget. And besides, kids are smarter than you think. No shit they’re not born with that knowledge, THEY LEARN. So saying they always forget is not only ageist but makes no sense. How could you forget stories you were never told? And eventually it’s a no brainer that of course everyone has a fvcking life. Not to mention, my mom had me at 22, so not really (and my parents divorced when I was very young, so I only grew up with my mom lol, luckily my grandfather (died at 70 due to internal bleeding in brain) and an old friend of mine Terry (He died of lung cancer at 66) were father figures to me)

    • @oceanAndmadison
      @oceanAndmadison Рік тому +1

      ​@@Mimi_Cheekswoah cool

    • @mgachatv
      @mgachatv Рік тому +1

      Fr

  • @mika_mdf
    @mika_mdf Рік тому +2705

    Your dad definitely has some marketing skills damn

  • @J-Dizzle95
    @J-Dizzle95 Рік тому +608

    Dude I had this EXACT experience when my mom starting unleashing this tale of how she used to be a Native American fisherwoman and she spent years catching fish with her dad to pay the bills on a small tugboat. Blew my mind.

    • @CharlieFromNeptune
      @CharlieFromNeptune Рік тому +12

      Lucky my parents met when they were at a supermarket and mom couldn't find the toilet paper so dad had some spare in his trolley so he gave her some

    • @anissatoubal6830
      @anissatoubal6830 Рік тому +6

      ​@@CharlieFromNeptunehonestly that's so cool. Heres how my parents met. So my mom went to get her hair done then she saw my dad. She said it was "love at first sight"

    • @veronica3662
      @veronica3662 Рік тому

      ​@@anissatoubal6830oh- So now we're talking about how our parents met now, ok- Here I go- This is the story that my mom has told me-
      So, one day my mom went to a gym to work out and my dad happened to be there, my dad sent a friend of his to ask my mom if she wanted to hang out with my dad because he was too shy and embarrassed to do it himself which is cute and also disappointing considering the fact that they don't love eachother anymore and are divorced
      But hey! You can have a mostly wholesome story! It's how my grandma and grandpa (my mom's parents) met
      So, my grandma's sister had a serious health problem and she was taken to hospital, my grandad worked at that hospital and was always there to comfort my grandma about her sister, but unfortunately she didn't made it... My grandma was destroyed and my grandad was always there by her side to comfort her about her lost, then they got closer, got married and had my mom, my grandma was by his side when he was taking his last breath just like he was by her side when she lost her beloved sister :']

  • @ashleygoode3855
    @ashleygoode3855 Місяць тому +1

    That handshake was killer, lol! 😂

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 Рік тому +685

    I was cleaning out old things a few years ago when I came across a picture of someone I didn't recognise. I asked my father who he was and he deadass said "Oh, that's our eldest brother that passed away from a car accident around 20 years ago."

    • @CrazyshibaInu
      @CrazyshibaInu Рік тому +35

      Did he sound like he was calm?

    • @alishawauters
      @alishawauters Рік тому +33

      Holy... mother... of... Ireland

    • @earthisadonut7213
      @earthisadonut7213 Рік тому +42

      @@CrazyshibaInu He did. I know it's been 20 years but that seemed pretty important to the family.

    • @CrazyshibaInu
      @CrazyshibaInu Рік тому +14

      @@earthisadonut7213 ok but hows your family

    • @earthisadonut7213
      @earthisadonut7213 Рік тому +32

      @@CrazyshibaInu Everyone seems pretty indifferent since it was very long ago. Just thought it was strange that no one seems to bring this up until asked about it.

  • @Bombr_man
    @Bombr_man Рік тому +351

    Your dad is the Saul Goodman of business and negotiations

  • @v_erdant889
    @v_erdant889 Рік тому +516

    My dad literally broke down crying in the car talking about how he had to witness the families that people who commit suicide left behind and what it does to them, how he had to watch videos people he knew and had relations with get tortured or killed over and over again in order to find details or patterns, and how he almost commit suicide after coming back from his second Iraq deployment for years but didn't because I was born only 4 days after he returned. This all happened because I was talking about how one of my friends was depressed. I'm the only one of my siblings to know this.

    • @forfax.
      @forfax. Рік тому +38

      thank you for sharing this. And I'm glad he was able to open up to you, but I think your dad may need professional help and should get therapy to help him recover mentally. I hope the best for him

    • @v_erdant889
      @v_erdant889 Рік тому +42

      @@forfax. he has sought out therapy and is doing much better. He did group therapy at one point in time and it really helped him get over his survivor's guilt. Thank you for your kind words.

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому +3

      @@v_erdant889
      I thought seeing a lot of terrible things during your lifetime will make you get used to it and makes you become dead inside and not care
      Isn't that true tho ? Or is your father an emotional person ? I hope he is okay tho

    • @Brock_Lee501
      @Brock_Lee501 Рік тому +5

      @@MrTaminomimonot exactly. There is a difference between a soul sucking job and an emotionally anguishing job.

    • @Rileyton
      @Rileyton Рік тому +1

      Iraq

  • @joannabezdicek3443
    @joannabezdicek3443 Місяць тому +1

    Bro really said: Yeah, I was a great business man back then... 👁️👄👁️

  • @amber5694
    @amber5694 Рік тому +470

    My mom was engaged 4 times before she met my dad. She was totally chill about it too. One of those men bought her a dog as a gift. I still have a baby picture of me cuddling with that dog.

    • @speedyjames2770
      @speedyjames2770 Рік тому +5

      Hmmm sounds like a simple women

    • @ZenCz
      @ZenCz Рік тому +1

      Wow that's a story, love to hear more 😊

    • @abrarhaji3480
      @abrarhaji3480 Рік тому +1

      That's normal in my country
      My mom was asked for marriage by 20 mans in the same month when my dad (her cousin) heard the news he came with his parents to ask her dad for mariage and my whole life i thought she said yes because he is her cousin but turn out that another cousin asked her for marriage before my dad and she said no she said yes to my dad because she loved him 😂❤

  • @Sakura_MochiYT
    @Sakura_MochiYT Рік тому +493

    "I've known you for my whole life and you're just now telling me that you were a teenage underwear model in hong kong" got me 💀☠️

  • @SyafiqSyahmi-o6t
    @SyafiqSyahmi-o6t 15 днів тому +1

    "Business is business"
    -brysons dad😂

  • @GayBowser1
    @GayBowser1 Рік тому +1057

    I just now learned that my mom won an award for ballet, but she refused it because she preferred the simplicity of life

    • @Duckwithknife-t4s
      @Duckwithknife-t4s Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Noname-tm4ni
      @Noname-tm4ni Рік тому +24

      What a mother to refuse a award I would keep it to show I am not full of shit if I have children and they don't believe me

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Рік тому +14

      Pixar main character vibes

    • @iLOVEtwix111
      @iLOVEtwix111 Рік тому +3

      that cant be true

    • @GayBowser1
      @GayBowser1 Рік тому +2

      @@CrappedBriefs as in an award of money

  • @jellydolly
    @jellydolly Рік тому +140

    that deal was sealed with blood, literally. 😭😭

    • @punitshankar
      @punitshankar Рік тому +3

      This is the most correct comment in this comment section

  • @editingman594
    @editingman594 2 місяці тому +1

    The parent nerf is real.

  • @jamiesinclair6096
    @jamiesinclair6096 Рік тому +712

    Dude I found out just a couple months ago, that when my Aussie dad was working as a news reporter in England, his boss didn’t realize he was Aussie until he was on air, and to keep his job my dad had to fake a British accent, in the workplace and on live television, in order to keep his job. For over a year 😂😂😂

    • @drumlineking07
      @drumlineking07 Рік тому +32

      I hope that on his last day working there he went full Outback on them lol

    • @sophiaknowles2568
      @sophiaknowles2568 Рік тому +21

      ​@drumlineking07 if someone asks me to 'not sound as aussie' i will do the most over exaggerated aussie accent ever heard
      Have you seen the show kath and kim? Like that 💀

    • @upsetjuice
      @upsetjuice Рік тому +5

      thats fucking awesome

  • @nickcunningham6344
    @nickcunningham6344 Рік тому +236

    All my life, everyone had always called my mom "Peggy". In my mind, while I still called her "mom", her name was Peggy. Found out at 11 that her name was Margaret. I felt so lied to

    • @dtakeru5856
      @dtakeru5856 Рік тому +17

      Same, my mom has a nickname that's not found anywher in her full name, and I forgot how I learned her maiden name

    • @-.Meylin.-
      @-.Meylin.- Рік тому +11

      Oh god, maybe those people call her Peggy for a reason 😳

    • @marlengonzalez877
      @marlengonzalez877 Рік тому +2

      @@-.Meylin.- Margarets are just called Peggy ya nasty

    • @maxis5427
      @maxis5427 Рік тому +2

      In italy it happens all the time because abbrevation of the same name differ region to region, sometimes even between cities of the same region.
      I discovered my grandpa's real name when I was 12...

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 Рік тому

      I learned that from Captain America
      Margaret “Peggy” Carter

  • @jollz4us
    @jollz4us Місяць тому +1

    Bro got the ham lore ☠️

  • @Garrison-fc3ux
    @Garrison-fc3ux Рік тому +246

    Wow, just wow that HE SOLD THE KNIVES TO THE DOCTOR WHO IS STILL TREATING HIM! He’s a great businessman

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian Рік тому

      Always Be Closing! Sorry, I'm a car salesperson who's been in the business for seven years....its... Kinda automatic now.

  • @federicomilloni9824
    @federicomilloni9824 Рік тому +192

    Dude was a business man doing business , a true man of focus , commitment and shear f'ing will😂😂😂

  • @InfamousPizgah
    @InfamousPizgah Місяць тому

    My grandparents drop the most lore about my parents.

  • @Sneakoz
    @Sneakoz Рік тому +376

    All my life we thought that my grand father was just an ordinary person until he told us that he was a small time gangster in his teens. And also that he has visited 100+ countries in his twenties. Crazy stuff.

  • @C0Lu
    @C0Lu Рік тому +497

    “Wow! The heart surgeries will be so much easier now!!” -Doctor

  • @shaemaali2458
    @shaemaali2458 Рік тому +352

    My dad basically walked across Asia to get to Italy. After marrying my mum, he set off with a few friends. Crossed lots of boarders. I only very recently heard how there was a search party after them in Russia while they were crossing some fields. There's probably more stories but he doesn't talk about them. After reaching italy, he built up a decent foundation. He got a job as a chef and worked his way up to working as a head chef, even ending up on the papers for his work. He then brought my mum over and I was born.

  • @captainmixxchannel5431
    @captainmixxchannel5431 Місяць тому +1

    i thought my mom was a regular office worker but my grandmother told me that she was the boss CEO
    OMG

  • @mamoonthegreat3887
    @mamoonthegreat3887 Рік тому +724

    My father used to be a drummer in a band. He doesn't usually talk about his past, but my mother opened him up to talk. He first wanted to join the army but was scolded for it (you know, parents fear for their children), so he joined a band. Fast forward when I was in elementary school, I wanted to become a scout, and I was scolded because they take you away from classes way too often. Then, I decided to become the drummer of the school band. All that without knowing my father's backstory.

    • @MissRaex
      @MissRaex Рік тому +21

      Wow. I wonder if your father is proud of you. Awesome job.

    • @mistaket
      @mistaket Рік тому +7

      My father used to be a kinda gangster he said the whole city used to fear them police were there friends he was in many fights but in one fight one of his friends used his dagger to cut another dudes belly and his intestines fell out but he survived

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 Рік тому +1

      those who don't know history are destined to repeat it

    • @mistaket
      @mistaket Рік тому +3

      @@lunaponta594 I know history so am I destined to not repeat it

    • @Epicccccccccccccccccccc
      @Epicccccccccccccccccccc Рік тому +1

      @square root K

  • @ItzCherr_y
    @ItzCherr_y Рік тому +105

    I relate to this on ANOTHER LEVEL. the other day I found out that my father has been deaf in his left ear for the past 27 years and I have NEVER KNOWN ABOUT IT.

    • @maikeru19
      @maikeru19 Рік тому

      i guess you mean "deaf" not "death"

    • @ItzCherr_y
      @ItzCherr_y Рік тому +3

      I just realized that..- thank you for pointing out my spelling error lmao. I fixed it. 😂

    • @melody_melon_73
      @melody_melon_73 Рік тому +5

      IKR, My dad told me when I was ~15 he only has partial feeling in his hands because, he broke his hands while skateboarding as a kid.
      When my mom sends hom yarn shopping, he can tell how soft the yarn is if he *can't feel it!*

  • @TheGTandFT
    @TheGTandFT 5 днів тому +1

    My father told me he once got suspended for a week because he dismantled a classroom door and let it lean onto the doorframe to let it look closed. The teacher tried to open the door but it fell on the teachers head instead causing some serious pain. It was kinda funny he said😂

  • @c-a-sbuilds7051
    @c-a-sbuilds7051 5 місяців тому +2304

    ‘Can’t argue with that!’
    *shakes bloody hand*

    • @Mew498
      @Mew498 4 місяці тому +5

      Lol

    • @Zynthus
      @Zynthus 4 місяці тому +9

      A blood contract has been formed

    • @ffggdufs4112
      @ffggdufs4112 4 місяці тому +1

      "Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?"

    • @vezplayz
      @vezplayz 4 місяці тому

      aids

    • @emna4rl934
      @emna4rl934 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ffggdufs4112 Wheatly reference

  • @arjun._.bbC6
    @arjun._.bbC6 Рік тому +231

    As a fellow knife enthusiast, that sounds like a darn good knife and a darn good salesman!

  • @mutitasker.
    @mutitasker. 2 місяці тому

    My dad carried the Olympic torch even though he wasn't in the Olympics

  • @transgaty2763
    @transgaty2763 Рік тому +623

    Your dad is the type who'd sell cooking products on a TV show but it's only on at like 4am that people watch because they're bored but end up getting highly invested in it

  • @fallenleavesxv
    @fallenleavesxv 8 місяців тому +244

    My dad randomly said "You know, I was in the military until your brother was born."

    • @LandynAtkins
      @LandynAtkins 7 місяців тому +5

      Mine to 😂😂

    • @CcpCcp-sk6dt
      @CcpCcp-sk6dt 7 місяців тому +4

      Did he ever go in a war?

    • @-AussieBall-
      @-AussieBall- 6 місяців тому +1

      My dad trained to serve in the military, although he was sent home due to a sprained foot.

    • @fallenleavesxv
      @fallenleavesxv 6 місяців тому

      @@CcpCcp-sk6dt I never asked him about it

    • @capraroc88
      @capraroc88 6 місяців тому

      I didn't know that my dad was adopted

  • @sunther8041
    @sunther8041 Рік тому +36

    My grandmother told me that when my dad was in highschool he randomly excused himself after lunch and showed up 8 hours later with a trophy for winning a breakdancing competition

  • @jaeyamathew9413
    @jaeyamathew9413 2 місяці тому +1

    My dad randomly told us he got stabbed when he was on his 21st birthday but refuses to tell us how. Every time we ask, my mom tells us to drop the conversation.

  • @I-likeEatingUranium
    @I-likeEatingUranium 2 місяці тому +2

    Those ‘Sharp slarp plarp’ knifes are the goat😎 (Doctor approved)

  • @claida339
    @claida339 Рік тому +87

    I was 25 when my dad told me that he got to pilot a civilian airplane. He was trained for helicopters, was the only passenger on a small regular line (this was before ecology came to attention) and befriended the pilot, who let him drive a few times.
    TWENTY-FIVE YEARS without knowing that.

  • @brook32123
    @brook32123 23 дні тому

    It never gets better, once you find out all/most of your parents' lore, you have to learn your partner's, and your other friends'. There's always a perspective-shifting bombshell waiting for the most random time to reveal itself.

  • @Casisac1
    @Casisac1 Рік тому +1158

    Now that’s a master salesman right there

  • @GPS_DS
    @GPS_DS Рік тому +609

    That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard, and your Dad is also a very good voice actor.

    • @bene6969
      @bene6969 Рік тому +3

      69th like

    • @littlen3962
      @littlen3962 Рік тому +1

      @@bene6969 nice

    • @tajuddinahmed3379
      @tajuddinahmed3379 Рік тому +3

      ​@@bene6969 It's ruined 😂

    • @Floriange
      @Floriange Рік тому +4

      @@tajuddinahmed3379 it’s almost to 420 tho

    • @QorpolTheFirst
      @QorpolTheFirst Рік тому +10

      Everyone in hamination's family sounds like him, I couldn't tell it was his dad voicing himself

  • @Sauvium1
    @Sauvium1 Рік тому +500

    While complaining that my doctor refused to remove a cyst in my breast because it “might risk my ability to breastfeed” (I don’t have children). My mother hit me with this gem. “That’s bullsh*t, they took my nipples clean off, sewed them back on and I was FINE.” And that’s how I found out my mum had a breast job, I was 25. She insisted that she had told me before.

    • @commonsense9558
      @commonsense9558 Рік тому +85

      Ok, but that doctor is a full on a-hole for worrying about you potentially bearing children than your own life.
      Like, there's a thing called formula milk.

    • @FindingSerreniti
      @FindingSerreniti Рік тому +33

      I don’t think they can refuse your care like that simply for the reason of you may need to breast feed later A not their business B that’s misogynistic C unethical

    • @gandalfthegrey2777
      @gandalfthegrey2777 Рік тому +12

      ​@@commonsense9558it was probably a low priority problem, like it didn't pose any threat just sitting there but risk of removal was higher than keeping it

    • @sleepdeprivedpotatoe2769
      @sleepdeprivedpotatoe2769 Рік тому +2

      Ur moms awsome

    • @kabdy6818
      @kabdy6818 Рік тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@FindingSerrenitido you even know what misogyny means? And that’s a good reason if it wasn’t a threat to her life the same way men under 25 can’t get a vasectomy

  • @minecraft_nerd5181
    @minecraft_nerd5181 15 днів тому

    This is so real. Like yesterday I asked where my mom was when 9/11 happened and she told me she was in school. When she got home that day she wrote a letter to the president about an idea for a monument for the people on the planes. She got a letter back from the president and his secretaries sadly denying the request due to lack of funds

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 10 місяців тому +642

    Okay but that was probably the easiest and best sell that he ever got because the doctor knows just how deep and clean that cut was.

    • @ElliceBloomCake
      @ElliceBloomCake 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah😅

    • @quackykitty_
      @quackykitty_ 10 місяців тому +2

      Sticks and stones might my break my bones, but words will hurt me more. I don't give a F if you're just a kid, I'm getting outta here, before I'm standing in a puddle of tears. I may act tough, I may act mean, I may even laugh a bit, but on the inside I'm melting. I stay inside, and hide under the covers, but your words will alaways get to me.
      -A random 7th grader

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 10 місяців тому +1

      @@quackykitty_
      Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can leave psychological scars that can never truly heal.
      -Timmy's dad

    • @quackykitty_
      @quackykitty_ 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Rose-yx6jq true dat

    • @Jdmcworldplus13
      @Jdmcworldplus13 10 місяців тому +2

      @@quackykitty_that was the best poem I’ve ever read

  • @juliasouza2534
    @juliasouza2534 11 місяців тому +830

    When I was 21 my mother casually mentioned she had an older brother I never knew of. My grandmother got pregnant very young and out of wedlock, so the family sent her away during her pregnancy and told everyone the baby was my great-grandmother's. I was shocked by the news and how she mentioned it so casually.

    • @VynDimentional
      @VynDimentional 10 місяців тому +5

      Same thing for me! My dad has a sister that he hasn't seen in like- 30 years because she walked out on their family and never came back.

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 10 місяців тому +2

      Bro the same happened to me, but instead it was my dad had apparently knocked up someone before my mom and he gave up all rights so by law, not his kid, but blood related… and I didn’t know until I was in highschool, don’t remember when specifically just highschool.

    • @I_dont_know_what_to_put704
      @I_dont_know_what_to_put704 10 місяців тому +1

      First time? Well my grampa married when he was 13 years old and later he made a lot of children one of them is my mom

  • @wittyclips...
    @wittyclips... Рік тому +1477

    This is so true. My dad tells the same stories over and over then randomly tell a story I never heard before.

    • @dakota5972
      @dakota5972 Рік тому +6

      Duck, Duck, Goose!.

    • @thatonedude66
      @thatonedude66 Рік тому

      ​@@dakota5972what does that do with litterally anything in this vid?

    • @jatmo6991
      @jatmo6991 Рік тому

      My wife says i do the same. Then im like..."oh i never mentioned it?"

    • @Stranger_Box1
      @Stranger_Box1 Рік тому

      one day, my dad said, "I'm gonna go to the store and get milk." i dont think he found it yet, i wonder if he needs help, but he never said which store he was going to. so idk where he is. its been 14 years.

  • @zuhaa1849
    @zuhaa1849 2 місяці тому +2

    My dad sat with Ryan Reynolds on a plane when he wasn't as known as now

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 Рік тому +463

    It's weird to think that your parents have spent a good chunk of their lives without you being around. Like. WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY DID without you, and who knows if you'll ever learn everything there is to know about them. They're like the weirdest and most interesting bundle of mysteries in anyone's social life because unlike friends, your parents might just outright refuse to tell you their past cuz they were once an authority figure over you.

    • @lidmc796
      @lidmc796 Рік тому +7

      A lot of partying and party enhancers 🫡😘

    • @alternato3115
      @alternato3115 Рік тому +13

      i learned a few weeks ago that my dad used to have a tongue piercing when he was younger.
      i turned 18 over a month ago, and i still learn crazy family lore.

    • @ananiashard9466
      @ananiashard9466 Рік тому +3

      @@lidmc796 life is not american pie

  • @Brey-Breydon
    @Brey-Breydon 5 місяців тому +576

    I learned my dad has a half brother when I was 15, best part is it wasn't even my dad who told me but my mum who also only found out a few years prior. You might think "oh, well they probably weren't very close then, maybe he even lives in a different country" but no, while my dad's half brother is in fact a lot older than my dad they did have a lot of contact and he even almost moved in with my dad's parents. Also he lives pretty close, it's like a 20 minute drive

  • @katarzynachariton5448
    @katarzynachariton5448 Місяць тому +1

    I just realized my mom is lactose intolerant...
    HOW COULD I NOT KNOW THIS 😭😅😂

  • @Wingawoo
    @Wingawoo 9 місяців тому +924

    I once was eating dinner with the family, then my dad started talking about his criminal record. Like, the previous conversation was about a pumpkin patch, then it switched to my dad's criminal life in the underworld

    • @eggyolknoodles
      @eggyolknoodles 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@RSaBBproductionsbro you cant just ask that? Like what

    • @RSaBBproductions
      @RSaBBproductions 9 місяців тому +6

      @@eggyolknoodles curiosity dude, i am sorry

    • @ARegularPersom
      @ARegularPersom 9 місяців тому +4

      Real life lore?

    • @starsszqjm
      @starsszqjm 8 місяців тому +10

      Apparently my dad beat people up daily 🤯 LMFAOO

    • @Mystery_minder
      @Mystery_minder 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@starsszqjmsame, he was the bully of the school and even the teachers were afraid of him and sometimes he didn't wear uniform to school acording to him.